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survivorfan 24-06-2007, 09:01 AM "Aieeeeeee!!!!" Faye's reverie was rudely interrupted by the vision of a man dressed as a monk. He was climbing throughout the first movement of Hanson's infectious hit "Mmmmmmbopp", the opus that had inspired Faye's dad (Lesley Stringer) to attempt to extract his own DNA from an old greying school sock (knitted by looping the hairs from ancient squirels with big sharp pointy Swedish strumpsticka.)
As he
Fee For All 24-06-2007, 09:54 AM "Aieeeeeee!!!!" Faye's reverie was rudely interrupted by the vision of a man dressed as a monk. He was climbing throughout the first movement of Hanson's infectious hit "Mmmmmmbopp", the opus that had inspired Faye's dad (Lesley Stringer) to attempt to extract his own DNA from an old greying school sock (knitted by looping the hairs from ancient squirels with big sharp pointy Swedish strumpsticka.)
As heard at school hops from his past
survivorfan 24-06-2007, 11:58 AM "Aieeeeeee!!!!" Faye's reverie was rudely interrupted by the vision of a man dressed as a monk. He was climbing throughout the first movement of Hanson's infectious hit "Mmmmmmbopp", the opus that had inspired Faye's dad (Lesley Stringer) to attempt to extract his own DNA from an old greying school sock (knitted by looping the hairs from ancient squirels with big sharp pointy Swedish strumpsticka.)
As heard at school hops from his past, strains of 'Art Rock' band Dingle-
Fee For All 24-06-2007, 12:20 PM As heard at school hops from his past, strains of 'Art Rock' band Dingle-berry Danglers' Skid-marks set Faye's
Coastie 24-06-2007, 01:39 PM As heard at school hops from his past, strains of 'Art Rock' band Dingle-berry Danglers' Skid-marks set Faye's underpants apart from all...
Fee For All 24-06-2007, 02:17 PM As heard at school hops from his past, strains of 'Art Rock' band Dingle-berry Danglers' Skid-marks set Faye's underpants apart from alleged association with
Patsy 24-06-2007, 05:21 PM As heard at school hops from his past, strains of 'Art Rock' band Dingle-berry Danglers' Skid-marks set Faye's underpants apart from alleged association with any brand of detergent
survivorfan 24-06-2007, 05:38 PM As heard at school hops from his past, strains of 'Art Rock' band Dingle-berry Danglers' Skid-marks set Faye's underpants apart from alleged association with any brand of detergent. Smiling, Faye spoke to the myst
Patsy 25-06-2007, 11:50 AM As heard at school hops from his past, strains of 'Art Rock' band Dingle-berry Danglers' Skid-marks set Faye's underpants apart from alleged association with any brand of detergent. Smiling, Faye spoke to the myst, wondering why she had spelt
Coastie 25-06-2007, 12:50 PM As heard at school hops from his past, strains of 'Art Rock' band Dingle-berry Danglers' Skid-marks set Faye's underpants apart from alleged association with any brand of detergent. Smiling, Faye spoke to the myst, wondering why she had spelt 'General Synopsis' on...
Patsy 25-06-2007, 01:24 PM As heard at school hops from his past, strains of 'Art Rock' band Dingle-berry Danglers' Skid-marks set Faye's underpants apart from alleged association with any brand of detergent. Smiling, Faye spoke to the myst, wondering why she had spelt 'General Synopsis' on Corporal Punishment's helmet.
Coastie 25-06-2007, 01:51 PM As heard at school hops from his past, strains of 'Art Rock' band Dingle-berry Danglers' Skid-marks set Faye's underpants apart from alleged association with any brand of detergent. Smiling, Faye spoke to the myst, wondering why she had spelt 'General Synopsis' on Corporal Punishment's helmet.
It was also shocking when...
survivorfan 25-06-2007, 05:46 PM As heard at school hops from his past, strains of 'Art Rock' band Dingle-berry Danglers' Skid-marks set Faye's underpants apart from alleged association with any brand of detergent. Smiling, Faye spoke to the myst, wondering why she had spelt 'General Synopsis' on Corporal Punishment's helmet.
It was also shocking when 240 volts
Fee For All 25-06-2007, 07:28 PM As heard at school hops from his past, strains of 'Art Rock' band Dingle-berry Danglers' Skid-marks set Faye's underpants apart from alleged association with any brand of detergent. Smiling, Faye spoke to the myst, wondering why she had spelt 'General Synopsis' on Corporal Punishment's helmet.
It was also shocking when 240 volts assembled in the quad, with
survivorfan 26-06-2007, 07:23 AM As heard at school hops from his past, strains of 'Art Rock' band Dingle-berry Danglers' Skid-marks set Faye's underpants apart from alleged association with any brand of detergent. Smiling, Faye spoke to the myst, wondering why she had spelt 'General Synopsis' on Corporal Punishment's helmet.
It was also shocking when 240 volts assembled in the quad, with Anton! "Look at me Anton"
Patsy 26-06-2007, 08:28 AM As heard at school hops from his past, strains of 'Art Rock' band Dingle-berry Danglers' Skid-marks set Faye's underpants apart from alleged association with any brand of detergent. Smiling, Faye spoke to the myst, wondering why she had spelt 'General Synopsis' on Corporal Punishment's helmet.
It was also shocking when 240 volts assembled in the quad, with Anton! "Look at me Anton", Gerald spluttered, unable
Fee For All 26-06-2007, 08:25 PM It was also shocking when 240 volts assembled in the quad, with Anton! "Look at me Anton", Gerald spluttered, unable to put out the glow in his
Coastie 26-06-2007, 08:39 PM It was also shocking when 240 volts assembled in the quad, with Anton! "Look at me Anton", Gerald spluttered, unable to put out the glow in his third eye situated in...
Fee For All 27-06-2007, 07:15 PM It was also shocking when 240 volts assembled in the quad, with Anton! "Look at me Anton", Gerald spluttered, unable to put out the glow in his third eye situated in the Upper Volga Region
Coastie 28-06-2007, 06:24 AM It was also shocking when 240 volts assembled in the quad, with Anton! "Look at me Anton", Gerald spluttered, unable to put out the glow in his third eye situated in the Upper Volga Region of his highly developed...
Tigereye 02-07-2007, 10:51 AM It was also shocking when 240 volts assembled in the quad, with Anton! "Look at me Anton", Gerald spluttered, unable to put out the glow in his third eye situated in the Upper Volga Region of his highly developed man boobs.
"Must get bra" he thought..
Coastie 02-07-2007, 11:09 AM It was also shocking when 240 volts assembled in the quad, with Anton! "Look at me Anton", Gerald spluttered, unable to put out the glow in his third eye situated in the Upper Volga Region of his highly developed man boobs.
"Must get bra" he thought as he swung round too fast and...
Fee For All 02-07-2007, 08:43 PM It was also shocking when 240 volts assembled in the quad, with Anton! "Look at me Anton", Gerald spluttered, unable to put out the glow in his third eye situated in the Upper Volga Region of his highly developed man boobs.
"Must get bra" he thought as he swung round too fast and took out the eye of a pass
Coastie 03-07-2007, 06:48 AM It was also shocking when 240 volts assembled in the quad, with Anton! "Look at me Anton", Gerald spluttered, unable to put out the glow in his third eye situated in the Upper Volga Region of his highly developed man boobs.
"Must get bra" he thought as he swung round too fast and took out the eye of a passenger onboard the super...
Tigereye 03-07-2007, 11:39 AM It was also shocking when 240 volts assembled in the quad, with Anton! "Look at me Anton", Gerald spluttered, unable to put out the glow in his third eye situated in the Upper Volga Region of his highly developed man boobs.
"Must get bra" he thought as he swung round too fast and took out the eye of a passing shepherd.
"Baaaaaaaaaaaastard, that hurt!"
Coastie 03-07-2007, 01:24 PM That's it I'm not playing anymore if you're gonna ignore my contributions TE!:ranting:
Tigereye 03-07-2007, 04:33 PM EEEEEEEK - sorry babe - don't know how I missed that one -:shocking:
I swear I don't have you on ignore!!! :w00t:
We'll follow your one and ignore my one eyed cursing shepherd!!!:good:
Coastie 03-07-2007, 05:02 PM Hmmm...I say we leave it to whoever adds there seven syllables next....I'm betting they go with your shepard though :(
Tigereye 04-07-2007, 03:07 PM It was also shocking when 240 volts assembled in the quad, with Anton! "Look at me Anton", Gerald spluttered, unable to put out the glow in his third eye situated in the Upper Volga Region of his highly developed man boobs.
"Must get bra" he thought as he swung round too fast and took out the eye of a passenger onboard the supermarket Sweep Game Show..
:thumbsup:
Fee For All 04-07-2007, 05:05 PM It was also shocking when 240 volts assembled in the quad, with Anton! "Look at me Anton", Gerald spluttered, unable to put out the glow in his third eye situated in the Upper Volga Region of his highly developed man boobs.
"Must get bra" he thought as he swung round too fast and took out the eye of a passenger onboard the supermarket Sweep Game Show - a passing shepherd with a
Coastie 04-07-2007, 07:05 PM It was also shocking when 240 volts assembled in the quad, with Anton! "Look at me Anton", Gerald spluttered, unable to put out the glow in his third eye situated in the Upper Volga Region of his highly developed man boobs.
"Must get bra" he thought as he swung round too fast and took out the eye of a passenger onboard the supermarket Sweep Game Show - a passing shepherd with a stubbon mule for transport said...
Tigereye 06-07-2007, 05:16 PM It was also shocking when 240 volts assembled in the quad, with Anton! "Look at me Anton", Gerald spluttered, unable to put out the glow in his third eye situated in the Upper Volga Region of his highly developed man boobs.
"Must get bra" he thought as he swung round too fast and took out the eye of a passenger onboard the supermarket Sweep Game Show - a passing shepherd with a stubbon mule for transport said:
"Pssssssst! Load your trolley with booze!"
survivorfan 07-07-2007, 10:42 AM Faye's mum had been scared of rats
Fee For All 07-07-2007, 10:57 AM Faye's mum had been scared of rats from the day Anton's trolley
survivorfan 07-07-2007, 12:40 PM Faye's mum had been scared of rats from the day Anton's trolley was attacked by a big one
Fee For All 07-07-2007, 01:37 PM Faye's mum had been scared of rats from the day Anton's trolley was attacked by a big one-eyed trouser snake that came out
Patsy 07-07-2007, 02:32 PM Faye's mum had been scared of rats from the day Anton's trolley was attacked by a big one-eyed trouser snake that came out of Dave's pants. Not wanting to appear
Fee For All 07-07-2007, 04:18 PM Faye's mum had been scared of rats from the day Anton's trolley was attacked by a big one-eyed trouser snake that came out of Dave's pants. (Not wanting to appear cruel, but is 'big' accurate?)
survivorfan 08-07-2007, 07:08 AM Faye's mum had been scared of rats from the day Anton's trolley was attacked by a big one-eyed trouser snake that came out of Dave's pants. (Not wanting to appear cruel, but is 'big' accurate?) ... Dave here - huh! Not big - more like
Fee For All 08-07-2007, 07:44 AM Faye's mum had been scared of rats from the day Anton's trolley was attacked by a big one-eyed trouser snake that came out of Dave's pants. (Not wanting to appear cruel, but is 'big' accurate?) ... Dave here - huh! Not big - more like the shining light in the frog's
survivorfan 08-07-2007, 08:24 AM Faye's mum had been scared of rats from the day Anton's trolley was attacked by a big one-eyed trouser snake that came out of Dave's pants. (Not wanting to appear cruel, but is 'big' accurate?) ... Dave here - huh! Not big - more like the shining light in the frog's groin, it first dazzles you then
Fee For All 08-07-2007, 08:44 AM Faye's mum had been scared of rats from the day Anton's trolley was attacked by a big one-eyed trouser snake that came out of Dave's pants. (Not wanting to appear cruel, but is 'big' accurate?) ... Dave here - huh! Not big - more like the shining light in the frog's groin, it first dazzles you then it's gone, leaving only a
survivorfan 08-07-2007, 09:05 AM Faye's mum had been scared of rats from the day Anton's trolley was attacked by a big one-eyed trouser snake that came out of Dave's pants. (Not wanting to appear cruel, but is 'big' accurate?) ... Dave here - huh! Not big - more like the shining light in the frog's groin, it first dazzles you then it's gone, leaving only a headache. So it scared her when
Fee For All 08-07-2007, 09:25 AM Faye's mum had been scared of rats from the day Anton's trolley was attacked by a big one-eyed trouser snake that came out of Dave's pants.
(Not wanting to appear cruel, but is 'big' accurate?) ... Dave here - huh! Not big - more like the shining light in the frog's groin, it first dazzles you then it's gone, leaving only a headache.
So it scared her when a Rattus Norvegicus
survivorfan 08-07-2007, 09:40 AM Faye's mum had been scared of rats from the day Anton's trolley was attacked by a big one-eyed trouser snake that came out of Dave's pants.
(Not wanting to appear cruel, but is 'big' accurate?) ... Dave here - huh! Not big - more like the shining light in the frog's groin, it first dazzles you then it's gone, leaving only a headache.
So it scared her when a Rattus Norvegicus fell on her head! She looked up
Fee For All 08-07-2007, 10:11 AM Faye's mum had been scared of rats from the day Anton's trolley was attacked by a big one-eyed trouser snake that came out of Dave's pants.
(Not wanting to appear cruel, but is 'big' accurate?) ... Dave here - huh! Not big - more like the shining light in the frog's groin, it first dazzles you then it's gone, leaving only a headache.
So it scared her when a Rattus Norvegicus fell on her head! She looked up, but found her view obscured by
Coastie 10-07-2007, 08:15 AM Faye's mum had been scared of rats from the day Anton's trolley was attacked by a big one-eyed trouser snake that came out of Dave's pants.
(Not wanting to appear cruel, but is 'big' accurate?) ... Dave here - huh! Not big - more like the shining light in the frog's groin, it first dazzles you then it's gone, leaving only a headache.
So it scared her when a Rattus Norvegicus fell on her head! She looked up, but found her view obscured by a badgers huge bottom. The...
Tigereye 10-07-2007, 03:16 PM Faye's mum had been scared of rats from the day Anton's trolley was attacked by a big one-eyed trouser snake that came out of Dave's pants.
(Not wanting to appear cruel, but is 'big' accurate?) ... Dave here - huh! Not big - more like the shining light in the frog's groin, it first dazzles you then it's gone, leaving only a headache.
So it scared her when a Rattus Norvegicus fell on her head! She looked up, but found her view obscured by a badgers huge bottom. The Apprentice Runner-up spat...
Fee For All 10-07-2007, 04:07 PM Faye's mum had been scared of rats from the day Anton's trolley was attacked by a big one-eyed trouser snake that came out of Dave's pants.
(Not wanting to appear cruel, but is 'big' accurate?) ... Dave here - huh! Not big - more like the shining light in the frog's groin, it first dazzles you then it's gone, leaving only a headache.
So it scared her when a Rattus Norvegicus fell on her head! She looked up, but found her view obscured by a badgers huge bottom. The Apprentice Runner-up, spatula in hand, was heading
survivorfan 10-07-2007, 05:11 PM Faye's mum had been scared of rats from the day Anton's trolley was attacked by a big one-eyed trouser snake that came out of Dave's pants.
(Not wanting to appear cruel, but is 'big' accurate?) ... Dave here - huh! Not big - more like the shining light in the frog's groin, it first dazzles you then it's gone, leaving only a headache.
So it scared her when a Rattus Norvegicus fell on her head! She looked up, but found her view obscured by a badgers huge bottom. The Apprentice Runner-up, spatula in hand, was heading for a breakdown, or so it
Fee For All 10-07-2007, 06:10 PM So it scared her when a Rattus Norvegicus fell on her head! She looked up, but found her view obscured by a badgers huge bottom. The Apprentice Runner-up, spatula in hand, was heading for a breakdown, or so it-girl Dilly Dumb-Blonde was heard
Tigereye 11-07-2007, 10:57 AM So it scared her when a Rattus Norvegicus fell on her head! She looked up, but found her view obscured by a badgers huge bottom. The Apprentice Runner-up, spatula in hand, was heading for a breakdown, or so it-girl Dilly Dumb-Blonde was heard bitching to Paris H in cell...
Fee For All 11-07-2007, 11:51 AM So it scared her when a Rattus Norvegicus fell on her head! She looked up, but found her view obscured by a badgers huge bottom. The Apprentice Runner-up, spatula in hand, was heading for a breakdown, or so it-girl Dilly Dumb-Blonde was heard bitching to Paris H in cell-phone spk.
'I h8 that cow!' she
Tigereye 12-07-2007, 10:50 AM So it scared her when a Rattus Norvegicus fell on her head! She looked up, but found her view obscured by a badgers huge bottom. The Apprentice Runner-up, spatula in hand, was heading for a breakdown, or so it-girl Dilly Dumb-Blonde was heard bitching to Paris H in cell-phone spk.
'I h8 that cow!' she cried. "Now ive no way 2 wash..
survivorfan 12-07-2007, 07:55 PM So it scared her when a Rattus Norvegicus fell on her head! She looked up, but found her view obscured by a badgers huge bottom. The Apprentice Runner-up, spatula in hand, was heading for a breakdown, or so it-girl Dilly Dumb-Blonde was heard bitching to Paris H in cell-phone spk.
'I h8 that cow!' she cried. "Now ive no way 2 wash."
Despite the distraction Faye's
Fee For All 12-07-2007, 10:19 PM So it scared her when a Rattus Norvegicus fell on her head! She looked up, but found her view obscured by a badgers huge bottom. The Apprentice Runner-up, spatula in hand, was heading for a breakdown, or so it-girl Dilly Dumb-Blonde was heard bitching to Paris H in cell-phone spk.
'I h8 that cow!' she cried. "Now ive no way 2 wash."
Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last
Coastie 13-07-2007, 02:27 AM So it scared her when a Rattus Norvegicus fell on her head! She looked up, but found her view obscured by a badgers huge bottom. The Apprentice Runner-up, spatula in hand, was heading for a breakdown, or so it-girl Dilly Dumb-Blonde was heard bitching to Paris H in cell-phone spk.
'I h8 that cow!' she cried. "Now ive no way 2 wash."
Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last fling. It would have to involve...
Tigereye 13-07-2007, 10:12 AM So it scared her when a Rattus Norvegicus fell on her head! She looked up, but found her view obscured by a badgers huge bottom. The Apprentice Runner-up, spatula in hand, was heading for a breakdown, or so it-girl Dilly Dumb-Blonde was heard bitching to Paris H in cell-phone spk.
'I h8 that cow!' she cried. "Now ive no way 2 wash."
Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last fling. It would have to involve leprachauns and whipped cream as...
Fee For All 13-07-2007, 11:42 AM So it scared her when a Rattus Norvegicus fell on her head! She looked up, but found her view obscured by a badgers huge bottom. The Apprentice Runner-up, spatula in hand, was heading for a breakdown, or so it-girl Dilly Dumb-Blonde was heard bitching to Paris H in cell-phone spk.
'I h8 that cow!' she cried. "Now ive no way 2 wash."
Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last fling. It would have to involve leprachauns and whipped cream as the aerodynamic qual
Tigereye 13-07-2007, 03:15 PM So it scared her when a Rattus Norvegicus fell on her head! She looked up, but found her view obscured by a badgers huge bottom. The Apprentice Runner-up, spatula in hand, was heading for a breakdown, or so it-girl Dilly Dumb-Blonde was heard bitching to Paris H in cell-phone spk.
'I h8 that cow!' she cried. "Now ive no way 2 wash."
Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last fling. It would have to involve leprachauns and whipped cream as the aerodynamic qualcast lawnmower would not allow..
Fee For All 13-07-2007, 03:51 PM Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last fling. It would have to involve leprachauns and whipped cream as the aerodynamic qualcast lawnmower would not allow banshees and blancmange within
survivorfan 13-07-2007, 06:12 PM Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last fling. It would have to involve leprachauns and whipped cream as the aerodynamic qualcast lawnmower would not allow banshees and blancmange within city limits.
"If only
Fee For All 13-07-2007, 06:35 PM Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last fling. It would have to involve leprachauns and whipped cream as the aerodynamic qualcast lawnmower would not allow banshees and blancmange within city limits.
"If only Anton's balloon whisk hadn't
Coastie 13-07-2007, 07:09 PM Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last fling. It would have to involve leprachauns and whipped cream as the aerodynamic qualcast lawnmower would not allow banshees and blancmange within city limits.
"If only Anton's balloon whisk hadn't become entangled in his...
survivorfan 13-07-2007, 08:03 PM Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last fling. It would have to involve leprachauns and whipped cream as the aerodynamic qualcast lawnmower would not allow banshees and blancmange within city limits.
"If only Anton's balloon whisk hadn't become entangled in history I wouldn't be here
Fee For All 13-07-2007, 08:37 PM Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last fling. It would have to involve leprachauns and whipped cream as the aerodynamic qualcast lawnmower would not allow banshees and blancmange within city limits.
"If only Anton's balloon whisk hadn't become entangled in history I wouldn't be hereditarily prone to bouts
Coastie 14-07-2007, 02:23 AM Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last fling. It would have to involve leprachauns and whipped cream as the aerodynamic qualcast lawnmower would not allow banshees and blancmange within city limits.
"If only Anton's balloon whisk hadn't become entangled in history I wouldn't be hereditarily prone to bouts of Gout" sobbed Faye as she used...
survivorfan 14-07-2007, 07:39 AM Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last fling. It would have to involve leprachauns and whipped cream as the aerodynamic qualcast lawnmower would not allow banshees and blancmange within city limits.
"If only Anton's balloon whisk hadn't become entangled in history I wouldn't be hereditarily prone to bouts of Gout" sobbed Faye as she used a Kleenex to wipe snot from
Fee For All 14-07-2007, 11:24 AM Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last fling. It would have to involve leprachauns and whipped cream as the aerodynamic qualcast lawnmower would not allow banshees and blancmange within city limits.
"If only Anton's balloon whisk hadn't become entangled in history I wouldn't be hereditarily prone to bouts of Gout" sobbed Faye as she used a Kleenex to wipe snot from a passing child whose mother
survivorfan 14-07-2007, 05:33 PM Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last fling. It would have to involve leprachauns and whipped cream as the aerodynamic qualcast lawnmower would not allow banshees and blancmange within city limits.
"If only Anton's balloon whisk hadn't become entangled in history I wouldn't be hereditarily prone to bouts of Gout" sobbed Faye as she used a Kleenex to wipe snot from a passing child whose mother was preoccupied giving
Fee For All 14-07-2007, 06:52 PM Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last fling. It would have to involve leprachauns and whipped cream as the aerodynamic qualcast lawnmower would not allow banshees and blancmange within city limits.
"If only Anton's balloon whisk hadn't become entangled in history I wouldn't be hereditarily prone to bouts of Gout" sobbed Faye as she used a Kleenex to wipe snot from a passing child whose mother was preoccupied giving Anton some well needed re
survivorfan 14-07-2007, 11:08 PM Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last fling. It would have to involve leprachauns and whipped cream as the aerodynamic qualcast lawnmower would not allow banshees and blancmange within city limits.
"If only Anton's balloon whisk hadn't become entangled in history I wouldn't be hereditarily prone to bouts of Gout" sobbed Faye as she used a Kleenex to wipe snot from a passing child whose mother was preoccupied giving Anton some well needed relief (hand).
"Anton" cried Faye, "pull
Fee For All 15-07-2007, 12:18 AM Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last fling. It would have to involve leprachauns and whipped cream as the aerodynamic qualcast lawnmower would not allow banshees and blancmange within city limits.
"If only Anton's balloon whisk hadn't become entangled in history I wouldn't be hereditarily prone to bouts of Gout" sobbed Faye as she used a Kleenex to wipe snot from a passing child whose mother was preoccupied giving Anton some well needed relief (hand).
"Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious
survivorfan 15-07-2007, 08:13 AM Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last fling. It would have to involve leprachauns and whipped cream as the aerodynamic qualcast lawnmower would not allow banshees and blancmange within city limits.
"If only Anton's balloon whisk hadn't become entangled in history I wouldn't be hereditarily prone to bouts of Gout" sobbed Faye as she used a Kleenex to wipe snot from a passing child whose mother was preoccupied giving Anton some well needed relief (hand).
"Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh
Fee For All 15-07-2007, 09:03 AM Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last fling. It would have to involve leprachauns and whipped cream as the aerodynamic qualcast lawnmower would not allow banshees and blancmange within city limits.
"If only Anton's balloon whisk hadn't become entangled in history I wouldn't be hereditarily prone to bouts of Gout" sobbed Faye as she used a Kleenex to wipe snot from a passing child whose mother was preoccupied giving Anton some well needed relief (hand).
"Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they
survivorfan 15-07-2007, 09:09 AM Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last fling. It would have to involve leprachauns and whipped cream as the aerodynamic qualcast lawnmower would not allow banshees and blancmange within city limits.
"If only Anton's balloon whisk hadn't become entangled in history I wouldn't be hereditarily prone to bouts of Gout" sobbed Faye as she used a Kleenex to wipe snot from a passing child whose mother was preoccupied giving Anton some well needed relief (hand).
"Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"
Faye watched open-mouthed as
Fee For All 15-07-2007, 11:30 PM "Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"
Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, the
survivorfan 16-07-2007, 05:48 PM "Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"
Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, thelma brought Anton to a cli
Fee For All 16-07-2007, 06:44 PM "Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"
Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss
survivorfan 16-07-2007, 08:36 PM "Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"
Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd ej
Fee For All 16-07-2007, 08:46 PM "Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"
Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre
Tigereye 17-07-2007, 12:15 PM "Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"
Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.
"Hah! Did ......."
survivorfan 19-07-2007, 08:12 PM "Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"
Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.
"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave
karenh 19-07-2007, 08:37 PM Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.
"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave of nausea hit her like
Fee For All 19-07-2007, 08:39 PM "Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"
Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.
"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple
Patsy 20-07-2007, 09:48 AM "Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"
Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.
"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple, licking ice creams and shouting "Coooeeee!" caused
Fee For All 20-07-2007, 10:33 AM "Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"
Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.
"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple, licking ice creams and shouting "Coooeeee!" caused Anton to grab Thelma by the
Tigereye 20-07-2007, 12:48 PM Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"
Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.
"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple, licking ice creams and shouting "Coooeeee!" caused Anton to grab Thelma by the testicles.
" Good Grief! You're a ..
Patsy 20-07-2007, 12:55 PM Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"
Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.
"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple, licking ice creams and shouting "Coooeeee!" caused Anton to grab Thelma by the testicles.
"Good Grief! You're a taurus! I can tell by the bullocks"
Fee For All 20-07-2007, 03:20 PM Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"
Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.
"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple, licking ice creams and shouting "Coooeeee!" caused Anton to grab Thelma by the testicles.
"Good Grief! You're a taurus! I can tell by the bullocks"
Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped
(gosh this is getting exciting)
Patsy 20-07-2007, 05:56 PM (you really need to get out more)
Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"
Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.
"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple, licking ice creams and shouting "Coooeeee!" caused Anton to grab Thelma by the testicles.
"Good Grief! You're a taurus! I can tell by the bullocks"
Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb
Fee For All 20-07-2007, 09:55 PM nton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"
Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.
"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple, licking ice creams and shouting "Coooeeee!" caused Anton to grab Thelma by the testicles.
"Good Grief! You're a taurus! I can tell by the bullocks"
Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what
Coastie 21-07-2007, 03:20 AM Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"
Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.
"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple, licking ice creams and shouting "Coooeeee!" caused Anton to grab Thelma by the testicles.
"Good Grief! You're a taurus! I can tell by the bullocks"
Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what huge knackers he had. After...
survivorfan 21-07-2007, 12:27 PM Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"
Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.
"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple, licking ice creams and shouting "Coooeeee!" caused Anton to grab Thelma by the testicles.
"Good Grief! You're a taurus! I can tell by the bullocks"
Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what huge knackers he had. Afternoons speed by when your balls are
Fee For All 21-07-2007, 01:59 PM Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"
Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.
"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple, licking ice creams and shouting "Coooeeee!" caused Anton to grab Thelma by the testicles.
"Good Grief! You're a taurus! I can tell by the bullocks"
Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what huge knackers he had. Afternoons speed by when your balls are looming and your party frocks
survivorfan 23-07-2007, 07:16 AM Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"
Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.
"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple, licking ice creams and shouting "Coooeeee!" caused Anton to grab Thelma by the testicles.
"Good Grief! You're a taurus! I can tell by the bullocks"
Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what huge knackers he had. Afternoons speed by when your balls are looming and your party frocks - aargh, horror! -are all stained with
Fee For All 23-07-2007, 10:18 AM Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"
Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.
"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple, licking ice creams and shouting "Coooeeee!" caused Anton to grab Thelma by the testicles.
"Good Grief! You're a taurus! I can tell by the bullocks"
Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what huge knackers he had. Afternoons speed by when your balls are looming and your party frocks - aargh, horror! -are all stained with Pimms Number 1 and some old
Tigereye 23-07-2007, 10:29 AM Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"
Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.
"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple, licking ice creams and shouting "Coooeeee!" caused Anton to grab Thelma by the testicles.
"Good Grief! You're a taurus! I can tell by the bullocks"
Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what huge knackers he had. Afternoons speed by when your balls are looming and your party frocks - aargh, horror! -are all stained with Pimms Number 1 and some old man's widdle.
"Do you have to...."
Fee For All 23-07-2007, 12:36 PM Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"
Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.
"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple, licking ice creams and shouting "Coooeeee!" caused Anton to grab Thelma by the testicles.
"Good Grief! You're a taurus! I can tell by the bullocks"
Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what huge knackers he had. Afternoons speed by when your balls are looming and your party frocks - aargh, horror! -are all stained with Pimms Number 1 and some old man's widdle.
"Do you have to...."
"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, ang
survivorfan 23-07-2007, 05:37 PM Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"
Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.
"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple, licking ice creams and shouting "Coooeeee!" caused Anton to grab Thelma by the testicles.
"Good Grief! You're a taurus! I can tell by the bullocks"
Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what huge knackers he had. Afternoons speed by when your balls are looming and your party frocks - aargh, horror! -are all stained with Pimms Number 1 and some old man's widdle.
"Do you have to...."
"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a par
Fee For All 23-07-2007, 06:02 PM Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"
Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.
"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple, licking ice creams and shouting "Coooeeee!" caused Anton to grab Thelma by the testicles.
"Good Grief! You're a taurus! I can tell by the bullocks"
Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what huge knackers he had. Afternoons speed by when your balls are looming and your party frocks - aargh, horror! -are all stained with Pimms Number 1 and some old man's widdle.
"Do you have to...."
"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of
Tigereye 23-07-2007, 06:39 PM Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"
Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.
"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple, licking ice creams and shouting "Coooeeee!" caused Anton to grab Thelma by the testicles.
"Good Grief! You're a taurus! I can tell by the bullocks"
Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what huge knackers he had. Afternoons speed by when your balls are looming and your party frocks - aargh, horror! -are all stained with Pimms Number 1 and some old man's widdle.
"Do you have to...."
"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to...
survivorfan 26-07-2007, 08:11 AM Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"
Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.
"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple, licking ice creams and shouting "Coooeeee!" caused Anton to grab Thelma by the testicles.
"Good Grief! You're a taurus! I can tell by the bullocks"
Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what huge knackers he had. Afternoons speed by when your balls are looming and your party frocks - aargh, horror! -are all stained with Pimms Number 1 and some old man's widdle.
"Do you have to...."
"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up
Fee For All 26-07-2007, 08:48 AM Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"
Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.
"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple, licking ice creams and shouting "Coooeeee!" caused Anton to grab Thelma by the testicles.
"Good Grief! You're a taurus! I can tell by the bullocks"
Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what huge knackers he had. Afternoons speed by when your balls are looming and your party frocks - aargh, horror! -are all stained with Pimms Number 1 and some old man's widdle.
"Do you have to...."
"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her
Tigereye 26-07-2007, 03:51 PM Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"
Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.
"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple, licking ice creams and shouting "Coooeeee!" caused Anton to grab Thelma by the testicles.
"Good Grief! You're a taurus! I can tell by the bullocks"
Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what huge knackers he had. Afternoons speed by when your balls are looming and your party frocks - aargh, horror! -are all stained with Pimms Number 1 and some old man's widdle.
"Do you have to...."
"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].
"Blackmail nev...
Coastie 27-07-2007, 03:03 PM Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what huge knackers he had. Afternoons speed by when your balls are looming and your party frocks - aargh, horror! -are all stained with Pimms Number 1 and some old man's widdle.
"Do you have to...."
"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].
"Blackmail never was something I feared" came...
Tigereye 27-07-2007, 03:45 PM Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what huge knackers he had. Afternoons speed by when your balls are looming and your party frocks - aargh, horror! -are all stained with Pimms Number 1 and some old man's widdle.
"Do you have to...."
"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].
"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave deep..
Fee For All 27-07-2007, 07:06 PM Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what huge knackers he had. Afternoons speed by when your balls are looming and your party frocks - aargh, horror! -are all stained with Pimms Number 1 and some old man's widdle.
"Do you have to...."
"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].
"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous
survivorfan 28-07-2007, 08:25 AM Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what huge knackers he had. Afternoons speed by when your balls are looming and your party frocks - aargh, horror! -are all stained with Pimms Number 1 and some old man's widdle.
"Do you have to...."
"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].
"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using
Fee For All 28-07-2007, 11:27 AM Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what huge knackers he had. Afternoons speed by when your balls are looming and your party frocks - aargh, horror! -are all stained with Pimms Number 1 and some old man's widdle.
"Do you have to...."
"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].
"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather
survivorfan 28-07-2007, 01:18 PM Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what huge knackers he had. Afternoons speed by when your balls are looming and your party frocks - aargh, horror! -are all stained with Pimms Number 1 and some old man's widdle.
"Do you have to...."
"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].
"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of
Fee For All 28-07-2007, 04:17 PM Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what huge knackers he had. Afternoons speed by when your balls are looming and your party frocks - aargh, horror! -are all stained with Pimms Number 1 and some old man's widdle.
"Do you have to...."
"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].
"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn
Coastie 28-07-2007, 06:57 PM "Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].
"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the...
Fee For All 28-07-2007, 10:09 PM "Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].
"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.
'Well, fear this!' boomed
survivorfan 29-07-2007, 09:02 AM "Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].
"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.
'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm
Fee For All 29-07-2007, 10:53 AM "Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].
"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.
'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial
survivorfan 29-07-2007, 07:01 PM "Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].
"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.
'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people
Coastie 29-07-2007, 08:29 PM "Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].
"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.
'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge...
Fee For All 29-07-2007, 08:31 PM "Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].
"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.
'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'
Anton
survivorfan 29-07-2007, 08:34 PM "Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].
"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.
'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'
Anton meanwhile had found a piece of
Coastie 29-07-2007, 08:37 PM "Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].
"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.
'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'
Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was so...
survivorfan 29-07-2007, 08:38 PM "Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].
"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.
'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'
Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of
Coastie 29-07-2007, 08:46 PM "Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].
"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.
'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'
Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in an...
survivorfan 30-07-2007, 07:22 AM "Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].
"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.
'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'
Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, ar5e
Fee For All 30-07-2007, 08:36 AM "Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].
"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.
'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'
Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day
survivorfan 30-07-2007, 08:42 PM "Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].
"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.
'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'
Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half a
Fee For All 31-07-2007, 02:20 AM "Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.
'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'
Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered in
survivorfan 31-07-2007, 07:37 AM "Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.
'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'
Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off
Fee For All 31-07-2007, 09:07 AM "Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.
'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'
Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!
"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp". The referee's whis
survivorfan 31-07-2007, 05:38 PM "Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.
'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'
Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!
"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp". The referee's whiskery bottom exploded,
Fee For All 31-07-2007, 08:16 PM "Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.
'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'
Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!
"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp". The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun
survivorfan 31-07-2007, 09:46 PM "Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.
'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'
Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!
"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp". The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye
Fee For All 01-08-2007, 09:21 AM "Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.
'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'
Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!
"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp". The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump
survivorfan 01-08-2007, 09:44 PM "Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.
'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'
Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!
"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp". The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that
Fee For All 01-08-2007, 10:16 PM "Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.
'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'
Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!
"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp". The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that her heart desired.
Reaching out, she
survivorfan 02-08-2007, 05:03 AM "Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.
'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'
Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!
"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp". The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that her heart desired.
Reaching out, sheathed in a mauve dhoti, Deepin
Fee For All 02-08-2007, 06:38 AM "Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.
'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'
Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!
"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp". The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that her heart desired.
Reaching out, sheathed in a mauve dhoti, Deepinder stopped her.
"No Faye, no! His
survivorfan 02-08-2007, 08:11 PM "Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.
'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'
Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!
"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp". The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that her heart desired.
Reaching out, sheathed in a mauve dhoti, Deepinder stopped her.
"No Faye, no! History will show that my cave
Fee For All 02-08-2007, 08:50 PM "Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.
'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'
Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!
"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp". The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that her heart desired.
Reaching out, sheathed in a mauve dhoti, Deepinder stopped her.
"No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of
survivorfan 04-08-2007, 01:20 AM "Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.
'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'
Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!
"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp". The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that her heart desired.
Reaching out, sheathed in a mauve dhoti, Deepinder stopped her.
"No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a
Fee For All 04-08-2007, 08:28 AM "Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.
'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'
Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!
"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp". The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that her heart desired.
Reaching out, sheathed in a mauve dhoti, Deepinder stopped her.
"No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be
Tigereye 04-08-2007, 11:24 AM Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.</p>
'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'
Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!
"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp". The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that her heart desired.
Reaching out, sheathed in a mauve dhoti, Deepinder stopped her.
"No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'cos.....
survivorfan 07-08-2007, 07:37 AM "Blackmail never was something I feared"; came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.</p>
'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'
Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!
"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp". The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that her heart desired.
Reaching out, sheathed in a mauve dhoti, Deepinder stopped her.
"No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume'.
Faye pondered his words, but
Fee For All 07-08-2007, 07:46 AM "Blackmail never was something I feared"; came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.</p>
'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'
Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!
"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp". The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that her heart desired.
Reaching out, sheathed in a mauve dhoti, Deepinder stopped her.
"No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume'.
Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby
Tigereye 07-08-2007, 10:00 AM "Blackmail never was something I feared"; came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.</p>
'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'
Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!
"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp". The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that her heart desired.
Reaching out, sheathed in a mauve dhoti, Deepinder stopped her.
"No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume'.
Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cows....
Fee For All 07-08-2007, 11:39 AM Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!
"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp". The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that her heart desired.
Reaching out, sheathed in a mauve dhoti, Deepinder stopped her.
"No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume'.
Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't be
survivorfan 07-08-2007, 05:08 PM Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!
"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp". The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that her heart desired.
Reaching out, sheathed in a mauve dhoti, Deepinder stopped her.
"No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume'.
Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't behave myself when I see a
Coastie 07-08-2007, 07:18 PM Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!
"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp". The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that her heart desired.
Reaching out, sheathed in a mauve dhoti, Deepinder stopped her.
"No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume'.
Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't behave myself when I see a transvestite covered in small...
Fee For All 07-08-2007, 09:28 PM Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!
"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp". The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that her heart desired.
Reaching out, sheathed in a mauve dhoti, Deepinder stopped her.
"No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume'.
Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't behave myself when I see a transvestite covered in small satin bows, weeping sores and
survivorfan 08-08-2007, 05:40 PM Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!
"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp". The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that her heart desired.
Reaching out, sheathed in a mauve dhoti, Deepinder stopped her.
"No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume'.
Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't behave myself when I see a transvestite covered in small satin bows, weeping sores and inflamed pustules."
"Oh grow
Fee For All 08-08-2007, 06:01 PM Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!
"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp". The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that her heart desired.
Reaching out, sheathed in a mauve dhoti, Deepinder stopped her.
"No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume'.
Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't behave myself when I see a transvestite covered in small satin bows, weeping sores and inflamed pustules."
"Oh grown-ups always forget what it
survivorfan 08-08-2007, 06:34 PM Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!
"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp". The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that her heart desired.
Reaching out, sheathed in a mauve dhoti, Deepinder stopped her.
"No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume'.
Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't behave myself when I see a transvestite covered in small satin bows, weeping sores and inflamed pustules."
"Oh grown-ups always forget what itchy boils are like!" called a child
Fee For All 08-08-2007, 07:01 PM Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!
"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp!" The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that her heart desired.
Reaching out, sheathed in a mauve dhoti, Deepinder stopped her.
"No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume' ".
Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't behave myself when I see a transvestite covered in small satin bows, weeping sores and inflamed pustules."
"Oh grown-ups always forget what itchy boils are like!" called a childish voice. It was Anton! In
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survivorfan 08-08-2007, 10:01 PM Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!
"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp!" The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that her heart desired.
Reaching out, sheathed in a mauve dhoti, Deepinder stopped her.
"No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume' ".
Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't behave myself when I see a transvestite covered in small satin bows, weeping sores and inflamed pustules."
"Oh grown-ups always forget what itchy boils are like!" called a childish voice. It was Anton! In an old pram! "What the hell are
Fee For All 09-08-2007, 07:37 AM "No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume' ".
Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't behave myself when I see a transvestite covered in small satin bows, weeping sores and inflamed pustules."
"Oh grown-ups always forget what itchy boils are like!" called a childish voice. It was Anton! In an old pram! "What the hell are you doing in that. No-one
survivorfan 09-08-2007, 09:49 PM "No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume' ".
Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't behave myself when I see a transvestite covered in small satin bows, weeping sores and inflamed pustules."
"Oh grown-ups always forget what itchy boils are like!" called a childish voice. It was Anton! In an old pram! "What the hell are you doing in that. No-one else knows about our little
Fee For All 09-08-2007, 10:28 PM "No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume' ".
Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't behave myself when I see a transvestite covered in small satin bows, weeping sores and inflamed pustules."
"Oh grown-ups always forget what itchy boils are like!" called a childish voice. It was Anton! In an old pram! "What the hell are you doing in that. No-one else knows about our little Silver Cross fetish. Now all
survivorfan 10-08-2007, 06:45 AM "No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume' ".
Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't behave myself when I see a transvestite covered in small satin bows, weeping sores and inflamed pustules."
"Oh grown-ups always forget what itchy boils are like!" called a childish voice. It was Anton! In an old pram! "What the hell are you doing in that. No-one else knows about our little Silver Cross fetish. Now all the world knows, I'm going to have
Fee For All 10-08-2007, 07:13 AM "No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume' ".
Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't behave myself when I see a transvestite covered in small satin bows, weeping sores and inflamed pustules."
"Oh grown-ups always forget what itchy boils are like!" called a childish voice. It was Anton! In an old pram! "What the hell are you doing in that. No-one else knows about our little Silver Cross fetish. Now all the world knows, I'm going to have 'Cradles Rock!' tattooed across
survivorfan 10-08-2007, 09:02 PM "No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume' ".
Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't behave myself when I see a transvestite covered in small satin bows, weeping sores and inflamed pustules."
"Oh grown-ups always forget what itchy boils are like!" called a childish voice. It was Anton! In an old pram! "What the hell are you doing in that. No-one else knows about our little Silver Cross fetish. Now all the world knows, I'm going to have 'Cradles Rock!' tattooed across your ar5e you sad git!"
Bursting
Fee For All 11-08-2007, 12:59 AM "No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume' ".
Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't behave myself when I see a transvestite covered in small satin bows, weeping sores and inflamed pustules."
"Oh grown-ups always forget what itchy boils are like!" called a childish voice. It was Anton! In an old pram! "What the hell are you doing in that. No-one else knows about our little Silver Cross fetish. Now all the world knows, I'm going to have 'Cradles Rock!' tattooed across your ar5e you sad git!"
Bursting boils had long been a hobby
survivorfan 11-08-2007, 07:35 AM "No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume' ".
Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't behave myself when I see a transvestite covered in small satin bows, weeping sores and inflamed pustules."
"Oh grown-ups always forget what itchy boils are like!" called a childish voice. It was Anton! In an old pram! "What the hell are you doing in that. No-one else knows about our little Silver Cross fetish. Now all the world knows, I'm going to have 'Cradles Rock!' tattooed across your ar5e you sad git!"
Bursting boils had long been a hobby in Anton's family, along
Fee For All 11-08-2007, 09:31 PM "No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume' ".
Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't behave myself when I see a transvestite covered in small satin bows, weeping sores and inflamed pustules."
"Oh grown-ups always forget what itchy boils are like!" called a childish voice. It was Anton! In an old pram! "What the hell are you doing in that. No-one else knows about our little Silver Cross fetish. Now all the world knows, I'm going to have 'Cradles Rock!' tattooed across your ar5e you sad git!"
Bursting boils had long been a hobby in Anton's family, along with his mother's penchant for
survivorfan 12-08-2007, 08:10 AM "No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume' ".
Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't behave myself when I see a transvestite covered in small satin bows, weeping sores and inflamed pustules."
"Oh grown-ups always forget what itchy boils are like!" called a childish voice. It was Anton! In an old pram! "What the hell are you doing in that. No-one else knows about our little Silver Cross fetish. Now all the world knows, I'm going to have 'Cradles Rock!' tattooed across your ar5e you sad git!"
Bursting boils had long been a hobby in Anton's family, along with his mother's penchant for collecting blackheads. Once, she
Fee For All 12-08-2007, 09:58 AM "No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume' ".
Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't behave myself when I see a transvestite covered in small satin bows, weeping sores and inflamed pustules."
"Oh grown-ups always forget what itchy boils are like!" called a childish voice. It was Anton! In an old pram! "What the hell are you doing in that. No-one else knows about our little Silver Cross fetish. Now all the world knows, I'm going to have 'Cradles Rock!' tattooed across your ar5e you sad git!"
Bursting boils had long been a hobby in Anton's family, along with his mother's penchant for collecting blackheads. Once, she had even won first prize at
Tigereye 12-08-2007, 04:45 PM No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume' ".</p>
Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't behave myself when I see a transvestite covered in small satin bows, weeping sores and inflamed pustules."
"Oh grown-ups always forget what itchy boils are like!" called a childish voice. It was Anton! In an old pram! "What the hell are you doing in that. No-one else knows about our little Silver Cross fetish. Now all the world knows, I'm going to have 'Cradles Rock!' tattooed across your ar5e you sad git!"
Bursting boils had long been a hobby in Anton's family, along with his mother's penchant for collecting blackheads. Once, she had even won first prize at 'Spot the Ball' when she sent in..
survivorfan 12-08-2007, 05:08 PM No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume' ".</p>
Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't behave myself when I see a transvestite covered in small satin bows, weeping sores and inflamed pustules.&a |