Would you like to provide a caption for this picture? I'll pick my favourite, then whoever wins posts their own picture, chooses a winner, and hopefully it goes on like that!

http://www.tribuneindia.com/2003/20030202/spectrum/tony%20blair.jpg

'Look George, this one's a Bunny Wabbit'

M

"Has anyone seen Sooty?"

"Has anyone seen Sooty?"
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

"If I flick this really hard, my bogey will be deployed in less than 45 minutes. Therefore becoming a weapon of mass destruction"

This was a tough call, but due to its personal associations for yours truly, the winner is Critique.

Critique do you want to post a picture and pick the next winner?

Hehehehe - I won somefink :laugh: Thankyou.

OK, give me a mo to find a piccy. I'll be back ;)

Ok - caption this one :laugh:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/liberated60s/caption.jpg

Ughhhh..... Mam, you've been eating sardines again!


M

Ughhhh..... Mam, you've been eating sardines again!


M

Lol Marmy - I was expecting a lot of pussy jokes ;)

Lol Marmy - I was expecting a lot of pussy jokes ;)

OK then,

"The closest we'll get to a picture of Cat stroking her pussy".

OK then,

"The closest we'll get to a picture of Cat stroking her pussy".
:blink:






.

..........Sorry.

..........Sorry.


..for what...dressing in pastel shaded clothing in a built up area or being rude.

Not much serious interest in this one then - lol.

I pick Marmoset as the winner then. Do you want to post a pic Marmy?

Whey hey!

Okeydoke, here goes....
http://members.limitless.org/~dsauve/meerkat/meerka69.jpg

What you don't see in this picture is Stuart Pearce about to take a penalty.

This is actually Maxine and Dol on a night out with Dol desperate for the loo as always.

'hey, pass the KY my claw is stuck!'

"How long is this photo shoot gonna take! We can't hold it much longer"

Meerkat on left to photographer "If you want a snap of our dangly bits it's gonna cost you - six ants and a locust."

I said "oops upside your head, I said "a oops upside your head"

'Bring me sunshine...bring me style....bring me laughter all the while.....'

"It's ok, it's only Beckham taking the penalty, there's no way he's going to get anywhere near us or the goal"

Lol, good stuff!

Close, but Nox is the winner!

M :)

Well done Nox - your turn :)

I think she's ignoring us! :sad:

OIY NOXIE! It's your go!

come on ploppy - wake up dear!

She ain't gonna do it is she? Ah well, I'm going to post one to keep the game alive!
http://vorlon.cwru.edu/~kalele/mirrored_album/funny/aah.jpg

British Banking In Turmoil: Multinational Multilingual Multiclient Mobile Call Centre Operative Drops The Cellphone On Track

To the people of Chembakolli, the train was a people magnet.

come on ploppy - wake up dear!

Oops, sorry guys, I wasn't paying attention :blush:

Mrs Green, the local devout catholic nympho, turns up for Sunday mass with her family.

Things had gone down hill since Virgin took over the line


Or

Virgin where beginning to regret there £1 away day special

Keep quiet as we go through the Channel tunnel

Calm down dears, its only a mouse!


M

Well it was a very very close run thing, with some excellent entries, but by a smidgin the verdict goes to .... lil ole Patsy.

Will you do the honours next, gal?

Why, thank you SF, this was soooooo unexpected...... ahem.


OK, here goes.


http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/Patsy271/bush.jpg

Nice one Tones!
(So that's where the lever is!)

M

"..you put your right hand in"

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/Patsy271/bush.jpg

Boys and girls can you wave your arm in the air and rub your neighbours bum at the same time ... it's not as easy as it looks, try it!

Why, thank you SF, this was soooooo unexpected...... ahem.


OK, here goes.


http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/Patsy271/bush.jpg

"This is your Captain speaking. We're about to cast off. Who needs a sick bag?" :laugh:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/Patsy271/bush.jpg

This groovy beat combo launches the USA's
participation in Eurovision with their version
of Puppet on A String, which they dedicate
to Tony Blair.

Woman on left: "georgie, ahve got ma finghah up your ass to stop yew talkin thru it! Luv yah hunnybun!"

Would you like to provide a caption for this picture? I'll pick my favourite, then whoever wins posts their own picture, chooses a winner, and hopefully it goes on like that!

http://www.tribuneindia.com/2003/20030202/spectrum/tony%20blair.jpg

I know this pic is old and the prize has already been won, but anyhoo, when I saw this I just kept thinking Tony was saying, "Before I went to prison, my arsehole was this size..."

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/Patsy271/bush.jpg

'Well done...now who wants a banana?'

Micheal Jackson wants to know which of you is his and bubbles love child?

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/Patsy271/bush.jpg"Damned Viagra - everything goes up!"

Who wins this one then? I like these - lol. All gave me a good laugh.

Pick a winner Patsy - then we can have another :)

Oh, alright then. Didn't get much interest did it? OK, I'll choose secrets.

Go on, big boy.

Bloomin 'eck Patsy - it got eight captions! That's the highest yet, I think!

Secrets!! YooHoo! We're waiting!!

What can I say, I have high expectations, that's why I'm always so disappointed! :laugh:

Oops missed this - do your worst.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0703/secrets33/why2.jpg

Oops missed this - do your worst.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0703/secrets33/why2.jpg
Blimey, he'll have reached 100 and I won't be hidden!!!

Oops missed this - do your worst.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0703/secrets33/why2.jpg



Cat saying -
"Freddy! While you're in there, bring Mummy another beer, there's a good boy".

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0703/secrets33/why2.jpg

If only she'd breastfed him..........

Cat saying -
"Freddy! While you're in there, bring Mummy another beer, there's a good boy".

:laugh:

...and get the sausages, bacon and eggs out for Patsy's breakfast.

I may be about to make a right t1t of myself.........once again!!

But does this look like a doll to anyone else??

and if everyoe else KNOWS it's a doll then I shall just climb back inside my bra and toddle offf..

I may be about to make a right t1t of myself.........once again!!

But does this look like a doll to anyone else??

and if everyoe else KNOWS it's a doll then I shall just climb back inside my bra and toddle offf..

Buzz.....I was thinking the same thing.....is your bra big enough for two if we're wrong.. :blush:

'Er now Mr Jackson...I know you like em young and fresh but isn't this taking it a bit far?'

Buzz.....I was thinking the same thing.....is your bra big enough for two if we're wrong.. :blush:
It is big enough......but the more I look at it the more I am convinced we won't need to look like tow t1ts......it really looks plastic...look at it's feet.....who has a shaped heel like that??

now if I am wrong we may need to pm ils and ask for her bra!

It is big enough......but the more I look at it the more I am convinced we won't need to look like tow t1ts......it really looks plastic...look at it's feet.....who has a shaped heel like that??

now if I am wrong we may need to pm ils and ask for her bra!

Well it does look like one of those dolls you see kids running around with slung under their arm....and you have that moment when your heart stops and you think...'Gosh that poor baby'....before it dawns on you that it is indeed a doll! :wacko:

I think Ils bra will be plenty big enough.....

Oops missed this - do your worst.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0703/secrets33/why2.jpg

"I'm sure I hid my spare dummy in here"

Mr Clem Smith of Nevada shows us the interior of his fridge, including the remains of last night's take-away from Kentucky Fried Children.

Vanilla Ice rerelease their classic 'Ice Ice baby' with a whole new video.

"******** to not having solids!"

The idea is you have to choose a winner Secrets

SECRETS!


CHOOSE ME!

SECRETS!


CHOOSE ME!

Now you know he wont choose you....you smell funny! :w00t:

Oh sod this....I'M GOING NEXT

And this is where we breed the puppies and kittens! :devil:

or

That's right just step over here...no those aren't guns they're the latest in digital photography technology....you just point and shoot!

or

Come on lets go play on the swings!

Bush: "So I grease your palm and you oil mine - a million barrels a day should do it"

"Great disquise Monica - no one will ever guess."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/liberated60s/bush_abdullah_crawford.jpg

"I must say you're looking lovely tonight"

"Here we go round the mulberry bush, the mulberry bush........"

'Hold my hand...Hold it tight...hold my hand if you're in charge of an oil pipe!'

And the winner is................. ? :laugh:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/liberated60s/bush_abdullah_crawford.jpg

"I must say you're looking lovely tonight"



...is the winner !!!!

Yayyy

Applause



http://jrsice.com/images/trophy.jpg



Satisfied? Jeez........

Oooh no! I didn't want to win - I just wanted someone to start another one.

I thought the best way to lose was to be pushy (so Patsy told me - lol)

Oh well thisissounexpectedandijustwanttothank.... sorry wrong award

Ok then, try this one:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/liberated60s/Caption.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/liberated60s/Caption.jpg[/QUOTE]

'THe Portsmouth SO Meet'

Oooh no! I didn't want to win - I just wanted someone to start another one.

I thought the best way to lose was to be pushy (so Patsy told me - lol)

Oh well thisissounexpectedandijustwanttothank.... sorry wrong award

Ok then, try this one:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/liberated60s/Caption.jpg


The guests at Cat's dinner party started to wonder when the food was going to arrive.

:laugh: That's got it for me.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/liberated60s/Caption.jpg

The Regional Finalists for Slimmer of the Year

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/liberated60s/Caption.jpg
Bloke in the middle: "Spare ribs anyone?"

:laugh: Like that one too SF.

I just realised, I entered my own Caption Competition :bag: Is senility setting in? Hope it holds off til after Portsmouth
I promise I won't pick myself as winner - lol.

Don't order the kippers.


M

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/liberated60s/Caption.jpg


It was .......................... The Salmon Mousse!

After complaints that Big Brother haven't included every single minority group that ever existed in it's four hundred plus series, Endemol widen their search for contestants to include dead people.

Oh it's close and they're all good so

The winner is



Cat!

Congratulations

Thankyou so much Critique I am honoured.

Here is my entry to the Caption Competition, good luck everyone:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/Cuddlinggoat.bmp

Kids! No stamina.

Thankyou so much Critique I am honoured.

Here is my entry to the Caption Competition, good luck everyone:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/Cuddlinggoat.bmp


Girl: Ooo yeah baby...you know that's how I like it.....

Goat wins first prize for his entry in the Cat-look-alike comp.

Since Jane became a Buddhist, she wouldn't allow anyone to get her goat.

M

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/Cuddlinggoat.bmp


Hypnotist: "When you wake up you will no longer be obsessed with goats, you won't want to live with goats, cuddle goats or take a goat everywhere you go, counting down 5, 4, 3 ..."

Thankyou so much Critique I am honoured.

Here is my entry to the Caption Competition, good luck everyone:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/Cuddlinggoat.bmp

Poor lass misheard the guy when he said grab ya 'coat' you've pulled!

Needless to say he didn't stick around!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/Cuddlinggoat.bmp

Ooooo yes see if you can get the other leg in

:shocking: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:..............

Poor lass misheard the guy when he said grab ya 'coat' you've pulled!

Needless to say he didn't stick around!
Oooh I like that one.

The best I can do is;

Jean wanted a bloke with a goatee not a goaty.

When will the results be in? :mellow:

the goat 'et 'em Coastie :)


M

So So sorry about the delay..it was a close call, I really liked Cockneys and it made me exclaim the loudest, but the censors wouldn't allow it...so closest to that.....was......COASTIE! Well done.


Girl: Ooo yeah baby...you know that's how I like it.....

Oooo I won...okay back with the next picture in a mo or two! :thumbsup:

http://www.tipis-tepees-teepees.com/images/Blackfoot-crazy%20dog%20tipi%20interior-mcClintock%20photo.jpg

Here we go!

The three finalists of the national American Indian spitting competition contemplate their method of getting the best aim.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/liberated60s/captioncomp.jpg

"That's the last time we buy a wigwam on ebay. It leaks!"

[QUOTE=Critique]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/liberated60s/captioncomp.jpg




"Hey Man, how much longer the Indian taco gonna be?"

Day 376
"Big Brother would like to re-open negotiations for the release of the security team. Housemates are reminded that firearms are not permitted in the Diary Room."

com'on! you're meant to be happy lil indians :photo:

'ahh...who used my pee bucket?!'

http://www.tipis-tepees-teepees.com/images/Blackfoot-crazy%20dog%20tipi%20interior-mcClintock%20photo.jpg

"Strange creatures these S/O people - shall we change channel and give that Big Brother a go?"

Gosh a tough one to judge...but the winner is....DRUM ROLL.....

DAB...cos even though I detest BB I thought this was the funniest...but only just...well done all...GO DAB! :smartie:

Well Done Dabby Doo!!:laugh:

I wanted just to butt in here and say that tepee must be massive and it is so light and airy looking - lovin it!!

Thanks Coastie! Okay, here we go...

http://www.yachtrallies.co.uk/images/WRPart1/GB2.jpg

1) Coastie spies a potential customer!

2) Leonardo Di Caprio was really starting to lose it after turning 40!

3) It was all such good fun util someone pasted the rail with superglue!

4) Believing he had just discovered a new land Brian leapt off to celebrate and claim his throne.

You see, I knew I could make it all the way from the back to the front of the boat, never mind going to the circus to see tightrope walkers.

"Forward was easy - backwards is a bit trickier"

Every year Uncle Alfie showed the kids how the "Chicken Song Dance" is done.

The realisation that he had drunkenly married Ellen MacArthur was too much for Kevin to contemplate

And today's winner is...

bridge!

Well done Bridge :D

Me ???? cheers buddy :thumbsup:

o.k. how bout this one:


http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y187/Bridgejones/women.bmp


"I SAID GET THE CUPS OUT NOT THE JUGS" !!!!!!

umm sorry guys the pic is a bit small!

It's okay, I'll go for some. No, really, girls. Honestly, I don't mind nipping out to the corner shop.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y187/Bridgejones/women.bmp


The June picture for the SO calender was a success.

[QUOTE=Andrea]http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y187/Bridgejones/women.bmp


Jordan's got nothing on us!!

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y187/Bridgejones/women.bmp


After sending this shot in girls, I'm sure we gonna get on celebrity love island.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y187/Bridgejones/women.bmp

When Cat said "give us a flash" at the Portsmouth meet, Crit and Ils obliged but didn't expect the stranger on the end to join in! :devil:

When Cat said "give us a flash" at the Portsmouth meet, Crit and Ils obliged but didn't expect the stranger on the end to join in! :devil:





Is it o.k. for me to pick a winner now? The Winner is *CRITIQUE*
because that cracked me up !!!! HORRAH woot woot !

Is it o.k. for me to pick a winner now? The Winner is *CRITIQUE*
because that cracked me up !!!! HORRAH woot woot !


Oooh, thankyou kindly :laugh:


I haven't a clue what this is all about but be interesting to see what you make of it :naughty:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/liberated60s/what_the_heck_two.jpg

'In order to satisfy Patsy's sexual apitite abroad the locals went to extreme measures!' :w00t:

:glare: ...........

Man in tent; "Viagla work, but now need this outsize lickshaw, gonna cost rots of yen"

People of the South Downs complete their 3D upgrade of the Long Man of Wilmington.

Due to his poor pronounciation the locals of a far off land thought that they were next on George Bushes targets of those countries with weapons of mass reproduction!

Madame Tussaud's take delivery of the John Holmes effigy.

The Japanese entered an enthusiastic team in this years phallic tabogganing event.

There was a touch of confusion when the locals were told they needed to plug the whole in the big dyke or disaster would strike!

As soon as she had been evicted Lesley asked for her favourite dildo to be brought to her.

Or is that too crude??:bag:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/liberated60s/what_the_heck_two.jpg


Beijing prepares to erect the new statue of George Bush.

Well time to choose and this really was difficult because they were all so funny. Anyway, after Googling John Holmes and finding out he was a Porn Star, :w00t: I have chosen Nox.

Well done Nox. Your turn to post a pic.

I did wonder who John Holmes was...Noxie I am disgusted that you seem to know so much about him! :mad2:

Stop dreaming and put a caption up missus - he's dead you know!

As Nox appears to be otherwise occupied - I declare everyone who entered the last comp to be winners too so somebody please put up a new pic ;)

Here we go then, I'll do the honours.



http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/Patsy271/caption.jpg

anyone got a magnifying glass? :ninja:

Hang on. Let me see if I can make it bigger.

B****r. Try this one.


http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/Patsy271/boobies.jpg

Hang on. Let me see if I can make it bigger.

Now where have I heard that before :ninja:

Bird on left: "Right, now she's smiling, sh*t on her foot."

What a gorgeous pair of boobies!


M

Th hikers smiled on dispite their butts being cemented to the rocks by booby poop!

They're the Greater Grinning Galapagos Git, dear. Descended from Darwin, apparently. Quite tame. Just walk by quietly.

I wish they'd hurry up, we've been here so long my feet have gone blue

Bliddy tourists, how much longer do they expect us to stand posing for this stupid photo?

Well done everyone. The prize goes to Marmie (although SF was a close second) for being the first one to spot they were Boobies. Amazing what you get when you google!

Your turn then, Marmster.

MARMSTER !!!!!!!!!! Your Turn Dear.

OK...Sorry its late folks!

M
http://sportzfun.com/v-web/gallery/albums/flash/tennisflasher.jpg

Now where is that ball I put in my special ball holder.

Damn my racket string has gone. Hold on, my g-string will cover it.

Sorry, Marms, the image is coming up as just a little box with a red cross in it. Can you upload it any other way?

can you see it now Patsy


http://sportzfun.com/v-web/gallery/albums/flash/tennisflasher.jpg

No. Still a little red cross.

Oooh I don't know Patsy:unsure:

I can't see it either, but I'm having fun trying to visualise it from your captions, Andrea.

OK try this....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/andreab33/tennisflasher.jpg


Any joy?

Deep joy :shocking: . Thanks for that, Andrea.

Does my bum look big in this?

Samantha serves up Athena revival campaign.

OK try this....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/andreab33/tennisflasher.jpg


Any joy?

The dangers of excessive vegetarianism. Tennis player on a fruit-only diet unexpectedly gives birth to a lemon.

Patsy decides it time to stop borrowing her sister's outfits.

Now where did that ball go, i'm sure i saw it going in the crack!

The winner is Dab :)


Although I dont think it was an actual caption...'Deep Joy' did it for me :)

off ya go Dabby dear.

M

:laugh: Thanks Marmy!

Here you go, then:

http://www.skychickadventures.com/Diving_Photos/Palau%20-%20Dolphins.JPG

Overcrowding on Tokyo trains forces one secretary to use a novel way of getting to work.

Michael Jackson and new friend.

I thought there was supposed to be a handle here? :huh:

Oh yes.......... this beats catching the Virgin trains to work anyday.

SF wins this one. Anything suitable lurking on the patio this morning, SF? :wink2:

Ooh I'm thrilled. Nothing to speak of on the patio so let's run with this one.

http://www.kaapstander.nl/images/2004jan/rn4318.jpg

Ooh I'm thrilled. Nothing to speak of on the patio so let's run with this one.

http://www.kaapstander.nl/images/2004jan/rn4318.jpg



The United Kingdom's Eurovision Song Contest group for 2006 has been selected !!

http://www.kaapstander.nl/images/2004jan/rn4318.jpg

SO's production of The Sound of Music was a roaring success

The Austrian Eurovision team were delighted to learn that their Ibiza Trance version of 'Hans, Knees and Bulging Lederhosen' would be performed by Abi Titmuss and Ken Dodd.


M

MEPs at their Wednesday Bavarian Bash share a quiet moment and contemplate Jacques Chirac's political future.

Close call but Bridge gets it.

Over to you bridge.

Oh Thank You :thumbsup:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y187/Bridgejones/bb.bmp


(Sorry folks i don't know how to make this pic any bigger!)

Hey Man U got da wrong Ball dude!

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y187/Bridgejones/bb.bmp

(Chap in Green) Fancy going for a drink later Clive?

Formal warning to Number 54:

No spitting on the court!

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y187/Bridgejones/bb.bmp

The new Gay Ice Dance champions demonstrate their innovative lifting technique.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y187/Bridgejones/bb.bmp



No 54 to No 30 "If you don't take your hand off my head, I'm not going to finish you off"

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Brilliant ils.

Defense No. 32 - The Lockjaw. Leave your dentures in your locker, boys.

No 54 to No 30 "If you don't take your hand off my head, I'm not going to finish you off"


And the winner is da da da * I LOVE SURVIVOR* that made me laugh so hard !

Over to you ..............

Thanks Bridge :D

Ok....

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y40/ils/Other%20pictures/bird-duck.jpg

Thanks Bridge :D

Ok....

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y40/ils/Other%20pictures/bird-duck.jpg


Ooooo you saucy Pelican ask first would ya?

Thanks Bridge :D

Ok....

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y40/ils/Other%20pictures/bird-duck.jpg


Put me down you big bully or i'll quack you one, i swear i will!

Thanks Bridge :D

Ok....

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y40/ils/Other%20pictures/bird-duck.jpg



Come on Pelican it's your turn for leap frog.


(o.k. think i had better give someone else a chance now) :blush:

Thanks Bridge :D

Ok....

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y40/ils/Other%20pictures/bird-duck.jpg

Peter the pelican hoped no-one would notice he had swapped his shot putt for a duck during the annual bird Olympics!

or

Since they didn't have a proper launcher with clay pigeons the local pelican shotting club had to improvise...'PULL!'

I said I was Mallard, not Well 'ard!


M

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/surreyfrog/bird-duck.jpg

LMAO SF! :thumbsup:

you have to do something ILS.

ILS: it's over to you !!

Oooops sorry guys - I had forgotton all about this...... :bag:





Ok the winner is Coastie! with Peter the pelican hoped no-one would notice he had swapped his shot putt for a duck during the annual bird Olympics

Okay try this....sorry it's a bit big!

http://www.camp-quest.com/cq00images/scarecrow-corn.jpg

Dorothy says to her friend "I can't remember the scarecrow looking like this"

Ok, i've got one!!

Tony said to Cherie " honestly Cherie!! I put the cucumber in the fridge, it really is this big and besides you told me that size doesn't matter".


Peter said to Tony "Ok, if you hold it like this i'll accept the position of European minister for the welfare of blowfish".


Tony says to George "George, I may not have a cigar, but I'll certainly give you something bigger to choke on than a pretzel".

Michael Howard said "are you thinking what we're thinking".

Ok Coastie, here's one for your picture:

Lad in baseball cap, " That's not my dad".

Lad in yellow jacket, "that's not my dad".

Next:

The children of the corn gazette

Two children found a normal looking man in a strange hat, acting like a plonker in the middle of a corn field yesterday. The man in question was posing like a crucified pink teddy bear in the said field and because the child in the baseball cap was under the authority of an Asbo, it was decided that Police should be called. A Police spokesman said "the man in question would only give his name as Rodney. Rodney was unsure how he got into the field saying only "these kids who are pretending to be my children forced me to have my picture taken in the middle of a cornfield, acting like a plonker so that I wouldn't show the school pictures of them with their bowler haircuts, to their schoolfriends when they were older". Police wouldn't make any further comment.

LOL Johno :laugh:

There are calls to ban so-called Corn Mazes after man is trapped in one for three days.

Okay try this....sorry it's a bit big!

http://www.camp-quest.com/cq00images/scarecrow-corn.jpg


Dad does his best impression of how big Jacques Chirac's ego is!!!!!!!

you have to do something Coastie

There are calls to ban so-called Corn Mazes after man is trapped in one for three days.

This wins!

Go SF!

Go on then ...

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/100962.jpg

Go on then ...

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/100962.jpg

Cat sits there as yet another rota of young boys are spinned for her aproval.

Second from the right please.

Tigereye finds it hard to explain to the Irish authorities exactly whose idea it was to invite the S.O. members to Dublin. 'They promised to keep their clothes on this time!' she was heard to cry as they led her away.

The watching cleaner was more than a little peed off!

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~~~you put your left boob in, your left boob out, in out, in out and shake it all about~~~~~~

Are we dry yet..?

They were all good and I couldn't decide a clear winner, so I put the names in a hat and picked the winner who is

CAT


Go find us a good one Cat.

Thank you Swerve, I have looked and found in my album this little beauty.

http://www.st-tinney.co.uk/picpops/images/goats_large.jpg

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk...

http://www.st-tinney.co.uk/picpops/images/goats_large.jpg


"...and we'll neerrrvveeeer walk aloooooooone, we'll neeevvveerrr walk allllllllooone"

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Hey girls, he's hung like a horse ........

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The middle goat: "if you close your right eye and lean to the right you can clearly see what the farmer is up to with the yard boy...."

When do I pick a winner?

Thank you Swerve, I have looked and found in my album this little beauty.

http://www.st-tinney.co.uk/picpops/images/goats_large.jpg






Look dudes it's no contest i've got the longest Goatie beard o.k.!!!!

The winner is....Sayangmouse! BRAVO!

Yay....scouting round for a piccie right now......will post very soon

ok, this one has potential..........

http://www.angelfire.com/moon2/mlfawwjdcna/kitty_gun.jpg


I'll be away till Saturday, so winner picked Sat afternoon

ok, this one has potential..........

http://www.angelfire.com/moon2/mlfawwjdcna/kitty_gun.jpg


I'll be away till Saturday, so winner picked Sat afternoon

COME BACK!!! Your image hasn't projected :ohmy:

phew, just did a last check. ok, if that last one didn't post, here's a replacement picture in place of the cat and gun one:

http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/36bath.jpg

It's my snake and I'll wash it as fast as I want to!

Popular snake fantasy: first it gives you a grooming then you eat it.

ok, this one has potential..........

http://www.angelfire.com/moon2/mlfawwjdcna/kitty_gun.jpg






*** News Flash ***America's most wanted "Cat Burgular" has been arrested by the FBI.

phew, just did a last check. ok, if that last one didn't post, here's a replacement picture in place of the cat and gun one:

http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/36bath.jpg



Look kid are you done scrubbing my head with that brush yet, i can shed my own skin you know !!!!!!!

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And the winner is ..... SURVIVORFAN with....

Popular snake fantasy: first it gives you a grooming then you eat it.

LOL

Go on then have a go at this one - but I'm going to be offline for a week so SayangM would you mind choosing a winner for me - thanks!
http://www.bcbc.co.uk/photos/2003/eights/garden/04%20M2%20Formal%20Silly.jpg

ok surv, I'll do that. Have a good week!

Go on then have a go at this one - but I'm going to be offline for a week so SayangM would you mind choosing a winner for me - thanks!
http://www.bcbc.co.uk/photos/2003/eights/garden/04%20M2%20Formal%20Silly.jpg



On his wedding day the groom wanted to show off his magic skills of making the Bride appear as if floating on thin air.

Go on then have a go at this one - but I'm going to be offline for a week so SayangM would you mind choosing a winner for me - thanks!
http://www.bcbc.co.uk/photos/2003/eights/garden/04%20M2%20Formal%20Silly.jpg


Bride - "I,m so pi-ssed which one did i marry again"?

Bride - Am I levitating, or are you just pleased to see me?

They are all thinking "Good job the others don't know that I had her in this position last night" :naughty:

The guy front left is thinking "Oh yes, I'm relaxed, I've had her head near me like this before"

The cast of the revival of Monty Python's "Upper Class Twit of the Year" competition gather for the "get the bra of the bride" section.

"Nearly correct, mate. It's a straight seven-day rota but me and Phil here always share everything."

'Trouble is from this angle they all look the same!!'