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Patsy
02-04-2005, 02:36 PM
Would anyone like to join me? Ceri, I know you're doing nothing tonight. It's a balmy evening and the fountain is working.

Mr P will get all 3 barbecues out, just in case, and I'm doing veggie as well as meaty. He's a marvellous raconteur and will thrill you with his stories of SAS days.

Cat? Would you like to bring Mr C and the kids, and Bazeeel of course. My garden's huge and I have no neighbours to worry about.

I have a very comprehensively stocked jukebox and the beer's free.

Thought it would make a change from being in that stuffy bar.

PJ
02-04-2005, 02:42 PM
What if it rains? It's not like you've got a shed for us to shelter in! :glare:

Nox
02-04-2005, 02:57 PM
I'd love to come to your virtual party Patsy. Do I need to bring anything, apart from umbrellas?

Is there a dress code or do we come as we are?

I don't suppose there's any chance of a bouncy castle. It's just that I've always longed to go on one and they weren't around in my youth, so I feel like I've missed out big time.

Ceridwen
02-04-2005, 03:12 PM
Never mind the virtual party. You only live about 8 miles away from me so I'll be round tonight for a real one!! :D

Patsy
02-04-2005, 03:31 PM
What if it rains? It's not like you've got a shed for us to shelter in! :glare:

I've got an awning the size of ...... a very large awning, and a shed fit for a king (this is a virtual party peej, get with it!)

Ceridwen
02-04-2005, 03:40 PM
Oh alright, I'll come to this one then. :wink2:

Will there be cocktails?

Patsy
02-04-2005, 03:42 PM
You betcha! Don't tell me, you'd like a slow comfortable screw against the wall followed by a screaming orgasm?

Ceridwen
02-04-2005, 03:43 PM
Don't tell me, you'd like a slow comfortable screw against the wall followed by a screaming orgasm?

Yes please, but can I have a cocktail first? :unsure:

dab
02-04-2005, 03:46 PM
Yes please, but can I have a cocktail first? :unsure:

:laugh: ... :laugh:... :laugh:

ils
02-04-2005, 03:47 PM
you'd like a slow comfortable screw against the wall followed by a screaming orgasm?

If that's what's on offer, I'll be there :naughty:

Patsy
02-04-2005, 03:53 PM
I'm trying to persuade PJ to bring his entertainer with him.

Can anyone else do a turn? There will, of course, be karaoke in one of my sheds. As well as this, I have a:-

"boudoir" shed swathed in velvet and gold, with strategically placed bowl for assorted car keys...........

"rodeo" shed complete with writhing steer (no, not Grouch) and line dancing.

"steam room" shed for people who just want to sweat.

"Northern comedian" shed, for those who like a bit of blue.

"Empty" shed for anyone who goes too far and needs time-out.

I think that should be enough, but I do have several spare sheds if anyone has any other ideas.

dab
02-04-2005, 04:09 PM
How about a dark lit shed with a skinny-dipping pool. You could open it after 9 and call it the watershed.

okay... I'll get me coat...

Pandora
02-04-2005, 04:14 PM
Ive been to Iceland (the shop not the country), so we've got loads of Barbeque-y type food for later ... maybe we should have a "Food poisoning Shed" for those who choose to eat the chicken drumsticks that are still raw in the middle ? :huh:

Patsy
02-04-2005, 04:19 PM
How about a dark lit shed with a skinny-dipping pool. You could open it after 9 and call it the watershed.

okay... I'll get me coat...

:laugh: Like it dabs.

Pan, not sure about your food poisoning idea. How about you just open your box?

Bob
02-04-2005, 04:20 PM
:mellow: I'll come as long as there is tea and cake!
But I lke the idea of a slow long screw, or whatever, it's been a while!

Ceridwen
02-04-2005, 04:21 PM
cockney is a DJ Patsy, so he should do a set...

Patsy
02-04-2005, 04:21 PM
..... forgot to mention that Leicester Tigers have agreed to fly back straight after the match, complete with cheerleaders, and should be with us about 10.00pm.

Ceri, I'll see you in the steam shed, swiftly followed by the empty shed, methinks.

:wink2:

Bob
02-04-2005, 04:22 PM
There will, of course, be karaoke in one of my sheds. As well as this, I have a:-

"boudoir" shed swathed in velvet and gold, with strategically placed bowl for assorted car keys...........

"rodeo" shed complete with writhing steer (no, not Grouch) and line dancing.

"steam room" shed for people who just want to sweat.

"Northern comedian" shed, for those who like a bit of blue.

"Empty" shed for anyone who goes too far and needs time-out.

I think that should be enough, but I do have several spare sheds if anyone has any other ideas.

Patsy can we have an arm chair Shed?

Bob
02-04-2005, 04:23 PM
Ceri, I'll see you in the steam shed, swiftly followed by the empty shed, methinks.

:wink2:

Why what you going to do with her? :pimp:

Ceridwen
02-04-2005, 04:24 PM
Can I just say that whatever happens, I will NOT be indulging in any hot, lipstick lesbo, girl on girl action in a shed while male partygoers stand outside and peer through the shed windows. Under any circumstances. :mad2:

Bob
02-04-2005, 04:26 PM
Can I just say that whatever happens, I will NOT be indulging in any hot, lipstick lesbo, girl on girl action in a shed while male partygoers stand outside and peer through the shed windows. Under any circumstances. :mad2:

:unsure:
:laugh:

Patsy
02-04-2005, 04:26 PM
no, Ceri, just you me and the Leicester Tigers. Think you can handle it?

Cat
02-04-2005, 04:26 PM
ooh how exciting..you can count me in Patsy my friend. I won't be bringing the boys tho (no sitter you see).

Would you like me to do any nibbles?

PS Can you check that PJ isn't bringing those nasty girls with plywood teeth.

Ceridwen
02-04-2005, 04:27 PM
no, Ceri, just you me and the Leicester Tigers. Think you can handle it?


I have a few firemen that have expressed an interest as well, is that OK? :unsure:

Patsy
02-04-2005, 04:30 PM
Not a bad idea actually, Bob. We'll have a "comfy and sober" shed, for those in a more mellow mood (boring b.....ds).

So, that's

Rodeo
Steam
Karaoke
Boudoir
Water - skinny dipping
Northern comedian
Comfy and sober
70s/80s disco (is that ok Ceri?)

Any other suggestions?

How about a "sardines" shed........ oo I like that one.

ils
02-04-2005, 04:30 PM
I have a few firemen that have expressed an interest as well

Oh do bring them along Ceri :fireman:

Patsy
02-04-2005, 04:30 PM
........... before you say anything, I mean the game, not the small oily fish. :glare:

Ceridwen
02-04-2005, 04:32 PM
I love 70's disco and 80's New Romantic stuff!! http://www.mundogasol.com/foro/banana.gifhttp://www.mundogasol.com/foro/banana.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/elconi13/esmilis/av-dancingbanana.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/elconi13/esmilis/av-dancingbanana.gif

I don't like the comfy and sober shed tho, just stay at home if that's what you want! :mad2:

Can we have a bubble party shed, where we get all lathered up and slippery?

Patsy
02-04-2005, 04:33 PM
Marvellous idea, Ceri. Funnily enough, I was just thinking maybe a "pin the tail on a naked fireman" shed, do you think they'd be "up" for it? :laugh:

Don't worry about nibbles, Catalina, I've got a nice green shag pile carpet in the "empty" shed, specially for you and your kebab later.

:w00t:

Patsy
02-04-2005, 04:35 PM
So, that's

Rodeo
Steam
Karaoke
Boudoir
Water - skinny dipping
Northern comedian
Comfy and sober (so no-one feels excluded)
70s/80s disco
sardines
bubble and lather (bring your own scents)

any more?

Patsy
02-04-2005, 04:35 PM
So, that's

Rodeo
Steam
Karaoke
Boudoir
Water - skinny dipping
Northern comedian
Comfy and sober (so no-one feels excluded)
70s/80s disco
sardines
bubble and lather (bring your own scents)
pin the tail on the nake fireman

any more?

Ceridwen
02-04-2005, 04:37 PM
I'm going to start getting ready....I am gonna have a nice long soak in a bath fragranced with scented foam, shave my legs, have a darn good exfoliate, put a face pack on, moisturise everything, paint my nails, spritz myself with Agent Provocateur and then get dressed up and made up to the nines!! http://img115.exs.cx/img115/9916/z4dwink.gif http://www.forumeye.it/invision/html//emoticons/woohoo.gif

Patsy
02-04-2005, 04:42 PM
Come any time after 8pm. Mr P's out pumping iron with his ex SAS buddies at the moment, so no rush.

Lugger Buggs
02-04-2005, 04:44 PM
Can we have a shed for "real shed" owners shed? :)

Patsy
02-04-2005, 04:47 PM
Can we have a shed for "real shed" owners shed? :)

Obviously not, Lugger! I'll allow you that one, but try and be nice.

Anyway, just thought of another one........

"Mixed naked Twister and baby oil" shed (baby oil provided)

Patsy
02-04-2005, 04:55 PM
doh! Of course, there needs to be a "sports" shed for the boys (and some of the girls) with everyone's personal favourite sporting moments playing on a loop.

Patsy
02-04-2005, 04:57 PM
So, that's

Rodeo - bring your own chaps and spurs if poss.
Steam
Karaoke
Boudoir
Water - skinny dipping
Northern comedian
Comfy and sober (so no-one feels excluded)
70s/80s disco
sardines
bubble and lather (bring your own scents)
pin the tail on the nake fireman
favourite sporting moments

Think that should do it now. Right, I'm cracking open my first beer and giving Mr P a quick rub-down.

Cat
02-04-2005, 05:08 PM
Marvellous idea, Ceri. Funnily enough, I was just thinking maybe a "pin the tail on a naked fireman" shed, do you think they'd be "up" for it? :laugh:

Don't worry about nibbles, Catalina, I've got a nice green shag pile carpet in the "empty" shed, specially for you and your kebab later.

:w00t:

And a Womans Own?

Patsy
02-04-2005, 05:11 PM
sundry magazines for your gratification and delight, my lovely girl.

Oh my goodness, I was forgetting the most important topic and, luckily, I saved my best shed until last.....................

Patsy
02-04-2005, 05:13 PM
......... the "Reality TV" shed, the reason we are all here today.

Do you think the mods will come?

Cat
02-04-2005, 05:14 PM
I'll have one of those beers Pats...I must say it all looks lovely, it certainly will when darkness falls with all those lights.

Thats a lovely dress you've got on...its it a Christian Dior? It wouldn't suprise me...now you have that you are the new face for Rimmel you must be racking it in.

Cat
02-04-2005, 05:18 PM
......... the "Reality TV" shed, the reason we are all here today.

Do you think the mods will come?

Nox will....she goes anywhere, any time, any place..

Andrea will later..oh oh oh...get on the phone and hire a crane and a big cage. Andrea does things you would never believe imaginable in a cage...I don't know wether you have noticed but there is one on the ceiling in the chat room...it gets lowered to just above eye level and away she goes....

PJ (hopefully) probably will if he can, he's a very affable chap.

Patsy
02-04-2005, 05:30 PM
PJ's bringing the entertainer who was originally booked for the bar, hopefully. Maybe his cage will be big enough for Noxy.

Glad you like the lights, they set off the topiary rather nicely, don't you think.

By the way, love that fuschia crushed velvet number you're wearing, is it retro? And the make-up................... I'm speachless again! :wink2:

dab
02-04-2005, 05:51 PM
I'll be with you later. Just have to take a quick trip to the year five billion to watch as the expanding Sun swallows the Earth. :shock:

ils
02-04-2005, 05:55 PM
Just have to take a quick trip to the year five billion to watch as the expanding Sun swallows the Earth. :shock:

Wait for me dab - I'm coming with you :D

Patsy
02-04-2005, 06:17 PM
Calling all Galifreians............ come to my party and bring Dab and ILS back with you.

Cat
02-04-2005, 06:24 PM
I'm glad you like my outfit Pats...the fact I can still get into it after all these years is incredablur...what about the red lippy, does it clash or set if off like it used to.. How times have changed tho, my shoes are Jimmy Choo.

Patsy
02-04-2005, 07:06 PM
............ and very nice they are tooooooo. Would you like to throw the switch now please Cat? No, that's the rodeo cow. The yellow one on the wall over there.

Cat
02-04-2005, 07:19 PM
Certainly will Patsy...and I hope you dont' mind but I have prepared a little speach.

I would just like to say that I am overjoyed that my long standing friend Patsy has joined me in this lovely community in Cyberville. I'm especially glad as I get to speak to her every day almost now...and its always a pleasure.

So without further ado I declare..Patsy's Virtual Party....OPEN FOR BUSINESS!!

Cat
02-04-2005, 07:20 PM
Get the drinks in Blonde..... :drinking:

Patsy
02-04-2005, 07:22 PM
Mochten sie ein bier, meine liebchen?

Buzz
02-04-2005, 07:41 PM
I followed the noise and wound up here!!!!! HUrrahhh.

I say Pasty you have the place looking lovely tonight...how did you mask the damp patches on the walls...very cunning...... Is there a barman or shall I just help myself??

Oh Cat..nice to see you here (as if you would be anywhere else!!)

Patsy
02-04-2005, 07:44 PM
Buzzy, careful you don't cut yourself with that tongue. You look ............ nice.

Just help yourself to whatever you want, except the Leicester Tigers when they arrive, they're mine and Ceri's.

You wouldn't just give the chilli a stir for me, would you?

Buzz
02-04-2005, 07:47 PM
Mochten sie ein bier, meine liebchen?
Could you limit the conversation to ENGLISH please for the benfit of us foreigners who can only speak one language...fluently...

Cat
02-04-2005, 07:51 PM
Woo..just been in the shed of mystery..I won't ruin it for anyone...but bloomin fantastic Patsy.

Actually I'm going to hit the wine now...any red that has breathed Patsy?

Patsy
02-04-2005, 07:53 PM
Yep, there's a merlot in the smaller kitchen, just by the arga.

Cat
02-04-2005, 07:54 PM
Could you limit the conversation to ENGLISH please for the benfit of us foreigners who can only speak one language...fluently...
Buzz you sharing some wind with me?

Buzz
02-04-2005, 07:56 PM
Right I am gonna give that shed of mystery a quick go.....wish me luck girls.......





































WOW and double wow patsy...that was great....it was like the mirror in Harry Potter...all the things your heart desires in one place.....fantastic.....I need a drink now.....

Cat
02-04-2005, 07:57 PM
There we go my little buzzster..had one waiting for you..knew you would need it.

x :bye:

Buzz
02-04-2005, 07:59 PM
Buzz you sharing some wind with me?
Ifi have to fart I shall do so on my own thanks :bag:

Patsy
02-04-2005, 07:59 PM
Buzz you sharing some wind with me?


Wind? Would you like to share mine too, just had chillli.

Did you find the merlot? I'm saving the Chateau Neuf de Pape for later.

Haydon
02-04-2005, 08:01 PM
Did someone mention cheerleaders?? Where are they?

Patsy
02-04-2005, 08:01 PM
Oh no you won't young lady. We can't have you being on your own. Cat can do the German national anthem, can't you Cat?

Patsy
02-04-2005, 08:03 PM
Did someone mention cheerleaders?? Where are they?


:naughty: Patsy slinks in, wearing little more than a smile

Haydon, come on in and help yourself.

The girls are on their way back from Ireland, should be here about 10ish. Can I help you with anything in the meantime.

Shuts boudoir shed door in Cat's face

Haydon
02-04-2005, 08:08 PM
:shocking: Well, ummm... errr... (tries to avert eyes)
:blush:
Can I have a cold beer please. I need to.... ummm, cool down a bit.

Where is everyone else? :blush: :unsure:

Patsy
02-04-2005, 08:09 PM
So, Haydon, do you like my new furry friend? HAYDON!

HAYDON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Patsy
02-04-2005, 08:10 PM
Oh, there you are, sorry, lost you in my plush velvetine sofa there for a minute. Hope I didn't squash you.

Cat
02-04-2005, 08:12 PM
ooh..clears eyes....just been in the shed of mirrors....blimey...

BLIMEY...is that Haydon sat on the sofa Pats...
***rushes over and plonks herself down next to hime***

Cat
02-04-2005, 08:14 PM
***Cat settles on the sofa next to Haydon..draping herself round him**

Do you know Haydon, next to PJ, oh and then dab, you are the 3rdest bestest person I could want to meet.....

smiles sweetly

Haydon
02-04-2005, 08:14 PM
:blush: yes, I was impressed by your furry friend. It certainly caught my eye. The black and white colours are ..... very Panderish.

Patsy
02-04-2005, 08:15 PM
Oh, Cat, there you are, thought you were milking your bearded friend.

Where's Buzz? Has she gone already? Anyone seen the bottle opener. Is that it down your trousers Haydon?

Buzz
02-04-2005, 08:15 PM
***Cat settles on the sofa next to Haydon..draping herself round him**

Do you know Haydon, next to PJ, oh and then dab, you are the 3rdest bestest person I could want to meet.....

smiles sweetly
Christ your cheap...only the thirdest?? I would say He is the BESTEST person

ils
02-04-2005, 08:17 PM
Hello everyone :bye:

The party can start now I am here :D

Cat
02-04-2005, 08:18 PM
so ...dances seductively leaning against the nearest shed....
Haydon...what brings you to these part....swish sway

Cat
02-04-2005, 08:19 PM
Hello everyone :bye:

The party can start now I am here :D

Yeah thought you'd turn up like a panting hot beast.

Patsy
02-04-2005, 08:19 PM
He can see right through both of you, you know. Don't mind them, Haydon, it's my party, so I'll pry if I want to.

puts hand seductively on Haydon's muscular and un-knobbly knee

Are you married?

Haydon
02-04-2005, 08:20 PM
To Cat... How you doin? (said in a Joey Tribianni voice). Thanks for the compliment, it's great to meet you too.
What's that music playing?
I just love what you've done to the shed Pasty.... although I'm not so sure about the mirror ball. Not entirely convinced that the chains and padlocks attached to that wall match the rest of the decor! :shock:

waylander
02-04-2005, 08:20 PM
Am I allowed to come to the party since I'm a girlyboy? :bag:

Buzz
02-04-2005, 08:20 PM
so ...dances seductively leaning against the nearest shed....
Haydon...what brings you to these part....swish sway
Not you thats for sure....[COLOR=Silver]bzz runs and hides before cat punches her lights out....she's had a few beers now and is on the pull....dangerous...

Haydon...you can run with me if you like....I am much nicer than cat and not nearly as obvious.....

Patsy
02-04-2005, 08:20 PM
sssssssssssh Cat, stop, quick ILS is here.

:ohmy:

err..... Hi ILS, thanks for coming, didn't bother dressing up then?

Patsy
02-04-2005, 08:21 PM
Am I allowed to come to the party since I'm a girlyboy? :bag:

Only if you join me and Haydon in the boudoir and talk about the first thing that pops up!

Buzz
02-04-2005, 08:22 PM
Haydon
I just love what you've done to the shed Pasty...

I told you pasty was a mistake didn't I.....

ils
02-04-2005, 08:22 PM
Yeah thought you'd turn up like a panting hot beast.

Well no Party is worth going to unless I am there :thumbsup:

Patsy
02-04-2005, 08:24 PM
I told you pasty was a mistake didn't I.....

:boxing: Didn't you have a date with a married man and a curry, Buzz?

Cat
02-04-2005, 08:24 PM
To Cat... How you doin? :

Still standing with one hand against shed that is now beginning to throb...(Sf Private Shed that we hoped to ban).

I'm doin good Hay...you're look cool tonight in your tight leather pants and tank top.
:naughty:

Buzz
02-04-2005, 08:25 PM
:boxing: Didn't you have a date with a married man and a curry, Buzz?
I have indeed...but the curry's not here yet and the married man is mine..so it's not that exciting.....rather stay here and talk to you pasty..... :bag:

waylander
02-04-2005, 08:26 PM
I'm game!!!

Buzz
02-04-2005, 08:26 PM
I'm game!!!
For what??? a laugh???

ils
02-04-2005, 08:27 PM
So whilst you are all busy with Haydon girls, tell me which shed the fireman are in :fireman: :naughty:

Cat
02-04-2005, 08:28 PM
I'm game!!!

Game for what my love....which shed....which is your preferance. :bag:

Patsy
02-04-2005, 08:29 PM
moves sliding wall of shed so that Cat falls flat on her a**e

Oops, sorry Cat, oh look your lovely puce velvet frock is filthy (like your mouth).

Why don't you go upstairs and find something to wear. I'm sure one of the servants will lend you something suitable (stands between them and turns back on Cat, dismissively).

Sorry about that, Haydon. You know she's a lesbian don't you.

waylander
02-04-2005, 08:31 PM
If I've got the energy I might visit them all until weaveworld finds out

Patsy
02-04-2005, 08:32 PM
I'm game!!!

Take Cat, then, she's a joke - you should get on well.

claire
02-04-2005, 08:32 PM
Get the drinks in Blonde..... :drinking:


I don't think I'll be allowed any tonight... :bag:

Patsy
02-04-2005, 08:33 PM
I have indeed...but the curry's not here yet and the married man is mine..so it's not that exciting.....rather stay here and talk to you pasty..... :bag:

Bit busy with Haydon here Buzz, if you hadn't noticed. Why don't you try and keep ILS's attention for more than a second so that she doesn't wander off to different threads (not that I'm bitter!)

Flip
02-04-2005, 08:35 PM
Hi ladies and gentlemen - I only brought ice!!:cool:


But ice is nice!

Can I sing yet??:laugh: <- thats me singing not laughing!

Cat
02-04-2005, 08:35 PM
Cat stands up and brushes the dirt from her dirt resistant frock.

It's alright Patsy, I can stay and chat with you and Haydon.

[I]little does patsy know that Cat has nailed the bottom of her crimpolene blouse to the side of SF Sooty United Shed.[/I

]Hey Hay...whats your favourite colour then....

claire
02-04-2005, 08:36 PM
Hi Flippy

will you sit next to me? :unsure: Everybody is ignoring me!

ils
02-04-2005, 08:37 PM
try and keep ILS's attention for more than a second so that she doesn't wander off to different threads (not that I'm bitter!)

Well I'm waiting for the real men to turn up Patsy :wink2:

Patsy
02-04-2005, 08:38 PM
Doesn't sound like it Flip :wink_kiss . Thanks for the ice, though. Why don't you go in and see if the firemen are ok. I think ILS was looking for them and I don't fancy their chances.


spots a rather :wacko: looking ILS crawling out of the firemen's shed with a rather large chopper in her hand.

You ok ILS, find them did you?

dab
02-04-2005, 08:39 PM
Hello. :bye:

claire
02-04-2005, 08:39 PM
Hi Dab! :)

Patsy
02-04-2005, 08:40 PM
]Hey Hay...whats your favourite colour then....

Green by the look on his face :sick: .

dab
02-04-2005, 08:40 PM
Hi Claire. Feeling better? :wink2:

Cat
02-04-2005, 08:41 PM
Hi ladies and gentlemen - I only brought ice!!:cool:


But ice is nice!

Can I sing yet??:laugh: <- thats me singing not laughing!
Hi Flipster...your ice is welcome but a bit bemusing...and cheapstate if I might add.

Haydons here,..I'm next..take your turn.

Patsy
02-04-2005, 08:41 PM
Hello. :bye:

Hi Dab, help yourself to a drink. Would you like anything to eat. I've got a cauldron of chilli on the arga in the small kitchen, or Mr P is cooking his meat on the 3 barbecues. He's the one with the hairy buttocks. Oh, no, sorry, that's Cat trying to impress Haydon.

claire
02-04-2005, 08:42 PM
Hi Claire. Feeling better? :wink2:

Much, thank you! I'm sticking to the J2O's tonight! lol... wanna sit here? Flips ignoring me too! :(

ils
02-04-2005, 08:43 PM
spots a rather :wacko: looking ILS crawling out of the firemen's shed with a rather large chopper in her hand.

You ok ILS, find them did you?

I did Patsy :photo: Can't stop, I just thought I would tell you I found them but I have to go back, as they are waiting for me :naughty:

Flip
02-04-2005, 08:47 PM
Cheap?? Cheap??? Cheap?????


Ok I am cheap, but terribly cheerful - now listen up - this ice is the basis of a good party.

Have one in your drink for starters - we can put some in the watershed to play with in the water.

And hang on a mo .... while I go and cool the brows of those firemen down with an icecube or two wrapped in my bikini top - oops hankercheif!
Claire, you come and sit over here, just ignore the loud girls - they will lead you astray.

Patsy - can you tell Ct to pull her pants up, she is singeing her hairy buttocks!! Pooh that smell!!

Patsy
02-04-2005, 08:48 PM
I did Patsy :photo: Can't stop, I just thought I would tell you I found them but I have to go back, as they are waiting for me :naughty:

You go girl, but save one for Cat, she's flogging a dead horse with Haydon, but she's persistent I'll give her that.

ils
02-04-2005, 08:49 PM
You go girl, but save one for Cat, she's flogging a dead horse with Haydon, but she's persistent I'll give her that.

Ok.... but just the one :naughty:

Flip
02-04-2005, 08:49 PM
Patsy darling, patsy darliiiiiiiiiinnnnng PATSY where is the bolly and the kareokee shed??

dab
02-04-2005, 08:50 PM
Pasty.... are you from Cornwall?

Patsy
02-04-2005, 08:51 PM
How many have you had. Can't you read the signs on the ........... oh, sorry, Claire and Dab are standing in the way.

Excuse me guys, Flip needs to get in and siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.

I'll bring a bottle and we can do a duet. Enough is Enough????

Patsy
02-04-2005, 08:51 PM
Pasty.... are you from Cornwall?

Why do you say that Dabs?

Cat
02-04-2005, 08:52 PM
***bellows from the Disco Shed***

No its OK Patsy we are in here....

Patsy
02-04-2005, 08:53 PM
Just going to bash one out with Flip and I'll be with you. Ask the DJ to cue Somebody Else's Guy for me.

ils
02-04-2005, 08:54 PM
You call that singing - it sounds like a cat being strangled :sick:

Perhaps someone is strangling Cat :devil:

Flip
02-04-2005, 08:56 PM
Enough is Enough????

OK

Enough is enough is enough is enough, I can't go on I can't go on ..... nah I wanna sing 'I will survive'

'I will survive, as long as I blah blah blah I know I will survive
so go on go walk out that door don't turn around now I don't want you anymore, you tried to get me with blah blah blah blah, but I'll survive - I WIILL SURIVVIE!!!'


REQUESTS?

Patsy
02-04-2005, 08:59 PM
no, that was Haydon screaming as he beat a hasty retreat. Finished with the :fireman: have you? You must need a drink. I'd take your beer and go to the Watershed to clean yourself up a bit, if I were you.

I'll take a crate into the boys in a minute.

Patsy
02-04-2005, 09:01 PM
Yes, can I have a go now please?

Cat
02-04-2005, 09:01 PM
I could do with a quick wipe down if you dont' mind pats
:devil:

Flip
02-04-2005, 09:02 PM
in out shake it all about ..... oops wrong shed!!


sorry chaps gotta fly - party numero 2 to attend - love ya and leave ya - enjoy yourselves

And thanks for being a magnificent hostie Pats!!:wink_kiss

Patsy
02-04-2005, 09:03 PM
**Patsy grabs a crate of beer and creeps furtively off to pin a few tails................**

Hello boys, who's first?

ils
02-04-2005, 09:04 PM
no, that was Haydon screaming as he beat a hasty retreat. Finished with the :fireman: have you? You must need a drink. I'd take your beer and go to the Watershed to clean yourself up a bit, if I were you.

I'll take a crate into the boys in a minute.

They don't want me to go, so I will take my beer in with me :beer:

Is Cat coming in for the one I saved her? If not, you can have him Patsy :fireman:

Patsy
02-04-2005, 09:05 PM
in out shake it all about ..... oops wrong shed!!


sorry chaps gotta fly - party numero 2 to attend - love ya and leave ya - enjoy yourselves

And thanks for being a magnificent hostie Pats!!:wink_kiss



:shocking: Another party? See ya Flip. Thanks for coming (not). :bye:

Cat, quick, come with me and let the boys hose you down........

Cat skips into the firemen's shed and swan dives into their eagerly awaiting muscular arms********

Ceridwen
02-04-2005, 09:18 PM
Phew....sorry I'm late...those pesky firemen insisted on taking me for a little detour and showing me their wonderful new hose.........:naughty: It's amazing how long and thick it is you know, and how much it gushes - such force!!!!!!!

Anyway I have the usual and some really cheap yucky Asti Spumante in case we get any teenage gatecrashers....or for when it's late and we're not too fussy! :D

Anyone got any food on, I'm bluddy starving here, those firemen can really wear a girl out....

And where's my little sexy Catster??!! :wink_kiss

MB Babette Chuff
02-04-2005, 09:20 PM
I say, yoo hoo, anyone seen my youth? I had it earlier. When I used to sing for my Daddy. I loved my Daddy so.

Cat
02-04-2005, 09:21 PM
Phew....sorry I'm late...those pesky firemen insisted on taking me for a little detour and showing me their wonderful new hose.........:naughty: It's amazing how long and thick it is you know, and how much it gushes - such force!!!!!!!

Anyway I have the usual and some really cheap yucky Asti Spumante in case we get any teenage gatecrashers....or for when it's late and we're not too fussy! :D

Anyone got any food on, I'm bluddy starving here, those firemen can really wear a girl out....

And where's my little sexy Catster??!! :wink_kiss
I'm here..titter titter..

Ceridwen
02-04-2005, 09:21 PM
I say, yoo hoo, anyone seen my youth? I had it earlier. When I used to sing for my Daddy. I loved my Daddy so.


Kindly **** off, you are weird. :mad2:

Ceridwen
02-04-2005, 09:22 PM
I'm here..titter titter..


Oooh and what is that you have on...look I can see you have that little red slip of a thing on underneath....oooooh I am all over excited.

Patsy
02-04-2005, 09:24 PM
that's her tongue, she's done a lot of a***e licking tonight (FYI Haydon).

Fancy a drink, poppet. Rum and Pep for a classy girl like you, eh?

Ceridwen
02-04-2005, 09:26 PM
Actually I am already on the Port so God knows how long I will last, disgusting eh?

Where's dab, I fancy a real man to get off with tonight.

Patsy
02-04-2005, 09:32 PM
Don't know, but when you find him, bring him into the Chattage shed.

Ceridwen
02-04-2005, 09:33 PM
I can't get in to Chat...ILS help!! can you give me the details again I can't find them.....I keep getting an error message saying I can't connect....!! :sad:

Andrea
02-04-2005, 09:34 PM
I'm here, can I come in to the party. I've brought a bottle of red and a bottle of white.

Now where is that fireman shed.

Or Patsy, have you got the cage fitted up yet?

ils
02-04-2005, 09:42 PM
I'm here, can I come in to the party. I've brought a bottle of red and a bottle of white.

Now where is that fireman shed.

Or Patsy, have you got the cage fitted up yet?

Of course you can come in, but I don't think the fireman are up to much now as I have worn them out :bag:

Bob
02-04-2005, 10:29 PM
I'm sat on my own in the comfy shed.
Any other boring bar stards want to join me for tea and cake?
:book:

Pandora
02-04-2005, 11:17 PM
Sorry Im late, Ceri insisted I show her my box....... :w00t:

Bob
02-04-2005, 11:25 PM
Pandora- chat room! Ceri is giving foot and other jobs to the boys and girls!

Pandora
02-04-2005, 11:37 PM
Pandora- chat room! Ceri is giving foot and other jobs to the boys and girls! Chatroom doesnt work for me. I click on the chatroom button and I just get a green box with "Survivor.online.co.uk" in orange print and then nothing else. Nothing happens. Its just a blank box that sits there for ages.
:sad:

Bob
02-04-2005, 11:41 PM
oh that is a shame Pan, never mind it's all a bit quiet now. Maybe one of the super brains on here can work it out for you!

ils
02-04-2005, 11:43 PM
Chatroom doesnt work for me. I click on the chatroom button and I just get a green box with "Survivor.online.co.uk" in orange print and then nothing else. Nothing happens. Its just a blank box that sits there for ages.
:sad:

It will be a pop up blocker I expect Pandora.... mazwad had the same problem
but when she turned off all her pop up blockers off she could get in.

mazwad
02-04-2005, 11:49 PM
It was the Ad Blocking in Norton security that was the problem for me when turned that off it was ok hope that helps because its really frustrating getting that green screen.

Pandora
02-04-2005, 11:57 PM
It was the Ad Blocking in Norton security that was the problem for me when turned that off it was ok hope that helps because its really frustrating getting that green screen. Cheers Ill try again one day, if I can be arsed lol......

PJ
03-04-2005, 11:34 AM
Patsy, i'm sorry I didn't make it to your party - and I know how much you wanted Humphrey Halliburton to be there. Will you be having another one of these little soirees anytime soon?

Patsy
03-04-2005, 04:55 PM
We missed you Peej. Didn't you get my note I left you in the bar?

I would love to have another do. Maybe you could put it to the vote for me PJ (I don't know how to do a vote).

PS if you see Ceri, could you tell her she left this :pooh: in the Watershed.

Thanks.