Ceridwen
28-05-2005, 05:10 PM
Science's decision to rustle up a whole chicken for his lunch has ruffled a few feathers.
Roberto discovered Science giving the bird a rinse under the tap and decided to have a quiet word with him.
"I know you're hungry man," he began tactfully, "but you've got to take other people into consideration as well."
Yet Roberto's softly, softly approach didn't seem too work on Science who barked, "What am I supposed to eat then?"
Wandering into the kitchen, Kemal suggested he munch on a snack from the fridge, but this wasn't a popular idea with the lyricist who quickly told Kemal to shut up.
"Don't tell me to shut up!" squawked Kemal, but Science went one step further shouting, "F*** off you d***head," instead.
As the heated exchange escalated, Science suddenly decided to play it cool. "You think I'm bothered? Do I look like I'm bothered?" he challenged as Kemal stormed off.
Roberto gradually managed to calm the situation down and Science pointed out he had only planned to eat a drumstick anyway.
He grudgingly admitted, "I get vexed when I'm hungry."
Some of the housemates have been sniping at Sam and Maxwell from the loft.
Craig had already named the pair as his least favourite housemates and Makosi and Lesley continued the bitch fest upstairs.
Maxwell's ears must have been burning as he bellowed from the bottom of the steps, "If you've got something to say come down and say it!"
Rising to the challenge, Lesley teased him about his loyalty to new-found friend Sam. "You're like a lap dog," she sneered. "Get a life!"
Maxwell responded by taunting Lesley on her flesh-exposure last night. After a raucous chorus of 'Get Your Tits Out for the Lads', he spitefully added, "It didn't take you long last night!"
Makosi was quick to defend Lesley's cleavage and mock Sam's more modest chest at the same time by sneering, "At least she has tits."
Maxwell swiftly re-directed his abuse at Makosi's afro, advising her to get a haircut quick.
"It's so sad you're not that clever," riled Makosi responded. "You're shallower than that pool."
Ouch!
Roberto discovered Science giving the bird a rinse under the tap and decided to have a quiet word with him.
"I know you're hungry man," he began tactfully, "but you've got to take other people into consideration as well."
Yet Roberto's softly, softly approach didn't seem too work on Science who barked, "What am I supposed to eat then?"
Wandering into the kitchen, Kemal suggested he munch on a snack from the fridge, but this wasn't a popular idea with the lyricist who quickly told Kemal to shut up.
"Don't tell me to shut up!" squawked Kemal, but Science went one step further shouting, "F*** off you d***head," instead.
As the heated exchange escalated, Science suddenly decided to play it cool. "You think I'm bothered? Do I look like I'm bothered?" he challenged as Kemal stormed off.
Roberto gradually managed to calm the situation down and Science pointed out he had only planned to eat a drumstick anyway.
He grudgingly admitted, "I get vexed when I'm hungry."
Some of the housemates have been sniping at Sam and Maxwell from the loft.
Craig had already named the pair as his least favourite housemates and Makosi and Lesley continued the bitch fest upstairs.
Maxwell's ears must have been burning as he bellowed from the bottom of the steps, "If you've got something to say come down and say it!"
Rising to the challenge, Lesley teased him about his loyalty to new-found friend Sam. "You're like a lap dog," she sneered. "Get a life!"
Maxwell responded by taunting Lesley on her flesh-exposure last night. After a raucous chorus of 'Get Your Tits Out for the Lads', he spitefully added, "It didn't take you long last night!"
Makosi was quick to defend Lesley's cleavage and mock Sam's more modest chest at the same time by sneering, "At least she has tits."
Maxwell swiftly re-directed his abuse at Makosi's afro, advising her to get a haircut quick.
"It's so sad you're not that clever," riled Makosi responded. "You're shallower than that pool."
Ouch!