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survivorfan
19-04-2005, 08:00 PM
The brick travelled a slow arc throgh the shop window. Behind the deli counter Pip traced the outline of his stout fingers on the wall to mark
the hand that once woo'ed Sooty. The brick-smashed glass burst into a rendition of "Somewhere In A Field Lies Buried My

Patsy
19-04-2005, 08:44 PM
The brick travelled a slow arc throgh the shop window. Behind the deli counter Pip traced the outline of his stout fingers on the wall to mark
the hand that once woo'ed Sooty. The brick-smashed glass burst into a rendition of "Somewhere In A Field Lies Buried My Beloved Glockenspiel"

survivorfan
19-04-2005, 09:12 PM
The brick travelled a slow arc throgh the shop window. Behind the deli counter Pip traced the outline of his stout fingers on the wall to mark
the hand that once woo'ed Sooty. The brick-smashed glass burst into a rendition of "Somewhere In A Field Lies Buried My Beloved Glockenspiel" which moved many customers

Cat
19-04-2005, 09:20 PM
The brick travelled a slow arc throgh the shop window. Behind the deli counter Pip traced the outline of his stout fingers on the wall to mark
the hand that once woo'ed Sooty. The brick-smashed glass burst into a rendition of "Somewhere In A Field Lies Buried My Beloved Glockenspiel" which moved many customers to stand near the Pukka Pies.

karenh
19-04-2005, 09:23 PM
The brick travelled a slow arc throgh the shop window. Behind the deli counter Pip traced the outline of his stout fingers on the wall to mark
the hand that once woo'ed Sooty. The brick-smashed glass burst into a rendition of "Somewhere In A Field Lies Buried My Beloved Glockenspiel" which moved many customers to stand near the Pukka Pies.

At this point, Anton realised

Cat
19-04-2005, 09:26 PM
The brick travelled a slow arc throgh the shop window. Behind the deli counter Pip traced the outline of his stout fingers on the wall to mark
the hand that once woo'ed Sooty. The brick-smashed glass burst into a rendition of "Somewhere In A Field Lies Buried My Beloved Glockenspiel" which moved many customers to stand near the Pukka Pies.

At this point, Anton realised any escape was useless

Fee For All
19-04-2005, 09:55 PM
The brick travelled a slow arc throgh the shop window. Behind the deli counter Pip traced the outline of his stout fingers on the wall to mark
the hand that once woo'ed Sooty. The brick-smashed glass burst into a rendition of "Somewhere In A Field Lies Buried My Beloved Glockenspiel" which moved many customers to stand near the Pukka Pies.

At this point, Anton realised any escape was useless spelling of ' a nice cape', such

Nox
19-04-2005, 11:39 PM
The brick travelled a slow arc throgh the shop window. Behind the deli counter Pip traced the outline of his stout fingers on the wall to mark the hand that once woo'ed Sooty. The brick-smashed glass burst into a rendition of "Somewhere In A Field Lies Buried My Beloved Glockenspiel" which moved many customers to stand near the Pukka Pies.

At this point, Anton realised any escape was useless spelling of ' a nice cape', such were the effects of the dose

Fee For All
19-04-2005, 11:44 PM
The brick travelled a slow arc throgh the shop window. Behind the deli counter Pip traced the outline of his stout fingers on the wall to mark the hand that once woo'ed Sooty. The brick-smashed glass burst into a rendition of "Somewhere In A Field Lies Buried My Beloved Glockenspiel" which moved many customers to stand near the Pukka Pies.

At this point, Anton realised any escape was useless spelling of ' a nice cape', such were the effects of the dose of clap that he had contract

Nox
19-04-2005, 11:51 PM
The brick travelled a slow arc throgh the shop window. Behind the deli counter Pip traced the outline of his stout fingers on the wall to mark the hand that once woo'ed Sooty. The brick-smashed glass burst into a rendition of "Somewhere In A Field Lies Buried My Beloved Glockenspiel" which moved many customers to stand near the Pukka Pies.

At this point, Anton realised any escape was useless spelling of ' a nice cape', such were the effects of the dose of clap that he had contracted out of SERPS at the first

Cat
20-04-2005, 05:26 AM
The brick travelled a slow arc throgh the shop window. Behind the deli counter Pip traced the outline of his stout fingers on the wall to mark the hand that once woo'ed Sooty. The brick-smashed glass burst into a rendition of "Somewhere In A Field Lies Buried My Beloved Glockenspiel" which moved many customers to stand near the Pukka Pies.

At this point, Anton realised any escape was useless spelling of ' a nice cape', such were the effects of the dose of clap that he had contracted out of SERPS at the first dawn. He went up stairs to pack

survivorfan
20-04-2005, 07:13 AM
The brick travelled a slow arc throgh the shop window. Behind the deli counter Pip traced the outline of his stout fingers on the wall to mark the hand that once woo'ed Sooty. The brick-smashed glass burst into a rendition of "Somewhere In A Field Lies Buried My Beloved Glockenspiel" which moved many customers to stand near the Pukka Pies.

At this point, Anton realised any escape was useless spelling of ' a nice cape', such were the effects of the dose of clap that he had contracted out of SERPS at the first dawn. He went up stairs to pack his antique duelling pistols

karenh
20-04-2005, 09:41 AM
At this point, Anton realised any escape was useless spelling of ' a nice cape', such were the effects of the dose of clap that he had contracted out of SERPS at the first dawn. He went up stairs to pack his antique duelling pistols with the sole intention of

survivorfan
20-04-2005, 11:10 AM
At this point, Anton realised any escape was useless spelling of ' a nice cape', such were the effects of the dose of clap that he had contracted out of SERPS at the first dawn. He went up stairs to pack his antique duelling pistols with the sole intention of challenging Fiona to

karenh
20-04-2005, 11:17 AM
At this point, Anton realised any escape was useless spelling of ' a nice cape', such were the effects of the dose of clap that he had contracted out of SERPS at the first dawn. He went up stairs to pack his antique duelling pistols with the sole intention of challenging Fiona to clean and polish them until

survivorfan
20-04-2005, 11:33 AM
At this point, Anton realised any escape was useless spelling of ' a nice cape', such were the effects of the dose of clap that he had contracted out of SERPS at the first dawn. He went up stairs to pack his antique duelling pistols with the sole intention of challenging Fiona to clean and polish them until the twelfth of Never, that's when

dab
21-04-2005, 09:51 AM
At this point, Anton realised any escape was useless spelling of ' a nice cape', such were the effects of the dose of clap that he had contracted out of SERPS at the first dawn. He went up stairs to pack his antique duelling pistols with the sole intention of challenging Fiona to clean and polish them until the twelfth of Never, that's when he heard the creaking again.

karenh
21-04-2005, 03:55 PM
He went up stairs to pack his antique duelling pistols with the sole intention of challenging Fiona to clean and polish them until the twelfth of Never, that's when he heard the creaking again.

"Stone the Crows", he thought, that must

Fee For All
21-04-2005, 05:02 PM
He went up stairs to pack his antique duelling pistols with the sole intention of challenging Fiona to clean and polish them until the twelfth of Never, that's when he heard the creaking again.

"Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band

karenh
21-04-2005, 09:07 PM
He went up stairs to pack his antique duelling pistols with the sole intention of challenging Fiona to clean and polish them until the twelfth of Never, that's when he heard the creaking again.

"Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake

Fee For All
21-04-2005, 09:22 PM
He went up stairs to pack his antique duelling pistols with the sole intention of challenging Fiona to clean and polish them until the twelfth of Never, that's when he heard the creaking again.

"Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake. "Bone your toes!" Of course - that way

Nox
21-04-2005, 11:02 PM
He went up stairs to pack his antique duelling pistols with the sole intention of challenging Fiona to clean and polish them until the twelfth of Never, that's when he heard the creaking again.

"Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake. "Bone your toes!" Of course - that way he could create a tasty

Fee For All
21-04-2005, 11:23 PM
He went up stairs to pack his antique duelling pistols with the sole intention of challenging Fiona to clean and polish them until the twelfth of Never, that's when he heard the creaking again.

"Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake. "Bone your toes!" Of course - that way he could create a tasty topping for the sole he'd bought

survivorfan
22-04-2005, 10:49 AM
He went up stairs to pack his antique duelling pistols with the sole intention of challenging Fiona to clean and polish them until the twelfth of Never, that's when he heard the creaking again.

"Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake. "Bone your toes!" Of course - that way he could create a tasty topping for the sole he'd bought from Pip. Pip! Suddenly Ant

karenh
22-04-2005, 08:58 PM
"Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake. "Bone your toes!" Of course - that way he could create a tasty topping for the sole he'd bought from Pip. Pip! Suddenly Ant created the topping by

Fee For All
22-04-2005, 09:04 PM
"Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake. "Bone your toes!" Of course - that way he could create a tasty topping for the sole he'd bought from Pip. Pip! Suddenly Ant created the topping by taking two plums and tossing

Cat
23-04-2005, 10:37 AM
"Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake. "Bone your toes!" Of course - that way he could create a tasty topping for the sole he'd bought from Pip. Pip! Suddenly Ant created the topping by taking two plums and tossing his hamster up in the air
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Fee For All
23-04-2005, 01:43 PM
"Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake. "Bone your toes!" Of course - that way he could create a tasty topping for the sole he'd bought from Pip. Pip! Suddenly Ant created the topping by taking two plums and tossing his hamster up in the air to loosen its bowels. With

Cat
23-04-2005, 02:08 PM
"Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake. "Bone your toes!" Of course - that way he could create a tasty topping for the sole he'd bought from Pip. Pip! Suddenly Ant created the topping by taking two plums and tossing his hamster up in the air to loosen its bowels. With a deafening SPLAT! the

Fee For All
23-04-2005, 02:21 PM
"Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake. "Bone your toes!" Of course - that way he could create a tasty topping for the sole he'd bought from Pip. Pip! Suddenly Ant created the topping by taking two plums and tossing his hamster up in the air to loosen its bowels. With a deafening SPLAT! the luckless creature collided

Nox
23-04-2005, 03:03 PM
"Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake. "Bone your toes!" Of course - that way he could create a tasty topping for the sole he'd bought from Pip. Pip! Suddenly Ant created the topping by taking two plums and tossing his hamster up in the air to loosen its bowels. With a deafening SPLAT! the luckless creature collided with a mile wide asteroid

Cat
23-04-2005, 03:04 PM
"Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake. "Bone your toes!" Of course - that way he could create a tasty topping for the sole he'd bought from Pip. Pip! Suddenly Ant created the topping by taking two plums and tossing his hamster up in the air to loosen its bowels. With a deafening SPLAT! the luckless creature collided with a mile wide astroid wearing Normal1's crusty

Fee For All
23-04-2005, 03:25 PM
"Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake. "Bone your toes!" Of course - that way he could create a tasty topping for the sole he'd bought from Pip. Pip! Suddenly Ant created the topping by taking two plums and tossing his hamster up in the air to loosen its bowels. With a deafening SPLAT! the luckless creature collided with a mile wide astroid wearing Normal1's crusty, pebble-dashed yet strangely frag

Cat
23-04-2005, 03:45 PM
"Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake. "Bone your toes!" Of course - that way he could create a tasty topping for the sole he'd bought from Pip. Pip! Suddenly Ant created the topping by taking two plums and tossing his hamster up in the air to loosen its bowels. With a deafening SPLAT! the luckless creature collided with a mile wide astroid wearing Normal1's crusty, pebble-dashed yet strangely fragrent Y Fronts. AHOY! called the

Fee For All
23-04-2005, 03:47 PM
"Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake. "Bone your toes!" Of course - that way he could create a tasty topping for the sole he'd bought from Pip. Pip! Suddenly Ant created the topping by taking two plums and tossing his hamster up in the air to loosen its bowels. With a deafening SPLAT! the luckless creature collided with a mile wide astroid wearing Normal1's crusty, pebble-dashed yet strangely fragrent Y Fronts. AHOY! called the now burberry topped, pur

Cat
23-04-2005, 04:36 PM
"Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake. "Bone your toes!" Of course - that way he could create a tasty topping for the sole he'd bought from Pip. Pip! Suddenly Ant created the topping by taking two plums and tossing his hamster up in the air to loosen its bowels. With a deafening SPLAT! the luckless creature collided with a mile wide astroid wearing Normal1's crusty, pebble-dashed yet strangely fragrent Y Fronts. AHOY! called the now burberry topped, purvert; look at my lovely hat

Fee For All
23-04-2005, 04:54 PM
"Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake. "Bone your toes!" Of course - that way he could create a tasty topping for the sole he'd bought from Pip. Pip! Suddenly Ant created the topping by taking two plums and tossing his hamster up in the air to loosen its bowels. With a deafening SPLAT! the luckless creature collided with a mile wide astroid wearing Normal1's crusty, pebble-dashed yet strangely fragrent Y Fronts. "AHOY!" called the now burberry topped, purvert; "look at my lovely hat!"

The pube-trimmed titfer was in

Cat
23-04-2005, 05:04 PM
"Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake. "Bone your toes!" Of course - that way he could create a tasty topping for the sole he'd bought from Pip. Pip! Suddenly Ant created the topping by taking two plums and tossing his hamster up in the air to loosen its bowels. With a deafening SPLAT! the luckless creature collided with a mile wide astroid wearing Normal1's crusty, pebble-dashed yet strangely fragrent Y Fronts. "AHOY!" called the now burberry topped, purvert; "look at my lovely hat!"

The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, infact he

Fee For All
23-04-2005, 05:41 PM
"Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake. "Bone your toes!" Of course - that way he could create a tasty topping for the sole he'd bought from Pip. Pip! Suddenly Ant created the topping by taking two plums and tossing his hamster up in the air to loosen its bowels. With a deafening SPLAT! the luckless creature collided with a mile wide astroid wearing Normal1's crusty, pebble-dashed yet strangely fragrent Y Fronts. "AHOY!" called the now burberry topped, purvert; "look at my lovely hat!"

The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than

Cat
23-04-2005, 05:49 PM
"Stone the Crows", he thought, "that must be a feisty rock/blues band". Then he realised his mistake. "Bone your toes!" Of course - that way he could create a tasty topping for the sole he'd bought from Pip. Pip! Suddenly Ant created the topping by taking two plums and tossing his hamster up in the air to loosen its bowels. With a deafening SPLAT! the luckless creature collided with a mile wide astroid wearing Normal1's crusty, pebble-dashed yet strangely fragrent Y Fronts. "AHOY!" called the now burberry topped, purvert; "look at my lovely hat!"

The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger

Fee For All
23-04-2005, 05:59 PM
The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at

Nox
23-04-2005, 07:52 PM
The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter,

Fee For All
23-04-2005, 07:54 PM
The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, and removing a stray hair

Cat
24-04-2005, 06:06 AM
The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, and removing a stray hair from his teeth, he hitched up his

Nox
24-04-2005, 12:52 PM
The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, and removing a stray hair from his teeth, he hitched up his goat to the trap, shouted "walk

Fee For All
24-04-2005, 01:24 PM
The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, and removing a stray hair from his teeth, he hitched up his goat to the trap, shouted "walk this way!" and proceeded to

Cat
25-04-2005, 06:29 AM
The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, and removing a stray hair from his teeth, he hitched up his goat to the trap, shouted "walk this way!" and proceeded to chasse like a gillyflower

Fee For All
25-04-2005, 06:31 AM
The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, and removing a stray hair from his teeth, he hitched up his goat to the trap, shouted "walk this way!" and proceeded to chasse like a gillyflower on hallucinogenics

Cat
25-04-2005, 06:29 PM
The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, and removing a stray hair from his teeth, he hitched up his goat to the trap, shouted "walk this way!" and proceeded to chasse like a gillyflower on hallucinogenics. "We all live on a yellow

Patsy
25-04-2005, 07:59 PM
The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, and removing a stray hair from his teeth, he hitched up his goat to the trap, shouted "walk this way!" and proceeded to chasse like a gillyflower on hallucinogenics. "We all live on a yellow eiderdown" he tooted on

Fee For All
25-04-2005, 08:13 PM
The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, and removing a stray hair from his teeth, he hitched up his goat to the trap, shouted "walk this way!" and proceeded to chasse like a gillyflower on hallucinogenics. "We all live on a yellow eiderdown" he tooted on the large horn of a passing

Cat
25-04-2005, 09:47 PM
The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, and removing a stray hair from his teeth, he hitched up his goat to the trap, shouted "walk this way!" and proceeded to chasse like a gillyflower on hallucinogenics. "We all live on a yellow eiderdown" he tooted on the large horn of a passing unicycle. The lady

survivorfan
26-04-2005, 01:51 PM
The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, and removing a stray hair from his teeth, he hitched up his goat to the trap, shouted "walk this way!" and proceeded to chasse like a gillyflower on hallucinogenics. "We all live on a yellow eiderdown" he tooted on the large horn of a passing unicycle. The lady fire eater who lived above

Cat
26-04-2005, 05:31 PM
The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, and removing a stray hair from his teeth, he hitched up his goat to the trap, shouted "walk this way!" and proceeded to chasse like a gillyflower on hallucinogenics. "We all live on a yellow eiderdown" he tooted on the large horn of a passing unicycle. The lady fire eater who lived above
Don's Large Kebabs was leaning

Nox
26-04-2005, 06:23 PM
The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, and removing a stray hair from his teeth, he hitched up his goat to the trap, shouted "walk this way!" and proceeded to chasse like a gillyflower on hallucinogenics. "We all live on a yellow eiderdown" he tooted on the large horn of a passing unicycle. The lady fire eater who lived above Don's Large Kebabs was leaning into the wind caused by the

Cat
26-04-2005, 07:21 PM
The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, and removing a stray hair from his teeth, he hitched up his goat to the trap, shouted "walk this way!" and proceeded to chasse like a gillyflower on hallucinogenics. "We all live on a yellow eiderdown" he tooted on the large horn of a passing unicycle. The lady fire eater who lived above Don's Large Kebabs was leaning into the wind caused by the gale from Hurricane Susie

Patsy
26-04-2005, 08:58 PM
The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, and removing a stray hair from his teeth, he hitched up his goat to the trap, shouted "walk this way!" and proceeded to chasse like a gillyflower on hallucinogenics. "We all live on a yellow eiderdown" he tooted on the large horn of a passing unicycle. The lady fire eater who lived above Don's Large Kebabs was leaning into the wind caused by the gale from Hurricane Susie. Her name was Elsie Grimshaw

Fee For All
26-04-2005, 09:30 PM
The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, and removing a stray hair from his teeth, he hitched up his goat to the trap, shouted "walk this way!" and proceeded to chasse like a gillyflower on hallucinogenics. "We all live on a yellow eiderdown" he tooted on the large horn of a passing unicycle. The lady fire eater who lived above Don's Large Kebabs was leaning into the wind caused by the gale from Hurricane Susie. Her name was Elsie Grimshaw and nature had bestowed her

survivorfan
27-04-2005, 07:17 AM
The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, and removing a stray hair from his teeth, he hitched up his goat to the trap, shouted "walk this way!" and proceeded to chasse like a gillyflower on hallucinogenics. "We all live on a yellow eiderdown" he tooted on the large horn of a passing unicycle. The lady fire eater who lived above Don's Large Kebabs was leaning into the wind caused by the gale from Hurricane Susie. Her name was Elsie Grimshaw and nature had bestowed her with an unusually large

Fee For All
27-04-2005, 09:46 AM
The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, and removing a stray hair from his teeth, he hitched up his goat to the trap, shouted "walk this way!" and proceeded to chasse like a gillyflower on hallucinogenics. "We all live on a yellow eiderdown" he tooted on the large horn of a passing unicycle. The lady fire eater who lived above Don's Large Kebabs was leaning into the wind caused by the gale from Hurricane Susie. Her name was Elsie Grimshaw and nature had bestowed her with an unusually large wart, that was growing on her

survivorfan
27-04-2005, 10:11 AM
The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, and removing a stray hair from his teeth, he hitched up his goat to the trap, shouted "walk this way!" and proceeded to chasse like a gillyflower on hallucinogenics. "We all live on a yellow eiderdown" he tooted on the large horn of a passing unicycle. The lady fire eater who lived above Don's Large Kebabs was leaning into the wind caused by the gale from Hurricane Susie. Her name was Elsie Grimshaw and nature had bestowed her with an unusually large wart, that was growing on her face. It was a magic wart!

Patsy
27-04-2005, 11:05 AM
The pube-trimmed titfer was in a spendid mood, in fact he was indeed perkier than when he shafted the ginger tom from next door. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, and removing a stray hair from his teeth, he hitched up his goat to the trap, shouted "walk this way!" and proceeded to chasse like a gillyflower on hallucinogenics. "We all live on a yellow eiderdown" he tooted on the large horn of a passing unicycle. The lady fire eater who lived above Don's Large Kebabs was leaning into the wind caused by the gale from Hurricane Susie. Her name was Elsie Grimshaw and nature had bestowed her with an unusually large wart, that was growing on her face. It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and

Fee For All
27-04-2005, 11:23 AM
It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and

survivorfan
27-04-2005, 01:43 PM
It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of

Nox
27-04-2005, 05:05 PM
It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state

survivorfan
27-04-2005, 05:16 PM
It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state but Elsie's wart was home

Cat
27-04-2005, 05:52 PM
It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state but Elsie's wart was home to sixteen homeless people.

Fee For All
27-04-2005, 06:14 PM
It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state but Elsie's wart was home to sixteen homeless people. This was no big issue to

Cat
27-04-2005, 06:25 PM
It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state but Elsie's wart was home to sixteen homeless people. This was no big issue to Gordon Brown who hoped to be

Fee For All
27-04-2005, 06:31 PM
It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state but Elsie's wart was home to sixteen homeless people. This was no big issue to Gordon Brown who hoped to be shortly swapping his large red

Cat
27-04-2005, 06:44 PM
It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state but Elsie's wart was home to sixteen homeless people. This was no big issue to Gordon Brown who hoped to be shortly swapping his large red brief case for a tapesty

Fee For All
27-04-2005, 06:55 PM
It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state but Elsie's wart was home to sixteen homeless people. This was no big issue to Gordon Brown who hoped to be shortly swapping his large red brief case for a tapesty coat with co-ordinating

Cat
27-04-2005, 08:30 PM
It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state but Elsie's wart was home to sixteen homeless people. This was no big issue to Gordon Brown who hoped to be shortly swapping his large red brief case for a tapesty coat with co-ordinating
penis pouch. However, he

Fee For All
27-04-2005, 09:05 PM
It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state but Elsie's wart was home to sixteen homeless people. This was no big issue to Gordon Brown who hoped to be shortly swapping his large red brief case for a tapesty coat with co-ordinating
penis pouch. However, he had forgotten to allow

Cat
27-04-2005, 09:22 PM
It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state but Elsie's wart was home to sixteen homeless people. This was no big issue to Gordon Brown who hoped to be shortly swapping his large red brief case for a tapesty coat with co-ordinating
penis pouch. However, he had forgotten to allow for leakage, so he lined it

Fee For All
27-04-2005, 09:45 PM
It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state but Elsie's wart was home to sixteen homeless people. This was no big issue to Gordon Brown who hoped to be shortly swapping his large red brief case for a tapesty coat with co-ordinating
penis pouch. However, he had forgotten to allow for leakage, so he lined it with Patsy's Patented Pee

Cat
28-04-2005, 05:44 AM
It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state but Elsie's wart was home to sixteen homeless people. This was no big issue to Gordon Brown who hoped to be shortly swapping his large red brief case for a tapesty coat with co-ordinating
penis pouch. However, he had forgotten to allow for leakage, so he lined it with Patsy's Patented Pee and straw, put on his hat and

survivorfan
28-04-2005, 11:15 AM
It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state but Elsie's wart was home to sixteen homeless people. This was no big issue to Gordon Brown who hoped to be shortly swapping his large red brief case for a tapesty coat with co-ordinating
penis pouch. However, he had forgotten to allow for leakage, so he lined it with Patsy's Patented Pee and straw, put on his hat and, armed with wart remover, set

Fee For All
28-04-2005, 11:29 AM
It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state but Elsie's wart was home to sixteen homeless people. This was no big issue to Gordon Brown who hoped to be shortly swapping his large red brief case for a tapesty coat with co-ordinating
penis pouch. However, he had forgotten to allow for leakage, so he lined it with Patsy's Patented Pee and straw, put on his hat and, armed with wart remover, set off for Brighton where he would

Patsy
28-04-2005, 12:55 PM
It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state but Elsie's wart was home to sixteen homeless people. This was no big issue to Gordon Brown who hoped to be shortly swapping his large red brief case for a tapesty coat with co-ordinating
penis pouch. However, he had forgotten to allow for leakage, so he lined it with Patsy's Patented Pee and straw, put on his hat and, armed with wart remover, set off for Brighton where he would live with a man called Susan

Fee For All
28-04-2005, 04:57 PM
It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state but Elsie's wart was home to sixteen homeless people. This was no big issue to Gordon Brown who hoped to be shortly swapping his large red brief case for a tapesty coat with co-ordinating
penis pouch. However, he had forgotten to allow for leakage, so he lined it with Patsy's Patented Pee and straw, put on his hat and, armed with wart remover, set off for Brighton where he would live with a man called Susan in a bijou flat full of

Patsy
28-04-2005, 05:06 PM
It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state but Elsie's wart was home to sixteen homeless people. This was no big issue to Gordon Brown who hoped to be shortly swapping his large red brief case for a tapesty coat with co-ordinating
penis pouch. However, he had forgotten to allow for leakage, so he lined it with Patsy's Patented Pee and straw, put on his hat and, armed with wart remover, set off for Brighton where he would live with a man called Susan in a bijou flat full of the bodies of leprechauns

Fee For All
28-04-2005, 05:15 PM
It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state but Elsie's wart was home to sixteen homeless people. This was no big issue to Gordon Brown who hoped to be shortly swapping his large red brief case for a tapesty coat with co-ordinating
penis pouch. However, he had forgotten to allow for leakage, so he lined it with Patsy's Patented Pee and straw, put on his hat and, armed with wart remover, set off for Brighton where he would live with a man called Susan in a bijou flat full of the bodies of leprechauns, victims of the Hove homo

survivorfan
29-04-2005, 05:36 PM
It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state but Elsie's wart was home to sixteen homeless people. This was no big issue to Gordon Brown who hoped to be shortly swapping his large red brief case for a tapesty coat with co-ordinating
penis pouch. However, he had forgotten to allow for leakage, so he lined it with Patsy's Patented Pee and straw, put on his hat and, armed with wart remover, set off for Brighton where he would live with a man called Susan in a bijou flat full of the bodies of leprechauns, victims of the Hove homo. As he parked his car outside

Cat
30-04-2005, 09:43 AM
It was a magic wart! It had its own climate and indigenous flora and fauna. A family of thirteen can live off the state but Elsie's wart was home to sixteen homeless people. This was no big issue to Gordon Brown who hoped to be shortly swapping his large red brief case for a tapesty coat with co-ordinating
penis pouch. However, he had forgotten to allow for leakage, so he lined it with Patsy's Patented Pee and straw, put on his hat and, armed with wart remover, set off for Brighton where he would live with a man called Susan in a bijou flat full of the bodies of leprechauns, victims of the Hove homo.

As he parked his car outside a Russian in a Tu Tu

survivorfan
30-04-2005, 09:49 AM
As he parked his car outside a Russian in a Tu Tu Tupperware suit st-stammered

Patsy
30-04-2005, 05:10 PM
As he parked his car outside, a Russian in a Tu Tu Tupperware suit st-stammered n-n-nervously until

Cat
30-04-2005, 07:01 PM
As he parked his car outside, a Russian in a Tu Tu Tupperware suit st-stammered n-n-nervously until he opened his Phrase book and

Patsy
30-04-2005, 10:12 PM
As he parked his car outside, a Russian in a Tu Tu Tupperware suit st-stammered n-n-nervously until he opened his Phrase book and out of it fell some very

Cat
01-05-2005, 05:53 AM
As he parked his car outside, a Russian in a Tu Tu Tupperware suit st-stammered n-n-nervously until he opened his Phrase book and out of it fell some very small people. Ah! he exclaimed

Patsy
01-05-2005, 10:15 AM
As he parked his car outside, a Russian in a Tu Tu Tupperware suit st-stammered n-n-nervously until he opened his Phrase book and out of it fell some very small people. Ah! he exclaimed "My helicopter is full

survivorfan
01-05-2005, 10:25 AM
As he parked his car outside, a Russian in a Tu Tu Tupperware suit st-stammered n-n-nervously until he opened his Phrase book and out of it fell some very small people. Ah! he exclaimed "My helicopter is full of horse nipples and maypoles"

dab
01-05-2005, 11:06 AM
As he parked his car outside, a Russian in a Tu Tu Tupperware suit st-stammered n-n-nervously until he opened his Phrase book and out of it fell some very small people. Ah! he exclaimed "My helicopter is full of horse nipples and maypoles."

Sergio, ex-KGB

Cat
01-05-2005, 02:53 PM
As he parked his car outside, a Russian in a Tu Tu Tupperware suit st-stammered n-n-nervously until he opened his Phrase book and out of it fell some very small people. Ah! he exclaimed "My helicopter is full of horse nipples and maypoles."

Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated

Fee For All
01-05-2005, 05:19 PM
As he parked his car outside, a Russian in a Tu Tu Tupperware suit st-stammered n-n-nervously until he opened his Phrase book and out of it fell some very small people. Ah! he exclaimed "My helicopter is full of horse nipples and maypoles."

Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated, international play

survivorfan
01-05-2005, 05:31 PM
As he parked his car outside, a Russian in a Tu Tu Tupperware suit st-stammered n-n-nervously until he opened his Phrase book and out of it fell some very small people. Ah! he exclaimed "My helicopter is full of horse nipples and maypoles."

Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated, international plaything, pulled a photo of Faye

Fee For All
01-05-2005, 05:34 PM
As he parked his car outside, a Russian in a Tu Tu Tupperware suit st-stammered n-n-nervously until he opened his Phrase book and out of it fell some very small people. Ah! he exclaimed "My helicopter is full of horse nipples and maypoles."

Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated, international plaything, pulled a photo of Faye. It was the first thing he'd pulled

Cat
02-05-2005, 06:06 AM
As he parked his car outside, a Russian in a Tu Tu Tupperware suit st-stammered n-n-nervously until he opened his Phrase book and out of it fell some very small people. Ah! he exclaimed "My helicopter is full of horse nipples and maypoles."

Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated, international plaything, pulled a photo of Faye. It was the first thing he'd pulled since the last revolution
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survivorfan
02-05-2005, 07:50 AM
Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated, international plaything, pulled a photo of Faye. It was the first thing he'd pulled since the last revolution when he'd yanked a bell rope and

Fee For All
02-05-2005, 12:41 PM
Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated, international plaything, pulled a photo of Faye. It was the first thing he'd pulled since the last revolution when he'd yanked a bell rope and a hunchback with a huge red

survivorfan
02-05-2005, 05:51 PM
Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated, international plaything, pulled a photo of Faye. It was the first thing he'd pulled since the last revolution when he'd yanked a bell rope and a hunchback with a huge red face said "I've just been tolled off"

Nox
02-05-2005, 07:31 PM
Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated, international plaything, pulled a photo of Faye. It was the first thing he'd pulled since the last revolution when he'd yanked a bell rope and a hunchback with a huge red face said "I've just been tolled off". He licked the photo until

Cat
02-05-2005, 07:33 PM
Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated, international plaything, pulled a photo of Faye. It was the first thing he'd pulled since the last revolution when he'd yanked a bell rope and a hunchback with a huge red face said "I've just been tolled off". He licked the photo until Fairy God Mother Appeared

karenh
02-05-2005, 08:31 PM
Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated, international plaything, pulled a photo of Faye. It was the first thing he'd pulled since the last revolution when he'd yanked a bell rope and a hunchback with a huge red face said "I've just been tolled off". He licked the photo until Fairy God Mother Appeared, which was an anagram for

survivorfan
03-05-2005, 12:53 PM
Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated, international plaything, pulled a photo of Faye. It was the first thing he'd pulled since the last revolution when he'd yanked a bell rope and a hunchback with a huge red face said "I've just been tolled off". He licked the photo until Fairy God Mother Appeared, which was an anagram for if Ray go rod them deer papa.

dab
03-05-2005, 01:27 PM
Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated, international plaything, pulled a photo of Faye. It was the first thing he'd pulled since the last revolution when he'd yanked a bell rope and a hunchback with a huge red face said "I've just been tolled off". He licked the photo until Fairy God Mother Appeared, which was an anagram for if Ray go rod them deer papa. His tradecraft was rusty, but

Nox
03-05-2005, 05:48 PM
Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated, international plaything, pulled a photo of Faye. It was the first thing he'd pulled since the last revolution when he'd yanked a bell rope and a hunchback with a huge red face said "I've just been tolled off". He licked the photo until Fairy God Mother Appeared, which was an anagram for if Ray go rod them deer papa. His tradecraft was rusty, but Ray's rod was shiny and

Fee For All
03-05-2005, 05:50 PM
Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated, international plaything, pulled a photo of Faye. It was the first thing he'd pulled since the last revolution when he'd yanked a bell rope and a hunchback with a huge red face said "I've just been tolled off". He licked the photo until Fairy God Mother Appeared, which was an anagram for if Ray go rod them deer papa. His tradecraft was rusty, but Ray's rod was shiny and those deer needed brightening

Patsy
03-05-2005, 07:11 PM
Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated, international plaything, pulled a photo of Faye. It was the first thing he'd pulled since the last revolution when he'd yanked a bell rope and a hunchback with a huge red face said "I've just been tolled off". He licked the photo until Fairy God Mother Appeared, which was an anagram for if Ray go rod them deer papa. His tradecraft was rusty, but Ray's rod was shiny and those deer needed brightening. Deer buffing was frowned upon

survivorfan
03-05-2005, 07:18 PM
Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated, international plaything, pulled a photo of Faye. It was the first thing he'd pulled since the last revolution when he'd yanked a bell rope and a hunchback with a huge red face said "I've just been tolled off". He licked the photo until Fairy God Mother Appeared, which was an anagram for if Ray go rod them deer papa. His tradecraft was rusty, but Ray's rod was shiny and those deer needed brightening. Deer buffing was frowned upon in East Anglia but with

Patsy
03-05-2005, 07:25 PM
Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated, international plaything, pulled a photo of Faye. It was the first thing he'd pulled since the last revolution when he'd yanked a bell rope and a hunchback with a huge red face said "I've just been tolled off". He licked the photo until Fairy God Mother Appeared, which was an anagram for if Ray go rod them deer papa. His tradecraft was rusty, but Ray's rod was shiny and those deer needed brightening. Deer buffing was frowned upon in East Anglia but with Derek and Norman from Dave's

survivorfan
03-05-2005, 07:29 PM
Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated, international plaything, pulled a photo of Faye. It was the first thing he'd pulled since the last revolution when he'd yanked a bell rope and a hunchback with a huge red face said "I've just been tolled off". He licked the photo until Fairy God Mother Appeared, which was an anagram for if Ray go rod them deer papa. His tradecraft was rusty, but Ray's rod was shiny and those deer needed brightening. Deer buffing was frowned upon in East Anglia but with Derek and Norman from Dave's Deer Buffing Shop as mates, Ray

dab
04-05-2005, 11:00 AM
Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated, international plaything, pulled a photo of Faye. It was the first thing he'd pulled since the last revolution when he'd yanked a bell rope and a hunchback with a huge red face said "I've just been tolled off". He licked the photo until Fairy God Mother Appeared, which was an anagram for if Ray go rod them deer papa. His tradecraft was rusty, but Ray's rod was shiny and those deer needed brightening. Deer buffing was frowned upon in East Anglia but with Derek and Norman from Dave's Deer Buffing Shop as mates, Ray knew where hides could be hidden.

survivorfan
04-05-2005, 11:04 AM
Sergio, ex-KGB, public school educated, international plaything, pulled a photo of Faye. It was the first thing he'd pulled since the last revolution when he'd yanked a bell rope and a hunchback with a huge red face said "I've just been tolled off". He licked the photo until Fairy God Mother Appeared, which was an anagram for if Ray go rod them deer papa. His tradecraft was rusty, but Ray's rod was shiny and those deer needed brightening. Deer buffing was frowned upon in East Anglia but with Derek and Norman from Dave's Deer Buffing Shop as mates, Ray knew where hides could be hidden.

Grasping a Swiss Army knife,

dab
04-05-2005, 11:06 AM
Grasping a Swiss Army knife, Serg trimmed his nostril hair close

survivorfan
04-05-2005, 11:23 AM
Grasping a Swiss Army knife, Serg trimmed his nostril hair close to the skin, making him look

Fee For All
04-05-2005, 11:27 AM
Grasping a Swiss Army knife, Serg trimmed his nostril hair close to the skin, making him look through teary eyes when he cut

survivorfan
04-05-2005, 12:15 PM
Grasping a Swiss Army knife, Serg trimmed his nostril hair close to the skin, making him look through teary eyes when he cut an artery. Spurting blood

Fee For All
04-05-2005, 12:23 PM
Grasping a Swiss Army knife, Serg trimmed his nostril hair close to the skin, making him look through teary eyes when he cut an artery. Spurting Blood, the renowned Apache witch

survivorfan
04-05-2005, 12:25 PM
Grasping a Swiss Army knife, Serg trimmed his nostril hair close to the skin, making him look through teary eyes when he cut an artery. Spurting Blood, the renowned Apache witch, crashed through a window, grabbed Serge's

Fee For All
04-05-2005, 12:28 PM
Grasping a Swiss Army knife, Serg trimmed his nostril hair close to the skin, making him look through teary eyes when he cut an artery. Spurting Blood, the renowned Apache witch, crashed through a window, grabbed Serge's remaining nasal hair and

survivorfan
04-05-2005, 03:04 PM
Grasping a Swiss Army knife, Serg trimmed his nostril hair close to the skin, making him look through teary eyes when he cut an artery. Spurting Blood, the renowned Apache witch, crashed through a window, grabbed Serge's remaining nasal hair and lit it with his Zippo. Flames

Fee For All
04-05-2005, 04:34 PM
Grasping a Swiss Army knife, Serg trimmed his nostril hair close to the skin, making him look through teary eyes when he cut an artery. Spurting Blood, the renowned Apache witch, crashed through a window, grabbed Serge's remaining nasal hair and lit it with his Zippo. Flames licked up his face, igniting

TheBigBadDog
04-05-2005, 05:15 PM
Grasping a Swiss Army knife, Serg trimmed his nostril hair close to the skin, making him look through teary eyes when he cut an artery. Spurting Blood, the renowned Apache witch, crashed through a window, grabbed Serge's remaining nasal hair and lit it with his Zippo. Flames licked up his face, igniting
his ginger moustache causing..

survivorfan
04-05-2005, 05:20 PM
Grasping a Swiss Army knife, Serg trimmed his nostril hair close to the skin, making him look through teary eyes when he cut an artery. Spurting Blood, the renowned Apache witch, crashed through a window, grabbed Serge's remaining nasal hair and lit it with his Zippo. Flames licked up his face, igniting
his ginger moustache causing the driver of a passing

dab
04-05-2005, 05:24 PM
Grasping a Swiss Army knife, Serg trimmed his nostril hair close to the skin, making him look through teary eyes when he cut an artery. Spurting Blood, the renowned Apache witch, crashed through a window, grabbed Serge's remaining nasal hair and lit it with his Zippo. Flames licked up his face, igniting
his ginger moustache causing the driver of a passing dirigible to swerve hard,

Nox
04-05-2005, 05:49 PM
Grasping a Swiss Army knife, Serg trimmed his nostril hair close to the skin, making him look through teary eyes when he cut an artery. Spurting Blood, the renowned Apache witch, crashed through a window, grabbed Serge's remaining nasal hair and lit it with his Zippo. Flames licked up his face, igniting his ginger moustache causing the driver of a passing dirigible to swerve hard, avoiding a large flock of

Fee For All
04-05-2005, 06:05 PM
Grasping a Swiss Army knife, Serg trimmed his nostril hair close to the skin, making him look through teary eyes when he cut an artery. Spurting Blood, the renowned Apache witch, crashed through a window, grabbed Serge's remaining nasal hair and lit it with his Zippo. Flames licked up his face, igniting his ginger moustache causing the driver of a passing dirigible to swerve hard, avoiding a large flock of seagulls clad in pink and black

dab
05-05-2005, 09:35 AM
Grasping a Swiss Army knife, Serg trimmed his nostril hair close to the skin, making him look through teary eyes when he cut an artery. Spurting Blood, the renowned Apache witch, crashed through a window, grabbed Serge's remaining nasal hair and lit it with his Zippo. Flames licked up his face, igniting his ginger moustache causing the driver of a passing dirigible to swerve hard, avoiding a large flock of seagulls clad in pink and black lace with glimpses of lycra

Patsy
05-05-2005, 09:43 AM
Grasping a Swiss Army knife, Serg trimmed his nostril hair close to the skin, making him look through teary eyes when he cut an artery. Spurting Blood, the renowned Apache witch, crashed through a window, grabbed Serge's remaining nasal hair and lit it with his Zippo. Flames licked up his face, igniting his ginger moustache causing the driver of a passing dirigible to swerve hard, avoiding a large flock of seagulls clad in pink and black lace with glimpses of lycra. Serge's mobile phone began

dab
05-05-2005, 09:48 AM
Grasping a Swiss Army knife, Serg trimmed his nostril hair close to the skin, making him look through teary eyes when he cut an artery. Spurting Blood, the renowned Apache witch, crashed through a window, grabbed Serge's remaining nasal hair and lit it with his Zippo. Flames licked up his face, igniting his ginger moustache causing the driver of a passing dirigible to swerve hard, avoiding a large flock of seagulls clad in pink and black lace with glimpses of lycra. Serge's mobile phone began barking.

"What?" he snarled.
"Hi Serge,

Patsy
05-05-2005, 09:52 AM
Grasping a Swiss Army knife, Serg trimmed his nostril hair close to the skin, making him look through teary eyes when he cut an artery. Spurting Blood, the renowned Apache witch, crashed through a window, grabbed Serge's remaining nasal hair and lit it with his Zippo. Flames licked up his face, igniting his ginger moustache causing the driver of a passing dirigible to swerve hard, avoiding a large flock of seagulls clad in pink and black lace with glimpses of lycra. Serge's mobile phone began barking.

"What?" he snarled.
"Hi Serge, rasped a deep yet feminine

Cat
05-05-2005, 12:20 PM
Grasping a Swiss Army knife, Serg trimmed his nostril hair close to the skin, making him look through teary eyes when he cut an artery. Spurting Blood, the renowned Apache witch, crashed through a window, grabbed Serge's remaining nasal hair and lit it with his Zippo. Flames licked up his face, igniting his ginger moustache causing the driver of a passing dirigible to swerve hard, avoiding a large flock of seagulls clad in pink and black lace with glimpses of lycra. Serge's mobile phone began barking.

"What?" he snarled.
"Hi Serge, rasped a deep yet feminine Eunoch.
"Long time no see, Serge"

floopy
05-05-2005, 12:40 PM
"Sea surge?????? Call the navy!!!!!!!" said

survivorfan
05-05-2005, 05:02 PM
"Sea surge?????? Call the navy!!!!!!!" said Serge, nervously fingering

Fee For All
05-05-2005, 07:33 PM
"Sea surge?????? Call the navy!!!!!!!" said Serge, nervously fingering the pert cheeks of a nearby

survivorfan
05-05-2005, 07:47 PM
"Sea surge?????? Call the navy!!!!!!!" said Serge, nervously fingering the pert cheeks of a nearby schoolboy. "I can't, I'm being

Fee For All
05-05-2005, 08:15 PM
"Sea surge?????? Call the navy!!!!!!!" said Serge, nervously fingering the pert cheeks of a nearby schoolboy.

"I can't, I'm being held back by virtue of my

Nox
05-05-2005, 09:09 PM
"Sea surge?????? Call the navy!!!!!!!" said Serge, nervously fingering the pert cheeks of a nearby schoolboy.

"I can't, I'm being held back by virtue of my moustache that's become tangled

Patsy
05-05-2005, 09:11 PM
"Sea surge?????? Call the navy!!!!!!!" said Serge, nervously fingering the pert cheeks of a nearby schoolboy.

"I can't, I'm being held back by virtue of my moustache that's become tangled in this young lady's bra strap

Fee For All
05-05-2005, 09:43 PM
"Sea surge?????? Call the navy!!!!!!!" said Serge, nervously fingering the pert cheeks of a nearby schoolboy.

"I can't, I'm being held back by virtue of my moustache that's become tangled in this young lady's bra strap" His words were muffled by her

Patsy
06-05-2005, 07:39 PM
"Sea surge?????? Call the navy!!!!!!!" said Serge, nervously fingering the pert cheeks of a nearby schoolboy.

"I can't, I'm being held back by virtue of my moustache that's become tangled in this young lady's bra strap" His words were muffled by her brother Carlos who had large

TheBigBadDog
06-05-2005, 08:03 PM
"Sea surge?????? Call the navy!!!!!!!" said Serge, nervously fingering the pert cheeks of a nearby schoolboy.

"I can't, I'm being held back by virtue of my moustache that's become tangled in this young lady's bra strap" His words were muffled by her brother Carlos who had large spuds that he was peeling for

Patsy
06-05-2005, 08:08 PM
"Sea surge?????? Call the navy!!!!!!!" said Serge, nervously fingering the pert cheeks of a nearby schoolboy.

"I can't, I'm being held back by virtue of my moustache that's become tangled in this young lady's bra strap" His words were muffled by her brother Carlos who had large spuds that he was peeling for hours before he realised

TheBigBadDog
06-05-2005, 08:09 PM
"Sea surge?????? Call the navy!!!!!!!" said Serge, nervously fingering the pert cheeks of a nearby schoolboy.

"I can't, I'm being held back by virtue of my moustache that's become tangled in this young lady's bra strap" His words were muffled by her brother Carlos who had large spuds that he was peeling for hours before he realised
that his peeler was slicing

Patsy
06-05-2005, 08:17 PM
"Sea surge?????? Call the navy!!!!!!!" said Serge, nervously fingering the pert cheeks of a nearby schoolboy.

"I can't, I'm being held back by virtue of my moustache that's become tangled in this young lady's bra strap" His words were muffled by her brother Carlos who had large spuds that he was peeling for hours before he realised
that his peeler was slicing his foreskin. Specks of blood dripped

Fee For All
06-05-2005, 08:46 PM
Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf

survivorfan
07-05-2005, 10:23 AM
Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see

Fee For All
07-05-2005, 10:35 AM
Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of

survivorfan
07-05-2005, 10:46 AM
Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of massacred leprechauns, wiped

Fee For All
07-05-2005, 10:56 AM
Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of massacred leprechauns, wiped out by a heavy dose of

Patsy
07-05-2005, 11:19 AM
Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of massacred leprechauns, wiped out by a heavy dose of Tom Jones and the Art of Noise.

survivorfan
07-05-2005, 11:22 AM
Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of massacred leprechauns, wiped out by a heavy dose of Tom Jones and the Art of Noise. Dead leprechaun Billy falls

Patsy
07-05-2005, 11:27 AM
Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of massacred leprechauns, wiped out by a heavy dose of Tom Jones and the Art of Noise. Dead leprechaun Billy falls like a snowflake from Declan's

survivorfan
07-05-2005, 11:32 AM
Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of massacred leprechauns, wiped out by a heavy dose of Tom Jones and the Art of Noise. Dead leprechaun Billy falls like a snowflake from Declan's shoulder, hits the floor, transforms

Patsy
08-05-2005, 08:57 PM
Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of massacred leprechauns, wiped out by a heavy dose of Tom Jones and the Art of Noise. Dead leprechaun Billy falls like a snowflake from Declan's shoulder, hits the floor, transforms into Sinnead O'Connor

Fee For All
08-05-2005, 09:13 PM
Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of massacred leprechauns, wiped out by a heavy dose of Tom Jones and the Art of Noise. Dead leprechaun Billy falls like a snowflake from Declan's shoulder, hits the floor, transforms into Sinnead O'Connor.

Compared to you, nothing he

Patsy
08-05-2005, 09:19 PM
Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of massacred leprechauns, wiped out by a heavy dose of Tom Jones and the Art of Noise. Dead leprechaun Billy falls like a snowflake from Declan's shoulder, hits the floor, transforms into Sinnead O'Connor.

Compared to you, nothing he/she contemplated. "Prick

Fee For All
08-05-2005, 09:22 PM
Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of massacred leprechauns, wiped out by a heavy dose of Tom Jones and the Art of Noise. Dead leprechaun Billy falls like a snowflake from Declan's shoulder, hits the floor, transforms into Sinnead O'Connor.

Compared to you, nothing he/she contemplated. "Prick up your ears and listen to

survivorfan
09-05-2005, 06:55 AM
Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of massacred leprechauns, wiped out by a heavy dose of Tom Jones and the Art of Noise. Dead leprechaun Billy falls like a snowflake from Declan's shoulder, hits the floor, transforms into Sinnead O'Connor.

Compared to you, nothing he/she contemplated. "Prick up your ears and listen to the autumn breeze rustling through

Fee For All
09-05-2005, 10:42 AM
Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of massacred leprechauns, wiped out by a heavy dose of Tom Jones and the Art of Noise. Dead leprechaun Billy falls like a snowflake from Declan's shoulder, hits the floor, transforms into Sinnead O'Connor.

Compared to you, nothing he/she contemplated. "Prick up your ears and listen to the autumn breeze rustling through the untrimmed nasal hair that

survivorfan
09-05-2005, 04:58 PM
Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of massacred leprechauns, wiped out by a heavy dose of Tom Jones and the Art of Noise. Dead leprechaun Billy falls like a snowflake from Declan's shoulder, hits the floor, transforms into Sinnead O'Connor.

Compared to you, nothing he/she contemplated. "Prick up your ears and listen to the autumn breeze rustling through the untrimmed nasal hair that Fiona loves to play with

Fee For All
09-05-2005, 05:10 PM
Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of massacred leprechauns, wiped out by a heavy dose of Tom Jones and the Art of Noise. Dead leprechaun Billy falls like a snowflake from Declan's shoulder, hits the floor, transforms into Sinnead O'Connor.

Compared to you, nothing he/she contemplated. "Prick up your ears and listen to the autumn breeze rustling through the untrimmed nasal hair that Fiona loves to play with"

"Someone call?" yelled Fiona as

survivorfan
09-05-2005, 05:25 PM
Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of massacred leprechauns, wiped out by a heavy dose of Tom Jones and the Art of Noise. Dead leprechaun Billy falls like a snowflake from Declan's shoulder, hits the floor, transforms into Sinnead O'Connor.

Compared to you, nothing he/she contemplated. "Prick up your ears and listen to the autumn breeze rustling through the untrimmed nasal hair that Fiona loves to play with"

"Someone call?" yelled Fiona as she lovingly scraped mould from

Fee For All
09-05-2005, 06:18 PM
Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of massacred leprechauns, wiped out by a heavy dose of Tom Jones and the Art of Noise. Dead leprechaun Billy falls like a snowflake from Declan's shoulder, hits the floor, transforms into Sinnead O'Connor.

Compared to you, nothing he/she contemplated. "Prick up your ears and listen to the autumn breeze rustling through the untrimmed nasal hair that Fiona loves to play with"

"Someone call?" yelled Fiona as she lovingly scraped mould from between Anton's toes. "Look

survivorfan
09-05-2005, 07:30 PM
Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of massacred leprechauns, wiped out by a heavy dose of Tom Jones and the Art of Noise. Dead leprechaun Billy falls like a snowflake from Declan's shoulder, hits the floor, transforms into Sinnead O'Connor.

Compared to you, nothing he/she contemplated. "Prick up your ears and listen to the autumn breeze rustling through the untrimmed nasal hair that Fiona loves to play with"

"Someone call?" yelled Fiona as she lovingly scraped mould from between Anton's toes. "Look at me, I'm as helpless as

Fee For All
09-05-2005, 07:49 PM
Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of massacred leprechauns, wiped out by a heavy dose of Tom Jones and the Art of Noise. Dead leprechaun Billy falls like a snowflake from Declan's shoulder, hits the floor, transforms into Sinnead O'Connor.

Compared to you, nothing he/she contemplated. "Prick up your ears and listen to the autumn breeze rustling through the untrimmed nasal hair that Fiona loves to play with"

"Someone call?" yelled Fiona as she lovingly scraped mould from between Anton's toes. "Look at me, I'm as helpless as a hooker with bad herpes,

survivorfan
09-05-2005, 07:52 PM
Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of massacred leprechauns, wiped out by a heavy dose of Tom Jones and the Art of Noise. Dead leprechaun Billy falls like a snowflake from Declan's shoulder, hits the floor, transforms into Sinnead O'Connor.

Compared to you, nothing he/she contemplated. "Prick up your ears and listen to the autumn breeze rustling through the untrimmed nasal hair that Fiona loves to play with"

"Someone call?" yelled Fiona as she lovingly scraped mould from between Anton's toes. "Look at me, I'm as helpless as a hooker with bad herpes,"

She and Ant - reunited!

Fee For All
09-05-2005, 07:54 PM
Specks of blood dripped from the opticians top shelf. Cut to the shelf, where we see an entire family of massacred leprechauns, wiped out by a heavy dose of Tom Jones and the Art of Noise. Dead leprechaun Billy falls like a snowflake from Declan's shoulder, hits the floor, transforms into Sinnead O'Connor.

Compared to you, nothing he/she contemplated. "Prick up your ears and listen to the autumn breeze rustling through the untrimmed nasal hair that Fiona loves to play with"

"Someone call?" yelled Fiona as she lovingly scraped mould from between Anton's toes. "Look at me, I'm as helpless as a hooker with bad herpes,"

She and Ant - reunited! And itching to begin a

survivorfan
09-05-2005, 07:56 PM
"Someone call?" yelled Fiona as she lovingly scraped mould from between Anton's toes. "Look at me, I'm as helpless as a hooker with bad herpes,"

She and Ant - reunited! And itching to begin a fight! Reaching for his Dream Top

Patsy
09-05-2005, 08:35 PM
"Someone call?" yelled Fiona as she lovingly scraped mould from between Anton's toes. "Look at me, I'm as helpless as a hooker with bad herpes,"

She and Ant - reunited! And itching to begin a fight! Reaching for his Dream Top seemless toupee, Anton shot

Fee For All
09-05-2005, 09:24 PM
"Someone call?" yelled Fiona as she lovingly scraped mould from between Anton's toes. "Look at me, I'm as helpless as a hooker with bad herpes,"

She and Ant - reunited! And itching to begin a fight! Reaching for his Dream Top seemless toupee, Anton shot-putted one of his larger

survivorfan
10-05-2005, 08:23 AM
"Someone call?" yelled Fiona as she lovingly scraped mould from between Anton's toes. "Look at me, I'm as helpless as a hooker with bad herpes,"

She and Ant - reunited! And itching to begin a fight! Reaching for his Dream Top seemless toupee, Anton shot-putted one of his larger Dresden china figurines

Fee For All
11-05-2005, 04:16 AM
"Someone call?" yelled Fiona as she lovingly scraped mould from between Anton's toes. "Look at me, I'm as helpless as a hooker with bad herpes,"

She and Ant - reunited! And itching to begin a fight! Reaching for his Dream Top seemless toupee, Anton shot-putted one of his larger Dresden china figurines - a rather fetching sheperdess -

survivorfan
11-05-2005, 07:12 AM
She and Ant - reunited! And itching to begin a fight! Reaching for his Dream Top seemless toupee, Anton shot-putted one of his larger Dresden china figurines - a rather fetching sheperdess - out of the window into

Fee For All
11-05-2005, 09:26 AM
She and Ant - reunited! And itching to begin a fight! Reaching for his Dream Top seemless toupee, Anton shot-putted one of his larger Dresden china figurines - a rather fetching shepherdess - out of the window into the arms of a passing pol

survivorfan
11-05-2005, 09:33 AM
She and Ant - reunited! And itching to begin a fight! Reaching for his Dream Top seemless toupee, Anton shot-putted one of his larger Dresden china figurines - a rather fetching shepherdess - out of the window into the arms of a passing polka dancer. "I love to polk

Nox
13-05-2005, 06:10 PM
She and Ant - reunited! And itching to begin a fight! Reaching for his Dream Top seemless toupee, Anton shot-putted one of his larger Dresden china figurines - a rather fetching shepherdess - out of the window into the arms of a passing polka dancer. "I love to polk my blok with my colk" lisped

Fee For All
13-05-2005, 06:50 PM
She and Ant - reunited! And itching to begin a fight! Reaching for his Dream Top seemless toupee, Anton shot-putted one of his larger Dresden china figurines - a rather fetching shepherdess - out of the window into the arms of a passing polka dancer. "I love to polk my blok with my colk" lisped Pepsi, the polka queen as

Patsy
13-05-2005, 07:23 PM
She and Ant - reunited! And itching to begin a fight! Reaching for his Dream Top seemless toupee, Anton shot-putted one of his larger Dresden china figurines - a rather fetching shepherdess - out of the window into the arms of a passing polka dancer. "I love to polk my blok with my colk" lisped Pepsi, the polka queen as she caught the statue in her

Fee For All
13-05-2005, 07:28 PM
She and Ant - reunited! And itching to begin a fight! Reaching for his Dream Top seemless toupee, Anton shot-putted one of his larger Dresden china figurines - a rather fetching shepherdess - out of the window into the arms of a passing polka dancer. "I love to polk my blok with my colk" lisped Pepsi, the polka queen as she caught the statue in her deep cleavage, saving it from

Patsy
13-05-2005, 07:32 PM
She and Ant - reunited! And itching to begin a fight! Reaching for his Dream Top seemless toupee, Anton shot-putted one of his larger Dresden china figurines - a rather fetching shepherdess - out of the window into the arms of a passing polka dancer. "I love to polk my blok with my colk" lisped Pepsi, the polka queen as she caught the statue in her deep cleavage, saving it from itself. It was a magic

survivorfan
13-05-2005, 09:18 PM
She and Ant - reunited! And itching to begin a fight! Reaching for his Dream Top seemless toupee, Anton shot-putted one of his larger Dresden china figurines - a rather fetching shepherdess - out of the window into the arms of a passing polka dancer. "I love to polk my blok with my colk" lisped Pepsi, the polka queen as she caught the statue in her deep cleavage, saving it from itself. It was a magic moment - even better than

Fee For All
14-05-2005, 01:54 PM
It was a Magic Moment - even better than 'Catch a Falling Star' which was

Cat
14-05-2005, 06:54 PM
It was a Magic Moment - even better than 'Catch a Falling Star' which was promptly put in a pocket

Fee For All
14-05-2005, 07:10 PM
It was a Magic Moment - even better than 'Catch a Falling Star' which was promptly put in a pocket where it stayed until the rain

Cat
14-05-2005, 07:16 PM
It was a Magic Moment - even better than 'Catch a Falling Star' which was promptly put in a pocket where it stayed until the raindrops kept falling on my head

Nox
14-05-2005, 07:45 PM
It was a Magic Moment - even better than 'Catch a Falling Star' which was promptly put in a pocket where it stayed until the raindrops kept falling on my head during a Chinese water

Fee For All
14-05-2005, 07:46 PM
It was a Magic Moment - even better than 'Catch a Falling Star' which was promptly put in a pocket where it stayed until the raindrops kept falling on my head like the tears of a clown with

Cat
14-05-2005, 07:55 PM
It was a Magic Moment - even better than 'Catch a Falling Star' which was promptly put in a pocket where it stayed until the raindrops kept falling on my head during a Chinese water shortage that rendered the people

karenh
14-05-2005, 08:23 PM
It was a Magic Moment - even better than 'Catch a Falling Star' which was promptly put in a pocket where it stayed until the raindrops kept falling on my head during a Chinese water shortage that rendered the people as nonsensical as this

Fee For All
14-05-2005, 09:29 PM
OY! CAT - Read the previous posts why don't ya!!

:mad2:

survivorfan
15-05-2005, 09:02 AM
It was a Magic Moment - even better than 'Catch a Falling Star' which was promptly put in a pocket where it stayed until the raindrops kept falling on my head during a Chinese water shortage that rendered the people as nonsensical as this Yellow River which runs from

Cat
15-05-2005, 11:04 AM
It was a Magic Moment - even better than 'Catch a Falling Star' which was promptly put in a pocket where it stayed until the raindrops kept falling on my head during a Chinese water shortage that rendered the people as nonsensical as this Yellow River which runs from mind and in my eyes

survivorfan
15-05-2005, 11:10 AM
It was a Magic Moment - even better than 'Catch a Falling Star' which was promptly put in a pocket where it stayed until the raindrops kept falling on my head during a Chinese water shortage that rendered the people as nonsensical as this Yellow River which runs from mind and in my eyes.

"I didn't have time to do

Ceridwen
15-05-2005, 11:12 AM
It was a Magic Moment - even better than 'Catch a Falling Star' which was promptly put in a pocket where it stayed until the raindrops kept falling on my head during a Chinese water shortage that rendered the people as nonsensical as this Yellow River which runs from mind and in my eyes.

"I didn't have time to do the washing up before I

survivorfan
15-05-2005, 11:15 AM
It was a Magic Moment - even better than 'Catch a Falling Star' which was promptly put in a pocket where it stayed until the raindrops kept falling on my head during a Chinese water shortage that rendered the people as nonsensical as this Yellow River which runs from mind and in my eyes.

"I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so

Ceridwen
15-05-2005, 11:19 AM
It was a Magic Moment - even better than 'Catch a Falling Star' which was promptly put in a pocket where it stayed until the raindrops kept falling on my head during a Chinese water shortage that rendered the people as nonsensical as this Yellow River which runs from mind and in my eyes.

"I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so don't mind me wearing Marigolds".

survivorfan
15-05-2005, 11:21 AM
It was a Magic Moment - even better than 'Catch a Falling Star' which was promptly put in a pocket where it stayed until the raindrops kept falling on my head during a Chinese water shortage that rendered the people as nonsensical as this Yellow River which runs from mind and in my eyes.

"I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so don't mind me wearing Marigolds". "The Fairy Liquid helped" Ant

dab
15-05-2005, 11:29 AM
"I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so don't mind me wearing Marigolds". "The Fairy Liquid helped" Ant said, "and the lightning missed us

survivorfan
15-05-2005, 11:56 AM
"I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so don't mind me wearing Marigolds". "The Fairy Liquid helped" Ant said, "and the lightning missed us". "What lightning" asked Faye, puzzled

Cat
15-05-2005, 12:36 PM
OY! CAT - Read the previous posts why don't ya!!

:mad2:



Sorry!. arsey cow.

Cat
15-05-2005, 12:38 PM
"I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so don't mind me wearing Marigolds". "The Fairy Liquid helped" Ant said, "and the lightning missed us". "What lightning" asked Faye, puzzled as she wiped her chin clean of

Ceridwen
15-05-2005, 02:46 PM
"I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so don't mind me wearing Marigolds". "The Fairy Liquid helped" Ant said, "and the lightning missed us". "What lightning" asked Faye, puzzled as she wiped her chin clean of washing up liquid bubbles.

Fee For All
15-05-2005, 04:20 PM
"I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so don't mind me wearing Marigolds". "The Fairy Liquid helped" Ant said, "and the lightning missed us". "What lightning" asked Faye, puzzled as she wiped her chin clean of washing up liquid bubbles.

"A flash, gone in a jif, like

survivorfan
15-05-2005, 04:33 PM
"I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so don't mind me wearing Marigolds". "The Fairy Liquid helped" Ant said, "and the lightning missed us". "What lightning" asked Faye, puzzled as she wiped her chin clean of washing up liquid bubbles.

"A flash, gone in a jif, like. You know - my squirty stuff, it

Fee For All
15-05-2005, 04:36 PM
"I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so don't mind me wearing Marigolds". "The Fairy Liquid helped" Ant said, "and the lightning missed us". "What lightning" asked Faye, puzzled as she wiped her chin clean of washing up liquid bubbles.

"A flash, gone in a jif, like. You know - my squirty stuff, it..." Faye silenced him with a blow

Patsy
15-05-2005, 04:37 PM
"I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so don't mind me wearing Marigolds". "The Fairy Liquid helped" Ant said, "and the lightning missed us". "What lightning" asked Faye, puzzled as she wiped her chin clean of washing up liquid bubbles.

"A flash, gone in a jif, like. You know - my squirty stuff, it flies through the air with the great

dab
15-05-2005, 04:40 PM
"I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so don't mind me wearing Marigolds". "The Fairy Liquid helped" Ant said, "and the lightning missed us". "What lightning" asked Faye, puzzled as she wiped her chin clean of washing up liquid bubbles.

"A flash, gone in a jif, like. You know - my squirty stuff, it flies through the air with the great pan of peas. It's wonderful

survivorfan
15-05-2005, 04:43 PM
"I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so don't mind me wearing Marigolds". "The Fairy Liquid helped" Ant said, "and the lightning missed us". "What lightning" asked Faye, puzzled as she wiped her chin clean of washing up liquid bubbles.

"A flash, gone in a jif, like. You know - my squirty stuff, it..." Faye silenced him with a blow to the groin. "Right! Get this Ant -

Fee For All
15-05-2005, 04:48 PM
"I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so don't mind me wearing Marigolds". "The Fairy Liquid helped" Ant said, "and the lightning missed us". "What lightning" asked Faye, puzzled as she wiped her chin clean of washing up liquid bubbles.

"A flash, gone in a jif, like. You know - my squirty stuff, it..." Faye silenced him with a blow to the groin. "Right! Get this Ant - unless you want your precious

survivorfan
15-05-2005, 04:52 PM
"I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so don't mind me wearing Marigolds". "The Fairy Liquid helped" Ant said, "and the lightning missed us". "What lightning" asked Faye, puzzled as she wiped her chin clean of washing up liquid bubbles.

"A flash, gone in a jif, like. You know - my squirty stuff, it..." Faye silenced him with a blow to the groin. "Right! Get this Ant - unless you want your precious jewels crushed. You're going to get

Fee For All
15-05-2005, 05:12 PM
"I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so don't mind me wearing Marigolds". "The Fairy Liquid helped" Ant said, "and the lightning missed us". "What lightning" asked Faye, puzzled as she wiped her chin clean of washing up liquid bubbles.

"A flash, gone in a jif, like. You know - my squirty stuff, it..." Faye silenced him with a blow to the groin. "Right! Get this Ant - unless you want your precious jewels crushed. You're going to get your fat ass over to the

survivorfan
15-05-2005, 05:17 PM
"I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so don't mind me wearing Marigolds". "The Fairy Liquid helped" Ant said, "and the lightning missed us". "What lightning" asked Faye, puzzled as she wiped her chin clean of washing up liquid bubbles.

"A flash, gone in a jif, like. You know - my squirty stuff, it..." Faye silenced him with a blow to the groin. "Right! Get this Ant - unless you want your precious jewels crushed. You're going to get your fat ass over to the deli and tell Pip that if

Fee For All
15-05-2005, 06:33 PM
"I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so don't mind me wearing Marigolds". "The Fairy Liquid helped" Ant said, "and the lightning missed us". "What lightning" asked Faye, puzzled as she wiped her chin clean of washing up liquid bubbles.

"A flash, gone in a jif, like. You know - my squirty stuff, it..." Faye silenced him with a blow to the groin. "Right! Get this Ant - unless you want your precious jewels crushed. You're going to get your fat ass over to the deli and tell Pip that if he don't pop the pooch's pap

survivorfan
15-05-2005, 06:52 PM
"I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so don't mind me wearing Marigolds". "The Fairy Liquid helped" Ant said, "and the lightning missed us". "What lightning" asked Faye, puzzled as she wiped her chin clean of washing up liquid bubbles.

"A flash, gone in a jif, like. You know - my squirty stuff, it..." Faye silenced him with a blow to the groin. "Right! Get this Ant - unless you want your precious jewels crushed. You're going to get your fat ass over to the deli and tell Pip that if he don't pop the pooch's pap he's dead". "OK but first will you

Ceridwen
15-05-2005, 06:53 PM
"I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so don't mind me wearing Marigolds". "The Fairy Liquid helped" Ant said, "and the lightning missed us". "What lightning" asked Faye, puzzled as she wiped her chin clean of washing up liquid bubbles.

"A flash, gone in a jif, like. You know - my squirty stuff, it..." Faye silenced him with a blow to the groin. "Right! Get this Ant - unless you want your precious jewels crushed. You're going to get your fat ass over to the deli and tell Pip that if he don't pop the pooch's pap he's dead". "OK but first will you please take your knee out of

Fee For All
15-05-2005, 07:24 PM
"I didn't have time to do the washing up before I tossed you off Ant" said Faye "so don't mind me wearing Marigolds". "The Fairy Liquid helped" Ant said, "and the lightning missed us". "What lightning" asked Faye, puzzled as she wiped her chin clean of washing up liquid bubbles.

"A flash, gone in a jif, like. You know - my squirty stuff, it..." Faye silenced him with a blow to the groin. "Right! Get this Ant - unless you want your precious jewels crushed. You're going to get your fat ass over to the deli and tell Pip that if he don't pop the pooch's pap he's dead". "OK but first will you please take your knee out of your ear as the sight of your

karenh
15-05-2005, 09:27 PM
"A flash, gone in a jif, like. You know - my squirty stuff, it..." Faye silenced him with a blow to the groin. "Right! Get this Ant - unless you want your precious jewels crushed. You're going to get your fat ass over to the deli and tell Pip that if he don't pop the pooch's pap he's dead". "OK but first will you please take your knee out of your ear as the sight of your crimson face bent over the

survivorfan
16-05-2005, 08:45 AM
"A flash, gone in a jif, like. You know - my squirty stuff, it..." Faye silenced him with a blow to the groin. "Right! Get this Ant - unless you want your precious jewels crushed. You're going to get your fat ass over to the deli and tell Pip that if he don't pop the pooch's pap he's dead". "OK but first will you please take your knee out of your ear as the sight of your crimson face bent over the bed bugs me."

At the deli

Cat
16-05-2005, 06:16 PM
"A flash, gone in a jif, like. You know - my squirty stuff, it..." Faye silenced him with a blow to the groin. "Right! Get this Ant - unless you want your precious jewels crushed. You're going to get your fat ass over to the deli and tell Pip that if he don't pop the pooch's pap he's dead". "OK but first will you please take your knee out of your ear as the sight of your crimson face bent over the bed bugs me."

At the deli he sashayed through the door with

Fee For All
16-05-2005, 10:40 PM
"A flash, gone in a jif, like. You know - my squirty stuff, it..." Faye silenced him with a blow to the groin. "Right! Get this Ant - unless you want your precious jewels crushed. You're going to get your fat ass over to the deli and tell Pip that if he don't pop the pooch's pap he's dead". "OK but first will you please take your knee out of your ear as the sight of your crimson face bent over the bed bugs me."

At the deli he sashayed through the door with aplomb. It was the plomb that

survivorfan
17-05-2005, 09:28 AM
"A flash, gone in a jif, like. You know - my squirty stuff, it..." Faye silenced him with a blow to the groin. "Right! Get this Ant - unless you want your precious jewels crushed. You're going to get your fat ass over to the deli and tell Pip that if he don't pop the pooch's pap he's dead". "OK but first will you please take your knee out of your ear as the sight of your crimson face bent over the bed bugs me."

At the deli he sashayed through the door with aplomb. It was the plomb that did it - Pip saw it and reached

Fee For All
17-05-2005, 10:10 AM
At the deli he sashayed through the door with aplomb. It was the plomb that did it - Pip saw it and reached out, grabbing it firmly by

survivorfan
17-05-2005, 03:21 PM
At the deli he sashayed through the door with aplomb. It was the plomb that did it - Pip saw it and reached out, grabbing it firmly by the dangly bits. "If you let

Fee For All
17-05-2005, 03:27 PM
At the deli he sashayed through the door with aplomb. It was the plomb that did it - Pip saw it and reached out, grabbing it firmly by the dangly bits. "If you let go," squeaked the plomb, " I'll give you

survivorfan
17-05-2005, 03:34 PM
At the deli he sashayed through the door with aplomb. It was the plomb that did it - Pip saw it and reached out, grabbing it firmly by the dangly bits. "If you let go," squeaked the plomb, " I'll give you a magic key! It opens

Fee For All
17-05-2005, 03:57 PM
At the deli he sashayed through the door with aplomb. It was the plomb that did it - Pip saw it and reached out, grabbing it firmly by the dangly bits. "If you let go," squeaked the plomb, " I'll give you a magic key! It opens Plomb Centre where you will find

survivorfan
17-05-2005, 05:52 PM
At the deli he sashayed through the door with aplomb. It was the plomb that did it - Pip saw it and reached out, grabbing it firmly by the dangly bits. "If you let go," squeaked the plomb, " I'll give you a magic key! It opens Plomb Centre where you will find an old map shop. Ask the man

Fee For All
17-05-2005, 08:16 PM
At the deli he sashayed through the door with aplomb. It was the plomb that did it - Pip saw it and reached out, grabbing it firmly by the dangly bits. "If you let go," squeaked the plomb, " I'll give you a magic key! It opens Plomb Centre where you will find an old map shop. Ask the man..." The plomb fell silent as his

survivorfan
17-05-2005, 08:25 PM
At the deli he sashayed through the door with aplomb. It was the plomb that did it - Pip saw it and reached out, grabbing it firmly by the dangly bits. "If you let go," squeaked the plomb, " I'll give you a magic key! It opens Plomb Centre where you will find an old map shop. Ask the man..." The plomb fell silent as its mouth was covered by Ant's

Cat
18-05-2005, 05:53 AM
At the deli he sashayed through the door with aplomb. It was the plomb that did it - Pip saw it and reached out, grabbing it firmly by the dangly bits. "If you let go," squeaked the plomb, " I'll give you a magic key! It opens Plomb Centre where you will find an old map shop. Ask the man..." The plomb fell silent as its mouth was covered by Ant's mackeral and cucumber bap

survivorfan
18-05-2005, 07:28 AM
At the deli he sashayed through the door with aplomb. It was the plomb that did it - Pip saw it and reached out, grabbing it firmly by the dangly bits. "If you let go," squeaked the plomb, " I'll give you a magic key! It opens Plomb Centre where you will find an old map shop. Ask the man..." The plomb fell silent as its mouth was covered by Ant's mackeral and cucumber bap.

"Pip - message from Faye. Pop the

Fee For All
18-05-2005, 07:45 AM
At the deli he sashayed through the door with aplomb. It was the plomb that did it - Pip saw it and reached out, grabbing it firmly by the dangly bits. "If you let go," squeaked the plomb, " I'll give you a magic key! It opens Plomb Centre where you will find an old map shop. Ask the man..." The plomb fell silent as its mouth was covered by Ant's mackeral and cucumber bap.

"Pip - message from Faye. Pop the weasel." snarled Ant, grinding his

survivorfan
18-05-2005, 08:28 AM
At the deli he sashayed through the door with aplomb. It was the plomb that did it - Pip saw it and reached out, grabbing it firmly by the dangly bits. "If you let go," squeaked the plomb, " I'll give you a magic key! It opens Plomb Centre where you will find an old map shop. Ask the man..." The plomb fell silent as its mouth was covered by Ant's mackeral and cucumber bap.

"Pip - message from Faye. Pop the weasel." snarled Ant, grinding his elbow in Pip's quiche. "And when

Fee For All
18-05-2005, 08:51 AM
"Pip - message from Faye. Pop the weasel." snarled Ant, grinding his elbow in Pip's quiche. "And when you're done, I want your ass on

dab
18-05-2005, 09:00 AM
"Pip - message from Faye. Pop the weasel." snarled Ant, grinding his elbow in Pip's quiche. "And when you're done, I want your ass on Blackpool Beach. One hour's enough

survivorfan
18-05-2005, 09:11 AM
"Pip - message from Faye. Pop the weasel." snarled Ant, grinding his elbow in Pip's quiche. "And when you're done, I want your ass on Blackpool Beach. One hour's enough