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Fee For All 20-09-2007, 10:37 AM Incredibly, LaVonne took thistles and rubbed her verrucas up and down the side of Faye's neck. A sideways flip and Faye felt a strange 'Click!' as her head swivelled oddly and her falsetto voice deepened to aubergine. Angry now, fists raised, legs akimbo and nostrils heaving, LaVonne went for therapy to help her in her
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Lavonne (right) seeks help!
survivorfan 20-09-2007, 06:06 PM Incredibly, LaVonne took thistles and rubbed her verrucas up and down the side of Faye's neck. A sideways flip and Faye felt a strange 'Click!' as her head swivelled oddly and her falsetto voice deepened to aubergine. Angry now, fists raised, legs akimbo and nostrils heaving, LaVonne went for therapy to help her in her anguish.
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Lavonne (right) seeks help! ............................... Dr Snope
"Doctor Snope, I get
Fee For All 20-09-2007, 06:41 PM "Doctor Snope, I have this strange rash that makes my
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Laverne's strange affliction
survivorfan 20-09-2007, 08:39 PM "Doctor Snope, I have this strange rash that makes my feet itch". "My God that's the worst
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Laverne's strange affliction
Fee For All 20-09-2007, 08:46 PM "Doctor Snope, I have this strange rash that makes my feet itch". "My God that's the worsted socks you wore for a whole
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Laverne's strange affliction
survivorfan 21-09-2007, 07:38 AM "Doctor Snope, I have this strange rash that makes my feet itch". "My God that's the worsted socks you wore for a whole
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Laverne's strange affliction
week. Snope took her in the back
Fee For All 21-09-2007, 11:04 AM "Doctor Snope, I have this strange rash that makes my feet itch". "My God that's the worsted socks you wore for a whole
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Laverne's strange affliction
week. Snope took her in the back passage where various bits
survivorfan 21-09-2007, 05:24 PM "Doctor Snope, I have this strange rash that makes my feet itch". "My God that's the worsted socks you wore for a whole
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Laverne's strange affliction
week. Snope took her in the back passage where various bits had been shoved including a
Fee For All 21-09-2007, 06:46 PM "Doctor Snope, I have this strange rash that makes my feet itch". "My God that's the worsted socks you wore for a whole
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Laverne's strange affliction
week. Snope took her in the back passage where various bits had been shoved including arguably the largest
survivorfan 21-09-2007, 09:12 PM "Doctor Snope, I have this strange rash that makes my feet itch". "My God that's the worsted socks you wore for a whole
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Laverne's strange affliction
week. Snope took her in the back passage where various bits had been shoved including arguably the largest radish in Nuneaton. "I
Fee For All 22-09-2007, 03:18 PM "Doctor Snope, I have this strange rash that makes my feet itch". "My God that's the worsted socks you wore for a whole
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Laverne's strange affliction
week.
Snope took her in the back passage where various bits had been shoved including arguably the largest radish in Nuneaton. "I'm sure I left my elec
survivorfan 22-09-2007, 06:27 PM "Doctor Snope, I have this strange rash that makes my feet itch". "My God that's the worsted socks you wore for a whole
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Laverne's strange affliction
week.
Snope took her in the back passage where various bits had been shoved including arguably the largest radish in Nuneaton. "I'm sure I left my election manifesto in there
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Arguably the largest radish in Nuneaton
Fee For All 22-09-2007, 07:53 PM Snope took her in the back passage where various bits had been shoved including arguably the largest radish in Nuneaton. "I'm sure I left my election manifesto in there. Large root plants make quite the per
survivorfan 22-09-2007, 08:12 PM Snope took her in the back passage where various bits had been shoved including arguably the largest radish in Nuneaton. "I'm sure I left my election manifesto in there. Large root plants make quite the perfect suppository!"
"You're mad!"
Fee For All 22-09-2007, 11:51 PM Snope took her in the back passage where various bits had been shoved including arguably the largest radish in Nuneaton. "I'm sure I left my election manifesto in there. Large root plants make quite the perfect suppository!"
"You're mad!" It was Faye! 'You're not Snope! You're
survivorfan 23-09-2007, 07:56 AM Snope took her in the back passage where various bits had been shoved including arguably the largest radish in Nuneaton. "I'm sure I left my election manifesto in there. Large root plants make quite the perfect suppository!"
"You're mad!" It was Faye! 'You're not Snope! You're ... WHO ARE YOU?'
'Snope' pulled off his
Fee For All 23-09-2007, 12:31 PM Snope took her in the back passage where various bits had been shoved including arguably the largest radish in Nuneaton. "I'm sure I left my election manifesto in there. Large root plants make quite the perfect suppository!"
"You're mad!" It was Faye! 'You're not Snope! You're ... WHO ARE YOU?'
'Snope' pulled off his latex mask, revealing a
survivorfan 24-09-2007, 10:07 PM Snope took her in the back passage where various bits had been shoved including arguably the largest radish in Nuneaton. "I'm sure I left my election manifesto in there. Large root plants make quite the perfect suppository!"
"You're mad!" It was Faye! 'You're not Snope! You're ... WHO ARE YOU?'
'Snope' pulled off his latex mask, revealing arguably the ugliest
Tigereye 25-09-2007, 12:20 PM Snope took her in the back passage where various bits had been shoved including arguably the largest radish in Nuneaton. "I'm sure I left my election manifesto in there. Large root plants make quite the perfect suppository!"
"You're mad!" It was Faye! 'You're not Snope! You're ... WHO ARE YOU?'
'Snope' pulled off his latex mask, revealing arguably the ugliest Oprah Winfrey lookalike
survivorfan 27-09-2007, 06:58 AM Snope took her in the back passage where various bits had been shoved including arguably the largest radish in Nuneaton. "I'm sure I left my election manifesto in there. Large root plants make quite the perfect suppository!"
"You're mad!" It was Faye! 'You're not Snope! You're ... WHO ARE YOU?'
'Snope' pulled off his latex mask, revealing arguably the ugliest Oprah Winfrey lookalike in Dorking. By now, LaVonne's feet
Tigereye 27-09-2007, 10:08 AM Snope took her in the back passage where various bits had been shoved including arguably the largest radish in Nuneaton. "I'm sure I left my election manifesto in there. Large root plants make quite the perfect suppository!"
"You're mad!" It was Faye! 'You're not Snope! You're ... WHO ARE YOU?'
'Snope' pulled off his latex mask, revealing arguably the ugliest Oprah Winfrey lookalike in Dorking.
By now, LaVonne's feet secretion was on sale in
survivorfan 27-09-2007, 05:49 PM Snope took her in the back passage where various bits had been shoved including arguably the largest radish in Nuneaton. "I'm sure I left my election manifesto in there. Large root plants make quite the perfect suppository!"
"You're mad!" It was Faye! 'You're not Snope! You're ... WHO ARE YOU?'
'Snope' pulled off his latex mask, revealing arguably the ugliest Oprah Winfrey lookalike in Dorking.
By now, LaVonne's feet secretion was on sale in Debenhams (Verruca Dreams)
Tigereye 28-09-2007, 11:17 AM Snope took her in the back passage where various bits had been shoved including arguably the largest radish in Nuneaton. "I'm sure I left my election manifesto in there. Large root plants make quite the perfect suppository!"
"You're mad!" It was Faye! 'You're not Snope! You're ... WHO ARE YOU?'
'Snope' pulled off his latex mask, revealing arguably the ugliest Oprah Winfrey lookalike in Dorking.
By now, LaVonne's feet secretion was on sale in Debenhams (Verruca Dreams). She hoped to expand the line
survivorfan 28-09-2007, 05:31 PM Snope took her in the back passage where various bits had been shoved including arguably the largest radish in Nuneaton. "I'm sure I left my election manifesto in there. Large root plants make quite the perfect suppository!"
"You're mad!" It was Faye! 'You're not Snope! You're ... WHO ARE YOU?'
'Snope' pulled off his latex mask, revealing arguably the ugliest Oprah Winfrey lookalike in Dorking.
By now, LaVonne's feet secretion was on sale in Debenhams (Verruca Dreams). She hoped to expand the line to include Sweet Polyps, Pus!
Tigereye 02-10-2007, 04:18 PM Snope took her in the back passage where various bits had been shoved including arguably the largest radish in Nuneaton. "I'm sure I left my election manifesto in there. Large root plants make quite the perfect suppository!"
"You're mad!" It was Faye! 'You're not Snope! You're ... WHO ARE YOU?'
'Snope' pulled off his latex mask, revealing arguably the ugliest Oprah Winfrey lookalike in Dorking.
By now, LaVonne's feet secretion was on sale in Debenhams (Verruca Dreams). She hoped to expand the line to include Sweet Polyps, Pus! but extracting the goo from
survivorfan 07-10-2007, 12:08 PM Snope took her in the back passage where various bits had been shoved including arguably the largest radish in Nuneaton. "I'm sure I left my election manifesto in there. Large root plants make quite the perfect suppository!"
"You're mad!" It was Faye! 'You're not Snope! You're ... WHO ARE YOU?'
'Snope' pulled off his latex mask, revealing arguably the ugliest Oprah Winfrey lookalike in Dorking.
By now, LaVonne's feet secretion was on sale in Debenhams (Verruca Dreams). She hoped to expand the line to include Sweet Polyps, Pus! but extracting the goo from strangers.
THere's a bar in Tib
Fee For All 07-10-2007, 05:09 PM Snope took her in the back passage where various bits had been shoved including arguably the largest radish in Nuneaton. "I'm sure I left my election manifesto in there. Large root plants make quite the perfect suppository!"
"You're mad!" It was Faye! 'You're not Snope! You're ... WHO ARE YOU?'
'Snope' pulled off his latex mask, revealing arguably the ugliest Oprah Winfrey lookalike in Dorking.
By now, LaVonne's feet secretion was on sale in Debenhams (Verruca Dreams). She hoped to expand the line to include Sweet Polyps, Pus! but extracting the goo from strangers.
There's a bar in Tibet where learned monks sup the
survivorfan 07-10-2007, 05:36 PM Snope took her in the back passage where various bits had been shoved including arguably the largest radish in Nuneaton. "I'm sure I left my election manifesto in there. Large root plants make quite the perfect suppository!"
"You're mad!" It was Faye! 'You're not Snope! You're ... WHO ARE YOU?'
'Snope' pulled off his latex mask, revealing arguably the ugliest Oprah Winfrey lookalike in Dorking.
By now, LaVonne's feet secretion was on sale in Debenhams (Verruca Dreams). She hoped to expand the line to include Sweet Polyps, Pus! but extracting the goo from strangers.
There's a bar in Tibet where learned monks sup their fermented milk. On the wall
Fee For All 07-10-2007, 07:26 PM Snope took her in the back passage where various bits had been shoved including arguably the largest radish in Nuneaton. "I'm sure I left my election manifesto in there. Large root plants make quite the perfect suppository!"
"You're mad!" It was Faye! 'You're not Snope! You're ... WHO ARE YOU?'
'Snope' pulled off his latex mask, revealing arguably the ugliest Oprah Winfrey lookalike in Dorking.
By now, LaVonne's feet secretion was on sale in Debenhams (Verruca Dreams). She hoped to expand the line to include Sweet Polyps, Pus! but extracting the goo from strangers.
There's a bar in Tibet where learned monks sup their fermented milk. On the wall there hangs the dar icog that
survivorfan 07-10-2007, 07:46 PM Snope took her in the back passage where various bits had been shoved including arguably the largest radish in Nuneaton. "I'm sure I left my election manifesto in there. Large root plants make quite the perfect suppository!"
"You're mad!" It was Faye! 'You're not Snope! You're ... WHO ARE YOU?'
'Snope' pulled off his latex mask, revealing arguably the ugliest Oprah Winfrey lookalike in Dorking.
By now, LaVonne's feet secretion was on sale in Debenhams (Verruca Dreams). She hoped to expand the line to include Sweet Polyps, Pus! but extracting the goo from strangers.
There's a bar in Tibet where learned monks sup their fermented milk. On the wall there hangs the dar icog that shows a rampant yak on
Tigereye 08-10-2007, 03:11 PM Snope took her in the back passage where various bits had been shoved including arguably the largest radish in Nuneaton. "I'm sure I left my election manifesto in there. Large root plants make quite the perfect suppository!"
"You're mad!" It was Faye! 'You're not Snope! You're ... WHO ARE YOU?'
'Snope' pulled off his latex mask, revealing arguably the ugliest Oprah Winfrey lookalike in Dorking.
By now, LaVonne's feet secretion was on sale in Debenhams (Verruca Dreams). She hoped to expand the line to include Sweet Polyps, Pus! but extracting the goo from strangers.
There's a bar in Tibet where learned monks sup their fermented milk. On the wall there hangs the dar icog that shows a rampant yak on roller blades and an ox on
Coastie 09-10-2007, 03:23 AM Snope took her in the back passage where various bits had been shoved including arguably the largest radish in Nuneaton. "I'm sure I left my election manifesto in there. Large root plants make quite the perfect suppository!"
"You're mad!" It was Faye! 'You're not Snope! You're ... WHO ARE YOU?'
'Snope' pulled off his latex mask, revealing arguably the ugliest Oprah Winfrey lookalike in Dorking.
By now, LaVonne's feet secretion was on sale in Debenhams (Verruca Dreams). She hoped to expand the line to include Sweet Polyps, Pus! but extracting the goo from strangers.
There's a bar in Tibet where learned monks sup their fermented milk. On the wall there hangs the dar icog that shows a rampant yak on roller blades and an ox on hormone replacement. It has...
Tigereye 09-10-2007, 11:57 AM Snope took her in the back passage where various bits had been shoved including arguably the largest radish in Nuneaton. "I'm sure I left my election manifesto in there. Large root plants make quite the perfect suppository!"
"You're mad!" It was Faye! 'You're not Snope! You're ... WHO ARE YOU?'
'Snope' pulled off his latex mask, revealing arguably the ugliest Oprah Winfrey lookalike in Dorking.
By now, LaVonne's feet secretion was on sale in Debenhams (Verruca Dreams). She hoped to expand the line to include Sweet Polyps, Pus! but extracting the goo from strangers.
There's a bar in Tibet where learned monks sup their fermented milk. On the wall there hangs the dar icog that shows a rampant yak on roller blades and an ox on hormone replacement.
It has no booze for sale but
Coastie 10-10-2007, 04:55 AM Snope took her in the back passage where various bits had been shoved including arguably the largest radish in Nuneaton. "I'm sure I left my election manifesto in there. Large root plants make quite the perfect suppository!"
"You're mad!" It was Faye! 'You're not Snope! You're ... WHO ARE YOU?'
'Snope' pulled off his latex mask, revealing arguably the ugliest Oprah Winfrey lookalike in Dorking.
By now, LaVonne's feet secretion was on sale in Debenhams (Verruca Dreams). She hoped to expand the line to include Sweet Polyps, Pus! but extracting the goo from strangers.
There's a bar in Tibet where learned monks sup their fermented milk. On the wall there hangs the dar icog that shows a rampant yak on roller blades and an ox on hormone replacement.
It has no booze for sale but more sour milk than a half...
Tigereye 10-10-2007, 03:52 PM Snope took her in the back passage where various bits had been shoved including arguably the largest radish in Nuneaton. "I'm sure I left my election manifesto in there. Large root plants make quite the perfect suppository!"
"You're mad!" It was Faye! 'You're not Snope! You're ... WHO ARE YOU?'
'Snope' pulled off his latex mask, revealing arguably the ugliest Oprah Winfrey lookalike in Dorking.
By now, LaVonne's feet secretion was on sale in Debenhams (Verruca Dreams). She hoped to expand the line to include Sweet Polyps, Pus! but extracting the goo from strangers.
There's a bar in Tibet where learned monks sup their fermented milk. On the wall there hangs the dar icog that shows a rampant yak on roller blades and an ox on hormone replacement.
It has no booze for sale but more sour milk than a half demented wet nurse with her
survivorfan 10-10-2007, 06:10 PM Snope took her in the back passage where various bits had been shoved including arguably the largest radish in Nuneaton. "I'm sure I left my election manifesto in there. Large root plants make quite the perfect suppository!"
"You're mad!" It was Faye! 'You're not Snope! You're ... WHO ARE YOU?'
'Snope' pulled off his latex mask, revealing arguably the ugliest Oprah Winfrey lookalike in Dorking.
By now, LaVonne's feet secretion was on sale in Debenhams (Verruca Dreams). She hoped to expand the line to include Sweet Polyps, Pus! but extracting the goo from strangers.
There's a bar in Tibet where learned monks sup their fermented milk. On the wall there hangs the dar icog that shows a rampant yak on roller blades and an ox on hormone replacement.
It has no booze for sale but more sour milk than a half demented wet nurse with her nipples hooked up to a 5
Tigereye 11-10-2007, 09:47 AM Snope took her in the back passage where various bits had been shoved including arguably the largest radish in Nuneaton. "I'm sure I left my election manifesto in there. Large root plants make quite the perfect suppository!"
"You're mad!" It was Faye! 'You're not Snope! You're ... WHO ARE YOU?'
'Snope' pulled off his latex mask, revealing arguably the ugliest Oprah Winfrey lookalike in Dorking.
By now, LaVonne's feet secretion was on sale in Debenhams (Verruca Dreams). She hoped to expand the line to include Sweet Polyps, Pus! but extracting the goo from strangers.
There's a bar in Tibet where learned monks sup their fermented milk. On the wall there hangs the dar icog that shows a rampant yak on roller blades and an ox on hormone replacement.
It has no booze for sale but more sour milk than a half demented wet nurse with her nipples hooked up to a 5 Star 12" single on a
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