View Full Version : Come to My Virtual Party..........
Patsy 02-04-2005, 02:36 PM Would anyone like to join me? Ceri, I know you're doing nothing tonight. It's a balmy evening and the fountain is working.
Mr P will get all 3 barbecues out, just in case, and I'm doing veggie as well as meaty. He's a marvellous raconteur and will thrill you with his stories of SAS days.
Cat? Would you like to bring Mr C and the kids, and Bazeeel of course. My garden's huge and I have no neighbours to worry about.
I have a very comprehensively stocked jukebox and the beer's free.
Thought it would make a change from being in that stuffy bar.
What if it rains? It's not like you've got a shed for us to shelter in! :glare:
I'd love to come to your virtual party Patsy. Do I need to bring anything, apart from umbrellas?
Is there a dress code or do we come as we are?
I don't suppose there's any chance of a bouncy castle. It's just that I've always longed to go on one and they weren't around in my youth, so I feel like I've missed out big time.
Ceridwen 02-04-2005, 03:12 PM Never mind the virtual party. You only live about 8 miles away from me so I'll be round tonight for a real one!! :D
Patsy 02-04-2005, 03:31 PM What if it rains? It's not like you've got a shed for us to shelter in! :glare:
I've got an awning the size of ...... a very large awning, and a shed fit for a king (this is a virtual party peej, get with it!)
Ceridwen 02-04-2005, 03:40 PM Oh alright, I'll come to this one then. :wink2:
Will there be cocktails?
Patsy 02-04-2005, 03:42 PM You betcha! Don't tell me, you'd like a slow comfortable screw against the wall followed by a screaming orgasm?
Ceridwen 02-04-2005, 03:43 PM Don't tell me, you'd like a slow comfortable screw against the wall followed by a screaming orgasm?
Yes please, but can I have a cocktail first? :unsure:
Yes please, but can I have a cocktail first? :unsure:
:laugh: ... :laugh:... :laugh:
you'd like a slow comfortable screw against the wall followed by a screaming orgasm?
If that's what's on offer, I'll be there :naughty:
Patsy 02-04-2005, 03:53 PM I'm trying to persuade PJ to bring his entertainer with him.
Can anyone else do a turn? There will, of course, be karaoke in one of my sheds. As well as this, I have a:-
"boudoir" shed swathed in velvet and gold, with strategically placed bowl for assorted car keys...........
"rodeo" shed complete with writhing steer (no, not Grouch) and line dancing.
"steam room" shed for people who just want to sweat.
"Northern comedian" shed, for those who like a bit of blue.
"Empty" shed for anyone who goes too far and needs time-out.
I think that should be enough, but I do have several spare sheds if anyone has any other ideas.
How about a dark lit shed with a skinny-dipping pool. You could open it after 9 and call it the watershed.
okay... I'll get me coat...
Pandora 02-04-2005, 04:14 PM Ive been to Iceland (the shop not the country), so we've got loads of Barbeque-y type food for later ... maybe we should have a "Food poisoning Shed" for those who choose to eat the chicken drumsticks that are still raw in the middle ? :huh:
Patsy 02-04-2005, 04:19 PM How about a dark lit shed with a skinny-dipping pool. You could open it after 9 and call it the watershed.
okay... I'll get me coat...
:laugh: Like it dabs.
Pan, not sure about your food poisoning idea. How about you just open your box?
:mellow: I'll come as long as there is tea and cake!
But I lke the idea of a slow long screw, or whatever, it's been a while!
Ceridwen 02-04-2005, 04:21 PM cockney is a DJ Patsy, so he should do a set...
Patsy 02-04-2005, 04:21 PM ..... forgot to mention that Leicester Tigers have agreed to fly back straight after the match, complete with cheerleaders, and should be with us about 10.00pm.
Ceri, I'll see you in the steam shed, swiftly followed by the empty shed, methinks.
:wink2:
There will, of course, be karaoke in one of my sheds. As well as this, I have a:-
"boudoir" shed swathed in velvet and gold, with strategically placed bowl for assorted car keys...........
"rodeo" shed complete with writhing steer (no, not Grouch) and line dancing.
"steam room" shed for people who just want to sweat.
"Northern comedian" shed, for those who like a bit of blue.
"Empty" shed for anyone who goes too far and needs time-out.
I think that should be enough, but I do have several spare sheds if anyone has any other ideas.
Patsy can we have an arm chair Shed?
Ceri, I'll see you in the steam shed, swiftly followed by the empty shed, methinks.
:wink2:
Why what you going to do with her? :pimp:
Ceridwen 02-04-2005, 04:24 PM Can I just say that whatever happens, I will NOT be indulging in any hot, lipstick lesbo, girl on girl action in a shed while male partygoers stand outside and peer through the shed windows. Under any circumstances. :mad2:
Can I just say that whatever happens, I will NOT be indulging in any hot, lipstick lesbo, girl on girl action in a shed while male partygoers stand outside and peer through the shed windows. Under any circumstances. :mad2:
:unsure:
:laugh:
Patsy 02-04-2005, 04:26 PM no, Ceri, just you me and the Leicester Tigers. Think you can handle it?
ooh how exciting..you can count me in Patsy my friend. I won't be bringing the boys tho (no sitter you see).
Would you like me to do any nibbles?
PS Can you check that PJ isn't bringing those nasty girls with plywood teeth.
Ceridwen 02-04-2005, 04:27 PM no, Ceri, just you me and the Leicester Tigers. Think you can handle it?
I have a few firemen that have expressed an interest as well, is that OK? :unsure:
Patsy 02-04-2005, 04:30 PM Not a bad idea actually, Bob. We'll have a "comfy and sober" shed, for those in a more mellow mood (boring b.....ds).
So, that's
Rodeo
Steam
Karaoke
Boudoir
Water - skinny dipping
Northern comedian
Comfy and sober
70s/80s disco (is that ok Ceri?)
Any other suggestions?
How about a "sardines" shed........ oo I like that one.
I have a few firemen that have expressed an interest as well
Oh do bring them along Ceri :fireman:
Patsy 02-04-2005, 04:30 PM ........... before you say anything, I mean the game, not the small oily fish. :glare:
Ceridwen 02-04-2005, 04:32 PM I love 70's disco and 80's New Romantic stuff!! http://www.mundogasol.com/foro/banana.gifhttp://www.mundogasol.com/foro/banana.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/elconi13/esmilis/av-dancingbanana.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/elconi13/esmilis/av-dancingbanana.gif
I don't like the comfy and sober shed tho, just stay at home if that's what you want! :mad2:
Can we have a bubble party shed, where we get all lathered up and slippery?
Patsy 02-04-2005, 04:33 PM Marvellous idea, Ceri. Funnily enough, I was just thinking maybe a "pin the tail on a naked fireman" shed, do you think they'd be "up" for it? :laugh:
Don't worry about nibbles, Catalina, I've got a nice green shag pile carpet in the "empty" shed, specially for you and your kebab later.
:w00t:
Patsy 02-04-2005, 04:35 PM So, that's
Rodeo
Steam
Karaoke
Boudoir
Water - skinny dipping
Northern comedian
Comfy and sober (so no-one feels excluded)
70s/80s disco
sardines
bubble and lather (bring your own scents)
any more?
Patsy 02-04-2005, 04:35 PM So, that's
Rodeo
Steam
Karaoke
Boudoir
Water - skinny dipping
Northern comedian
Comfy and sober (so no-one feels excluded)
70s/80s disco
sardines
bubble and lather (bring your own scents)
pin the tail on the nake fireman
any more?
Ceridwen 02-04-2005, 04:37 PM I'm going to start getting ready....I am gonna have a nice long soak in a bath fragranced with scented foam, shave my legs, have a darn good exfoliate, put a face pack on, moisturise everything, paint my nails, spritz myself with Agent Provocateur and then get dressed up and made up to the nines!! http://img115.exs.cx/img115/9916/z4dwink.gif http://www.forumeye.it/invision/html//emoticons/woohoo.gif
Patsy 02-04-2005, 04:42 PM Come any time after 8pm. Mr P's out pumping iron with his ex SAS buddies at the moment, so no rush.
Lugger Buggs 02-04-2005, 04:44 PM Can we have a shed for "real shed" owners shed? :)
Patsy 02-04-2005, 04:47 PM Can we have a shed for "real shed" owners shed? :)
Obviously not, Lugger! I'll allow you that one, but try and be nice.
Anyway, just thought of another one........
"Mixed naked Twister and baby oil" shed (baby oil provided)
Patsy 02-04-2005, 04:55 PM doh! Of course, there needs to be a "sports" shed for the boys (and some of the girls) with everyone's personal favourite sporting moments playing on a loop.
Patsy 02-04-2005, 04:57 PM So, that's
Rodeo - bring your own chaps and spurs if poss.
Steam
Karaoke
Boudoir
Water - skinny dipping
Northern comedian
Comfy and sober (so no-one feels excluded)
70s/80s disco
sardines
bubble and lather (bring your own scents)
pin the tail on the nake fireman
favourite sporting moments
Think that should do it now. Right, I'm cracking open my first beer and giving Mr P a quick rub-down.
Marvellous idea, Ceri. Funnily enough, I was just thinking maybe a "pin the tail on a naked fireman" shed, do you think they'd be "up" for it? :laugh:
Don't worry about nibbles, Catalina, I've got a nice green shag pile carpet in the "empty" shed, specially for you and your kebab later.
:w00t:
And a Womans Own?
Patsy 02-04-2005, 05:11 PM sundry magazines for your gratification and delight, my lovely girl.
Oh my goodness, I was forgetting the most important topic and, luckily, I saved my best shed until last.....................
Patsy 02-04-2005, 05:13 PM ......... the "Reality TV" shed, the reason we are all here today.
Do you think the mods will come?
I'll have one of those beers Pats...I must say it all looks lovely, it certainly will when darkness falls with all those lights.
Thats a lovely dress you've got on...its it a Christian Dior? It wouldn't suprise me...now you have that you are the new face for Rimmel you must be racking it in.
......... the "Reality TV" shed, the reason we are all here today.
Do you think the mods will come?
Nox will....she goes anywhere, any time, any place..
Andrea will later..oh oh oh...get on the phone and hire a crane and a big cage. Andrea does things you would never believe imaginable in a cage...I don't know wether you have noticed but there is one on the ceiling in the chat room...it gets lowered to just above eye level and away she goes....
PJ (hopefully) probably will if he can, he's a very affable chap.
Patsy 02-04-2005, 05:30 PM PJ's bringing the entertainer who was originally booked for the bar, hopefully. Maybe his cage will be big enough for Noxy.
Glad you like the lights, they set off the topiary rather nicely, don't you think.
By the way, love that fuschia crushed velvet number you're wearing, is it retro? And the make-up................... I'm speachless again! :wink2:
I'll be with you later. Just have to take a quick trip to the year five billion to watch as the expanding Sun swallows the Earth. :shock:
Just have to take a quick trip to the year five billion to watch as the expanding Sun swallows the Earth. :shock:
Wait for me dab - I'm coming with you :D
Patsy 02-04-2005, 06:17 PM Calling all Galifreians............ come to my party and bring Dab and ILS back with you.
I'm glad you like my outfit Pats...the fact I can still get into it after all these years is incredablur...what about the red lippy, does it clash or set if off like it used to.. How times have changed tho, my shoes are Jimmy Choo.
Patsy 02-04-2005, 07:06 PM ............ and very nice they are tooooooo. Would you like to throw the switch now please Cat? No, that's the rodeo cow. The yellow one on the wall over there.
Certainly will Patsy...and I hope you dont' mind but I have prepared a little speach.
I would just like to say that I am overjoyed that my long standing friend Patsy has joined me in this lovely community in Cyberville. I'm especially glad as I get to speak to her every day almost now...and its always a pleasure.
So without further ado I declare..Patsy's Virtual Party....OPEN FOR BUSINESS!!
Get the drinks in Blonde..... :drinking:
Patsy 02-04-2005, 07:22 PM Mochten sie ein bier, meine liebchen?
I followed the noise and wound up here!!!!! HUrrahhh.
I say Pasty you have the place looking lovely tonight...how did you mask the damp patches on the walls...very cunning...... Is there a barman or shall I just help myself??
Oh Cat..nice to see you here (as if you would be anywhere else!!)
Patsy 02-04-2005, 07:44 PM Buzzy, careful you don't cut yourself with that tongue. You look ............ nice.
Just help yourself to whatever you want, except the Leicester Tigers when they arrive, they're mine and Ceri's.
You wouldn't just give the chilli a stir for me, would you?
Mochten sie ein bier, meine liebchen?
Could you limit the conversation to ENGLISH please for the benfit of us foreigners who can only speak one language...fluently...
Woo..just been in the shed of mystery..I won't ruin it for anyone...but bloomin fantastic Patsy.
Actually I'm going to hit the wine now...any red that has breathed Patsy?
Patsy 02-04-2005, 07:53 PM Yep, there's a merlot in the smaller kitchen, just by the arga.
Could you limit the conversation to ENGLISH please for the benfit of us foreigners who can only speak one language...fluently...
Buzz you sharing some wind with me?
Right I am gonna give that shed of mystery a quick go.....wish me luck girls.......
WOW and double wow patsy...that was great....it was like the mirror in Harry Potter...all the things your heart desires in one place.....fantastic.....I need a drink now.....
There we go my little buzzster..had one waiting for you..knew you would need it.
x :bye:
Buzz you sharing some wind with me?
Ifi have to fart I shall do so on my own thanks :bag:
Patsy 02-04-2005, 07:59 PM Buzz you sharing some wind with me?
Wind? Would you like to share mine too, just had chillli.
Did you find the merlot? I'm saving the Chateau Neuf de Pape for later.
Haydon 02-04-2005, 08:01 PM Did someone mention cheerleaders?? Where are they?
Patsy 02-04-2005, 08:01 PM Oh no you won't young lady. We can't have you being on your own. Cat can do the German national anthem, can't you Cat?
Patsy 02-04-2005, 08:03 PM Did someone mention cheerleaders?? Where are they?
:naughty: Patsy slinks in, wearing little more than a smile
Haydon, come on in and help yourself.
The girls are on their way back from Ireland, should be here about 10ish. Can I help you with anything in the meantime.
Shuts boudoir shed door in Cat's face
Haydon 02-04-2005, 08:08 PM :shocking: Well, ummm... errr... (tries to avert eyes)
:blush:
Can I have a cold beer please. I need to.... ummm, cool down a bit.
Where is everyone else? :blush: :unsure:
Patsy 02-04-2005, 08:09 PM So, Haydon, do you like my new furry friend? HAYDON!
HAYDON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Patsy 02-04-2005, 08:10 PM Oh, there you are, sorry, lost you in my plush velvetine sofa there for a minute. Hope I didn't squash you.
ooh..clears eyes....just been in the shed of mirrors....blimey...
BLIMEY...is that Haydon sat on the sofa Pats...
***rushes over and plonks herself down next to hime***
***Cat settles on the sofa next to Haydon..draping herself round him**
Do you know Haydon, next to PJ, oh and then dab, you are the 3rdest bestest person I could want to meet.....
smiles sweetly
Haydon 02-04-2005, 08:14 PM :blush: yes, I was impressed by your furry friend. It certainly caught my eye. The black and white colours are ..... very Panderish.
Patsy 02-04-2005, 08:15 PM Oh, Cat, there you are, thought you were milking your bearded friend.
Where's Buzz? Has she gone already? Anyone seen the bottle opener. Is that it down your trousers Haydon?
***Cat settles on the sofa next to Haydon..draping herself round him**
Do you know Haydon, next to PJ, oh and then dab, you are the 3rdest bestest person I could want to meet.....
smiles sweetly
Christ your cheap...only the thirdest?? I would say He is the BESTEST person
Hello everyone :bye:
The party can start now I am here :D
so ...dances seductively leaning against the nearest shed....
Haydon...what brings you to these part....swish sway
Hello everyone :bye:
The party can start now I am here :D
Yeah thought you'd turn up like a panting hot beast.
Patsy 02-04-2005, 08:19 PM He can see right through both of you, you know. Don't mind them, Haydon, it's my party, so I'll pry if I want to.
puts hand seductively on Haydon's muscular and un-knobbly knee
Are you married?
Haydon 02-04-2005, 08:20 PM To Cat... How you doin? (said in a Joey Tribianni voice). Thanks for the compliment, it's great to meet you too.
What's that music playing?
I just love what you've done to the shed Pasty.... although I'm not so sure about the mirror ball. Not entirely convinced that the chains and padlocks attached to that wall match the rest of the decor! :shock:
waylander 02-04-2005, 08:20 PM Am I allowed to come to the party since I'm a girlyboy? :bag:
so ...dances seductively leaning against the nearest shed....
Haydon...what brings you to these part....swish sway
Not you thats for sure....[COLOR=Silver]bzz runs and hides before cat punches her lights out....she's had a few beers now and is on the pull....dangerous...
Haydon...you can run with me if you like....I am much nicer than cat and not nearly as obvious.....
Patsy 02-04-2005, 08:20 PM sssssssssssh Cat, stop, quick ILS is here.
:ohmy:
err..... Hi ILS, thanks for coming, didn't bother dressing up then?
Patsy 02-04-2005, 08:21 PM Am I allowed to come to the party since I'm a girlyboy? :bag:
Only if you join me and Haydon in the boudoir and talk about the first thing that pops up!
Haydon
I just love what you've done to the shed Pasty...
I told you pasty was a mistake didn't I.....
Yeah thought you'd turn up like a panting hot beast.
Well no Party is worth going to unless I am there :thumbsup:
Patsy 02-04-2005, 08:24 PM I told you pasty was a mistake didn't I.....
:boxing: Didn't you have a date with a married man and a curry, Buzz?
To Cat... How you doin? :
Still standing with one hand against shed that is now beginning to throb...(Sf Private Shed that we hoped to ban).
I'm doin good Hay...you're look cool tonight in your tight leather pants and tank top.
:naughty:
:boxing: Didn't you have a date with a married man and a curry, Buzz?
I have indeed...but the curry's not here yet and the married man is mine..so it's not that exciting.....rather stay here and talk to you pasty..... :bag:
waylander 02-04-2005, 08:26 PM I'm game!!!
I'm game!!!
For what??? a laugh???
So whilst you are all busy with Haydon girls, tell me which shed the fireman are in :fireman: :naughty:
I'm game!!!
Game for what my love....which shed....which is your preferance. :bag:
Patsy 02-04-2005, 08:29 PM moves sliding wall of shed so that Cat falls flat on her a**e
Oops, sorry Cat, oh look your lovely puce velvet frock is filthy (like your mouth).
Why don't you go upstairs and find something to wear. I'm sure one of the servants will lend you something suitable (stands between them and turns back on Cat, dismissively).
Sorry about that, Haydon. You know she's a lesbian don't you.
waylander 02-04-2005, 08:31 PM If I've got the energy I might visit them all until weaveworld finds out
Patsy 02-04-2005, 08:32 PM I'm game!!!
Take Cat, then, she's a joke - you should get on well.
claire 02-04-2005, 08:32 PM Get the drinks in Blonde..... :drinking:
I don't think I'll be allowed any tonight... :bag:
Patsy 02-04-2005, 08:33 PM I have indeed...but the curry's not here yet and the married man is mine..so it's not that exciting.....rather stay here and talk to you pasty..... :bag:
Bit busy with Haydon here Buzz, if you hadn't noticed. Why don't you try and keep ILS's attention for more than a second so that she doesn't wander off to different threads (not that I'm bitter!)
Hi ladies and gentlemen - I only brought ice!!:cool:
But ice is nice!
Can I sing yet??:laugh: <- thats me singing not laughing!
Cat stands up and brushes the dirt from her dirt resistant frock.
It's alright Patsy, I can stay and chat with you and Haydon.
[I]little does patsy know that Cat has nailed the bottom of her crimpolene blouse to the side of SF Sooty United Shed.[/I
]Hey Hay...whats your favourite colour then....
claire 02-04-2005, 08:36 PM Hi Flippy
will you sit next to me? :unsure: Everybody is ignoring me!
try and keep ILS's attention for more than a second so that she doesn't wander off to different threads (not that I'm bitter!)
Well I'm waiting for the real men to turn up Patsy :wink2:
Patsy 02-04-2005, 08:38 PM Doesn't sound like it Flip :wink_kiss . Thanks for the ice, though. Why don't you go in and see if the firemen are ok. I think ILS was looking for them and I don't fancy their chances.
spots a rather :wacko: looking ILS crawling out of the firemen's shed with a rather large chopper in her hand.
You ok ILS, find them did you?
claire 02-04-2005, 08:39 PM Hi Dab! :)
Patsy 02-04-2005, 08:40 PM ]Hey Hay...whats your favourite colour then....
Green by the look on his face :sick: .
Hi Claire. Feeling better? :wink2:
Hi ladies and gentlemen - I only brought ice!!:cool:
But ice is nice!
Can I sing yet??:laugh: <- thats me singing not laughing!
Hi Flipster...your ice is welcome but a bit bemusing...and cheapstate if I might add.
Haydons here,..I'm next..take your turn.
Patsy 02-04-2005, 08:41 PM Hello. :bye:
Hi Dab, help yourself to a drink. Would you like anything to eat. I've got a cauldron of chilli on the arga in the small kitchen, or Mr P is cooking his meat on the 3 barbecues. He's the one with the hairy buttocks. Oh, no, sorry, that's Cat trying to impress Haydon.
claire 02-04-2005, 08:42 PM Hi Claire. Feeling better? :wink2:
Much, thank you! I'm sticking to the J2O's tonight! lol... wanna sit here? Flips ignoring me too! :(
spots a rather :wacko: looking ILS crawling out of the firemen's shed with a rather large chopper in her hand.
You ok ILS, find them did you?
I did Patsy :photo: Can't stop, I just thought I would tell you I found them but I have to go back, as they are waiting for me :naughty:
Cheap?? Cheap??? Cheap?????
Ok I am cheap, but terribly cheerful - now listen up - this ice is the basis of a good party.
Have one in your drink for starters - we can put some in the watershed to play with in the water.
And hang on a mo .... while I go and cool the brows of those firemen down with an icecube or two wrapped in my bikini top - oops hankercheif!
Claire, you come and sit over here, just ignore the loud girls - they will lead you astray.
Patsy - can you tell Ct to pull her pants up, she is singeing her hairy buttocks!! Pooh that smell!!
Patsy 02-04-2005, 08:48 PM I did Patsy :photo: Can't stop, I just thought I would tell you I found them but I have to go back, as they are waiting for me :naughty:
You go girl, but save one for Cat, she's flogging a dead horse with Haydon, but she's persistent I'll give her that.
You go girl, but save one for Cat, she's flogging a dead horse with Haydon, but she's persistent I'll give her that.
Ok.... but just the one :naughty:
Patsy darling, patsy darliiiiiiiiiinnnnng PATSY where is the bolly and the kareokee shed??
Pasty.... are you from Cornwall?
Patsy 02-04-2005, 08:51 PM How many have you had. Can't you read the signs on the ........... oh, sorry, Claire and Dab are standing in the way.
Excuse me guys, Flip needs to get in and siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.
I'll bring a bottle and we can do a duet. Enough is Enough????
Patsy 02-04-2005, 08:51 PM Pasty.... are you from Cornwall?
Why do you say that Dabs?
***bellows from the Disco Shed***
No its OK Patsy we are in here....
Patsy 02-04-2005, 08:53 PM Just going to bash one out with Flip and I'll be with you. Ask the DJ to cue Somebody Else's Guy for me.
You call that singing - it sounds like a cat being strangled :sick:
Perhaps someone is strangling Cat :devil:
Enough is Enough????
OK
Enough is enough is enough is enough, I can't go on I can't go on ..... nah I wanna sing 'I will survive'
'I will survive, as long as I blah blah blah I know I will survive
so go on go walk out that door don't turn around now I don't want you anymore, you tried to get me with blah blah blah blah, but I'll survive - I WIILL SURIVVIE!!!'
REQUESTS?
Patsy 02-04-2005, 08:59 PM no, that was Haydon screaming as he beat a hasty retreat. Finished with the :fireman: have you? You must need a drink. I'd take your beer and go to the Watershed to clean yourself up a bit, if I were you.
I'll take a crate into the boys in a minute.
Patsy 02-04-2005, 09:01 PM Yes, can I have a go now please?
I could do with a quick wipe down if you dont' mind pats
:devil:
in out shake it all about ..... oops wrong shed!!
sorry chaps gotta fly - party numero 2 to attend - love ya and leave ya - enjoy yourselves
And thanks for being a magnificent hostie Pats!!:wink_kiss
Patsy 02-04-2005, 09:03 PM **Patsy grabs a crate of beer and creeps furtively off to pin a few tails................**
Hello boys, who's first?
no, that was Haydon screaming as he beat a hasty retreat. Finished with the :fireman: have you? You must need a drink. I'd take your beer and go to the Watershed to clean yourself up a bit, if I were you.
I'll take a crate into the boys in a minute.
They don't want me to go, so I will take my beer in with me :beer:
Is Cat coming in for the one I saved her? If not, you can have him Patsy :fireman:
Patsy 02-04-2005, 09:05 PM in out shake it all about ..... oops wrong shed!!
sorry chaps gotta fly - party numero 2 to attend - love ya and leave ya - enjoy yourselves
And thanks for being a magnificent hostie Pats!!:wink_kiss
:shocking: Another party? See ya Flip. Thanks for coming (not). :bye:
Cat, quick, come with me and let the boys hose you down........
Cat skips into the firemen's shed and swan dives into their eagerly awaiting muscular arms********
Ceridwen 02-04-2005, 09:18 PM Phew....sorry I'm late...those pesky firemen insisted on taking me for a little detour and showing me their wonderful new hose.........:naughty: It's amazing how long and thick it is you know, and how much it gushes - such force!!!!!!!
Anyway I have the usual and some really cheap yucky Asti Spumante in case we get any teenage gatecrashers....or for when it's late and we're not too fussy! :D
Anyone got any food on, I'm bluddy starving here, those firemen can really wear a girl out....
And where's my little sexy Catster??!! :wink_kiss
MB Babette Chuff 02-04-2005, 09:20 PM I say, yoo hoo, anyone seen my youth? I had it earlier. When I used to sing for my Daddy. I loved my Daddy so.
Phew....sorry I'm late...those pesky firemen insisted on taking me for a little detour and showing me their wonderful new hose.........:naughty: It's amazing how long and thick it is you know, and how much it gushes - such force!!!!!!!
Anyway I have the usual and some really cheap yucky Asti Spumante in case we get any teenage gatecrashers....or for when it's late and we're not too fussy! :D
Anyone got any food on, I'm bluddy starving here, those firemen can really wear a girl out....
And where's my little sexy Catster??!! :wink_kiss
I'm here..titter titter..
Ceridwen 02-04-2005, 09:21 PM I say, yoo hoo, anyone seen my youth? I had it earlier. When I used to sing for my Daddy. I loved my Daddy so.
Kindly **** off, you are weird. :mad2:
Ceridwen 02-04-2005, 09:22 PM I'm here..titter titter..
Oooh and what is that you have on...look I can see you have that little red slip of a thing on underneath....oooooh I am all over excited.
Patsy 02-04-2005, 09:24 PM that's her tongue, she's done a lot of a***e licking tonight (FYI Haydon).
Fancy a drink, poppet. Rum and Pep for a classy girl like you, eh?
Ceridwen 02-04-2005, 09:26 PM Actually I am already on the Port so God knows how long I will last, disgusting eh?
Where's dab, I fancy a real man to get off with tonight.
Patsy 02-04-2005, 09:32 PM Don't know, but when you find him, bring him into the Chattage shed.
Ceridwen 02-04-2005, 09:33 PM I can't get in to Chat...ILS help!! can you give me the details again I can't find them.....I keep getting an error message saying I can't connect....!! :sad:
Andrea 02-04-2005, 09:34 PM I'm here, can I come in to the party. I've brought a bottle of red and a bottle of white.
Now where is that fireman shed.
Or Patsy, have you got the cage fitted up yet?
I'm here, can I come in to the party. I've brought a bottle of red and a bottle of white.
Now where is that fireman shed.
Or Patsy, have you got the cage fitted up yet?
Of course you can come in, but I don't think the fireman are up to much now as I have worn them out :bag:
I'm sat on my own in the comfy shed.
Any other boring bar stards want to join me for tea and cake?
:book:
Pandora 02-04-2005, 11:17 PM Sorry Im late, Ceri insisted I show her my box....... :w00t:
Pandora- chat room! Ceri is giving foot and other jobs to the boys and girls!
Pandora 02-04-2005, 11:37 PM Pandora- chat room! Ceri is giving foot and other jobs to the boys and girls! Chatroom doesnt work for me. I click on the chatroom button and I just get a green box with "Survivor.online.co.uk" in orange print and then nothing else. Nothing happens. Its just a blank box that sits there for ages.
:sad:
oh that is a shame Pan, never mind it's all a bit quiet now. Maybe one of the super brains on here can work it out for you!
Chatroom doesnt work for me. I click on the chatroom button and I just get a green box with "Survivor.online.co.uk" in orange print and then nothing else. Nothing happens. Its just a blank box that sits there for ages.
:sad:
It will be a pop up blocker I expect Pandora.... mazwad had the same problem
but when she turned off all her pop up blockers off she could get in.
mazwad 02-04-2005, 11:49 PM It was the Ad Blocking in Norton security that was the problem for me when turned that off it was ok hope that helps because its really frustrating getting that green screen.
Pandora 02-04-2005, 11:57 PM It was the Ad Blocking in Norton security that was the problem for me when turned that off it was ok hope that helps because its really frustrating getting that green screen. Cheers Ill try again one day, if I can be arsed lol......
Patsy, i'm sorry I didn't make it to your party - and I know how much you wanted Humphrey Halliburton to be there. Will you be having another one of these little soirees anytime soon?
Patsy 03-04-2005, 04:55 PM We missed you Peej. Didn't you get my note I left you in the bar?
I would love to have another do. Maybe you could put it to the vote for me PJ (I don't know how to do a vote).
PS if you see Ceri, could you tell her she left this :pooh: in the Watershed.
Thanks.
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