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survivorfan
24-06-2007, 09:01 AM
"Aieeeeeee!!!!" Faye's reverie was rudely interrupted by the vision of a man dressed as a monk. He was climbing throughout the first movement of Hanson's infectious hit "Mmmmmmbopp", the opus that had inspired Faye's dad (Lesley Stringer) to attempt to extract his own DNA from an old greying school sock (knitted by looping the hairs from ancient squirels with big sharp pointy Swedish strumpsticka.)

As he

Fee For All
24-06-2007, 09:54 AM
"Aieeeeeee!!!!" Faye's reverie was rudely interrupted by the vision of a man dressed as a monk. He was climbing throughout the first movement of Hanson's infectious hit "Mmmmmmbopp", the opus that had inspired Faye's dad (Lesley Stringer) to attempt to extract his own DNA from an old greying school sock (knitted by looping the hairs from ancient squirels with big sharp pointy Swedish strumpsticka.)

As heard at school hops from his past

survivorfan
24-06-2007, 11:58 AM
"Aieeeeeee!!!!" Faye's reverie was rudely interrupted by the vision of a man dressed as a monk. He was climbing throughout the first movement of Hanson's infectious hit "Mmmmmmbopp", the opus that had inspired Faye's dad (Lesley Stringer) to attempt to extract his own DNA from an old greying school sock (knitted by looping the hairs from ancient squirels with big sharp pointy Swedish strumpsticka.)

As heard at school hops from his past, strains of 'Art Rock' band Dingle-

Fee For All
24-06-2007, 12:20 PM
As heard at school hops from his past, strains of 'Art Rock' band Dingle-berry Danglers' Skid-marks set Faye's

Coastie
24-06-2007, 01:39 PM
As heard at school hops from his past, strains of 'Art Rock' band Dingle-berry Danglers' Skid-marks set Faye's underpants apart from all...

Fee For All
24-06-2007, 02:17 PM
As heard at school hops from his past, strains of 'Art Rock' band Dingle-berry Danglers' Skid-marks set Faye's underpants apart from alleged association with

Patsy
24-06-2007, 05:21 PM
As heard at school hops from his past, strains of 'Art Rock' band Dingle-berry Danglers' Skid-marks set Faye's underpants apart from alleged association with any brand of detergent

survivorfan
24-06-2007, 05:38 PM
As heard at school hops from his past, strains of 'Art Rock' band Dingle-berry Danglers' Skid-marks set Faye's underpants apart from alleged association with any brand of detergent. Smiling, Faye spoke to the myst

Patsy
25-06-2007, 11:50 AM
As heard at school hops from his past, strains of 'Art Rock' band Dingle-berry Danglers' Skid-marks set Faye's underpants apart from alleged association with any brand of detergent. Smiling, Faye spoke to the myst, wondering why she had spelt

Coastie
25-06-2007, 12:50 PM
As heard at school hops from his past, strains of 'Art Rock' band Dingle-berry Danglers' Skid-marks set Faye's underpants apart from alleged association with any brand of detergent. Smiling, Faye spoke to the myst, wondering why she had spelt 'General Synopsis' on...

Patsy
25-06-2007, 01:24 PM
As heard at school hops from his past, strains of 'Art Rock' band Dingle-berry Danglers' Skid-marks set Faye's underpants apart from alleged association with any brand of detergent. Smiling, Faye spoke to the myst, wondering why she had spelt 'General Synopsis' on Corporal Punishment's helmet.

Coastie
25-06-2007, 01:51 PM
As heard at school hops from his past, strains of 'Art Rock' band Dingle-berry Danglers' Skid-marks set Faye's underpants apart from alleged association with any brand of detergent. Smiling, Faye spoke to the myst, wondering why she had spelt 'General Synopsis' on Corporal Punishment's helmet.

It was also shocking when...

survivorfan
25-06-2007, 05:46 PM
As heard at school hops from his past, strains of 'Art Rock' band Dingle-berry Danglers' Skid-marks set Faye's underpants apart from alleged association with any brand of detergent. Smiling, Faye spoke to the myst, wondering why she had spelt 'General Synopsis' on Corporal Punishment's helmet.

It was also shocking when 240 volts

Fee For All
25-06-2007, 07:28 PM
As heard at school hops from his past, strains of 'Art Rock' band Dingle-berry Danglers' Skid-marks set Faye's underpants apart from alleged association with any brand of detergent. Smiling, Faye spoke to the myst, wondering why she had spelt 'General Synopsis' on Corporal Punishment's helmet.

It was also shocking when 240 volts assembled in the quad, with

survivorfan
26-06-2007, 07:23 AM
As heard at school hops from his past, strains of 'Art Rock' band Dingle-berry Danglers' Skid-marks set Faye's underpants apart from alleged association with any brand of detergent. Smiling, Faye spoke to the myst, wondering why she had spelt 'General Synopsis' on Corporal Punishment's helmet.

It was also shocking when 240 volts assembled in the quad, with Anton! "Look at me Anton"

Patsy
26-06-2007, 08:28 AM
As heard at school hops from his past, strains of 'Art Rock' band Dingle-berry Danglers' Skid-marks set Faye's underpants apart from alleged association with any brand of detergent. Smiling, Faye spoke to the myst, wondering why she had spelt 'General Synopsis' on Corporal Punishment's helmet.

It was also shocking when 240 volts assembled in the quad, with Anton! "Look at me Anton", Gerald spluttered, unable

Fee For All
26-06-2007, 08:25 PM
It was also shocking when 240 volts assembled in the quad, with Anton! "Look at me Anton", Gerald spluttered, unable to put out the glow in his

Coastie
26-06-2007, 08:39 PM
It was also shocking when 240 volts assembled in the quad, with Anton! "Look at me Anton", Gerald spluttered, unable to put out the glow in his third eye situated in...

Fee For All
27-06-2007, 07:15 PM
It was also shocking when 240 volts assembled in the quad, with Anton! "Look at me Anton", Gerald spluttered, unable to put out the glow in his third eye situated in the Upper Volga Region

Coastie
28-06-2007, 06:24 AM
It was also shocking when 240 volts assembled in the quad, with Anton! "Look at me Anton", Gerald spluttered, unable to put out the glow in his third eye situated in the Upper Volga Region of his highly developed...

Tigereye
02-07-2007, 10:51 AM
It was also shocking when 240 volts assembled in the quad, with Anton! "Look at me Anton", Gerald spluttered, unable to put out the glow in his third eye situated in the Upper Volga Region of his highly developed man boobs.

"Must get bra" he thought..

Coastie
02-07-2007, 11:09 AM
It was also shocking when 240 volts assembled in the quad, with Anton! "Look at me Anton", Gerald spluttered, unable to put out the glow in his third eye situated in the Upper Volga Region of his highly developed man boobs.

"Must get bra" he thought as he swung round too fast and...

Fee For All
02-07-2007, 08:43 PM
It was also shocking when 240 volts assembled in the quad, with Anton! "Look at me Anton", Gerald spluttered, unable to put out the glow in his third eye situated in the Upper Volga Region of his highly developed man boobs.

"Must get bra" he thought as he swung round too fast and took out the eye of a pass

Coastie
03-07-2007, 06:48 AM
It was also shocking when 240 volts assembled in the quad, with Anton! "Look at me Anton", Gerald spluttered, unable to put out the glow in his third eye situated in the Upper Volga Region of his highly developed man boobs.

"Must get bra" he thought as he swung round too fast and took out the eye of a passenger onboard the super...

Tigereye
03-07-2007, 11:39 AM
It was also shocking when 240 volts assembled in the quad, with Anton! "Look at me Anton", Gerald spluttered, unable to put out the glow in his third eye situated in the Upper Volga Region of his highly developed man boobs.

"Must get bra" he thought as he swung round too fast and took out the eye of a passing shepherd.

"Baaaaaaaaaaaastard, that hurt!"

Coastie
03-07-2007, 01:24 PM
That's it I'm not playing anymore if you're gonna ignore my contributions TE!:ranting:

Tigereye
03-07-2007, 04:33 PM
EEEEEEEK - sorry babe - don't know how I missed that one -:shocking:
I swear I don't have you on ignore!!! :w00t:

We'll follow your one and ignore my one eyed cursing shepherd!!!:good:

Coastie
03-07-2007, 05:02 PM
Hmmm...I say we leave it to whoever adds there seven syllables next....I'm betting they go with your shepard though :(

Tigereye
04-07-2007, 03:07 PM
It was also shocking when 240 volts assembled in the quad, with Anton! "Look at me Anton", Gerald spluttered, unable to put out the glow in his third eye situated in the Upper Volga Region of his highly developed man boobs.

"Must get bra" he thought as he swung round too fast and took out the eye of a passenger onboard the supermarket Sweep Game Show..







:thumbsup:

Fee For All
04-07-2007, 05:05 PM
It was also shocking when 240 volts assembled in the quad, with Anton! "Look at me Anton", Gerald spluttered, unable to put out the glow in his third eye situated in the Upper Volga Region of his highly developed man boobs.

"Must get bra" he thought as he swung round too fast and took out the eye of a passenger onboard the supermarket Sweep Game Show - a passing shepherd with a

Coastie
04-07-2007, 07:05 PM
It was also shocking when 240 volts assembled in the quad, with Anton! "Look at me Anton", Gerald spluttered, unable to put out the glow in his third eye situated in the Upper Volga Region of his highly developed man boobs.

"Must get bra" he thought as he swung round too fast and took out the eye of a passenger onboard the supermarket Sweep Game Show - a passing shepherd with a stubbon mule for transport said...

Tigereye
06-07-2007, 05:16 PM
It was also shocking when 240 volts assembled in the quad, with Anton! "Look at me Anton", Gerald spluttered, unable to put out the glow in his third eye situated in the Upper Volga Region of his highly developed man boobs.

"Must get bra" he thought as he swung round too fast and took out the eye of a passenger onboard the supermarket Sweep Game Show - a passing shepherd with a stubbon mule for transport said:

"Pssssssst! Load your trolley with booze!"

survivorfan
07-07-2007, 10:42 AM
Faye's mum had been scared of rats

Fee For All
07-07-2007, 10:57 AM
Faye's mum had been scared of rats from the day Anton's trolley

survivorfan
07-07-2007, 12:40 PM
Faye's mum had been scared of rats from the day Anton's trolley was attacked by a big one

Fee For All
07-07-2007, 01:37 PM
Faye's mum had been scared of rats from the day Anton's trolley was attacked by a big one-eyed trouser snake that came out

Patsy
07-07-2007, 02:32 PM
Faye's mum had been scared of rats from the day Anton's trolley was attacked by a big one-eyed trouser snake that came out of Dave's pants. Not wanting to appear

Fee For All
07-07-2007, 04:18 PM
Faye's mum had been scared of rats from the day Anton's trolley was attacked by a big one-eyed trouser snake that came out of Dave's pants. (Not wanting to appear cruel, but is 'big' accurate?)

survivorfan
08-07-2007, 07:08 AM
Faye's mum had been scared of rats from the day Anton's trolley was attacked by a big one-eyed trouser snake that came out of Dave's pants. (Not wanting to appear cruel, but is 'big' accurate?) ... Dave here - huh! Not big - more like

Fee For All
08-07-2007, 07:44 AM
Faye's mum had been scared of rats from the day Anton's trolley was attacked by a big one-eyed trouser snake that came out of Dave's pants. (Not wanting to appear cruel, but is 'big' accurate?) ... Dave here - huh! Not big - more like the shining light in the frog's

survivorfan
08-07-2007, 08:24 AM
Faye's mum had been scared of rats from the day Anton's trolley was attacked by a big one-eyed trouser snake that came out of Dave's pants. (Not wanting to appear cruel, but is 'big' accurate?) ... Dave here - huh! Not big - more like the shining light in the frog's groin, it first dazzles you then

Fee For All
08-07-2007, 08:44 AM
Faye's mum had been scared of rats from the day Anton's trolley was attacked by a big one-eyed trouser snake that came out of Dave's pants. (Not wanting to appear cruel, but is 'big' accurate?) ... Dave here - huh! Not big - more like the shining light in the frog's groin, it first dazzles you then it's gone, leaving only a

survivorfan
08-07-2007, 09:05 AM
Faye's mum had been scared of rats from the day Anton's trolley was attacked by a big one-eyed trouser snake that came out of Dave's pants. (Not wanting to appear cruel, but is 'big' accurate?) ... Dave here - huh! Not big - more like the shining light in the frog's groin, it first dazzles you then it's gone, leaving only a headache. So it scared her when

Fee For All
08-07-2007, 09:25 AM
Faye's mum had been scared of rats from the day Anton's trolley was attacked by a big one-eyed trouser snake that came out of Dave's pants.

(Not wanting to appear cruel, but is 'big' accurate?) ... Dave here - huh! Not big - more like the shining light in the frog's groin, it first dazzles you then it's gone, leaving only a headache.

So it scared her when a Rattus Norvegicus

survivorfan
08-07-2007, 09:40 AM
Faye's mum had been scared of rats from the day Anton's trolley was attacked by a big one-eyed trouser snake that came out of Dave's pants.

(Not wanting to appear cruel, but is 'big' accurate?) ... Dave here - huh! Not big - more like the shining light in the frog's groin, it first dazzles you then it's gone, leaving only a headache.

So it scared her when a Rattus Norvegicus fell on her head! She looked up

Fee For All
08-07-2007, 10:11 AM
Faye's mum had been scared of rats from the day Anton's trolley was attacked by a big one-eyed trouser snake that came out of Dave's pants.

(Not wanting to appear cruel, but is 'big' accurate?) ... Dave here - huh! Not big - more like the shining light in the frog's groin, it first dazzles you then it's gone, leaving only a headache.

So it scared her when a Rattus Norvegicus fell on her head! She looked up, but found her view obscured by

Coastie
10-07-2007, 08:15 AM
Faye's mum had been scared of rats from the day Anton's trolley was attacked by a big one-eyed trouser snake that came out of Dave's pants.

(Not wanting to appear cruel, but is 'big' accurate?) ... Dave here - huh! Not big - more like the shining light in the frog's groin, it first dazzles you then it's gone, leaving only a headache.

So it scared her when a Rattus Norvegicus fell on her head! She looked up, but found her view obscured by a badgers huge bottom. The...

Tigereye
10-07-2007, 03:16 PM
Faye's mum had been scared of rats from the day Anton's trolley was attacked by a big one-eyed trouser snake that came out of Dave's pants.

(Not wanting to appear cruel, but is 'big' accurate?) ... Dave here - huh! Not big - more like the shining light in the frog's groin, it first dazzles you then it's gone, leaving only a headache.

So it scared her when a Rattus Norvegicus fell on her head! She looked up, but found her view obscured by a badgers huge bottom. The Apprentice Runner-up spat...

Fee For All
10-07-2007, 04:07 PM
Faye's mum had been scared of rats from the day Anton's trolley was attacked by a big one-eyed trouser snake that came out of Dave's pants.

(Not wanting to appear cruel, but is 'big' accurate?) ... Dave here - huh! Not big - more like the shining light in the frog's groin, it first dazzles you then it's gone, leaving only a headache.

So it scared her when a Rattus Norvegicus fell on her head! She looked up, but found her view obscured by a badgers huge bottom. The Apprentice Runner-up, spatula in hand, was heading

survivorfan
10-07-2007, 05:11 PM
Faye's mum had been scared of rats from the day Anton's trolley was attacked by a big one-eyed trouser snake that came out of Dave's pants.

(Not wanting to appear cruel, but is 'big' accurate?) ... Dave here - huh! Not big - more like the shining light in the frog's groin, it first dazzles you then it's gone, leaving only a headache.

So it scared her when a Rattus Norvegicus fell on her head! She looked up, but found her view obscured by a badgers huge bottom. The Apprentice Runner-up, spatula in hand, was heading for a breakdown, or so it

Fee For All
10-07-2007, 06:10 PM
So it scared her when a Rattus Norvegicus fell on her head! She looked up, but found her view obscured by a badgers huge bottom. The Apprentice Runner-up, spatula in hand, was heading for a breakdown, or so it-girl Dilly Dumb-Blonde was heard

Tigereye
11-07-2007, 10:57 AM
So it scared her when a Rattus Norvegicus fell on her head! She looked up, but found her view obscured by a badgers huge bottom. The Apprentice Runner-up, spatula in hand, was heading for a breakdown, or so it-girl Dilly Dumb-Blonde was heard bitching to Paris H in cell...

Fee For All
11-07-2007, 11:51 AM
So it scared her when a Rattus Norvegicus fell on her head! She looked up, but found her view obscured by a badgers huge bottom. The Apprentice Runner-up, spatula in hand, was heading for a breakdown, or so it-girl Dilly Dumb-Blonde was heard bitching to Paris H in cell-phone spk.

'I h8 that cow!' she

Tigereye
12-07-2007, 10:50 AM
So it scared her when a Rattus Norvegicus fell on her head! She looked up, but found her view obscured by a badgers huge bottom. The Apprentice Runner-up, spatula in hand, was heading for a breakdown, or so it-girl Dilly Dumb-Blonde was heard bitching to Paris H in cell-phone spk.

'I h8 that cow!' she cried. "Now ive no way 2 wash..

survivorfan
12-07-2007, 07:55 PM
So it scared her when a Rattus Norvegicus fell on her head! She looked up, but found her view obscured by a badgers huge bottom. The Apprentice Runner-up, spatula in hand, was heading for a breakdown, or so it-girl Dilly Dumb-Blonde was heard bitching to Paris H in cell-phone spk.

'I h8 that cow!' she cried. "Now ive no way 2 wash."

Despite the distraction Faye's

Fee For All
12-07-2007, 10:19 PM
So it scared her when a Rattus Norvegicus fell on her head! She looked up, but found her view obscured by a badgers huge bottom. The Apprentice Runner-up, spatula in hand, was heading for a breakdown, or so it-girl Dilly Dumb-Blonde was heard bitching to Paris H in cell-phone spk.

'I h8 that cow!' she cried. "Now ive no way 2 wash."

Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last

Coastie
13-07-2007, 02:27 AM
So it scared her when a Rattus Norvegicus fell on her head! She looked up, but found her view obscured by a badgers huge bottom. The Apprentice Runner-up, spatula in hand, was heading for a breakdown, or so it-girl Dilly Dumb-Blonde was heard bitching to Paris H in cell-phone spk.

'I h8 that cow!' she cried. "Now ive no way 2 wash."

Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last fling. It would have to involve...

Tigereye
13-07-2007, 10:12 AM
So it scared her when a Rattus Norvegicus fell on her head! She looked up, but found her view obscured by a badgers huge bottom. The Apprentice Runner-up, spatula in hand, was heading for a breakdown, or so it-girl Dilly Dumb-Blonde was heard bitching to Paris H in cell-phone spk.

'I h8 that cow!' she cried. "Now ive no way 2 wash."

Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last fling. It would have to involve leprachauns and whipped cream as...

Fee For All
13-07-2007, 11:42 AM
So it scared her when a Rattus Norvegicus fell on her head! She looked up, but found her view obscured by a badgers huge bottom. The Apprentice Runner-up, spatula in hand, was heading for a breakdown, or so it-girl Dilly Dumb-Blonde was heard bitching to Paris H in cell-phone spk.

'I h8 that cow!' she cried. "Now ive no way 2 wash."

Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last fling. It would have to involve leprachauns and whipped cream as the aerodynamic qual

Tigereye
13-07-2007, 03:15 PM
So it scared her when a Rattus Norvegicus fell on her head! She looked up, but found her view obscured by a badgers huge bottom. The Apprentice Runner-up, spatula in hand, was heading for a breakdown, or so it-girl Dilly Dumb-Blonde was heard bitching to Paris H in cell-phone spk.

'I h8 that cow!' she cried. "Now ive no way 2 wash."

Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last fling. It would have to involve leprachauns and whipped cream as the aerodynamic qualcast lawnmower would not allow..

Fee For All
13-07-2007, 03:51 PM
Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last fling. It would have to involve leprachauns and whipped cream as the aerodynamic qualcast lawnmower would not allow banshees and blancmange within

survivorfan
13-07-2007, 06:12 PM
Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last fling. It would have to involve leprachauns and whipped cream as the aerodynamic qualcast lawnmower would not allow banshees and blancmange within city limits.

"If only

Fee For All
13-07-2007, 06:35 PM
Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last fling. It would have to involve leprachauns and whipped cream as the aerodynamic qualcast lawnmower would not allow banshees and blancmange within city limits.

"If only Anton's balloon whisk hadn't

Coastie
13-07-2007, 07:09 PM
Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last fling. It would have to involve leprachauns and whipped cream as the aerodynamic qualcast lawnmower would not allow banshees and blancmange within city limits.

"If only Anton's balloon whisk hadn't become entangled in his...

survivorfan
13-07-2007, 08:03 PM
Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last fling. It would have to involve leprachauns and whipped cream as the aerodynamic qualcast lawnmower would not allow banshees and blancmange within city limits.

"If only Anton's balloon whisk hadn't become entangled in history I wouldn't be here

Fee For All
13-07-2007, 08:37 PM
Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last fling. It would have to involve leprachauns and whipped cream as the aerodynamic qualcast lawnmower would not allow banshees and blancmange within city limits.

"If only Anton's balloon whisk hadn't become entangled in history I wouldn't be hereditarily prone to bouts

Coastie
14-07-2007, 02:23 AM
Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last fling. It would have to involve leprachauns and whipped cream as the aerodynamic qualcast lawnmower would not allow banshees and blancmange within city limits.

"If only Anton's balloon whisk hadn't become entangled in history I wouldn't be hereditarily prone to bouts of Gout" sobbed Faye as she used...

survivorfan
14-07-2007, 07:39 AM
Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last fling. It would have to involve leprachauns and whipped cream as the aerodynamic qualcast lawnmower would not allow banshees and blancmange within city limits.

"If only Anton's balloon whisk hadn't become entangled in history I wouldn't be hereditarily prone to bouts of Gout" sobbed Faye as she used a Kleenex to wipe snot from

Fee For All
14-07-2007, 11:24 AM
Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last fling. It would have to involve leprachauns and whipped cream as the aerodynamic qualcast lawnmower would not allow banshees and blancmange within city limits.

"If only Anton's balloon whisk hadn't become entangled in history I wouldn't be hereditarily prone to bouts of Gout" sobbed Faye as she used a Kleenex to wipe snot from a passing child whose mother

survivorfan
14-07-2007, 05:33 PM
Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last fling. It would have to involve leprachauns and whipped cream as the aerodynamic qualcast lawnmower would not allow banshees and blancmange within city limits.

"If only Anton's balloon whisk hadn't become entangled in history I wouldn't be hereditarily prone to bouts of Gout" sobbed Faye as she used a Kleenex to wipe snot from a passing child whose mother was preoccupied giving

Fee For All
14-07-2007, 06:52 PM
Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last fling. It would have to involve leprachauns and whipped cream as the aerodynamic qualcast lawnmower would not allow banshees and blancmange within city limits.

"If only Anton's balloon whisk hadn't become entangled in history I wouldn't be hereditarily prone to bouts of Gout" sobbed Faye as she used a Kleenex to wipe snot from a passing child whose mother was preoccupied giving Anton some well needed re

survivorfan
14-07-2007, 11:08 PM
Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last fling. It would have to involve leprachauns and whipped cream as the aerodynamic qualcast lawnmower would not allow banshees and blancmange within city limits.

"If only Anton's balloon whisk hadn't become entangled in history I wouldn't be hereditarily prone to bouts of Gout" sobbed Faye as she used a Kleenex to wipe snot from a passing child whose mother was preoccupied giving Anton some well needed relief (hand).

"Anton" cried Faye, "pull

Fee For All
15-07-2007, 12:18 AM
Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last fling. It would have to involve leprachauns and whipped cream as the aerodynamic qualcast lawnmower would not allow banshees and blancmange within city limits.

"If only Anton's balloon whisk hadn't become entangled in history I wouldn't be hereditarily prone to bouts of Gout" sobbed Faye as she used a Kleenex to wipe snot from a passing child whose mother was preoccupied giving Anton some well needed relief (hand).

"Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious

survivorfan
15-07-2007, 08:13 AM
Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last fling. It would have to involve leprachauns and whipped cream as the aerodynamic qualcast lawnmower would not allow banshees and blancmange within city limits.

"If only Anton's balloon whisk hadn't become entangled in history I wouldn't be hereditarily prone to bouts of Gout" sobbed Faye as she used a Kleenex to wipe snot from a passing child whose mother was preoccupied giving Anton some well needed relief (hand).

"Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh

Fee For All
15-07-2007, 09:03 AM
Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last fling. It would have to involve leprachauns and whipped cream as the aerodynamic qualcast lawnmower would not allow banshees and blancmange within city limits.

"If only Anton's balloon whisk hadn't become entangled in history I wouldn't be hereditarily prone to bouts of Gout" sobbed Faye as she used a Kleenex to wipe snot from a passing child whose mother was preoccupied giving Anton some well needed relief (hand).

"Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they

survivorfan
15-07-2007, 09:09 AM
Despite the distraction Faye's heart still ached for just one last fling. It would have to involve leprachauns and whipped cream as the aerodynamic qualcast lawnmower would not allow banshees and blancmange within city limits.

"If only Anton's balloon whisk hadn't become entangled in history I wouldn't be hereditarily prone to bouts of Gout" sobbed Faye as she used a Kleenex to wipe snot from a passing child whose mother was preoccupied giving Anton some well needed relief (hand).

"Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"

Faye watched open-mouthed as

Fee For All
15-07-2007, 11:30 PM
"Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"

Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, the

survivorfan
16-07-2007, 05:48 PM
"Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"

Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, thelma brought Anton to a cli

Fee For All
16-07-2007, 06:44 PM
"Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"

Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss

survivorfan
16-07-2007, 08:36 PM
"Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"

Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd ej

Fee For All
16-07-2007, 08:46 PM
"Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"

Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre

Tigereye
17-07-2007, 12:15 PM
"Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"

Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.

"Hah! Did ......."

survivorfan
19-07-2007, 08:12 PM
"Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"

Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.

"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave

karenh
19-07-2007, 08:37 PM
Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.

"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave of nausea hit her like

Fee For All
19-07-2007, 08:39 PM
"Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"

Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.

"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple

Patsy
20-07-2007, 09:48 AM
"Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"

Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.

"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple, licking ice creams and shouting "Coooeeee!" caused

Fee For All
20-07-2007, 10:33 AM
"Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"

Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.

"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple, licking ice creams and shouting "Coooeeee!" caused Anton to grab Thelma by the

Tigereye
20-07-2007, 12:48 PM
Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"

Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.

"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple, licking ice creams and shouting "Coooeeee!" caused Anton to grab Thelma by the testicles.

" Good Grief! You're a ..

Patsy
20-07-2007, 12:55 PM
Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"

Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.

"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple, licking ice creams and shouting "Coooeeee!" caused Anton to grab Thelma by the testicles.

"Good Grief! You're a taurus! I can tell by the bullocks"

Fee For All
20-07-2007, 03:20 PM
Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"

Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.

"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple, licking ice creams and shouting "Coooeeee!" caused Anton to grab Thelma by the testicles.

"Good Grief! You're a taurus! I can tell by the bullocks"

Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped


(gosh this is getting exciting)

Patsy
20-07-2007, 05:56 PM
(you really need to get out more)

Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"

Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.

"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple, licking ice creams and shouting "Coooeeee!" caused Anton to grab Thelma by the testicles.

"Good Grief! You're a taurus! I can tell by the bullocks"

Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb

Fee For All
20-07-2007, 09:55 PM
nton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"

Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.

"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple, licking ice creams and shouting "Coooeeee!" caused Anton to grab Thelma by the testicles.

"Good Grief! You're a taurus! I can tell by the bullocks"

Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what

Coastie
21-07-2007, 03:20 AM
Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"

Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.

"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple, licking ice creams and shouting "Coooeeee!" caused Anton to grab Thelma by the testicles.

"Good Grief! You're a taurus! I can tell by the bullocks"

Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what huge knackers he had. After...

survivorfan
21-07-2007, 12:27 PM
Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"

Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.

"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple, licking ice creams and shouting "Coooeeee!" caused Anton to grab Thelma by the testicles.

"Good Grief! You're a taurus! I can tell by the bullocks"

Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what huge knackers he had. Afternoons speed by when your balls are

Fee For All
21-07-2007, 01:59 PM
Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"

Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.

"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple, licking ice creams and shouting "Coooeeee!" caused Anton to grab Thelma by the testicles.

"Good Grief! You're a taurus! I can tell by the bullocks"

Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what huge knackers he had. Afternoons speed by when your balls are looming and your party frocks

survivorfan
23-07-2007, 07:16 AM
Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"

Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.

"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple, licking ice creams and shouting "Coooeeee!" caused Anton to grab Thelma by the testicles.

"Good Grief! You're a taurus! I can tell by the bullocks"

Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what huge knackers he had. Afternoons speed by when your balls are looming and your party frocks - aargh, horror! -are all stained with

Fee For All
23-07-2007, 10:18 AM
Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"

Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.

"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple, licking ice creams and shouting "Coooeeee!" caused Anton to grab Thelma by the testicles.

"Good Grief! You're a taurus! I can tell by the bullocks"

Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what huge knackers he had. Afternoons speed by when your balls are looming and your party frocks - aargh, horror! -are all stained with Pimms Number 1 and some old

Tigereye
23-07-2007, 10:29 AM
Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"

Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.

"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple, licking ice creams and shouting "Coooeeee!" caused Anton to grab Thelma by the testicles.

"Good Grief! You're a taurus! I can tell by the bullocks"

Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what huge knackers he had. Afternoons speed by when your balls are looming and your party frocks - aargh, horror! -are all stained with Pimms Number 1 and some old man's widdle.

"Do you have to...."

Fee For All
23-07-2007, 12:36 PM
Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"

Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.

"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple, licking ice creams and shouting "Coooeeee!" caused Anton to grab Thelma by the testicles.

"Good Grief! You're a taurus! I can tell by the bullocks"

Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what huge knackers he had. Afternoons speed by when your balls are looming and your party frocks - aargh, horror! -are all stained with Pimms Number 1 and some old man's widdle.

"Do you have to...."

"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, ang

survivorfan
23-07-2007, 05:37 PM
Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"

Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.

"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple, licking ice creams and shouting "Coooeeee!" caused Anton to grab Thelma by the testicles.

"Good Grief! You're a taurus! I can tell by the bullocks"

Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what huge knackers he had. Afternoons speed by when your balls are looming and your party frocks - aargh, horror! -are all stained with Pimms Number 1 and some old man's widdle.

"Do you have to...."

"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a par

Fee For All
23-07-2007, 06:02 PM
Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"

Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.

"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple, licking ice creams and shouting "Coooeeee!" caused Anton to grab Thelma by the testicles.

"Good Grief! You're a taurus! I can tell by the bullocks"

Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what huge knackers he had. Afternoons speed by when your balls are looming and your party frocks - aargh, horror! -are all stained with Pimms Number 1 and some old man's widdle.

"Do you have to...."

"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of

Tigereye
23-07-2007, 06:39 PM
Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"

Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.

"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple, licking ice creams and shouting "Coooeeee!" caused Anton to grab Thelma by the testicles.

"Good Grief! You're a taurus! I can tell by the bullocks"

Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what huge knackers he had. Afternoons speed by when your balls are looming and your party frocks - aargh, horror! -are all stained with Pimms Number 1 and some old man's widdle.

"Do you have to...."

"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to...

survivorfan
26-07-2007, 08:11 AM
Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"

Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.

"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple, licking ice creams and shouting "Coooeeee!" caused Anton to grab Thelma by the testicles.

"Good Grief! You're a taurus! I can tell by the bullocks"

Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what huge knackers he had. Afternoons speed by when your balls are looming and your party frocks - aargh, horror! -are all stained with Pimms Number 1 and some old man's widdle.

"Do you have to...."

"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up

Fee For All
26-07-2007, 08:48 AM
Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"

Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.

"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple, licking ice creams and shouting "Coooeeee!" caused Anton to grab Thelma by the testicles.

"Good Grief! You're a taurus! I can tell by the bullocks"

Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what huge knackers he had. Afternoons speed by when your balls are looming and your party frocks - aargh, horror! -are all stained with Pimms Number 1 and some old man's widdle.

"Do you have to...."

"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her

Tigereye
26-07-2007, 03:51 PM
Anton" cried Faye, "pullets lay the most delicious..." Anton's yell stopped her... "Yes! Oh yes! Beat those eggs until they FROTH!"

Faye watched open-mouthed as, with a deft hand movement, Thelma brought Anton to a cliff edge, in order to toss him off so fast that he'd eject from the top of the pre-nup he'd made her sign.

"Hah! Did ......." but then Faye froze as a wave from a picnicking couple, licking ice creams and shouting "Coooeeee!" caused Anton to grab Thelma by the testicles.

"Good Grief! You're a taurus! I can tell by the bullocks"

Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what huge knackers he had. Afternoons speed by when your balls are looming and your party frocks - aargh, horror! -are all stained with Pimms Number 1 and some old man's widdle.

"Do you have to...."

"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].

"Blackmail nev...

Coastie
27-07-2007, 03:03 PM
Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what huge knackers he had. Afternoons speed by when your balls are looming and your party frocks - aargh, horror! -are all stained with Pimms Number 1 and some old man's widdle.

"Do you have to...."

"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].

"Blackmail never was something I feared" came...

Tigereye
27-07-2007, 03:45 PM
Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what huge knackers he had. Afternoons speed by when your balls are looming and your party frocks - aargh, horror! -are all stained with Pimms Number 1 and some old man's widdle.

"Do you have to...."

"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].

"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave deep..

Fee For All
27-07-2007, 07:06 PM
Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what huge knackers he had. Afternoons speed by when your balls are looming and your party frocks - aargh, horror! -are all stained with Pimms Number 1 and some old man's widdle.

"Do you have to...."

"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].

"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous

survivorfan
28-07-2007, 08:25 AM
Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what huge knackers he had. Afternoons speed by when your balls are looming and your party frocks - aargh, horror! -are all stained with Pimms Number 1 and some old man's widdle.

"Do you have to...."

"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].

"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using

Fee For All
28-07-2007, 11:27 AM
Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what huge knackers he had. Afternoons speed by when your balls are looming and your party frocks - aargh, horror! -are all stained with Pimms Number 1 and some old man's widdle.

"Do you have to...."

"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].

"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather

survivorfan
28-07-2007, 01:18 PM
Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what huge knackers he had. Afternoons speed by when your balls are looming and your party frocks - aargh, horror! -are all stained with Pimms Number 1 and some old man's widdle.

"Do you have to...."

"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].

"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of

Fee For All
28-07-2007, 04:17 PM
Now exposed, Tel MacGran ripped off his Bridget Jones panties with aplomb, free at last to display what huge knackers he had. Afternoons speed by when your balls are looming and your party frocks - aargh, horror! -are all stained with Pimms Number 1 and some old man's widdle.

"Do you have to...."

"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].

"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn

Coastie
28-07-2007, 06:57 PM
"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].

"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the...

Fee For All
28-07-2007, 10:09 PM
"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].

"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.

'Well, fear this!' boomed

survivorfan
29-07-2007, 09:02 AM
"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].

"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.

'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm

Fee For All
29-07-2007, 10:53 AM
"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].

"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.

'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial

survivorfan
29-07-2007, 07:01 PM
"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].

"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.

'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people

Coastie
29-07-2007, 08:29 PM
"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].

"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.

'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge...

Fee For All
29-07-2007, 08:31 PM
"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].

"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.

'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'

Anton

survivorfan
29-07-2007, 08:34 PM
"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].

"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.

'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'

Anton meanwhile had found a piece of

Coastie
29-07-2007, 08:37 PM
"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].

"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.

'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'

Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was so...

survivorfan
29-07-2007, 08:38 PM
"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].

"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.

'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'

Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of

Coastie
29-07-2007, 08:46 PM
"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].

"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.

'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'

Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in an...

survivorfan
30-07-2007, 07:22 AM
"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].

"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.

'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'

Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, ar5e

Fee For All
30-07-2007, 08:36 AM
"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].

"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.

'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'

Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day

survivorfan
30-07-2007, 08:42 PM
"Of course you do!" snapped Faye, angelically (Faye was a part-qualified Master of Baitery, and was known to frequently rub Anton up against the rough wall of her dad's mental home].

"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.

'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'

Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half a

Fee For All
31-07-2007, 02:20 AM
"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.

'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'

Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered in

survivorfan
31-07-2007, 07:37 AM
"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.

'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'

Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off

Fee For All
31-07-2007, 09:07 AM
"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.

'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'

Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!

"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp". The referee's whis

survivorfan
31-07-2007, 05:38 PM
"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.

'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'

Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!

"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp". The referee's whiskery bottom exploded,

Fee For All
31-07-2007, 08:16 PM
"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.

'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'

Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!

"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp". The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun

survivorfan
31-07-2007, 09:46 PM
"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.

'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'

Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!

"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp". The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye

Fee For All
01-08-2007, 09:21 AM
"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.

'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'

Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!

"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp". The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump

survivorfan
01-08-2007, 09:44 PM
"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.

'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'

Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!

"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp". The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that

Fee For All
01-08-2007, 10:16 PM
"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.

'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'

Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!

"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp". The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that her heart desired.

Reaching out, she

survivorfan
02-08-2007, 05:03 AM
"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.

'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'

Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!

"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp". The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that her heart desired.

Reaching out, sheathed in a mauve dhoti, Deepin

Fee For All
02-08-2007, 06:38 AM
"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.

'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'

Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!

"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp". The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that her heart desired.

Reaching out, sheathed in a mauve dhoti, Deepinder stopped her.

"No Faye, no! His

survivorfan
02-08-2007, 08:11 PM
"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.

'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'

Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!

"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp". The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that her heart desired.

Reaching out, sheathed in a mauve dhoti, Deepinder stopped her.

"No Faye, no! History will show that my cave

Fee For All
02-08-2007, 08:50 PM
"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.

'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'

Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!

"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp". The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that her heart desired.

Reaching out, sheathed in a mauve dhoti, Deepinder stopped her.

"No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of

survivorfan
04-08-2007, 01:20 AM
"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.

'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'

Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!

"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp". The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that her heart desired.

Reaching out, sheathed in a mauve dhoti, Deepinder stopped her.

"No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a

Fee For All
04-08-2007, 08:28 AM
"Blackmail never was something I feared" came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.

'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, "I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'

Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!

"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp". The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that her heart desired.

Reaching out, sheathed in a mauve dhoti, Deepinder stopped her.

"No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be

Tigereye
04-08-2007, 11:24 AM
Blackmail never was something I feared&quot; came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.</p>
'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, &quot;I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'

Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!

&quot;Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp&quot;. The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that her heart desired.

Reaching out, sheathed in a mauve dhoti, Deepinder stopped her.


&quot;No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'cos.....

survivorfan
07-08-2007, 07:37 AM
"Blackmail never was something I feared"; came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.</p>
'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, &quot;I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'

Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!

&quot;Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp&quot;. The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that her heart desired.

Reaching out, sheathed in a mauve dhoti, Deepinder stopped her.


&quot;No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume'.

Faye pondered his words, but

Fee For All
07-08-2007, 07:46 AM
"Blackmail never was something I feared"; came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.</p>
'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, &quot;I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'

Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!

&quot;Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp&quot;. The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that her heart desired.

Reaching out, sheathed in a mauve dhoti, Deepinder stopped her.


&quot;No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume'.

Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby

Tigereye
07-08-2007, 10:00 AM
"Blackmail never was something I feared"; came eerily from a cave Deepinder Shetty, the famous Bollywood star, was using as a store for his rather unusual collection of slightly used knickers as worn by Michael Winner in the 60s.</p>
'Well, fear this!' boomed Winner's deep baritone, &quot;I'm not only a commercial success, I know people with really big hair and huge no-claims bonuses.'

Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!

&quot;Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp&quot;. The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that her heart desired.

Reaching out, sheathed in a mauve dhoti, Deepinder stopped her.


&quot;No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume'.

Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cows....

Fee For All
07-08-2007, 11:39 AM
Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!

&quot;Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp&quot;. The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that her heart desired.

Reaching out, sheathed in a mauve dhoti, Deepinder stopped her.


&quot;No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume'.

Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't be

survivorfan
07-08-2007, 05:08 PM
Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!

&quot;Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp&quot;. The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that her heart desired.

Reaching out, sheathed in a mauve dhoti, Deepinder stopped her.


&quot;No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume'.

Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't behave myself when I see a

Coastie
07-08-2007, 07:18 PM
Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!

&quot;Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp&quot;. The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that her heart desired.

Reaching out, sheathed in a mauve dhoti, Deepinder stopped her.


&quot;No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume'.

Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't behave myself when I see a transvestite covered in small...

Fee For All
07-08-2007, 09:28 PM
Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!

&quot;Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp&quot;. The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that her heart desired.

Reaching out, sheathed in a mauve dhoti, Deepinder stopped her.


&quot;No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume'.

Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't behave myself when I see a transvestite covered in small satin bows, weeping sores and

survivorfan
08-08-2007, 05:40 PM
Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!

&quot;Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp&quot;. The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that her heart desired.

Reaching out, sheathed in a mauve dhoti, Deepinder stopped her.


&quot;No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume'.

Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't behave myself when I see a transvestite covered in small satin bows, weeping sores and inflamed pustules."

"Oh grow

Fee For All
08-08-2007, 06:01 PM
Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!

&quot;Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp&quot;. The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that her heart desired.

Reaching out, sheathed in a mauve dhoti, Deepinder stopped her.


&quot;No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume'.

Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't behave myself when I see a transvestite covered in small satin bows, weeping sores and inflamed pustules."

"Oh grown-ups always forget what it

survivorfan
08-08-2007, 06:34 PM
Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!

&quot;Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp&quot;. The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that her heart desired.

Reaching out, sheathed in a mauve dhoti, Deepinder stopped her.


&quot;No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume'.

Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't behave myself when I see a transvestite covered in small satin bows, weeping sores and inflamed pustules."

"Oh grown-ups always forget what itchy boils are like!" called a child

Fee For All
08-08-2007, 07:01 PM
Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!

"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp!" The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that her heart desired.

Reaching out, sheathed in a mauve dhoti, Deepinder stopped her.


"No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume' ".

Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't behave myself when I see a transvestite covered in small satin bows, weeping sores and inflamed pustules."

"Oh grown-ups always forget what itchy boils are like!" called a childish voice. It was Anton! In

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survivorfan
08-08-2007, 10:01 PM
Anton meanwhile had found a piece of old cod fillet and was soaking it in a mixture of lime, lemon and chives in anger. He added strychnine, Ar5ene Wenger's sweat-soaked match-day testicle pouch, and half addled from the fumes, staggered insanely, lurchingly, off-side!

"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp!" The referee's whiskery bottom exploded, showering the group with pun. Wiping pun from her eye, Faye advanced on the now rump steak-like mess that was all that her heart desired.

Reaching out, sheathed in a mauve dhoti, Deepinder stopped her.


"No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume' ".

Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't behave myself when I see a transvestite covered in small satin bows, weeping sores and inflamed pustules."

"Oh grown-ups always forget what itchy boils are like!" called a childish voice. It was Anton! In an old pram! "What the hell are

Fee For All
09-08-2007, 07:37 AM
"No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume' ".

Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't behave myself when I see a transvestite covered in small satin bows, weeping sores and inflamed pustules."

"Oh grown-ups always forget what itchy boils are like!" called a childish voice. It was Anton! In an old pram! "What the hell are you doing in that. No-one

survivorfan
09-08-2007, 09:49 PM
"No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume' ".

Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't behave myself when I see a transvestite covered in small satin bows, weeping sores and inflamed pustules."

"Oh grown-ups always forget what itchy boils are like!" called a childish voice. It was Anton! In an old pram! "What the hell are you doing in that. No-one else knows about our little

Fee For All
09-08-2007, 10:28 PM
"No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume' ".

Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't behave myself when I see a transvestite covered in small satin bows, weeping sores and inflamed pustules."

"Oh grown-ups always forget what itchy boils are like!" called a childish voice. It was Anton! In an old pram! "What the hell are you doing in that. No-one else knows about our little Silver Cross fetish. Now all

survivorfan
10-08-2007, 06:45 AM
"No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume' ".

Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't behave myself when I see a transvestite covered in small satin bows, weeping sores and inflamed pustules."

"Oh grown-ups always forget what itchy boils are like!" called a childish voice. It was Anton! In an old pram! "What the hell are you doing in that. No-one else knows about our little Silver Cross fetish. Now all the world knows, I'm going to have

Fee For All
10-08-2007, 07:13 AM
"No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume' ".

Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't behave myself when I see a transvestite covered in small satin bows, weeping sores and inflamed pustules."

"Oh grown-ups always forget what itchy boils are like!" called a childish voice. It was Anton! In an old pram! "What the hell are you doing in that. No-one else knows about our little Silver Cross fetish. Now all the world knows, I'm going to have 'Cradles Rock!' tattooed across

survivorfan
10-08-2007, 09:02 PM
"No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume' ".

Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't behave myself when I see a transvestite covered in small satin bows, weeping sores and inflamed pustules."

"Oh grown-ups always forget what itchy boils are like!" called a childish voice. It was Anton! In an old pram! "What the hell are you doing in that. No-one else knows about our little Silver Cross fetish. Now all the world knows, I'm going to have 'Cradles Rock!' tattooed across your ar5e you sad git!"

Bursting

Fee For All
11-08-2007, 12:59 AM
"No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume' ".

Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't behave myself when I see a transvestite covered in small satin bows, weeping sores and inflamed pustules."

"Oh grown-ups always forget what itchy boils are like!" called a childish voice. It was Anton! In an old pram! "What the hell are you doing in that. No-one else knows about our little Silver Cross fetish. Now all the world knows, I'm going to have 'Cradles Rock!' tattooed across your ar5e you sad git!"

Bursting boils had long been a hobby

survivorfan
11-08-2007, 07:35 AM
"No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume' ".

Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't behave myself when I see a transvestite covered in small satin bows, weeping sores and inflamed pustules."

"Oh grown-ups always forget what itchy boils are like!" called a childish voice. It was Anton! In an old pram! "What the hell are you doing in that. No-one else knows about our little Silver Cross fetish. Now all the world knows, I'm going to have 'Cradles Rock!' tattooed across your ar5e you sad git!"

Bursting boils had long been a hobby in Anton's family, along

Fee For All
11-08-2007, 09:31 PM
"No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume' ".

Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't behave myself when I see a transvestite covered in small satin bows, weeping sores and inflamed pustules."

"Oh grown-ups always forget what itchy boils are like!" called a childish voice. It was Anton! In an old pram! "What the hell are you doing in that. No-one else knows about our little Silver Cross fetish. Now all the world knows, I'm going to have 'Cradles Rock!' tattooed across your ar5e you sad git!"

Bursting boils had long been a hobby in Anton's family, along with his mother's penchant for

survivorfan
12-08-2007, 08:10 AM
"No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume' ".

Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't behave myself when I see a transvestite covered in small satin bows, weeping sores and inflamed pustules."

"Oh grown-ups always forget what itchy boils are like!" called a childish voice. It was Anton! In an old pram! "What the hell are you doing in that. No-one else knows about our little Silver Cross fetish. Now all the world knows, I'm going to have 'Cradles Rock!' tattooed across your ar5e you sad git!"

Bursting boils had long been a hobby in Anton's family, along with his mother's penchant for collecting blackheads. Once, she

Fee For All
12-08-2007, 09:58 AM
"No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume' ".

Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. "Darn those cowsheds" she snarled "I simply can't behave myself when I see a transvestite covered in small satin bows, weeping sores and inflamed pustules."

"Oh grown-ups always forget what itchy boils are like!" called a childish voice. It was Anton! In an old pram! "What the hell are you doing in that. No-one else knows about our little Silver Cross fetish. Now all the world knows, I'm going to have 'Cradles Rock!' tattooed across your ar5e you sad git!"

Bursting boils had long been a hobby in Anton's family, along with his mother's penchant for collecting blackheads. Once, she had even won first prize at

Tigereye
12-08-2007, 04:45 PM
No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume' &quot;.</p>
Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. &quot;Darn those cowsheds&quot; she snarled &quot;I simply can't behave myself when I see a transvestite covered in small satin bows, weeping sores and inflamed pustules.&quot;

&quot;Oh grown-ups always forget what itchy boils are like!&quot; called a childish voice. It was Anton! In an old pram! &quot;What the hell are you doing in that. No-one else knows about our little Silver Cross fetish. Now all the world knows, I'm going to have 'Cradles Rock!' tattooed across your ar5e you sad git!&quot;


Bursting boils had long been a hobby in Anton's family, along with his mother's penchant for collecting blackheads. Once, she had even won first prize at 'Spot the Ball' when she sent in..

survivorfan
12-08-2007, 05:08 PM
No Faye, no! History will show that my caveat regarding the use of a rump steak-like mess as a cure for haemorrhoids will be pale blue with a ribbon 'costume' &quot;.</p>
Faye pondered his words, butter dripping from her ruby encrusted thong. &quot;Darn those cowsheds&quot; she snarled &quot;I simply can't behave myself when I see a transvestite covered in small satin bows, weeping sores and inflamed pustules.&a