Crikey, so far I'm cringing at all of them, which might make terrible or fantastic TV.

I do need someone likeable though - and soon please. I was thinking that Sam would be okay when she started talking, but... oh dear god. And although Derek seems relatively sane, I could never support a fox hunter.

As for Maxwell and Lesley - hmm. :blink:

The new Marco is Derek
The new michelle is Lesley
Maxwell in my opinion is a drunken weirdo
Horny Sam? Give me a break, she just said that to get into da house

You posted your first impressions thing like seconds before mine :) So mine are in the other thread

:D I was surprised no one else had!

So agree with you about Sam only saying the horny thing to give herself an angle. It seems a tad convnient she's broken all her vibrators so can't ake one into the house like she said she would.

Vanessa and Lesley......OH DEAR GOD! this is gonna get nasty

The all seem so full of themselves so far. I guess you have to be to an extent to even apply for a show like Big Brother, but still, I think we need a more "normal" person.

That hairdresser guy - I forgot his name already - I think he's 19. e just seems so spoilt brat like - I wonder if his parents ever said no to him - can't believe he's never read a whole book either!

I can't believe they are all as confident as they make out. The diary room auditions are all a big act to make an impresion, you only had to look at Lesley shaking all over the place to realise that.
I've never met any people as up their own **** as those on BB. Where do they all go for the other 41 weeks?
On impressions I'd say that Roberto is the most likeable.
I couldn't stay in a room more than 1 minute with Craig or Vanessa

craig if he went near me...one of us wouldnt come out alive, and I owuldnt care if its me

Well I shall be supporting Mary......she is as mad as a box of frogs.....and the sanest one in there......

Well I shall be supporting Mary......she is as mad as a box of frogs.....and the sanest one in there......

no!!! Mark my words, over the coming weeks she will come across as one of the most annoying!!! can't stand all those mystic types!

Don't like at all so far: Sam, Anthony, Makosi and Mary.

Not keen on any of the others either!

If I had to say which I like the best at the moment it would be Derek, but only cos he seems to be the calmest.

i liked Kemal's audition very much, but felt the sari was just too too much!! can't stand raging queens ... who does he think he is Maro?!

I think Roberto will ask to leave pretty soon, he just seems too normal ... and yet not normal!

I'm lovin Science!
yeah mary does seem pretty normal. love her alien abduction story :w00t:

OMG, Loony Tunes doesn't get a look in............to be fair I think most of them, probably told "a little white lie" at the interviews! Let's face you ain;t gonna get in if you said loved watching Corrie, liked knitting and ate fish 'n chips on a Friday! Of course you have to act a little bit zany, little bit woh to get in. I think with BB first impressions don't really mean a lot. I really don't watch the first few weeks as there are too many of them and I ger confused with all their personalities, I prefer it more when it gets whittled down and all the fighting starts! :devil: And I reckon with this lot of big boobs, camp, wacky and big eye staring there will be a lot of that.............well, at least I hope there will be! :w00t:

yeah mary does seem pretty normal. love her alien abduction story :w00t:

you have to ask why they abducted her seven times and yet still kept returning her ... but the rejection doesn't seem to have dented her self esteem does it? I'm worried that she seemed to drop her broomstick - do you think someone will give it back to her?

i liked Kemal's audition very much, but felt the sari was just too too much!! can't stand raging queens ... who does he think he is Maro?!



No that would be Vanessa, she sounds just like marco, wasn't "bothered" his catch phrase?

I'm lovin Science!
yeah mary does seem pretty normal. love her alien abduction story :w00t:

Lol, abducted 7 times.........I am going love her! I just love people who are just are wired to the moon and I reckon Mary has been in the woods a bit too mcuh and cooking too many magic mushrooms! :w00t:

So far I like Derek. I thought maybe Roberto looked nice until he started kissing everyone and his body language says, I'm really only interested in me, but I'll tolerate you. He seems to be the type who you would try to talk to but they are too busy looking around and checking everything else out. Too shallow for me!

I liked the look of Sam too, until she opened her mouth. And Lesley! She should never have worn that nurses outfit. She spent her whole time outside trying to pull it down. She really doesn't have the confidence for it. I was surprised that she didn't learn from Jason's thong effort last year.

Did you see Lesleys face when she met Saskia and her big knockers :w00t:
her eyes went straight to Saskia's chest. Bet she wasn't expecting anyone to have bigger boobs than herself

I was surprised that she didn't learn from Jason's thong effort last year.

omg yes! tigger! who could forget jason;s thong!!!

Did you see Lesleys face when she met Saskia and her big knockers :w00t:
her eyes went straight to Saskia's chest. Bet she wasn't expecting anyone to have bigger boobs than herself

who would have thought anyone would!!!!

there are some very big knockers in that house!

Most of the females in there are for the 'sex' content. :laugh: I imagine there'll be some good cat fighting going on soon enough.

Most of the females in there are for the 'sex' content. :laugh: I imagine there'll be some good cat fighting going on soon enough.

Oh fab, isn't that we want to see? :laugh: I reckon it is a much better mix than last year! Let's hope so anyway.......

If they wanted big knockers, why didn't they ask a few of us? :unsure: :laugh: There are quite a few 'endowed' women on this board. I reckon we would be great competition for those guys!

If they wanted big knockers, why didn't they ask a few of us? :unsure: :laugh: There are quite a few 'endowed' women on this board. I reckon we would be great competition for those guys!


Count me out, Tigger, even Kemal has bigger knockers than me!!! :laugh:

you have to ask why they abducted her seven times and yet still kept returning her ... but the rejection doesn't seem to have dented her self esteem does it?

:D perhaps she hasn't realise they're rejecting her yet :D

As for the broomsick, maybe she realised her mystic look wasn't as clever as she thought it was :blink:

Mary is such a wally! I loved it when she mystically walked the wrong way. Probably something to do with alternative energy of something - nothing to do with her stupid hood covering her eyes. :w00t:

I just loved the way she was all "I think" about how many times she'd been abducted. I'm sure I would know the number of times!

Also the way she was so surprised that what she saw was a UFO. OMG! I just want to explain to her that just because she doesn't know what an owl is doesn't mean she's about to be abducted... again :D

Maxwell is my hot tip to win, but Derek is my pet.

Mary is such a wally! I loved it when she mystically walked the wrong way. Probably something to do with alternative energy of something - nothing to do with her stupid hood covering her eyes. :w00t:

Superb comment rothera!! :laugh:

Why oh why oh why do BB do it??

Pick a load of loons?? Not one of them is relatively 'normal' they are all extreme versions of stereotypes that we all know and love/hate.

Having said that my two faves [although I really wracked my brains to think of an alternative word] are Derek and Kemal.

That Lesley is going to be trouble - mark my words.

[eldest son has just come and said that his fave is Science!!] oh well there is no accounting for taste!?!?

I missed the first half hour of it:mad2:

Had to go and pick my neice up from scouts, her dad has had an operation and can't drive. How inconsiderate of him, eh?

So I missed the first 4 going in.
Vanessa is a reincarnation of Vicky from little britain, yeh but no but:w00t:

I saw the one in the nurses outfit (how bad was that) looking at the other girl with the big boobs, basically comparing.

And Kemal (he's the one in the sari, right?) you have just got to love him.

As for all the rest, its all a bit of a blur at the moment, but can't wait to see how it all unfolds.

I like Science actually, he reminds me of every boy at my school

As always I'm shocked at their behaviour and their proclamations of different/unusual/madcap sex lives ... do these people have no families!!

So true, I would never go on anything like that, my poor nan and granddad and even my dad! I don't think mum would care, but then I would. I like to think I have too much self-respect, but perhaps I'm just not confident enough :D

Gelastic and Ultimate Survivor, I've merged your thread together.

, but perhaps I'm just not confident enough :D

with some of them it's not so much confidence ... but more a matter of stupidity and vanity! they honestly think it makes them a better person!! lol! you gotta love people like that ... with out 'em there'd be no big brother!

Did you see Lesleys face when she met Saskia and her big knockers
her eyes went straight to Saskia's chest. Bet she wasn't expecting anyone to have bigger boobs than herself

hahaha, I noticed that too, Bob! Lesley is the "Emma" this year and mark my words will be the first to have a knock down drag out fight with someone. The PVC nurses uniform was a horrifying sight. She was positively GUTTED when she saw the gorgeous Saskia with her big knockers, she obviously hoped SHE was going to be the glamour model this year !

I thought Mary and the starey non blinking eyes were hysterical. She looks like Demi Moore's younger psychotic sister who has been smoking too many spliffs; and I nearly weed myself when she got her cape caught in the door, and then went the wrong way coz she couldnt see out of that hood !!!

And what about "Princess" Makosi? Hahaha - she made sure she was the first one to the diary room and paid for it, and it serves her bloody right. Vile creature.

Anyone notice that she so DIDNT get the "immune to evictions if you get nominated by your peers for eviction" secret? She said, "okay - public, get voting for me."...... Big Brother asked her twice if she understood and she got all arsey, saying, "yes yes, I understand!" and she obviously doesnt !!!! :devil: Luv it !!

For those who didnt see it:- she was first in the diary room when BB called, and because of this she was told she had automatically entered herself for being up for eviction on Friday.
However - if she managed to get the most nominations from the other housemates (ie, if they hated her), then she would be IMMUNE !
Trouble is, the dozy cow got votes and nominations mixed up and said, "okay I understand - get voting for me then, public" DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

BB asked her twice if she understood and explained twice, and she went tripping out of the diary room having got it all **** about face !! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

PS. Edited to add that the gorgeous Dermot has just said that Mary has already been into the Diary Room to say she wants out, because she thinks the gnomes are alive !!

She's barkin mad !!! :thumbsup:

Loving Mary so far. From Atlantis? Alien abductions? Witchcraft? Brilliant!

My instant-reaction A Team is Maxwell, Science, Saskia and Derek.

Oooh what a 'orrible bunch! Should be fantastic telly - there's a lot of big personalities in there who all think they're fab.

Lesley, oh Lesley, what were you thinking in the nurses outfit? She must've been sweating like a pig, as well as looking absolutely ridiculous.

Can't say I warmed to any of them really but then it is early days, so I'll wait for the dust to settle before I pick a favourite (plus I can't remember who most of them are!)

I sometimes think that people like this have a part of their brain missing - the bit for humility as none of them seem to have an ounce of it.

And the BB crowd booing when they enter the house - that's a new one!

Apparently Anthony (the 70s dancer!!! ... what is the job description for that btw?!) thought the crowd were booing his chaperone for moving him on too quick! bless!!!!!!you've just gotta be glad you don't work with these people or live with them or know them, or in some cases share the same planet with them (Mary springs to mind!!).

I sometimes think that people like this have a part of their brain missing - the bit for humility as none of them seem to have an ounce of it.

You are so right max! I think we should let some scientists in to do experiments on them.

And the BB crowd booing when they enter the house - that's a new one!
Actually Kitten was the first last year., snogging her girlfriend for way too long! :sick:
Basically the BB crowd don't want lingering HM's hogging the limelight!
We decide what happens, and thinking your "It" before the shows even started is a big NO NO"!
Little Anthony got booed a lot for milking it and then (this is how self centred they are) thought it was because his chaperone was hurrying him in :laugh:

Lol at Anthony, Bob! What a fool.

Have to say that, as usual, there is a distinct lack of male totty although I'm loving Roberto's Italian/Liverpudlian accent.

Lol at Anthony, Bob! What a fool.

Have to say that, as usual, there is a distinct lack of male totty although I'm loving Roberto's Italian/Liverpudlian accent.

I was just thinking this (watching live feed)..no totty. I'm trying desperately squeeze a little fancy you vibe out for Roberto....but not much is happening.

I am really looking forward to this series, as it seems that everyone in the group is flamboyant and they ALL see themselves as the centre of attention.

Derek is by far and away my favourite so far, he seems like a real star - how deliciously posh and camp!

Oooh I am so excited I cannot wait.....!!

Oh and I hate that 70's dancer bloke - what a total toss pot.

NB. Apparently Makosi DIDN'T "get" her mission and spent all night being nice to everyone, so BB had to call her in and explain it again. So now she is the b7tch troll from Hell (probably not too much acting required then).

Totally agree with you Ceriden.

Derek is sooooooo cuddlable.

I'm with you both on the Derek side...just watched last nights show again and he really is delicious.

Best comment for me so far was from Maxwell...on seeing Sam "You're in right trouble" and to the house "..this is off the hook"

Scarey Mary is just a sad attention seeker.

Liking Roberto's hair all messed up.

Need to watch some live feed now so can study some more.

Oooh I haven't watched it today - but the Akosi thing sounds interesting, shall have to take a peek :D

I loathed Makosi as soon as I laid eyes on her. Her sister reckons she thinks she is special, some kind of Princess. The Princess of UpHerOwnArseLand by the looks of things.

Craig's opinionated incessant voice is already annoying me.

Mary's eyes are so scary I would want to sleep in the living room.

As for Lesley being the first to get her knockers out, werent they three quarters out already in that ghastly chav PVC Nurses uniform? :unsure:

Sam and Saskia are obviously going to be the totty (Lesley and the others will HATE that).

Not sure about Roberto's claims that he was in the final of the "Most Handsome Man in Italy" competition..... he really isnt all that.

Derek, as everyone has said, is deliciously posh and camp.

Maxwell obviously fancies Sam and reckons he is a lairy north london lad on the pull (only problem is, he is a minger).

Science seems cool.

Whats the name of the guy with the goatee? He doesnt seem to have done much.

Sam loves herself.

The gay turkish guy is simply Marco in a sari at the moment - what an entrance though !! (no pun intended..... :laugh: )

watching the show tonight, I saw them all come in, and heard someone ask Craig where he was from.

His reply was....."Cromer, Norfolk":shocking:

watching the show tonight, I saw them all come in, and heard someone ask Craig where he was from.

His reply was....."Cromer, Norfolk":shocking:

Is that where you're from Andrea?
Gosh I hope you don't speak like that!

watching the show tonight, I saw them all come in, and heard someone ask Craig where he was from.

His reply was....."Cromer, Norfolk":shocking:

wasn't it you who said there was big spread in the local paper, Andrea? I thought it was strange a local paper giving so much space to Big Brother, but didn't comment. So maybe he's your local boy, Andrea!

watching the show tonight, I saw them all come in, and heard someone ask Craig where he was from.

His reply was....."Cromer, Norfolk":shocking: :laugh: :laugh:

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get out of here ... now! get back into your chit chat lounge place and leave the Big Brother temple!

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No! :devil:

I've been googling trying to find out more about him but can't find much info.

I'm sure it will all come out soon.
They will probably have a spread in the local paper on Monday.

Oh and Bob, yes cromer is where I live but no I don't talk like that, thank goodness.

Oh and Bob, yes cromer is where I come from but no I don't talk like that, thank goodness.

maybe not Andrea ... but your hair is a similar style ... is he your coiffeur by any chance!!! :devil:

(andrea rushes to mirror to double check her hair ... which is lovely btw ... I'm only teasing! ... or am I?!)

Well I'm not really allowed to say anything:wink2:

Nah, although he is supposed to have his own salon somewhere. I doubt thats round here.

I'm sure he mentioned where it was at some point - but I really can't remember what he said. It was during one of his bleats abouthow sad other people are.

Every time I look at Kemal I start humming Leo Sayer songs..........

Every time I look at Kemal I start humming Leo Sayer songs..........

thank you Sayangmouse!!! no wonder I've been singing "So you're leaving" since Friday!! It's driving my son mad!

It was obviously subliminal, cos until you pointed it out I hadn't realised!