Well, I've just discovered the 'taunt' function for SO Pets. Very educational.

Sorry Floops!

No problem, I've just discovered the reputation button :pimp:

Ooh. A threat! WIll you spank me too?

Only if you discover the Transfer Money function too :ninja:

There's a problem. Now you've told me about money (which I thought was only for special privileged folks), I have discovered that I can use it. Consequently I only have 1 SOM left, which you are welcome to if you want it.

If however you want some kind of revenge, why not set your pet onto Psychodevilbeast, my new plaything?

Blinky if you have used all your soms, how are you going to feed him and repair his damage when he fights?

I think I shall just leave him to rot. Having only just acquired him, I'm not too attached. :devil:

:shocking: that's Tommy reincarnated ils!! What have you done?

I think I shall just leave him to rot. Having only just acquired him, I'm not too attached. :devil:

That is mean, he was my Tommy that I loved and cared for, and when I no longer had the time to look after him properly I put him up for adoption and now you are going to let him rot. How could you be so mean?

If this incarnation is hard, presumably in his next incarnation he'll be a higher form of life. So all's fair.

Besides, who's the terrible mother, abandoning the poor (former) spider?!

I shall treat him mean, keep him keen, and he'll thank me for it. :angry:

I didn't abandoning him and he was a turtle not a spider :ranting:

Ooh, by the way - thanks for pleasuring my cat, Fee! He was already very happy though (possibly on account of being adopted). I only talk tough. :blush: Be gentle, Floopy! :shocking:

I didn't abandoning him and he was a turtle not a spider :ranting:Turtle, spider, what's the difference? He's much better and happier as a cat. :D

Gelastic's pleasuring my cat now! Thank you all! But he IS currently on 100%. What happens to a cat who's already full up of pleasure? I dread to think...

Edited to add: and whoever heard of an 88 year old cat?!

What happens to a cat who's already full up of pleasure? I dread to think...

You taunt him for a while out of spite *snigger* :boxing:

Blink have you any idea of the monster you have taken on?

whoever heard of an 88 year old cat?!

Don't you know anything Blink? - He is 88 days old!!!

Blink have you any idea of the monster you have taken on?Er... no! As I said, I have only just discovered all of this. I thought it was only for the SO Clique. :devil:B
Don't you know anything Blink?No! (But don't tell anyone!)

What happens to a cat who's already full up of pleasure?

I happen :bag:

Yes, so I see. Poor Psychodevilbeast!

I know you're new to this pet mullarky, Blinkers. There's a special forum set aside just for our little furry friends, SO Pets. See how helpful I am.

BTW, I shall never, ever accept a fight from you, so don't even ask.

There's a special forum set aside just for our little furry friends, SO Pets.You have to be a subscriber to post there, which is why I assumed pets were only for subscribers.
BTW, I shall never, ever accept a fight from you, so don't even ask.Fight? Me? I've never challenged anyone to a fight in my life!

Fight? Me? I've never challenged anyone to a fight in my life!

Then I suspect you may have adopted the wrong pet :bag:

Is Psychodevilbeast a notorious brawler then? Oh dear. And there was me thinking his new name would be ironic. :D

Is Psychodevilbeast a notorious brawler then? Oh dear. And there was me thinking his new name would be ironic. :D

Tommy has been known to beat Pillock on occasion!

This is sick. I just had a look at the other pets, and concerning Greebo, it says, "This pet will die within 72 hours!" :(

Where's the "mate with..." control for the pets? I was thinking that Pillock looked lonely.

Pillock isn't that kind of a dawg :glare:

He might just be in denial, Floopy.

She is in no such thing

Tactics Blink, tactics.

(Pssst, get Pillock into the ring by challenging her but never let Psychodevilbeast go in to fight - with no food or pampering, she'll be a gonner in a couple of days)

Just remember..no picking on Rockie! :angry:

Blink, this is truly wonderful news. I look forward to meeting you in the Arena shortly. :devil:

She is in no such thingOho. DEFINTELY in denial then. And it appears 'her' owner is too.

Blink, this is truly wonderful news. I look forward to meeting you in the Arena shortly. :devil:Excellent. :wub: Should I bring my cat or would he just end up being a gooseberry?

Only if he gives me a little nibble. :naughty:

I have quickly realised that I don't post enough here to earn enough SOMs to keep poor Psychodevilbeast in food. So I have reluctantly put him back up for adoption. Poor fellow. He must be feeling very rejected right now. :(

Let the mutant beast die quietly. :bag:

Heartless transsexual-dog-owning wench.

Edit: obviously I meant it's the pet that's the transsexual. :blush:

and your point? :bag:

What have you done to my Tommy? :cry:

He isn't Tommy any more, ils :sad:

What have you done to my Tommy? :cry:I've simply returned him to where you left him, a slightly higher level being than he was previously. And you got 500 SOMs out of the adoption transaction, I believe. *cough* :devil:

I've simply returned him to where you left him, a slightly higher level being than he was previously.

Actually I left him with 0% hunger, 100% pleasure & 100% happiness, which is more than you have :ranting:

Ever so sorry - strapped for cash donchaknow. I have given him a chance at a better life than he could have with me. *sob*