I know you all had this on your old message board, and a highly delightful topic it was ... so ....

You're on the loo, do the biz, then discover there is no loo roll. Your partners' football shirt is lying on the bathroom floor. You wipe your bits on it and minutes later he says he is gonna wear it down the local coz the boys are having a meet. You say nothing......... ACCEPTABLE?

I know you all had this on your old message board, and a highly delightful topic it was ... so ....

You're on the loo, do the biz, then discover there is no loo roll. Your partners' football shirt is lying on the bathroom floor. You wipe your bits on it and minutes later he says he is gonna wear it down the local coz the boys are having a meet. You say nothing......... ACCEPTABLE?Nope - it's like leaving the cat in one night, it's cold in the morning, frosty, and dark.
You grab your hat, put it on - go to work.
You spend most of the day avoiding people - they smell bad!
Like cat's ****!!!
Then you realise it is not them - but you!!!
How embarrasing is that?
I really do not want to say what you call that 'cooking fat' when you get home.

Moved to games and riddles section :)

Not acceptable then? even though it was a Reading shirt ?

Moved to games and riddles section :)Why?
Is it a game?
Perhaps a riddle?
Or is it distasteful to some?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0703/secrets33/th10_3_1v1.gif

Why?
Is it a game?
Perhaps a riddle?
Or is it distasteful to some?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0703/secrets33/th10_3_1v1.gif*sigh* It was moved to games because it is a game and that is the where it was located on the old forum. Once again Secrets if you wish to complain about the way I moderate then I suggest you take it up with Haydon instead of goading me and being offensive in public.

Apologies to Mashed for the interuption to the thread.

I know you all had this on your old message board, and a highly delightful topic it was ... so ....

You're on the loo, do the biz, then discover there is no loo roll. Your partners' football shirt is lying on the bathroom floor. You wipe your bits on it and minutes later he says he is gonna wear it down the local coz the boys are having a meet. You say nothing......... ACCEPTABLE?

I'm assuming your talking No. 1's here Mashed and NOT No. 2's?!

If it's No. 1's you drip dry and if it's No. 2's ... and you do that .... you are sick, sick, sick! So no, it ain't acceptable! :)

Nope - it's like leaving the cat in one night, it's cold in the morning, frosty, and dark.
You grab your hat, put it on - go to work.
You spend most of the day avoiding people - they smell bad!
Like cat's ****!!!
Then you realise it is not them - but you!!!
How embarrasing is that?
I really do not want to say what you call that 'cooking fat' when you get home.

I did a similar thing to this once, but with my umbrella. I had come in from the rain and left my brolly on the floor to dry. But the cat must of weed on it. I was on the train, and the heaters were on under the seats, and the stench was horrid. It wasnt until i reached down for the brolly that i realised that the smell was coming from that :huh:


You go to a party and get right royaly drunk and end up snogging the face of the only desirable bloke at the party. The next morning you wake up and remember what happened. Do you tell your partner about this, or keep it secret ?

I'm assuming your talking No. 1's here Mashed and NOT No. 2's?!

If it's No. 1's you drip dry and if it's No. 2's ... and you do that .... you are sick, sick, sick! So no, it ain't acceptable! :)

Am i playing this game right, as Dol above didnt write her own dilema :unsure:

Anyway, i have added my own above :)

You go to a party and get right royaly drunk and end up snogging the face of the only desirable bloke at the party. The next morning you wake up and remember what happened. Do you tell your partner about this, or keep it secret ?
Not acceptable.
You probably shouldn't tell your partner, but snogging faces at a party is probably not a good idea.

Acceptable or Unacceptable

Scoffing two packets of the kids crisps in one session. In my defence they don't like the said crisps.

Totally acceptable. You are protecting your children from getting fat.



Having a poo, flushing but it wont go down ..... so you leave the evidence bobbing in the pan.

Wow, this ones still here. Just like the bobbing poo:laugh:

Personally I think its unacceptable. I think you should wait until the toilet cistern fills up and then flush again.


In the supermarket you go through the "8 items of shopping only" cash till when you have 12 items.

Unacceptable and extremely dangerous. I encountered a vicious enslaught from a women when I unintentially did this. Never again.

Submitting the latest bank statement at the PTA meeting as you havn't had time to do a proper treasurer's report?