**sighs patronisingly, but patiently, as with small child**

Someone posts picture. People come up with "funny" captions for said picture. Person who posted original picture chooses winner (can be over a couple of days if take-up is slow). Winner posts new picture, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.

Alright?

Edit: What Bridge said.


OoooErrrrrrr Pat's got her knickers in a twist today has'nt she! hee

http://www.geocities.com/johnniemccoy/cheerleaderdog3.jpg




The young Patsy suddenly realised the old woman she had been winding up really was a witch!

**sighs patronisingly, but patiently, as with small child**

Someone posts picture. People come up with "funny" captions for said picture. Person who posted original picture chooses winner (can be over a couple of days if take-up is slow). Winner posts new picture, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.

Alright?

Edit: What Bridge said.

ok cheers bug ears!

...so do i have clearance to think of a funny caption for said doggy picture?...or will that take two days to process too??:unsure:

http://www.geocities.com/johnniemccoy/cheerleaderdog3.jpg

Posh hoped the other WAGs would like the wigs she'd bought them.

OoooErrrrrrr Pat's got her knickers in a twist today has'nt she! hee

no it's really not her fault...i'm a complete numbnuts! :bored:

no it's really not her fault...i'm a complete numbnuts! :bored:

I am just trying to provoke our Pat's as i love it when she gets a strop on and lose's her patience.:w00t: i find her very entertaining.

Oh sod it anyway!...my life's been one monumental rule-break - why change now??




http://www.geocities.com/johnniemccoy/cheerleaderdog3.jpg


"day wouldn' accep me momma!...doze bit*hes tol' me i was a real dawg!"

[QUOTE=Woodstock]



"day wouldn' accep me momma!...doze bit*hes tol' me i was a real dawg!"[/QUOTE






snigger titter Nice one Woody.

I am just trying to provoke our Pat's as i love it when she gets a strop on and lose's her patience.:w00t: i find her very entertaining.

...that would make her always entertaining then?? :bye:

I am just trying to provoke our Pat's as i love it when she gets a strop on and lose's her patience.:w00t: i find her very entertaining.

Moi? I'm a pussycat, me. http://www.invision.smileyville.net/smilies/animal_rooster.gif <------- See?!

dammit - wrong smiley

snigger titter Nice one Woody.

yeah but i shall kop it from that Mississippi gal...


...you won't tell her will ya? :unsure:

http://www.geocities.com/johnniemccoy/cheerleaderdog3.jpg

"Thinks ... why does he always make me dress up like this before I shag his leg?"

...i think it's now just a matter of waiting for a decision to be made...i've heard it could take days if not weeks...:unsure:















...i'm getting extremely tense even at this early stage...:unsure:

http://www.geocities.com/johnniemccoy/cheerleaderdog3.jpg

"Thinks ... why does he always make me dress up like this before I shag his leg?"


That had me stitches...................:laugh:

Any more for any more?

Nah. Give it to Swervacious and let's move on :applause:

Pick a winner Pats.:wink2:

Actually, I was going to give it to you, Fiona, for being particularly topical.

:evilmad: FIX!:evilmad:

Hah!

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002I27.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002I27.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
Entertainment News: Mime artist sets new record juggling three balls and Sharon Osbourne.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002I27.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
Big Man in Skirt thinks "I could drop this and the world would be free from Wee Jimmy Crankie for ever! Mwahahahahaaaaa....."

Hah!

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002I27.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

(lady balancing in air) "Get me down, the big brutes arm pits smell!"

Hah!

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002I27.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

getting a job as a toilet attendant in a london night club aint as easy as it used to be . . .

Realising he doesn't have the temperament for football, Rooney joins the circus!

Any more for any more?

.......last call...........

Any more for any more?

.......last call...........

Just say I've won and let's move on...:mad2:

I CAN THEN POST THIS PIC BEFORE i FINISH MY ROUND OF SHIFTS!

http://chesss.webpark.pl/funny%20pic.gif

*Under duress* - OK then Coaster.

But Patsy's was better

Just say I've won and let's move on...:mad2:

I CAN THEN POST THIS PIC BEFORE i FINISH MY ROUND OF SHIFTS!

http://chesss.webpark.pl/funny%20pic.gif


What bird-brain super-glued my feet to this flucking skate-board?

Just say I've won and let's move on...:mad2:

I CAN THEN POST THIS PIC BEFORE i FINISH MY ROUND OF SHIFTS!

http://chesss.webpark.pl/funny%20pic.gif

Having only driven automatics, Mr Blue Sky was unsure how to start his new quadra-cycle . . . . :p

http://chesss.webpark.pl/funny%20pic.gif
The things they make me do to try and win £250

Adam Faith took his most famous role a little too far...........

I had a beak like an eagle until I ran into that damn wall...

http://chesss.webpark.pl/funny%20pic.gif
For sale on ebay, going cheep.

The anonymous bad rep poster makes a quick getaway!

:laugh: Nicely tied in there, Rob.

I had a beak like an eagle until I ran into that damn wall...

................. :laugh:

Can I choose the winner? Can I? Can I?

Patsy: Can I choose the winner? Can I? Can I?-


no

Tough. I already have.

Tough. I already have.
. . . . . . . . . . . .
who?

yes Patsy who ??

Well I can't tell you, obviously, because it wasn't my caption. Derrrrr!!!!

The anonymous bad rep poster makes a quick getaway!

For being current and funny!

Go Rob...go :applause:

Thanks Coastie - but could someone else please pick up the baton and post a picture - I'm away on holiday in a couple of days - and won't be around to pick a winner!

Rob - how about you post a picture and let (chooses someone at random) Bridge pick the winner.

ok i don't mind picking the winner, errrrrrr Rob are you there? picture would be good, the bug-ger's gone. :glare:

In light of a poor showing I shall nominate my second place choice of SB to complete the challenge of setting the next picture! :wacko:

OK - I can post a picture later - unless SB wants to!!

OK - I can post a picture later - unless SB wants to!!
You go ahead Rob

Cheers - How about this one -

http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/pics2/stray_bat.jpg

Cheers - How about this one -

http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/pics2/stray_bat.jpg
Next time the fans will make sure the Mexican Wave is in sequence

Next time the fans will make sure the Mexican Wave is in sequence
http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/pics2/stray_bat.jpg

(The Woman in black with sun glasses)

Oooo now I could have fun with

http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/pics2/stray_bat.jpg

New evidence shows fear of bats is more common than previously believed.

http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/pics2/stray_bat.jpg

New evidence shows fear of bats is more common than previously believed.

Love It ILOL

Cheers - How about this one -

http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/pics2/stray_bat.jpg

The fly decided it was his turn to do the swatting!

Toss up between Coastie and Survivorfan. Both really good :applause:

http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/pics2/stray_bat.jpg

The Quidditch spectators were taken by surprise when
a sudden onset of puberty created problems for Harry
and his Invisibility Cloak.

Cheers - How about this one -

http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/pics2/stray_bat.jpg

Baseball player spots Mother in Law in stands.

http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/pics2/stray_bat.jpg

New evidence shows fear of bats is more common than previously believed.

OK - as I'm still here - and Bridge has entered!! I've decided to pick a winner - and it's SF :applause:

Lets Have a caption Then SF :good:

here you go
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/surreyfrog/TheGurning_AnnAlexWoods.jpg

here you go
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/surreyfrog/TheGurning_AnnAlexWoods.jpg
Mr. and Mrs. Smith where praised as heroes yesterday when they saved a plane full of passengers by plugging two holes in the fuselage with their ar,ses

here you go
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/surreyfrog/TheGurning_AnnAlexWoods.jpg
Popeye and Olive Oyl pose for their bus pass photos.

here you go
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/surreyfrog/TheGurning_AnnAlexWoods.jpg

She's saying to him "Come on, come on, put your best face on. I just know Davina will love us!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/surreyfrog/TheGurning_AnnAlexWoods.jpg

The new dialysis nurse hadn't quite got the hang of pumping the blood back in.

here you go
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/surreyfrog/TheGurning_AnnAlexWoods.jpg

Posh and Becks have certainly gone down hill since David gave up his Captaincy.

here you go
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/surreyfrog/TheGurning_AnnAlexWoods.jpg


Martha let one rip and they both agreed it was a bit sour . . .

Happy 10th Wedding Anniversary

Cockney and Floopy.

Winner to be announced this afternoon. Patsy, you are disqualified for taunting someone who has left the MB.

Close call this one, but for the image it conjured up I'll give this one to Cockney - over to you Cockers.

So, mine was really the funniest, though, right? :thumbsup:

PS: Who's left the MB? :unsure:

So, mine was really the funniest, though, right? :thumbsup:

PS: Who's left the MB? :unsure:


what's an MB?

:unsure:

MB = Message Board - Janus! :good:

Here you go

http://www.funky.co.uk/fun_games/caption_competition/img/caption_competition_006.jpg

Dab's reason for never making an SO meet is finally revealed.

I cannea see the picture :sad:

Here you go

http://www.funky.co.uk/fun_games/caption_competition/img/caption_competition_006.jpg

Can you see it now Luce?

No...just an empty space...not even a little box with a red cross...nothing but Cockers text! :sad:

*sigh*

Will someone please explain the rules to Cockers. We need a funny pic, not one of Floops 'Readers' Husbands' shots.

Nice sofa btw :pimp:

http://www.funky.co.uk/fun_games/caption_competition/img/caption_competition_006.jpg

Stop press ... Penis Pump judge experimented with food mixer - tragic consequences revealed.

http://www.funky.co.uk/fun_games/caption_competition/img/caption_competition_006.jpg



Hairy Harry auditions for new Planet of the Apes movie.

http://www.funky.co.uk/fun_games/caption_competition/img/caption_competition_006.jpg



New waxing breakthrough procedure fails to hit the mark.

I think SF is winning but has not yet won

I think SF is winning but has not yet won


HUH? :unsure:

HUH? :unsure:


SF is the winner

SF is the winner


FIX !!!!!!!!!!! :shocking:

mine was better than hers :D :p

FIX !!!!!!!!!!! :shocking:

mine was better than hers :D :p

ER you mean His

ER you mean His


OOPS:blush:

Why dont you give us one Bridge

Saddam goes on shave strike...

Whatever, over to you Bridge

Why dont you give us one Bridge


What you mean a pic? Haaaaaa:naughty: what about SF ?

No, I insist, go ahead.

What you mean a pic? Haaaaaa:naughty: what about SF ?


Ya do us both

No, I insist, go ahead.

Ok here goes.........................

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y187/Bridgejones/apee.jpg

Ok here goes.........................

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y187/Bridgejones/apee.jpg

Little Johnny now knew why the Dragoon Guards won the battle for the Khyber pass even through they where out numbered ten to one

Ok here goes.........................

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y187/Bridgejones/apee.jpg

Local Boy's find missing squirrel.

Little Johnny now knew why the Dragoon Guards won the battle for the Khyber pass even through they where out numbered ten to one


ROFL Cockney.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/surreyfrog/apee.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y187/Bridgejones/apee.jpg

Little Johnny finds out why Amazing Grace got her name.

Are we all done?, can i choose a winner now . can i , can i ?:w00t:

The moment "Big Hamish" lost his reputation.

Are we all done?

The Ole Coc-k is the winner, (although i don't know why as i'm sure he still thinks i am the Phantom Graffitti artist!)Haaaaa COCKERS IT'S OVER TO YOU.

COCKNEY Dozy Sod you've WON Mate.

Go with someone else Bridge, or post another pic.

Survivor You've won !!!!!!!!:thumbsup:

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g221/surreyfrog1/manwithteeth.jpg

PJ was proud that his experiment with mini solar panels had worked, after all his customer was still going strong at 110!

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g221/surreyfrog1/manwithteeth.jpg

Elvis lives!!!

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g221/surreyfrog1/manwithteeth.jpg

Bond villians just aren't what they used to be...

Decision time.

I was going to award it to you Coastie for your first one, but now YOU HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFIED FOR MULTIPLE ENTRIES.

THe winner is Janus Abimbi.

Come on down!

Well, one doesn't get much of a chance with you, does one? :glare:

Decision time.

I was going to award it to you Coastie for your first one, but now YOU HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFIED FOR MULTIPLE ENTRIES.

THe winner is Janus Abimbi.

Come on down!

ooh lordy - right wait a mo - hunting . . . .

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews18/a%20powell%20pressburger%20black%20narcissus%20dvd %20review/net%20Michael%20Powell%20Emeric%20Pressburger%20Bl ack%20Narcissus%20DVD%20Review%20PDVD_012.jpg

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews18/a%20powell%20pressburger%20black%20narcissus%20dvd %20review/net%20Michael%20Powell%20Emeric%20Pressburger%20Bl ack%20Narcissus%20DVD%20Review%20PDVD_012.jpg
. . . bias awarded if anybody can tell me which film it's from . .

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews18/a%20powell%20pressburger%20black%20narcissus%20dvd %20review/net%20Michael%20Powell%20Emeric%20Pressburger%20Bl ack%20Narcissus%20DVD%20Review%20PDVD_012.jpg

Sister Clodagh had never seen such a big, black


















narcissus

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews18/a%20powell%20pressburger%20black%20narcissus%20dvd %20review/net%20Michael%20Powell%20Emeric%20Pressburger%20Bl ack%20Narcissus%20DVD%20Review%20PDVD_012.jpg

Sister Clodagh is caught red handed in a dirty habit!

]http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews18/a%20powell%20pressburger%20black%20narcissus%20dvd %20review/net%20Michael%20Powell%20Emeric%20Pressburger%20Bl ack%20Narcissus%20DVD%20Review%20PDVD_012.jpg
Sister Clodah looks in a mirror for the first time ever and discovers she's a nun.

Mr Benn instantly regretted his latest choice of costume.

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews18/a%20powell%20pressburger%20black%20narcissus%20dvd %20review/net%20Michael%20Powell%20Emeric%20Pressburger%20Bl ack%20Narcissus%20DVD%20Review%20PDVD_012.jpg

Nun Betty finds the Mother superior in an uncompromising position.

Mikado (the mr benn one) wins
(and hats off to fee for all fir twas indeed Black Narcissus)

It features briefly in the Film Four Freeview ads on Channel 4. Do I get half a point?

I think the Nun is the actress Deborah Kerr?

I think the Nun is the actress Deborah Kerr?

it is indeed deborah kerr -
i would really fancy her if i was around in the 40's - good lips.
And eggs sell lant pro nun see hay shun.
(which is a wierd thing to fancy but it does things for me)
she is top totty in life and death of colonel blimp too.

(I like powell and pressburger films - do you?)

Mikado (the mr benn one) wins
(and hats off to fee for all fir twas indeed Black Narcissus)
Thanks Janus :)

Would someone else like to choose the next picture?

Thanks Janus :)

Would someone else like to choose the next picture?

Geez some people are just so lazy!:mad2:

Ok here's one:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y187/Bridgejones/awo.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y187/Bridgejones/awo.jpg

Freddy was worried that the barber might forget that he asked for his shave to be 'just like the barbers hair'

Lola had a more unique approach to murdering her millionaire husband...

Guy in Chair: "Whoa, thats a Ho if ever I've seen one........"
Italian Barber: "Thats my sister........."

Come on then

Guy in Chair: "Whoa, thats a Ho if ever I've seen one........"
Italian Barber: "Thats my sister........."


GATUBELA WINS !!!!!!!!!! NICE ONE, your turn to post a pic.

eek, give me till tomorrow to find a picture and figure out how to post it.....soon.

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b269/sayangmouse/funnypic3.jpg

Winner announced this weekend. Have fun.

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b269/sayangmouse/funnypic3.jpg

Jane was taking her father's suggestion that she should "get a bit more fat on her" VERY seriously!!

And so the experiment to balance the human race continues...

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b269/sayangmouse/funnypic3.jpg

A warning to women who join Dateline and ask for 'a man with a thick girth'.

Jack and his lunch.

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b269/sayangmouse/funnypic3.jpg

Jane's literal interpretation of 'blow-job' inflated more than Jack's ego.

John Prescott's new secretary is expected to accompany him everywhere.

After they won the lottery, Jill spent her half of the winnings on radical cosmetic surgery, a personal trainer and gym equipment.

Jack spent his on Happy Meals.

Sorry to spam the thread, but that pic reminds me of the old joke: "So, Miss Sweden, what first attracted you to multi-billionaire Hugo Grossman?" :)

But I'm sure they're a lovely couple, whoever they are :)

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b269/sayangmouse/funnypic3.jpg

Winner announced this weekend. Have fun.
Peter and Jane think the prize for the best identical twins is their`s for the taking.

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b269/sayangmouse/funnypic3.jpg

Even on her honeymoon, Jane still couln't figure out who'd eaten all those pies!

I've been trying to think along a "who ate all the pies" theme, but couldn't think of anything funny.

Neither, it appears, could Groucho. :wink_kiss

I've been trying to think along a "who ate all the pies" theme, but couldn't think of anything funny.

Neither, it appears, could Groucho. :wink_kiss

As soon as I have spread it about about, I'll be back to this post :glare:

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b269/sayangmouse/funnypic3.jpg



Him: Do these shorts make my @rse look fat?

Her: No, that's all the pies you eat!

Nope. Still not funny. Now, replace "chips" with "pies" and replace this post with your first one and Fanny's your aunt!

Could you all please stop quoting and reposting the picture cos that woman's arese in that thong is making me feel ill.

Thank you.

Could you all please stop quoting and reposting the picture cos that woman's arese in that thong is making me feel ill.

Thank you.

And his doesn't??? :shocking:

Jeez, you're an odd bird Buzz! :unsure:

She's become immune since she invested in a full length mirror.:w00t:

And his doesn't??? :shocking:

Jeez, you're an odd bird Buzz! :unsure:
I've been called worse. Bonnie just accused me of being cheerful in the recipie thread...

I've been called worse. Bonnie just accused me of being cheerful in the recipie thread...

I think you'll find it was cheap :bag:

I think you'll find it was cheap :bag:
Cruel Bons, sooooo cruel.:sad:

The chatter suggests time for a new one.

The following takes it purely on the political incorrectness and scandalous nature...

John Prescott's new secretary is expected to accompany him everywhere.

Over to you Mikado.

Thanks Gatubela :)

This one pinched from another forum:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/mikado/photophoto.jpg

The Judean Popular Front on Holiday.

Or is that the Peoples Front of Judeah? :)

Abdul was very impressed with the invisible stool he'd purchased at the bazaar earlier that morning.

Cameraman: "get rid of that handbag, you look over-dressed."

Did anyone pack the suncream .... my hands are burning.

The Iranian Spice Girls never quite made it.

"Say Cheese !"

All whispering to each other

One on left: "My thong is pinching"
Second left: "I wish Brad Pitt would pinch me"
Middle: "a romp with Vin Diesel for me"
Second from right: "menage-a-trois anyone !"
Right: "reality girls, our fat-aarse husband is taking a picture"

As Geoff squatted down to take the photograph he prayed he wouldn`t "follow through" after a huge fart ripped through him and now understood why his mates were wearing black after last nights curry fest.

Thanks Gatubela :)

This one pinched from another forum:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/mikado/photophoto.jpg

Having been banned from their favourite bar the attendees of the latest SO meet decided to go in disguise!

:laugh:

Personally I reckon this pic is of the latest location shoot for Saudi Babes magazine...

Anyway, the winner is... Groucho's invisible stool :)

Over to you Grouch.

Why thankyou mik.

Have a go at this, she was always good for alot of posts in the past:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1360000/images/_1360086_bb_survivor150.jpg

Who is she?

Durrrr! :kid:

P.O.L.O. launches a new fashion range...

Who is she?

Who. Is. She?

Where. Did you find her?

:w00t:

Sooooo obvious.

Well. Who is she?

Don't know, sorry. :cry:

Can someone else get this, I'm a bit scared.

Well it looks a bit like Cyndi Lauper, but she doesn't look like she's having much fun. Do you see what I did there?

Charlotte models Max Factors new Survival range

Click to see why we're all here. (http://www.survivor-online.co.uk/s1/index.shtml)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1360000/images/_1360086_bb_survivor150.jpg

When Charlotte started finding sumo wrestlers bums sexy, she realised her Japan obsession was out of control.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1360000/images/_1360086_bb_survivor150.jpg

Charlotte's lipstick and blusher was crap.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1360000/images/_1360086_bb_survivor150.jpg

New Government poster to warn of danger of sleeping in the gutter when they're painting yellow lines.

Click to see why we're all here. (http://www.survivor-online.co.uk/s1/index.shtml)

That's not why I'm here. I never watched it.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1360000/images/_1360086_bb_survivor150.jpg

Bridge decides on new image for Haverfordwest Holiday, to disguise the fact she is English.

Has Groucho deserted us?

Grouch is on his hols till Saturday. Anyone else want to post a new one?

Gwan then.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/img/galleries/fatanimals/1pigeonSOLENT_350x280.jpg

Gwan then.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/img/galleries/fatanimals/1pigeonSOLENT_350x280.jpg
Even though he was reincarnated there was no mistaking Rik Waller

I've just thought of one that made me laugh. It's a winner. Can I post and vote for myself? :cool:

Gillian McKeith's pilot "You are What You Eat" program for birds.

(Finch: "Have you any idea what your Poo smells like...?")

The pidgeon is saying, "It's not my fault! I blame those MacDonalds adverts..."

Mine's still the funniest. :cool:

Carry on, though.

Not it's not.



The blue tit is saying, "You know, you really oughtta lay off those GM peanuts."

Mine's still the funniest. :cool:

Carry on, though.
Go on then...what`s yours? And no, you can`t win

Blue Tit: " So Tiny, a Chinese restaurant just came to town. Diet, or lay low, your call......"

I've just thought of one that made me laugh. It's a winner. Can I post and vote for myself? :cool:

Please will you post yours Patsy:)

:unsure: No. Shan't. I couldn't stand the rejection.

Oh pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease? :wink_kiss

:unsure: No. Shan't. I couldn't stand the rejection.
It`s probably not as funny as she first thought then :shutup:

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/img/galleries/fatanimals/1pigeonSOLENT_350x280.jpg

Tom Tit: 'ere Perce, are you sure the email said 'peanuts enlargement'?

Albert Tit decided to go without his dinner after Anthony Pigeon shat all over the table!

Bird on the left "Hello Ms Rayner. Can you help me? I can't help feeling a bit of a tit".

Was that it?? The funny one??

That was it. Splittin' your sides, aintcha?

Time for a winner to be picked?

That was it. Splittin' your sides, aintcha?

Funnily enough...NO! :w00t:

And the winner is..........?

Loooong drum beat

Still drumming...arms getting tired...hands wilting...:mellow:

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/img/galleries/fatanimals/1pigeonSOLENT_350x280.jpg

Tit: Thanks for the dinner but I hope you're not expecting sex afterwards.

OK. Seabreeze is the winner.

SB stop playing Jewels and post a pic.

Sorry didn`t realise I had won....going to get pic now

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i308/seabreeze66uk/sixpack.jpg

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i308/seabreeze66uk/sixpack.jpg

McDonalds stronger than genetics? Schwarzenegger Jnr. The Proof.

Nigel has second thoughts about taking that job as a butcher's apprentice.

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Brandon Routh fears he may lose the role as Groucho auditions for the next Superman movie...

Hilda realised with dismay that her choice of husband was as poor as her taste in wallpaper.

Coastie wins :yahoo:

Here ye go...

http://www.daria.no/images/1/16129_64616.jpg

Headline in Portsmouth Bugle:-

"Coastguard sues father for cruelty to pets."

confusious say man with limp dick can give double the pleasure with erect moustache

Gordon shaved his beard off because it looked silly.

Hilda's merkin glue was just not up to the job.

McDonalds were really trying to tackle their customer service problems by making all employees wear a huge fake smile

Gordon shaved his beard off because it looked silly.

This wins! :laugh:

Well done Sfanny...although Mars almost had ya!

Oh gawsh! I shall hunt one out and put it up.

Go on then do your worst.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/surreyfrog/stupid6.jpg

Miss Wilkins sex education classes were always a hit with the young lads...

Barbara was intruiged as to why red stuff came out of this particular one

Jenny caught fantasising it's The Man from Del Monte.

The woman from Delmonte she say "Yes..........yes..............yes.......YES ........YES ...........YES"

On hearing that the sanitory towel factory had gone on strike, Barbara found a new way of dealing with that messy monthly leakage.

The time has come to make a choice. All good, but in my mind there's a clear winner, step forward ... (drum roll) ...

Andrea!

Oh wow, what can I say, I've never won anything like this before in my life!

Thankyou, thankyou.:wink_kiss

Anyway, next photo...

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Wayne and the missis wondered whether the Ebay IVF clinic was such a good idea after all.

Anna was very concerned that her husband was much happier to see the dog then her

Thank you darlin' - I've been dreamin' of a good ole American hot dog while if been fightin' terrorism.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/surreyfrog/untitled-2.jpg

Honey, we will always love junior, and I know I asked before, but you sure those gulf war injections you got, errrr, didn't have any side effects......

Oh wow, what can I say, I've never won anything like this before in my life!

Thankyou, thankyou.:wink_kiss

Anyway, next photo...

http://bonald.blogspot.com/dog%20greets%20man.jpg

Molly quickly substituted herself for the puppy and ran!

Sorry guys, haven't been on for a while.

I would like to announce the winner is............................Fee!

:applause:

OK - here you go

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y118/FenellaFinkelstein/bullfighters.jpg

OK - here you go

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y118/FenellaFinkelstein/bullfighters.jpg

José shows his mates how to relieve tension before a big fight.

Bucks Fizz quickly found a fault with their new feminist 'PC' costumes

I said " Spear the BULLS, spear the BULLS you imbeciles "

I said 'release the Bulls!

or (if deemed to similar to SB's)

Romano had a novel way to stop his pants filling up when the bull as released...'You see by sliting the trousers the poo and pee plops and pours atright onto the ground!'

"No, no, it's OK! I lost the other one last year"

Matador on right "one....two....two balls. Que es el problema?"

Matador on left "Dios mio. Where's the other one ?!!!!?"

I've just been reminded about this by way of a pm containing a number of gratuitous asterisks :glare:

Any way...

The winner issssssssssssssss...

Seabreeze, for her load of balls :applause:

Been away, just got back, will post a pic ASAP

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2486/ass9kp.jpg

Jasmine had been bored lately so she decided to look up her best friend.

Gah! Stuck. And that vindaloo from last night is coming out any second.......