as someone who's been here a while but doesn't know everyone that well (sometimes i dont know whos m/f!!!)

i thought everyone could give their age (if your a lady of course you may lie!), your sex (i'm scared i'll refer to a guy as a gal in a post some day or vice versa so please help!)

and a like!

I'm 24 (nearly 25)
I am a stylish cool chick!
I like listening to music (esp strokes, killers, franz ferdinand to kylie to the beatles)
I like going to pubs, going for meals with friends.
I like tv, reading and i love movies

I'm 21 going on 14
I'm a male
I'm Scottish
I'm still a poor student
My favourite animal is a kangaroo.

I'm a 19 year old female kangaroo, currently studying Scottish history.......

I'm a 19 year old female kangaroo, currently studying Scottish history.......

Nice try Patsy - I like your style :devil:

I'm a 19 year old female kangaroo, currently studying Scottish history.......

But Cat is a rich 18 yr old female kangaroo, studying Scottish Brewery Practises since Circe 1800!!

It matters not, as PJ promised himself to me when miss PJ gets fed up with him.... you girls need to get in the queue!

I am 34, exceptionally gorgeous, talented and intelligent, and I love talking about me.

I am 34, exceptionally gorgeous, talented and intelligent, and I love talking about me.

I love talking about me too Ceri....thats why I come on here!! :wink2:

But Cat is a rich 58 yr old female kangaroo, studying Scottish Brewery Practises since Circe 1800!!


Flip, that's not nice!

Flip, that's not nice!

touche Pats!!:laugh:


CL - I am a stylish old prune of 42, don't get out much anymore but love wine and telly and my mates! [oh and my husband and children]

I'm old enough to know better but young enough not to care.....

I'm all woman dispite my name sake Coastie Dove being male!

I love God...writing anything.....watching movies....collecting movie stuff......mental challenges and practical problem solving.....being out in the wilderness and travelling....I enjoy survival stuff!

I enjoy.....playing guitar.....singing....cooking...

I don't mind....decorating

I hate...ironing...gardening...dusting...cleaning up other peoples mess!

I'd like to do more.....outdoor adventure stuff....sailing...horse riding..diving....trekking etc! :w00t:

I have 9 little friends!

I have 9 little friends!

:unsure: What happened to your big toe then Coastie?

:unsure: What happened to your big toe then Coastie?

Catapillar.....very nasty attack! :shocking:

I'm old enough to know better but young enough not to care.....

I enjoy.....playing guitar.....singing....cooking...



i play the guitar too Coastie but I gave up when i got to the difficult chords! :shocking:

I play Oasis - Live Forver and U2 - with or without you at every party i've ever hosted!!

I play when I'm in the mood but I'm not very good....Just enough cords n stuff to keep me amused! :laugh:

It matters not, as PJ promised himself to me when miss PJ gets fed up with him.... you girls need to get in the queue!


I THINK NOT!

I THINK NOT!

Me to...it was me he promised himself to..... :w00t:

Stop all this at once :ranting:

Old enough to be reliving the first flushes of youth (except second time around they're better) ;)

Female, although my name has been a constant source of confusion (CAT!)

Likes: Chip butties, red wine, white wine, rose wine and anything in between, playing games, reality TV, being lazy and writing rubbish.

Stop all this at once :ranting:

Okay..... :sad:

I was just trying to protect you from the ravenous old people....I wasn't going to lock you away in a castle or anything...just make them all think you were taken and that they should all go back to their cucumbers and bananas and leave you alone......it was a bluff that failed and I apologise for any offense or discomfort I may have caused you Peej...please forgive me or at least do not feel threatened in anyway by my previous antics!

48 year old male falling to bits rapidly. Been there, done that, lost the t-shirt.

Only parts still functioning: genitals and strong sense of irony. :cool2:

I am the vicar of Chalfont St Giles.

I am the vicar of Chalfont St Giles.
And I am the choirmistress

Audrey!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shocking:

And I am the choirmistress

And I'm the Queen of Sheba! :shocking:

And I'm the Queen of Sheba! :shocking:
Welcome your Highness....really you should have your own welcome thread, but

Whatevvvaaaa

Welcome. Shrimp or trout ?


http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0006M637Q.01-A3CDPEGSIQM61V._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

And I'm the Queen of Sheba! :shocking:

And I'm Handel - I'll write you a ditty Coastie

I am the least sexy named female on the board :bag:

I am the least sexy named female on the board :bag:

But your avatar makes up for it :naughty: :laugh:

Only parts still functioning: genitals and strong sense of irony. :cool2:

bing bing!!








:wink_kiss

And I'm Handel - I'll write you a ditty Coastie


Cheers! :beer:

Oh and Floops...do you have any salmon? :unsure:

I am a 43 year old (but don't look or act it) very cool rock chick :)

OK then, ageing hippie.

I like food, drink and anything that dosnt involve me getting up early.

M

I'm a 36 year old female.

I love wine, chocolate, well actually anything that really isn't any good for me.

Amen.

I am 44 (nearly 45) going on 12
I am a cool guy with excellent taste!
I like playing music and entertaining in pubs

I also enjoy going for meals with my wife and friends.
I like Science fiction films TV and reading

I also play the guitar, all the cords

And I am from the east end of London and a cocky bast*rd hence the name

O and I am secretly in love with Buzz but don’t tell Floopy ......or Buzz

I'll put my details up as soon as Angelina Jolie returns my body, JK Rowlings compensates me for nicking my Barry Hopper idea and the registrar agrees to correct the mistake on my birth certificate.

:laugh:

Allow me Fee

Fee is a good-looking sexy girl with a great personality from Scotland who lives by the sea

Her hobbies do not include DIY and Gardening and suffering fools gladly

:blush: Awww shucks!

Now, shove off you eedjit

O and I am secretly in love with Buzz but don’t tell Floopy ......or Buzz

I'm gutted - I thought you were secretly in love with me :cry:

Likes: Chip butties, red wine, white wine, rose wine and anything in between, playing games, reality TV, being lazy and writing rubbish.You missed off Lance Gerrard-Wright, your car and your mechanic.

Age: 31, but don't look a day over 35.

Gender: presumed male due to presence of wife and children, but one can never be sure these days.

Like: percussion (djembe, congas, bongos, timbales, didjeridoo, drum kit, maracas, cabasa, claves, dondo, doum doum, jews harp, etc.), very fast cars, computers.

Dislike: computers.

My idea of top totty is:

http://krant.telegraaf.nl/krant/naslag/filmrecensies/film.000518gladiator.crowe.jpg

..........:sick::sick::sick:...................

My idea of top totty is:

http://ellis.dyndns.biz/media/images/so/BlinkiusMaximus.jpg

Goodness! I hadn't realised how you felt Coastie. Wow. I'm flattered.

I'm gutted - I thought you were secretly in love with me :cry:

it's a cunning bluff, he is really

Goodness! I hadn't realised how you felt Coastie. Wow. I'm flattered.

Ooooo Blinkus... :wub:

........:laugh::laugh::laugh:...........

........:laugh::laugh::laugh:...........

Just remember ladies....I saw him first! :naughty:

Are you owning up to this comment I received via reputation points then Coastie? "Is a real hunk in his dress and leather gear!"

Woohoo! :naughty:

Just remember ladies....I saw him first! :naughty:


You can have him Coastie, he is mean with virtual pets!

Me? Nonsense. Don't believe the hype!

Me? Nonsense. Don't believe the hype!

I think I shall just leave him to rot. Having only just acquired him, I'm not too attached.



I rest my case!

I SAID, don't believe the hype!!!!!

Only time will tell if it is hype or not!

Of course any pet of a gladiator can expect his share of knocks...

Are you owning up to this comment I received via reputation points then Coastie? "Is a real hunk in his dress and leather gear!"

Woohoo! :naughty:

:blush:


Ils...I don't have a cyber-pet so he can be as mean as he likes to them...although I do sponsor Bob's little creature!

So Blinkus Maximus Yumminess could you please refrain from tormenting Bob's pet...who's name escapes me right now as Twinkle died so erm...oh yeah Rockie!...anyway...if you don't stay away from Rockie I'll :boxing: ya lights out!

I have been meaning to ask what does ASL stand for??

It means Age, Sex, Location, Flip!

I have been meaning to ask what does ASL stand for??

i thought it stood for age sex and likes flip but then a friend (who browses this site as a guest - trying to get her to join!) corrected me and said it stands for age sex lives............but i prefer knowing peoples interests anyways so its all good!

So Blinkus Maximus Yumminess could you please refrain from tormenting Bob's pet...who's name escapes me right now as Twinkle died so erm...oh yeah Rockie!...anyway...if you don't stay away from Rockie I'll :boxing: ya lights out!Actually after having discovered the "taunting" facility and clicking manically on the unfortunate Pillock, I have devoted myself to giving lurrrvvve to all pets. But I've overdone it and have been forbidden from interacting with any pets for 24 hours. Darn.

I'm probably the fluffiest wussiest gladiator there ever was. Hunky, yes, and also worryingly good at flower-arranging.

Hmmmm...okay flower arranging...that isn't the greatest turn on in the book but if you look as good as the piccie above in real life I think I can tolerate a bit foo foo fluffiness......provided it is counter balanced with the odd lopping off of heads and limbs! :w00t:

O and I am secretly in love with Buzz but don’t tell Floopy ......or Buzz
Not a friggin secret anymore is it!!!

provided it is counter balanced with the odd lopping off of heads and limbs! :w00t:How about the odd bit of violent litigation? :w00t:

And does Playstation head-lopping count?

On reflection if think I may be a little too tame for your tastes, but I'll willingly wear the costume!!!

Hmmmm Blink clad in his full Gladitorial regalia spouting legalise across a packed arena.......don't know that that has quite the same effect Blink...I shall have to meditate in a corner for a while and see if I can make it work! :sad:

I could whack my opponents with a squash racquet...?

I have been forbidden from interacting with any pets for 24 hours. Darn.


ooh err missus! sounds disgusting!


back o/t:

I'm 42 years old, single white female with 11 year old son and I live by the sea.

I like: my garden, my house, my son, fishing, sex and listening to really loud rock music!

I love: red wine, whiskey, vodka and Survior Online!

I hate: show offs, getting up early and my body!

I love: red wine, whiskey, vodka !



A lady after my own heart Dol! :p There will be plenty of drink drank in Dublin come october then! :drinking:

A lady after my own heart Dol! :p There will be plenty of drink drank in Dublin come october then! :drinking:

:cry: not by me ... at least not in Dublin! :cry:

:cry: not by me ... at least not in Dublin! :cry:

Pompey dahling...Pompey! :drinking: