Following comments made on BBC London the other day, Mr C and I have been discussing the ratio of male to female bottles in the bathroom. Danny Baker was saying that in his bathroom, he has 2 bottles, while his wife has 22.

Mr C has about 6 in total I believe.

I have:

Face wash x 2
Shower gel x 1
"Feminine" wash x 1
Shampoo x 2
Conditioner x 2
Deep conditioner x 1
Body exfoliant x 1
Bubble bath x 1
Hair volumniser x 1
Hair straightening cream x 1
Hairspray x 1
Saline solution x 1
Contact lens cleaner x 1
Contact lens disinfecting solution x 1

So just the 17 for me then - and don't even START on how many I have in the bedroom! :laugh:

What have you got in yours?

I don't think I have that many but lets find out -

"Feminine" wash x 2
Shampoo x 1
Conditioner x 1

Looks like I was right. I hate the fact that I have 2 bottles of feminine wash though, but a really nasty bout of thrush has made me too scared to ever stop using them!

Mr G, has heaps more bottles and things than I do, but then he's always been a big tart :D

Now Ceri, do you mean bottles that are just on show or are we counting the ones in the cabinet as well?

I am counting ANY bathroom bottles Andrea - cabinet ones too! :D

I only have two - scruffy mare that I am.

L'Occitane Bubble Bath and
L'Occitane Creme body wash.


In the en suite I have a small Chemist shop and not enough space to type what I have.

I only have two - scruffy mare that I am.

L'Occitane Bubble Bath and
L'Occitane Creme body wash.


In the en suite I have a small Chemist shop and not enough space to type what I have.

You're the only woman so far without any 'feminine wash' Flip. What do you do to keep yourself fragrant downstairs?

I am counting ANY bathroom bottles Andrea - cabinet ones too! :D

I shall count up when I give the kids their bath (come on it is Sunday :w00t: )
Will report back later.

What is "femine" wash anyway?

Shampoo
Conditioner
Facial wash - more a tube than a bottle, does this count?
Shower gel - communal, does this count?
Small bubble bath, stolen from a hotel, naturally
3 bottles of perfume, which alternate between bathroom and bedroom

From memory I have:

2 x shampoo
2 x conditioner.
facial scrub
body scrub
face mask peel thing
shower gel x 4 for communal use
bubblebath x 4 for communal use
and a bottle of calamine lotion for after the rare occasion I have used the facial things cos they always bring me out in a rash!

What the frig is Feminine Wash?

If its what I'm thinking, you must be a right smelly pair to need a specific agent for there.

And where is it stocked in the supermarket, I've never noticed it...with the Detox?

What the frig is Feminine Wash?

If its what I'm thinking, you must be a right smelly pair to need a specific agent for there.

And where is it stocked in the supermarket, I've never noticed it...with the Detox?
Yes Love. But your'e ok, just you keep spraying the Mr Muscle orange action and you'll be fine....

Feminine wash is a gentle, soap free wash for your bits. You shouldn't really wash your bits with soap as it upsets the PH balance and causes soreness, cystitis and thrush.

They sell it in supermarkets with the tampons and stuff. :)

Feminine wash is a gentle, soap free wash for your bits. You shouldn't really wash your bits with soap as it upsets the PH balance and causes soreness, cystitis and thrush.

They sell it in supermarkets with the tampons and stuff. :)
SHe's fine with Mr Muscle orange action I tell you. She will now spend all day tomorrow canvassing the female members of staff about feminin hygiene!!! :w00t:

Oh right, so she has swapped from the Oven Cleaner now then? :unsure:

Oh right, so she has swapped from the Oven Cleaner now then? :unsure:
Yes, she was beginning to smell at little unpleasant in the warmer weather. she required something more fragrant. :bag:

Far too many!!!!

Shower gels x 5 (2 mens, 3 girlie = 1 exfoliating, 1 massaging, 1 radox)
Conditioners x 6 (Jades "straigtning x 3 and mine for coloured hair x 3)
Shampoo x 7 (as above + head and shoulders for Lewie and Mr I)
Bath foam x 1
Deep Conditioning treatments x 2
Oil treatments for hair x 1
shaving gel ladies x 1
shaving gel mens x 1
clarins facial scrub x 2
apricot boy scrub x 1

then there is the "cleaning stuff" - jiff mousse, bathroom bleach spray, stuff to spray in the shower, and bleach......

Absolutely none at the moment. My bathroom is an empty shell. I dont even have a toilet or a sink right now :ninja:

You're the only woman so far without any 'feminine wash' Flip. What do you do to keep yourself fragrant downstairs?

I don't even know what feminine wash is - I don't think I have ever heard or seen it?? But I use Persian Paradise handmade soap, that or Patchouli handmade soap [my mate makes all my soaps].

And God forbid I shall never use Mint and Tea Tree again [after being warned by both you and Karenh - about its astringent qualities!!!! ouch, yet strangley hmmmm]

I don't go in for all this, special stuff that washes that bit, and this washes this bit, and this only sparkles this bit - to me it seems a bit of a con - whats wrong with good old fashioned soap and water?? [oops jsut read Ceri's post about fem wash - but I never seem to have that sort of problem?]

At the moment none!

But that is because this week, I am having a new bathroom installed.... so I will come back to this later in the week!

None either for us, as it is all packed, but normally I'd guess there's about 3 for him, 3 for the baby, and about 45 for me :blush:

Two shampoos, two conditioners, a shower gel and a radox bath in Mrs Dab's and my bathroom.

But the Misses Dabs' bathroom is like a perfumed fairy grotto with light glinting and glowing through dozens (hundreds?) of strange bottles in green, blue and red glass. Scary.