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Patsy 18-05-2005, 12:23 PM "B... b...ollocks to an hour!" Pip's lip slipped. "And b...b...ollocks to Blackpool Beach! Me and my ass are out of here - now!" Leaping over the counter, he shook Ant by pulling out his large weasel whapper - complete with bells! Pip whacked Ant. Ant panicked. The weasel however took charge and pushed Ant out of the way and right into the Plomb's front garden, crushing the gnome
Fee For All 18-05-2005, 12:33 PM "B... b...ollocks to an hour!" Pip's lip slipped. "And b...b...ollocks to Blackpool Beach! Me and my ass are out of here - now!" Leaping over the counter, he shook Ant by pulling out his large weasel whapper - complete with bells! Pip whacked Ant. Ant panicked. The weasel however took charge and pushed Ant out of the way and right into the Plomb's front garden, crushing the gnome's lunch.
"Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the
Patsy 18-05-2005, 12:44 PM "B... b...ollocks to an hour!" Pip's lip slipped. "And b...b...ollocks to Blackpool Beach! Me and my ass are out of here - now!" Leaping over the counter, he shook Ant by pulling out his large weasel whapper - complete with bells! Pip whacked Ant. Ant panicked. The weasel however took charge and pushed Ant out of the way and right into the Plomb's front garden, crushing the gnome's lunch.
"Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker
survivorfan 18-05-2005, 01:07 PM "B... b...ollocks to an hour!" Pip's lip slipped. "And b...b...ollocks to Blackpool Beach! Me and my ass are out of here - now!" Leaping over the counter, he shook Ant by pulling out his large weasel whapper - complete with bells! Pip whacked Ant. Ant panicked. The weasel however took charge and pushed Ant out of the way and right into the Plomb's front garden, crushing the gnome's lunch.
"Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and
Fee For All 18-05-2005, 02:29 PM "B... b...ollocks to an hour!" Pip's lip slipped. "And b...b...ollocks to Blackpool Beach! Me and my ass are out of here - now!" Leaping over the counter, he shook Ant by pulling out his large weasel whapper - complete with bells! Pip whacked Ant. Ant panicked. The weasel however took charge and pushed Ant out of the way and right into the Plomb's front garden, crushing the gnome's lunch.
"Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil
survivorfan 18-05-2005, 03:16 PM "B... b...ollocks to an hour!" Pip's lip slipped. "And b...b...ollocks to Blackpool Beach! Me and my ass are out of here - now!" Leaping over the counter, he shook Ant by pulling out his large weasel whapper - complete with bells! Pip whacked Ant. Ant panicked. The weasel however took charge and pushed Ant out of the way and right into the Plomb's front garden, crushing the gnome's lunch.
"Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch
Fee For All 18-05-2005, 03:41 PM "B... b...ollocks to an hour!" Pip's lip slipped. "And b...b...ollocks to Blackpool Beach! Me and my ass are out of here - now!" Leaping over the counter, he shook Ant by pulling out his large weasel whapper - complete with bells! Pip whacked Ant. Ant panicked. The weasel however took charge and pushed Ant out of the way and right into the Plomb's front garden, crushing the gnome's lunch.
"Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch Piddle the Poodle passed Pip's
survivorfan 18-05-2005, 04:26 PM "Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch Piddle the Poodle passed Pip's pie pile. "Psst Piddle" piped Pip,
"Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch Piddle the Poodle passed Pip's pie pile. "Psst Piddle" piped Pip, "Ever seen a grown man in
survivorfan 19-05-2005, 07:46 AM "Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch Piddle the Poodle passed Pip's pie pile. "Psst Piddle" piped Pip, "Ever seen a grown man in a nurse's uniform?" He
"Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch Piddle the Poodle passed Pip's pie pile. "Psst Piddle" piped Pip, "Ever seen a grown man in a nurse's uniform?" He produced a thermometer
survivorfan 19-05-2005, 08:06 AM "Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch Piddle the Poodle passed Pip's pie pile. "Psst Piddle" piped Pip, "Ever seen a grown man in a nurse's uniform?" He produced a thermometer, tin of grease, and a rubber
"Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch Piddle the Poodle passed Pip's pie pile. "Psst Piddle" piped Pip, "Ever seen a grown man in a nurse's uniform?" He produced a thermometer, tin of grease, and a rubber plant. "Right. Let's be avin you!"
survivorfan 19-05-2005, 08:13 AM "Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch Piddle the Poodle passed Pip's pie pile. "Psst Piddle" piped Pip, "Ever seen a grown man in a nurse's uniform?" He produced a thermometer, tin of grease, and a rubber plant. "Right. Let's be avin you!" As he grabbed Piddle, he failed
Fee For All 19-05-2005, 11:34 AM "Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch Piddle the Poodle passed Pip's pie pile. "Psst Piddle" piped Pip, "Ever seen a grown man in a nurse's uniform?" He produced a thermometer, tin of grease, and a rubber plant. "Right. Let's be avin you!" As he grabbed Piddle, he failed to notice that the gnome was
survivorfan 19-05-2005, 11:58 AM "Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch Piddle the Poodle passed Pip's pie pile. "Psst Piddle" piped Pip, "Ever seen a grown man in a nurse's uniform?" He produced a thermometer, tin of grease, and a rubber plant. "Right. Let's be avin you!" As he grabbed Piddle, he failed to notice that the gnome was running towards him waving
Fee For All 19-05-2005, 12:01 PM "Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch Piddle the Poodle passed Pip's pie pile. "Psst Piddle" piped Pip, "Ever seen a grown man in a nurse's uniform?" He produced a thermometer, tin of grease, and a rubber plant. "Right. Let's be avin you!" As he grabbed Piddle, he failed to notice that the gnome was running towards him waving his little rod so hard that
survivorfan 19-05-2005, 12:12 PM "Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch Piddle the Poodle passed Pip's pie pile. "Psst Piddle" piped Pip, "Ever seen a grown man in a nurse's uniform?" He produced a thermometer, tin of grease, and a rubber plant. "Right. Let's be avin you!" As he grabbed Piddle, he failed to notice that the gnome was running towards him waving his little rod so hard that the end of it whacked him in
Fee For All 19-05-2005, 12:29 PM "Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch Piddle the Poodle passed Pip's pie pile. "Psst Piddle" piped Pip, "Ever seen a grown man in a nurse's uniform?" He produced a thermometer, tin of grease, and a rubber plant. "Right. Let's be avin you!" As he grabbed Piddle, he failed to notice that the gnome was running towards him waving his little rod so hard that the end of it whacked him into the fish pond.
"Ey up!" said
"Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch Piddle the Poodle passed Pip's pie pile. "Psst Piddle" piped Pip, "Ever seen a grown man in a nurse's uniform?" He produced a thermometer, tin of grease, and a rubber plant. "Right. Let's be avin you!" As he grabbed Piddle, he failed to notice that the gnome was running towards him waving his little rod so hard that the end of it whacked him into the fish pond.
"Ey up!" said Flapper, smoothing her ruffled
Fee For All 19-05-2005, 12:38 PM "Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch Piddle the Poodle passed Pip's pie pile. "Psst Piddle" piped Pip, "Ever seen a grown man in a nurse's uniform?" He produced a thermometer, tin of grease, and a rubber plant. "Right. Let's be avin you!" As he grabbed Piddle, he failed to notice that the gnome was running towards him waving his little rod so hard that the end of it whacked him into the fish pond.
"Ey up!" said Flapper, smoothing her ruffled scales "What's a big boy like you
karenh 19-05-2005, 12:39 PM Ooopps - Fee beat to me it!
survivorfan 19-05-2005, 01:38 PM "Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch Piddle the Poodle passed Pip's pie pile. "Psst Piddle" piped Pip, "Ever seen a grown man in a nurse's uniform?" He produced a thermometer, tin of grease, and a rubber plant. "Right. Let's be avin you!" As he grabbed Piddle, he failed to notice that the gnome was running towards him waving his little rod so hard that the end of it whacked him into the fish pond.
"Ey up!" said Flapper, smoothing her ruffled scales "What's a big boy like you going to do with that huge
Fee For All 19-05-2005, 01:53 PM "Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch Piddle the Poodle passed Pip's pie pile. "Psst Piddle" piped Pip, "Ever seen a grown man in a nurse's uniform?" He produced a thermometer, tin of grease, and a rubber plant. "Right. Let's be avin you!" As he grabbed Piddle, he failed to notice that the gnome was running towards him waving his little rod so hard that the end of it whacked him into the fish pond.
"Ey up!" said Flapper, smoothing her ruffled scales "What's a big boy like you going to do with that huge quiche?" She prodded his paunch with
survivorfan 19-05-2005, 02:04 PM "Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch Piddle the Poodle passed Pip's pie pile. "Psst Piddle" piped Pip, "Ever seen a grown man in a nurse's uniform?" He produced a thermometer, tin of grease, and a rubber plant. "Right. Let's be avin you!" As he grabbed Piddle, he failed to notice that the gnome was running towards him waving his little rod so hard that the end of it whacked him into the fish pond.
"Ey up!" said Flapper, smoothing her ruffled scales "What's a big boy like you going to do with that huge quiche?" She prodded his paunch with relish. Wiping the relish
karenh 19-05-2005, 03:14 PM "Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch Piddle the Poodle passed Pip's pie pile. "Psst Piddle" piped Pip, "Ever seen a grown man in a nurse's uniform?" He produced a thermometer, tin of grease, and a rubber plant. "Right. Let's be avin you!" As he grabbed Piddle, he failed to notice that the gnome was running towards him waving his little rod so hard that the end of it whacked him into the fish pond.
"Ey up!" said Flapper, smoothing her ruffled scales "What's a big boy like you going to do with that huge quiche?" She prodded his paunch with relish. Wiping the relish from his paunch onto poor Pip's
Fee For All 19-05-2005, 03:22 PM "Oy!" fumed the gnome "What the Sarah Jessica Parker ave you done to me quiche and salad? Bloody Ants spoil everything. Just then Pip's pooch Piddle the Poodle passed Pip's pie pile. "Psst Piddle" piped Pip, "Ever seen a grown man in a nurse's uniform?" He produced a thermometer, tin of grease, and a rubber plant. "Right. Let's be avin you!" As he grabbed Piddle, he failed to notice that the gnome was running towards him waving his little rod so hard that the end of it whacked him into the fish pond.
"Ey up!" said Flapper, smoothing her ruffled scales "What's a big boy like you going to do with that huge quiche?" She prodded his paunch with relish. Wiping the relish from his paunch onto poor Pip's pink pumps, and giving Flapper
survivorfan 19-05-2005, 04:23 PM "Ey up!" said Flapper, smoothing her ruffled scales "What's a big boy like you going to do with that huge quiche?" She prodded his paunch with relish. Wiping the relish from his paunch onto poor Pip's pink pumps, and giving Flapper a rap on the flipper, the
Fee For All 19-05-2005, 04:30 PM "Ey up!" said Flapper, smoothing her ruffled scales "What's a big boy like you going to do with that huge quiche?" She prodded his paunch with relish. Wiping the relish from his paunch onto poor Pip's pink pumps, and giving Flapper a rap on the flipper, the gnome shook his rod in Pip's face
survivorfan 19-05-2005, 04:34 PM "Ey up!" said Flapper, smoothing her ruffled scales "What's a big boy like you going to do with that huge quiche?" She prodded his paunch with relish. Wiping the relish from his paunch onto poor Pip's pink pumps, and giving Flapper a rap on the flipper, the gnome shook his rod in Pip's face.
Deep underwater, Faye's pale
Fee For All 19-05-2005, 06:28 PM "Ey up!" said Flapper, smoothing her ruffled scales "What's a big boy like you going to do with that huge quiche?" She prodded his paunch with relish. Wiping the relish from his paunch onto poor Pip's pink pumps, and giving Flapper a rap on the flipper, the gnome shook his rod in Pip's face.
Deep underwater, Faye's pale knight was loitering under
survivorfan 19-05-2005, 08:28 PM "Ey up!" said Flapper, smoothing her ruffled scales "What's a big boy like you going to do with that huge quiche?" She prodded his paunch with relish. Wiping the relish from his paunch onto poor Pip's pink pumps, and giving Flapper a rap on the flipper, the gnome shook his rod in Pip's face.
Deep underwater, Faye's pale knight was loitering under a blanket of plankton and
Fee For All 19-05-2005, 08:41 PM "Ey up!" said Flapper, smoothing her ruffled scales "What's a big boy like you going to do with that huge quiche?" She prodded his paunch with relish. Wiping the relish from his paunch onto poor Pip's pink pumps, and giving Flapper a rap on the flipper, the gnome shook his rod in Pip's face.
Deep underwater, Faye's pale knight was loitering under a blanket of plankton and supermarket trolleys. "All
Deep underwater, Faye's pale knight was loitering under a blanket of plankton and supermarket trolleys. "All night long, all night, all night..." he
Fee For All 20-05-2005, 01:50 AM Deep underwater, Faye's pale knight was loitering under a blanket of plankton and supermarket trolleys. "All night long, all night, all night..." he warbled .steppin out from
survivorfan 20-05-2005, 10:40 AM Deep underwater, Faye's pale knight was loitering under a blanket of plankton and supermarket trolleys. "All night long, all night, all night..." he warbled .steppin out from behind a bush came Gnomette,
Deep underwater, Faye's pale knight was loitering under a blanket of plankton and supermarket trolleys. "All night long, all night, all night..." he warbled .steppin out from behind a bush came Gnomette, Talullah and The Dreamers
Fee For All 20-05-2005, 06:47 PM Deep underwater, Faye's pale knight was loitering under a blanket of plankton and supermarket trolleys. "All night long, all night, all night..." he warbled. Steppin out from behind a bush came Gnomette, Talullah and The Dreamers, looking stunning in shiny
Deep underwater, Faye's pale knight was loitering under a blanket of plankton and supermarket trolleys. "All night long, all night, all night..." he warbled. Steppin out from behind a bush came Gnomette, Talullah and The Dreamers, looking stunning in shiny shoes embosed in red sequins.
survivorfan 21-05-2005, 10:45 AM Deep underwater, Faye's pale knight was loitering under a blanket of plankton and supermarket trolleys. "All night long, all night, all night..." he warbled. Steppin out from behind a bush came Gnomette, Talullah and The Dreamers, looking stunning in shiny shoes embosed in red sequins. "Give me an 'F' " said Gnomette
Deep underwater, Faye's pale knight was loitering under a blanket of plankton and supermarket trolleys. "All night long, all night, all night..." he warbled. Steppin out from behind a bush came Gnomette, Talullah and The Dreamers, looking stunning in shiny shoes embosed in red sequins. "Give me an 'F' " said Gnomette. "Do you want that with relish
Fee For All 21-05-2005, 11:19 AM Deep underwater, Faye's pale knight was loitering under a blanket of plankton and supermarket trolleys. "All night long, all night, all night..." he warbled. Steppin out from behind a bush came Gnomette, Talullah and The Dreamers, looking stunning in shiny shoes embosed in red sequins. "Give me an 'F' " said Gnomette. "Do you want that with relish, or just the usual cheese
Deep underwater, Faye's pale knight was loitering under a blanket of plankton and supermarket trolleys. "All night long, all night, all night..." he warbled. Steppin out from behind a bush came Gnomette, Talullah and The Dreamers, looking stunning in shiny shoes embosed in red sequins. "Give me an 'F' " said Gnomette. "Do you want that with relish, or just the usual cheese" gargled Brenda the head chef
survivorfan 21-05-2005, 02:07 PM Deep underwater, Faye's pale knight was loitering under a blanket of plankton and supermarket trolleys. "All night long, all night, all night..." he warbled. Steppin out from behind a bush came Gnomette, Talullah and The Dreamers, looking stunning in shiny shoes embosed in red sequins. "Give me an 'F' " said Gnomette. "Do you want that with relish, or just the usual cheese" gargled Brenda the head chef of Crabs-U-Like ("We aim to
Fee For All 21-05-2005, 02:23 PM Deep underwater, Faye's pale knight was loitering under a blanket of plankton and supermarket trolleys. "All night long, all night, all night..." he warbled. Steppin out from behind a bush came Gnomette, Talullah and The Dreamers, looking stunning in shiny shoes embosed in red sequins. "Give me an 'F' " said Gnomette. "Do you want that with relish, or just the usual cheese" gargled Brenda the head chef of Crabs-U-Like ("We aim to Miss") "But quick! I'm itching to
survivorfan 21-05-2005, 02:32 PM Deep underwater, Faye's pale knight was loitering under a blanket of plankton and supermarket trolleys. "All night long, all night, all night..." he warbled. Steppin out from behind a bush came Gnomette, Talullah and The Dreamers, looking stunning in shiny shoes embosed in red sequins. "Give me an 'F' " said Gnomette. "Do you want that with relish, or just the usual cheese" gargled Brenda the head chef of Crabs-U-Like ("We aim to Miss") "But quick! I'm itching tonight like crazy, I don't
Fee For All 21-05-2005, 02:34 PM Deep underwater, Faye's pale knight was loitering under a blanket of plankton and supermarket trolleys. "All night long, all night, all night..." he warbled. Steppin out from behind a bush came Gnomette, Talullah and The Dreamers, looking stunning in shiny shoes embosed in red sequins. "Give me an 'F' " said Gnomette. "Do you want that with relish, or just the usual cheese" gargled Brenda the head chef of Crabs-U-Like ("We aim to Miss") "But quick! I'm itching tonight like crazy, I don't want to hang around here with
survivorfan 21-05-2005, 02:37 PM Deep underwater, Faye's pale knight was loitering under a blanket of plankton and supermarket trolleys. "All night long, all night, all night..." he warbled. Steppin out from behind a bush came Gnomette, Talullah and The Dreamers, looking stunning in shiny shoes embosed in red sequins. "Give me an 'F' " said Gnomette. "Do you want that with relish, or just the usual cheese" gargled Brenda the head chef of Crabs-U-Like ("We aim to Miss") "But quick! I'm itching tonight like crazy, I don't want to hang around here with you gnomes. Anyway, Anton
Fee For All 21-05-2005, 02:56 PM Deep underwater, Faye's pale knight was loitering under a blanket of plankton and supermarket trolleys. "All night long, all night, all night..." he warbled. Steppin out from behind a bush came Gnomette, Talullah and The Dreamers, looking stunning in shiny shoes embosed in red sequins. "Give me an 'F' " said Gnomette. "Do you want that with relish, or just the usual cheese" gargled Brenda the head chef of Crabs-U-Like ("We aim to Miss") "But quick! I'm itching tonight like crazy, I don't want to hang around here with you gnomes. Anyway, Anton wants his crabs back, so that means
survivorfan 21-05-2005, 03:01 PM Deep underwater, Faye's pale knight was loitering under a blanket of plankton and supermarket trolleys. "All night long, all night, all night..." he warbled. Steppin out from behind a bush came Gnomette, Talullah and The Dreamers, looking stunning in shiny shoes embosed in red sequins. "Give me an 'F' " said Gnomette. "Do you want that with relish, or just the usual cheese" gargled Brenda the head chef of Crabs-U-Like ("We aim to Miss") "But quick! I'm itching tonight like crazy, I don't want to hang around here with you gnomes. Anyway, Anton wants his crabs back, so that means be quick." Suddenly a dark
Fee For All 21-05-2005, 03:04 PM Suddenly a dark shadow loomed over them! "I
Suddenly a dark shadow loomed over them! "I meant to replace the light bulb
Fee For All 21-05-2005, 03:51 PM Suddenly a dark shadow loomed over them! "I meant to replace the light bulb in my helmet" boomed the min
Suddenly a dark shadow loomed over them! "I meant to replace the light bulb in my helmet" boomed the minute midget with a lisp. How
Patsy 21-05-2005, 05:31 PM Suddenly a dark shadow loomed over them! "I meant to replace the light bulb in my helmet" boomed the minute midget with a lisp. "How thtwange! That lookth remarkably
Suddenly a dark shadow loomed over them! "I meant to replace the light bulb in my helmet" boomed the minute midget with a lisp. "How thtwange! That lookth remarkably lithe Lionel Blair danthing on
survivorfan 22-05-2005, 10:13 AM Suddenly a dark shadow loomed over them! "I meant to replace the light bulb in my helmet" boomed the minute midget with a lisp. "How thtwange! That lookth remarkably lithe Lionel Blair danthing on the theiling! These magic mush
Fee For All 22-05-2005, 04:20 PM Suddenly a dark shadow loomed over them! "I meant to replace the light bulb in my helmet" boomed the minute midget with a lisp. "How thtwange! That lookth remarkably lithe Lionel Blair danthing on the theiling!"
"These magic mushrooms will sort that!" snapped Faye
survivorfan 23-05-2005, 11:33 AM "These magic mushrooms will sort that!" snapped Faye when her new lover Zak star
Fee For All 23-05-2005, 11:40 AM "These magic mushrooms will sort that!" snapped Faye when her new lover Zak, startrooper, first class, got his head
survivorfan 23-05-2005, 04:37 PM "These magic mushrooms will sort that!" snapped Faye when her new lover Zak, startrooper, first class, got his headmaster's school report and burst
"These magic mushrooms will sort that!" snapped Faye when her new lover Zak, startrooper, first class, got his headmaster's school report and burst. A piece of Zak's brain landed
Fee For All 24-05-2005, 12:41 AM "These magic mushrooms will sort that!" snapped Faye when her new lover Zak, startrooper, first class, got his headmaster's school report and burst. A piece of Zak's brain landed a dream job acting as an
"These magic mushrooms will sort that!" snapped Faye when her new lover Zak, startrooper, first class, got his headmaster's school report and burst. A piece of Zak's brain landed a dream job acting as an orange jelly on Neighbours
Is nobody playing anymore :sad:
"These magic mushrooms will sort that!" snapped Faye when her new lover Zak, startrooper, first class, got his headmaster's school report and burst. A piece of Zak's brain landed a dream job acting as an orange jelly on Neighbours, rang all the music agents
Gelastic 03-06-2005, 06:34 PM "These magic mushrooms will sort that!" snapped Faye when her new lover Zak, startrooper, first class, got his headmaster's school report and burst. A piece of Zak's brain landed a dream job acting as an orange jelly on Neighbours, rang all the music agents and told them to rack off. He
Fee For All 03-06-2005, 09:57 PM "These magic mushrooms will sort that!" snapped Faye when her new lover Zak, startrooper, first class, got his headmaster's school report and burst. A piece of Zak's brain landed a dream job acting as an orange jelly on Neighbours, rang all the music agents and told them to rack off. He no longer needed to keep
Gelastic 03-06-2005, 10:36 PM "These magic mushrooms will sort that!" snapped Faye when her new lover Zak, startrooper, first class, got his headmaster's school report and burst. A piece of Zak's brain landed a dream job acting as an orange jelly on Neighbours, rang all the music agents and told them to rack off. He no longer needed to keep doing them sexual favours
Fee For All 10-06-2005, 08:45 PM "These magic mushrooms will sort that!" snapped Faye when her new lover Zak, startrooper, first class, got his headmaster's school report and burst. A piece of Zak's brain landed a dream job acting as an orange jelly on Neighbours, rang all the music agents and told them to rack off. He no longer needed to keep doing them sexual favours in that special way for which
survivorfan 15-06-2005, 02:51 PM "These magic mushrooms will sort that!" snapped Faye when her new lover Zak, startrooper, first class, got his headmaster's school report and burst. A piece of Zak's brain landed a dream job acting as an orange jelly on Neighbours, rang all the music agents and told them to rack off. He no longer needed to keep doing them sexual favours in that special way for which he was famous.
Outside, a
Outside, a poet threw himself in front
Fee For All 15-06-2005, 09:49 PM Outside, a poet threw himself in front of a rising meter in
Outside, a poet threw himself in front of a rising meter in a fit of impotent rage,
Fee For All 15-06-2005, 09:58 PM Outside, a poet threw himself in front of a rising meter in a fit of impotent rage, but an heroic couplet
Outside, a poet threw himself in front of a rising meter in a fit of impotent rage, but an heroic couplet risked their final iambic
Fee For All 15-06-2005, 10:23 PM Outside, a poet threw himself in front of a rising meter in a fit of impotent rage, but an heroic couplet risked their final iambic pentameter to lay waste
Outside, a poet threw himself in front of a rising meter in a fit of impotent rage, but an heroic couplet risked their final iambic pentameter to lay waste to all the lying rhymes they'd
Fee For All 15-06-2005, 10:34 PM Outside, a poet threw himself in front of a rising meter in a fit of impotent rage, but an heroic couplet risked their final iambic pentameter to lay waste to all the lying rhymes they'd met a fortnight gone.
"Hi Koo!"
Outside, a poet threw himself in front of a rising meter in a fit of impotent rage, but an heroic couplet risked their final iambic pentameter to lay waste to all the lying rhymes they'd met a fortnight gone.
"Hi Koo!"
"Oh!" Koo started. "Hi Ka! Are
Fee For All 15-06-2005, 10:52 PM Outside, a poet threw himself in front of a rising meter in a fit of impotent rage, but an heroic couplet risked their final iambic pentameter to lay waste to all the lying rhymes they'd met a fortnight gone.
"Hi Koo!"
"Oh!" Koo started. "Hi Ka! Are we done with the poncey stuff
Outside, a poet threw himself in front of a rising meter in a fit of impotent rage, but an heroic couplet risked their final iambic pentameter to lay waste to all the lying rhymes they'd met a fortnight gone.
"Hi Koo!"
"Oh!" Koo started. "Hi Ka! Are we done with the poncey stuff yet?"
"Yeah, let's go for a hard
Fee For All 15-06-2005, 11:01 PM Outside, a poet threw himself in front of a rising meter in a fit of impotent rage, but an heroic couplet risked their final iambic pentameter to lay waste to all the lying rhymes they'd met a fortnight gone.
"Hi Koo!"
"Oh!" Koo started. "Hi Ka! Are we done with the poncey stuff yet?"
"Yeah, let's go for a hard core burst of filth that will bring
Outside, a poet threw himself in front of a rising meter in a fit of impotent rage, but an heroic couplet risked their final iambic pentameter to lay waste to all the lying rhymes they'd met a fortnight gone.
"Hi Koo!"
"Oh!" Koo started. "Hi Ka! Are we done with the poncey stuff yet?"
"Yeah, let's go for a hard core burst of filth that will bring Sunday Supplement journos
Fee For All 16-06-2005, 10:51 PM Outside, a poet threw himself in front of a rising meter in a fit of impotent rage, but an heroic couplet risked their final iambic pentameter to lay waste to all the lying rhymes they'd met a fortnight gone.
"Hi Koo!"
"Oh!" Koo started. "Hi Ka! Are we done with the poncey stuff yet?"
"Yeah, let's go for a hard core burst of filth that will bring Sunday Supplement journos in their long coats running ov
survivorfan 17-06-2005, 04:37 PM Outside, a poet threw himself in front of a rising meter in a fit of impotent rage, but an heroic couplet risked their final iambic pentameter to lay waste to all the lying rhymes they'd met a fortnight gone.
"Hi Koo!"
"Oh!" Koo started. "Hi Ka! Are we done with the poncey stuff yet?"
"Yeah, let's go for a hard core burst of filth that will bring Sunday Supplement journos in their long coats running over the fields of dreams to where
Fee For All 17-06-2005, 05:23 PM Outside, a poet threw himself in front of a rising meter in a fit of impotent rage, but an heroic couplet risked their final iambic pentameter to lay waste to all the lying rhymes they'd met a fortnight gone.
"Hi Koo!"
"Oh!" Koo started. "Hi Ka! Are we done with the poncey stuff yet?"
"Yeah, let's go for a hard core burst of filth that will bring Sunday Supplement journos in their long coats running over the fields of dreams to where the babbling brook of bathos
Outside, a poet threw himself in front of a rising meter in a fit of impotent rage, but an heroic couplet risked their final iambic pentameter to lay waste to all the lying rhymes they'd met a fortnight gone.
"Hi Koo!"
"Oh!" Koo started. "Hi Ka! Are we done with the poncey stuff yet?"
"Yeah, let's go for a hard core burst of filth that will bring Sunday Supplement journos in their long coats running over the fields of dreams to where the babbling brook of bathos bubbled into a basin
Fee For All 17-06-2005, 06:12 PM Outside, a poet threw himself in front of a rising meter in a fit of impotent rage, but an heroic couplet risked their final iambic pentameter to lay waste to all the lying rhymes they'd met a fortnight gone.
"Hi Koo!"
"Oh!" Koo started. "Hi Ka! Are we done with the poncey stuff yet?"
"Yeah, let's go for a hard core burst of filth that will bring Sunday Supplement journos in their long coats running over the fields of dreams to where the babbling brook of bathos bubbled into a basin brimful of bromide.
'Damn and
Outside, a poet threw himself in front of a rising meter in a fit of impotent rage, but an heroic couplet risked their final iambic pentameter to lay waste to all the lying rhymes they'd met a fortnight gone.
"Hi Koo!"
"Oh!" Koo started. "Hi Ka! Are we done with the poncey stuff yet?"
"Yeah, let's go for a hard core burst of filth that will bring Sunday Supplement journos in their long coats running over the fields of dreams to where the babbling brook of bathos bubbled into a basin brimful of bromide."
'Damn and blast,' spluttered Buster Gutt. 'What
Fee For All 18-06-2005, 03:13 PM Outside, a poet threw himself in front of a rising meter in a fit of impotent rage, but an heroic couplet risked their final iambic pentameter to lay waste to all the lying rhymes they'd met a fortnight gone.
"Hi Koo!"
"Oh!" Koo started. "Hi Ka! Are we done with the poncey stuff yet?"
"Yeah, let's go for a hard core burst of filth that will bring Sunday Supplement journos in their long coats running over the fields of dreams to where the babbling brook of bathos bubbled into a basin brimful of bromide."
'Damn and blast,' spluttered Buster Gutt. 'What am I supposed to do with
survivorfan 19-06-2005, 11:22 AM 'Damn and blast,' spluttered Buster Gutt. 'What am I supposed to do with this piece of liver Faye left
'Damn and blast,' spluttered Buster Gutt. 'What am I supposed to do with this piece of liver Faye left to me last year when she died?"
sayangmouse 23-06-2005, 07:32 PM 'Damn and blast,' spluttered Buster Gutt. 'What am I supposed to do with this piece of liver Faye left to me last year when she died?" Maybe our friend Hannibal...........
Fee For All 24-06-2005, 12:47 AM 'Damn and blast,' spluttered Buster Gutt. 'What am I supposed to do with this piece of liver Faye left to me last year when she died? Maybe our friend Hannibal could do us a favour by
survivorfan 26-06-2005, 03:47 PM 'Damn and blast,' spluttered Buster Gutt. 'What am I supposed to do with this piece of liver Faye left to me last year when she died? Maybe our friend Hannibal could do us a favour by taking it across the Alps
Fee For All 26-06-2005, 03:50 PM 'Damn and blast,' spluttered Buster Gutt. 'What am I supposed to do with this piece of liver Faye left to me last year when she died? Maybe our friend Hannibal could do us a favour by taking it across the Alps and shoving it hard up the
survivorfan 26-06-2005, 03:54 PM 'Damn and blast,' spluttered Buster Gutt. 'What am I supposed to do with this piece of liver Faye left to me last year when she died? Maybe our friend Hannibal could do us a favour by taking it across the Alps and shoving it hard up the south passage, that's his favour
Fee For All 26-06-2005, 04:03 PM 'Damn and blast,' spluttered Buster Gutt. 'What am I supposed to do with this piece of liver Faye left to me last year when she died? Maybe our friend Hannibal could do us a favour by taking it across the Alps and shoving it hard up the south passage, that's his favourite point of entry.'
With that,
survivorfan 26-06-2005, 04:19 PM 'Damn and blast,' spluttered Buster Gutt. 'What am I supposed to do with this piece of liver Faye left to me last year when she died? Maybe our friend Hannibal could do us a favour by taking it across the Alps and shoving it hard up the south passage, that's his favourite point of entry.'
With that, Buster leapt through the window
Fee For All 26-06-2005, 04:29 PM 'Damn and blast,' spluttered Buster Gutt. 'What am I supposed to do with this piece of liver Faye left to me last year when she died? Maybe our friend Hannibal could do us a favour by taking it across the Alps and shoving it hard up the south passage, that's his favourite point of entry.'
With that, Buster leapt through the window box, leaving a sad trail of
survivorfan 26-06-2005, 04:58 PM 'Damn and blast,' spluttered Buster Gutt. 'What am I supposed to do with this piece of liver Faye left to me last year when she died? Maybe our friend Hannibal could do us a favour by taking it across the Alps and shoving it hard up the south passage, that's his favourite point of entry.'
With that, Buster leapt through the window box, leaving a sad trail of unhappy petunias and
Fee For All 26-06-2005, 05:20 PM 'Damn and blast,' spluttered Buster Gutt. 'What am I supposed to do with this piece of liver Faye left to me last year when she died? Maybe our friend Hannibal could do us a favour by taking it across the Alps and shoving it hard up the south passage, that's his favourite point of entry.'
With that, Buster leapt through the window box, leaving a sad trail of unhappy petunias and headless heartsease to drift
Patsy 26-06-2005, 05:22 PM 'Damn and blast,' spluttered Buster Gutt. 'What am I supposed to do with this piece of liver Faye left to me last year when she died? Maybe our friend Hannibal could do us a favour by taking it across the Alps and shoving it hard up the south passage, that's his favourite point of entry.'
With that, Buster leapt through the window box, leaving a sad trail of unhappy petunias and headless heartsease to drift and bob in the moonlight. Crash!
Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by
Fee For All 26-06-2005, 08:33 PM Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often
Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often volatile breath with mint choc
Fee For All 26-06-2005, 09:08 PM Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often volatile breath with mint choc ice cream and gallons of his
Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often volatile breath with mint choc ice cream and gallons of historically authentic
Fee For All 26-06-2005, 09:14 PM Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often volatile breath with mint choc ice cream and gallons of historically authentic olde mouthe washe that had been in
sayangmouse 27-06-2005, 07:39 PM Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often volatile breath with mint choc ice cream and gallons of historically authentic olde mouthe washe that had been in his pouch bag. One day, a knight....
survivorfan 30-06-2005, 02:08 PM Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often volatile breath with mint choc ice cream and gallons of historically authentic olde mouthe washe that had been in his pouch bag. One day, a knight....wearing bulging stainless steel
Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often volatile breath with mint choc ice cream and gallons of historically authentic olde mouthe washe that had been in his pouch bag. One day, a knight....wearing bulging stainless steel leiderhosen and a Greek
sayangmouse 30-06-2005, 04:51 PM Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often volatile breath with mint choc ice cream and gallons of historically authentic olde mouthe washe that had been in his pouch bag. One day, a knight....wearing bulging stainless steel leiderhosen and a Greek fez, exclaimed "I love......
Fee For All 30-06-2005, 07:09 PM Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often volatile breath with mint choc ice cream and gallons of historically authentic olde mouthe washe that had been in his pouch bag. One day, a knight....wearing bulging stainless steel leiderhosen and a Greek fez, exclaimed "I love Pina Colada and a
survivorfan 02-07-2005, 09:56 AM Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often volatile breath with mint choc ice cream and gallons of historically authentic olde mouthe washe that had been in his pouch bag. One day, a knight....wearing bulging stainless steel leiderhosen and a Greek fez, exclaimed "I love Pina Colada and a nice packet of Hob Nobs!" He
Fee For All 02-07-2005, 10:19 AM Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often volatile breath with mint choc ice cream and gallons of historically authentic olde mouthe washe that had been in his pouch bag. One day, a knight....wearing bulging stainless steel leiderhosen and a Greek fez, exclaimed "I love Pina Colada and a nice packet of Hob Nobs!" He put a Hob Nob parasol
survivorfan 02-07-2005, 10:21 AM Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often volatile breath with mint choc ice cream and gallons of historically authentic olde mouthe washe that had been in his pouch bag. One day, a knight....wearing bulging stainless steel leiderhosen and a Greek fez, exclaimed "I love Pina Colada and a nice packet of Hob Nobs!" He put a Hob Nob parasol up as it was starting to
Fee For All 02-07-2005, 10:38 AM Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often volatile breath with mint choc ice cream and gallons of historically authentic olde mouthe washe that had been in his pouch bag. One day, a knight....wearing bulging stainless steel leiderhosen and a Greek fez, exclaimed "I love Pina Colada and a nice packet of Hob Nobs!" He put a Hob Nob parasol up as it was starting to feel crushed in its rolled up
Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often volatile breath with mint choc ice cream and gallons of historically authentic olde mouthe washe that had been in his pouch bag. One day, a knight....wearing bulging stainless steel leiderhosen and a Greek fez, exclaimed "I love Pina Colada and a nice packet of Hob Nobs!" He put a Hob Nob parasol up as it was starting to feel crushed in its rolled up faux-leather parachute bag,
sayangmouse 02-07-2005, 01:43 PM Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often volatile breath with mint choc ice cream and gallons of historically authentic olde mouthe washe that had been in his pouch bag. One day, a knight....wearing bulging stainless steel leiderhosen and a Greek fez, exclaimed "I love Pina Colada and a nice packet of Hob Nobs!" He put a Hob Nob parasol up as it was starting to feel crushed in its rolled up faux-leather parachute bag, then he ate it instead.
Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often volatile breath with mint choc ice cream and gallons of historically authentic olde mouthe washe that had been in his pouch bag. One day, a knight....wearing bulging stainless steel leiderhosen and a Greek fez, exclaimed "I love Pina Colada and a nice packet of Hob Nobs!" He put a Hob Nob parasol up as it was starting to feel crushed in its rolled up faux-leather parachute bag, then he ate it instead. Margaret Thatcher pulled on her
Fee For All 02-07-2005, 04:42 PM Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often volatile breath with mint choc ice cream and gallons of historically authentic olde mouthe washe that had been in his pouch bag. One day, a knight....wearing bulging stainless steel leiderhosen and a Greek fez, exclaimed "I love Pina Colada and a nice packet of Hob Nobs!" He put a Hob Nob parasol up as it was starting to feel crushed in its rolled up faux-leather parachute bag, then he ate it instead. Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's
Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often volatile breath with mint choc ice cream and gallons of historically authentic olde mouthe washe that had been in his pouch bag. One day, a knight....wearing bulging stainless steel leiderhosen and a Greek fez, exclaimed "I love Pina Colada and a nice packet of Hob Nobs!" He put a Hob Nob parasol up as it was starting to feel crushed in its rolled up faux-leather parachute bag, then he ate it instead. Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's
water proof wellington boots
Fee For All 02-07-2005, 05:47 PM Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often volatile breath with mint choc ice cream and gallons of historically authentic olde mouthe washe that had been in his pouch bag. One day, a knight....wearing bulging stainless steel leiderhosen and a Greek fez, exclaimed "I love Pina Colada and a nice packet of Hob Nobs!" He put a Hob Nob parasol up as it was starting to feel crushed in its rolled up faux-leather parachute bag, then he ate it instead. Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's
water proof wellington boots and tugged at the crease in his
Crash! - the Clumsy Dragon - lived by his wits, masking his often volatile breath with mint choc ice cream and gallons of historically authentic olde mouthe washe that had been in his pouch bag. One day, a knight....wearing bulging stainless steel leiderhosen and a Greek fez, exclaimed "I love Pina Colada and a nice packet of Hob Nobs!" He put a Hob Nob parasol up as it was starting to feel crushed in its rolled up faux-leather parachute bag, then he ate it instead. Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's
water proof wellington boots and tugged at the crease in his soft, light blue silky hot pants
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Fee For All 02-07-2005, 06:33 PM Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's
water proof wellington boots and tugged at the crease in his soft, light blue silky hot pants until she drew level with
Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's
water proof wellington boots and tugged at the crease in his soft, light blue silky hot pants until she drew level with the sequined embroidered pouch
survivorfan 03-07-2005, 08:47 AM Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's
water proof wellington boots and tugged at the crease in his soft, light blue silky hot pants until she drew level with the sequined embroidered pouch which bulged in the moonlight like
Fee For All 03-07-2005, 12:12 PM Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's
water proof wellington boots and tugged at the crease in his soft, light blue silky hot pants until she drew level with the sequined embroidered pouch which bulged in the moonlight like a sleeping ferret in a
Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's water proof wellington boots and tugged at the crease in his soft, light blue silky hot pants until she drew level with the sequined embroidered pouch which bulged in the moonlight like a sleeping ferret in a velvet sack. Tugging gently
Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's water proof wellington boots and tugged at the crease in his soft, light blue silky hot pants until she drew level with the sequined embroidered pouch which bulged in the moonlight like a sleeping ferret in a velvet sack. Tugging gently at her new giant kite strings
survivorfan 03-07-2005, 08:28 PM Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's water proof wellington boots and tugged at the crease in his soft, light blue silky hot pants until she drew level with the sequined embroidered pouch which bulged in the moonlight like a sleeping ferret in a velvet sack. Tugging gently at her new giant kite strings Faye secretly watched them from
Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's water proof wellington boots and tugged at the crease in his soft, light blue silky hot pants until she drew level with the sequined embroidered pouch which bulged in the moonlight like a sleeping ferret in a velvet sack. Tugging gently at her new giant kite strings Faye secretly watched them from her new Anderson Shelter
survivorfan 05-07-2005, 08:34 AM Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's water proof wellington boots and tugged at the crease in his soft, light blue silky hot pants until she drew level with the sequined embroidered pouch which bulged in the moonlight like a sleeping ferret in a velvet sack. Tugging gently at her new giant kite strings Faye secretly watched them from her new Anderson Shelter, her eyes popping as Mags pulled
Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's water proof wellington boots and tugged at the crease in his soft, light blue silky hot pants until she drew level with the sequined embroidered pouch which bulged in the moonlight like a sleeping ferret in a velvet sack. Tugging gently at her new giant kite strings Faye secretly watched them from her new Anderson Shelter, her eyes popping as Mags pulled out her new manifesto
survivorfan 05-07-2005, 07:35 PM Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's water proof wellington boots and tugged at the crease in his soft, light blue silky hot pants until she drew level with the sequined embroidered pouch which bulged in the moonlight like a sleeping ferret in a velvet sack. Tugging gently at her new giant kite strings Faye secretly watched them from her new Anderson Shelter, her eyes popping as Mags pulled out her new manifesto, rolled it up, and started whacking
Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's water proof wellington boots and tugged at the crease in his soft, light blue silky hot pants until she drew level with the sequined embroidered pouch which bulged in the moonlight like a sleeping ferret in a velvet sack. Tugging gently at her new giant kite strings Faye secretly watched them from her new Anderson Shelter, her eyes popping as Mags pulled out her new manifesto, rolled it up, and started whacking herself on the butt, GEE UP
survivorfan 06-07-2005, 08:20 AM Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's water proof wellington boots and tugged at the crease in his soft, light blue silky hot pants until she drew level with the sequined embroidered pouch which bulged in the moonlight like a sleeping ferret in a velvet sack. Tugging gently at her new giant kite strings Faye secretly watched them from her new Anderson Shelter, her eyes popping as Mags pulled out her new manifesto, rolled it up, and started whacking herself on the butt, GEE UP MAGGIE! Faye caught her breath as
sayangmouse 08-07-2005, 08:00 AM Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's water proof wellington boots and tugged at the crease in his soft, light blue silky hot pants until she drew level with the sequined embroidered pouch which bulged in the moonlight like a sleeping ferret in a velvet sack. Tugging gently at her new giant kite strings Faye secretly watched them from her new Anderson Shelter, her eyes popping as Mags pulled out her new manifesto, rolled it up, and started whacking herself on the butt, GEE UP MAGGIE! Faye caught her breath as she saw Tony Blair on his knees......
Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's water proof wellington boots and tugged at the crease in his soft, light blue silky hot pants until she drew level with the sequined embroidered pouch which bulged in the moonlight like a sleeping ferret in a velvet sack. Tugging gently at her new giant kite strings Faye secretly watched them from her new Anderson Shelter, her eyes popping as Mags pulled out her new manifesto, rolled it up, and started whacking herself on the butt, GEE UP MAGGIE! Faye caught her breath as she saw Tony Blair on his knees and singing Abide With Me.
survivorfan 12-07-2005, 10:21 AM Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's water proof wellington boots and tugged at the crease in his soft, light blue silky hot pants until she drew level with the sequined embroidered pouch which bulged in the moonlight like a sleeping ferret in a velvet sack. Tugging gently at her new giant kite strings Faye secretly watched them from her new Anderson Shelter, her eyes popping as Mags pulled out her new manifesto, rolled it up, and started whacking herself on the butt, GEE UP MAGGIE! Faye caught her breath as she saw Tony Blair on his knees and singing Abide With Me.
A sudden movement behind
Margaret Thatcher pulled on her assistant secretary's water proof wellington boots and tugged at the crease in his soft, light blue silky hot pants until she drew level with the sequined embroidered pouch which bulged in the moonlight like a sleeping ferret in a velvet sack. Tugging gently at her new giant kite strings Faye secretly watched them from her new Anderson Shelter, her eyes popping as Mags pulled out her new manifesto, rolled it up, and started whacking herself on the butt, GEE UP MAGGIE! Faye caught her breath as she saw Tony Blair on his knees and singing Abide With Me.
A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye
survivorfan 22-07-2005, 12:12 PM A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabin
A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and
A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and excitedly started to
sayangmouse 23-07-2005, 03:09 PM A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and excitedly started to admit they were Russian spies
Fee For All 23-07-2005, 03:17 PM A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and excitedly started to admit they were Russian spiesA sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and excitedly started to admit they were Russian spies on a secret mission to
A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and excitedly started to admit they were Russian spies on a secret mission to Weston Super Mare. Although
survivorfan 28-07-2005, 10:57 AM A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and excitedly started to admit they were Russian spies on a secret mission to Weston Super Mare. Although Faye had a secret longing
A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and excitedly started to admit they were Russian spies on a secret mission to Weston Super Mare. Although Faye had a secret longing to wear a Russian Trench Coat
survivorfan 28-07-2005, 11:07 AM A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and excitedly started to admit they were Russian spies on a secret mission to Weston Super Mare. Although Faye had a secret longing to wear a Russian Trench Coat (ever since that night when she
A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and excitedly started to admit they were Russian spies on a secret mission to Weston Super Mare. Although Faye had a secret longing to wear a Russian Trench Coat (ever since that night when she polka'd naked Gustov
survivorfan 28-07-2005, 12:15 PM A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and excitedly started to admit they were Russian spies on a secret mission to Weston Super Mare. Although Faye had a secret longing to wear a Russian Trench Coat (ever since that night when she polka'd naked Gustov on the stairs, in the ruins
A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and excitedly started to admit they were Russian spies on a secret mission to Weston Super Mare. Although Faye had a secret longing to wear a Russian Trench Coat (ever since that night when she polka'd naked Gustov on the stairs, in the ruins of the Tsar's castle in Minsk),
survivorfan 28-07-2005, 01:24 PM A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and excitedly started to admit they were Russian spies on a secret mission to Weston Super Mare. Although Faye had a secret longing to wear a Russian Trench Coat (ever since that night when she polka'd naked Gustov on the stairs, in the ruins of the Tsar's castle in Minsk), certain undercurrents made
A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and excitedly started to admit they were Russian spies on a secret mission to Weston Super Mare. Although Faye had a secret longing to wear a Russian Trench Coat (ever since that night when she polka'd naked Gustov on the stairs, in the ruins of the Tsar's castle in Minsk), certain undercurrents made her feel that something was wrong
survivorfan 28-07-2005, 01:40 PM A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and excitedly started to admit they were Russian spies on a secret mission to Weston Super Mare. Although Faye had a secret longing to wear a Russian Trench Coat (ever since that night when she polka'd naked Gustov on the stairs, in the ruins of the Tsar's castle in Minsk), certain undercurrents made her feel that something was wrong. She tried to put her finger
A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and excitedly started to admit they were Russian spies on a secret mission to Weston Super Mare. Although Faye had a secret longing to wear a Russian Trench Coat (ever since that night when she polka'd naked Gustov on the stairs, in the ruins of the Tsar's castle in Minsk), certain undercurrents made her feel that something was wrong. She tried to put her finger in the ear of a passing
Patsy 28-07-2005, 02:01 PM [QUOTE=Cat]A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and excitedly started to admit they were Russian spies on a secret mission to Weston Super Mare. Although Faye had a secret longing to wear a Russian Trench Coat (ever since that night when she polka'd naked Gustov on the stairs, in the ruins of the Tsar's castle in Minsk), certain undercurrents made her feel that something was wrong. She tried to put her finger in the ear of a passing student gynaechologist
A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and excitedly started to admit they were Russian spies on a secret mission to Weston Super Mare. Although Faye had a secret longing to wear a Russian Trench Coat (ever since that night when she polka'd naked Gustov on the stairs, in the ruins of the Tsar's castle in Minsk), certain undercurrents made her feel that something was wrong. She tried to put her finger in the ear of a passing student gynaechologist who was wearing marigolds
Patsy 28-07-2005, 02:09 PM A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and excitedly started to admit they were Russian spies on a secret mission to Weston Super Mare. Although Faye had a secret longing to wear a Russian Trench Coat (ever since that night when she polka'd naked Gustov on the stairs, in the ruins of the Tsar's castle in Minsk), certain undercurrents made her feel that something was wrong. She tried to put her finger in the ear of a passing student gynaechologist who was wearing marigolds on both feet, for some reason.
A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and excitedly started to admit they were Russian spies on a secret mission to Weston Super Mare. Although Faye had a secret longing to wear a Russian Trench Coat (ever since that night when she polka'd naked Gustov on the stairs, in the ruins of the Tsar's castle in Minsk), certain undercurrents made her feel that something was wrong. She tried to put her finger in the ear of a passing student gynaechologist who was wearing marigolds on both feet, for some reason.
Suddenly she felt an ice
Patsy 28-07-2005, 02:29 PM A sudden movement behind the new Asda caught her eye. The entire Labour Cabinet climbed out of a skip and excitedly started to admit they were Russian spies on a secret mission to Weston Super Mare. Although Faye had a secret longing to wear a Russian Trench Coat (ever since that night when she polka'd naked Gustov on the stairs, in the ruins of the Tsar's castle in Minsk), certain undercurrents made her feel that something was wrong. She tried to put her finger in the ear of a passing student gynaechologist who was wearing marigolds on both feet, for some reason.
Suddenly she felt an ice lolly hit her in the side
survivorfan 28-07-2005, 02:35 PM Suddenly she felt an ice lolly hit her in the sideboard. "What made me wear that side
Patsy 28-07-2005, 02:44 PM Suddenly she felt an ice lolly hit her in the sideboard. "What made me wear that sideboard", queried the gynae. She
Suddenly she felt an ice lolly hit her in the sideboard. "What made me wear that sideboard", queried the gynae. She then exploded into a
Suddenly she felt an ice lolly hit her in the sideboard. "What made me wear that sideboard", queried the gynae. She then exploded into a shower of angry purple
Suddenly she felt an ice lolly hit her in the sideboard. "What made me wear that sideboard", queried the gynae. She then exploded into a shower of angry purple plums ricocheting off the
sayangmouse 29-07-2005, 07:37 PM Suddenly she felt an ice lolly hit her in the sideboard. "What made me wear that sideboard", queried the gynae. She then exploded into a shower of angry purple plums ricocheting off the Guide Dog's head, who lifted his
Fee For All 29-07-2005, 09:12 PM Suddenly she felt an ice lolly hit her in the sideboard. "What made me wear that sideboard", queried the gynae. She then exploded into a shower of angry purple plums ricocheting off the Guide Dog's head, who lifted his eyes up to the hills from
Suddenly she felt an ice lolly hit her in the sideboard. "What made me wear that sideboard", queried the gynae. She then exploded into a shower of angry purple plums ricocheting off the Guide Dog's head, who lifted his eyes up to the hills from the sockets in his head. DING
Suddenly she felt an ice lolly hit her in the sideboard. "What made me wear that sideboard", queried the gynae. She then exploded into a shower of angry purple plums ricocheting off the Guide Dog's head, who lifted his eyes up to the hills from the sockets in his head. DING DING said the Crazy Frog. For
Suddenly she felt an ice lolly hit her in the sideboard. "What made me wear that sideboard", queried the gynae. She then exploded into a shower of angry purple plums ricocheting off the Guide Dog's head, who lifted his eyes up to the hills from the sockets in his head. DING DING said the Crazy Frog. Forking hell! cried Faye What was that?
Fee For All 30-07-2005, 10:40 AM Suddenly she felt an ice lolly hit her in the sideboard. "What made me wear that sideboard", queried the gynae. She then exploded into a shower of angry purple plums ricocheting off the Guide Dog's head, who lifted his eyes up to the hills from the sockets in his head. DING DING said the Crazy Frog. Forking hell! cried Faye What was that?
'Only me!'. It was a voice
Suddenly she felt an ice lolly hit her in the sideboard. "What made me wear that sideboard", queried the gynae. She then exploded into a shower of angry purple plums ricocheting off the Guide Dog's head, who lifted his eyes up to the hills from the sockets in his head. DING DING said the Crazy Frog. Forking hell! cried Faye What was that?
'Only me!'. It was a voice she knew very well indeed.
Fee For All 30-07-2005, 01:03 PM Suddenly she felt an ice lolly hit her in the sideboard. "What made me wear that sideboard", queried the gynae. She then exploded into a shower of angry purple plums ricocheting off the Guide Dog's head, who lifted his eyes up to the hills from the sockets in his head. DING DING said the Crazy Frog. Forking hell! cried Faye What was that?
'Only me!'. It was a voice she knew very well indeed. In fact it was her own soft
Suddenly she felt an ice lolly hit her in the sideboard. "What made me wear that sideboard", queried the gynae. She then exploded into a shower of angry purple plums ricocheting off the Guide Dog's head, who lifted his eyes up to the hills from the sockets in his head. DING DING said the Crazy Frog. Forking hell! cried Faye What was that?
'Only me!'. It was a voice she knew very well indeed. In fact it was her own soft, squidgy duckbilled platypus
Fee For All 30-07-2005, 03:21 PM Suddenly she felt an ice lolly hit her in the sideboard. "What made me wear that sideboard", queried the gynae. She then exploded into a shower of angry purple plums ricocheting off the Guide Dog's head, who lifted his eyes up to the hills from the sockets in his head. DING DING said the Crazy Frog. Forking hell! cried Faye What was that?
'Only me!'. It was a voice she knew very well indeed. In fact it was her own soft, squidgy duckbilled platypus, Plato, who she thought had been
sayangmouse 31-07-2005, 05:59 PM Suddenly she felt an ice lolly hit her in the sideboard. "What made me wear that sideboard", queried the gynae. She then exploded into a shower of angry purple plums ricocheting off the Guide Dog's head, who lifted his eyes up to the hills from the sockets in his head. DING DING said the Crazy Frog. Forking hell! cried Faye What was that?
'Only me!'. It was a voice she knew very well indeed. In fact it was her own soft, squidgy duckbilled platypus, Plato, who she thought had been mute until he sang Ernie
Fee For All 31-07-2005, 06:16 PM Suddenly she felt an ice lolly hit her in the sideboard. "What made me wear that sideboard", queried the gynae. She then exploded into a shower of angry purple plums ricocheting off the Guide Dog's head, who lifted his eyes up to the hills from the sockets in his head. DING DING said the Crazy Frog. Forking hell! cried Faye What was that?
'Only me!'. It was a voice she knew very well indeed. In fact it was her own soft, squidgy duckbilled platypus, Plato, who she thought had been mute until he sang Ernie in g flat major and gave
survivorfan 13-08-2005, 01:25 PM 'Only me!'. It was a voice she knew very well indeed. In fact it was her own soft, squidgy duckbilled platypus, Plato, who she thought had been mute until he sang Ernie in g flat major and gave our Faye her biggest thrill since
Fee For All 13-08-2005, 01:32 PM 'Only me!'. It was a voice she knew very well indeed. In fact it was her own soft, squidgy duckbilled platypus, Plato, who she thought had been mute until he sang Ernie in g flat major and gave our Faye her biggest thrill since the fifteenth of May when she
survivorfan 13-08-2005, 01:53 PM 'Only me!'. It was a voice she knew very well indeed. In fact it was her own soft, squidgy duckbilled platypus, Plato, who she thought had been mute until he sang Ernie in g flat major and gave our Faye her biggest thrill since the fifteenth of May when she had spent three hours locked in a
Fee For All 13-08-2005, 02:11 PM 'Only me!'. It was a voice she knew very well indeed. In fact it was her own soft, squidgy duckbilled platypus, Plato, who she thought had been mute until he sang Ernie in g flat major and gave our Faye her biggest thrill since the fifteenth of May when she had spent three hours locked in a passionate embrace with her
survivorfan 13-08-2005, 02:17 PM 'Only me!'. It was a voice she knew very well indeed. In fact it was her own soft, squidgy duckbilled platypus, Plato, who she thought had been mute until he sang Ernie in g flat major and gave our Faye her biggest thrill since the fifteenth of May when she had spent three hours locked in a passionate embrace with her accordian teacher and
Fee For All 13-08-2005, 02:21 PM 'Only me!'. It was a voice she knew very well indeed. In fact it was her own soft, squidgy duckbilled platypus, Plato, who she thought had been mute until he sang Ernie in g flat major and gave our Faye her biggest thrill since the fifteenth of May when she had spent three hours locked in a passionate embrace with her accordian teacher and had her bazooms caught in his
survivorfan 13-08-2005, 02:24 PM 'Only me!'. It was a voice she knew very well indeed. In fact it was her own soft, squidgy duckbilled platypus, Plato, who she thought had been mute until he sang Ernie in g flat major and gave our Faye her biggest thrill since the fifteenth of May when she had spent three hours locked in a passionate embrace with her accordian teacher and had her bazooms caught in his Hohner Diatonic.
"Please
Fee For All 13-08-2005, 02:25 PM 'Only me!'. It was a voice she knew very well indeed. In fact it was her own soft, squidgy duckbilled platypus, Plato, who she thought had been mute until he sang Ernie in g flat major and gave our Faye her biggest thrill since the fifteenth of May when she had spent three hours locked in a passionate embrace with her accordian teacher and had her bazooms caught in his Hohner Diatonic.
"Please sir", she had said at the time,
survivorfan 13-08-2005, 02:27 PM 'Only me!'. It was a voice she knew very well indeed. In fact it was her own soft, squidgy duckbilled platypus, Plato, who she thought had been mute until he sang Ernie in g flat major and gave our Faye her biggest thrill since the fifteenth of May when she had spent three hours locked in a passionate embrace with her accordian teacher and had her bazooms caught in his Hohner Diatonic.
"Please sir", she had said at the time, "what will happen if I press
Fee For All 13-08-2005, 02:30 PM 'Only me!'. It was a voice she knew very well indeed. In fact it was her own soft, squidgy duckbilled platypus, Plato, who she thought had been mute until he sang Ernie in g flat major and gave our Faye her biggest thrill since the fifteenth of May when she had spent three hours locked in a passionate embrace with her accordian teacher and had her bazooms caught in his Hohner Diatonic.
"Please sir", she had said at the time, "what will happen if I press your trousers without putting
survivorfan 13-08-2005, 02:33 PM 'Only me!'. It was a voice she knew very well indeed. In fact it was her own soft, squidgy duckbilled platypus, Plato, who she thought had been mute until he sang Ernie in g flat major and gave our Faye her biggest thrill since the fifteenth of May when she had spent three hours locked in a passionate embrace with her accordian teacher and had her bazooms caught in his Hohner Diatonic.
"Please sir", she had said at the time, "what will happen if I press your trousers without putting the iron on 'steam' setting?" He
Fee For All 13-08-2005, 02:36 PM 'Only me!'. It was a voice she knew very well indeed. In fact it was her own soft, squidgy duckbilled platypus, Plato, who she thought had been mute until he sang Ernie in g flat major and gave our Faye her biggest thrill since the fifteenth of May when she had spent three hours locked in a passionate embrace with her accordian teacher and had her bazooms caught in his Hohner Diatonic.
"Please sir", she had said at the time, "what will happen if I press your trousers without putting the iron on 'steam' setting?" He frowned and cast a withering
survivorfan 13-08-2005, 02:38 PM 'Only me!'. It was a voice she knew very well indeed. In fact it was her own soft, squidgy duckbilled platypus, Plato, who she thought had been mute until he sang Ernie in g flat major and gave our Faye her biggest thrill since the fifteenth of May when she had spent three hours locked in a passionate embrace with her accordian teacher and had her bazooms caught in his Hohner Diatonic.
"Please sir", she had said at the time, "what will happen if I press your trousers without putting the iron on 'steam' setting?" He frowned and cast a withering rose on the table. "You see
Fee For All 13-08-2005, 02:40 PM "Please sir", she had said at the time, "what will happen if I press your trousers without putting the iron on 'steam' setting?" He frowned and cast a withering rose on the table. "You see, my dear, without moisture, it
survivorfan 13-08-2005, 02:42 PM "Please sir", she had said at the time, "what will happen if I press your trousers without putting the iron on 'steam' setting?" He frowned and cast a withering rose on the table. "You see, my dear, without moisture, it doesn't slide smoothly." Faye blushed
Fee For All 13-08-2005, 02:48 PM "Please sir", she had said at the time, "what will happen if I press your trousers without putting the iron on 'steam' setting?" He frowned and cast a withering rose on the table. "You see, my dear, without moisture, it doesn't slide smoothly." Faye blushed - a blush as pink as the small
survivorfan 13-08-2005, 02:54 PM "Please sir", she had said at the time, "what will happen if I press your trousers without putting the iron on 'steam' setting?" He frowned and cast a withering rose on the table. "You see, my dear, without moisture, it doesn't slide smoothly." Faye blushed - a blush as pink as the small, withering, yet still pink
Fee For All 13-08-2005, 03:00 PM "Please sir", she had said at the time, "what will happen if I press your trousers without putting the iron on 'steam' setting?" He frowned and cast a withering rose on the table. "You see, my dear, without moisture, it doesn't slide smoothly." Faye blushed - a blush as pink as the small, withering, yet still pink, pink withering small thing that
survivorfan 13-08-2005, 03:03 PM "Please sir", she had said at the time, "what will happen if I press your trousers without putting the iron on 'steam' setting?" He frowned and cast a withering rose on the table. "You see, my dear, without moisture, it doesn't slide smoothly." Faye blushed - a blush as pink as the small, withering, yet still pink, pink withering small thing that withered pinkly under her
Fee For All 13-08-2005, 03:05 PM "Please sir", she had said at the time, "what will happen if I press your trousers without putting the iron on 'steam' setting?" He frowned and cast a withering rose on the table. "You see, my dear, without moisture, it doesn't slide smoothly." Faye blushed - a blush as pink as the small, withering, yet still pink, pink withering small thing that withered pinkly under her pinkly blushing, withering
survivorfan 13-08-2005, 03:10 PM "Please sir", she had said at the time, "what will happen if I press your trousers without putting the iron on 'steam' setting?" He frowned and cast a withering rose on the table. "You see, my dear, without moisture, it doesn't slide smoothly." Faye blushed - a blush as pink as the small, withering, yet still pink, pink withering small thing that withered pinkly under her pinkly blushing, withering gaze, which though her pink glasses
Spyder 02-09-2005, 06:31 AM "Please sir", she had said at the time, "what will happen if I press your trousers without putting the iron on 'steam' setting?" He frowned and cast a withering rose on the table. "You see, my dear, without moisture, it doesn't slide smoothly." Faye blushed - a blush as pink as the small, withering, yet still pink, pink withering small thing that withered pinkly under her pinkly blushing, withering gaze, which though her pink glasses looked more like santa's pink nose.
survivorfan 02-09-2005, 11:48 AM "Please sir", she had said at the time, "what will happen if I press your trousers without putting the iron on 'steam' setting?" He frowned and cast a withering rose on the table. "You see, my dear, without moisture, it doesn't slide smoothly." Faye blushed - a blush as pink as the small, withering, yet still pink, pink withering small thing that withered pinkly under her pinkly blushing, withering gaze, which though her pink glasses looked more like santa's pink nose.
Then Faye turned pale - as pale as
Fee For All 29-09-2005, 07:59 PM "Please sir", she had said at the time, "what will happen if I press your trousers without putting the iron on 'steam' setting?" He frowned and cast a withering rose on the table. "You see, my dear, without moisture, it doesn't slide smoothly." Faye blushed - a blush as pink as the small, withering, yet still pink, pink withering small thing that withered pinkly under her pinkly blushing, withering gaze, which though her pink glasses looked more like santa's pink nose.
Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless
survivorfan 30-09-2005, 03:45 PM Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic al
Fee For All 09-06-2007, 05:44 PM Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red
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Coastie 09-06-2007, 06:31 PM "Please sir", she had said at the time, "what will happen if I press your trousers without putting the iron on 'steam' setting?" He frowned and cast a withering rose on the table. "You see, my dear, without moisture, it doesn't slide smoothly." Faye blushed - a blush as pink as the small, withering, yet still pink, pink withering small thing that withered pinkly under her pinkly blushing, withering gaze, which though her pink glasses looked more like santa's pink nose.
Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red lips now the colour of a...
Fee For All 09-06-2007, 07:17 PM "Please sir", she had said at the time, "what will happen if I press your trousers without putting the iron on 'steam' setting?" He frowned and cast a withering rose on the table. "You see, my dear, without moisture, it doesn't slide smoothly." Faye blushed - a blush as pink as the small, withering, yet still pink, pink withering small thing that withered pinkly under her pinkly blushing, withering gaze, which though her pink glasses looked more like santa's pink nose.
Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red lips, now the colour of Anton's discarded, greying
survivorfan 09-06-2007, 07:47 PM "Please sir", she had said at the time, "what will happen if I press your trousers without putting the iron on 'steam' setting?" He frowned and cast a withering rose on the table. "You see, my dear, without moisture, it doesn't slide smoothly." Faye blushed - a blush as pink as the small, withering, yet still pink, pink withering small thing that withered pinkly under her pinkly blushing, withering gaze, which though her pink glasses looked more like santa's pink nose.
Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red lips, now the colour of Anton's discarded, greying school jumper (knitted by his
Fee For All 09-06-2007, 08:58 PM Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red lips, now the colour of Anton's discarded, greying school jumper (knitted by his housemaster using a pair
survivorfan 10-06-2007, 05:54 AM Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red lips, now the colour of Anton's discarded, greying school jumper (knitted by his housemaster using a pair of ex-army forceps), twitched
Fee For All 10-06-2007, 10:40 AM Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red lips, now the colour of Anton's discarded, greying school jumper (knitted by his housemaster using a pair of ex-army forceps), twitched like a constipated dog's
survivorfan 10-06-2007, 10:56 AM Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red lips, now the colour of Anton's discarded, greying school jumper (knitted by his housemaster using a pair of ex-army forceps), twitched like a constipated dog's ar$e. Suddenly the phone rang.
Fee For All 10-06-2007, 11:08 AM Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red lips, now the colour of Anton's discarded, greying school jumper (knitted by his housemaster using a pair of ex-army forceps), twitched like a constipated dog's ar$e. Suddenly the phone rang.
Twice.
'Make it stop!' wept Faye, look
survivorfan 10-06-2007, 12:40 PM Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red lips, now the colour of Anton's discarded, greying school jumper (knitted by his housemaster using a pair of ex-army forceps), twitched like a constipated dog's ar$e. Suddenly the phone rang.
Twice.
'Make it stop!' wept Faye, looking for inspiration at
Fee For All 10-06-2007, 12:45 PM Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red lips, now the colour of Anton's discarded, greying school jumper (knitted by his housemaster using a pair of ex-army forceps), twitched like a constipated dog's ar$e. Suddenly the phone rang.
Twice.
'Make it stop!' wept Faye, looking for inspiration at an athletic Swedish mass
survivorfan 10-06-2007, 12:57 PM Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red lips, now the colour of Anton's discarded, greying school jumper (knitted by his housemaster using a pair of ex-army forceps), twitched like a constipated dog's ar$e. Suddenly the phone rang.
Twice.
'Make it stop!' wept Faye, looking for inspiration at an athletic Swedish mass choir which was engaged in a
Fee For All 10-06-2007, 01:07 PM Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red lips, now the colour of Anton's discarded, greying school jumper (knitted by his housemaster using a pair of ex-army forceps), twitched like a constipated dog's ar$e. Suddenly the phone rang.
Twice.
'Make it stop!' wept Faye, looking for inspiration at an athletic Swedish mass choir which was engaged in animated group sex with the
survivorfan 10-06-2007, 01:14 PM Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red lips, now the colour of Anton's discarded, greying school jumper (knitted by his housemaster using a pair of ex-army forceps), twitched like a constipated dog's ar$e. Suddenly the phone rang.
Twice.
'Make it stop!' wept Faye, looking for inspiration at an athletic Swedish mass choir which was engaged in animated group sex with the local Boys' Brigade. But the
Fee For All 10-06-2007, 01:18 PM Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red lips, now the colour of Anton's discarded, greying school jumper (knitted by his housemaster using a pair of ex-army forceps), twitched like a constipated dog's ar$e. Suddenly the phone rang.
Twice.
'Make it stop!' wept Faye, looking for inspiration at an athletic Swedish mass choir which was engaged in animated group sex with the local Boys' Brigade. But the Girl Guides intervened, intent
survivorfan 10-06-2007, 01:31 PM Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red lips, now the colour of Anton's discarded, greying school jumper (knitted by his housemaster using a pair of ex-army forceps), twitched like a constipated dog's ar$e. Suddenly the phone rang.
Twice.
'Make it stop!' wept Faye, looking for inspiration at an athletic Swedish mass choir which was engaged in animated group sex with the local Boys' Brigade. But the Girl Guides intervened, intent on saving the Swedes for their
Fee For All 10-06-2007, 01:39 PM Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red lips, now the colour of Anton's discarded, greying school jumper (knitted by his housemaster using a pair of ex-army forceps), twitched like a constipated dog's ar$e. Suddenly the phone rang.
Twice.
'Make it stop!' wept Faye, looking for inspiration at an athletic Swedish mass choir which was engaged in animated group sex with the local Boys' Brigade. But the Girl Guides intervened, intent on saving the Swedes for their campfire Irish Stew that was
survivorfan 10-06-2007, 01:49 PM Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red lips, now the colour of Anton's discarded, greying school jumper (knitted by his housemaster using a pair of ex-army forceps), twitched like a constipated dog's ar$e. Suddenly the phone rang.
Twice.
'Make it stop!' wept Faye, looking for inspiration at an athletic Swedish mass choir which was engaged in animated group sex with the local Boys' Brigade. But the Girl Guides intervened, intent on saving the Swedes for their campfire Irish Stew that was their entry for 'Pukefest 2
Fee For All 10-06-2007, 04:30 PM Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red lips, now the colour of Anton's discarded, greying school jumper (knitted by his housemaster using a pair of ex-army forceps), twitched like a constipated dog's ar$e. Suddenly the phone rang.
Twice.
'Make it stop!' wept Faye, looking for inspiration at an athletic Swedish mass choir which was engaged in animated group sex with the local Boys' Brigade. But the Girl Guides intervened, intent on saving the Swedes for their campfire Irish Stew that was their entry for 'Pukefest 2 - Repeat of the Onion'. Some
Coastie 11-06-2007, 02:11 AM Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red lips, now the colour of Anton's discarded, greying school jumper (knitted by his housemaster using a pair of ex-army forceps), twitched like a constipated dog's ar$e. Suddenly the phone rang.
Twice.
'Make it stop!' wept Faye, looking for inspiration at an athletic Swedish mass choir which was engaged in animated group sex with the local Boys' Brigade. But the Girl Guides intervened, intent on saving the Swedes for their campfire Irish Stew that was their entry for 'Pukefest 2 - Repeat of the Onion'. Some regarded the tournament...
survivorfan 13-06-2007, 09:44 PM Then Faye turned pale - as pale as a blanched bucket of bloodless blood from an anaemic albino. Her normally red lips, now the colour of Anton's discarded, greying school jumper (knitted by his housemaster using a pair of ex-army forceps), twitched like a constipated dog's ar$e. Suddenly the phone rang.
Twice.
'Make it stop!' wept Faye, looking for inspiration at an athletic Swedish mass choir which was engaged in animated group sex with the local Boys' Brigade. But the Girl Guides intervened, intent on saving the Swedes for their campfire Irish Stew that was their entry for 'Pukefest 2 - Repeat of the Onion'. Some regarded the tournament as a flagrant breach of all
Fee For All 13-06-2007, 09:50 PM 'Make it stop!' wept Faye, looking for inspiration at an athletic Swedish mass choir which was engaged in animated group sex with the local Boys' Brigade. But the Girl Guides intervened, intent on saving the Swedes for their campfire Irish Stew that was their entry for 'Pukefest 2 - Repeat of the Onion'. Some regarded the tournament as a flagrant breach of all five Articles of the old
survivorfan 14-06-2007, 07:27 AM 'Make it stop!' wept Faye, looking for inspiration at an athletic Swedish mass choir which was engaged in animated group sex with the local Boys' Brigade. But the Girl Guides intervened, intent on saving the Swedes for their campfire Irish Stew that was their entry for 'Pukefest 2 - Repeat of the Onion'. Some regarded the tournament as a flagrant breach of all five Articles of the old Heimskringla ( Faye did because
Fee For All 14-06-2007, 08:30 PM 'Make it stop!' wept Faye, looking for inspiration at an athletic Swedish mass choir which was engaged in animated group sex with the local Boys' Brigade. But the Girl Guides intervened, intent on saving the Swedes for their campfire Irish Stew that was their entry for 'Pukefest 2 - Repeat of the Onion'. Some regarded the tournament as a flagrant breach of all five Articles of the old Heimskringla ( Faye did because of fond memories of Norse
survivorfan 14-06-2007, 08:50 PM 'Make it stop!' wept Faye, looking for inspiration at an athletic Swedish mass choir which was engaged in animated group sex with the local Boys' Brigade. But the Girl Guides intervened, intent on saving the Swedes for their campfire Irish Stew that was their entry for 'Pukefest 2 - Repeat of the Onion'. Some regarded the tournament as a flagrant breach of all five Articles of the old Heimskringla ( Faye did because of fond memories of Norse Code ... dot dot dot, dit dit dit,
Fee For All 14-06-2007, 08:58 PM 'Make it stop!' wept Faye, looking for inspiration at an athletic Swedish mass choir which was engaged in animated group sex with the local Boys' Brigade. But the Girl Guides intervened, intent on saving the Swedes for their campfire Irish Stew that was their entry for 'Pukefest 2 - Repeat of the Onion'. Some regarded the tournament as a flagrant breach of all five Articles of the old Heimskringla ( Faye did because of fond memories of Norse Code ... dot dot dot, dit dit dit...thoughts of Stammering Svein flooded
survivorfan 15-06-2007, 07:19 PM 'Make it stop!' wept Faye, looking for inspiration at an athletic Swedish mass choir which was engaged in animated group sex with the local Boys' Brigade. But the Girl Guides intervened, intent on saving the Swedes for their campfire Irish Stew that was their entry for 'Pukefest 2 - Repeat of the Onion'. Some regarded the tournament as a flagrant breach of all five Articles of the old Heimskringla ( Faye did because of fond memories of Norse Code ... dot dot dot, dit dit dit...thoughts of Stammering Svein flooded her veins as a pulse throbbed in
Fee For All 15-06-2007, 10:25 PM 'Make it stop!' wept Faye, looking for inspiration at an athletic Swedish mass choir which was engaged in animated group sex with the local Boys' Brigade. But the Girl Guides intervened, intent on saving the Swedes for their campfire Irish Stew that was |