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MariaRob
08-04-2005, 03:49 PM
I know a lot of you find Sir Alan a bit of a turn on but I cant see it myself. I find him a bit "common" actually and I know the boy done good but most of his stuff is a bit downmarket. I also find his two toadies quite irritating.

Flip
08-04-2005, 04:45 PM
I know a lot of you find Sir Alan a bit of a turn on but I cant see it myself. I find him a bit "common" actually and I know the boy done good but most of his stuff is a bit downmarket. I also find his two toadies quite irritating.

Who who who thinks this????? :shocking: - name them, line them up and I have my 12 bore at the ready!!!:gunsmilie

dab
08-04-2005, 04:48 PM
I don't find him much of a turn on either :D but I can appreciate his drive and focus. Having said that, no way would I want to work for him.

The thing that irritates me about Nick Hewer is the way he glares at the candidates all the time, as though they were pondlife. According to the BBC website he's an expert in public relations... wonder if he glares at people like that in real life or if it's something he's put on to unnerve the upstarts on telly.

Dolores
08-04-2005, 05:08 PM
I know a lot of you find Sir Alan a bit of a turn on

It's me! i'm one of them! But I can never work out whether it's his winning personality and good looks (!) or his £700 million? ummm that's a puzzler that one!

Flip
08-04-2005, 05:17 PM
It's me! i'm one of them! But I can never work out whether it's his winning personality and good looks (!) or his £700 million? ummm that's a puzzler that one!

I can personalise your shell Dol, presently they are boring yellow - can I engrave your name on it? or even better cast a silver one??:wink_kiss

No, he is a hairy, old, nouveau riche, arrogant go getter - good for him - but uckkkkkkkkkk!!

Dolores
08-04-2005, 05:24 PM
I can personalise your shell Dol, presently they are boring yellow - can I engrave your name on it? or even better cast a silver one??:wink_kiss



save your silver one for the werewolves Flip! Actually Sir Alan is a bit wolfish isn't he? is it a full moon tonight?

Flip
08-04-2005, 06:18 PM
save your silver one for the werewolves Flip! Actually Sir Alan is a bit wolfish isn't he? is it a full moon tonight?

No thankfully you are safe tonight Dol - and forever if you never look at a full moon again. I shall save it for a really hairy guy!!

Dab watch out!!:wink2:

Cheekychops
10-04-2005, 05:15 PM
I feel the need to confess I, like Dolores, find Sir Alan Sexy :blush: , I am so sorry I don't know why and I try not to after all I am a mere baby compared to him but I can't help it.

Please somebody help me I fear that soon he will over take Ewan McGregor as who I'd like a no strings night of passion with.Surely this is not right?

Gelastic
11-04-2005, 04:52 AM
My mum and dad think he's awful, but I have to disagree with them. I can't say I find him sexy :) but more cute in a puppy dog kind of way. I think its the eyes, I just want to pat him on the head and tell him to take a rest by the fire...

perhaps I'm the one that needs a lay down :wacko:

Flip
11-04-2005, 07:17 AM
I just want to pat him on the head and tell him to take a rest by the fire...

perhaps I'm the one that needs a lay down :wacko:

LMAO - I somehow just can't see it - but it is a funny image nonetheless!! Yes, gelastic - go have a lie down love!!:wink2: