I was reading about this in the paper today...apparently Rebecca Loos, Abi Titmuss (yes, her!), Kelly Brook, Fran Cosgrave and Calum Best have signed up for it, and it will run alongside Big Brother!! All I can work out is that it is a reality show set on a secluded island...but what they have to do, I don't know. I am surprised at the Kelly Brook thing as I thought she was loved up with Billy Zane...as I gather there is "copping off" to be done!

Does anyone know anything much about it and what they actually have to DO? :unsure:

I hadn't heard about this (don't read newspapers) so I did a quick google stearch and came up with this (http://www.wanadoo.co.uk/entertainment/television/realitygossip_3.htm)

It looks like Kelly Brook is one of the co-presenters Ceri and not a contestant!

Oh right...I thought it was weird that she was going on it! :wacko:

Well, this sounds highly tacky, in extremely bad taste, and features very publicity hungry desperate low grade celebs....

I really MUST tune in!! :laugh:

Does anyone know anything much about it and what they actually have to DO? :unsure:

I would have thought the name of the programme answers itself Ceri! :laugh: :unsure:

A fiver says Calum Best will cop off with The Titmuss within a day !!! What channel is this on and WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY does it have to run alongside BB?? :mad2: I cant watch both, it will all be too much..... Why not put it on when theres nowt on !!

GRRR....

have they got a small shed somewhere in Twickenham where they keep a stable of "celebrities" for these programmes? Names that constantly crop are:

Abi Titsout
James Spewitt
Rebecaa Loose Lips
Jeff Brazier

I can imagine them all in a shed with their agents putting down their name for every half ar$ed badly thought out celebrity programme on tv!

What is the world of entertainment coming to. I thought perhaps we'd hit a low with Celebrity Wrestling but no the pit is ever deeper! .... goody!

What channel is this on and WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY does it have to run alongside BB??


It's on ITV1 Pan, and I know it's ruddy annoying isn't it? I have found out that it starts a week tomorrow....so that's me doing nothing but watching TV until August then! :laugh:

This starts tomorrow night, and already Fran Cosgrave has said he wants to shag Rebecca Loos, and she has said she would rather have Abi Titmuss.

Apparently we get to vote them on dates, and vote them in to the "Love Shack" (???!) and then vote them off at the end of the week.

I have a feeling this could be big, so I think it is the duty of each and every one of us to watch it every night, even though it is totally outrageously trashy. :laugh:

This starts tomorrow night,

I have a feeling this could be big, so I think it is the duty of each and every one of us to watch it every night, even though it is totally outrageously trashy. :laugh:

I will be watching, watching and reporting back!

hasnt Abi Titmuss already had Callum Best?

got some real classy birds in there havent they, with her and that dreadful Loos slut :blink:

I read somewhere that Lee Sharp is in too.....isnt he married to Lesley Ashe? :unsure:

Abi Titmuss and Calum Best have indeed already shagged.

Don't know who Lee Sharp is, will try and find out.

Well I am going to give it ago tomorrow night, but I have a feeling that it is going to be too trashy for me!

Found this:

"As 12 celebrity singletons prepare for sun, sea and the chance of love in ITV's 'Celebrity Love Island', Graphico has designed a website to give viewers all the gossip, pictures and news from the paradise island.


The website will launch on the same day as the programme, Monday May 16, and will give users a look into what is going on in the Fijian island with a day-by-day, hour-by-hour rolling news format.

The show, to be hosted by Patrick Kielty and Kelly Brook, features 12 celebrities including Abi Titmuss, Blue member Simon Webbe, former Atomic Kitten star Liz McClarnon, Rebecca Loos and Callum Best.

The website has been designed to offer users a reactive and community-based feel by featuring news, games, quizzes, a voting area, agony column and message boards and incorporating flash navigation to show what time of day it is, with sunsets, shooting stars and rainbows."

Leslie Ash is married to Lee Chapman. Ex footballer and one time resturanteur(sp)/nightclub owner.

Leslie Ash is married to Lee Chapman. Ex footballer and one time resturanteur(sp)/nightclub owner.

I was close!!!! I got one of the names right :wacko: :blush: and you missed off "wife beater" in his list of "talents" :ninja:

Lee Sharpe is also an ex Footballer, used to play for Man U.

I won't be watching it, I'm afraid. Would rather watch new people, members of the public, than the same tired old usual suspects.

Nah come on, they will definitely do something embarrassing, you've GOT to!!

If it's running along side BB I don't think I'll be watching. I must stay loyal to BB!

Well depending on circumstance, I may have to tape one and watch the other.

I think I will be waiting for BB to start, I cant stand Abi Titmuss or Rebecca Loos so on principal I feel I cant watch, but..........you never know :laugh:

I expect giving them both a body swerve will prove difficult in this house, but I'll give it a good try. Btw, heard an unconfirmed rumour that the guy who used to play Bepe in Eastenders is in this, although I doubt it. I'd have thought he would have too much self respect.

Oh yes he is---Michael Greco has flown out there!

Btw, heard an unconfirmed rumour that the guy who used to play Bepe in Eastenders is in this, although I doubt it. I'd have thought he would have too much self respect.

Nah - I saw him in "action" at a nightclub in Croydon about 3 years ago. Believe me, that guy is not strong on self respect..... :laugh:

As much as i dont want to watch this cause i depsise abbie, rebecca, fran and all the others who will do anythng for money - i probably will!!

Thing is though, these celebs will be living in the lap of luxury for this whole show...its only fun when we're watching them fight and suffer!!

Surprised Lee sharpe is on it he must b well short of cash - he used to play with Man U bou 94/95, very good looking, he was giggsies best buddy and i had a major crus on him!!

What a load of pure unadulterated twoddle. These celebs are lower than low, and this show has definately scrapped the bottom of barrell till it shines.

I will most certainly be watching.

:thumbsup:

I was surprised that Jayne Middlemass is doing it, I thought she had a bit more about her!

I heard on Radio 1 tonight that all the lads are lusting after Lady Isabella (I think its her name, Victorias sister) Hervey, which I hope has put the two auld slappers Loos and Titmuss's noses out of joint....... isnt it fitting that they both have "rude" surnames :w00t: miaooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I hope Haydon is going to create a nice new section for this.... :whistling:

I hope Haydon is going to create a nice new section for this.... :whistling:

Ceri - he already has - you are in it :D :laugh:

Whoops. :blush:

lol - everything just merges into one big discussion doesn't it Ceridwen ! :)

The Official site is here (http://www.celebrityloveisland.tv/) ....


And apparently there will be a message board from tomorrow at midday!

I was surprised that Jayne Middlemass is doing it, I thought she had a bit more about her!


That's exactly what I said, Isis. I won't be watching it I'm afraid. No-one in it appeals to or interests me. Now if Duncan James was in it......... :naughty:

take a bunch of self obsessed, empty shells, with zero personality and the bizzare need to exercise in public, mix in two crappy presenters with no style and put them on a desert island ..... it's just a shame there is a camara there and a way off!

What an awful awful programme. I tried really hard to watch it, but sadly I am defeated! I can watch no more!

I was just wondering if anyone was watching it at the moment.

I was just wondering if anyone was watching it at the moment.

just stopped watching it Andrea ...it was excruciating in the extreme!

I saw bits and pieces of this as Mr M was watching it but I don't think I will be watching it as it looked a load of old cr*p.

I flicked over to it whilst waiting for 24 to come on.......

I soon flicked over to 24.

I watched it. It was diabolical but now I'll need to see how it turns out! Hopefully with a mass suicide pact

I had it on in the background, only to see what it was like. It was crap, I don't think I will be tuning in again...

I was just wondering if anyone was watching it at the moment.

I'm afraid I was....glued. I will be watching it avidly.

:)

I watched it. It was diabolical but now I'll need to see how it turns out! Hopefully with a mass suicide pact

Oh PJ - I hope the producers are reading this! It would be the only end fitting so far ... to rid the planet of 14 (I'm including the charmless presenters in that) could only be viewed as a service to the world!

What an utter load of boring crap.

Why does Fran Cosgrave say "Yerrrr whaaaaa????" to every single question directed at him, before answering.

Has the Fijian sun made the Loos womans boobs grow or are they falsies?

Why didnt someone smack Jayne Middlemiss up the face when she started yawping on about the lack of privacy, no walls and crying that she wanted her mum ? Five weeks in a tropical paradise with all the luxury you could wish for not good enough Jayney???

Calum Best - what in gods name does he do for a living?

Abi Titts oot - says she isnt promiscuous and her nose didnt even grow !

Paul (whooo????) Danan - was amusing for about ten minutes but then started to grate with the incessant clowning around. After five weeks Id be burying him on the beach. He has a "lights out, nobodies home " look about him, a bit like Peter Andre.

Judi Shekoni looks like a tranny.
I havent heard Dwayne Ledayjo (scuse spelling) speak yet.

I cant be bothered to say vile things about the other non entities as they were just that !

Its utter rubbish and just HOW fixed was the voting? In fact, I think it was a foregone conclusion that Paul and Isabella would end up in the Love Shack - voting or no voting .... :closedeye

This was trash of the highest order and I waited an hour for something exciting to happen - and it didnt.

Wouldnt say no to five weeks with Mr P on that island though. Its stunning.

Thought this was totally tedioius rubbish that certainly does not deserve a prime time slot! I wont be watching tonight as I couldnt give a stuff about what happens in the lurrve shack. And as for the presenters - Kelly whatserface has the personality of a brick wall, had the same hidious dress and headband on two days running and what was with the shoes - frumpy or what! Tosh - I will be taping the Farm and watching that at 9.00 - now that is funny!

One too many reality shows......not even watched it

Was garbage tonight

It wasn't as joyous as last night, but I am still going to watch the live feed on ITV at 11. The way they are pairing up they will have all shagged each other by the weekend

The girl who looks like this :w00t: has me transfixed.

Jane "I want a wall" Middlemas looks very strange when caught of guard.

However, I am still enjoying this drivel.

nothing...........nul.............nada............ ....njet

As said ...I proceeded to watch some live feed later and was treated to Abi Titsout and Rebecca 'Sock it to me' Loo's, discussing their troubled past's and how hard done by they are.

Rebecca moaned that it was her right to put her side of things forward and so many people were claiming a peice of her..making out they had relationships with her when she had only met them once. AND how she had been good to David and had not infact told the press most things..."..which sexual position he prefered, where and how many times we did it, wether he wore a condom...I would never reveal that" David should thank her.

Abi...counter moaned.

The ironly of these two was quite remarkable.

I WAS GLUED :shocking:

Unfortunately i nodded off and only caught the last 10 mins. So .... did anyone else cop off ?

Paul's cack handed way of asking Lady Isabella if she wanted a shag had me in stictches. 'Do you want to share the same bed?'. I can't put my finger on it about the way he looks. It's sort of a cross between a pantomime dame and a young Tony Curtis.

"I'm just a very cuddly person." lol

"I'm just a very cuddly person." lol

Awwwww we know you are Haydon :wub:

Oh .... your talking about Paul :bag:

was I? :p ...... :w00t:

was I? :p ...... :w00t:

OOOOhhhh come into my arms you big softy :hug:

After 48 hours in the Lurrrve Shack with Paul Danan - who looks like he wears more make up than I do, Id be killin him......

Do they actually have to DO anything? No trials or bug eating, just lying around in the sun in a beautiful setting, its too boring

I can't put my finger on it about the way he looks. It's sort of a cross between a pantomime dame and a young Tony Curtis.


Or Tommy Steel with false eyelashes.

"Meet me in St Lois, Louie..meet me in the sqare..." :whistling

The show is dreadful, i wont spend more time talking about these narcasists

Has anyone noticed that Rebecca Loos seems to have a moustache?

Has anyone noticed that Rebecca Loos seems to have a moustache?

I havent noticed that, but i did notice that when she talks she doesnt move her top lip ... which makes her nose look HUGE.

Paul now is after Rebecca having been blown out by Isabella. Abi is still after Calum BUT so is Isabella now..Abi move aside dear you dont' stand a chance.

Jayne Middlemas is bonkers...a loon, a scary wide eyed monster...manic, mad.
not normal. Chris Moyles apparently said this....I can see it now.

Has anyone noticed that Rebecca Loos seems to have a moustache?

hey Maria - there's nothing wrong with ladies who have dense upper lip hair!!

:w00t: is the first voted off.

I'm a bit worried....Calum is becoming less repelant..HELP!

:w00t: is the first voted off.

I'm a bit worried....Calum is becoming less repelant..HELP!

who's voted off? be more specific!!

The tall dark girl...can't remember her name..looks like this :w00t:

Dolores..have I told you that I love you recently?

The tall dark girl...can't remember her name..looks like this :w00t:

Dolores..have I told you that I love you recently?


:blush: I've gone all shy now ... and completely forgotten what I was going to say!!!

Im getting really adicted to this show now, and if i go out i have to record it :bag: I mean, Rebecca soooooooooooooo fancies Abi, and Lee has really peed off Jayne and i cant wait to see what happens next !!!

Initially I was with y'all about how dreadful this was but I don't know what has happened, I am now firmly in the Cat & Bonnie camp & can't wait to see what happens, having said that, when BB is on next Friday, there will be no contest!

Paul Danan is a totally unfunny, inappropriate, indiscreet sex pest with a total lack of finesse.

If I hear him say Isabelllllllahhhhhhhhh or Bayyyyyyyybbbbb once more, Ill scream.

I think he has serious learning difficulties.

And how much of a bunny boiler is Jayne Middlemiss? This is Lee bloody Sharpe we are talking about ! He of the pale body, "rivetting personality" and enormous fangy tombstone teeth ! Get a grip, get some pride, backbone and stop acting like a fourteen year old harpy who has never had a boyfriend !!!!!!!

Oh, and just HOW airbrushed are Abi Titmuss's photos????? :ohmy:

I suffered 1/2 hour of this drivel last week and I cant bear to watch it again!!!! Bring on BB :D

Well I watched ita lst night and will deffo continue to watch it until big brother anyway!


Seriously Jayne Middlemass is a strange strange girl.

when she went up to the camera and was crying and puts on this pathetic girlie voice "i cant believe i'm this upset over a boooooooyyyyy...sob sob" ....erm what age is she 14??? and how long has she known Lee like 5 minutes???

I will kep watching anyway even if its just to see Jayne go further and furher insane!!

After falling by the way side over the weekend I am now strongly back on track this...and what has been going on!!!

Rececca is now firmly ensconced with Callum!!! They were vote the couple to enter the Love Shack last night. Paul got drunk and showed himself to be a total prat...Abi did something that I missed - fill me in please. Jane is making her self unpopular with her continual moaning....and Callum is getting almost attractive (dear lord help me here).

BUT BEST OF ALL....everyone seems to be turning against Abi..saying what a shallow narcissistic ME ME ME type she is. The worm is finally turning.

...Also...who is Matty Brown who present the After Sun prog on ITV2...where did this little dish spring from and why havn't I been informed.

Roll on tonight thats what I say.

Oh, and just HOW airbrushed are Abi Titmuss's photos????? :ohmy:

<<snigger, snigger>>

Yes she does look a bit ropey and very ordinary doesn't she! I've not watched much of this, hardly any actually, but everytime I've caught a look at Abi I've thought how rough she looks ... compared to the photos on magazines. I seem to remember reading somewhere that Linda Lovelace looked like "a housewife" until the cameras were on her and she had to perform. So maybe our Abi is the consumate performer?! or maybe the photographers are willing to spend hours retouching her photos cos she doesn't mind what position they ask her to pose in!!

well i'm really getting into it now!

Last nights episode was brill!

Abi was sooooo drunk - she was so jealous cause Rebecca was flirting with calum and vice versa - when she went over to rebecca and was like "i dont mind if you snog calum but me and calum did have a thing, i dont mind though, i really really dont mind" and rebecca was like ok abi - i get your point .... that friendship has run its course!

and poor paul i have to say i felt a bit sorry for him - he was twisted drunk and looked like he was going to cry at any point.....seriously is it just me or does anyone else think that saying he is not the brightest penny in the fountain is an understatement...

so it looks like rebecca and calum wil get it on in the love shack btu more interestingly who wil abi set her sites on now she knows calum has no interest, i dont think it'll be Paul as i cant see him get any action from anyone...Fran and Micheal wuldn't go near her so it'll be Lee or Dwaine i suppose!

I have to admit this has got me hooked – its so dire its actually good! What an obnoxious little prat Paul is, I had to say they all had great patience with him yesterday – someone just should have decked the irritating and insulting little pillock. All the whining to Isabella “waaa you rejected me”he really gets on my nerves! I wonder if there will be shagging in the love shack much to Abi’s chagrin I am sure – tee hee hee!

I was glued last night too. I love the fact that everyone is seeing 'me, me, me' Abi for who she really is. I tell you, she is only famous for getting her tits out and shagging anything that moves ..... not something i would like to be famous for :glare:

As for Paul - i thought his outburst was great. Some people just cant handle their drink can they. I tend to get over emotional when drunk and want to snog everyone :ninja: I thought Fran was funny though. He stoked the fire and then smiled though Pauls wailings.

I hope Callum and Rebecca get it together.

I can't actually beleive I sat and watched this from beginning to end last night for the first time. I have dipped in and out previously.

But OMG Abi?? I am astounded at her lack of shame or conscience about her promiscuity and flirtiness - she is sooooo full on and obvious - have some dignity woman!!.

I really like Liz - and I was so sad to see her cry last night, about the wiegh in - how mean was that?? How skinny is that Isabella - urghhh!! Her figure is just so not attractive. Whereas Liz and Abi - have nice rounded curvy figures - what I would call sensible figures.

Paul is good entertainment - those eyes though?? They are a bit scarey.

Well as per normal I was horrified by this shambles of a programme for the first few eps and last night I was glued to the screen, shouting and laughing like a numpty.

That horrid oily Rebecca telling the girls she was a Lesbian (which she is not, she is bi-sexual) made me want to vomit - she just loved all the ooohs and aaahs she got. Abi Fatmous and her tipsy act with Rebecca was also vile - both of them are beginning to really annoy - as old Bepe confessed.

Paul was a typical inferior complex drunk - feeling down on himself because he sees the other lads as more attractive and bigger etc.. he has a tantrum. Fran was rather close, I though, to whacking him one - besty was quite good too by keeping it real and being angry.

I also thought it quite cool when besty announced that Cher was his Godmother - I am not one to be taken by fame etc.. - but at a dinner-party that is a good call in anyones books. besty still, however, remains a bit too much of a "yeah dude, man, an****, amazing, awsome - lardy baldy twit.

Personally I like in this order Scouser, Sharpy, Jane, Bepe and the Fijian housestaff - the rest can go and get a real job

What weigh in :mellow: Did i miss something ? I watched the majority of the show .... or was this on the 11pm showing, so it'll be repeated tonight ?

Personally I like in this order Scouser, Sharpy, Jane, Bepe and the Fijian housestaff - the rest can go and get a real job

ROFL!! :D

Totall agree with ya isleofweather esp about the Fijian housestaff!

I love the bitchy camp guy who was like abi eats too much, she loosing her figure and calum thinks he's good looking but he's got a weedy body etc... i think he quite fancies Fran tho!

and as as for your faves i like all that you've mentioned too with the exception of Jane, the jurys out on her still and I would add Dwaine to my list too.

Liz is without a doubt the most genuine one in there - she is just a genuinely nice girl...i hope she wins form the gals and Lee or Dwaine for the boys!

Wasnt Abi's behaviour disgraceful last night? Making out that the reason Calum had got together with Rebecca was because she, Abi, had turned him down??? (despite all of us actually witnessing Abi desperately pawing at Calum every second she could for the last week).:mellow:

Abi really showed her true colours last night, when she got drunk and "cornered" Rebecca.

First of all, its obvious that Abi sees herself as the Alpha Female - ie, the most attractive, the most famous, the one who will have first pick of all the fellas.
It is now dawning on her that she isnt, and she is desperately trying to claw back her crown by constantly upstaging the rest of the women.

First of all she barges in between Jayne M and Lee S, spoiling anything that may have happened between them by making Jayne paranoid, insecure and humiliated. Abi has no interest in Lee and since managing to split up their friendship, has hardly spoken to him.

Jayne does yoga by the pool every morning and the other day had quite an audience. Abi notices this, and promptly gets in the pool, swims a length and stands next to Jayne, showering in the most erotic way possible - thus ensuring Jayne is in no doubt where she stands in the pecking order. Abi is alpha female, Abi can take the attention away from Jayne or nick Jayne's potential boyfriend any time she likes.

Last night we had the drunken conversation with Rebecca; Im surprised Rebecca didnt beat her face in.
Rebecca was lying on the floor, chatting and Abi came barging up, drunk as a skunk, lay next to her and whispered (loudly), "I know you and Calum are getting on really well, and Im pleased for you. I just wanted to say that he and I had a little thing going before we got in here but nothing has happened because Ive said No, I dont want it to. So you have my blessing....."

Cue a gobsmacked Rebecca trying now to get up and get away from the idiotic slapper. Abi grabs her, pulls her back down onto the floor, saying "no no no, I jussssssss wanted to say that Ive said no to Calum and nothings gone on between us and never will, because Ive said no, I dont want it to happen, he is a friend; Im glad for you, you have my blessing."

Rebecca, being fairly bright and knowing exactly what Abi was REALLY saying, shoved her away, got up and walked off angrily.

Calum later said to Rebecca that there'd been flirtation and a kiss but nothing more has ever happened and it WAS NOT because Abi has said No, she doesnt want anything to happen - (as I said earlier, witness Abi's desperate attempts to woo Calum on the island this past week - he has been having none of it. Hardly the act of a woman that has turned Calum down, is it ?).

Abi couldnt help herself when she saw Rebecca sharing a bed with Calum, Rebecca and Calum kissing and basically getting on really well.

Last nights little episode basically told Rebecca that the only reason Calum is with her and not Abi, is because Abi has decided SHE doesnt want him. Thereby putting Rebecca in her place - more or less saying, dont get above yourself Rebecca, I could take him away from you with one click of my fingers, I just dont want to at the moment.

Her arrogance, attention seeking and ego are breathtaking.

(As for Paul Danan's increasingly pervy, immature, aggressive, downright stalkery, whining, idiotic behaviour.... someone better knock his teeth out quick, or Ill be on the next plane to Fiji to do it for em........) :mad2:

couldn't agree more Pan, I was actually yelling 'you old slapper' at the telly........did you see her 'tripping' onto Du'aine & then announcing that a slightly ****ed woman is really attractive, she really is a holy terror.

& Paul Danan - waste of space.

Calum Best is really growing on me though - am a tad worried about that :laugh:

Calum Best is really growing on me though - am a tad worried about that :laugh:

I'm afraid I am starting to get the first symptons of Callumitus. We must all start to pray.

And Pandora AKA Dr Desmond Morris...good observations. I am really peeved I missed abi's drunken episode, but am picking up the jist. She is a very odd girl...have you noticed her mouth and nose is always twitching and she blinks more that normal.

I hope Rebecca - her of probosus monkey nose - and Calum bang each other stupid and boast about it loudly and insessantly when back in the resort.

This is turning out to be quite a busy thread with us three isn't it. :cool:

Patrick Kielty was on fire last night and made me laugh out loud 3 times. He is getting funnier as the show goes on in the same way that Kelly Wotsit is regressing into a 1940's film star.

Paul D's groping on Abi and general behaviour was that of an ill-educated oik and he is getting worse.

Jayne on the other hand is getting better and I now like her as she is funny and can laugh at herself.

Calum and The Wicked Witch of the West are "sooo totally dull" - isolated in the shack shows us what uninteresting characters both are - boring.

Dwaine is a catty gossip and its showing.

Can someone updat me as to the major events of last nights episode - the only thing I saw was the line of attractiveness..................which abi should have been at the end of imo! :glare:

I thought that was dead mean and not true. Jane is not the least unattractive by any means. She has lovely big brown eyes, a slender figure and a bone structure to die for. Abi seems to get fatter by the day, its hilarious they way she is always stuffing her face. Also has anyone noticed the silly giggle she does all the time in the middle of sentence, its becoming very irritating. My favourite is Liz, she is natural and doesn't show off all the time but she seems to get little camera time, unlike Paul who is becoming more and more repulsive by the day.

Hi....This forum is great fun!
I found 'celebrity love island' by accident and although I had only heard of 4 of the 'celebs', I can't stop watching it.
heehee...can't wait for the next episode.
:-)

I'm afraid I am starting to get the first symptons of Callumitus. We must all start to pray.

And Pandora AKA Dr Desmond Morris...good observations. I am really peeved I missed abi's drunken episode, but am picking up the jist. She is a very odd girl...have you noticed her mouth and nose is always twitching and she blinks more that normal.

I hope Rebecca - her of probosus monkey nose - and Calum bang each other stupid and boast about it loudly and insessantly when back in the resort.

This is turning out to be quite a busy thread with us three isn't it. :cool:

Well Ive been sucked into watching this, well and bloomin truly ! its car crash television at its finest.

Im also, worryingly, starting to like Calum. He may be a bit of a manslut but I loved the way he handled Paul when he was drunk. He is also so charming. You can see why the women go for him :ninja:

As for Paul Danan's dry humping of Abi Tits Ooot last night in the bed, his constant groping of her bosoms as they lay there, her pushing his hand way.... I was screaming at the telly, - just tell him to P*SSSS Offff you stupid slapper !!!!

He is a sex pest IMO. He needs his face slapping.

Ive no doubt, now he has tried it on with Isabella, Rebecca and now Abi and got nowhere, he will start on poor Liz. Hopefully the feisty liverpudlian will put him in his place.

Is it tonight we have to vote whether or not Rebecca stays in the Lurrrrve Shack with Calum? Apparently Abi gets to go in if Rebecca doesnt get enough votes.

No, no please no. I cant bear to watch the terminally irritating Abi doing her best to "come between" them. Literally, knowing her..... :glare:

I watched a full episode of this last night. Can't get over how Abi turns guys on and gals off (in general). She's beginning to think Michael really likes her because he cant stand her but 'has a strange way of showing it'. I think maybe they are not a match made in heaven. Locked up for a couple of days would be a nasty voting tactic!
Maybe I am being harsh but I find Abi so unappealing. Paul too, he appears desperate to hit it off with anyone.
Bella was a straight shooter yesterday, quite liked her. And Jayne.

They all appear at loose ends though..........

Now - I've a confession to make here. Having vowed never to watch this hopeless peice of cringe-making telly, I am now hooked! I've seen two shows and am almost gutted that I will be away for two weeks and will miss lots.

Abi is so amazingly stupid, desperate and transparent. I find her quite repulsive, which is a shame, because I thought she'd use this programme as an opportunity to prove that underneath the image she is a nice, ordinary girl. But, no - she just proves that her slutty image is not a stereotype after all. Its what she is really like!

She has an unrealistically high opinion of herself. Its as if she can't believe that any man would prefer another woman to her. She definitely has problems accepting that a man actually dislikes her. She seems to think that all it takes to be attractive is a pair of huge tits, long blonde hair (doesn't matter if its as brittle as bone) and an annoying, girly giggle.

And hasn't she got a strange shape? Skinny legs and slim arms, with a rotund, barrel-like torso. Like a spider!

I too am finding Calum Best very attractive. Good looking, charming, a bit of a bad boy..... You can see why the girls love him, even though they know its a bad idea!

And - I'm quite liking Rebecca Loos too, which is a surprise. She is starting to come across as quite a likeable girl. And she haas a great figure - the cow!

Abi is so amazingly stupid, desperate and transparent. I find her quite repulsive, which is a shame, because I thought she'd use this programme as an opportunity to prove that underneath the image she is a nice, ordinary girl. But, no - she just proves that her slutty image is not a stereotype after all. Its what she is really like!
This is a really horrible thing to say but it bothers me that she used to be a nurse. A dimwit in a uniform.

She has an unrealistically high opinion of herself. Its as if she can't believe that any man would prefer another woman to her. She definitely has problems accepting that a man actually dislikes her. She seems to think that all it takes to be attractive is a pair of huge tits, long blonde hair (doesn't matter if its as brittle as bone) and an annoying, girly giggle.

As our little obsessive society on this forum shows, the fact that it exists suggests, in reality, that people like her. She is the stereotype of a woman which I hate.
And hasn't she got a strange shape? Skinny legs and slim arms, with a rotund, barrel-like torso. Like a spider!


You are making me laugh. I would like to perform a ventriliquist act with you. I'll sit on your knee (no fantasies allowed) you can pull the strings and speak! We are in sync in our thoughts anyway!!


And - I'm quite liking Rebecca Loos too, which is a surprise. She is starting to come across as quite a likeable girl. And she haas a great figure - the cow

I found her suprising too. Normal even.

This programme, so far, is doing Abi no favours at all at the moment. Rebecca on the other hand, is coming across as quite dignified and not full of herself.

I find Paul Danan's cheeky chappie act is thinly disguising an aggressive sex pest personality IMO and is becoming extremely wearing now. Trouble is, he has the "Abi syndrome" in that HE thinks he is terrific and its everyone else is wrong if they dont feel the same way... :angry:

His sly bullying of Isabella the other night ("DONT turn away from me again, when I go to kiss you. I dont want to kiss your ear, theres nothing wrong with a friend trying to kiss you on the lips")... was disgraceful. She should have firmly told him "DONT tell me what to do. If I choose to turn away, then I choose to turn away. Its up to me to decide where I want to be kissed. Not you" , but instead she got up and walked away looking (IMO) scared. He isnt a pleasant fellow when he has had a drink, the true colours really show!

One rather funny moment during the drunken shenanigans was when Isabella was blowing alcohol through a straw at the mirror with the camera behind it. Jayne said to the mirror, "Aristocracy at its finest" and Isabella replied, "Im a layyyydeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee dontcha knooww" :laugh:

Abi fascinates me....probably for all the wrong reasons.
She is soooooooooooo vain.
And dull....and her hair is all tangled.
Most of the 'celebs' have nothing to say unless they are talking about themselves.
I like jayne middlemarch...she at least seems a bit human.
And Liz is lovely too.She seems very genuin.I thought it was really sweet the other night when she zoomed in to hug Fran when she heard he was staying on the island so she could at last have a day trip.
She is not demanding and never seems to hog the limelight.
Heehee...these 'celebs' make me feel sooo superiour!
I love it!

a "big up" to the people on the telly for keeping CLI and BB apart so far - ta

Even if they clashed I would watch CLI before i'd watch BB.Addiction!
Wish they would not keep showing close ups of Michael in his white underpants tho'.
Euwwwww.
Scary Mary!
:-O

I now think that it has done enough to merit another series with diff celebs - and talk about a HUGE advert for Fiji!

Lovely people, lovely place

Managed to get back on track with this last night...Liz and Fran!!! have been voted into the love shack.

Managed to get back on track with this last night...Liz and Fran!!! have been voted into the love shack.

Hmmm, its a waste if you ask me as there would NEVER be any hint of romance between those too. I would of rather seen Abi smother Michael in there :ninja:

Hi All.
Glad to see there are still some fans left.Do you think they put Liz and Fran in there because they were afraid that Abi would be voted in?
Liz and Fran are both fairly harmless...but praps the powers that be are hoping that Abi in the resort with both rebecca and calum and paul etc would
provide more entertainment than if she was locked away.It just seems a bit 'fixed' to me.
I'm just really surprised that Liz and Fran got to go in to the love shack.
And so are they.I wonder who Liz really fancies.I think it might be michael.
Hope it's not Calum.(I KNOW it's not paul!!!!urgh!)
Fran's accent is difficult to understand.He always seems to be chewing something, which is bloody annoying.His hair is ridiculous,he needs to pull his trousers up and stop showing his underpants.What IS it with these guys!
But at least he seems to have some manners...like...letting Liz walk down the path before him and at least holding the door open for her.
Poor Liz tho'.Bet she will be hoping the next 48 hours zoom by!
:ohmy:

Fran has a baby and was engaged to Liz's pal who was in Atom Kitten and so Fran I guess was bricking it as he seems to feel a bit guilty about it all.

Liz is a bit whacko fragile though, a bit too much of a cry baby and I don't think she did a lot of homework at school. Fran is an oik and thinks he is strong and others are weak and weak people should be trampled on.

meanwhile rebecca and her text from her girlfriend was pathetic --oooh i like girls and boys - "i am sooo undecided" - for that read "i want attention and I am afraid to commit in case i miss something" - she is a coward.

Jayne for me

Rebecca only EVER talks about her sexuality.
It's like that's all she has going on.It's a bit tiresome at this stage.
She really needs to get over herself and get a personality.She could lend some to Calum as well.Dull as dish water.......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Wake me up when something exciting happens!

(Having said that, i will still be glued to my telly tonite watching it all unfold.)
yay.

I'm sure that one reason Rebecca keeps going on about sexuality is because she is fronting a documentary series on Sky One about lesbians. (not that I've seen it - but I've seen the trailer). And bcause it is a Sky One program she wont be allowed to mention that directly, but I did hear her say she had presented a documentary and wanted to do more of that sort of work.