"six of one, two of the other"

Bride to groom (In pink and white jacket):

"And you can get that out of my back, we're married now!"

The guy on the right of the picture looks like he has his hand up her dress and is tickling something, no wonder he has a big smile on his face!

Costie goes prepared for results to the local speed dating fest! :w00t:

Oooohhh, tough one, but the one that made me giggle most was......CRITIQUE! With....

They are all thinking "Good job the others don't know that I had her in this position last night"

All yours Crit....

Oooh thanks - lol.

How about this one then? What's going on here do you think?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/liberated60s/1motoryet.gif

Bloke to woman: "That's the way love keep kicking, they say it is great for the ankles ....{and god does she need help with those trunks!!}!!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/liberated60s/1motoryet.gif


the women is saying " Relaxing holiday he says,lots of keep fit activities he says, just wait till we get to shore, i'll shove that fish up his ar-se, then we'll see whose smiling!!!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/liberated60s/1motoryet.gif

"Only another 5 minutes to the Kebab shop, Andrea!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/liberated60s/1motoryet.gif

Next time you'll maybe remember to pack the outboard motor

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/liberated60s/1motoryet.gif
"Best shark bait you can get!"

Oooh thanks - lol.

How about this one then? What's going on here do you think?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/liberated60s/1motoryet.gif

Those Lesley Ash lips certainly aid your bouyancy Pertunia!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/liberated60s/1motoryet.gif

"Only another 5 minutes to the Kebab shop, Andrea!"


LMAO, I was trying to think of a line about my hubby, but I can't top that one :laugh:

They're all brilliant, well done everyone - gave me a good laugh.

I'm going to pick Rob:

"Next time you'll maybe remember to pack the outboard motor" :laugh: :thumbsup:

Congratulations Rob - over to you :)

Thanks Critique

How about this one then!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/RobPirrie/image00666.jpg

The SOMBA Room had to be closed after Bonnie insited on doing a spot of D.I.Y and drilled through a water pipe! :sad:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/RobPirrie/image00666.jpg

Guy up the ladder:

"I'm glad you're not bearing a grudge about me sleeping with your wife.

And thanks for the safety tip about standing on a metal ladder in bare feet. You can't be too careful with water and electricity" :w00t:

Are you ready Del and Rodney, I'm sure I've got the right screw here.

OK - time to put this one out of it's misery - I declare Coastie the winner.

Over to you

Here you go:

http://www.allfunpix.com/one_puppies_opinion.jpg

Good job Patsy's not here - she would have a fit at that caption :laugh:

You can't have "one puppies" it's either one puppy or more puppies. I just know Patsy would have hyperventilated at that! It should, of course, be "one puppy's ...".

Sorry, off topic.

How about:

"No walkies again tonight. I'll put a stop to her game"

Here you go:

http://www.allfunpix.com/one_puppies_opinion.jpg

What does she mean, "can't do the P on the keyboard any more" ?, seems pretty easy to me.

Hehee - love it Mouse :thumbsup:

Here you go:

http://www.allfunpix.com/one_puppies_opinion.jpg

Rover was so stoked that he had come up with his first joke at canine computing (Barking College) as he squatted on the laptop and woofed loudly .."I'll have a P please Bob"

The class all howled in amusement

A disgruntled user gives his opinion on the latest version of Windows

Windows designer is sacked after only one user is capable of doing the new Ctrl + Alt + Delete + Tab + F5 log out.

"Now where was that rate my puppy site again?!?!"

Windows designer is sacked after only one user is capable of doing the new Ctrl + Alt + Delete + Tab + F5 log out.

I was torn between SF and Rob since I get incredibly frustrated with Windows XP and it's continual lean towards the ultimate crash....but SF just wins it as we have similar key strokes assigned to the use of our new operational programe and we hate it! :mad:

GO SF!! :w00t:

Go guys...
http://www.recordholders.org/images/vegetables/cabbage2.jpg

Go guys...
http://www.recordholders.org/images/vegetables/cabbage2.jpg

Penelope had heard of cauliflower ear before but this was ridiculous!

Edith taking the cabbage soup diet one step too far!

Go guys...
http://www.recordholders.org/images/vegetables/cabbage2.jpg

She's saying "Aww damn, that inventor husband of mine has got me again with the amazing shrinking laser beam."

The true extent of the genetic modification only became clear when the cabbage ate Gladys after the photo shoot.

Rose shows off her dress for the forthcoming Gardeners' Ball.

She said "But Darling, I said I would like to stay AT the Savoy - not WITH the Savoy"

She looked in astonishment when the midwife advised her to put a cabbage leaf in her bra to relieve the pain when breast feeding.

Close call this one, but after careful consideration I announce TABBY CAT the winner - over to you Tabby.

Oh wow - I thank you!

Okey dokey, my pic is this;

http://www.elizabethofyork.co.uk/brides/annachristina/images/cassablanca_jpg.jpg

No matter how much she tried, Petula just couldn't take off

Oh wow - I thank you!

Okey dokey, my pic is this;

http://www.elizabethofyork.co.uk/brides/annachristina/images/cassablanca_jpg.jpg


"OYE TARQUIN, GET ME FAGS WILL YA"

Right, I've got the pose, all I need now is Di Caprio and a great big boat.

With her rather stiff posture and her one leg, Melissa often wondered why she wasn''t more in demand as a dancing partner.

Sanitory towels with wings. See? No mess. For those extra special occassions.

As the dragon assumed its dive-and-attack posture, Snow White went to pat the dwarves by her side to assure them they were safe if they all stuck together.

No matter how much she tried, Petula just couldn't take off


I think i will chose this as the winner!

Well done Mars!

Wooo, thanks Tabby Cat!

Heres a new one for you to get your teeth into:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v127/socialareaforum/Caption20Comp20Picture.jpg

Enjoy!

"Forget it junior. I sat on that thing for 6 months last year....you'll never get a sister out of it"

'Mum...is this really the way to Amerillo?'

New duck discovered in Solar system with one small duck moon

Time to end this one I think.

The winner is:




Sayangmouse

Congratulations! Over to you!

Yay. ok, sticking with the animal theme, how bout this one.

http://www.mettemusen.dk/images/funny/living_dangerously.jpg

Yay. ok, sticking with the animal theme, how bout this one.

http://www.mettemusen.dk/images/funny/living_dangerously.jpg


Anyone trys to jump me and i will blow off, you hear me and it won't be pleasant dudes.

Yay. ok, sticking with the animal theme, how bout this one.

http://www.mettemusen.dk/images/funny/living_dangerously.jpg


I know it's scared but how much pi-ss can one cat do man?

Tibbles, winner of the stupid cat of the year 2005 contest. RIP.

Hey you boys - speak to the butt.

"Pee-Cee" running wild as cat joins police dog team under new Positive Discrimination rules.

Pussikins starts to panic as she realises the puddle isn't water - it's superglue...

http://www.mettemusen.dk/images/funny/living_dangerously.jpg

"Tibbles, winner of the stupid cat of the year 2005 contest. RIP."

I think the entries this time were inspired, but I kept chuckling at Survivorfan's description of the stupid cat of the year champion - so this weeks winner is.....SURVIVORFAN......yay yay woo woo

Well thanks SayangM. OK, try this one ...

http://www.we-make-money-not-art.com/yyy/silly-walk.jpg

Haydon tries to sneak past the offices of the official reality internet site creators!

After Steven Gerrard retired and joined the City, he could never quite forget past glories, and was often caught reliving that goal againt Everton

Well thanks SayangM. OK, try this one ...

http://www.we-make-money-not-art.com/yyy/silly-walk.jpg


If i keep doing this stupid walk maybe no-one will notice my bandy leg.

Well thanks SayangM. OK, try this one ...

http://www.we-make-money-not-art.com/yyy/silly-walk.jpg


Arthur loved doing his leg stretching excercises on the way to work.

Tired of the neighbor's cat pooing in his garden, Trevor was amazed to see it fly 40 feet in the air as the toe of his size 11 scored a bullseye up its backside

Whaddya mean I look like John Cleese!!!!

I can make one leg look bigger than the other just like Critters.

The German spy thought he had done a good job of disguising himself.

The fact that he had an incredibly large todger that dangled down his leg, caused Brian much embarassment when a particulary attractive lady walked by!

The German spy thought he had done a good job of disguising himself.

Hard to choose as they were all very good but today's winner is

MAZ

... over to you mazza.

Maybe worth a PM to mazza?

Maybe worth a PM to mazza?

Go on then.

Sorry I was away for the weekend will post later today.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/mazwad/Whythathappen.jpg

here we are then sorry for the wait.

Eric and Lesley used to be milk delivery people, however, when students moved into the village for the first time, they thought a career move would be more than profitable.

After Sheila's spinal injury, the boys felt Bruce was a real softy for helping her with her chores as much as he did

Being the 1000th person to buy a crate that month, Doris was very pleased to learn she had won a prize of a 6-pack and a night with Phil the Plumber.

Crit prepares for an average day on the Forum.

The husband of an anonymous SO member helps her take her luggage to the airport for the trip to Dublin.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/mazwad/Whythathappen.jpg

Bev didn't have this in mind when Kev asked her if she fancied some humping this evening.

And the winner is Secrets tough though because they all made me laugh.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/mazwad/Whythathappen.jpg



Christ that look's like my mother in that picture, what is doing with that handsome toyboy and more importantly where is she going with all that lager?

And the winner is Secrets tough though because they all made me laugh.

Ta MAZ.
I will post a new one in the morning.

Here you go peeps:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0703/secrets33/young.jpg

Daddy, can I have one of these balloons, they're just like the one you have at home.

Here you go peeps:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0703/secrets33/young.jpg

"Look Daddy - I'm playing at being you and Aunty Jane"

"Hey mom, this is how daddy makes the babysitter bark like a dog"

Well it looks like a wheelbarrow!

Well you said I was getting a bit big for my teddy bear.

Here you go peeps:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0703/secrets33/young.jpg


Daaaad i asked for a bouncy castle not a bouncy dolly!!!

Here you go peeps:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0703/secrets33/young.jpg


Dad i don't think mum will be too happy if we take this home!

Okey dokey i think this has run it's course.

I hate making these sort of decisions, but the one that appealed to my sense of humour the most was the one by Sayangmouse.
Well done - over to you.:)

ok peeps, what is going on here! Go easy lol!

http://www.goodlaughter.com/funny/fun/bears.jpg

Smearing that honey on seemed to do the trick.

http://www.goodlaughter.com/funny/fun/bears.jpg

http://www.cheesebuerger.net/images/smilie/musik/e060.gif The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind. http://www.cheesebuerger.net/images/smilie/musik/e060.gif

ok peeps, what is going on here! Go easy lol!

http://www.goodlaughter.com/funny/fun/bears.jpg

You've heard of "the hair bear bunch" well this is "the hair bear munch"

A whole different interpretation of "BJ and the Bear".

Proof that a bear will eat anything.

Over to you Maz with "smearing the honey on seemed to do the trick"

(Mr. S's was also food related "I can smell the salmon, but where the hell are they?")

Maz is on holiday for a week so would you like to choose a runner-up? :)

ok, runner up was SECRETS.......the answer my friend, is blowin in the wind, the answer is blowin in the wind!

Ummm - okay try this one.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0703/secrets33/Odd20Technician.jpg

Marcel was so intent on posing for the camera he hadn't noticed that the contents of the toilet of a Boeing 767 had landed on his head.

Marcel was so intent on posing for the camera he hadn't noticed that the contents of the toilet of a Boeing 767 had landed on his head.


:laugh: oh my side is still acheing from the laugh. " Brilliant"

Ummm - okay try this one.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0703/secrets33/Odd20Technician.jpg


Terry was very pleased of his ingenious way of hiding his cannabis stash.

Eddie like to humour his gran by wearing his birthday gift from her at least once a year!

Susan wasn't sure about the on-call gynocologist that was sent to deliver her baby in the cow field...

Eddie always loved the I'm a little tea pot song as a kid...unfortunately he loved it even more as an adult!

Eddie was a prize tw@t

Dougal Grimswald giving me his autograph on the new C4 "I'm a Celebrity, try guess who the f*** I am" program.

Mother of Sweet Divine!!!
is that a real person in the photo?
like..is that a suvivor-on-line-er??????

Marvin was chuffed to bits when a fan mistook him for a tree from Lord of the Rings

The SO hunt for the missing Secrets led police to a suspicious character in a field in Shropshire. "I'm his No. 1 fan", would all he would say while chuckling demonically.

Secrets - any chance you can make your choice please

make it me I have a good one

Secrets - any chance you can make your choice please

make it me I have a good one


Stop trying to tempt Silvers , Survivor !!!!!! :w00t:

Well this was a very close run affair with some very good entries - but i did already decide to give it to SF - so go ahead with your good un!

Off you go then

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/surreyfrog/headinground.jpg

Off you go then

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/surreyfrog/headinground.jpg
down a rabbit hole:p

Off you go then

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/surreyfrog/headinground.jpg


"..you put your whole head in..."

(to the sound of the Hokey Cokey)

Voluteering to be a human cannon ball had seemed like a good idea five minutes ago p!ssed up down the pub with the lads!

It was always a fun joke to drain the pool at parties and not tell Warren!

Amrit was so pleased with himself he couldnt help but applaud . . .

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/surreyfrog/headinground.jpg

Mohammed's mother in law was coming around and this seemed the perfect place to hide from the ole bat!

With the Tajikstan goverment proudly declaring its new free speech laws, Amnesty International highlighted that requiring one's head to be in quick drying cement during any government criticism missed the point somewhat.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/surreyfrog/headinground.jpg

Not everyone was impressed with Gupta's breakdancing.

Harry had been dead for four days and rigomortise had set in but still the locals thought he was just a new form of modern art sculpture.

Alberts mates decide to make sure he didn't cheat this time when it was his turn to seek in their game of 'hide and seek'!

Following a spate of recent injury claims the local council took extreme measures to ensure no one else fell down the hole outside their offices. Their actions also meant they no longer had to worry about the local homless guy begging on their steps everyday.

I feel a winner coming on.

My first thought was that I'd give it to someone with a caption about diving into an empty swimming pool, so it was going to be Coastie ... but then another one caught my fancy - and so for its humorous simplicity ...

JANUS ABIMBI COME ON DOWN !!

oooh . thats me then.
i thank you.
;)
er . . . . right . . . give me a mo . . .

a-hem . . . . voila!

http://www.actden.com/grap_den/clipart/images/pear.jpg

A mo...a MO..that took an hour and 30 minutes Janus.


Nice pear though.

I will comment in a mo...

a-hem . . . . voila!

http://www.actden.com/grap_den/clipart/images/pear.jpg


James felt enlightened as he floated in his giant craft.

Oh Pooh, it was a Peach wasn't it.

******.

and it took you half an hour to think that one up Cat

james and the giant pear!!
the sequel!!!
tho - could have some misleading connotations . . . .

The other fruit noticed that this one was particularly Patsy-shaped.

http://www.actden.com/grap_den/clipart/images/pear.jpg

Janus Abimbi in conference.

My first thought was that I'd give it to someone with a caption about diving into an empty swimming pool, so it was going to be Coastie ... but then another one caught my fancy - and so for its humorous simplicity ...

JANUS ABIMBI COME ON DOWN !!

IT'S A FIX! :angry:

http://www.actden.com/grap_den/clipart/images/pear.jpg
.

Jamie Oliver's ego has reached new heights if he thinks he can win the Master Chef with this!

http://www.actden.com/grap_den/clipart/images/pear.jpg


Bridge had wondered why her left breast was floppy and then noticed that her stuffed pear was gone.

"oooooh thats a nice pair", exclaimed Simon as the naked lady bounced by on an inflatable pear.

It's taken me all day to think of a suitable caption for this picture. The I get on here and find that someone has nicked what I was going to say. :pooh:
But I shall plough on regardless and enter my caption...


"what a fine pair" as the bishop said to the acctress!

It's taken me all day to think of a suitable caption for this picture. The I get on here and find that someone has nicked what I was going to say. :pooh:
But I shall plough on regardless and enter my caption...


"what a fine pair" as the bishop said to the acctress!

Your spelling and diction was terrible in that post Buzz.

Pear shaped I suppose :laugh:

"Doh! I asked for an example of PEER pressure."

What the kid who bullied Derren Brown at school sees every time he looks in the mirror.

Apple: "Doctor, Doctor! I keep thinking I'm an orange!"
Doctor: "Next!"

Apple: "Doctor, Doctor! I keep thinking I'm an orange!"
Doctor: "Next!"

You are on fire at the moment Swerve. Must be the dieting. :laugh:

Apple: "Doctor, Doctor! I keep thinking I'm an orange!"
Doctor: "Next!"

I don't understand. :unsure:

Janus has informed me that he will be unable to access the board until sunday morning - he has said I can choose the winner by proxy or you can wait till he can choose.

I will give it till tomorrow morning to see if a choice is cast.

ALRIGHT.

only one "pear-shaped" entry? and that a meer aside.
Lazy.
Am i allowed to post my own replies?
i guess not as adjudicator.
Anyway,
in reverse order:
secrets: "in conference" - clever,
sayangmouse: "darren brown" - cruelly harsh, nice.

And the winner is
[drum roll, out of tune trumpet -Ta da-da-da da. da. da Da~aa~aa~ . . . . .
for sublime irrelevence:
survivorfan: "Doctor, Doctor! I keep thinking I'm an orange!"
(extra points awarded for confusing patsy)

[mild applause]

Thank you Janus, I'm cock-a-hoop.

Have a go with this one then:

http://homepage.eircom.net/~seanjmurphy/irhismys/molly1.jpg

Molly was peed off with the fact she always got left to clear up after the S.O. parties!

Jack the Ripper appreciated it when his victims provided their own transport.

Cockles and mussels alive alive oh

"Hello, my names Molly and I'm an alcoholic".

"You see", declared Agnes, "I don't mind much cleanin up arfta these ere street parties an all. But avvin to scoop up ver pewk wiff a bake been can really fackin drags ya down".

In the 1850s, noone realised where the contents of their pub pies came from. In modern day Britain, they still don't.........

[man on carriage]
"I say madam! Do you deliver?"

I ordered a tart with a heart, not a tart with a cart! :angry:

Well, some nice entries there, but this time the award goes to

Groucho

- can you post us a pic G.

Thanks SF, I feel honoured! :blush:

Following janus's fruit and veg theme:

http://samlangdon.co.uk/photos/11839.jpg

only one "pear-shaped" entry? and that a meer aside.
Lazy.

Well, why didn't I win it then?

Thanks SF, I feel honoured! :blush:

Following janus's fruit and veg theme:

http://samlangdon.co.uk/photos/11839.jpg

A recurring dream since Groucho started his diet.

Lemon: "Oh ratsth, I thought you wrre going to give me your theed, not your pith"

Well, why didn't I win it then?


cos it wasnt very funny

Yes, it was. I laughed.

Thanks SF, I feel honoured! :blush:

Following janus's fruit and veg theme:

http://samlangdon.co.uk/photos/11839.jpg


"who ordered the fruit salad cocktail?"

Yes, it was. I laughed.

you laffing doesnt make it funny, just makes you seem like a crazy lady,

Do you find crazy an attractive quality in a woman, janus?

Do you find crazy an attractive quality in a woman, janus?


a certificate carrying loon has a certain allure . . . .
especially if wearing gingham.

Now THERE'S a coincidence! :w00t:

http://www.holyhead.com/crowning/Gingham%203.jpg

I'm the one on the far left. Do you like my bonnet?

Now THERE'S a coincidence! :w00t:

http://www.holyhead.com/crowning/Gingham%203.jpg

I'm the one on the far left. Do you like my bonnet?
Not keen on the bonnet Patsy...but am loving the curly ginger hair :laugh:

Get lost! I wasn't talking to you. Anyway, I don't think janus would have a problem with ginger curly hair. Would you janus?

:

http://samlangdon.co.uk/photos/11839.jpg

I find this quite offensive and will not be partaking in this particular Caption Competition. :closedeye

Get lost! I wasn't talking to you. Anyway, I don't think janus would have a problem with ginger curly hair. Would you janus?

Well, if i found it in a biscuit i would . . . . .

http://samlangdon.co.uk/photos/11839.jpg[/QUOTE]

[Customer to waiter, pointing]
"Falsehood afoot! But two lemons, a radish, half a courgette, two limes and some indescript leaf a Bombay Roll does not make, sir!!! I demand satisfaction!!!"

http://samlangdon.co.uk/photos/11839.jpg


Jamie Oliver's desperate attempt to get the children interested in his fruit and veg was met with outrage by the school's staff.

http://samlangdon.co.uk/photos/11839.jpg

[Customer to waiter, pointing]
"Falsehood afoot! But two lemons, a radish, half a courgette, two limes and some indescript leaf a Bombay Roll does not make, sir!!! I demand satisfaction!!!"[/QUOTE]

Is it a radish? I thought it was a cherry tomato.

Lets discuss.

Just for once i am speechless!!! Oh I Say! :w00t:

http://samlangdon.co.uk/photos/11839.jpg

Bridge's Son was sent home from school after he re-arranged the harvest Basket!

Is it a radish? I thought it was a cherry tomato.

Lets discuss.

Looks more like a normal size tomato or a shiney braeburn apple to me.

Is it a radish? I thought it was a cherry tomato.

Lets discuss.

I would go more down the red pepper route myself!!

Well, if i found it in a biscuit i would . . . . .


Even a ginger biscuit?

http://samlangdon.co.uk/photos/11839.jpg


Molly Mallone's invisibility cream wasn't a complete success - as she found out when attempting to take a wheel barrow full of lawn cuttings to the tip.

Secrets mate - we've moved on.

Lesley's hints to her husband were becoming slightly less subtle

Louis Walsh wasn't impressed with the bust of him the artist produced!

Even a ginger biscuit?

ginger biscuits are not biscuits
they are social mines of provocation

nobody would eat a ginger biscuit unless forced
thus hairs turn them into dum-dum biscuits
a bite and then they wormaway inside . . .
creating glottal gagging and all sorts of uncomfortableness

you ginger biscuit me patsy and your heading for a soft ritz cracker nightmare.

yessum

What about a Cornish Fairing? Is their gingerness any less provocative? Is a hob-nob more appropriate, being bereft of any ginger?

hob-nobs are comfortable oatmeal invitations of friendship
i accept your hob-nob
put chocolate on it and i will never forget you . . .

altho - saying that - a toffee-pop cannot be beaten really

A tossed salad?

Spock: "Fascinating Captain, I appear to derive enjoyment from arranging salad and fruit produce to represent Vulcan genitals"
Kirk: "Analysis Bones!"
Bones: "Ye gods Jim, can't you see we need to get him laid!"
Kirk "Give us a moment alone Bones......"

hob-nobs are comfortable oatmeal invitations of friendship
i accept your hob-nob
put chocolate on it and i will never forget you . . .

altho - saying that - a toffee-pop cannot be beaten really

I'll bet you're a pushover for the odd Twix or a packet of Munchies. Layered and multi faceted, oh yes. I know you.

Does anyone else feel like a peeping Tom at this verbal foreplay between Patsy and Janus? http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_6.gif

Sorry, forgot about this.

The winner is janus abimbi for this post (http://www.survivor-online.co.uk/forums/showpost.php?p=125530&postcount=418)


I was going to give it to Patsy till she went so far off topic!

******. :angry:

Lying ******. :pooh:

Does anyone else feel like a peeping Tom at this verbal foreplay between Patsy and Janus? http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_6.gif

:shocking: We are discussing biscuits, Crit. Really, I'm shocked.

:shocking: We are discussing biscuits, Crit. Really, I'm shocked.

Ooops! Sorry Patsy - it was mean of me to have a cheap laugh at your expense, forgetting how sensitive you are :blush: Well she is isn't she? :devil:

now now.
lets move along
Patsy - down!

groucho - you sure?
ok then

next!
starters orders . . .
http://www.quns.cam.ac.uk/Queens/Images/Squash.jpg

now now.
lets move along
Patsy - down!

groucho - you sure?
ok then

next!
starters orders . . .
http://www.quns.cam.ac.uk/Queens/Images/Squash.jpg


Cynthia, did you know you have the queen of all camel toes in those shorts dear.

Agi and Maud were determined the bluebottle would not live another day!

Just one, perhaps?

http://www.jakehowlett.com/tuckshop/wrappers/chocolate/filled/munchies.jpg

. .
http://www.quns.cam.ac.uk/Queens/Images/Squash.jpg

What's that awful smell? Did you just fart?

http://www.quns.cam.ac.uk/Queens/Images/Squash.jpg
Woman on left: " Right, that's your tenth lesson over. Next month we'll start using a ball."

Just one, perhaps?

http://www.jakehowlett.com/tuckshop/wrappers/chocolate/filled/munchies.jpg

Don't be tempted Janus Abimbi - look at the sell-by date.

http://www.quns.cam.ac.uk/Queens/Images/Squash.jpg

Ethel (on right): "Now see I reverse smash ball to corner where only Jeddai reach I will"
Doris: "THATS IT - I warned you, any more of that darned Yoda talk and I'd wrap this racket round your head"

Don't be tempted Janus Abimbi - look at the sell-by date.

It's symbolic. :ninja:

It's symbolic. :ninja:

patsy - play the game and stop harrassing me with your inappropriate confectionary proposals. I shall put the nestlé police onto you.
now - you've seen the picture - two ladies playing squash . . . .
what have you got to say about it? :shutup:

there are some quality replies so far
going to be a hard decision this one

there are some quality replies so far
going to be a hard decision this one

:shutup: :ranting: :wallbash:





















:ninja:

Ethel (on right): "Now see I reverse smash ball to corner where only Jeddai reach I will"
Doris: "THATS IT - I warned you, any more of that darned Yoda talk and I'd wrap this racket round your head"


survivorfan and coastie close
but asyangmouse wins
your go (if you aint in dublin that is . . . .)

ok guys, have a go at this one:

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b269/sayangmouse/bigmen.jpg

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b269/sayangmouse/bigmen.jpg


Telly Tubbies, Telly Tubbies say Ohh ohh.

The one on the right is saying
"I'm sure it was there last time I looked"

ok guys, have a go at this one:

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b269/sayangmouse/bigmen.jpg

Thank you Simon & Sharon for your kind comments.
Louis so you think we have image problem then?

Thank you Simon & Sharon for your kind comments.
Louis so you think we have image problem then?


LMAO:laugh:

ok guys, have a go at this one:

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b269/sayangmouse/bigmen.jpg

Does my bum look big in this?

ok guys, have a go at this one:

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b269/sayangmouse/bigmen.jpg

'And now Antwan in the green will demonstrate filling his pants with poo!'

Rik Wallers new band were having serious problems getting noticed

ok guys, have a go at this one:





Ummmm is it time to choose the winner yet?

Ummmm is it time to choose the winner yet?

It looks like Sayangamouse is no longer in the Group so won't be able to pick the winner. As a lot of us turned dear little Eddie's picture in the gallery into a caption competition shall we get this one going again?

Is it OK if I pick the winner? I think I'll go with Taffy for:

Thank you Simon & Sharon for your kind comments.
Louis so you think we have image problem then? :thumbsup:

Your turn then Taffy :)

No sign of Taffy then? Would you like to have a go Bridge? :)

I'll have go if nobody is going to post a pic! Here ya go! Problem solved::kid:

http://www.greendaycommunity.org/Forum/uploads/av-11437.jpg

Billie-Jo sources more hair-stiffener for MIke

I'll have go if nobody is going to post a pic! Here ya go! Problem solved::kid:

http://www.greendaycommunity.org/Forum/uploads/av-11437.jpg


Blah Jakey Boy beat me to it!

I'll have go if nobody is going to post a pic! Here ya go! Problem solved::kid:

http://www.greendaycommunity.org/Forum/uploads/av-11437.jpg


Billy-Joe shows what he thinks of Bush, a load of old snot!

Hey who changed the darn picture where's Billy Joe gone? :glare:

I thought it was about time this thread was revived, so here goes

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y187/Bridgejones/big_mouth.jpg

You supposed to play da tambourine man not eat it.

I must learn to just lick the plate and not suck

When the dentist said I needed a plate, this was NOT what I expected :mad2:

"Judge at Ugandan discus competition stands too close to thrower."

Tenicia took the expression "who ate all the pies" a little too literally.

the tiny lady caught the 1p coin unexpectedly, looked back at the civil gentleman and declared:
"yo is one mean f_cker, yo fat catsucker!"
knowing the £2 coin would have killed her dead.

the tiny lady caught the 1p coin unexpectedly, looked back at the civil gentleman and declared:
"yo is one mean f_cker, yo fat catsucker!"
knowing the £2 coin would have killed her dead.

...................:laugh:

"...so er...does my lip look big in this?"

can i choose a winner now, can i ?:w00t:

The winner is..................da da da PATSY.:applause: your turn ole girl.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y187/Bridgejones/big_mouth.jpg



"It was the only solution!...we're never going to win the World Cup by fair means so i chose foul and ate it...is the tribal doctor around?...i may be needing him...and if anybody claiming to be from FIFA comes around here...I'M NOT HERE!...DENY EVERYTHING!...okay?"

The winner is..................da da da PATSY.:applause: your turn ole girl.

It's a fix! :angry:

http://vorlon.cwru.edu/~kalele/mirrored_album/funny/aah.jpg

THE AMERICANS ARE IN TOWN!
:gunsmilie
WE'RE NOW RECRUITING.

http://www.tribuneindia.com/2003/20030202/spectrum/tony%20blair.jpg

"Here...is the hole...the ar*e...is across the Atlantic...inside a large...white...house"

It's a fix! :angry:

Quiet, Tugboat. And Woody, do keep up. I won, therefore I post a picture. If you can't play nicely........... Right, Google here I come!

http://vorlon.cwru.edu/~kalele/mirrored_album/funny/aah.jpg


'...this is the non-stop train to London Waterloo going via numerous other countries you could seek asylym in but hey...who cares about those eh?'

Quiet, Tugboat. And Woody, do keep up. I won, therefore I post a picture. If you can't play nicely........... Right, Google here I come!

Well hurry up then you fish faced old hag! :evilmad:

Oi!

When you've QUITE finished. :glare:

http://www.geocities.com/johnniemccoy/cheerleaderdog3.jpg

Thank you.

Oi!

When you've QUITE finished. :glare:

http://www.geocities.com/johnniemccoy/cheerleaderdog3.jpg

Thank you.


The Boston Babe Cheerleaders were one man short.

Quiet, Tugboat. And Woody, do keep up. I won, therefore I post a picture. If you can't play nicely........... Right, Google here I come!

:unsure:ooh sorry Patty foie-gras - i have the gist of it now...


...but could you just be kind/tolerant enough to explain the full rules for an eejit like moi...


...sometimes things can go over my head...:bye:

:unsure:ooh sorry Patty foie-gras - i have the gist of it now...


...but could you just be kind/tolerant enough to explain the full rules for an eejit like moi...


...sometimes things can go over my head...:bye:


Hey Woody,
think of a funny caption for that Doggy pic.:wink_kiss

**sighs patronisingly, but patiently, as with small child**

Someone posts picture. People come up with "funny" captions for said picture. Person who posted original picture chooses winner (can be over a couple of days if take-up is slow). Winner posts new picture, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.

Alright?

Edit: What Bridge said.