Let's write a novel together. Each person carries on from the last person's entry, writing exactly seven syllables each. You can't make two successive entries - someone else has to have a go before you can go again. I'll start us off...



A floorboard creaked somewhere in

A floorboard creaked somewhere in defiance of the solemn

A floorboard creaked somewhere in defiance of the solemn poetry Fiona was

A floorboard creaked somewhere in defiance of the solemn poetry Fiona was burning in the grate. Her hackles

(Btw, lets break at each new paragraph - rather than pasting big chunks of it each time, yes?)

Roger that red leader

A floorboard creaked somewhere in defiance of the solemn poetry Fiona was burning in the grate. Her hackles rose as she heard Anton's voice

A floorboard creaked somewhere in defiance of the solemn poetry Fiona was burning in the grate. Her hackles quivered, she stole a glance

Ignore her, I was first :devil:

A floorboard creaked somewhere in defiance of the solemn poetry Fiona was burning in the grate. Her hackles rose as she heard Anton's voice fluting through the corridors.

Ignore her, I was first :devil:

LMAO - it took me ages to count the syllables!! Then I got onto wondering whether regional differences would count .... doh!!




A floorboard creaked somewhere in defiance of the solemn poetry Fiona was burning in the grate. Her hackles rose as she heard Anton's voice fluting through the corridors. His mere presence gave her

A floorboard creaked somewhere in defiance of the solemn poetry Fiona was burning in the grate. Her hackles rose as she heard Anton's voice fluting through the corridors. His mere presence gave her a feeling of dread - in fact

A floorboard creaked somewhere in defiance of the solemn poetry Fiona was burning in the grate. Her hackles rose as she heard Anton's voice fluting through the corridors. His mere presence gave her a feeling of dread - in fact the feeling was so strong that

A floorboard creaked somewhere in defiance of the solemn poetry Fiona was burning in the grate. Her hackles rose as she heard Anton's voice fluting through the corridors. His mere presence gave her a feeling of dread - in fact the feeling was so strong that she fled down the tunnel to

A floorboard creaked somewhere in defiance of the solemn poetry Fiona was burning in the grate. Her hackles rose as she heard Anton's voice fluting through the corridors. His mere presence gave her a feeling of dread - in fact the feeling was so strong that she fled down the tunnel to escape it.

Emerging in

Emerging in the night sky, a ghostly moon

Emerging in the night sky, a ghostly moon threw milky shadows onto

Emerging in the night sky, a ghostly moon threw milky shadows onto Fiona's upturned face as

Emerging in the night sky, a ghostly moon threw milky shadows onto Fiona's upturned face as she sighed with relief at

Emerging in the night sky, a ghostly moon threw milky shadows onto Fiona's upturned face as she sighed with relief at the thought that by Tuesday evening

Emerging in the night sky, a ghostly moon threw milky shadows onto Fiona's upturned face as she sighed with relief at the thought that by Tuesday evening Anton would be dead.

"Please, please

"Please, please me, oh yeah..." the old Beatles

"Please, please me, oh yeah..." the old Beatles song went through her mind as she

"Please, please me, oh yeah..." the old Beatles song went through her mind as she, with great determination,

"Please, please me, oh yeah..." the old Beatles song went through her mind as she, with great determination, began to climb the ancient

"Please, please me, oh yeah..." the old Beatles song went through her mind as she, with great determination, began to climb the ancient oak tree at the tunnel's mouth.

"Please, please me, oh yeah..." the old Beatles song went through her mind as she, with great determination, began to climb the ancient oak tree at the tunnel's mouth. To her surprise, she was not

"Please, please me, oh yeah..." the old Beatles song went through her mind as she, with great determination, began to climb the ancient oak tree at the tunnel's mouth. To her surprise, she was not scared. Instead, she was angry!

"Please, please me, oh yeah..." the old Beatles song went through her mind as she, with great determination, began to climb the ancient oak tree at the tunnel's mouth. To her surprise, she was not scared. Instead, she was angry! Angry at the thought of that

"Please, please me, oh yeah..." the old Beatles song went through her mind as she, with great determination, began to climb the ancient oak tree at the tunnel's mouth. To her surprise, she was not scared. Instead, she was angry! Angry at the thought of that beast Anton and his brutal

"Please, please me, oh yeah..." the old Beatles song went through her mind as she, with great determination, began to climb the ancient oak tree at the tunnel's mouth. To her surprise, she was not scared. Instead, she was angry! Angry at the thought of that beast Anton and his brutal ways, his sarcastic tongue, his

"Please, please me, oh yeah..." the old Beatles song went through her mind as she, with great determination, began to climb the ancient oak tree at the tunnel's mouth. To her surprise, she was not scared. Instead, she was angry! Angry at the thought of that beast Anton and his brutal ways, his sarcastic tongue, his blasted wooden leg and the

"Please, please me, oh yeah..." the old Beatles song went through her mind as she, with great determination, began to climb the ancient oak tree at the tunnel's mouth. To her surprise, she was not scared. Instead, she was angry! Angry at the thought of that beast Anton and his brutal ways, his sarcastic tongue, his blasted wooden leg and the soft tick, tick, tock of his large

"Please, please me, oh yeah..." the old Beatles song went through her mind as she, with great determination, began to climb the ancient oak tree at the tunnel's mouth. To her surprise, she was not scared. Instead, she was angry! Angry at the thought of that beast Anton and his brutal ways, his sarcastic tongue, his blasted wooden leg and the soft tick, tick, tock of his large antique gold pocket watch

Please, please me, oh yeah..." the old Beatles song went through her mind as she, with great determination, began to climb the ancient oak tree at the tunnel's mouth. To her surprise, she was not scared. Instead, she was angry! Angry at the thought of that beast Anton and his brutal ways, his sarcastic tongue, his blasted wooden leg and the soft tick, tick, tock of his large antique gold pocket watch. "Ouch", Fiona cried, when a

Please, please me, oh yeah..." the old Beatles song went through her mind as she, with great determination, began to climb the ancient oak tree at the tunnel's mouth. To her surprise, she was not scared. Instead, she was angry! Angry at the thought of that beast Anton and his brutal ways, his sarcastic tongue, his blasted wooden leg and the soft tick, tick, tock of his large antique gold pocket watch. "Ouch", Fiona cried, when a sharp twig caught her panty hose.

Please, please me, oh yeah..." the old Beatles song went through her mind as she, with great determination, began to climb the ancient oak tree at the tunnel's mouth. To her surprise, she was not scared. Instead, she was angry! Angry at the thought of that beast Anton and his brutal ways, his sarcastic tongue, his blasted wooden leg and the soft tick, tick, tock of his large antique gold pocket watch. "Ouch", Fiona cried, when a sharp twig caught her panty hose. "I knew it was a mistake

Please, please me, oh yeah..." the old Beatles song went through her mind as she, with great determination, began to climb the ancient oak tree at the tunnel's mouth. To her surprise, she was not scared. Instead, she was angry! Angry at the thought of that beast Anton and his brutal ways, his sarcastic tongue, his blasted wooden leg and the soft tick, tick, tock of his large antique gold pocket watch. "Ouch", Fiona cried, when a sharp twig caught her panty hose. "I knew it was a mistake to leave my home in Istanbul

Please, please me, oh yeah..." the old Beatles song went through her mind as she, with great determination, began to climb the ancient oak tree at the tunnel's mouth. To her surprise, she was not scared. Instead, she was angry! Angry at the thought of that beast Anton and his brutal ways, his sarcastic tongue, his blasted wooden leg and the soft tick, tick, tock of his large antique gold pocket watch. "Ouch", Fiona cried, when a sharp twig caught her panty hose. "I knew it was a mistake to leave my home in Istanbul and embark on such a mad

Please, please me, oh yeah..." the old Beatles song went through her mind as she, with great determination, began to climb the ancient oak tree at the tunnel's mouth. To her surprise, she was not scared. Instead, she was angry! Angry at the thought of that beast Anton and his brutal ways, his sarcastic tongue, his blasted wooden leg and the soft tick, tick, tock of his large antique gold pocket watch. "Ouch", Fiona cried, when a sharp twig caught her panty hose. "I knew it was a mistake to leave my home in Istanbul and embark on such a mad adventure."

A window shone

Please, please me, oh yeah..." the old Beatles song went through her mind as she, with great determination, began to climb the ancient oak tree at the tunnel's mouth. To her surprise, she was not scared. Instead, she was angry! Angry at the thought of that beast Anton and his brutal ways, his sarcastic tongue, his blasted wooden leg and the soft tick, tick, tock of his large antique gold pocket watch. "Ouch", Fiona cried, when a sharp twig caught her panty hose. "I knew it was a mistake to leave my home in Istanbul and embark on such a mad adventure."

A window shone a steely blue from the glow

of the full moon in the velvet

A window shone a steely blue from the glow of the full moon in the velvet darkness of the midnight sky

A window shone a steely blue from the glow of the full moon in the velvet darkness of the midnight sky. Surreptitiously Anton

A window shone a steely blue from the glow of the full moon in the velvet darkness of the midnight sky. Surreptitiously Anton withdrew a small phial from the

A window shone a steely blue from the glow of the full moon in the velvet darkness of the midnight sky. Surreptitiously Anton withdrew a small phial from the pocket of his velvet waist

A window shone a steely blue from the glow of the full moon in the velvet darkness of the midnight sky. Surreptitiously Anton withdrew a small phial from the pocket of his velvet waist coat, he bit off the top and

A window shone a steely blue from the glow of the full moon in the velvet darkness of the midnight sky. Surreptitiously Anton withdrew a small phial from the pocket of his velvet waist coat, he bit off the top and drank the contents in one gulp.

A window shone a steely blue from the glow of the full moon in the velvet darkness of the midnight sky. Surreptitiously Anton withdrew a small phial from the pocket of his velvet waist coat, he bit off the top and drank the contents in one gulp. As the liquid touched the back

A window shone a steely blue from the glow of the full moon in the velvet darkness of the midnight sky. Surreptitiously Anton withdrew a small phial from the pocket of his velvet waist coat, he bit off the top and drank the contents in one gulp. As the liquid touched the back of his throat, he gagged and yelled

A window shone a steely blue from the glow of the full moon in the velvet darkness of the midnight sky. Surreptitiously Anton withdrew a small phial from the pocket of his velvet waist coat, he bit off the top and drank the contents in one gulp. As the liquid touched the back of his throat, he gagged and yelled "Fiona, Fiona, why

A window shone a steely blue from the glow of the full moon in the velvet darkness of the midnight sky. Surreptitiously Anton withdrew a small phial from the pocket of his velvet waist coat, he bit off the top and drank the contents in one gulp. As the liquid touched the back of his throat, he gagged and yelled "Fiona, Fiona, why you...you..." and fell to the ground



I hope nothing bad happens to Fiona:mad2:

In the warmth of their bed, Faye

In the warmth of their bed, Faye turned down the page of her book

In the warmth of their bed, Faye turned down the page of her book and turned to Fiona.

"Tell

In the warmth of their bed, Faye turned down the page of her book and turned to Fiona.

"Tell me what Anton was like as

In the warmth of their bed, Faye turned down the page of her book and turned to Fiona.

"Tell me what Anton was like as a plumber."
Fiona winced

In the warmth of their bed, Faye turned down the page of her book and turned to Fiona.

"Tell me what Anton was like as a plumber."
Fiona winced as she told Faye of the time

In the warmth of their bed, Faye turned down the page of her book and turned to Fiona.

"Tell me what Anton was like as a plumber." Fiona winced as she told Faye of the time she sprung a leak in her downpipe

In the warmth of their bed, Faye turned down the page of her book and turned to Fiona.

"Tell me what Anton was like as a plumber." Fiona winced as she told Faye of the time she sprung a leak in her downpipe

er sorry Patsy I think thats eight

She 1 sprung 2 a 3 leak 4 in 5 her 6 down 7 pipe 8

pedant...............

In the warmth of their bed, Faye turned down the page of her book and turned to Fiona.

"Tell me what Anton was like as a plumber." Fiona winced as she told Faye of the time she sprung a leak in her waste

Yes I am

In the warmth of their bed, Faye turned down the page of her book and turned to Fiona.

"Tell me what Anton was like as a plumber." Fiona winced as she told Faye of the time she sprung a leak in her waste disposal unit under

In the warmth of their bed, Faye turned down the page of her book and turned to Fiona.

"Tell me what Anton was like as a plumber." Fiona winced as she told Faye of the time she sprung a leak in her waste disposal unit under the butler's sink in the small

better?

In the warmth of their bed, Faye turned down the page of her book and turned to Fiona.

"Tell me what Anton was like as a plumber." Fiona winced as she told Faye of the time she sprung a leak in her waste disposal unit under the butler's sink in the small utility room downstairs.

Much

In the warmth of their bed, Faye turned down the page of her book and turned to Fiona.

"Tell me what Anton was like as a plumber." Fiona winced as she told Faye of the time she sprung a leak in her waste disposal unit under the butler's sink in the small utility room downstairs. Sighing in frustration, she

In the warmth of their bed, Faye turned down the page of her book and turned to Fiona.

"Tell me what Anton was like as a plumber." Fiona winced as she told Faye of the time she sprung a leak in her waste disposal unit under the butler's sink in the small utility room downstairs. Sighing in frustration, she gently crested fays bosom

In the warmth of their bed, Faye turned down the page of her book and turned to Fiona.

"Tell me what Anton was like as a plumber." Fiona winced as she told Faye of the time she sprung a leak in her waste disposal unit under the butler's sink in the small utility room downstairs. Sighing in frustration, she gently crested fays bosom While trying to think of a

In the warmth of their bed, Faye turned down the page of her book and turned to Fiona.

"Tell me what Anton was like as a plumber." Fiona winced as she told Faye of the time she sprung a leak in her waste disposal unit under the butler's sink in the small utility room downstairs. Sighing in frustration, she gently caressed Faye's bosom while trying to think of a seven letter word ending

In the warmth of their bed, Faye turned down the page of her book and turned to Fiona.

"Tell me what Anton was like as a plumber." Fiona winced as she told Faye of the time she sprung a leak in her waste disposal unit under the butler's sink in the small utility room downstairs. Sighing in frustration, she gently caressed Faye's bosom while trying to think of a seven letter word ending .... 'off' to show her daughter Faye

:angry:

In the warmth of their bed, Faye turned down the page of her book and turned to Fiona.

"Tell me what Anton was like as a plumber." Fiona winced as she told Faye of the time she sprung a leak in her waste disposal unit under the butler's sink in the small utility room downstairs. Sighing in frustration, she gently caressed Faye's bosom while trying to think of a seven letter word ending .... 'off' to show her daughter Faye

Fiona knew that incest

Fiona knew that incest ran in her family, but

In the warmth of their bed, Faye turned down the page of her book and turned to Fiona.

"Tell me what Anton was like as a plumber." Fiona winced as she told Faye of the time she sprung a leak in her waste disposal unit under the butler's sink in the small utility room downstairs. Sighing in frustration, she gently caressed Faye's bosom while trying to think of a seven letter word ending .... 'off' to show her daughter Faye.

Fiona knew that incest ran in the family but to make Faye's dress fit

In the warmth of their bed, Faye turned down the page of her book and turned to Fiona.

"Tell me what Anton was like as a plumber." Fiona winced as she told Faye of the time she sprung a leak in her waste disposal unit under the butler's sink in the small utility room downstairs. Sighing in frustration, she gently caressed Faye's bosom while trying to think of a seven letter word ending .... 'off' to show her daughter Faye.

Fiona knew that incest ran in the family but to make Faye's dress fit for her upcoming nuptials

In the warmth of their bed, Faye turned down the page of her book and turned to Fiona.

"Tell me what Anton was like as a plumber." Fiona winced as she told Faye of the time she sprung a leak in her waste disposal unit under the butler's sink in the small utility room downstairs. Sighing in frustration, she gently caressed Faye's bosom while trying to think of a seven letter word ending .... 'off' to show her daughter Faye.

Fiona knew that incest ran in the family but to make Faye's dress fit for her upcoming nuptials, she had to keep her breasts in

In the warmth of their bed, Faye turned down the page of her book and turned to Fiona.

"Tell me what Anton was like as a plumber." Fiona winced as she told Faye of the time she sprung a leak in her waste disposal unit under the butler's sink in the small utility room downstairs. Sighing in frustration, she gently caressed Faye's bosom while trying to think of a seven letter word ending .... 'off' to show her daughter Faye.

Fiona knew that incest ran in the family but to make Faye's dress fit for her upcoming nuptials, she had to keep her breasts in hermetic'ly sealed boxes

In the warmth of their bed, Faye turned down the page of her book and turned to Fiona.

"Tell me what Anton was like as a plumber." Fiona winced as she told Faye of the time she sprung a leak in her waste disposal unit under the butler's sink in the small utility room downstairs. Sighing in frustration, she gently caressed Faye's bosom while trying to think of a seven letter word ending .... 'off' to show her daughter Faye.

Fiona knew that incest ran in the family but to make Faye's dress fit for her upcoming nuptials, she had to keep her breasts in hermetic'ly sealed boxes. Only this way would Anton

In the warmth of their bed, Faye turned down the page of her book and turned to Fiona.

"Tell me what Anton was like as a plumber." Fiona winced as she told Faye of the time she sprung a leak in her waste disposal unit under the butler's sink in the small utility room downstairs. Sighing in frustration, she gently caressed Faye's bosom while trying to think of a seven letter word ending .... 'off' to show her daughter Faye.

Fiona knew that incest ran in the family but to make Faye's dress fit for her upcoming nuptials, she had to keep her breasts in hermetic'ly sealed boxes. Only this way would Anton not discover that she was

In the warmth of their bed, Faye turned down the page of her book and turned to Fiona.

"Tell me what Anton was like as a plumber." Fiona winced as she told Faye of the time she sprung a leak in her waste disposal unit under the butler's sink in the small utility room downstairs. Sighing in frustration, she gently caressed Faye's bosom while trying to think of a seven letter word ending .... 'off' to show her daughter Faye.

Fiona knew that incest ran in the family but to make Faye's dress fit for her upcoming nuptials, she had to keep her breasts in hermetic'ly sealed boxes. Only this way would Anton not discover that she was a danger to shipping should

In the warmth of their bed, Faye turned down the page of her book and turned to Fiona.

"Tell me what Anton was like as a plumber." Fiona winced as she told Faye of the time she sprung a leak in her waste disposal unit under the butler's sink in the small utility room downstairs. Sighing in frustration, she gently caressed Faye's bosom while trying to think of a seven letter word ending .... 'off' to show her daughter Faye.

Fiona knew that incest ran in the family but to make Faye's dress fit for her upcoming nuptials, she had to keep her breasts in hermetic'ly sealed boxes. Only this way would Anton not discover that she was a danger to shipping should she be floating on her back

Fiona knew that incest ran in the family but to make Faye's dress fit for her upcoming nuptials, she had to keep her breasts in hermetic'ly sealed boxes. Only this way would Anton not discover that she was a danger to shipping should she be floating on her back, or tear her intercostals

Fiona knew that incest ran in the family but to make Faye's dress fit for her upcoming nuptials, she had to keep her breasts in hermetic'ly sealed boxes. Only this way would Anton not discover that she was a danger to shipping should she be floating on her back, or tear her intercostals from their mountings and throw them

Fiona knew that incest ran in the family but to make Faye's dress fit for her upcoming nuptials, she had to keep her breasts in hermetic'ly sealed boxes. Only this way would Anton not discover that she was a danger to shipping should she be floating on her back, or tear her intercostals from their mountings and throw them to the giant albatross.

Fiona knew that incest ran in the family but to make Faye's dress fit for her upcoming nuptials, she had to keep her breasts in hermetic'ly sealed boxes. Only this way would Anton not discover that she was a danger to shipping should she be floating on her back, or tear her intercostals from their mountings and throw them to the giant albatross.

Only industrial strength

Fiona knew that incest ran in the family but to make Faye's dress fit for her upcoming nuptials, she had to keep her breasts in hermetic'ly sealed boxes. Only this way would Anton not discover that she was a danger to shipping should she be floating on her back, or tear her intercostals from their mountings and throw them to the giant albatross.

Only industrial strength adhesive could keep them in

Fiona knew that incest ran in the family but to make Faye's dress fit for her upcoming nuptials, she had to keep her breasts in hermetic'ly sealed boxes. Only this way would Anton not discover that she was a danger to shipping should she be floating on her back, or tear her intercostals from their mountings and throw them to the giant albatross.

Only industrial strength adhesive could keep them in check long enough for Anton

Fiona knew that incest ran in the family but to make Faye's dress fit for her upcoming nuptials, she had to keep her breasts in hermetic'ly sealed boxes. Only this way would Anton not discover that she was a danger to shipping should she be floating on her back, or tear her intercostals from their mountings and throw them to the giant albatross.

Only industrial strength adhesive could keep them in check long enough for Anton to believe that she was just

Fiona knew that incest ran in the family but to make Faye's dress fit for her upcoming nuptials, she had to keep her breasts in hermetic'ly sealed boxes. Only this way would Anton not discover that she was a danger to shipping should she be floating on her back, or tear her intercostals from their mountings and throw them to the giant albatross.

Only industrial strength adhesive could keep them in check long enough for Anton to believe that she was just the perfect shipmate for his

........oops

Fiona knew that incest ran in the family but to make Faye's dress fit for her upcoming nuptials, she had to keep her breasts in hermetic'ly sealed boxes. Only this way would Anton not discover that she was a danger to shipping should she be floating on her back, or tear her intercostals from their mountings and throw them to the giant albatross.

Only industrial strength adhesive could keep them in check long enough for Anton to believe that she was just the perfect shipmate for his imaginary friend Fritz

Fiona knew that incest ran in the family but to make Faye's dress fit for her upcoming nuptials, she had to keep her breasts in hermetic'ly sealed boxes. Only this way would Anton not discover that she was a danger to shipping should she be floating on her back, or tear her intercostals from their mountings and throw them to the giant albatross.

Only industrial strength adhesive could keep them in check long enough for Anton to believe that she was just the perfect shipmate for his imaginary friend Fritz, thus resolving the age-old

Only industrial strength adhesive could keep them in check long enough for Anton to believe that she was just the perfect shipmate for his imaginary friend Fritz, thus resolving the age-old conundrum.

Sheelagh painted

Only industrial strength adhesive could keep them in check long enough for Anton to believe that she was just the perfect shipmate for his imaginary friend Fritz, thus resolving the age-old conundrum.

Sheelagh painted the scene before her in an

Only industrial strength adhesive could keep them in check long enough for Anton to believe that she was just the perfect shipmate for his imaginary friend Fritz, thus resolving the age-old conundrum.

Sheelagh painted the scene before her in an Expressionist style, using

Sheelagh painted the scene before her in an Expressionist style, using oils and colourful language.

Sheelagh painted the scene before her in an Expressionist style, using oils and colourful language. Her hatred for Anton made

Sheelagh painted the scene before her in an Expressionist style, using oils and colourful language. Her hatred for Anton made her nostrils expand until
__________________

Sheelagh painted the scene before her in an Expressionist style, using oils and colourful language. Her hatred for Anton made her nostrils expand until her septum fell into her

Sheelagh painted the scene before her in an Expressionist style, using oils and colourful language. Her hatred for Anton made her nostrils expand until her septum fell into her lap. She thought of the time Ant

Sheelagh painted the scene before her in an Expressionist style, using oils and colourful language. Her hatred for Anton made her nostrils expand until her septum fell into her lap. She thought of the time Anton's imaginary friend

Her hatred for Anton made her nostrils expand until her septum fell into her lap. She thought of the time Anton's imaginary friend let his bogey fall into

Her hatred for Anton made her nostrils expand until her septum fell into her lap. She thought of the time Anton's imaginary friend let his bogey fall into disuse, and the trouble she'd

Her hatred for Anton made her nostrils expand until her septum fell into her lap. She thought of the time Anton's imaginary friend let his bogey fall into disuse, and the trouble she'd encountered as a transsex

Her hatred for Anton made her nostrils expand until her septum fell into her lap. She thought of the time Anton's imaginary friend let his bogey fall into disuse, and the trouble she'd encountered as a transsexual. Her thoughts often took strange

Her hatred for Anton made her nostrils expand until her septum fell into her lap. She thought of the time Anton's imaginary friend let his bogey fall into disuse, and the trouble she'd encountered as a transsexual. Her thoughts often took strange shapes. This one was a crushed cube.

She thought of when she, Anton,

She thought of when she, Anton, Anton's pet Iguana

She thought of when she, Anton, Anton's pet Iguana and her dog all went to town

She thought of when she, Anton, Anton's pet Iguana and her dog all went to town on a green unicycle

She thought of when she, Anton, Anton's pet Iguana and her dog all went to town on a green unicycle and the pain it had caused

She thought of when she, Anton, Anton's pet Iguana and her dog all went to town on a green unicycle and the pain it had caused the business community,

She thought of when she, Anton, Anton's pet Iguana and her dog all went to town on a green unicycle and the pain it had caused the business community, when it exploded under

She thought of when she, Anton, Anton's pet Iguana and her dog all went to town on a green unicycle and the pain it had caused the business community, when it exploded under the shopping arcade. Flashing

She thought of when she, Anton, Anton's pet Iguana and her dog all went to town on a green unicycle and the pain it had caused the business community, when it exploded under the shopping arcade. Flashing with anger she picked up the

She thought of when she, Anton, Anton's pet Iguana and her dog all went to town on a green unicycle and the pain it had caused the business community, when it exploded under the shopping arcade. Flashing Blade was there in an instant

(am ignoring Patsy, cos she's a loon)


She thought of when she, Anton, Anton's pet Iguana and her dog all went to town on a green unicycle and the pain it had caused the business community, when it exploded under the shopping arcade. Flashing with anger she picked up the remote control and re-wound

She thought of when she, Anton, Anton's pet Iguana and her dog all went to town on a green unicycle and the pain it had caused the business community, when it exploded under the shopping arcade. Flashing with anger she picked up the remote control and re-wound her life to a time when the

She thought of when she, Anton, Anton's pet Iguana and her dog all went to town on a green unicycle and the pain it had caused the business community, when it exploded under the shopping arcade. Flashing with anger she picked up the remote control and re-wound her life to a time when the only problem she had was

She thought of when she, Anton, Anton's pet Iguana and her dog all went to town on a green unicycle and the pain it had caused the business community, when it exploded under the shopping arcade. Flashing with anger she picked up the remote control and re-wound her life to a time when the only problem she had was having to choose between pink

She thought of when she, Anton, Anton's pet Iguana and her dog all went to town on a green unicycle and the pain it had caused the business community, when it exploded under the shopping arcade. Flashing with anger she picked up the remote control and re-wound her life to a time when the only problem she had was having to choose between pinky and perky, when her sense

She thought of when she, Anton, Anton's pet Iguana and her dog all went to town on a green unicycle and the pain it had caused the business community, when it exploded under the shopping arcade. Flashing with anger she picked up the remote control and re-wound her life to a time when the only problem she had was having to choose between pinky and perky, when her sense of balance was so good that

She thought of when she, Anton, Anton's pet Iguana and her dog all went to town on a green unicycle and the pain it had caused the business community, when it exploded under the shopping arcade. Flashing with anger she picked up the remote control and re-wound her life to a time when the only problem she had was having to choose between pinky and perky, when her sense of balance was so good that she was often seen riding

She thought of when she, Anton, Anton's pet Iguana and her dog all went to town on a green unicycle and the pain it had caused the business community, when it exploded under the shopping arcade. Flashing with anger she picked up the remote control and re-wound her life to a time when the only problem she had was having to choose between pinky and perky, when her sense of balance was so good that she was often seen riding around blindfold on one of

She thought of when she, Anton, Anton's pet Iguana and her dog all went to town on a green unicycle and the pain it had caused the business community, when it exploded under the shopping arcade. Flashing with anger she picked up the remote control and re-wound her life to a time when the only problem she had was having to choose between pinky and perky, when her sense of balance was so good that she was often seen riding around blindfold on one of her unicycles behind

She thought of when she, Anton, Anton's pet Iguana and her dog all went to town on a green unicycle and the pain it had caused the business community, when it exploded under the shopping arcade. Flashing with anger she picked up the remote control and re-wound her life to a time when the only problem she had was having to choose between pinky and perky, when her sense of balance was so good that she was often seen riding around blindfold on one of her unicycles behind the bike sheds.

The incessant

The incessant ringing of her Nokia

She thought of when she, Anton, Anton's pet Iguana and her dog all went to town on a green unicycle and the pain it had caused the business community, when it exploded under the shopping arcade. Flashing with anger she picked up the remote control and re-wound her life to a time when the only problem she had was having to choose between pinky and perky, when her sense of balance was so good that she was often seen riding around blindfold on one of her unicycles behind the bike sheds.

The incessant clamour of approaching fire

The incessant ringing of her Nokia woke Fiona from a deep

(Sorry Fee, SF sneaked one in)

She thought of when she, Anton, Anton's pet Iguana and her dog all went to town on a green unicycle and the pain it had caused the business community, when it exploded under the shopping arcade. Flashing with anger she picked up the remote control and re-wound her life to a time when the only problem she had was having to choose between pinky and perky, when her sense of balance was so good that she was often seen riding around blindfold on one of her unicycles behind the bike sheds.

The incessant clamour of approaching fire hydrants in slow mutation

The incessant ringing of her Nokia woke Fiona from a deep sleep and disturbing dreams of


(Patsy - get a grip, woman.)

No, Fee's came before Nox's. It did on my computer anyway.

The incessant ringing of her Nokia woke Fiona from a deep sleep and disturbing dreams of mutating fire hydrants. It

The incessant ringing of her Nokia woke Fiona from a deep sleep and disturbing dreams of mutating fire hydrants. It vibrated through the duvet

The incessant ringing of her Nokia woke Fiona from a deep sleep and disturbing dreams of mutating fire hydrants. It vibrated through the duvet like farts through feathers after a

No, Fee's came before Nox's. It did on my computer anyway.

Yes, but after mine. Get a grip woman!

Oops, sorry, my crystal ball needs cleaning, obviously. Move on please. :bored:

The incessant ringing of her Nokia woke Fiona from a deep sleep and disturbing dreams of mutating fire hydrants. It vibrated through the duvet like farts through feathers after a curry night in a hen house.

The incessant ringing of her Nokia woke Fiona from a deep sleep and disturbing dreams of mutating fire hydrants. It vibrated through the duvet like farts through feathers after a curry night in a hen house. Eventually she picked it up

The incessant ringing of her Nokia woke Fiona from a deep sleep and disturbing dreams of mutating fire hydrants. It vibrated through the duvet like farts through feathers after a curry night in a hen house. Eventually she picked it up and heard a weak rasping voice

Oops, sorry, my crystal ball needs cleaning, obviously. Move on please. :bored:

Sorry my mistake! Have moved on.

The incessant ringing of her Nokia woke Fiona from a deep sleep and disturbing dreams of mutating fire hydrants. It vibrated through the duvet like farts through feathers after a curry night in a hen house. Eventually she picked it up and heard a weak rasping voice. She recognised it immed

The incessant ringing of her Nokia woke Fiona from a deep sleep and disturbing dreams of mutating fire hydrants. It vibrated through the duvet like farts through feathers after a curry night in a hen house. Eventually she picked it up and heard a weak rasping voice. She recognised it immediately. "Anton? ANTON!!!

The incessant ringing of her Nokia woke Fiona from a deep sleep and disturbing dreams of mutating fire hydrants. It vibrated through the duvet like farts through feathers after a curry night in a hen house. Eventually she picked it up and heard a weak rasping voice. She recognised it immediately. "Anton? ANTON!!!"

"Yes." She could barely make out

The incessant ringing of her Nokia woke Fiona from a deep sleep and disturbing dreams of mutating fire hydrants. It vibrated through the duvet like farts through feathers after a curry night in a hen house. Eventually she picked it up and heard a weak rasping voice. She recognised it immediately. "Anton? ANTON!!!"

"Yes." She could barely make out with Henri, who lay beside

"Yes." She could barely make out with Henri, who lay beside her, his hairy hand on her

"Yes." She could barely make out with Henri, who lay beside her, his hairy hand on her copy of Treasure Island.

"Yes." She could barely make out with Henri, who lay beside her, his hairy hand on her copy of Treasure Island. A gym lad ran by, fit and

"Yes." She could barely make out with Henri, who lay beside her, his hairy hand on her copy of Treasure Island. A gym lad ran by, fit and thrusting in a miniscule

"Yes." She could barely make out with Henri, who lay beside her, his hairy hand on her copy of Treasure Island. A gym lad ran by, fit and thrusting in a miniscule pair of trunks that barely held

"Yes." She could barely make out with Henri, who lay beside her, his hairy hand on her copy of Treasure Island. A gym lad ran by, fit and thrusting in a miniscule pair of trunks that barely held her attention as she was

"Yes." She could barely make out with Henri, who lay beside her, his hairy hand on her copy of Treasure Island. A gym lad ran by, fit and thrusting in a miniscule pair of trunks that barely held her attention as she was suddenly struck blind. "Phew!" gasped

"Yes." She could barely make out with Henri, who lay beside her, his hairy hand on her copy of Treasure Island. A gym lad ran by, fit and thrusting in a miniscule pair of trunks that barely held her attention as she was suddenly struck blind. "Phew!" gasped Billy Bones, in her fevered

"Yes." She could barely make out with Henri, who lay beside her, his hairy hand on her copy of Treasure Island. A gym lad ran by, fit and thrusting in a miniscule pair of trunks that barely held her attention as she was suddenly struck blind. "Phew!" gasped Billy Bones, in her fevered ear, " 'E loooks livesey enough

"Yes." She could barely make out with Henri, who lay beside her, his hairy hand on her copy of Treasure Island. A gym lad ran by, fit and thrusting in a miniscule pair of trunks that barely held her attention as she was suddenly struck blind. "Phew!" gasped Billy Bones, in her fevered ear, " 'E loooks livesey enough.
Mean while back at the ranch

Mean while back at the ranch-style home they shared, Pete and Stu

Mean while back at the ranch-style home they shared, Pete and Stu were baking quiche in their huge

Mean while back at the ranch-style home they shared, Pete and Stu were baking quiche in their huge quiche dish. Crash! A large black

Mean while back at the ranch-style home they shared, Pete and Stu were baking quiche in their huge quiche dish. Crash! A large black trilby hat flew into the

Mean while back at the ranch-style home they shared, Pete and Stu were baking quiche in their huge quiche dish. Crash! A large black trilby hat flew into the french poodle's backside. The boys

Mean while back at the ranch-style home they shared, Pete and Stu were baking quiche in their huge quiche dish. Crash! A large black trilby hat flew into the french poodle's backside. The boys squealed, their faces showing

Mean while back at the ranch-style home they shared, Pete and Stu were baking quiche in their huge quiche dish. Crash! A large black trilby hat flew into the french poodle's backside. The boys squealed, their faces showing crescents of designer teeth

Mean while back at the ranch-style home they shared, Pete and Stu were baking quiche in their huge quiche dish. Crash! A large black trilby hat flew into the french poodle's backside. The boys squealed, their faces showing crescents of designer teeth, matched only by the wall tiles.

Mean while back at the ranch-style home they shared, Pete and Stu were baking quiche in their huge quiche dish. Crash! A large black trilby hat flew into the french poodle's backside. The boys squealed, their faces showing crescents of designer teeth, matched only by the wall tiles.

Meanwhile, Pepe the Poodle

Meanwhile, Pepe the Poodle tried to make trilby babies.

Meanwhile, Pepe the Poodle tried to make trilby babies. With a Svengali-like stare

Meanwhile, Pepe the Poodle tried to make trilby babies. With a Svengali-like stare he leapt on the hat and with

Meanwhile, Pepe the Poodle tried to make trilby babies. With a Svengali-like stare he leapt on the hat and with a howl and a grunt, not to

Meanwhile, Pepe the Poodle tried to make trilby babies. With a Svengali-like stare he leapt on the hat and with a howl and a grunt, not to mention an extremely loud

Meanwhile, Pepe the Poodle tried to make trilby babies. With a Svengali-like stare he leapt on the hat and with a howl and a grunt, not to mention an extremely loud slapping noise, the hat was sent

Meanwhile, Pepe the Poodle tried to make trilby babies. With a Svengali-like stare he leapt on the hat and with a howl and a grunt, not to mention an extremely loud slapping noise, the hat was sent flying and landed wetly

Meanwhile, Pepe the Poodle tried to make trilby babies. With a Svengali-like stare he leapt on the hat and with a howl and a grunt, not to mention an extremely loud slapping noise, the hat was sent flying and landed wetly in the middle of a bowl

Meanwhile, Pepe the Poodle tried to make trilby babies. With a Svengali-like stare he leapt on the hat and with a howl and a grunt, not to mention an extremely loud slapping noise, the hat was sent flying and landed wetly in the middle of a bowling green Stu was creating

Meanwhile, Pepe the Poodle tried to make trilby babies. With a Svengali-like stare he leapt on the hat and with a howl and a grunt, not to mention an extremely loud slapping noise, the hat was sent flying and landed wetly in the middle of a bowling green Stu was creating.

Stamping his Prada-clad foot

Stamping his Prada-clad foot Anton crushed the phial into

Stamping his Prada-clad foot Anton crushed the phial into the patio floor, not real.....

Stamping his Prada-clad foot Anton crushed the phial into the patio floor, not really thinking of the effect

Stamping his Prada-clad foot Anton crushed the phial into the patio floor, not really thinking of the effect the ground glass would have on his

Stamping his Prada-clad foot Anton crushed the phial into the patio floor, not really thinking of the effect the ground glass would have on his hand-stitched designer foot

Stamping his Prada-clad foot Anton crushed the phial into the patio floor, not really thinking of the effect the ground glass would have on his hand-stitched designer foot. But this was unimportant

Stamping his Prada-clad foot Anton crushed the phial into the patio floor, not really thinking of the effect the ground glass would have on his hand-stitched designer foot. But this was unimportant - he had a spare on the end

Stamping his Prada-clad foot Anton crushed the phial into the patio floor, not really thinking of the effect the ground glass would have on his hand-stitched designer foot. But this was unimportant - he had a spare on the end of his bed next to the pack

Stamping his Prada-clad foot Anton crushed the phial into the patio floor, not really thinking of the effect the ground glass would have on his hand-stitched designer foot. But this was unimportant - he had a spare on the end of his bed next to the pack of wolves who inhabited his

Stamping his Prada-clad foot Anton crushed the phial into the patio floor, not really thinking of the effect the ground glass would have on his hand-stitched designer foot. But this was unimportant - he had a spare on the end of his bed next to the pack of wolves who inhabited his wine cellar but sometimes crept

Stamping his Prada-clad foot Anton crushed the phial into the patio floor, not really thinking of the effect the ground glass would have on his hand-stitched designer foot. But this was unimportant - he had a spare on the end of his bed next to the pack of wolves who inhabited his wine cellar but sometimes crept unannounced into the

Stamping his Prada-clad foot Anton crushed the phial into the patio floor, not really thinking of the effect the ground glass would have on his hand-stitched designer foot. But this was unimportant - he had a spare on the end of his bed next to the pack of wolves who inhabited his wine cellar but sometimes crept unannounced into the front of his mind. What was im

Stamping his Prada-clad foot Anton crushed the phial into the patio floor, not really thinking of the effect the ground glass would have on his hand-stitched designer foot. But this was unimportant - he had a spare on the end of his bed next to the pack of wolves who inhabited his wine cellar but sometimes crept unannounced into the front of his mind. What was important was the environ

Stamping his Prada-clad foot Anton crushed the phial into the patio floor, not really thinking of the effect the ground glass would have on his hand-stitched designer foot. But this was unimportant - he had a spare on the end of his bed next to the pack of wolves who inhabited his wine cellar but sometimes crept unannounced into the front of his mind. What was important was the environmentally unfriendly pus

Stamping his Prada-clad foot Anton crushed the phial into the patio floor, not really thinking of the effect the ground glass would have on his hand-stitched designer foot. But this was unimportant - he had a spare on the end of his bed next to the pack of wolves who inhabited his wine cellar but sometimes crept unannounced into the front of his mind. What was important was the environmentally unfriendly pussy cat that regularly

Stamping his Prada-clad foot Anton crushed the phial into the patio floor, not really thinking of the effect the ground glass would have on his hand-stitched designer foot. But this was unimportant - he had a spare on the end of his bed next to the pack of wolves who inhabited his wine cellar but sometimes crept unannounced into the front of his mind. What was important was the environmentally unfriendly pussy cat that regularly promoted raves in his mint

Stamping his Prada-clad foot Anton crushed the phial into the patio floor, not really thinking of the effect the ground glass would have on his hand-stitched designer foot. But this was unimportant - he had a spare on the end of his bed next to the pack of wolves who inhabited his wine cellar but sometimes crept unannounced into the front of his mind. What was important was the environmentally unfriendly pussy cat that regularly promoted raves in his mint-green litter-tray.

Recently

Recently Anton had received a num

Recently Anton had received a num. "What the hell's a num?" he asked

Recently Anton had received a num. "What the hell's a num?" he asked Gervaise, his erstwhile friend and

Recently Anton had received a num. "What the hell's a num?" he asked Gervaise, his erstwhile friend and daring green Pew-jot driver.

Recently Anton had received a num. "What the hell's a num?" he asked Gervaise, his erstwhile friend and daring green Pew-jot driver. Gervaise blanched and reached into

Recently Anton had received a num. "What the hell's a num?" he asked Gervaise, his erstwhile friend and daring green Pew-jot driver. Gervaise blanched and reached into his cricket-box for a sly

Recently Anton had received a num. "What the hell's a num?" he asked Gervaise, his erstwhile friend and daring green Pew-jot driver. Gervaise blanched and reached into his cricket-box for a sly shuffle. Anton gazed longing

Recently Anton had received a num. "What the hell's a num?" he asked Gervaise, his erstwhile friend and daring green Pew-jot driver. Gervaise blanched and reached into his cricket-box for a sly shuffle. Anton gazed longingly at the jelly babies

Recently Anton had received a num. "What the hell's a num?" he asked Gervaise, his erstwhile friend and daring green Pew-jot driver. Gervaise blanched and reached into his cricket-box for a sly shuffle. Anton gazed longingly at the jelly babies as they tumbled from the now

Recently Anton had received a num. "What the hell's a num?" he asked Gervaise, his erstwhile friend and daring green Pew-jot driver. Gervaise blanched and reached into his cricket-box for a sly shuffle. Anton gazed longingly at the jelly babies as they tumbled from the now crepey skin around Gervaise'

Recently Anton had received a num. "What the hell's a num?" he asked Gervaise, his erstwhile friend and daring green Pew-jot driver. Gervaise blanched and reached into his cricket-box for a sly shuffle. Anton gazed longingly at the jelly babies as they tumbled from the now crepey skin around Gervaise's once firm and impressive

Recently Anton had received a num. "What the hell's a num?" he asked Gervaise, his erstwhile friend and daring green Pew-jot driver. Gervaise blanched and reached into his cricket-box for a sly shuffle. Anton gazed longingly at the jelly babies as they tumbled from the now crepey skin around Gervaise's once firm and impressive buttocks.

"A num, darling, is

Recently Anton had received a num. "What the hell's a num?" he asked Gervaise, his erstwhile friend and daring green Pew-jot driver. Gervaise blanched and reached into his cricket-box for a sly shuffle. Anton gazed longingly at the jelly babies as they tumbled from the now crepey skin around Gervaise's once firm and impressive buttocks.

"A num, darling, is a ber without the num, see!"

Recently Anton had received a num. "What the hell's a num?" he asked Gervaise, his erstwhile friend and daring green Pew-jot driver. Gervaise blanched and reached into his cricket-box for a sly shuffle. Anton gazed longingly at the jelly babies as they tumbled from the now crepey skin around Gervaise's once firm and impressive buttocks.

"A num, darling, is a ber without the num, see!"
"T0sser' replied Anton, pull

Recently Anton had received a num. "What the hell's a num?" he asked Gervaise, his erstwhile friend and daring green Pew-jot driver. Gervaise blanched and reached into his cricket-box for a sly shuffle. Anton gazed longingly at the jelly babies as they tumbled from the now crepey skin around Gervaise's once firm and impressive buttocks.

"A num, darling, is a ber without the ber, see!"

"Percy? Has he lost his num

Sorry Fee, Floopy was first....

"A num, darling, is a ber without the num, see!"
"T0sser' replied Anton, pull the other one you complete

Recently Anton had received a num. "What the hell's a num?" he asked Gervaise, his erstwhile friend and daring green Pew-jot driver. Gervaise blanched and reached into his cricket-box for a sly shuffle. Anton gazed longingly at the jelly babies as they tumbled from the now crepey skin around Gervaise's once firm and impressive buttocks.

"A num, darling, is a ber without the ber, see!"

"Percy? Has he lost his num?"

Realising this was go

!!!!!ignore My Last Post!!!!!too Late To Delete It!!!!!!

"A num, darling, is a ber without the num, see!"

"T0sser' replied Anton, pull the other one you complete ..."

"OK, laydees." snapped Stu


but mine was written while sober!

"A num, darling, is a ber without the num, see!"

"T0sser' replied Anton, pull the other one you complete ..."

"OK, laydees." snapped Stu who happened to be passing

"A num, darling, is a ber without the num, see!"

"T0sser' replied Anton, pull the other one you complete ..."

"OK, laydees." snapped Stu who happened to be passing wind as he spoke. "Enough is

A num, darling, is a ber without the num, see!"

"T0sser' replied Anton, pull the other one you complete ..."

"OK, laydees." snapped Stu who happened to be passing wind as he spoke. "Enough is worth twelve points in Scrabble which

A num, darling, is a ber without the num, see!"

"T0sser' replied Anton, pull the other one you complete ..."

"OK, laydees." snapped Stu who happened to be passing wind as he spoke. "Enough is worth twelve points in Scrabble which, when falling on a triple

A num, darling, is a ber without the num, see!"

"T0sser' replied Anton, pull the other one you complete ..."

"OK, laydees." snapped Stu who happened to be passing wind as he spoke. "Enough is worth twelve points in Scrabble which, when falling on a triple Bacardi and Coke with ice

A num, darling, is a ber without the num, see!"

"T0sser' replied Anton, pull the other one you complete ..."

"OK, laydees." snapped Stu who happened to be passing wind as he spoke. "Enough is worth twelve points in Scrabble which, when falling on a triple Bacardi and Coke with ice, is tantamount to at least

A num, darling, is a ber without the num, see!"

"T0sser' replied Anton, pull the other one you complete ..."

"OK, laydees." snapped Stu who happened to be passing wind as he spoke. "Enough is worth twelve points in Scrabble which, when falling on a triple Bacardi and Coke with ice, is tantamount to at least..."

He spluttered to a halt as

A num, darling, is a ber without the num, see!"

"T0sser' replied Anton, pull the other one you complete ..."

"OK, laydees." snapped Stu who happened to be passing wind as he spoke. "Enough is worth twelve points in Scrabble which, when falling on a triple Bacardi and Coke with ice, is tantamount to at least..."

He spluttered to a halt as fast as SF copped out

"OK, laydees." snapped Stu who happened to be passing wind as he spoke. "Enough is worth twelve points in Scrabble which, when falling on a triple Bacardi and Coke with ice, is tantamount to at least..."

He spluttered to a halt as fast as SF copped out of the sentance when it got

"OK, laydees." snapped Stu who happened to be passing wind as he spoke. "Enough is worth twelve points in Scrabble which, when falling on a triple Bacardi and Coke with ice, is tantamount to at least..."

He spluttered to a halt as fast as SF copped out of the sentance when it got too hard for him to handle.

"OK, laydees." snapped Stu who happened to be passing wind as he spoke. "Enough is worth twelve points in Scrabble which, when falling on a triple Bacardi and Coke with ice, is tantamount to at least..."

He spluttered to a halt as fast as SF copped out of the sentance when it got too hard for him to handle.

His fart smelled so vile it had

"OK, laydees." snapped Stu who happened to be passing wind as he spoke. "Enough is worth twelve points in Scrabble which, when falling on a triple Bacardi and Coke with ice, is tantamount to at least..."

He spluttered to a halt as fast as SF copped out of the sentance when it got too hard for him to handle.

His fart smelled so vile it had passers by keeling over!

"OK, laydees." snapped Stu who happened to be passing wind as he spoke. "Enough is worth twelve points in Scrabble which, when falling on a triple Bacardi and Coke with ice, is tantamount to at least..."

He spluttered to a halt as fast as SF copped out of the sentance when it got too hard for him to handle.

His fart smelled so vile it had passers by keeling over!

"Hello Faye?" His voice on the

"OK, laydees." snapped Stu who happened to be passing wind as he spoke. "Enough is worth twelve points in Scrabble which, when falling on a triple Bacardi and Coke with ice, is tantamount to at least..."

He spluttered to a halt as fast as SF copped out of the sentance when it got too hard for him to handle.

His fart smelled so vile it had passers by keeling over!

"Hello Faye?" His voice on the other hand was as sweet as

"OK, laydees." snapped Stu who happened to be passing wind as he spoke. "Enough is worth twelve points in Scrabble which, when falling on a triple Bacardi and Coke with ice, is tantamount to at least..."

He spluttered to a halt as fast as SF copped out of the sentance when it got too hard for him to handle.

His fart smelled so vile it had passers by keeling over!

"Hello Faye?" His voice on the other hand was as sweet as treacle as she answered her

"OK, laydees." snapped Stu who happened to be passing wind as he spoke. "Enough is worth twelve points in Scrabble which, when falling on a triple Bacardi and Coke with ice, is tantamount to at least..."

He spluttered to a halt as fast as SF copped out of the sentance when it got too hard for him to handle.

His fart smelled so vile it had passers by keeling over!

"Hello Faye?" His voice on the other hand was as sweet as treacle as she answered her correspondence whilst fondling

"OK, laydees." snapped Stu who happened to be passing wind as he spoke. "Enough is worth twelve points in Scrabble which, when falling on a triple Bacardi and Coke with ice, is tantamount to at least..."

He spluttered to a halt as fast as SF copped out of the sentance when it got too hard for him to handle.

His fart smelled so vile it had passers by keeling over!

"Hello Faye?" His voice on the other hand was as sweet as treacle as she answered her correspondence whilst fondling his two poles and flock of great

"OK, laydees." snapped Stu who happened to be passing wind as he spoke. "Enough is worth twelve points in Scrabble which, when falling on a triple Bacardi and Coke with ice, is tantamount to at least..."

He spluttered to a halt as fast as SF copped out of the sentance when it got too hard for him to handle.

His fart smelled so vile it had passers by keeling over!

"Hello Faye?" His voice on the other hand was as sweet as treacle as she answered her correspondence whilst fondling his two poles and flock of great crested pelicans, which

"OK, laydees." snapped Stu who happened to be passing wind as he spoke. "Enough is worth twelve points in Scrabble which, when falling on a triple Bacardi and Coke with ice, is tantamount to at least..."

He spluttered to a halt as fast as SF copped out of the sentance when it got too hard for him to handle.

His fart smelled so vile it had passers by keeling over!

"Hello Faye?" His voice on the other hand was as sweet as treacle as she answered her correspondence whilst fondling his two poles and flock of great crested pelicans, which he always found to be a

OK, laydees." snapped Stu who happened to be passing wind as he spoke. "Enough is worth twelve points in Scrabble which, when falling on a triple Bacardi and Coke with ice, is tantamount to at least..."

He spluttered to a halt as fast as SF copped out of the sentance when it got too hard for him to handle.

His fart smelled so vile it had passers by keeling over!

"Hello Faye?" His voice on the other hand was as sweet as treacle as she answered her correspondence whilst fondling his two poles and flock of great crested pelicans, which he always found to be a nuisance due to their fishy

"Hello Faye?" His voice on the other hand was as sweet as treacle as she answered her correspondence whilst fondling his two poles and flock of great crested pelicans, which he always found to be a nuisance due to their fishy wellington boots.

Peter peered

OK, laydees." snapped Stu who happened to be passing wind as he spoke. "Enough is worth twelve points in Scrabble which, when falling on a triple Bacardi and Coke with ice, is tantamount to at least..."

He spluttered to a halt as fast as SF copped out of the sentance when it got too hard for him to handle.

His fart smelled so vile it had passers by keeling over!

"Hello Faye?" His voice on the other hand was as sweet as treacle as she answered her correspondence whilst fondling his two poles and flock of great crested pelicans, which he always found to be a nuisance due to their fishy
breath and obnoxious manner

OK, laydees." snapped Stu who happened to be passing wind as he spoke. "Enough is worth twelve points in Scrabble which, when falling on a triple Bacardi and Coke with ice, is tantamount to at least..."

He spluttered to a halt as fast as SF copped out of the sentance when it got too hard for him to handle.

His fart smelled so vile it had passers by keeling over!

"Hello Faye?" His voice on the other hand was as sweet as treacle as she answered her correspondence whilst fondling his two poles and flock of great crested pelicans, which he always found to be a nuisance due to their fishy
breath and obnoxious manner. "You're late!" Passionately, Faye

OK, laydees." snapped Stu who happened to be passing wind as he spoke. "Enough is worth twelve points in Scrabble which, when falling on a triple Bacardi and Coke with ice, is tantamount to at least..."

He spluttered to a halt as fast as SF copped out of the sentance when it got too hard for him to handle.

His fart smelled so vile it had passers by keeling over!

"Hello Faye?" His voice on the other hand was as sweet as treacle as she answered her correspondence whilst fondling his two poles and flock of great crested pelicans, which he always found to be a nuisance due to their fishy
breath and obnoxious manner. "You're late!" Passionately, Faye fingered the buttons on her

OK, laydees." snapped Stu who happened to be passing wind as he spoke. "Enough is worth twelve points in Scrabble which, when falling on a triple Bacardi and Coke with ice, is tantamount to at least..."

He spluttered to a halt as fast as SF copped out of the sentance when it got too hard for him to handle.

His fart smelled so vile it had passers by keeling over!

"Hello Faye?" His voice on the other hand was as sweet as treacle as she answered her correspondence whilst fondling his two poles and flock of great crested pelicans, which he always found to be a nuisance due to their fishy
breath and obnoxious manner. "You're late!" Passionately, Faye fingered the buttons on her brother's pyjamas, gently

OK, laydees." snapped Stu who happened to be passing wind as he spoke. "Enough is worth twelve points in Scrabble which, when falling on a triple Bacardi and Coke with ice, is tantamount to at least..."

He spluttered to a halt as fast as SF copped out of the sentance when it got too hard for him to handle.

His fart smelled so vile it had passers by keeling over!

"Hello Faye?" His voice on the other hand was as sweet as treacle as she answered her correspondence whilst fondling his two poles and flock of great crested pelicans, which he always found to be a nuisance due to their fishy
breath and obnoxious manner. "You're late!" Passionately, Faye fingered the buttons on her brother's pyjamas, gently chiding him for his careless

OK, laydees." snapped Stu who happened to be passing wind as he spoke. "Enough is worth twelve points in Scrabble which, when falling on a triple Bacardi and Coke with ice, is tantamount to at least..."

He spluttered to a halt as fast as SF copped out of the sentance when it got too hard for him to handle.

His fart smelled so vile it had passers by keeling over!

"Hello Faye?" His voice on the other hand was as sweet as treacle as she answered her correspondence whilst fondling his two poles and flock of great crested pelicans, which he always found to be a nuisance due to their fishy
breath and obnoxious manner. "You're late!" Passionately, Faye fingered the buttons on her brother's pyjamas, gently chiding him for his careless whispers CD playing in

OK, laydees." snapped Stu who happened to be passing wind as he spoke. "Enough is worth twelve points in Scrabble which, when falling on a triple Bacardi and Coke with ice, is tantamount to at least..."

He spluttered to a halt as fast as SF copped out of the sentance when it got too hard for him to handle.

His fart smelled so vile it had passers by keeling over!

"Hello Faye?" His voice on the other hand was as sweet as treacle as she answered her correspondence whilst fondling his two poles and flock of great crested pelicans, which he always found to be a nuisance due to their fishy
breath and obnoxious manner. "You're late!" Passionately, Faye fingered the buttons on her brother's pyjamas, gently chiding him for his careless whispers CD playing in The inexpensive hi fi

OK, laydees." snapped Stu who happened to be passing wind as he spoke. "Enough is worth twelve points in Scrabble which, when falling on a triple Bacardi and Coke with ice, is tantamount to at least..."

He spluttered to a halt as fast as SF copped out of the sentance when it got too hard for him to handle.

His fart smelled so vile it had passers by keeling over!

"Hello Faye?" His voice on the other hand was as sweet as treacle as she answered her correspondence whilst fondling his two poles and flock of great crested pelicans, which he always found to be a nuisance due to their fishy
breath and obnoxious manner. "You're late!" Passionately, Faye fingered the buttons on her brother's pyjamas, gently chiding him for his careless whispers CD playing in The inexpensive hi fi - a gift from Jonathan King

OK, laydees." snapped Stu who happened to be passing wind as he spoke. "Enough is worth twelve points in Scrabble which, when falling on a triple Bacardi and Coke with ice, is tantamount to at least..."

He spluttered to a halt as fast as SF copped out of the sentance when it got too hard for him to handle.

His fart smelled so vile it had passers by keeling over!

"Hello Faye?" His voice on the other hand was as sweet as treacle as she answered her correspondence whilst fondling his two poles and flock of great crested pelicans, which he always found to be a nuisance due to their fishy
breath and obnoxious manner. "You're late!" Passionately, Faye fingered the buttons on her brother's pyjamas, gently chiding him for his careless whispers CD playing in The inexpensive hi fi - a gift from Jonathan King.
just then one of the pelicans

OK, laydees." snapped Stu who happened to be passing wind as he spoke. "Enough is worth twelve points in Scrabble which, when falling on a triple Bacardi and Coke with ice, is tantamount to at least..."

He spluttered to a halt as fast as SF copped out of the sentance when it got too hard for him to handle.

His fart smelled so vile it had passers by keeling over!

"Hello Faye?" His voice on the other hand was as sweet as treacle as she answered her correspondence whilst fondling his two poles and flock of great crested pelicans, which he always found to be a nuisance due to their fishy
breath and obnoxious manner. "You're late!" Passionately, Faye fingered the buttons on her brother's pyjamas, gently chiding him for his careless whispers CD playing in The inexpensive hi fi - a gift from Jonathan King.
just then one of the pelicans attacked the lady-boy who

OK, laydees." snapped Stu who happened to be passing wind as he spoke. "Enough is worth twelve points in Scrabble which, when falling on a triple Bacardi and Coke with ice, is tantamount to at least..."

He spluttered to a halt as fast as SF copped out of the sentance when it got too hard for him to handle.

His fart smelled so vile it had passers by keeling over!

"Hello Faye?" His voice on the other hand was as sweet as treacle as she answered her correspondence whilst fondling his two poles and flock of great crested pelicans, which he always found to be a nuisance due to their fishy
breath and obnoxious manner. "You're late!" Passionately, Faye fingered the buttons on her brother's pyjamas, gently chiding him for his careless whispers CD playing in The inexpensive hi fi - a gift from Jonathan King.
just then one of the pelicans attacked the lady-boy who had pulled a marine

OK, laydees." snapped Stu who happened to be passing wind as he spoke. "Enough is worth twelve points in Scrabble which, when falling on a triple Bacardi and Coke with ice, is tantamount to at least..."

He spluttered to a halt as fast as SF copped out of the sentance when it got too hard for him to handle.

His fart smelled so vile it had passers by keeling over!

"Hello Faye?" His voice on the other hand was as sweet as treacle as she answered her correspondence whilst fondling his two poles and flock of great crested pelicans, which he always found to be a nuisance due to their fishy
breath and obnoxious manner. "You're late!" Passionately, Faye fingered the buttons on her brother's pyjamas, gently chiding him for his careless whispers CD playing in The inexpensive hi fi - a gift from Jonathan King.
just then one of the pelicans attacked the lady-boy who had pulled a marine out of his tranny-bag. " Ooh

OK, laydees." snapped Stu who happened to be passing wind as he spoke. "Enough is worth twelve points in Scrabble which, when falling on a triple Bacardi and Coke with ice, is tantamount to at least..."

He spluttered to a halt as fast as SF copped out of the sentance when it got too hard for him to handle.

His fart smelled so vile it had passers by keeling over!

"Hello Faye?" His voice on the other hand was as sweet as treacle as she answered her correspondence whilst fondling his two poles and flock of great crested pelicans, which he always found to be a nuisance due to their fishy
breath and obnoxious manner. "You're late!" Passionately, Faye fingered the buttons on her brother's pyjamas, gently chiding him for his careless whispers CD playing in The inexpensive hi fi - a gift from Jonathan King.
just then one of the pelicans attacked the lady-boy who had pulled a marine out of his tranny-bag. " Ooh I said thats a big one you

OK, laydees." snapped Stu who happened to be passing wind as he spoke. "Enough is worth twelve points in Scrabble which, when falling on a triple Bacardi and Coke with ice, is tantamount to at least..."

He spluttered to a halt as fast as SF copped out of the sentance when it got too hard for him to handle.

His fart smelled so vile it had passers by keeling over!

"Hello Faye?" His voice on the other hand was as sweet as treacle as she answered her correspondence whilst fondling his two poles and flock of great crested pelicans, which he always found to be a nuisance due to their fishy
breath and obnoxious manner. "You're late!" Passionately, Faye fingered the buttons on her brother's pyjamas, gently chiding him for his careless whispers CD playing in The inexpensive hi fi - a gift from Jonathan King.
just then one of the pelicans attacked the lady-boy who had pulled a marine out of his tranny-bag. " Ooh I said thats a big one you could have someone's eye out." "Look

"Hello Faye?" His voice on the other hand was as sweet as treacle as she answered her correspondence whilst fondling his two poles and flock of great crested pelicans, which he always found to be a nuisance due to their fishy
breath and obnoxious manner. "You're late!" Passionately, Faye fingered the buttons on her brother's pyjamas, gently chiding him for his careless whispers CD playing in The inexpensive hi fi - a gift from Jonathan King.
just then one of the pelicans attacked the lady-boy who had pulled a marine out of his tranny-bag. " Ooh I said thats a big one you could have someone's eye out." "Look what they've done to my book, ma!"

The brick travelled a slow arc

The brick travelled a slow arc throgh the shop window and

The brick travelled a slow arc throgh the shop window
The brick travelled a slow arc throgh the shop window. Behind the deli counter Pip

The brick travelled a slow arc throgh the shop window. Behind the deli counter Pip traced the outline of his stout

The brick travelled a slow arc throgh the shop window. Behind the deli counter Pip traced the outline of his stout fingers on the wall to mark

The brick travelled a slow arc throgh the shop window. Behind the deli counter Pip traced the outline of his stout fingers on the wall to mark
the hand that once woo'ed Sooty

The brick travelled a slow arc throgh the shop window. Behind the deli counter Pip traced the outline of his stout fingers on the wall to mark
the hand that once woo'ed Sooty. The brick-smashed glass burst into

The brick travelled a slow arc throgh the shop window. Behind the deli counter Pip traced the outline of his stout fingers on the wall to mark
the hand that once woo'ed Sooty. The brick-smashed glass burst into a rendition of "Somewhere