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Patsy
18-05-2005, 12:23 PM
"B... b...ollocks to an hour!" Pip's lip slipped. "And b...b...ollocks to Blackpool Beach! Me and my ass are out of here - now!" Leaping over the counter, he shook Ant by pulling out his large weasel whapper - complete with bells! Pip whacked Ant. Ant panicked. The weasel however took charge and pushed Ant out of the way and right into the Plomb's front garden, crushing the gnome

Fee For All
18-05-2005, 12:33 PM
"B... b...ollocks to an hour!" Pip's lip slipped. "And b...b...ollocks to Blackpool Beach! Me and my ass are out of here - now!" Leaping over the counter, he shook Ant by pulling out his large weasel whapper - complete with bells! Pip whacked Ant. Ant panicked. The weasel however took charge and pushed Ant out of the way and right into the Plomb's front garden, crushing the gnome's lunch.

"Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the

Patsy
18-05-2005, 12:44 PM
"B... b...ollocks to an hour!" Pip's lip slipped. "And b...b...ollocks to Blackpool Beach! Me and my ass are out of here - now!" Leaping over the counter, he shook Ant by pulling out his large weasel whapper - complete with bells! Pip whacked Ant. Ant panicked. The weasel however took charge and pushed Ant out of the way and right into the Plomb's front garden, crushing the gnome's lunch.

"Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker

survivorfan
18-05-2005, 01:07 PM
"B... b...ollocks to an hour!" Pip's lip slipped. "And b...b...ollocks to Blackpool Beach! Me and my ass are out of here - now!" Leaping over the counter, he shook Ant by pulling out his large weasel whapper - complete with bells! Pip whacked Ant. Ant panicked. The weasel however took charge and pushed Ant out of the way and right into the Plomb's front garden, crushing the gnome's lunch.

"Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and

Fee For All
18-05-2005, 02:29 PM
"B... b...ollocks to an hour!" Pip's lip slipped. "And b...b...ollocks to Blackpool Beach! Me and my ass are out of here - now!" Leaping over the counter, he shook Ant by pulling out his large weasel whapper - complete with bells! Pip whacked Ant. Ant panicked. The weasel however took charge and pushed Ant out of the way and right into the Plomb's front garden, crushing the gnome's lunch.

"Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil

survivorfan
18-05-2005, 03:16 PM
"B... b...ollocks to an hour!" Pip's lip slipped. "And b...b...ollocks to Blackpool Beach! Me and my ass are out of here - now!" Leaping over the counter, he shook Ant by pulling out his large weasel whapper - complete with bells! Pip whacked Ant. Ant panicked. The weasel however took charge and pushed Ant out of the way and right into the Plomb's front garden, crushing the gnome's lunch.

"Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch

Fee For All
18-05-2005, 03:41 PM
"B... b...ollocks to an hour!" Pip's lip slipped. "And b...b...ollocks to Blackpool Beach! Me and my ass are out of here - now!" Leaping over the counter, he shook Ant by pulling out his large weasel whapper - complete with bells! Pip whacked Ant. Ant panicked. The weasel however took charge and pushed Ant out of the way and right into the Plomb's front garden, crushing the gnome's lunch.

"Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch Piddle the Poodle passed Pip's

survivorfan
18-05-2005, 04:26 PM
"Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch Piddle the Poodle passed Pip's pie pile. "Psst Piddle" piped Pip,

Cat
18-05-2005, 04:48 PM
"Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch Piddle the Poodle passed Pip's pie pile. "Psst Piddle" piped Pip, "Ever seen a grown man in

survivorfan
19-05-2005, 07:46 AM
"Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch Piddle the Poodle passed Pip's pie pile. "Psst Piddle" piped Pip, "Ever seen a grown man in a nurse's uniform?" He

dab
19-05-2005, 07:49 AM
"Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch Piddle the Poodle passed Pip's pie pile. "Psst Piddle" piped Pip, "Ever seen a grown man in a nurse's uniform?" He produced a thermometer

survivorfan
19-05-2005, 08:06 AM
"Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch Piddle the Poodle passed Pip's pie pile. "Psst Piddle" piped Pip, "Ever seen a grown man in a nurse's uniform?" He produced a thermometer, tin of grease, and a rubber

dab
19-05-2005, 08:11 AM
"Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch Piddle the Poodle passed Pip's pie pile. "Psst Piddle" piped Pip, "Ever seen a grown man in a nurse's uniform?" He produced a thermometer, tin of grease, and a rubber plant. "Right. Let's be avin you!"

survivorfan
19-05-2005, 08:13 AM
"Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch Piddle the Poodle passed Pip's pie pile. "Psst Piddle" piped Pip, "Ever seen a grown man in a nurse's uniform?" He produced a thermometer, tin of grease, and a rubber plant. "Right. Let's be avin you!" As he grabbed Piddle, he failed

Fee For All
19-05-2005, 11:34 AM
"Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch Piddle the Poodle passed Pip's pie pile. "Psst Piddle" piped Pip, "Ever seen a grown man in a nurse's uniform?" He produced a thermometer, tin of grease, and a rubber plant. "Right. Let's be avin you!" As he grabbed Piddle, he failed to notice that the gnome was

survivorfan
19-05-2005, 11:58 AM
"Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch Piddle the Poodle passed Pip's pie pile. "Psst Piddle" piped Pip, "Ever seen a grown man in a nurse's uniform?" He produced a thermometer, tin of grease, and a rubber plant. "Right. Let's be avin you!" As he grabbed Piddle, he failed to notice that the gnome was running towards him waving

Fee For All
19-05-2005, 12:01 PM
"Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch Piddle the Poodle passed Pip's pie pile. "Psst Piddle" piped Pip, "Ever seen a grown man in a nurse's uniform?" He produced a thermometer, tin of grease, and a rubber plant. "Right. Let's be avin you!" As he grabbed Piddle, he failed to notice that the gnome was running towards him waving his little rod so hard that

survivorfan
19-05-2005, 12:12 PM
"Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch Piddle the Poodle passed Pip's pie pile. "Psst Piddle" piped Pip, "Ever seen a grown man in a nurse's uniform?" He produced a thermometer, tin of grease, and a rubber plant. "Right. Let's be avin you!" As he grabbed Piddle, he failed to notice that the gnome was running towards him waving his little rod so hard that the end of it whacked him in

Fee For All
19-05-2005, 12:29 PM
"Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch Piddle the Poodle passed Pip's pie pile. "Psst Piddle" piped Pip, "Ever seen a grown man in a nurse's uniform?" He produced a thermometer, tin of grease, and a rubber plant. "Right. Let's be avin you!" As he grabbed Piddle, he failed to notice that the gnome was running towards him waving his little rod so hard that the end of it whacked him into the fish pond.

"Ey up!" said

dab
19-05-2005, 12:31 PM
"Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch Piddle the Poodle passed Pip's pie pile. "Psst Piddle" piped Pip, "Ever seen a grown man in a nurse's uniform?" He produced a thermometer, tin of grease, and a rubber plant. "Right. Let's be avin you!" As he grabbed Piddle, he failed to notice that the gnome was running towards him waving his little rod so hard that the end of it whacked him into the fish pond.

"Ey up!" said Flapper, smoothing her ruffled

Fee For All
19-05-2005, 12:38 PM
"Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch Piddle the Poodle passed Pip's pie pile. "Psst Piddle" piped Pip, "Ever seen a grown man in a nurse's uniform?" He produced a thermometer, tin of grease, and a rubber plant. "Right. Let's be avin you!" As he grabbed Piddle, he failed to notice that the gnome was running towards him waving his little rod so hard that the end of it whacked him into the fish pond.

"Ey up!" said Flapper, smoothing her ruffled scales "What's a big boy like you

karenh
19-05-2005, 12:39 PM
Ooopps - Fee beat to me it!

survivorfan
19-05-2005, 01:38 PM
"Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch Piddle the Poodle passed Pip's pie pile. "Psst Piddle" piped Pip, "Ever seen a grown man in a nurse's uniform?" He produced a thermometer, tin of grease, and a rubber plant. "Right. Let's be avin you!" As he grabbed Piddle, he failed to notice that the gnome was running towards him waving his little rod so hard that the end of it whacked him into the fish pond.

"Ey up!" said Flapper, smoothing her ruffled scales "What's a big boy like you going to do with that huge

Fee For All
19-05-2005, 01:53 PM
"Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch Piddle the Poodle passed Pip's pie pile. "Psst Piddle" piped Pip, "Ever seen a grown man in a nurse's uniform?" He produced a thermometer, tin of grease, and a rubber plant. "Right. Let's be avin you!" As he grabbed Piddle, he failed to notice that the gnome was running towards him waving his little rod so hard that the end of it whacked him into the fish pond.

"Ey up!" said Flapper, smoothing her ruffled scales "What's a big boy like you going to do with that huge quiche?" She prodded his paunch with

survivorfan
19-05-2005, 02:04 PM
"Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch Piddle the Poodle passed Pip's pie pile. "Psst Piddle" piped Pip, "Ever seen a grown man in a nurse's uniform?" He produced a thermometer, tin of grease, and a rubber plant. "Right. Let's be avin you!" As he grabbed Piddle, he failed to notice that the gnome was running towards him waving his little rod so hard that the end of it whacked him into the fish pond.

"Ey up!" said Flapper, smoothing her ruffled scales "What's a big boy like you going to do with that huge quiche?" She prodded his paunch with relish. Wiping the relish

karenh
19-05-2005, 03:14 PM
"Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch Piddle the Poodle passed Pip's pie pile. "Psst Piddle" piped Pip, "Ever seen a grown man in a nurse's uniform?" He produced a thermometer, tin of grease, and a rubber plant. "Right. Let's be avin you!" As he grabbed Piddle, he failed to notice that the gnome was running towards him waving his little rod so hard that the end of it whacked him into the fish pond.

"Ey up!" said Flapper, smoothing her ruffled scales "What's a big boy like you going to do with that huge quiche?" She prodded his paunch with relish. Wiping the relish from his paunch onto poor Pip's

Fee For All
19-05-2005, 03:22 PM
"Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch Piddle the Poodle passed Pip's pie pile. "Psst Piddle" piped Pip, "Ever seen a grown man in a nurse's uniform?" He produced a thermometer, tin of grease, and a rubber plant. "Right. Let's be avin you!" As he grabbed Piddle, he failed to notice that the gnome was running towards him waving his little rod so hard that the end of it whacked him into the fish pond.

"Ey up!" said Flapper, smoothing her ruffled scales "What's a big boy like you going to do with that huge quiche?" She prodded his paunch with relish. Wiping the relish from his paunch onto poor Pip's pink pumps, and giving Flapper

survivorfan
19-05-2005, 04:23 PM
"Ey up!" said Flapper, smoothing her ruffled scales "What's a big boy like you going to do with that huge quiche?" She prodded his paunch with relish. Wiping the relish from his paunch onto poor Pip's pink pumps, and giving Flapper a rap on the flipper, the

Fee For All
19-05-2005, 04:30 PM
"Ey up!" said Flapper, smoothing her ruffled scales "What's a big boy like you going to do with that huge quiche?" She prodded his paunch with relish. Wiping the relish from his paunch onto poor Pip's pink pumps, and giving Flapper a rap on the flipper, the gnome shook his rod in Pip's face

survivorfan
19-05-2005, 04:34 PM
"Ey up!" said Flapper, smoothing her ruffled scales "What's a big boy like you going to do with that huge quiche?" She prodded his paunch with relish. Wiping the relish from his paunch onto poor Pip's pink pumps, and giving Flapper a rap on the flipper, the gnome shook his rod in Pip's face.

Deep underwater, Faye's pale

Fee For All
19-05-2005, 06:28 PM
"Ey up!" said Flapper, smoothing her ruffled scales "What's a big boy like you going to do with that huge quiche?" She prodded his paunch with relish. Wiping the relish from his paunch onto poor Pip's pink pumps, and giving Flapper a rap on the flipper, the gnome shook his rod in Pip's face.

Deep underwater, Faye's pale knight was loitering under

survivorfan
19-05-2005, 08:28 PM
"Ey up!" said Flapper, smoothing her ruffled scales "What's a big boy like you going to do with that huge quiche?" She prodded his paunch with relish. Wiping the relish from his paunch onto poor Pip's pink pumps, and giving Flapper a rap on the flipper, the gnome shook his rod in Pip's face.

Deep underwater, Faye's pale knight was loitering under a blanket of plankton and

Fee For All
19-05-2005, 08:41 PM
"Ey up!" said Flapper, smoothing her ruffled scales "What's a big boy like you going to do with that huge quiche?" She prodded his paunch with relish. Wiping the relish from his paunch onto poor Pip's pink pumps, and giving Flapper a rap on the flipper, the gnome shook his rod in Pip's face.

Deep underwater, Faye's pale knight was loitering under a blanket of plankton and supermarket trolleys. "All

dab
19-05-2005, 11:57 PM
Deep underwater, Faye's pale knight was loitering under a blanket of plankton and supermarket trolleys. "All night long, all night, all night..." he

Fee For All
20-05-2005, 01:50 AM
Deep underwater, Faye's pale knight was loitering under a blanket of plankton and supermarket trolleys. "All night long, all night, all night..." he warbled .steppin out from

survivorfan
20-05-2005, 10:40 AM
Deep underwater, Faye's pale knight was loitering under a blanket of plankton and supermarket trolleys. "All night long, all night, all night..." he warbled .steppin out from behind a bush came Gnomette,

Cat
20-05-2005, 06:45 PM
Deep underwater, Faye's pale knight was loitering under a blanket of plankton and supermarket trolleys. "All night long, all night, all night..." he warbled .steppin out from behind a bush came Gnomette, Talullah and The Dreamers

Fee For All
20-05-2005, 06:47 PM
Deep underwater, Faye's pale knight was loitering under a blanket of plankton and supermarket trolleys. "All night long, all night, all night..." he warbled. Steppin out from behind a bush came Gnomette, Talullah and The Dreamers, looking stunning in shiny

Cat
21-05-2005, 10:20 AM
Deep underwater, Faye's pale knight was loitering under a blanket of plankton and supermarket trolleys. "All night long, all night, all night..." he warbled. Steppin out from behind a bush came Gnomette, Talullah and The Dreamers, looking stunning in shiny shoes embosed in red sequins.

survivorfan
21-05-2005, 10:45 AM
Deep underwater, Faye's pale knight was loitering under a blanket of plankton and supermarket trolleys. "All night long, all night, all night..." he warbled. Steppin out from behind a bush came Gnomette, Talullah and The Dreamers, looking stunning in shiny shoes embosed in red sequins. "Give me an 'F' " said Gnomette

Cat
21-05-2005, 11:16 AM
Deep underwater, Faye's pale knight was loitering under a blanket of plankton and supermarket trolleys. "All night long, all night, all night..." he warbled. Steppin out from behind a bush came Gnomette, Talullah and The Dreamers, looking stunning in shiny shoes embosed in red sequins. "Give me an 'F' " said Gnomette. "Do you want that with relish

Fee For All
21-05-2005, 11:19 AM
Deep underwater, Faye's pale knight was loitering under a blanket of plankton and supermarket trolleys. "All night long, all night, all night..." he warbled. Steppin out from behind a bush came Gnomette, Talullah and The Dreamers, looking stunning in shiny shoes embosed in red sequins. "Give me an 'F' " said Gnomette. "Do you want that with relish, or just the usual cheese

Cat
21-05-2005, 01:46 PM
Deep underwater, Faye's pale knight was loitering under a blanket of plankton and supermarket trolleys. "All night long, all night, all night..." he warbled. Steppin out from behind a bush came Gnomette, Talullah and The Dreamers, looking stunning in shiny shoes embosed in red sequins. "Give me an 'F' " said Gnomette. "Do you want that with relish, or just the usual cheese" gargled Brenda the head chef

survivorfan
21-05-2005, 02:07 PM
Deep underwater, Faye's pale knight was loitering under a blanket of plankton and supermarket trolleys. "All night long, all night, all night..." he warbled. Steppin out from behind a bush came Gnomette, Talullah and The Dreamers, looking stunning in shiny shoes embosed in red sequins. "Give me an 'F' " said Gnomette. "Do you want that with relish, or just the usual cheese" gargled Brenda the head chef of Crabs-U-Like ("We aim to

Fee For All
21-05-2005, 02:23 PM
Deep underwater, Faye's pale knight was loitering under a blanket of plankton and supermarket trolleys. "All night long, all night, all night..." he warbled. Steppin out from behind a bush came Gnomette, Talullah and The Dreamers, looking stunning in shiny shoes embosed in red sequins. "Give me an 'F' " said Gnomette. "Do you want that with relish, or just the usual cheese" gargled Brenda the head chef of Crabs-U-Like ("We aim to Miss") "But quick! I'm itching to

survivorfan
21-05-2005, 02:32 PM
Deep underwater, Faye's pale knight was loitering under a blanket of plankton and supermarket trolleys. "All night long, all night, all night..." he warbled. Steppin out from behind a bush came Gnomette, Talullah and The Dreamers, looking stunning in shiny shoes embosed in red sequins. "Give me an 'F' " said Gnomette. "Do you want that with relish, or just the usual cheese" gargled Brenda the head chef of Crabs-U-Like ("We aim to Miss") "But quick! I'm itching tonight like crazy, I don't

Fee For All
21-05-2005, 02:34 PM
Deep underwater, Faye's pale knight was loitering under a blanket of plankton and supermarket trolleys. "All night long, all night, all night..." he warbled. Steppin out from behind a bush came Gnomette, Talullah and The Dreamers, looking stunning in shiny shoes embosed in red sequins. "Give me an 'F' " said Gnomette. "Do you want that with relish, or just the usual cheese" gargled Brenda the head chef of Crabs-U-Like ("We aim to Miss") "But quick! I'm itching tonight like crazy, I don't want to hang around here with

survivorfan
21-05-2005, 02:37 PM
Deep underwater, Faye's pale knight was loitering under a blanket of plankton and supermarket trolleys. "All night long, all night, all night..." he warbled. Steppin out from behind a bush came Gnomette, Talullah and The Dreamers, looking stunning in shiny shoes embosed in red sequins. "Give me an 'F' " said Gnomette. "Do you want that with relish, or just the usual cheese" gargled Brenda the head chef of Crabs-U-Like ("We aim to Miss") "But quick! I'm itching tonight like crazy, I don't want to hang around here with you gnomes. Anyway, Anton

Fee For All
21-05-2005, 02:56 PM
Deep underwater, Faye's pale knight was loitering under a blanket of plankton and supermarket trolleys. "All night long, all night, all night..." he warbled. Steppin out from behind a bush came Gnomette, Talullah and The Dreamers, looking stunning in shiny shoes embosed in red sequins. "Give me an 'F' " said Gnomette. "Do you want that with relish, or just the usual cheese" gargled Brenda the head chef of Crabs-U-Like ("We aim to Miss") "But quick! I'm itching tonight like crazy, I don't want to hang around here with you gnomes. Anyway, Anton wants his crabs back, so that means

survivorfan
21-05-2005, 03:01 PM
Deep underwater, Faye's pale knight was loitering under a blanket of plankton and supermarket trolleys. "All night long, all night, all night..." he warbled. Steppin out from behind a bush came Gnomette, Talullah and The Dreamers, looking stunning in shiny shoes embosed in red sequins. "Give me an 'F' " said Gnomette. "Do you want that with relish, or just the usual cheese" gargled Brenda the head chef of Crabs-U-Like ("We aim to Miss") "But quick! I'm itching tonight like crazy, I don't want to hang around here with you gnomes. Anyway, Anton wants his crabs back, so that means be quick." Suddenly a dark

Fee For All
21-05-2005, 03:04 PM
Suddenly a dark shadow loomed over them! "I

Nox
21-05-2005, 03:39 PM
Suddenly a dark shadow loomed over them! "I meant to replace the light bulb

Fee For All
21-05-2005, 03:51 PM
Suddenly a dark shadow loomed over them! "I meant to replace the light bulb in my helmet" boomed the min

Cat
21-05-2005, 04:33 PM
Suddenly a dark shadow loomed over them! "I meant to replace the light bulb in my helmet" boomed the minute midget with a lisp. How

Patsy
21-05-2005, 05:31 PM
Suddenly a dark shadow loomed over them! "I meant to replace the light bulb in my helmet" boomed the minute midget with a lisp. "How thtwange! That lookth remarkably

Cat
22-05-2005, 09:09 AM
Suddenly a dark shadow loomed over them! "I meant to replace the light bulb in my helmet" boomed the minute midget with a lisp. "How thtwange! That lookth remarkably lithe Lionel Blair danthing on

survivorfan
22-05-2005, 10:13 AM
Suddenly a dark shadow loomed over them! "I meant to replace the light bulb in my helmet" boomed the minute midget with a lisp. "How thtwange! That lookth remarkably lithe Lionel Blair danthing on the theiling! These magic mush

Fee For All
22-05-2005, 04:20 PM
Suddenly a dark shadow loomed over them! "I meant to replace the light bulb in my helmet" boomed the minute midget with a lisp. "How thtwange! That lookth remarkably lithe Lionel Blair danthing on the theiling!"

"These magic mushrooms will sort that!" snapped Faye

survivorfan
23-05-2005, 11:33 AM
"These magic mushrooms will sort that!" snapped Faye when her new lover Zak star

Fee For All
23-05-2005, 11:40 AM
"These magic mushrooms will sort that!" snapped Faye when her new lover Zak, startrooper, first class, got his head

survivorfan
23-05-2005, 04:37 PM
"These magic mushrooms will sort that!" snapped Faye when her new lover Zak, startrooper, first class, got his headmaster's school report and burst

Nox
23-05-2005, 10:46 PM
"These magic mushrooms will sort that!" snapped Faye when her new lover Zak, startrooper, first class, got his headmaster's school report and burst. A piece of Zak's brain landed

Fee For All
24-05-2005, 12:41 AM
"These magic mushrooms will sort that!" snapped Faye when her new lover Zak, startrooper, first class, got his headmaster's school report and burst. A piece of Zak's brain landed a dream job acting as an

Cat
01-06-2005, 01:25 PM
"These magic mushrooms will sort that!" snapped Faye when her new lover Zak, startrooper, first class, got his headmaster's school report and burst. A piece of Zak's brain landed a dream job acting as an orange jelly on Neighbours

Cat
03-06-2005, 07:42 AM
Is nobody playing anymore :sad:

dab
03-06-2005, 01:18 PM
"These magic mushrooms will sort that!" snapped Faye when her new lover Zak, startrooper, first class, got his headmaster's school report and burst. A piece of Zak's brain landed a dream job acting as an orange jelly on Neighbours, rang all the music agents

Gelastic
03-06-2005, 06:34 PM
"These magic mushrooms will sort that!" snapped Faye when her new lover Zak, startrooper, first class, got his headmaster's school report and burst. A piece of Zak's brain landed a dream job acting as an orange jelly on Neighbours, rang all the music agents and told them to rack off. He

Fee For All
03-06-2005, 09:57 PM
"These magic mushrooms will sort that!" snapped Faye when her new lover Zak, startrooper, first class, got his headmaster's school report and burst. A piece of Zak's brain landed a dream job acting as an orange jelly on Neighbours, rang all the music agents and told them to rack off. He no longer needed to keep

Gelastic
03-06-2005, 10:36 PM
"These magic mushrooms will sort that!" snapped Faye when her new lover Zak, startrooper, first class, got his headmaster's school report and burst. A piece of Zak's brain landed a dream job acting as an orange jelly on Neighbours, rang all the music agents and told them to rack off. He no longer needed to keep doing them sexual favours

Fee For All
10-06-2005, 08:45 PM
"These magic mushrooms will sort that!" snapped Faye when her new lover Zak, startrooper, first class, got his headmaster's school report and burst. A piece of Zak's brain landed a dream job acting as an orange jelly on Neighbours, rang all the music agents and told them to rack off. He no longer needed to keep doing them sexual favours in that special way for which

survivorfan
15-06-2005, 02:51 PM
"These magic mushrooms will sort that!" snapped Faye when her new lover Zak, startrooper, first class, got his headmaster's school report and burst. A piece of Zak's brain landed a dream job acting as an orange jelly on Neighbours, rang all the music agents and told them to rack off. He no longer needed to keep doing them sexual favours in that special way for which he was famous.

Outside, a

dab
15-06-2005, 09:34 PM
Outside, a poet threw himself in front

Fee For All
15-06-2005, 09:49 PM
Outside, a poet threw himself in front of a rising meter in

dab
15-06-2005, 09:54 PM
Outside, a poet threw himself in front of a rising meter in a fit of impotent rage,

Fee For All
15-06-2005, 09:58 PM
Outside, a poet threw himself in front of a rising meter in a fit of impotent rage, but an heroic couplet

dab
15-06-2005, 10:01 PM
Outside, a poet threw himself in front of a rising meter in a fit of impotent rage, but an heroic couplet risked their final iambic

Fee For All
15-06-2005, 10:23 PM
Outside, a poet threw himself in front of a rising meter in a fit of impotent rage, but an heroic couplet risked their final iambic pentameter to lay waste

dab
15-06-2005, 10:27 PM
Outside, a poet threw himself in front of a rising meter in a fit of impotent rage, but an heroic couplet risked their final iambic pentameter to lay waste to all the lying rhymes they'd

Fee For All
15-06-2005, 10:34 PM
Outside, a poet threw himself in front of a rising meter in a fit of impotent rage, but an heroic couplet risked their final iambic pentameter to lay waste to all the lying rhymes they'd met a fortnight gone.

"Hi Koo!"

dab
15-06-2005, 10:39 PM
Outside, a poet threw himself in front of a rising meter in a fit of impotent rage, but an heroic couplet risked their final iambic pentameter to lay waste to all the lying rhymes they'd met a fortnight gone.

"Hi Koo!"

"Oh!" Koo started. "Hi Ka! Are

Fee For All
15-06-2005, 10:52 PM
Outside, a poet threw himself in front of a rising meter in a fit of impotent rage, but an heroic couplet risked their final iambic pentameter to lay waste to all the lying rhymes they'd met a fortnight gone.

"Hi Koo!"

"Oh!" Koo started. "Hi Ka! Are we done with the poncey stuff

dab
15-06-2005, 10:59 PM
Outside, a poet threw himself in front of a rising meter in a fit of impotent rage, but an heroic couplet risked their final iambic pentameter to lay waste to all the lying rhymes they'd met a fortnight gone.

"Hi Koo!"

"Oh!" Koo started. "Hi Ka! Are we done with the poncey stuff yet?"

"Yeah, let's go for a hard

Fee For All
15-06-2005, 11:01 PM
Outside, a poet threw himself in front of a rising meter in a fit of impotent rage, but an heroic couplet risked their final iambic pentameter to lay waste to all the lying rhymes they'd met a fortnight gone.

"Hi Koo!"

"Oh!" Koo started. "Hi Ka! Are we done with the poncey stuff yet?"

"Yeah, let's go for a hard core burst of filth that will bring

dab
16-06-2005, 06:00 AM
Outside, a poet threw himself in front of a rising meter in a fit of impotent rage, but an heroic couplet risked their final iambic pentameter to lay waste to all the lying rhymes they'd met a fortnight gone.

"Hi Koo!"

"Oh!" Koo started. "Hi Ka! Are we done with the poncey stuff yet?"

"Yeah, let's go for a hard core burst of filth that will bring Sunday Supplement journos

Fee For All
16-06-2005, 10:51 PM
Outside, a poet threw himself in front of a rising meter in a fit of impotent rage, but an heroic couplet risked their final iambic pentameter to lay waste to all the lying rhymes they'd met a fortnight gone.

"Hi Koo!"

"Oh!" Koo started. "Hi Ka! Are we done with the poncey stuff yet?"

"Yeah, let's go for a hard core burst of filth that will bring Sunday Supplement journos in their long coats running ov

survivorfan
17-06-2005, 04:37 PM
Outside, a poet threw himself in front of a rising meter in a fit of impotent rage, but an heroic couplet risked their final iambic pentameter to lay waste to all the lying rhymes they'd met a fortnight gone.

"Hi Koo!"

"Oh!" Koo started. "Hi Ka! Are we done with the poncey stuff yet?"

"Yeah, let's go for a hard core burst of filth that will bring Sunday Supplement journos in their long coats running over the fields of dreams to where

Fee For All
17-06-2005, 05:23 PM
Outside, a poet threw himself in front of a rising meter in a fit of impotent rage, but an heroic couplet risked their final iambic pentameter to lay waste to all the lying rhymes they'd met a fortnight gone.

"Hi Koo!"

"Oh!" Koo started. "Hi Ka! Are we done with the poncey stuff yet?"

"Yeah, let's go for a hard core burst of filth that will bring Sunday Supplement journos in their long coats running over the fields of dreams to where the babbling brook of bathos

dab
17-06-2005, 06:09 PM
Outside, a poet threw himself in front of a rising meter in a fit of impotent rage, but an heroic couplet risked their final iambic pentameter to lay waste to all the lying rhymes they'd met a fortnight gone.

"Hi Koo!"

"Oh!" Koo started. "Hi Ka! Are we done with the poncey stuff yet?"

"Yeah, let's go for a hard core burst of filth that will bring Sunday Supplement journos in their long coats running over the fields of dreams to where the babbling brook of bathos bubbled into a basin

Fee For All
17-06-2005, 06:12 PM
Outside, a poet threw himself in front of a rising meter in a fit of impotent rage, but an heroic couplet risked their final iambic pentameter to lay waste to all the lying rhymes they'd met a fortnight gone.

"Hi Koo!"

"Oh!" Koo started. "Hi Ka! Are we done with the poncey stuff yet?"

"Yeah, let's go for a hard core burst of filth that will bring Sunday Supplement journos in their long coats running over the fields of dreams to where the babbling brook of bathos bubbled into a basin brimful of bromide.

'Damn and

dab
18-06-2005, 02:28 PM
Outside, a poet threw himself in front of a rising meter in a fit of impotent rage, but an heroic couplet risked their final iambic pentameter to lay waste to all the lying rhymes they'd met a fortnight gone.

"Hi Koo!"

"Oh!" Koo started. "Hi Ka! Are we done with the poncey stuff yet?"

"Yeah, let's go for a hard core burst of filth that will bring Sunday Supplement journos in their long coats running over the fields of dreams to where the babbling brook of bathos bubbled into a basin brimful of bromide."

'Damn and blast,' spluttered Buster Gutt. 'What

Fee For All
18-06-2005, 03:13 PM
Outside, a poet threw himself in front of a rising meter in a fit of impotent rage, but an heroic couplet risked their final iambic pentameter to lay waste to all the lying rhymes they'd met a fortnight gone.

"Hi Koo!"

"Oh!" Koo started. "Hi Ka! Are we done with the poncey stuff yet?"

"Yeah, let's go for a hard core burst of filth that will bring Sunday Supplement journos in their long coats running over the fields of dreams to where the babbling brook of bathos bubbled into a basin brimful of bromide."

'Damn and blast,' spluttered Buster Gutt. 'What am I supposed to do with

survivorfan
19-06-2005, 11:22 AM
'Damn and blast,' spluttered Buster Gutt. 'What am I supposed to do with this piece of liver Faye left

PJ
20-06-2005, 05:45 PM
'Damn and blast,' spluttered Buster Gutt. 'What am I supposed to do with this piece of liver Faye left to me last year when she died?"

sayangmouse
23-06-2005, 07:32 PM
'Damn and blast,' spluttered Buster Gutt. 'What am I supposed to do with this piece of liver Faye left to me last year when she died?" Maybe our friend Hannibal...........

Fee For All
24-06-2005, 12:47 AM
'Damn and blast,' spluttered Buster Gutt. 'What am I supposed to do with this piece of liver Faye left to me last year when she died? Maybe our friend Hannibal could do us a favour by

survivorfan
26-06-2005, 03:47 PM
'Damn and blast,' spluttered Buster Gutt. 'What am I supposed to do with this piece of liver Faye left to me last year when she died? Maybe our friend Hannibal could do us a favour by taking it across the Alps

Fee For All
26-06-2005, 03:50 PM
'Damn and blast,' spluttered Buster Gutt. 'What am I supposed to do with this piece of liver Faye left to me last year when she died? Maybe our friend Hannibal could do us a favour by taking it across the Alps and shoving it hard up the

survivorfan
26-06-2005, 03:54 PM
'Damn and blast,' spluttered Buster Gutt. 'What am I supposed to do with this piece of liver Faye left to me last year when she died? Maybe our friend Hannibal could do us a favour by taking it across the Alps and shoving it hard up the south passage, that's his favour

Fee For All
26-06-2005, 04:03 PM
'Damn and blast,' spluttered Buster Gutt. 'What am I supposed to do with this piece of liver Faye left to me last year when she died? Maybe our friend Hannibal could do us a favour by taking it across the Alps and shoving it hard up the south passage, that's his favourite point of entry.'

With that,

survivorfan
26-06-2005, 04:19 PM
'Damn and blast,' spluttered Buster Gutt. 'What am I supposed to do with this piece of liver Faye left to me last year when she died? Maybe our friend Hannibal could do us a favour by taking it across the Alps and shoving it hard up the south passage, that's his favourite point of entry.'

With that, Buster leapt through the window

Fee For All
26-06-2005, 04:29 PM
'Damn and blast,' spluttered Buster Gutt. 'What am I supposed to do with this piece of liver Faye left to me last year when she died? Maybe our friend Hannibal could do us a favour by taking it across the Alps and shoving it hard up the south passage, that's his favourite point of entry.'

With that, Buster leapt through the window box, leaving a sad trail of

survivorfan
26-06-2005, 04:58 PM
'Damn and blast,' spluttered Buster Gutt. 'What am I supposed to do with this piece of liver Faye left to me last year when she died? Maybe our friend Hannibal could do us a favour by taking it across the Alps and shoving it hard up the south passage, that's his favourite point of entry.'

With that, Buster leapt through the window box, leaving a sad trail of unhappy petunias and

Fee For All
26-06-2005, 05:20 PM
'Damn and blast,' spluttered Buster Gutt. 'What am I supposed to do with this piece of liver Faye left to me last year when she died? Maybe our friend Hannibal could do us a favour by taking it across the Alps and shoving it hard up the south passage, that's his favourite point of entry.'

With that, Buster leapt through the window box, leaving a sad trail of unhappy petunias and headless heartsease to drift

Patsy
26-06-2005, 05:22 PM
'Damn and blast,' spluttered Buster Gutt. 'What am I supposed to do with this piece of liver Faye left to me last year when she died? Maybe our friend Hannibal could do us a favour by taking it across the Alps and shoving it hard up the south passage, that's his favourite point of entry.'

With that, Buster leapt through the window box, leaving a sad trail of unhappy petunias and headless heartsease to drift and bob in the moonlight. Crash!

dab
26-06-2005, 07:51 PM
Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by

Fee For All
26-06-2005, 08:33 PM
Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often

dab
26-06-2005, 09:05 PM
Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often volatile breath with mint choc

Fee For All
26-06-2005, 09:08 PM
Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often volatile breath with mint choc ice cream and gallons of his

dab
26-06-2005, 09:11 PM
Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often volatile breath with mint choc ice cream and gallons of historically authentic

Fee For All
26-06-2005, 09:14 PM
Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often volatile breath with mint choc ice cream and gallons of historically authentic olde mouthe washe that had been in

sayangmouse
27-06-2005, 07:39 PM
Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often volatile breath with mint choc ice cream and gallons of historically authentic olde mouthe washe that had been in his pouch bag. One day, a knight....

survivorfan
30-06-2005, 02:08 PM
Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often volatile breath with mint choc ice cream and gallons of historically authentic olde mouthe washe that had been in his pouch bag. One day, a knight....wearing bulging stainless steel

dab
30-06-2005, 04:36 PM
Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often volatile breath with mint choc ice cream and gallons of historically authentic olde mouthe washe that had been in his pouch bag. One day, a knight....wearing bulging stainless steel leiderhosen and a Greek

sayangmouse
30-06-2005, 04:51 PM
Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often volatile breath with mint choc ice cream and gallons of historically authentic olde mouthe washe that had been in his pouch bag. One day, a knight....wearing bulging stainless steel leiderhosen and a Greek fez, exclaimed "I love......

Fee For All
30-06-2005, 07:09 PM
Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often volatile breath with mint choc ice cream and gallons of historically authentic olde mouthe washe that had been in his pouch bag. One day, a knight....wearing bulging stainless steel leiderhosen and a Greek fez, exclaimed "I love Pina Colada and a

survivorfan
02-07-2005, 09:56 AM
Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often volatile breath with mint choc ice cream and gallons of historically authentic olde mouthe washe that had been in his pouch bag. One day, a knight....wearing bulging stainless steel leiderhosen and a Greek fez, exclaimed "I love Pina Colada and a nice packet of Hob Nobs!" He

Fee For All
02-07-2005, 10:19 AM
Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often volatile breath with mint choc ice cream and gallons of historically authentic olde mouthe washe that had been in his pouch bag. One day, a knight....wearing bulging stainless steel leiderhosen and a Greek fez, exclaimed "I love Pina Colada and a nice packet of Hob Nobs!" He put a Hob Nob parasol

survivorfan
02-07-2005, 10:21 AM
Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often volatile breath with mint choc ice cream and gallons of historically authentic olde mouthe washe that had been in his pouch bag. One day, a knight....wearing bulging stainless steel leiderhosen and a Greek fez, exclaimed "I love Pina Colada and a nice packet of Hob Nobs!" He put a Hob Nob parasol up as it was starting to

Fee For All
02-07-2005, 10:38 AM
Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often volatile breath with mint choc ice cream and gallons of historically authentic olde mouthe washe that had been in his pouch bag. One day, a knight....wearing bulging stainless steel leiderhosen and a Greek fez, exclaimed "I love Pina Colada and a nice packet of Hob Nobs!" He put a Hob Nob parasol up as it was starting to feel crushed in its rolled up

dab
02-07-2005, 11:31 AM
Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often volatile breath with mint choc ice cream and gallons of historically authentic olde mouthe washe that had been in his pouch bag. One day, a knight....wearing bulging stainless steel leiderhosen and a Greek fez, exclaimed "I love Pina Colada and a nice packet of Hob Nobs!" He put a Hob Nob parasol up as it was starting to feel crushed in its rolled up faux-leather parachute bag,

sayangmouse
02-07-2005, 01:43 PM
Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often volatile breath with mint choc ice cream and gallons of historically authentic olde mouthe washe that had been in his pouch bag. One day, a knight....wearing bulging stainless steel leiderhosen and a Greek fez, exclaimed "I love Pina Colada and a nice packet of Hob Nobs!" He put a Hob Nob parasol up as it was starting to feel crushed in its rolled up faux-leather parachute bag, then he ate it instead.

Cat
02-07-2005, 04:00 PM
Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often volatile breath with mint choc ice cream and gallons of historically authentic olde mouthe washe that had been in his pouch bag. One day, a knight....wearing bulging stainless steel leiderhosen and a Greek fez, exclaimed "I love Pina Colada and a nice packet of Hob Nobs!" He put a Hob Nob parasol up as it was starting to feel crushed in its rolled up faux-leather parachute bag, then he ate it instead. Margaret Thatcher pulled on her

Fee For All
02-07-2005, 04:42 PM
Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often volatile breath with mint choc ice cream and gallons of historically authentic olde mouthe washe that had been in his pouch bag. One day, a knight....wearing bulging stainless steel leiderhosen and a Greek fez, exclaimed "I love Pina Colada and a nice packet of Hob Nobs!" He put a Hob Nob parasol up as it was starting to feel crushed in its rolled up faux-leather parachute bag, then he ate it instead. Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's

Cat
02-07-2005, 05:43 PM
Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often volatile breath with mint choc ice cream and gallons of historically authentic olde mouthe washe that had been in his pouch bag. One day, a knight....wearing bulging stainless steel leiderhosen and a Greek fez, exclaimed "I love Pina Colada and a nice packet of Hob Nobs!" He put a Hob Nob parasol up as it was starting to feel crushed in its rolled up faux-leather parachute bag, then he ate it instead. Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's
water proof wellington boots

Fee For All
02-07-2005, 05:47 PM
Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often volatile breath with mint choc ice cream and gallons of historically authentic olde mouthe washe that had been in his pouch bag. One day, a knight....wearing bulging stainless steel leiderhosen and a Greek fez, exclaimed "I love Pina Colada and a nice packet of Hob Nobs!" He put a Hob Nob parasol up as it was starting to feel crushed in its rolled up faux-leather parachute bag, then he ate it instead. Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's
water proof wellington boots and tugged at the crease in his

Cat
02-07-2005, 06:09 PM
Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often volatile breath with mint choc ice cream and gallons of historically authentic olde mouthe washe that had been in his pouch bag. One day, a knight....wearing bulging stainless steel leiderhosen and a Greek fez, exclaimed "I love Pina Colada and a nice packet of Hob Nobs!" He put a Hob Nob parasol up as it was starting to feel crushed in its rolled up faux-leather parachute bag, then he ate it instead. Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's
water proof wellington boots and tugged at the crease in his soft, light blue silky hot pants
__________________

Fee For All
02-07-2005, 06:33 PM
Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's
water proof wellington boots and tugged at the crease in his soft, light blue silky hot pants until she drew level with

Cat
03-07-2005, 07:53 AM
Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's
water proof wellington boots and tugged at the crease in his soft, light blue silky hot pants until she drew level with the sequined embroidered pouch

survivorfan
03-07-2005, 08:47 AM
Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's
water proof wellington boots and tugged at the crease in his soft, light blue silky hot pants until she drew level with the sequined embroidered pouch which bulged in the moonlight like

Fee For All
03-07-2005, 12:12 PM
Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's
water proof wellington boots and tugged at the crease in his soft, light blue silky hot pants until she drew level with the sequined embroidered pouch which bulged in the moonlight like a sleeping ferret in a

dab
03-07-2005, 12:47 PM
Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's water proof wellington boots and tugged at the crease in his soft, light blue silky hot pants until she drew level with the sequined embroidered pouch which bulged in the moonlight like a sleeping ferret in a velvet sack. Tugging gently

Cat
03-07-2005, 04:19 PM
Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's water proof wellington boots and tugged at the crease in his soft, light blue silky hot pants until she drew level with the sequined embroidered pouch which bulged in the moonlight like a sleeping ferret in a velvet sack. Tugging gently at her new giant kite strings

survivorfan
03-07-2005, 08:28 PM
Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's water proof wellington boots and tugged at the crease in his soft, light blue silky hot pants until she drew level with the sequined embroidered pouch which bulged in the moonlight like a sleeping ferret in a velvet sack. Tugging gently at her new giant kite strings Faye secretly watched them from

Cat
05-07-2005, 06:32 AM
Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's water proof wellington boots and tugged at the crease in his soft, light blue silky hot pants until she drew level with the sequined embroidered pouch which bulged in the moonlight like a sleeping ferret in a velvet sack. Tugging gently at her new giant kite strings Faye secretly watched them from her new Anderson Shelter

survivorfan
05-07-2005, 08:34 AM
Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's water proof wellington boots and tugged at the crease in his soft, light blue silky hot pants until she drew level with the sequined embroidered pouch which bulged in the moonlight like a sleeping ferret in a velvet sack. Tugging gently at her new giant kite strings Faye secretly watched them from her new Anderson Shelter, her eyes popping as Mags pulled

Cat
05-07-2005, 07:19 PM
Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's water proof wellington boots and tugged at the crease in his soft, light blue silky hot pants until she drew level with the sequined embroidered pouch which bulged in the moonlight like a sleeping ferret in a velvet sack. Tugging gently at her new giant kite strings Faye secretly watched them from her new Anderson Shelter, her eyes popping as Mags pulled out her new manifesto

survivorfan
05-07-2005, 07:35 PM
Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's water proof wellington boots and tugged at the crease in his soft, light blue silky hot pants until she drew level with the sequined embroidered pouch which bulged in the moonlight like a sleeping ferret in a velvet sack. Tugging gently at her new giant kite strings Faye secretly watched them from her new Anderson Shelter, her eyes popping as Mags pulled out her new manifesto, rolled it up, and started whacking

Cat
06-07-2005, 05:46 AM
Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's water proof wellington boots and tugged at the crease in his soft, light blue silky hot pants until she drew level with the sequined embroidered pouch which bulged in the moonlight like a sleeping ferret in a velvet sack. Tugging gently at her new giant kite strings Faye secretly watched them from her new Anderson Shelter, her eyes popping as Mags pulled out her new manifesto, rolled it up, and started whacking herself on the butt, GEE UP

survivorfan
06-07-2005, 08:20 AM
Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's water proof wellington boots and tugged at the crease in his soft, light blue silky hot pants until she drew level with the sequined embroidered pouch which bulged in the moonlight like a sleeping ferret in a velvet sack. Tugging gently at her new giant kite strings Faye secretly watched them from her new Anderson Shelter, her eyes popping as Mags pulled out her new manifesto, rolled it up, and started whacking herself on the butt, GEE UP MAGGIE! Faye caught her breath as

sayangmouse
08-07-2005, 08:00 AM
Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's water proof wellington boots and tugged at the crease in his soft, light blue silky hot pants until she drew level with the sequined embroidered pouch which bulged in the moonlight like a sleeping ferret in a velvet sack. Tugging gently at her new giant kite strings Faye secretly watched them from her new Anderson Shelter, her eyes popping as Mags pulled out her new manifesto, rolled it up, and started whacking herself on the butt, GEE UP MAGGIE! Faye caught her breath as she saw Tony Blair on his knees......

Cat
08-07-2005, 03:17 PM
Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's water proof wellington boots and tugged at the crease in his soft, light blue silky hot pants until she drew level with the sequined embroidered pouch which bulged in the moonlight like a sleeping ferret in a velvet sack. Tugging gently at her new giant kite strings Faye secretly watched them from her new Anderson Shelter, her eyes popping as Mags pulled out her new manifesto, rolled it up, and started whacking herself on the butt, GEE UP MAGGIE! Faye caught her breath as she saw Tony Blair on his knees and singing Abide With Me.

survivorfan
12-07-2005, 10:21 AM
Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's water proof wellington boots and tugged at the crease in his soft, light blue silky hot pants until she drew level with the sequined embroidered pouch which bulged in the moonlight like a sleeping ferret in a velvet sack. Tugging gently at her new giant kite strings Faye secretly watched them from her new Anderson Shelter, her eyes popping as Mags pulled out her new manifesto, rolled it up, and started whacking herself on the butt, GEE UP MAGGIE! Faye caught her breath as she saw Tony Blair on his knees and singing Abide With Me.

A sudden movement behind

Cat
21-07-2005, 06:21 AM
Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's water proof wellington boots and tugged at the crease in his soft, light blue silky hot pants until she drew level with the sequined embroidered pouch which bulged in the moonlight like a sleeping ferret in a velvet sack. Tugging gently at her new giant kite strings Faye secretly watched them from her new Anderson Shelter, her eyes popping as Mags pulled out her new manifesto, rolled it up, and started whacking herself on the butt, GEE UP MAGGIE! Faye caught her breath as she saw Tony Blair on his knees and singing Abide With Me.

A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye

survivorfan
22-07-2005, 12:12 PM
A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabin

dab
22-07-2005, 01:05 PM
A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and

Cat
22-07-2005, 05:41 PM
A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and excitedly started to

sayangmouse
23-07-2005, 03:09 PM
A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and excitedly started to admit they were Russian spies

Fee For All
23-07-2005, 03:17 PM
A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and excitedly started to admit they were Russian spiesA sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and excitedly started to admit they were Russian spies on a secret mission to

Cat
24-07-2005, 04:00 PM
A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and excitedly started to admit they were Russian spies on a secret mission to Weston Super Mare. Although

survivorfan
28-07-2005, 10:57 AM
A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and excitedly started to admit they were Russian spies on a secret mission to Weston Super Mare. Although Faye had a secret longing

Cat
28-07-2005, 11:05 AM
A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and excitedly started to admit they were Russian spies on a secret mission to Weston Super Mare. Although Faye had a secret longing to wear a Russian Trench Coat

survivorfan
28-07-2005, 11:07 AM
A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and excitedly started to admit they were Russian spies on a secret mission to Weston Super Mare. Although Faye had a secret longing to wear a Russian Trench Coat (ever since that night when she

Cat
28-07-2005, 11:59 AM
A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and excitedly started to admit they were Russian spies on a secret mission to Weston Super Mare. Although Faye had a secret longing to wear a Russian Trench Coat (ever since that night when she polka'd naked Gustov

survivorfan
28-07-2005, 12:15 PM
A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and excitedly started to admit they were Russian spies on a secret mission to Weston Super Mare. Although Faye had a secret longing to wear a Russian Trench Coat (ever since that night when she polka'd naked Gustov on the stairs, in the ruins

Cat
28-07-2005, 01:11 PM
A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and excitedly started to admit they were Russian spies on a secret mission to Weston Super Mare. Although Faye had a secret longing to wear a Russian Trench Coat (ever since that night when she polka'd naked Gustov on the stairs, in the ruins of the Tsar's castle in Minsk),

survivorfan
28-07-2005, 01:24 PM
A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and excitedly started to admit they were Russian spies on a secret mission to Weston Super Mare. Although Faye had a secret longing to wear a Russian Trench Coat (ever since that night when she polka'd naked Gustov on the stairs, in the ruins of the Tsar's castle in Minsk), certain undercurrents made

Cat
28-07-2005, 01:31 PM
A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and excitedly started to admit they were Russian spies on a secret mission to Weston Super Mare. Although Faye had a secret longing to wear a Russian Trench Coat (ever since that night when she polka'd naked Gustov on the stairs, in the ruins of the Tsar's castle in Minsk), certain undercurrents made her feel that something was wrong

survivorfan
28-07-2005, 01:40 PM
A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and excitedly started to admit they were Russian spies on a secret mission to Weston Super Mare. Although Faye had a secret longing to wear a Russian Trench Coat (ever since that night when she polka'd naked Gustov on the stairs, in the ruins of the Tsar's castle in Minsk), certain undercurrents made her feel that something was wrong. She tried to put her finger

Cat
28-07-2005, 01:59 PM
A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and excitedly started to admit they were Russian spies on a secret mission to Weston Super Mare. Although Faye had a secret longing to wear a Russian Trench Coat (ever since that night when she polka'd naked Gustov on the stairs, in the ruins of the Tsar's castle in Minsk), certain undercurrents made her feel that something was wrong. She tried to put her finger in the ear of a passing

Patsy
28-07-2005, 02:01 PM
[QUOTE=Cat]A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and excitedly started to admit they were Russian spies on a secret mission to Weston Super Mare. Although Faye had a secret longing to wear a Russian Trench Coat (ever since that night when she polka'd naked Gustov on the stairs, in the ruins of the Tsar's castle in Minsk), certain undercurrents made her feel that something was wrong. She tried to put her finger in the ear of a passing student gynaechologist

Cat
28-07-2005, 02:07 PM
A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and excitedly started to admit they were Russian spies on a secret mission to Weston Super Mare. Although Faye had a secret longing to wear a Russian Trench Coat (ever since that night when she polka'd naked Gustov on the stairs, in the ruins of the Tsar's castle in Minsk), certain undercurrents made her feel that something was wrong. She tried to put her finger in the ear of a passing student gynaechologist who was wearing marigolds

Patsy
28-07-2005, 02:09 PM
A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and excitedly started to admit they were Russian spies on a secret mission to Weston Super Mare. Although Faye had a secret longing to wear a Russian Trench Coat (ever since that night when she polka'd naked Gustov on the stairs, in the ruins of the Tsar's castle in Minsk), certain undercurrents made her feel that something was wrong. She tried to put her finger in the ear of a passing student gynaechologist who was wearing marigolds on both feet, for some reason.

Cat
28-07-2005, 02:25 PM
A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and excitedly started to admit they were Russian spies on a secret mission to Weston Super Mare. Although Faye had a secret longing to wear a Russian Trench Coat (ever since that night when she polka'd naked Gustov on the stairs, in the ruins of the Tsar's castle in Minsk), certain undercurrents made her feel that something was wrong. She tried to put her finger in the ear of a passing student gynaechologist who was wearing marigolds on both feet, for some reason.

Suddenly she felt an ice

Patsy
28-07-2005, 02:29 PM
A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and excitedly started to admit they were Russian spies on a secret mission to Weston Super Mare. Although Faye had a secret longing to wear a Russian Trench Coat (ever since that night when she polka'd naked Gustov on the stairs, in the ruins of the Tsar's castle in Minsk), certain undercurrents made her feel that something was wrong. She tried to put her finger in the ear of a passing student gynaechologist who was wearing marigolds on both feet, for some reason.

Suddenly she felt an ice lolly hit her in the side

survivorfan
28-07-2005, 02:35 PM
Suddenly she felt an ice lolly hit her in the sideboard. "What made me wear that side

Patsy
28-07-2005, 02:44 PM
Suddenly she felt an ice lolly hit her in the sideboard. "What made me wear that sideboard", queried the gynae. She

Cat
28-07-2005, 03:30 PM
Suddenly she felt an ice lolly hit her in the sideboard. "What made me wear that sideboard", queried the gynae. She then exploded into a

dab
28-07-2005, 03:45 PM
Suddenly she felt an ice lolly hit her in the sideboard. "What made me wear that sideboard", queried the gynae. She then exploded into a shower of angry purple

Cat
28-07-2005, 04:01 PM
Suddenly she felt an ice lolly hit her in the sideboard. "What made me wear that sideboard", queried the gynae. She then exploded into a shower of angry purple plums ricocheting off the

sayangmouse
29-07-2005, 07:37 PM
Suddenly she felt an ice lolly hit her in the sideboard. "What made me wear that sideboard", queried the gynae. She then exploded into a shower of angry purple plums ricocheting off the Guide Dog's head, who lifted his

Fee For All
29-07-2005, 09:12 PM
Suddenly she felt an ice lolly hit her in the sideboard. "What made me wear that sideboard", queried the gynae. She then exploded into a shower of angry purple plums ricocheting off the Guide Dog's head, who lifted his eyes up to the hills from

Cat
30-07-2005, 10:21 AM
Suddenly she felt an ice lolly hit her in the sideboard. "What made me wear that sideboard", queried the gynae. She then exploded into a shower of angry purple plums ricocheting off the Guide Dog's head, who lifted his eyes up to the hills from the sockets in his head. DING

dab
30-07-2005, 10:31 AM
Suddenly she felt an ice lolly hit her in the sideboard. "What made me wear that sideboard", queried the gynae. She then exploded into a shower of angry purple plums ricocheting off the Guide Dog's head, who lifted his eyes up to the hills from the sockets in his head. DING DING said the Crazy Frog. For

Cat
30-07-2005, 10:35 AM
Suddenly she felt an ice lolly hit her in the sideboard. "What made me wear that sideboard", queried the gynae. She then exploded into a shower of angry purple plums ricocheting off the Guide Dog's head, who lifted his eyes up to the hills from the sockets in his head. DING DING said the Crazy Frog. Forking hell! cried Faye What was that?

Fee For All
30-07-2005, 10:40 AM
Suddenly she felt an ice lolly hit her in the sideboard. "What made me wear that sideboard", queried the gynae. She then exploded into a shower of angry purple plums ricocheting off the Guide Dog's head, who lifted his eyes up to the hills from the sockets in his head. DING DING said the Crazy Frog. Forking hell! cried Faye What was that?

'Only me!'. It was a voice

Cat
30-07-2005, 12:59 PM
Suddenly she felt an ice lolly hit her in the sideboard. "What made me wear that sideboard", queried the gynae. She then exploded into a shower of angry purple plums ricocheting off the Guide Dog's head, who lifted his eyes up to the hills from the sockets in his head. DING DING said the Crazy Frog. Forking hell! cried Faye What was that?

'Only me!'. It was a voice she knew very well indeed.

Fee For All
30-07-2005, 01:03 PM
Suddenly she felt an ice lolly hit her in the sideboard. "What made me wear that sideboard", queried the gynae. She then exploded into a shower of angry purple plums ricocheting off the Guide Dog's head, who lifted his eyes up to the hills from the sockets in his head. DING DING said the Crazy Frog. Forking hell! cried Faye What was that?

'Only me!'. It was a voice she knew very well indeed. In fact it was her own soft

Cat
30-07-2005, 03:19 PM
Suddenly she felt an ice lolly hit her in the sideboard. "What made me wear that sideboard", queried the gynae. She then exploded into a shower of angry purple plums ricocheting off the Guide Dog's head, who lifted his eyes up to the hills from the sockets in his head. DING DING said the Crazy Frog. Forking hell! cried Faye What was that?

'Only me!'. It was a voice she knew very well indeed. In fact it was her own soft, squidgy duckbilled platypus

Fee For All
30-07-2005, 03:21 PM
Suddenly she felt an ice lolly hit her in the sideboard. "What made me wear that sideboard", queried the gynae. She then exploded into a shower of angry purple plums ricocheting off the Guide Dog's head, who lifted his eyes up to the hills from the sockets in his head. DING DING said the Crazy Frog. Forking hell! cried Faye What was that?

'Only me!'. It was a voice she knew very well indeed. In fact it was her own soft, squidgy duckbilled platypus, Plato, who she thought had been

sayangmouse
31-07-2005, 05:59 PM
Suddenly she felt an ice lolly hit her in the sideboard. "What made me wear that sideboard", queried the gynae. She then exploded into a shower of angry purple plums ricocheting off the Guide Dog's head, who lifted his eyes up to the hills from the sockets in his head. DING DING said the Crazy Frog. Forking hell! cried Faye What was that?

'Only me!'. It was a voice she knew very well indeed. In fact it was her own soft, squidgy duckbilled platypus, Plato, who she thought had been mute until he sang Ernie

Fee For All
31-07-2005, 06:16 PM
Suddenly she felt an ice lolly hit her in the sideboard. "What made me wear that sideboard", queried the gynae. She then exploded into a shower of angry purple plums ricocheting off the Guide Dog's head, who lifted his eyes up to the hills from the sockets in his head. DING DING said the Crazy Frog. Forking hell! cried Faye What was that?

'Only me!'. It was a voice she knew very well indeed. In fact it was her own soft, squidgy duckbilled platypus, Plato, who she thought had been mute until he sang Ernie in g flat major and gave

survivorfan
13-08-2005, 01:25 PM
'Only me!'. It was a voice she knew very well indeed. In fact it was her own soft, squidgy duckbilled platypus, Plato, who she thought had been mute until he sang Ernie in g flat major and gave our Faye her biggest thrill since

Fee For All
13-08-2005, 01:32 PM
'Only me!'. It was a voice she knew very well indeed. In fact it was her own soft, squidgy duckbilled platypus, Plato, who she thought had been mute until he sang Ernie in g flat major and gave our Faye her biggest thrill since the fifteenth of May when she

survivorfan
13-08-2005, 01:53 PM
'Only me!'. It was a voice she knew very well indeed. In fact it was her own soft, squidgy duckbilled platypus, Plato, who she thought had been mute until he sang Ernie in g flat major and gave our Faye her biggest thrill since the fifteenth of May when she had spent three hours locked in a

Fee For All
13-08-2005, 02:11 PM
'Only me!'. It was a voice she knew very well indeed. In fact it was her own soft, squidgy duckbilled platypus, Plato, who she thought had been mute until he sang Ernie in g flat major and gave our Faye her biggest thrill since the fifteenth of May when she had spent three hours locked in a passionate embrace with her

survivorfan
13-08-2005, 02:17 PM
'Only me!'. It was a voice she knew very well indeed. In fact it was her own soft, squidgy duckbilled platypus, Plato, who she thought had been mute until he sang Ernie in g flat major and gave our Faye her biggest thrill since the fifteenth of May when she had spent three hours locked in a passionate embrace with her accordian teacher and

Fee For All
13-08-2005, 02:21 PM
'Only me!'. It was a voice she knew very well indeed. In fact it was her own soft, squidgy duckbilled platypus, Plato, who she thought had been mute until he sang Ernie in g flat major and gave our Faye her biggest thrill since the fifteenth of May when she had spent three hours locked in a passionate embrace with her accordian teacher and had her bazooms caught in his

survivorfan
13-08-2005, 02:24 PM
'Only me!'. It was a voice she knew very well indeed. In fact it was her own soft, squidgy duckbilled platypus, Plato, who she thought had been mute until he sang Ernie in g flat major and gave our Faye her biggest thrill since the fifteenth of May when she had spent three hours locked in a passionate embrace with her accordian teacher and had her bazooms caught in his Hohner Diatonic.

"Please

Fee For All
13-08-2005, 02:25 PM
'Only me!'. It was a voice she knew very well indeed. In fact it was her own soft, squidgy duckbilled platypus, Plato, who she thought had been mute until he sang Ernie in g flat major and gave our Faye her biggest thrill since the fifteenth of May when she had spent three hours locked in a passionate embrace with her accordian teacher and had her bazooms caught in his Hohner Diatonic.

"Please sir", she had said at the time,

survivorfan
13-08-2005, 02:27 PM
'Only me!'. It was a voice she knew very well indeed. In fact it was her own soft, squidgy duckbilled platypus, Plato, who she thought had been mute until he sang Ernie in g flat major and gave our Faye her biggest thrill since the fifteenth of May when she had spent three hours locked in a passionate embrace with her accordian teacher and had her bazooms caught in his Hohner Diatonic.

"Please sir", she had said at the time, "what will happen if I press

Fee For All
13-08-2005, 02:30 PM
'Only me!'. It was a voice she knew very well indeed. In fact it was her own soft, squidgy duckbilled platypus, Plato, who she thought had been mute until he sang Ernie in g flat major and gave our Faye her biggest thrill since the fifteenth of May when she had spent three hours locked in a passionate embrace with her accordian teacher and had her bazooms caught in his Hohner Diatonic.

"Please sir", she had said at the time, "what will happen if I press your trousers without putting

survivorfan
13-08-2005, 02:33 PM
'Only me!'. It was a voice she knew very well indeed. In fact it was her own soft, squidgy duckbilled platypus, Plato, who she thought had been mute until he sang Ernie in g flat major and gave our Faye her biggest thrill since the fifteenth of May when she had spent three hours locked in a passionate embrace with her accordian teacher and had her bazooms caught in his Hohner Diatonic.

"Please sir", she had said at the time, "what will happen if I press your trousers without putting the iron on 'steam' setting?" He

Fee For All
13-08-2005, 02:36 PM
'Only me!'. It was a voice she knew very well indeed. In fact it was her own soft, squidgy duckbilled platypus, Plato, who she thought had been mute until he sang Ernie in g flat major and gave our Faye her biggest thrill since the fifteenth of May when she had spent three hours locked in a passionate embrace with her accordian teacher and had her bazooms caught in his Hohner Diatonic.

"Please sir", she had said at the time, "what will happen if I press your trousers without putting the iron on 'steam' setting?" He frowned and cast a withering

survivorfan
13-08-2005, 02:38 PM
'Only me!'. It was a voice she knew very well indeed. In fact it was her own soft, squidgy duckbilled platypus, Plato, who she thought had been mute until he sang Ernie in g flat major and gave our Faye her biggest thrill since the fifteenth of May when she had spent three hours locked in a passionate embrace with her accordian teacher and had her bazooms caught in his Hohner Diatonic.

"Please sir", she had said at the time, "what will happen if I press your trousers without putting the iron on 'steam' setting?" He frowned and cast a withering rose on the table. "You see

Fee For All
13-08-2005, 02:40 PM
"Please sir", she had said at the time, "what will happen if I press your trousers without putting the iron on 'steam' setting?" He frowned and cast a withering rose on the table. "You see, my dear, without moisture, it

survivorfan
13-08-2005, 02:42 PM
"Please sir", she had said at the time, "what will happen if I press your trousers without putting the iron on 'steam' setting?" He frowned and cast a withering rose on the table. "You see, my dear, without moisture, it doesn't slide smoothly." Faye blushed

Fee For All
13-08-2005, 02:48 PM
"Please sir", she had said at the time, "what will happen if I press your trousers without putting the iron on 'steam' setting?" He frowned and cast a withering rose on the table. "You see, my dear, without moisture, it doesn't slide smoothly." Faye blushed - a blush as pink as the small

survivorfan
13-08-2005, 02:54 PM
"Please sir", she had said at the time, "what will happen if I press your trousers without putting the iron on 'steam' setting?" He frowned and cast a withering rose on the table. "You see, my dear, without moisture, it doesn't slide smoothly." Faye blushed - a blush as pink as the small, withering, yet still pink

Fee For All
13-08-2005, 03:00 PM
"Please sir", she had said at the time, "what will happen if I press your trousers without putting the iron on 'steam' setting?" He frowned and cast a withering rose on the table. "You see, my dear, without moisture, it doesn't slide smoothly." Faye blushed - a blush as pink as the small, withering, yet still pink, pink withering small thing that

survivorfan
13-08-2005, 03:03 PM
"Please sir", she had said at the time, "what will happen if I press your trousers without putting the iron on 'steam' setting?" He frowned and cast a withering rose on the table. "You see, my dear, without moisture, it doesn't slide smoothly." Faye blushed - a blush as pink as the small, withering, yet still pink, pink withering small thing that withered pinkly under her

Fee For All
13-08-2005, 03:05 PM
"Please sir", she had said at the time, "what will happen if I press your trousers without putting the iron on 'steam' setting?" He frowned and cast a withering rose on the table. "You see, my dear, without moisture, it doesn't slide smoothly." Faye blushed - a blush as pink as the small, withering, yet still pink, pink withering small thing that withered pinkly under her pinkly blushing, withering

survivorfan
13-08-2005, 03:10 PM
"Please sir", she had said at the time, "what will happen if I press your trousers without putting the iron on 'steam' setting?" He frowned and cast a withering rose on the table. "You see, my dear, without moisture, it doesn't slide smoothly." Faye blushed - a blush as pink as the small, withering, yet still pink, pink withering small thing that withered pinkly under her pinkly blushing, withering gaze, which though her pink glasses

Spyder
02-09-2005, 06:31 AM
"Please sir", she had said at the time, "what will happen if I press your trousers without putting the iron on 'steam' setting?" He frowned and cast a withering rose on the table. "You see, my dear, without moisture, it doesn't slide smoothly." Faye blushed - a blush as pink as the small, withering, yet still pink, pink withering small thing that withered pinkly under her pinkly blushing, withering gaze, which though her pink glasses looked more like santa's pink nose.

survivorfan
02-09-2005, 11:48 AM
"Please sir", she had said at the time, "what will happen if I press your trousers without putting the iron on 'steam' setting?" He frowned and cast a withering rose on the table. "You see, my dear, without moisture, it doesn't slide smoothly." Faye blushed - a blush as pink as the small, withering, yet still pink, pink withering small thing that withered pinkly under her pinkly blushing, withering gaze, which though her pink glasses looked more like santa's pink nose.

Then Faye turned pale - as pale as

Fee For All
29-09-2005, 07:59 PM
"Please sir", she had said at the time, "what will happen if I press your trousers without putting the iron on 'steam' setting?" He frowned and cast a withering rose on the table. "You see, my dear, without moisture, it doesn't slide smoothly." Faye blushed - a blush as pink as the small, withering, yet still pink, pink withering small thing that withered pinkly under her pinkly blushing, withering gaze, which though her pink glasses looked more like santa's pink nose.

Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless

survivorfan
30-09-2005, 03:45 PM
Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic al

Fee For All
09-06-2007, 05:44 PM
Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red

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Coastie
09-06-2007, 06:31 PM
"Please sir", she had said at the time, "what will happen if I press your trousers without putting the iron on 'steam' setting?" He frowned and cast a withering rose on the table. "You see, my dear, without moisture, it doesn't slide smoothly." Faye blushed - a blush as pink as the small, withering, yet still pink, pink withering small thing that withered pinkly under her pinkly blushing, withering gaze, which though her pink glasses looked more like santa's pink nose.

Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red lips now the colour of a...

Fee For All
09-06-2007, 07:17 PM
"Please sir", she had said at the time, "what will happen if I press your trousers without putting the iron on 'steam' setting?" He frowned and cast a withering rose on the table. "You see, my dear, without moisture, it doesn't slide smoothly." Faye blushed - a blush as pink as the small, withering, yet still pink, pink withering small thing that withered pinkly under her pinkly blushing, withering gaze, which though her pink glasses looked more like santa's pink nose.

Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red lips, now the colour of Anton's discarded, greying

survivorfan
09-06-2007, 07:47 PM
"Please sir", she had said at the time, "what will happen if I press your trousers without putting the iron on 'steam' setting?" He frowned and cast a withering rose on the table. "You see, my dear, without moisture, it doesn't slide smoothly." Faye blushed - a blush as pink as the small, withering, yet still pink, pink withering small thing that withered pinkly under her pinkly blushing, withering gaze, which though her pink glasses looked more like santa's pink nose.

Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red lips, now the colour of Anton's discarded, greying school jumper (knitted by his

Fee For All
09-06-2007, 08:58 PM
Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red lips, now the colour of Anton's discarded, greying school jumper (knitted by his housemaster using a pair

survivorfan
10-06-2007, 05:54 AM
Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red lips, now the colour of Anton's discarded, greying school jumper (knitted by his housemaster using a pair of ex-army forceps), twitched

Fee For All
10-06-2007, 10:40 AM
Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red lips, now the colour of Anton's discarded, greying school jumper (knitted by his housemaster using a pair of ex-army forceps), twitched like a constipated dog's

survivorfan
10-06-2007, 10:56 AM
Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red lips, now the colour of Anton's discarded, greying school jumper (knitted by his housemaster using a pair of ex-army forceps), twitched like a constipated dog's ar$e. Suddenly the phone rang.

Fee For All
10-06-2007, 11:08 AM
Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red lips, now the colour of Anton's discarded, greying school jumper (knitted by his housemaster using a pair of ex-army forceps), twitched like a constipated dog's ar$e. Suddenly the phone rang.

Twice.

'Make it stop!' wept Faye, look

survivorfan
10-06-2007, 12:40 PM
Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red lips, now the colour of Anton's discarded, greying school jumper (knitted by his housemaster using a pair of ex-army forceps), twitched like a constipated dog's ar$e. Suddenly the phone rang.

Twice.

'Make it stop!' wept Faye, looking for inspiration at

Fee For All
10-06-2007, 12:45 PM
Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red lips, now the colour of Anton's discarded, greying school jumper (knitted by his housemaster using a pair of ex-army forceps), twitched like a constipated dog's ar$e. Suddenly the phone rang.

Twice.

'Make it stop!' wept Faye, looking for inspiration at an athletic Swedish mass

survivorfan
10-06-2007, 12:57 PM
Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red lips, now the colour of Anton's discarded, greying school jumper (knitted by his housemaster using a pair of ex-army forceps), twitched like a constipated dog's ar$e. Suddenly the phone rang.

Twice.

'Make it stop!' wept Faye, looking for inspiration at an athletic Swedish mass choir which was engaged in a

Fee For All
10-06-2007, 01:07 PM
Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red lips, now the colour of Anton's discarded, greying school jumper (knitted by his housemaster using a pair of ex-army forceps), twitched like a constipated dog's ar$e. Suddenly the phone rang.

Twice.

'Make it stop!' wept Faye, looking for inspiration at an athletic Swedish mass choir which was engaged in animated group sex with the

survivorfan
10-06-2007, 01:14 PM
Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red lips, now the colour of Anton's discarded, greying school jumper (knitted by his housemaster using a pair of ex-army forceps), twitched like a constipated dog's ar$e. Suddenly the phone rang.

Twice.

'Make it stop!' wept Faye, looking for inspiration at an athletic Swedish mass choir which was engaged in animated group sex with the local Boys' Brigade. But the

Fee For All
10-06-2007, 01:18 PM
Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red lips, now the colour of Anton's discarded, greying school jumper (knitted by his housemaster using a pair of ex-army forceps), twitched like a constipated dog's ar$e. Suddenly the phone rang.

Twice.

'Make it stop!' wept Faye, looking for inspiration at an athletic Swedish mass choir which was engaged in animated group sex with the local Boys' Brigade. But the Girl Guides intervened, intent

survivorfan
10-06-2007, 01:31 PM
Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red lips, now the colour of Anton's discarded, greying school jumper (knitted by his housemaster using a pair of ex-army forceps), twitched like a constipated dog's ar$e. Suddenly the phone rang.

Twice.

'Make it stop!' wept Faye, looking for inspiration at an athletic Swedish mass choir which was engaged in animated group sex with the local Boys' Brigade. But the Girl Guides intervened, intent on saving the Swedes for their

Fee For All
10-06-2007, 01:39 PM
Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red lips, now the colour of Anton's discarded, greying school jumper (knitted by his housemaster using a pair of ex-army forceps), twitched like a constipated dog's ar$e. Suddenly the phone rang.

Twice.

'Make it stop!' wept Faye, looking for inspiration at an athletic Swedish mass choir which was engaged in animated group sex with the local Boys' Brigade. But the Girl Guides intervened, intent on saving the Swedes for their campfire Irish Stew that was

survivorfan
10-06-2007, 01:49 PM
Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red lips, now the colour of Anton's discarded, greying school jumper (knitted by his housemaster using a pair of ex-army forceps), twitched like a constipated dog's ar$e. Suddenly the phone rang.

Twice.

'Make it stop!' wept Faye, looking for inspiration at an athletic Swedish mass choir which was engaged in animated group sex with the local Boys' Brigade. But the Girl Guides intervened, intent on saving the Swedes for their campfire Irish Stew that was their entry for 'Pukefest 2

Fee For All
10-06-2007, 04:30 PM
Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red lips, now the colour of Anton's discarded, greying school jumper (knitted by his housemaster using a pair of ex-army forceps), twitched like a constipated dog's ar$e. Suddenly the phone rang.

Twice.

'Make it stop!' wept Faye, looking for inspiration at an athletic Swedish mass choir which was engaged in animated group sex with the local Boys' Brigade. But the Girl Guides intervened, intent on saving the Swedes for their campfire Irish Stew that was their entry for 'Pukefest 2 - Repeat of the Onion'. Some

Coastie
11-06-2007, 02:11 AM
Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red lips, now the colour of Anton's discarded, greying school jumper (knitted by his housemaster using a pair of ex-army forceps), twitched like a constipated dog's ar$e. Suddenly the phone rang.

Twice.

'Make it stop!' wept Faye, looking for inspiration at an athletic Swedish mass choir which was engaged in animated group sex with the local Boys' Brigade. But the Girl Guides intervened, intent on saving the Swedes for their campfire Irish Stew that was their entry for 'Pukefest 2 - Repeat of the Onion'. Some regarded the tournament...

survivorfan
13-06-2007, 09:44 PM
Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red lips, now the colour of Anton's discarded, greying school jumper (knitted by his housemaster using a pair of ex-army forceps), twitched like a constipated dog's ar$e. Suddenly the phone rang.

Twice.

'Make it stop!' wept Faye, looking for inspiration at an athletic Swedish mass choir which was engaged in animated group sex with the local Boys' Brigade. But the Girl Guides intervened, intent on saving the Swedes for their campfire Irish Stew that was their entry for 'Pukefest 2 - Repeat of the Onion'. Some regarded the tournament as a flagrant breach of all

Fee For All
13-06-2007, 09:50 PM
'Make it stop!' wept Faye, looking for inspiration at an athletic Swedish mass choir which was engaged in animated group sex with the local Boys' Brigade. But the Girl Guides intervened, intent on saving the Swedes for their campfire Irish Stew that was their entry for 'Pukefest 2 - Repeat of the Onion'. Some regarded the tournament as a flagrant breach of all five Articles of the old

survivorfan
14-06-2007, 07:27 AM
'Make it stop!' wept Faye, looking for inspiration at an athletic Swedish mass choir which was engaged in animated group sex with the local Boys' Brigade. But the Girl Guides intervened, intent on saving the Swedes for their campfire Irish Stew that was their entry for 'Pukefest 2 - Repeat of the Onion'. Some regarded the tournament as a flagrant breach of all five Articles of the old Heimskringla ( Faye did because

Fee For All
14-06-2007, 08:30 PM
'Make it stop!' wept Faye, looking for inspiration at an athletic Swedish mass choir which was engaged in animated group sex with the local Boys' Brigade. But the Girl Guides intervened, intent on saving the Swedes for their campfire Irish Stew that was their entry for 'Pukefest 2 - Repeat of the Onion'. Some regarded the tournament as a flagrant breach of all five Articles of the old Heimskringla ( Faye did because of fond memories of Norse

survivorfan
14-06-2007, 08:50 PM
'Make it stop!' wept Faye, looking for inspiration at an athletic Swedish mass choir which was engaged in animated group sex with the local Boys' Brigade. But the Girl Guides intervened, intent on saving the Swedes for their campfire Irish Stew that was their entry for 'Pukefest 2 - Repeat of the Onion'. Some regarded the tournament as a flagrant breach of all five Articles of the old Heimskringla ( Faye did because of fond memories of Norse Code ... dot dot dot, dit dit dit,

Fee For All
14-06-2007, 08:58 PM
'Make it stop!' wept Faye, looking for inspiration at an athletic Swedish mass choir which was engaged in animated group sex with the local Boys' Brigade. But the Girl Guides intervened, intent on saving the Swedes for their campfire Irish Stew that was their entry for 'Pukefest 2 - Repeat of the Onion'. Some regarded the tournament as a flagrant breach of all five Articles of the old Heimskringla ( Faye did because of fond memories of Norse Code ... dot dot dot, dit dit dit...thoughts of Stammering Svein flooded

survivorfan
15-06-2007, 07:19 PM
'Make it stop!' wept Faye, looking for inspiration at an athletic Swedish mass choir which was engaged in animated group sex with the local Boys' Brigade. But the Girl Guides intervened, intent on saving the Swedes for their campfire Irish Stew that was their entry for 'Pukefest 2 - Repeat of the Onion'. Some regarded the tournament as a flagrant breach of all five Articles of the old Heimskringla ( Faye did because of fond memories of Norse Code ... dot dot dot, dit dit dit...thoughts of Stammering Svein flooded her veins as a pulse throbbed in

Fee For All
15-06-2007, 10:25 PM
'Make it stop!' wept Faye, looking for inspiration at an athletic Swedish mass choir which was engaged in animated group sex with the local Boys' Brigade. But the Girl Guides intervened, intent on saving the Swedes for their campfire Irish Stew that was