"Does my bum look big in this?"

Mikado, you stole mine! :boxing:

'So thats where my ex thinks my words come from!'

Oh God, my bum does look big in this!

Oops edit to say, I missed the last page of this thread and have just seen Mik's entry!
Aww well, great minds and all that!

Jasmine had been bored lately so she decided to look up her best friend.
We have a winner :good:

Here we go then

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/surreyfrog/bloomers.jpg

Mavis and Gladys decided removing the saddles was much more fun!

Elsie and Hilda realised that they really needed cobblestones for that extra bit of excitment.

Any more? LInes close in 24 hrs.

One on the left is thinking "****! That woman's got no legs!"

For its sheer eyewateringness the winning entry is

CoastalPerson

Yay...here we go then....

http://www.prankabuddy.com/files/stupid-bull.jpg

http://www.prankabuddy.com/files/stupid-bull.jpg

One afternoon at the Esher Open Air Lido Thelma couldn't resist pulling the rope labelled "DANGER ON NO ACCOUNT PULL THIS ROPE".

Yay...here we go then....

http://www.prankabuddy.com/files/stupid-bull.jpg
The sign said No Petting, not No Pets.

Yay...here we go then....

http://www.prankabuddy.com/files/stupid-bull.jpg
They weren't sure, but the Spanish thought this is what the tourists wanted at 'Sea World'...

SF...I spit tea on the keyboard when I first read yours so...you win!:applause:

WOuldst thou try thy wit on this one?

http://www.health-information-fitness.com/cleanse/images/right_side_enema.jpg

One-legged lady in pink - "well, my colonic certainly did the trick".

The new cleaning ladies at the Travel Lodge were certainly thouragh in their jobs

New Bond movie tries to re-create the iconic effect of the golden woman in Goldfinger by giving it a modern twist...

Seabreeze, great one, you won.

PS which Travel Lodge were you talking about, I might pay a visit.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i308/seabreeze66uk/asshat2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/surreyfrog/asshat2.jpg

Pvt. Stamp thought this form of corporal punishment was a real pain in the ass!

Corporal: "Jones, what the F......."
Jones: "Minefield ahead then I'm on HIS back"

Coastie is the winner :thumbsup:

I'm not back at work for eons and can't get google images to play in the library so I would like for Gat to choose a piccie on my behalf...:thumbsup:

Go on then

Sorry I thought Gat would have got here first....here goes:

http://www.funny-world-records.com/bicycle-start.jpg

http://www.funny-world-records.com/bicycle-start.jpg
Rupert couldn't afford an iPod so he did the next best thing.

Colin put a new spin on mobile discos

I think Coastie is still trying to decide - tell you what, I'll declare myself de facto winner and do a new one

http://blogs.allocine.fr/accueil/vignettes_video/Z20060528022434300394965-276fad16e1c245603c388f33fe3fcad0.jpg

Gordon Brown tried to convince his Labour counter-parts he was the best man for the job by showing off his versatility

Young David Cameron misunderstood what was meant by an exhibition at Eton.

Harry Potter and the power of the beans

Jenkins took the invitation to bounce some of his ideas around a little too literally.

... it's raining men, alley-lu-ya!

The other gentlemen waited patiently for their turn in the new baby bouncey for grown ups...

(Dol I spat tea at yours...t-he!)

http://blogs.allocine.fr/accueil/vignettes_video/Z20060528022434300394965-276fad16e1c245603c388f33fe3fcad0.jpg


"who let colin near the red bull again?"

Hey, hard choice, hard choice, but after much cogitation and deliberation I'm going to give it to ... Bloo.

You put one up now Bloo.

YAY! I won! :applause:

Here's the next one:

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p302/Rosephotobucket_album/Other/granny.jpg


How long do I wait to pick a winner?

Mavis was getting fed up waiting for a 69 to come along.




(I'd wait till you get some replies. HTH)

that was the fourth bus that day that had got lost in Mavis' black hole.

(her name is Mavis isn't it?!)

(either that or Dolores :naughty: )

(either that or Dolores :naughty: )


the days of me getting my legs in that position are long long gone - I'm nowhere near as limber as Mavis is!


oooh got a new caption ...


...the foghorns had broken down so Mavis stepped into the breach and let out a massive fanny fart to warn ships they were about to collide ...

...the foghorns had broken down so Mavis stepped into the breach and let out a massive fanny fart to warn ships they were about to collide ...

:sick:

ummmm.......

Ann Summers could only find one model for their new "Hello Boys!" ad campaign.

Mavis rarely had trouble hailing taxis.

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p302/Rosephotobucket_album/Other/granny.jpg

Mavis found out the hard way why it's dangerous to jump off a moving bus.

As she aged, Heather Mills had increasing difficulties remembering how to attach her leg

Mavis wondered why every bus sped up as it reached her stop.

As she aged, Heather Mills had increasing difficulties remembering how to attach her leg


Lol! :laugh:

Excellent!

I AM HAVING PROBLEMS AS i CAN'T SEE THE PICTURE...IT IS HOWEVER PROVIDING ME WITH ANOTHER FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT...GUESSING WHAT THE PICTURE IS..


OH CAPS-LOCK!:wallbash:

As she aged, Heather Mills had increasing difficulties remembering how to attach her leg


We have a winner! :yahoo:

Good old Heather. Always a winner :laugh:

http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/people/funny-politican.jpg

http://estb.msn.com/i/F4/802AA9171FCC37750AA783E2CA0C8.jpg

David Cameron judges the Stowe-on-the-Wold Tommy Cooper competition.

David Cameron tried raising some zombies in order to gain a few extra votes

http://estb.msn.com/i/F4/802AA9171FCC37750AA783E2CA0C8.jpg
Ok- you've made your point - I'll re-instate the funding for adult piano classes.

http://estb.msn.com/i/F4/802AA9171FCC37750AA783E2CA0C8.jpg


Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
And No One's Gonna Save You From The Beast About
Strike
You Know It's Thriller, Thriller Night
You're Fighting For Your Life Inside A Killer, Thriller
Tonight
:)

Any chance of picking a winner? - I like this game

^^ That's the best one so far.:thumbsup:

Can we get this show back on the road?

May I nominate erm myself as de facto judge and jury, give it to TIGEREYE, TE can you put up a new one?

Yours votingly SF

Can we get this show back on the road?

May I nominate erm myself as de facto judge and jury, give it to TIGEREYE, TE can you put up a new one?

Yours votingly SF

agreed. lets get on with it....

Don't wait for TE, she'll be under a table somewhere. Go for it, oh Swervacious one.

OK, let's give it a swing

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44373000/jpg/_44373776_france_ap_416b.jpg

Fed up with paying for their pensions and health care the young people began shipping the old out by the bus load...



The protest for better seating at bus stops wasn't as well supported as Ethel had hoped it would be...

one old bloke to the other old bloke ... where's Edna hidden her walking stick?

the other old bloke to the otherold bloke ... up her jacksey.

Any more for any more? I'm itching to pick a winner.

sf put on his tartan bunnet to announce the winner

OK, let's give it a swing

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44373000/jpg/_44373776_france_ap_416b.jpg



Я говорил вам не написать "Путин Отстой" на стекло

OK , we have a winner, it's

Addison

Hurrah!!!

I think a few celebratory smilies are in order for a certain forum member.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y118/FenellaFinkelstein/smiley/Mauridia_22.gif

Well, some kind of member anyway.

Addison, time to stick one up.

Addison, time to stick one up.
Damn, that would have been a perfect caption for my next choice of pic...

http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/bending-over-and-showing-your-bumhole-while-undressed-59796.jpg

Very good PJ :applause:

Since I get the impression that anything I post will attract a barrage of insults, this should get your creative juices flowing.

http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk289/Addison_47/monkeys_official.jpg

Nope.... it's definitely stuck.

You're right, placing yourself in front of the water jet does feel nice! Look how much he's enjoying it!

(points right)

monkey in middle to monkey on left: we agreed both hands on the rock at all times - now get your paws off my dick!

Middle monkey: Christ, it can freeze the balls off a brass monkey

Middle Monkey: "サルは何を呼び出すことができるご滞在されて水なしで1時間の呼吸ですか？"

Monkey on right: "死んでいる"

Middle Monkey: "サルは何を呼び出すことができるご滞在されて水なしで1時間の呼吸ですか？"

Monkey on right: "死んでいる"

How disappointing, your binary code seems to be flawed and won't translate to text.

At least my Russian did translate (better with Google translater than Babelfish)

THis works http://translate.google.com/translate_t

So it does! Japanese eh? Who would have thought it.

The caption's not great though so I declare Dolores the winner.

So it does! Japanese eh? Who would have thought it.



You sir, they're your Jap monkeys.

Can someone poke Dol?

here goes - give me your finest guys!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/doloresredd/captioncomp2.jpg?t=1212139560

Naked man: "No point in arresting me, it won't stand up in court"

Man with sideburns - "you're not the Messiah, you're a very naughty boy".

Man in the background.

"Mate, you forgot your jack.. Oh"

excellent responses guys.

hope it's not too early to declare a winner ... anyway I'm gonna!

IT'S PATSY!!!

well done, that lady!

Oh, my! Thanks Dol.

Here we go then.

http://googleblog.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/putty_clay-738871.jpg

The 48st student was delighted to take home the remnants of his liposuction as a souvenir...

Luckily Nigel could see the funny side of his mum falling in the car crusher.

talk about sh*tting a brick - Roger had shat enough to re-build Hadrian's wall.