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survivorfan 19-04-2005, 08:00 PM The brick travelled a slow arc throgh the shop window. Behind the deli counter Pip traced the outline of his stout fingers on the wall to mark
the hand that once woo'ed Sooty. The brick-smashed glass burst into a rendition of "Somewhere In A Field Lies Buried My
Patsy 19-04-2005, 08:44 PM The brick travelled a slow arc throgh the shop window. Behind the deli counter Pip traced the outline of his stout fingers on the wall to mark
the hand that once woo'ed Sooty. The brick-smashed glass burst into a rendition of "Somewhere In A Field Lies Buried My Beloved Glockenspiel"
survivorfan 19-04-2005, 09:12 PM The brick travelled a slow arc throgh the shop window. Behind the deli counter Pip traced the outline of his stout fingers on the wall to mark
the hand that once woo'ed Sooty. The brick-smashed glass burst into a rendition of "Somewhere In A Field Lies Buried My Beloved Glockenspiel" which moved many customers
The brick travelled a slow arc throgh the shop window. Behind the deli counter Pip traced the outline of his stout fingers on the wall to mark
the hand that once woo'ed Sooty. The brick-smashed glass burst into a rendition of "Somewhere In A Field Lies Buried My Beloved Glockenspiel" which moved many customers to stand near the Pukka Pies.
karenh 19-04-2005, 09:23 PM The brick travelled a slow arc throgh the shop window. Behind the deli counter Pip traced the outline of his stout fingers on the wall to mark
the hand that once woo'ed Sooty. The brick-smashed glass burst into a rendition of "Somewhere In A Field Lies Buried My Beloved Glockenspiel" which moved many customers to stand near the Pukka Pies.
At this point, Anton realised
The brick travelled a slow arc throgh the shop window. Behind the deli counter Pip traced the outline of his stout fingers on the wall to mark
the hand that once woo'ed Sooty. The brick-smashed glass burst into a rendition of "Somewhere In A Field Lies Buried My Beloved Glockenspiel" which moved many customers to stand near the Pukka Pies.
At this point, Anton realised any escape was useless
Fee For All 19-04-2005, 09:55 PM The brick travelled a slow arc throgh the shop window. Behind the deli counter Pip traced the outline of his stout fingers on the wall to mark
the hand that once woo'ed Sooty. The brick-smashed glass burst into a rendition of "Somewhere In A Field Lies Buried My Beloved Glockenspiel" which moved many customers to stand near the Pukka Pies.
At this point, Anton realised any escape was useless spelling of ' a nice cape', such
The brick travelled a slow arc throgh the shop window. Behind the deli counter Pip traced the outline of his stout fingers on the wall to mark the hand that once woo'ed Sooty. The brick-smashed glass burst into a rendition of "Somewhere In A Field Lies Buried My Beloved Glockenspiel" which moved many customers to stand near the Pukka Pies.
At this point, Anton realised any escape was useless spelling of ' a nice cape', such were the effects of the dose
Fee For All 19-04-2005, 11:44 PM The brick travelled a slow arc throgh the shop window. Behind the deli counter Pip traced the outline of his stout fingers on the wall to mark the hand that once woo'ed Sooty. The brick-smashed glass burst into a rendition of "Somewhere In A Field Lies Buried My Beloved Glockenspiel" which moved many customers to stand near the Pukka Pies.
At this point, Anton realised any escape was useless spelling of ' a nice cape', such were the effects of the dose of clap that he had contract
The brick travelled a slow arc throgh the shop window. Behind the deli counter Pip traced the outline of his stout fingers on the wall to mark the hand that once woo'ed Sooty. The brick-smashed glass burst into a rendition of "Somewhere In A Field Lies Buried My Beloved Glockenspiel" which moved many customers to stand near the Pukka Pies.
At this point, Anton realised any escape was useless spelling of ' a nice cape', such were the effects of the dose of clap that he had contracted out of SERPS at the first
The brick travelled a slow arc throgh the shop window. Behind the deli counter Pip traced the outline of his stout fingers on the wall to mark the hand that once woo'ed Sooty. The brick-smashed glass burst into a rendition of "Somewhere In A Field Lies Buried My Beloved Glockenspiel" which moved many customers to stand near the Pukka Pies.
At this point, Anton realised any escape was useless spelling of ' a nice cape', such were the effects of the dose of clap that he had contracted out of SERPS at the first dawn. He went up stairs to pack
survivorfan 20-04-2005, 07:13 AM The brick travelled a slow arc throgh the shop window. Behind the deli counter Pip traced the outline of his stout fingers on the wall to mark the hand that once woo'ed Sooty. The brick-smashed glass burst into a rendition of "Somewhere In A Field Lies Buried My Beloved Glockenspiel" which moved many customers to stand near the Pukka Pies.
At this point, Anton realised any escape was useless spelling of ' a nice cape', such were the effects of the dose of clap that he had contracted out of SERPS at the first dawn. He went up stairs to pack his antique duelling pistols
karenh 20-04-2005, 09:41 AM At this point, Anton realised any escape was useless spelling of ' a nice cape', such were the effects of the dose of clap that he had contracted out of SERPS at the first dawn. He went up stairs to pack his antique duelling pistols with the sole intention of
survivorfan 20-04-2005, 11:10 AM At this point, Anton realised any escape was useless spelling of ' a nice cape', such were the effects of the dose of clap that he had contracted out of SERPS at the first dawn. He went up stairs to pack his antique duelling pistols with the sole intention of challenging Fiona to
karenh 20-04-2005, 11:17 AM At this point, Anton realised any escape was useless spelling of ' a nice cape', such were the effects of the dose of clap that he had contracted out of SERPS at the first dawn. He went up stairs to pack his antique duelling pistols with the sole intention of challenging Fiona to clean and polish them until
survivorfan 20-04-2005, 11:33 AM At this point, Anton realised any escape was useless spelling of ' a nice cape', such were the effects of the dose of clap that he had contracted out of SERPS at the first dawn. He went up stairs to pack his antique duelling pistols with the sole intention of challenging Fiona to clean and polish them until the twelfth of Never, that's when
At this point, Anton realised any escape was useless spelling of ' a nice cape', such were the effects of the dose of clap that he had contracted out of SERPS at the first dawn. He went up stairs to pack his antique duelling pistols with the sole intention of challenging Fiona to clean and polish them until the twelfth of Never, that's when he heard the creaking again.
karenh 21-04-2005, 03:55 PM He went up stairs to pack his antique duelling pistols with the sole intention of challenging Fiona to clean and polish them until the twelfth of Never, that's when he heard the creaking again.
"Stone the Crows", he thought, that must
Fee For All 21-04-2005, 05:02 PM He went up stairs to pack his antique duelling pistols with the sole intention of challenging Fiona to clean and polish them until the twelfth of Never, that's when he heard the creaking again.
"Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band
karenh 21-04-2005, 09:07 PM He went up stairs to pack his antique duelling pistols with the sole intention of challenging Fiona to clean and polish them until the twelfth of Never, that's when he heard the creaking again.
"Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake
Fee For All 21-04-2005, 09:22 PM He went up stairs to pack his antique duelling pistols with the sole intention of challenging Fiona to clean and polish them until the twelfth of Never, that's when he heard the creaking again.
"Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake. "Bone your toes!" Of course - that way
He went up stairs to pack his antique duelling pistols with the sole intention of challenging Fiona to clean and polish them until the twelfth of Never, that's when he heard the creaking again.
"Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake. "Bone your toes!" Of course - that way he could create a tasty
Fee For All 21-04-2005, 11:23 PM He went up stairs to pack his antique duelling pistols with the sole intention of challenging Fiona to clean and polish them until the twelfth of Never, that's when he heard the creaking again.
"Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake. "Bone your toes!" Of course - that way he could create a tasty topping for the sole he'd bought
survivorfan 22-04-2005, 10:49 AM He went up stairs to pack his antique duelling pistols with the sole intention of challenging Fiona to clean and polish them until the twelfth of Never, that's when he heard the creaking again.
"Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake. "Bone your toes!" Of course - that way he could create a tasty topping for the sole he'd bought from Pip. Pip! Suddenly Ant
karenh 22-04-2005, 08:58 PM "Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake. "Bone your toes!" Of course - that way he could create a tasty topping for the sole he'd bought from Pip. Pip! Suddenly Ant created the topping by
Fee For All 22-04-2005, 09:04 PM "Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake. "Bone your toes!" Of course - that way he could create a tasty topping for the sole he'd bought from Pip. Pip! Suddenly Ant created the topping by taking two plums and tossing
"Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake. "Bone your toes!" Of course - that way he could create a tasty topping for the sole he'd bought from Pip. Pip! Suddenly Ant created the topping by taking two plums and tossing his hamster up in the air
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Fee For All 23-04-2005, 01:43 PM "Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake. "Bone your toes!" Of course - that way he could create a tasty topping for the sole he'd bought from Pip. Pip! Suddenly Ant created the topping by taking two plums and tossing his hamster up in the air to loosen its bowels. With
"Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake. "Bone your toes!" Of course - that way he could create a tasty topping for the sole he'd bought from Pip. Pip! Suddenly Ant created the topping by taking two plums and tossing his hamster up in the air to loosen its bowels. With a deafening SPLAT! the
Fee For All 23-04-2005, 02:21 PM "Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake. "Bone your toes!" Of course - that way he could create a tasty topping for the sole he'd bought from Pip. Pip! Suddenly Ant created the topping by taking two plums and tossing his hamster up in the air to loosen its bowels. With a deafening SPLAT! the luckless creature collided
"Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake. "Bone your toes!" Of course - that way he could create a tasty topping for the sole he'd bought from Pip. Pip! Suddenly Ant created the topping by taking two plums and tossing his hamster up in the air to loosen its bowels. With a deafening SPLAT! the luckless creature collided with a mile wide asteroid
"Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake. "Bone your toes!" Of course - that way he could create a tasty topping for the sole he'd bought from Pip. Pip! Suddenly Ant created the topping by taking two plums and tossing his hamster up in the air to loosen its bowels. With a deafening SPLAT! the luckless creature collided with a mile wide astroid wearing Normal1's crusty
Fee For All 23-04-2005, 03:25 PM "Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake. "Bone your toes!" Of course - that way he could create a tasty topping for the sole he'd bought from Pip. Pip! Suddenly Ant created the topping by taking two plums and tossing his hamster up in the air to loosen its bowels. With a deafening SPLAT! the luckless creature collided with a mile wide astroid wearing Normal1's crusty, pebble-dashed yet strangely frag
"Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake. "Bone your toes!" Of course - that way he could create a tasty topping for the sole he'd bought from Pip. Pip! Suddenly Ant created the topping by taking two plums and tossing his hamster up in the air to loosen its bowels. With a deafening SPLAT! the luckless creature collided with a mile wide astroid wearing Normal1's crusty, pebble-dashed yet strangely fragrent Y Fronts. AHOY! called the
Fee For All 23-04-2005, 03:47 PM "Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake. "Bone your toes!" Of course - that way he could create a tasty topping for the sole he'd bought from Pip. Pip! Suddenly Ant created the topping by taking two plums and tossing his hamster up in the air to loosen its bowels. With a deafening SPLAT! the luckless creature collided with a mile wide astroid wearing Normal1's crusty, pebble-dashed yet strangely fragrent Y Fronts. AHOY! called the now burberry topped, pur
"Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake. "Bone your toes!" Of course - that way he could create a tasty topping for the sole he'd bought from Pip. Pip! Suddenly Ant created the topping by taking two plums and tossing his hamster up in the air to loosen its bowels. With a deafening SPLAT! the luckless creature collided with a mile wide astroid wearing Normal1's crusty, pebble-dashed yet strangely fragrent Y Fronts. AHOY! called the now burberry topped, purvert; look at my lovely hat
Fee For All 23-04-2005, 04:54 PM "Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake. "Bone your toes!" Of course - that way he could create a tasty topping for the sole he'd bought from Pip. Pip! Suddenly Ant created the topping by taking two plums and tossing his hamster up in the air to loosen its bowels. With a deafening SPLAT! the luckless creature collided with a mile wide astroid wearing Normal1's crusty, pebble-dashed yet strangely fragrent Y Fronts. "AHOY!" called the now burberry topped, purvert; "look at my lovely hat!"
The pube-trimmed titfer was in
"Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake. "Bone your toes!" Of course - that way he could create a tasty topping for the sole he'd bought from Pip. Pip! Suddenly Ant created the topping by taking two plums and tossing his hamster up in the air to loosen its bowels. With a deafening SPLAT! the luckless creature collided with a mile wide astroid wearing Normal1's crusty, pebble-dashed yet strangely fragrent Y Fronts. "AHOY!" called the now burberry topped, purvert; "look at my lovely hat!"
The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, infact he
Fee For All 23-04-2005, 05:41 PM "Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake. "Bone your toes!" Of course - that way he could create a tasty topping for the sole he'd bought from Pip. Pip! Suddenly Ant created the topping by taking two plums and tossing his hamster up in the air to loosen its bowels. With a deafening SPLAT! the luckless creature collided with a mile wide astroid wearing Normal1's crusty, pebble-dashed yet strangely fragrent Y Fronts. "AHOY!" called the now burberry topped, purvert; "look at my lovely hat!"
The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than
"Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake. "Bone your toes!" Of course - that way he could create a tasty topping for the sole he'd bought from Pip. Pip! Suddenly Ant created the topping by taking two plums and tossing his hamster up in the air to loosen its bowels. With a deafening SPLAT! the luckless creature collided with a mile wide astroid wearing Normal1's crusty, pebble-dashed yet strangely fragrent Y Fronts. "AHOY!" called the now burberry topped, purvert; "look at my lovely hat!"
The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger
Fee For All 23-04-2005, 05:59 PM The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at
The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter,
Fee For All 23-04-2005, 07:54 PM The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, and removing a stray hair
The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, and removing a stray hair from his teeth, he hitched up his
The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, and removing a stray hair from his teeth, he hitched up his goat to the trap, shouted "walk
Fee For All 24-04-2005, 01:24 PM The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, and removing a stray hair from his teeth, he hitched up his goat to the trap, shouted "walk this way!" and proceeded to
The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, and removing a stray hair from his teeth, he hitched up his goat to the trap, shouted "walk this way!" and proceeded to chasse like a gillyflower
Fee For All 25-04-2005, 06:31 AM The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, and removing a stray hair from his teeth, he hitched up his goat to the trap, shouted "walk this way!" and proceeded to chasse like a gillyflower on hallucinogenics
The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, and removing a stray hair from his teeth, he hitched up his goat to the trap, shouted "walk this way!" and proceeded to chasse like a gillyflower on hallucinogenics. "We all live on a yellow
Patsy 25-04-2005, 07:59 PM The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, and removing a stray hair from his teeth, he hitched up his goat to the trap, shouted "walk this way!" and proceeded to chasse like a gillyflower on hallucinogenics. "We all live on a yellow eiderdown" he tooted on
Fee For All 25-04-2005, 08:13 PM The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, and removing a stray hair from his teeth, he hitched up his goat to the trap, shouted "walk this way!" and proceeded to chasse like a gillyflower on hallucinogenics. "We all live on a yellow eiderdown" he tooted on the large horn of a passing
The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, and removing a stray hair from his teeth, he hitched up his goat to the trap, shouted "walk this way!" and proceeded to chasse like a gillyflower on hallucinogenics. "We all live on a yellow eiderdown" he tooted on the large horn of a passing unicycle. The lady
survivorfan 26-04-2005, 01:51 PM The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, and removing a stray hair from his teeth, he hitched up his goat to the trap, shouted "walk this way!" and proceeded to chasse like a gillyflower on hallucinogenics. "We all live on a yellow eiderdown" he tooted on the large horn of a passing unicycle. The lady fire eater who lived above
The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, and removing a stray hair from his teeth, he hitched up his goat to the trap, shouted "walk this way!" and proceeded to chasse like a gillyflower on hallucinogenics. "We all live on a yellow eiderdown" he tooted on the large horn of a passing unicycle. The lady fire eater who lived above
Don's Large Kebabs was leaning
The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, and removing a stray hair from his teeth, he hitched up his goat to the trap, shouted "walk this way!" and proceeded to chasse like a gillyflower on hallucinogenics. "We all live on a yellow eiderdown" he tooted on the large horn of a passing unicycle. The lady fire eater who lived above Don's Large Kebabs was leaning into the wind caused by the
The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, and removing a stray hair from his teeth, he hitched up his goat to the trap, shouted "walk this way!" and proceeded to chasse like a gillyflower on hallucinogenics. "We all live on a yellow eiderdown" he tooted on the large horn of a passing unicycle. The lady fire eater who lived above Don's Large Kebabs was leaning into the wind caused by the gale from Hurricane Susie
Patsy 26-04-2005, 08:58 PM The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, and removing a stray hair from his teeth, he hitched up his goat to the trap, shouted "walk this way!" and proceeded to chasse like a gillyflower on hallucinogenics. "We all live on a yellow eiderdown" he tooted on the large horn of a passing unicycle. The lady fire eater who lived above Don's Large Kebabs was leaning into the wind caused by the gale from Hurricane Susie. Her name was Elsie Grimshaw
Fee For All 26-04-2005, 09:30 PM The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, and removing a stray hair from his teeth, he hitched up his goat to the trap, shouted "walk this way!" and proceeded to chasse like a gillyflower on hallucinogenics. "We all live on a yellow eiderdown" he tooted on the large horn of a passing unicycle. The lady fire eater who lived above Don's Large Kebabs was leaning into the wind caused by the gale from Hurricane Susie. Her name was Elsie Grimshaw and nature had bestowed her
survivorfan 27-04-2005, 07:17 AM The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, and removing a stray hair from his teeth, he hitched up his goat to the trap, shouted "walk this way!" and proceeded to chasse like a gillyflower on hallucinogenics. "We all live on a yellow eiderdown" he tooted on the large horn of a passing unicycle. The lady fire eater who lived above Don's Large Kebabs was leaning into the wind caused by the gale from Hurricane Susie. Her name was Elsie Grimshaw and nature had bestowed her with an unusually large
Fee For All 27-04-2005, 09:46 AM The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, and removing a stray hair from his teeth, he hitched up his goat to the trap, shouted "walk this way!" and proceeded to chasse like a gillyflower on hallucinogenics. "We all live on a yellow eiderdown" he tooted on the large horn of a passing unicycle. The lady fire eater who lived above Don's Large Kebabs was leaning into the wind caused by the gale from Hurricane Susie. Her name was Elsie Grimshaw and nature had bestowed her with an unusually large wart, that was growing on her
survivorfan 27-04-2005, 10:11 AM The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, and removing a stray hair from his teeth, he hitched up his goat to the trap, shouted "walk this way!" and proceeded to chasse like a gillyflower on hallucinogenics. "We all live on a yellow eiderdown" he tooted on the large horn of a passing unicycle. The lady fire eater who lived above Don's Large Kebabs was leaning into the wind caused by the gale from Hurricane Susie. Her name was Elsie Grimshaw and nature had bestowed her with an unusually large wart, that was growing on her face. It was a magic wart!
Patsy 27-04-2005, 11:05 AM The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, and removing a stray hair from his teeth, he hitched up his goat to the trap, shouted "walk this way!" and proceeded to chasse like a gillyflower on hallucinogenics. "We all live on a yellow eiderdown" he tooted on the large horn of a passing unicycle. The lady fire eater who lived above Don's Large Kebabs was leaning into the wind caused by the gale from Hurricane Susie. Her name was Elsie Grimshaw and nature had bestowed her with an unusually large wart, that was growing on her face. It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and
Fee For All 27-04-2005, 11:23 AM It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and
survivorfan 27-04-2005, 01:43 PM It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of
It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state
survivorfan 27-04-2005, 05:16 PM It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state but Elsie's wart was home
It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state but Elsie's wart was home to sixteen homeless people.
Fee For All 27-04-2005, 06:14 PM It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state but Elsie's wart was home to sixteen homeless people. This was no big issue to
It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state but Elsie's wart was home to sixteen homeless people. This was no big issue to Gordon Brown who hoped to be
Fee For All 27-04-2005, 06:31 PM It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state but Elsie's wart was home to sixteen homeless people. This was no big issue to Gordon Brown who hoped to be shortly swapping his large red
It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state but Elsie's wart was home to sixteen homeless people. This was no big issue to Gordon Brown who hoped to be shortly swapping his large red brief case for a tapesty
Fee For All 27-04-2005, 06:55 PM It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state but Elsie's wart was home to sixteen homeless people. This was no big issue to Gordon Brown who hoped to be shortly swapping his large red brief case for a tapesty coat with co-ordinating
It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state but Elsie's wart was home to sixteen homeless people. This was no big issue to Gordon Brown who hoped to be shortly swapping his large red brief case for a tapesty coat with co-ordinating
penis pouch. However, he
Fee For All 27-04-2005, 09:05 PM It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state but Elsie's wart was home to sixteen homeless people. This was no big issue to Gordon Brown who hoped to be shortly swapping his large red brief case for a tapesty coat with co-ordinating
penis pouch. However, he had forgotten to allow
It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state but Elsie's wart was home to sixteen homeless people. This was no big issue to Gordon Brown who hoped to be shortly swapping his large red brief case for a tapesty coat with co-ordinating
penis pouch. However, he had forgotten to allow for leakage, so he lined it
Fee For All 27-04-2005, 09:45 PM It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state but Elsie's wart was home to sixteen homeless people. This was no big issue to Gordon Brown who hoped to be shortly swapping his large red brief case for a tapesty coat with co-ordinating
penis pouch. However, he had forgotten to allow for leakage, so he lined it with Patsy's Patented Pee
It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state but Elsie's wart was home to sixteen homeless people. This was no big issue to Gordon Brown who hoped to be shortly swapping his large red brief case for a tapesty coat with co-ordinating
penis pouch. However, he had forgotten to allow for leakage, so he lined it with Patsy's Patented Pee and straw, put on his hat and
survivorfan 28-04-2005, 11:15 AM It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state but Elsie's wart was home to sixteen homeless people. This was no big issue to Gordon Brown who hoped to be shortly swapping his large red brief case for a tapesty coat with co-ordinating
penis pouch. However, he had forgotten to allow for leakage, so he lined it with Patsy's Patented Pee and straw, put on his hat and, armed with wart remover, set
Fee For All 28-04-2005, 11:29 AM It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state but Elsie's wart was home to sixteen homeless people. This was no big issue to Gordon Brown who hoped to be shortly swapping his large red brief case for a tapesty coat with co-ordinating
penis pouch. However, he had forgotten to allow for leakage, so he lined it with Patsy's Patented Pee and straw, put on his hat and, armed with wart remover, set off for Brighton where he would
Patsy 28-04-2005, 12:55 PM It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state but Elsie's wart was home to sixteen homeless people. This was no big issue to Gordon Brown who hoped to be shortly swapping his large red brief case for a tapesty coat with co-ordinating
penis pouch. However, he had forgotten to allow for leakage, so he lined it with Patsy's Patented Pee and straw, put on his hat and, armed with wart remover, set off for Brighton where he would live with a man called Susan
Fee For All 28-04-2005, 04:57 PM It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state but Elsie's wart was home to sixteen homeless people. This was no big issue to Gordon Brown who hoped to be shortly swapping his large red brief case for a tapesty coat with co-ordinating
penis pouch. However, he had forgotten to allow for leakage, so he lined it with Patsy's Patented Pee and straw, put on his hat and, armed with wart remover, set off for Brighton where he would live with a man called Susan in a bijou flat full of
Patsy 28-04-2005, 05:06 PM It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state but Elsie's wart was home to sixteen homeless people. This was no big issue to Gordon Brown who hoped to be shortly swapping his large red brief case for a tapesty coat with co-ordinating
penis pouch. However, he had forgotten to allow for leakage, so he lined it with Patsy's Patented Pee and straw, put on his hat and, armed with wart remover, set off for Brighton where he would live with a man called Susan in a bijou flat full of the bodies of leprechauns
Fee For All 28-04-2005, 05:15 PM It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state but Elsie's wart was home to sixteen homeless people. This was no big issue to Gordon Brown who hoped to be shortly swapping his large red brief case for a tapesty coat with co-ordinating
penis pouch. However, he had forgotten to allow for leakage, so he lined it with Patsy's Patented Pee and straw, put on his hat and, armed with wart remover, set off for Brighton where he would live with a man called Susan in a bijou flat full of the bodies of leprechauns, victims of the Hove homo
survivorfan 29-04-2005, 05:36 PM It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state but Elsie's wart was home to sixteen homeless people. This was no big issue to Gordon Brown who hoped to be shortly swapping his large red brief case for a tapesty coat with co-ordinating
penis pouch. However, he had forgotten to allow for leakage, so he lined it with Patsy's Patented Pee and straw, put on his hat and, armed with wart remover, set off for Brighton where he would live with a man called Susan in a bijou flat full of the bodies of leprechauns, victims of the Hove homo. As he parked his car outside
It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state but Elsie's wart was home to sixteen homeless people. This was no big issue to Gordon Brown who hoped to be shortly swapping his large red brief case for a tapesty coat with co-ordinating
penis pouch. However, he had forgotten to allow for leakage, so he lined it with Patsy's Patented Pee and straw, put on his hat and, armed with wart remover, set off for Brighton where he would live with a man called Susan in a bijou flat full of the bodies of leprechauns, victims of the Hove homo.
As he parked his car outside a Russian in a Tu Tu
survivorfan 30-04-2005, 09:49 AM As he parked his car outside a Russian in a Tu Tu Tupperware suit st-stammered
Patsy 30-04-2005, 05:10 PM As he parked his car outside, a Russian in a Tu Tu Tupperware suit st-stammered n-n-nervously until
As he parked his car outside, a Russian in a Tu Tu Tupperware suit st-stammered n-n-nervously until he opened his Phrase book and
Patsy 30-04-2005, 10:12 PM As he parked his car outside, a Russian in a Tu Tu Tupperware suit st-stammered n-n-nervously until he opened his Phrase book and out of it fell some very
As he parked his car outside, a Russian in a Tu Tu Tupperware suit st-stammered n-n-nervously until he opened his Phrase book and out of it fell some very small people. Ah! he exclaimed
Patsy 01-05-2005, 10:15 AM As he parked his car outside, a Russian in a Tu Tu Tupperware suit st-stammered n-n-nervously until he opened his Phrase book and out of it fell some very small people. Ah! he exclaimed "My helicopter is full
survivorfan 01-05-2005, 10:25 AM As he parked his car outside, a Russian in a Tu Tu Tupperware suit st-stammered n-n-nervously until he opened his Phrase book and out of it fell some very small people. Ah! he exclaimed "My helicopter is full of horse nipples and maypoles"
As he parked his car outside, a Russian in a Tu Tu Tupperware suit st-stammered n-n-nervously until he opened his Phrase book and out of it fell some very small people. Ah! he exclaimed "My helicopter is full of horse nipples and maypoles."
Sergio, ex-KGB
As he parked his car outside, a Russian in a Tu Tu Tupperware suit st-stammered n-n-nervously until he opened his Phrase book and out of it fell some very small people. Ah! he exclaimed "My helicopter is full of horse nipples and maypoles."
Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated
Fee For All 01-05-2005, 05:19 PM As he parked his car outside, a Russian in a Tu Tu Tupperware suit st-stammered n-n-nervously until he opened his Phrase book and out of it fell some very small people. Ah! he exclaimed "My helicopter is full of horse nipples and maypoles."
Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated, international play
survivorfan 01-05-2005, 05:31 PM As he parked his car outside, a Russian in a Tu Tu Tupperware suit st-stammered n-n-nervously until he opened his Phrase book and out of it fell some very small people. Ah! he exclaimed "My helicopter is full of horse nipples and maypoles."
Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated, international plaything, pulled a photo of Faye
Fee For All 01-05-2005, 05:34 PM As he parked his car outside, a Russian in a Tu Tu Tupperware suit st-stammered n-n-nervously until he opened his Phrase book and out of it fell some very small people. Ah! he exclaimed "My helicopter is full of horse nipples and maypoles."
Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated, international plaything, pulled a photo of Faye. It was the first thing he'd pulled
As he parked his car outside, a Russian in a Tu Tu Tupperware suit st-stammered n-n-nervously until he opened his Phrase book and out of it fell some very small people. Ah! he exclaimed "My helicopter is full of horse nipples and maypoles."
Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated, international plaything, pulled a photo of Faye. It was the first thing he'd pulled since the last revolution
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survivorfan 02-05-2005, 07:50 AM Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated, international plaything, pulled a photo of Faye. It was the first thing he'd pulled since the last revolution when he'd yanked a bell rope and
Fee For All 02-05-2005, 12:41 PM Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated, international plaything, pulled a photo of Faye. It was the first thing he'd pulled since the last revolution when he'd yanked a bell rope and a hunchback with a huge red
survivorfan 02-05-2005, 05:51 PM Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated, international plaything, pulled a photo of Faye. It was the first thing he'd pulled since the last revolution when he'd yanked a bell rope and a hunchback with a huge red face said "I've just been tolled off"
Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated, international plaything, pulled a photo of Faye. It was the first thing he'd pulled since the last revolution when he'd yanked a bell rope and a hunchback with a huge red face said "I've just been tolled off". He licked the photo until
Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated, international plaything, pulled a photo of Faye. It was the first thing he'd pulled since the last revolution when he'd yanked a bell rope and a hunchback with a huge red face said "I've just been tolled off". He licked the photo until Fairy God Mother Appeared
karenh 02-05-2005, 08:31 PM Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated, international plaything, pulled a photo of Faye. It was the first thing he'd pulled since the last revolution when he'd yanked a bell rope and a hunchback with a huge red face said "I've just been tolled off". He licked the photo until Fairy God Mother Appeared, which was an anagram for
survivorfan 03-05-2005, 12:53 PM Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated, international plaything, pulled a photo of Faye. It was the first thing he'd pulled since the last revolution when he'd yanked a bell rope and a hunchback with a huge red face said "I've just been tolled off". He licked the photo until Fairy God Mother Appeared, which was an anagram for if Ray go rod them deer papa.
Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated, international plaything, pulled a photo of Faye. It was the first thing he'd pulled since the last revolution when he'd yanked a bell rope and a hunchback with a huge red face said "I've just been tolled off". He licked the photo until Fairy God Mother Appeared, which was an anagram for if Ray go rod them deer papa. His tradecraft was rusty, but
Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated, international plaything, pulled a photo of Faye. It was the first thing he'd pulled since the last revolution when he'd yanked a bell rope and a hunchback with a huge red face said "I've just been tolled off". He licked the photo until Fairy God Mother Appeared, which was an anagram for if Ray go rod them deer papa. His tradecraft was rusty, but Ray's rod was shiny and
Fee For All 03-05-2005, 05:50 PM Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated, international plaything, pulled a photo of Faye. It was the first thing he'd pulled since the last revolution when he'd yanked a bell rope and a hunchback with a huge red face said "I've just been tolled off". He licked the photo until Fairy God Mother Appeared, which was an anagram for if Ray go rod them deer papa. His tradecraft was rusty, but Ray's rod was shiny and those deer needed brightening
Patsy 03-05-2005, 07:11 PM Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated, international plaything, pulled a photo of Faye. It was the first thing he'd pulled since the last revolution when he'd yanked a bell rope and a hunchback with a huge red face said "I've just been tolled off". He licked the photo until Fairy God Mother Appeared, which was an anagram for if Ray go rod them deer papa. His tradecraft was rusty, but Ray's rod was shiny and those deer needed brightening. Deer buffing was frowned upon
survivorfan 03-05-2005, 07:18 PM Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated, international plaything, pulled a photo of Faye. It was the first thing he'd pulled since the last revolution when he'd yanked a bell rope and a hunchback with a huge red face said "I've just been tolled off". He licked the photo until Fairy God Mother Appeared, which was an anagram for if Ray go rod them deer papa. His tradecraft was rusty, but Ray's rod was shiny and those deer needed brightening. Deer buffing was frowned upon in East Anglia but with
Patsy 03-05-2005, 07:25 PM Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated, international plaything, pulled a photo of Faye. It was the first thing he'd pulled since the last revolution when he'd yanked a bell rope and a hunchback with a huge red face said "I've just been tolled off". He licked the photo until Fairy God Mother Appeared, which was an anagram for if Ray go rod them deer papa. His tradecraft was rusty, but Ray's rod was shiny and those deer needed brightening. Deer buffing was frowned upon in East Anglia but with Derek and Norman from Dave's
survivorfan 03-05-2005, 07:29 PM Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated, international plaything, pulled a photo of Faye. It was the first thing he'd pulled since the last revolution when he'd yanked a bell rope and a hunchback with a huge red face said "I've just been tolled off". He licked the photo until Fairy God Mother Appeared, which was an anagram for if Ray go rod them deer papa. His tradecraft was rusty, but Ray's rod was shiny and those deer needed brightening. Deer buffing was frowned upon in East Anglia but with Derek and Norman from Dave's Deer Buffing Shop as mates, Ray
Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated, international plaything, pulled a photo of Faye. It was the first thing he'd pulled since the last revolution when he'd yanked a bell rope and a hunchback with a huge red face said "I've just been tolled off". He licked the photo until Fairy God Mother Appeared, which was an anagram for if Ray go rod them deer papa. His tradecraft was rusty, but Ray's rod was shiny and those deer needed brightening. Deer buffing was frowned upon in East Anglia but with Derek and Norman from Dave's Deer Buffing Shop as mates, Ray knew where hides could be hidden.
survivorfan 04-05-2005, 11:04 AM Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated, international plaything, pulled a photo of Faye. It was the first thing he'd pulled since the last revolution when he'd yanked a bell rope and a hunchback with a huge red face said "I've just been tolled off". He licked the photo until Fairy God Mother Appeared, which was an anagram for if Ray go rod them deer papa. His tradecraft was rusty, but Ray's rod was shiny and those deer needed brightening. Deer buffing was frowned upon in East Anglia but with Derek and Norman from Dave's Deer Buffing Shop as mates, Ray knew where hides could be hidden.
Grasping a Swiss Army knife,
Grasping a Swiss Army knife, Serg trimmed his nostril hair close
survivorfan 04-05-2005, 11:23 AM Grasping a Swiss Army knife, Serg trimmed his nostril hair close to the skin, making him look
Fee For All 04-05-2005, 11:27 AM Grasping a Swiss Army knife, Serg trimmed his nostril hair close to the skin, making him look through teary eyes when he cut
survivorfan 04-05-2005, 12:15 PM Grasping a Swiss Army knife, Serg trimmed his nostril hair close to the skin, making him look through teary eyes when he cut an artery. Spurting blood
Fee For All 04-05-2005, 12:23 PM Grasping a Swiss Army knife, Serg trimmed his nostril hair close to the skin, making him look through teary eyes when he cut an artery. Spurting Blood, the renowned Apache witch
survivorfan 04-05-2005, 12:25 PM Grasping a Swiss Army knife, Serg trimmed his nostril hair close to the skin, making him look through teary eyes when he cut an artery. Spurting Blood, the renowned Apache witch, crashed through a window, grabbed Serge's
Fee For All 04-05-2005, 12:28 PM Grasping a Swiss Army knife, Serg trimmed his nostril hair close to the skin, making him look through teary eyes when he cut an artery. Spurting Blood, the renowned Apache witch, crashed through a window, grabbed Serge's remaining nasal hair and
survivorfan 04-05-2005, 03:04 PM Grasping a Swiss Army knife, Serg trimmed his nostril hair close to the skin, making him look through teary eyes when he cut an artery. Spurting Blood, the renowned Apache witch, crashed through a window, grabbed Serge's remaining nasal hair and lit it with his Zippo. Flames
Fee For All 04-05-2005, 04:34 PM Grasping a Swiss Army knife, Serg trimmed his nostril hair close to the skin, making him look through teary eyes when he cut an artery. Spurting Blood, the renowned Apache witch, crashed through a window, grabbed Serge's remaining nasal hair and lit it with his Zippo. Flames licked up his face, igniting
TheBigBadDog 04-05-2005, 05:15 PM Grasping a Swiss Army knife, Serg trimmed his nostril hair close to the skin, making him look through teary eyes when he cut an artery. Spurting Blood, the renowned Apache witch, crashed through a window, grabbed Serge's remaining nasal hair and lit it with his Zippo. Flames licked up his face, igniting
his ginger moustache causing..
survivorfan 04-05-2005, 05:20 PM Grasping a Swiss Army knife, Serg trimmed his nostril hair close to the skin, making him look through teary eyes when he cut an artery. Spurting Blood, the renowned Apache witch, crashed through a window, grabbed Serge's remaining nasal hair and lit it with his Zippo. Flames licked up his face, igniting
his ginger moustache causing the driver of a passing
Grasping a Swiss Army knife, Serg trimmed his nostril hair close to the skin, making him look through teary eyes when he cut an artery. Spurting Blood, the renowned Apache witch, crashed through a window, grabbed Serge's remaining nasal hair and lit it with his Zippo. Flames licked up his face, igniting
his ginger moustache causing the driver of a passing dirigible to swerve hard,
Grasping a Swiss Army knife, Serg trimmed his nostril hair close to the skin, making him look through teary eyes when he cut an artery. Spurting Blood, the renowned Apache witch, crashed through a window, grabbed Serge's remaining nasal hair and lit it with his Zippo. Flames licked up his face, igniting his ginger moustache causing the driver of a passing dirigible to swerve hard, avoiding a large flock of
Fee For All 04-05-2005, 06:05 PM Grasping a Swiss Army knife, Serg trimmed his nostril hair close to the skin, making him look through teary eyes when he cut an artery. Spurting Blood, the renowned Apache witch, crashed through a window, grabbed Serge's remaining nasal hair and lit it with his Zippo. Flames licked up his face, igniting his ginger moustache causing the driver of a passing dirigible to swerve hard, avoiding a large flock of seagulls clad in pink and black
Grasping a Swiss Army knife, Serg trimmed his nostril hair close to the skin, making him look through teary eyes when he cut an artery. Spurting Blood, the renowned Apache witch, crashed through a window, grabbed Serge's remaining nasal hair and lit it with his Zippo. Flames licked up his face, igniting his ginger moustache causing the driver of a passing dirigible to swerve hard, avoiding a large flock of seagulls clad in pink and black lace with glimpses of lycra
Patsy 05-05-2005, 09:43 AM Grasping a Swiss Army knife, Serg trimmed his nostril hair close to the skin, making him look through teary eyes when he cut an artery. Spurting Blood, the renowned Apache witch, crashed through a window, grabbed Serge's remaining nasal hair and lit it with his Zippo. Flames licked up his face, igniting his ginger moustache causing the driver of a passing dirigible to swerve hard, avoiding a large flock of seagulls clad in pink and black lace with glimpses of lycra. Serge's mobile phone began
Grasping a Swiss Army knife, Serg trimmed his nostril hair close to the skin, making him look through teary eyes when he cut an artery. Spurting Blood, the renowned Apache witch, crashed through a window, grabbed Serge's remaining nasal hair and lit it with his Zippo. Flames licked up his face, igniting his ginger moustache causing the driver of a passing dirigible to swerve hard, avoiding a large flock of seagulls clad in pink and black lace with glimpses of lycra. Serge's mobile phone began barking.
"What?" he snarled.
"Hi Serge,
Patsy 05-05-2005, 09:52 AM Grasping a Swiss Army knife, Serg trimmed his nostril hair close to the skin, making him look through teary eyes when he cut an artery. Spurting Blood, the renowned Apache witch, crashed through a window, grabbed Serge's remaining nasal hair and lit it with his Zippo. Flames licked up his face, igniting his ginger moustache causing the driver of a passing dirigible to swerve hard, avoiding a large flock of seagulls clad in pink and black lace with glimpses of lycra. Serge's mobile phone began barking.
"What?" he snarled.
"Hi Serge, rasped a deep yet feminine
Grasping a Swiss Army knife, Serg trimmed his nostril hair close to the skin, making him look through teary eyes when he cut an artery. Spurting Blood, the renowned Apache witch, crashed through a window, grabbed Serge's remaining nasal hair and lit it with his Zippo. Flames licked up his face, igniting his ginger moustache causing the driver of a passing dirigible to swerve hard, avoiding a large flock of seagulls clad in pink and black lace with glimpses of lycra. Serge's mobile phone began barking.
"What?" he snarled.
"Hi Serge, rasped a deep yet feminine Eunoch.
"Long time no see, Serge"
floopy 05-05-2005, 12:40 PM "Sea surge?????? Call the navy!!!!!!!" said
survivorfan 05-05-2005, 05:02 PM "Sea surge?????? Call the navy!!!!!!!" said Serge, nervously fingering
Fee For All 05-05-2005, 07:33 PM "Sea surge?????? Call the navy!!!!!!!" said Serge, nervously fingering the pert cheeks of a nearby
survivorfan 05-05-2005, 07:47 PM "Sea surge?????? Call the navy!!!!!!!" said Serge, nervously fingering the pert cheeks of a nearby schoolboy. "I can't, I'm being
Fee For All 05-05-2005, 08:15 PM "Sea surge?????? Call the navy!!!!!!!" said Serge, nervously fingering the pert cheeks of a nearby schoolboy.
"I can't, I'm being held back by virtue of my
"Sea surge?????? Call the navy!!!!!!!" said Serge, nervously fingering the pert cheeks of a nearby schoolboy.
"I can't, I'm being held back by virtue of my moustache that's become tangled
Patsy 05-05-2005, 09:11 PM "Sea surge?????? Call the navy!!!!!!!" said Serge, nervously fingering the pert cheeks of a nearby schoolboy.
"I can't, I'm being held back by virtue of my moustache that's become tangled in this young lady's bra strap
Fee For All 05-05-2005, 09:43 PM "Sea surge?????? Call the navy!!!!!!!" said Serge, nervously fingering the pert cheeks of a nearby schoolboy.
"I can't, I'm being held back by virtue of my moustache that's become tangled in this young lady's bra strap" His words were muffled by her
Patsy 06-05-2005, 07:39 PM "Sea surge?????? Call the navy!!!!!!!" said Serge, nervously fingering the pert cheeks of a nearby schoolboy.
"I can't, I'm being held back by virtue of my moustache that's become tangled in this young lady's bra strap" His words were muffled by her brother Carlos who had large
TheBigBadDog 06-05-2005, 08:03 PM "Sea surge?????? Call the navy!!!!!!!" said Serge, nervously fingering the pert cheeks of a nearby schoolboy.
"I can't, I'm being held back by virtue of my moustache that's become tangled in this young lady's bra strap" His words were muffled by her brother Carlos who had large spuds that he was peeling for
Patsy 06-05-2005, 08:08 PM "Sea surge?????? Call the navy!!!!!!!" said Serge, nervously fingering the pert cheeks of a nearby schoolboy.
"I can't, I'm being held back by virtue of my moustache that's become tangled in this young lady's bra strap" His words were muffled by her brother Carlos who had large spuds that he was peeling for hours before he realised
TheBigBadDog 06-05-2005, 08:09 PM "Sea surge?????? Call the navy!!!!!!!" said Serge, nervously fingering the pert cheeks of a nearby schoolboy.
"I can't, I'm being held back by virtue of my moustache that's become tangled in this young lady's bra strap" His words were muffled by her brother Carlos who had large spuds that he was peeling for hours before he realised
that his peeler was slicing
Patsy 06-05-2005, 08:17 PM "Sea surge?????? Call the navy!!!!!!!" said Serge, nervously fingering the pert cheeks of a nearby schoolboy.
"I can't, I'm being held back by virtue of my moustache that's become tangled in this young lady's bra strap" His words were muffled by her brother Carlos who had large spuds that he was peeling for hours before he realised
that his peeler was slicing his foreskin. Specks of blood dripped
Fee For All 06-05-2005, 08:46 PM Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf
survivorfan 07-05-2005, 10:23 AM Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see
Fee For All 07-05-2005, 10:35 AM Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of
survivorfan 07-05-2005, 10:46 AM Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of massacred leprechauns, wiped
Fee For All 07-05-2005, 10:56 AM Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of massacred leprechauns, wiped out by a heavy dose of
Patsy 07-05-2005, 11:19 AM Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of massacred leprechauns, wiped out by a heavy dose of Tom Jones and the Art of Noise.
survivorfan 07-05-2005, 11:22 AM Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of massacred leprechauns, wiped out by a heavy dose of Tom Jones and the Art of Noise. Dead leprechaun Billy falls
Patsy 07-05-2005, 11:27 AM Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of massacred leprechauns, wiped out by a heavy dose of Tom Jones and the Art of Noise. Dead leprechaun Billy falls like a snowflake from Declan's
survivorfan 07-05-2005, 11:32 AM Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of massacred leprechauns, wiped out by a heavy dose of Tom Jones and the Art of Noise. Dead leprechaun Billy falls like a snowflake from Declan's shoulder, hits the floor, transforms
Patsy 08-05-2005, 08:57 PM Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of massacred leprechauns, wiped out by a heavy dose of Tom Jones and the Art of Noise. Dead leprechaun Billy falls like a snowflake from Declan's shoulder, hits the floor, transforms into Sinnead O'Connor
Fee For All 08-05-2005, 09:13 PM Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of massacred leprechauns, wiped out by a heavy dose of Tom Jones and the Art of Noise. Dead leprechaun Billy falls like a snowflake from Declan's shoulder, hits the floor, transforms into Sinnead O'Connor.
Compared to you, nothing he
Patsy 08-05-2005, 09:19 PM Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of massacred leprechauns, wiped out by a heavy dose of Tom Jones and the Art of Noise. Dead leprechaun Billy falls like a snowflake from Declan's shoulder, hits the floor, transforms into Sinnead O'Connor.
Compared to you, nothing he/she contemplated. "Prick
Fee For All 08-05-2005, 09:22 PM Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of massacred leprechauns, wiped out by a heavy dose of Tom Jones and the Art of Noise. Dead leprechaun Billy falls like a snowflake from Declan's shoulder, hits the floor, transforms into Sinnead O'Connor.
Compared to you, nothing he/she contemplated. "Prick up your ears and listen to
survivorfan 09-05-2005, 06:55 AM Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of massacred leprechauns, wiped out by a heavy dose of Tom Jones and the Art of Noise. Dead leprechaun Billy falls like a snowflake from Declan's shoulder, hits the floor, transforms into Sinnead O'Connor.
Compared to you, nothing he/she contemplated. "Prick up your ears and listen to the autumn breeze rustling through
Fee For All 09-05-2005, 10:42 AM Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of massacred leprechauns, wiped out by a heavy dose of Tom Jones and the Art of Noise. Dead leprechaun Billy falls like a snowflake from Declan's shoulder, hits the floor, transforms into Sinnead O'Connor.
Compared to you, nothing he/she contemplated. "Prick up your ears and listen to the autumn breeze rustling through the untrimmed nasal hair that
survivorfan 09-05-2005, 04:58 PM Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of massacred leprechauns, wiped out by a heavy dose of Tom Jones and the Art of Noise. Dead leprechaun Billy falls like a snowflake from Declan's shoulder, hits the floor, transforms into Sinnead O'Connor.
Compared to you, nothing he/she contemplated. "Prick up your ears and listen to the autumn breeze rustling through the untrimmed nasal hair that Fiona loves to play with
Fee For All 09-05-2005, 05:10 PM Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of massacred leprechauns, wiped out by a heavy dose of Tom Jones and the Art of Noise. Dead leprechaun Billy falls like a snowflake from Declan's shoulder, hits the floor, transforms into Sinnead O'Connor.
Compared to you, nothing he/she contemplated. "Prick up your ears and listen to the autumn breeze rustling through the untrimmed nasal hair that Fiona loves to play with"
"Someone call?" yelled Fiona as
survivorfan 09-05-2005, 05:25 PM Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of massacred leprechauns, wiped out by a heavy dose of Tom Jones and the Art of Noise. Dead leprechaun Billy falls like a snowflake from Declan's shoulder, hits the floor, transforms into Sinnead O'Connor.
Compared to you, nothing he/she contemplated. "Prick up your ears and listen to the autumn breeze rustling through the untrimmed nasal hair that Fiona loves to play with"
"Someone call?" yelled Fiona as she lovingly scraped mould from
Fee For All 09-05-2005, 06:18 PM Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of massacred leprechauns, wiped out by a heavy dose of Tom Jones and the Art of Noise. Dead leprechaun Billy falls like a snowflake from Declan's shoulder, hits the floor, transforms into Sinnead O'Connor.
Compared to you, nothing he/she contemplated. "Prick up your ears and listen to the autumn breeze rustling through the untrimmed nasal hair that Fiona loves to play with"
"Someone call?" yelled Fiona as she lovingly scraped mould from between Anton's toes. "Look
survivorfan 09-05-2005, 07:30 PM Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of massacred leprechauns, wiped out by a heavy dose of Tom Jones and the Art of Noise. Dead leprechaun Billy falls like a snowflake from Declan's shoulder, hits the floor, transforms into Sinnead O'Connor.
Compared to you, nothing he/she contemplated. "Prick up your ears and listen to the autumn breeze rustling through the untrimmed nasal hair that Fiona loves to play with"
"Someone call?" yelled Fiona as she lovingly scraped mould from between Anton's toes. "Look at me, I'm as helpless as
Fee For All 09-05-2005, 07:49 PM Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of massacred leprechauns, wiped out by a heavy dose of Tom Jones and the Art of Noise. Dead leprechaun Billy falls like a snowflake from Declan's shoulder, hits the floor, transforms into Sinnead O'Connor.
Compared to you, nothing he/she contemplated. "Prick up your ears and listen to the autumn breeze rustling through the untrimmed nasal hair that Fiona loves to play with"
"Someone call?" yelled Fiona as she lovingly scraped mould from between Anton's toes. "Look at me, I'm as helpless as a hooker with bad herpes,
survivorfan 09-05-2005, 07:52 PM Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of massacred leprechauns, wiped out by a heavy dose of Tom Jones and the Art of Noise. Dead leprechaun Billy falls like a snowflake from Declan's shoulder, hits the floor, transforms into Sinnead O'Connor.
Compared to you, nothing he/she contemplated. "Prick up your ears and listen to the autumn breeze rustling through the untrimmed nasal hair that Fiona loves to play with"
"Someone call?" yelled Fiona as she lovingly scraped mould from between Anton's toes. "Look at me, I'm as helpless as a hooker with bad herpes,"
She and Ant - reunited!
Fee For All 09-05-2005, 07:54 PM Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of massacred leprechauns, wiped out by a heavy dose of Tom Jones and the Art of Noise. Dead leprechaun Billy falls like a snowflake from Declan's shoulder, hits the floor, transforms into Sinnead O'Connor.
Compared to you, nothing he/she contemplated. "Prick up your ears and listen to the autumn breeze rustling through the untrimmed nasal hair that Fiona loves to play with"
"Someone call?" yelled Fiona as she lovingly scraped mould from between Anton's toes. "Look at me, I'm as helpless as a hooker with bad herpes,"
She and Ant - reunited! And itching to begin a
survivorfan 09-05-2005, 07:56 PM "Someone call?" yelled Fiona as she lovingly scraped mould from between Anton's toes. "Look at me, I'm as helpless as a hooker with bad herpes,"
She and Ant - reunited! And itching to begin a fight! Reaching for his Dream Top
Patsy 09-05-2005, 08:35 PM "Someone call?" yelled Fiona as she lovingly scraped mould from between Anton's toes. "Look at me, I'm as helpless as a hooker with bad herpes,"
She and Ant - reunited! And itching to begin a fight! Reaching for his Dream Top seemless toupee, Anton shot
Fee For All 09-05-2005, 09:24 PM "Someone call?" yelled Fiona as she lovingly scraped mould from between Anton's toes. "Look at me, I'm as helpless as a hooker with bad herpes,"
She and Ant - reunited! And itching to begin a fight! Reaching for his Dream Top seemless toupee, Anton shot-putted one of his larger
survivorfan 10-05-2005, 08:23 AM "Someone call?" yelled Fiona as she lovingly scraped mould from between Anton's toes. "Look at me, I'm as helpless as a hooker with bad herpes,"
She and Ant - reunited! And itching to begin a fight! Reaching for his Dream Top seemless toupee, Anton shot-putted one of his larger Dresden china figurines
Fee For All 11-05-2005, 04:16 AM "Someone call?" yelled Fiona as she lovingly scraped mould from between Anton's toes. "Look at me, I'm as helpless as a hooker with bad herpes,"
She and Ant - reunited! And itching to begin a fight! Reaching for his Dream Top seemless toupee, Anton shot-putted one of his larger Dresden china figurines - a rather fetching sheperdess -
survivorfan 11-05-2005, 07:12 AM She and Ant - reunited! And itching to begin a fight! Reaching for his Dream Top seemless toupee, Anton shot-putted one of his larger Dresden china figurines - a rather fetching sheperdess - out of the window into
Fee For All 11-05-2005, 09:26 AM She and Ant - reunited! And itching to begin a fight! Reaching for his Dream Top seemless toupee, Anton shot-putted one of his larger Dresden china figurines - a rather fetching shepherdess - out of the window into the arms of a passing pol
survivorfan 11-05-2005, 09:33 AM She and Ant - reunited! And itching to begin a fight! Reaching for his Dream Top seemless toupee, Anton shot-putted one of his larger Dresden china figurines - a rather fetching shepherdess - out of the window into the arms of a passing polka dancer. "I love to polk
She and Ant - reunited! And itching to begin a fight! Reaching for his Dream Top seemless toupee, Anton shot-putted one of his larger Dresden china figurines - a rather fetching shepherdess - out of the window into the arms of a passing polka dancer. "I love to polk my blok with my colk" lisped
Fee For All 13-05-2005, 06:50 PM She and Ant - reunited! And itching to begin a fight! Reaching for his Dream Top seemless toupee, Anton shot-putted one of his larger Dresden china figurines - a rather fetching shepherdess - out of the window into the arms of a passing polka dancer. "I love to polk my blok with my colk" lisped Pepsi, the polka queen as
Patsy 13-05-2005, 07:23 PM She and Ant - reunited! And itching to begin a fight! Reaching for his Dream Top seemless toupee, Anton shot-putted one of his larger Dresden china figurines - a rather fetching shepherdess - out of the window into the arms of a passing polka dancer. "I love to polk my blok with my colk" lisped Pepsi, the polka queen as she caught the statue in her
Fee For All 13-05-2005, 07:28 PM She and Ant - reunited! And itching to begin a fight! Reaching for his Dream Top seemless toupee, Anton shot-putted one of his larger Dresden china figurines - a rather fetching shepherdess - out of the window into the arms of a passing polka dancer. "I love to polk my blok with my colk" lisped Pepsi, the polka queen as she caught the statue in her deep cleavage, saving it from
Patsy 13-05-2005, 07:32 PM She and Ant - reunited! And itching to begin a fight! Reaching for his Dream Top seemless toupee, Anton shot-putted one of his larger Dresden china figurines - a rather fetching shepherdess - out of the window into the arms of a passing polka dancer. "I love to polk my blok with my colk" lisped Pepsi, the polka queen as she caught the statue in her deep cleavage, saving it from itself. It was a magic
survivorfan 13-05-2005, 09:18 PM She and Ant - reunited! And itching to begin a fight! Reaching for his Dream Top seemless toupee, Anton shot-putted one of his larger Dresden china figurines - a rather fetching shepherdess - out of the window into the arms of a passing polka dancer. "I love to polk my blok with my colk" lisped Pepsi, the polka queen as she caught the statue in her deep cleavage, saving it from itself. It was a magic moment - even better than
Fee For All 14-05-2005, 01:54 PM It was a Magic Moment - even better than 'Catch a Falling Star' which was
It was a Magic Moment - even better than 'Catch a Falling Star' which was promptly put in a pocket
Fee For All 14-05-2005, 07:10 PM It was a Magic Moment - even better than 'Catch a Falling Star' which was promptly put in a pocket where it stayed until the rain
It was a Magic Moment - even better than 'Catch a Falling Star' which was promptly put in a pocket where it stayed until the raindrops kept falling on my head
It was a Magic Moment - even better than 'Catch a Falling Star' which was promptly put in a pocket where it stayed until the raindrops kept falling on my head during a Chinese water
Fee For All 14-05-2005, 07:46 PM It was a Magic Moment - even better than 'Catch a Falling Star' which was promptly put in a pocket where it stayed until the raindrops kept falling on my head like the tears of a clown with
It was a Magic Moment - even better than 'Catch a Falling Star' which was promptly put in a pocket where it stayed until the raindrops kept falling on my head during a Chinese water shortage that rendered the people
karenh 14-05-2005, 08:23 PM It was a Magic Moment - even better than 'Catch a Falling Star' which was promptly put in a pocket where it stayed until the raindrops kept falling on my head during a Chinese water shortage that rendered the people as nonsensical as this
Fee For All 14-05-2005, 09:29 PM OY! CAT - Read the previous posts why don't ya!!
:mad2:
survivorfan 15-05-2005, 09:02 AM It was a Magic Moment - even better than 'Catch a Falling Star' which was promptly put in a pocket where it stayed until the raindrops kept falling on my head during a Chinese water shortage that rendered the people as nonsensical as this Yellow River which runs from
It was a Magic Moment - even better than 'Catch a Falling Star' which was promptly put in a pocket where it stayed until the raindrops kept falling on my head during a Chinese water shortage that rendered the people as nonsensical as this Yellow River which runs from mind and in my eyes
survivorfan 15-05-2005, 11:10 AM It was a Magic Moment - even better than 'Catch a Falling Star' which was promptly put in a pocket where it stayed until the raindrops kept falling on my head during a Chinese water shortage that rendered the people as nonsensical as this Yellow River which runs from mind and in my eyes.
"I didn't have time to do
Ceridwen 15-05-2005, 11:12 AM It was a Magic Moment - even better than 'Catch a Falling Star' which was promptly put in a pocket where it stayed until the raindrops kept falling on my head during a Chinese water shortage that rendered the people as nonsensical as this Yellow River which runs from mind and in my eyes.
"I didn't have time to do the washing up before I
survivorfan 15-05-2005, 11:15 AM It was a Magic Moment - even better than 'Catch a Falling Star' which was promptly put in a pocket where it stayed until the raindrops kept falling on my head during a Chinese water shortage that rendered the people as nonsensical as this Yellow River which runs from mind and in my eyes.
"I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so
Ceridwen 15-05-2005, 11:19 AM It was a Magic Moment - even better than 'Catch a Falling Star' which was promptly put in a pocket where it stayed until the raindrops kept falling on my head during a Chinese water shortage that rendered the people as nonsensical as this Yellow River which runs from mind and in my eyes.
"I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so don't mind me wearing Marigolds".
survivorfan 15-05-2005, 11:21 AM It was a Magic Moment - even better than 'Catch a Falling Star' which was promptly put in a pocket where it stayed until the raindrops kept falling on my head during a Chinese water shortage that rendered the people as nonsensical as this Yellow River which runs from mind and in my eyes.
"I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so don't mind me wearing Marigolds". "The Fairy Liquid helped" Ant
"I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so don't mind me wearing Marigolds". "The Fairy Liquid helped" Ant said, "and the lightning missed us
survivorfan 15-05-2005, 11:56 AM "I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so don't mind me wearing Marigolds". "The Fairy Liquid helped" Ant said, "and the lightning missed us". "What lightning" asked Faye, puzzled
OY! CAT - Read the previous posts why don't ya!!
:mad2:
Sorry!. arsey cow.
"I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so don't mind me wearing Marigolds". "The Fairy Liquid helped" Ant said, "and the lightning missed us". "What lightning" asked Faye, puzzled as she wiped her chin clean of
Ceridwen 15-05-2005, 02:46 PM "I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so don't mind me wearing Marigolds". "The Fairy Liquid helped" Ant said, "and the lightning missed us". "What lightning" asked Faye, puzzled as she wiped her chin clean of washing up liquid bubbles.
Fee For All 15-05-2005, 04:20 PM "I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so don't mind me wearing Marigolds". "The Fairy Liquid helped" Ant said, "and the lightning missed us". "What lightning" asked Faye, puzzled as she wiped her chin clean of washing up liquid bubbles.
"A flash, gone in a jif, like
survivorfan 15-05-2005, 04:33 PM "I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so don't mind me wearing Marigolds". "The Fairy Liquid helped" Ant said, "and the lightning missed us". "What lightning" asked Faye, puzzled as she wiped her chin clean of washing up liquid bubbles.
"A flash, gone in a jif, like. You know - my squirty stuff, it
Fee For All 15-05-2005, 04:36 PM "I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so don't mind me wearing Marigolds". "The Fairy Liquid helped" Ant said, "and the lightning missed us". "What lightning" asked Faye, puzzled as she wiped her chin clean of washing up liquid bubbles.
"A flash, gone in a jif, like. You know - my squirty stuff, it..." Faye silenced him with a blow
Patsy 15-05-2005, 04:37 PM "I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so don't mind me wearing Marigolds". "The Fairy Liquid helped" Ant said, "and the lightning missed us". "What lightning" asked Faye, puzzled as she wiped her chin clean of washing up liquid bubbles.
"A flash, gone in a jif, like. You know - my squirty stuff, it flies through the air with the great
"I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so don't mind me wearing Marigolds". "The Fairy Liquid helped" Ant said, "and the lightning missed us". "What lightning" asked Faye, puzzled as she wiped her chin clean of washing up liquid bubbles.
"A flash, gone in a jif, like. You know - my squirty stuff, it flies through the air with the great pan of peas. It's wonderful
survivorfan 15-05-2005, 04:43 PM "I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so don't mind me wearing Marigolds". "The Fairy Liquid helped" Ant said, "and the lightning missed us". "What lightning" asked Faye, puzzled as she wiped her chin clean of washing up liquid bubbles.
"A flash, gone in a jif, like. You know - my squirty stuff, it..." Faye silenced him with a blow to the groin. "Right! Get this Ant -
Fee For All 15-05-2005, 04:48 PM "I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so don't mind me wearing Marigolds". "The Fairy Liquid helped" Ant said, "and the lightning missed us". "What lightning" asked Faye, puzzled as she wiped her chin clean of washing up liquid bubbles.
"A flash, gone in a jif, like. You know - my squirty stuff, it..." Faye silenced him with a blow to the groin. "Right! Get this Ant - unless you want your precious
survivorfan 15-05-2005, 04:52 PM "I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so don't mind me wearing Marigolds". "The Fairy Liquid helped" Ant said, "and the lightning missed us". "What lightning" asked Faye, puzzled as she wiped her chin clean of washing up liquid bubbles.
"A flash, gone in a jif, like. You know - my squirty stuff, it..." Faye silenced him with a blow to the groin. "Right! Get this Ant - unless you want your precious jewels crushed. You're going to get
Fee For All 15-05-2005, 05:12 PM "I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so don't mind me wearing Marigolds". "The Fairy Liquid helped" Ant said, "and the lightning missed us". "What lightning" asked Faye, puzzled as she wiped her chin clean of washing up liquid bubbles.
"A flash, gone in a jif, like. You know - my squirty stuff, it..." Faye silenced him with a blow to the groin. "Right! Get this Ant - unless you want your precious jewels crushed. You're going to get your fat ass over to the
survivorfan 15-05-2005, 05:17 PM "I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so don't mind me wearing Marigolds". "The Fairy Liquid helped" Ant said, "and the lightning missed us". "What lightning" asked Faye, puzzled as she wiped her chin clean of washing up liquid bubbles.
"A flash, gone in a jif, like. You know - my squirty stuff, it..." Faye silenced him with a blow to the groin. "Right! Get this Ant - unless you want your precious jewels crushed. You're going to get your fat ass over to the deli and tell Pip that if
Fee For All 15-05-2005, 06:33 PM "I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so don't mind me wearing Marigolds". "The Fairy Liquid helped" Ant said, "and the lightning missed us". "What lightning" asked Faye, puzzled as she wiped her chin clean of washing up liquid bubbles.
"A flash, gone in a jif, like. You know - my squirty stuff, it..." Faye silenced him with a blow to the groin. "Right! Get this Ant - unless you want your precious jewels crushed. You're going to get your fat ass over to the deli and tell Pip that if he don't pop the pooch's pap
survivorfan 15-05-2005, 06:52 PM "I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so don't mind me wearing Marigolds". "The Fairy Liquid helped" Ant said, "and the lightning missed us". "What lightning" asked Faye, puzzled as she wiped her chin clean of washing up liquid bubbles.
"A flash, gone in a jif, like. You know - my squirty stuff, it..." Faye silenced him with a blow to the groin. "Right! Get this Ant - unless you want your precious jewels crushed. You're going to get your fat ass over to the deli and tell Pip that if he don't pop the pooch's pap he's dead". "OK but first will you
Ceridwen 15-05-2005, 06:53 PM "I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so don't mind me wearing Marigolds". "The Fairy Liquid helped" Ant said, "and the lightning missed us". "What lightning" asked Faye, puzzled as she wiped her chin clean of washing up liquid bubbles.
"A flash, gone in a jif, like. You know - my squirty stuff, it..." Faye silenced him with a blow to the groin. "Right! Get this Ant - unless you want your precious jewels crushed. You're going to get your fat ass over to the deli and tell Pip that if he don't pop the pooch's pap he's dead". "OK but first will you please take your knee out of
Fee For All 15-05-2005, 07:24 PM "I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so don't mind me wearing Marigolds". "The Fairy Liquid helped" Ant said, "and the lightning missed us". "What lightning" asked Faye, puzzled as she wiped her chin clean of washing up liquid bubbles.
"A flash, gone in a jif, like. You know - my squirty stuff, it..." Faye silenced him with a blow to the groin. "Right! Get this Ant - unless you want your precious jewels crushed. You're going to get your fat ass over to the deli and tell Pip that if he don't pop the pooch's pap he's dead". "OK but first will you please take your knee out of your ear as the sight of your
karenh 15-05-2005, 09:27 PM "A flash, gone in a jif, like. You know - my squirty stuff, it..." Faye silenced him with a blow to the groin. "Right! Get this Ant - unless you want your precious jewels crushed. You're going to get your fat ass over to the deli and tell Pip that if he don't pop the pooch's pap he's dead". "OK but first will you please take your knee out of your ear as the sight of your crimson face bent over the
survivorfan 16-05-2005, 08:45 AM "A flash, gone in a jif, like. You know - my squirty stuff, it..." Faye silenced him with a blow to the groin. "Right! Get this Ant - unless you want your precious jewels crushed. You're going to get your fat ass over to the deli and tell Pip that if he don't pop the pooch's pap he's dead". "OK but first will you please take your knee out of your ear as the sight of your crimson face bent over the bed bugs me."
At the deli
"A flash, gone in a jif, like. You know - my squirty stuff, it..." Faye silenced him with a blow to the groin. "Right! Get this Ant - unless you want your precious jewels crushed. You're going to get your fat ass over to the deli and tell Pip that if he don't pop the pooch's pap he's dead". "OK but first will you please take your knee out of your ear as the sight of your crimson face bent over the bed bugs me."
At the deli he sashayed through the door with
Fee For All 16-05-2005, 10:40 PM "A flash, gone in a jif, like. You know - my squirty stuff, it..." Faye silenced him with a blow to the groin. "Right! Get this Ant - unless you want your precious jewels crushed. You're going to get your fat ass over to the deli and tell Pip that if he don't pop the pooch's pap he's dead". "OK but first will you please take your knee out of your ear as the sight of your crimson face bent over the bed bugs me."
At the deli he sashayed through the door with aplomb. It was the plomb that
survivorfan 17-05-2005, 09:28 AM "A flash, gone in a jif, like. You know - my squirty stuff, it..." Faye silenced him with a blow to the groin. "Right! Get this Ant - unless you want your precious jewels crushed. You're going to get your fat ass over to the deli and tell Pip that if he don't pop the pooch's pap he's dead". "OK but first will you please take your knee out of your ear as the sight of your crimson face bent over the bed bugs me."
At the deli he sashayed through the door with aplomb. It was the plomb that did it - Pip saw it and reached
Fee For All 17-05-2005, 10:10 AM At the deli he sashayed through the door with aplomb. It was the plomb that did it - Pip saw it and reached out, grabbing it firmly by
survivorfan 17-05-2005, 03:21 PM At the deli he sashayed through the door with aplomb. It was the plomb that did it - Pip saw it and reached out, grabbing it firmly by the dangly bits. "If you let
Fee For All 17-05-2005, 03:27 PM At the deli he sashayed through the door with aplomb. It was the plomb that did it - Pip saw it and reached out, grabbing it firmly by the dangly bits. "If you let go," squeaked the plomb, " I'll give you
survivorfan 17-05-2005, 03:34 PM At the deli he sashayed through the door with aplomb. It was the plomb that did it - Pip saw it and reached out, grabbing it firmly by the dangly bits. "If you let go," squeaked the plomb, " I'll give you a magic key! It opens
Fee For All 17-05-2005, 03:57 PM At the deli he sashayed through the door with aplomb. It was the plomb that did it - Pip saw it and reached out, grabbing it firmly by the dangly bits. "If you let go," squeaked the plomb, " I'll give you a magic key! It opens Plomb Centre where you will find
survivorfan 17-05-2005, 05:52 PM At the deli he sashayed through the door with aplomb. It was the plomb that did it - Pip saw it and reached out, grabbing it firmly by the dangly bits. "If you let go," squeaked the plomb, " I'll give you a magic key! It opens Plomb Centre where you will find an old map shop. Ask the man
Fee For All 17-05-2005, 08:16 PM At the deli he sashayed through the door with aplomb. It was the plomb that did it - Pip saw it and reached out, grabbing it firmly by the dangly bits. "If you let go," squeaked the plomb, " I'll give you a magic key! It opens Plomb Centre where you will find an old map shop. Ask the man..." The plomb fell silent as his
survivorfan 17-05-2005, 08:25 PM At the deli he sashayed through the door with aplomb. It was the plomb that did it - Pip saw it and reached out, grabbing it firmly by the dangly bits. "If you let go," squeaked the plomb, " I'll give you a magic key! It opens Plomb Centre where you will find an old map shop. Ask the man..." The plomb fell silent as its mouth was covered by Ant's
At the deli he sashayed through the door with aplomb. It was the plomb that did it - Pip saw it and reached out, grabbing it firmly by the dangly bits. "If you let go," squeaked the plomb, " I'll give you a magic key! It opens Plomb Centre where you will find an old map shop. Ask the man..." The plomb fell silent as its mouth was covered by Ant's mackeral and cucumber bap
survivorfan 18-05-2005, 07:28 AM At the deli he sashayed through the door with aplomb. It was the plomb that did it - Pip saw it and reached out, grabbing it firmly by the dangly bits. "If you let go," squeaked the plomb, " I'll give you a magic key! It opens Plomb Centre where you will find an old map shop. Ask the man..." The plomb fell silent as its mouth was covered by Ant's mackeral and cucumber bap.
"Pip - message from Faye. Pop the
Fee For All 18-05-2005, 07:45 AM At the deli he sashayed through the door with aplomb. It was the plomb that did it - Pip saw it and reached out, grabbing it firmly by the dangly bits. "If you let go," squeaked the plomb, " I'll give you a magic key! It opens Plomb Centre where you will find an old map shop. Ask the man..." The plomb fell silent as its mouth was covered by Ant's mackeral and cucumber bap.
"Pip - message from Faye. Pop the weasel." snarled Ant, grinding his
survivorfan 18-05-2005, 08:28 AM At the deli he sashayed through the door with aplomb. It was the plomb that did it - Pip saw it and reached out, grabbing it firmly by the dangly bits. "If you let go," squeaked the plomb, " I'll give you a magic key! It opens Plomb Centre where you will find an old map shop. Ask the man..." The plomb fell silent as its mouth was covered by Ant's mackeral and cucumber bap.
"Pip - message from Faye. Pop the weasel." snarled Ant, grinding his elbow in Pip's quiche. "And when
Fee For All 18-05-2005, 08:51 AM "Pip - message from Faye. Pop the weasel." snarled Ant, grinding his elbow in Pip's quiche. "And when you're done, I want your ass on
"Pip - message from Faye. Pop the weasel." snarled Ant, grinding his elbow in Pip's quiche. "And when you're done, I want your ass on Blackpool Beach. One hour's enough
survivorfan 18-05-2005, 09:11 AM "Pip - message from Faye. Pop the weasel." snarled Ant, grinding his elbow in Pip's quiche. "And when you're done, I want your ass on Blackpool Beach. One hour's enough |