Well, it is true, he is from round here:ohmy:

There is a big report on him in todays local paper.
Now not from being from here originally had to wait for hubby to come home from fishing to see if he knew him.
Craig's dad is only one of hubby's best mates from school.:w00t:
The Coates' family are quite a well known family round here.
I can't wait to see BBLB to see if any of his relatives will be on.
Apparently his Auntie lives round the corner from me.

And on the first night I remember Davina saying that initially Craig's dad had tried to get on BB but Craig talked him out of it.
My hubby said well that would be a bit over the top if he had got on.

His salon is in the next town from here.

Woohooo Andrea. It must make it doubly interesting when you have "connections". :thumbsup: I bet he starts charging more now he has been on TV and they will have a waiting list for an appointment.

I'm just browsing round now trying to see if I have missed anything good while I've been away.

I don't know why blokes like him just don't become girls?

What is the point of being a bloke if you feel like a girl and act like one. I am not having a go at being Gay as I realise it is not a lifestyle choice but I find the whole "girlfriend" and "lets be girls and bitch" thing annoying.

he is a big sissy girl so just be one, wear a dress, make-up and be done with it. Mind you he needs to lose about 2 stones.

By the way do you know Andrea (with your inside knowledge) if he is the only Gay in the Village?

and is he sure he's gay? He just doesn't seem it. Not that I know how you go about seeming gay but still...

He's a silly little boy, imo, and way out of his depth. He might be okay once he's grown up and stopped trying to prove himself so desperately.

and is he sure he's gay? He just doesn't seem it. Not that I know how you go about seeming gay but still...

He's a silly little boy, imo, and way out of his depth. He might be okay once he's grown up and stopped trying to prove himself so desperately.

I think he did say he was gay/bi sexual at his audition. He is also the one that said, "Im a total bitch, Im opinionated, not particulary nice to people, I love ruining people's lives...." What a nice fellow (not) :angry: .

I think what he should have said is "My name is Craig, Ive got a face like Mr Potato Head and though Im a hairdresser I have the worst cut mullet and fringe in the entire world... Oh, and Im a C Cup...." :laugh:

LMAO Pandora.

He's just so silly. I think a lot of his issues come from the fact that he used to be heavy and clearly it made him really insecure. He probably thought once he lost all the weight things would be perfect, but it's just lft him with the c-cup and still no friends. So he has to be hateful to get attention, so childish.


The bi thing has probably just caused him to be rejected by twice a many people :ninja:

How exciting for you Andrea. At least this is a lot better than finding out that you live close to Jason from BB5 :sick: (yes, my friends, Im afraid I do)
Does this mean you'll be supporting Craig all the way?

How exciting for you Andrea. At least this is a lot better than finding out that you live close to Jason from BB5 :sick: (yes, my friends, Im afraid I do)
Does this mean you'll be supporting Craig all the way? Oh god PJ, you poor thing !!

And noooooo Andrea, you CANT support Mr Potato Head with the worst mullet in the world - he is awwwwwffffffful !!!!!! :shocking:

By the way do you know Andrea (with your inside knowledge) if he is the only Gay in the Village?


:laugh: :laugh: You are on fire today Sunshine!

Does this mean you'll be supporting Craig all the way?

No, because I still think he is immature.
But I'll tell you what, knowing that my hubby used to go to school with his dad, and knowing he's from around here, it kind of makes him more real. If you know what I mean.
I do think he is opinionated and very immature but then he is only 19. But it does make me realise that each and every one of these people has families and friends at home watching them and how can we judge their characters on just 3 days of being on TV.

I hear you say, yes but they put themselves into this situation, yes I agree.
But I can't help thinking that TV/media shows them in a certain way which when in their own enviornment, with their own friends they would probably be totally different.

edit to say, IOW, as for being the only gay in the village, I am not at liberty to say:w00t:

What happened to the "I make peoples lives HELL!" Craig.

all I see is the "sniff, sniff..I would never demean myself by being nasty to people..sob, sob" Craig.

Did they put the wrong Craig in?

What happened to the "I make peoples lives HELL!" Craig.

all I see is the "sniff, sniff..I would never demean myself by being nasty to people..sob, sob" Craig.

Did they put the wrong Craig in? I know !!! The "I love to make peoples lives hell" Craig doesnt exist does he?

I laughed like a drain at his "nobody cares, nobody takes notice of me, nobody asks ME if I want a drink and I ALWAYS ask others if they want one.... *sobbbbbbb*"

Silly ol tart.

I totally agree with what you are all saying.

There has been another spread in the paper about him today. His friend saying how basically everything they put on the show is very heavily edited to provide a certain bias.
In his pre interview he was going on about council houses and dissing people that lived in them. But that means he's having ago at his own family.
But apparently what he said was that he doesn't like the kind of people who abuse the system of council houses, he didn't say everybody in council houses.
I know Craig is still an immature, 19 year old, but I think that BB look at the auditions and decide what "role" each housemate can take and then edit them to fulfil that role.
I think it's quite a dangerous game show to be a contestant on and I hope BB provide alot of psychological support.

Even so I still love it :w00t:

Apparently Craig treated everyone to a Britney Spears impression earlier today :bag:


Desperate or what?

Clearly a ploy to seem interesting so the public don't vote him out... yawn yawn... that said, please don't let him get voted out, Mary just annoys me now.

Andrea - did you see Craig's mum and dad on BBLB earlier?

Dog rough.

I'm shocked at your connection with them, truly I am.

Andrea - did you see Craig's mum and dad on BBLB earlier?

Dog rough.

I'm shocked at your connection with them, truly I am.

You wouldn't want to know me then Floops. I make them look Posh :bag:

You wouldn't want to know me then Floops. I make them look Posh :bag:
Oh I dunno I reckon Floopy would make YOU look posh Crit :D :ninja:

Yes please vote Mary out. Every time I see her I want to reach for the gin and a meths shooter and put myself out of my misery. I might even vote this time, such is my desire to smile again.

I thought his desperate attempt to avoid eviction by dressing as Britney Spears was hysterical. So much for his criticism of his attention seeking housemates!

I thought his desperate attempt to avoid eviction by dressing as Britney Spears was hysterical. So much for his criticism of his attention seeking housemates!

Worked thought didn't it.

I'm glad, he deserves another week over the "I just want to leave" x 3 Non Scary Mary.

Andrea - did you see Craig's mum and dad on BBLB earlier?

Dog rough.

I'm shocked at your connection with them, truly I am.

Ermmm, it's actually my hubby connected to them :ninja:

We did watch it, and all my hubby could keep saying was "That's Johnny Coates, I can't believe Johnny Coates is on TV, Johnny Coates, look at all his tatbloodyoos, and on his neck as well. I can't believe Johnny Coates is on TV"

All right dear, I think I know his name by now.

Craig just could not hide his delight could he?

Exactly what we said.
usually the housemate that stays in has at least a bit of decorum and wait till the evictee has gone before whooping and cheering.

Ermmm, it's actually my hubby connected to them :ninja:

We did watch it, and all my hubby could keep saying was "That's Johnny Coates, I can't believe Johnny Coates is on TV, Johnny Coates, look at all his tatbloodyoos, and on his neck as well. I can't believe Johnny Coates is on TV"

All right dear, I think I know his name by now.

LOL Andrea - I saw his Dad on tv too! He is a BIG bloke isn't he?? Kind of hard looking? And the tatbloodyoos made him look harder - scarey or what!! It is exciting though knowing someone on tv - you do tend to over compensate by shouting and telling everyone in a 5 mile radius that you know tham!!! LOL

Oh Flip, over compensate, I have never heard the last of it.
Every time BB is on now, hubby goes into previous said mode "Johhny Coates, I can't believe....." blah, blah, blah.
It will not end until Craig is evicted.

Please vote to evict Craig next time he is up, pleeeeeeeeeease.

Did anyone see him insisting that he was the straightest bloke in the house last night?

Yeah, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! :closedeye

Craig just has no redemming features whatsoever.

Craig just has no redemming features whatsoever. Not only does his personality stink like week old fish, but his head resembles an oversized King Edward potato.

I can't belive Craig reckons he is a hair dresser :ohmy:
Did you see the mess he made of Sam's hair? All he had to do was straighten it.
LMAO when Sam said she didn't think she would be evicted. Whether that was her genuine thought or she was just saying it to wind craig up, bravo!
Craig who always "says what he thinks" speaks his mind" couldn't belive that Sam actually came right out and said it.
Shocking behaviour Sam, how dare you.

I am seeing a glimmer of value in Craig now. He has finally gained a sense of humour and is allowing folks to take the peas out of hom - all the better for it.

I think Craig has improved greatly

I am seeing a glimmer of value in Craig now. He has finally gained a sense of humour and is allowing folks to take the peas out of hom - all the better for it.

I think Craig has improved greatly

Yes you are right. Without Queen B!tch Lesley there to reign him in, he is mixing with the others and in particular has some superb bitchy banter going with Anthony and Maxwell.

I still dont like him much, but there are at least three others (Derek, Sam and Vanessa) who I would prefer to see go first.

I still don't like Craig but last night he seemed to be so obviously enjoying his teasing from Maxwell, that I thought maybe he's not so bad after all. I'm sure I'll get over it.

I still don't like Craig but last night he seemed to be so obviously enjoying his teasing from Maxwell, that I thought maybe he's not so bad after all. I'm sure I'll get over it. He is starting to develop a sense of humour isnt he? (although after last nights huge row re nominations - see my spoiler thread), he seems to have lost it again.

I have to say that I was shouting with laughter at Maxwell's impression of Craig's "broken" voice last night.......... it was spot on.

I have to say that I was shouting with laughter at Maxwell's impression of Craig's "broken" voice last night.......... it was spot on.
Yes that was hilarious. What was even funnier was that when Maxwell said it, Craig immediately said "I don't" in he exact manner Maxwell was making a fool of!

I'm fed up with hearing Craig moaning about the fact that because of Vanessa he was up for eviction for a second week!!! Hasn't it occurred to him that there was every chance he would be up for eviction against just one other housemate with a far greater chance of getting voted off.

He can't seem to understand that Vanessa may well have done him a favour.
Thick or what? At the end of the day ... Grrrrr!

LOL in our local paper there was an article with his mum and dad.

But the funniest thing was apparently an appointment to have a haircut at his salon was for sale on E-bay.

It made a quid:laugh:
If I'd have known I'd have placed a bid, just to get a cheap haircut:w00t:

Question:

Who said:

I like to ****** up people's lives, I do!

A) Craig

B) Craig

C) Craig


Who said (in tears):

I cant believe that I'm living in a house where people dont show any compasion for someone that's upset!

A) Craig

B) Craig

C) Craig


Are there two Craigs in the house? :unsure:

After tonight's performance, I think of Craig as nowt more than a devious, snivelling, little rat. What a horrible character.

I couldn't believe Craig last night. Even in the face of video evidence he was proclaiming his innocence. :wacko: At least Roberto and Derek didn't try and defend themselves.

I am seeing a glimmer of value in Craig now. He has finally gained a sense of humour and is allowing folks to take the peas out of hom - all the better for it.

I think Craig has improved greatly


what was I on about ?


"I came in here to relax and de-stress" - this from a 20 year old Norfolk hairdresser!

He is upset because

1. he is less popular than he thought
2. he is not in with the popular group
3. he has a fat unhealthy body
4. he has been caught out
5. people have sussed him easily
6. he has realised that BB is harder than he thought
7. he is not living up to what he told BB in the interviews

I could go on...

well i am gonna go out and limb and say i quite like Craig!

I think he makes great tv, he is funny (all be it unintentionally), him not singing and mouthing obsenities while the others were singing the pirate song last night made me laugh!

He gives Maxwell the neanderthal as good as he dishes out where as most as the other HMs dont

His bitching makes good tv and i felt sorry for him yesterday when he got caught! - they're all bitchin but BB decideds to play Craigs bitchin live to the house - who wouldn't be annoyed???

FACT - we all b!tch, and would feel bad if the person we were bitchin about found out!

FACT - we all b!tch, and would feel bad if the person we were bitchin about found out!
That's true, but Craig seems to be actually trying to make a name for himself as being a bitch as if it's some sort of respected title.
I suppose what I'm saying is that he enjoys it far too much!

I'm not a Craig fan but I do think he was shown in a bad light when all he did was say that the others thought they were invincible.

He didn't start the conversation about nominations and in fact, prior to the but they showed, he was actually trying to stick up for Science and asking for a bit more co-operation for him. Shame they didn't show that bit. That's editing for you.

This kid is growing on me...and he's no worse than Maxwell and Anthony, the other guys around his age, in terms of being rude to others. And there does seem to be something genuine about this kid. And he seems to be one of the few that have fun with the tasks...and even seems to get excited about them...such as when he was pregnant...whereas most of the others whine about having to do anything...

I think I am going to have to join the growing numbers of Craig likers. He is definitely growing on me. I cannot think or pinpoint why - ooops yes I can, it is when he genuinely laughs ... I could cuddle him. When he goes off in a girly bitch fest strop - no I could slap him!!

Craig is just far too ambigious for me. I still find it hard to believe that he is a hairdresser. He is a whining, snivelling, pathetic, needy little ar&ewipe!

I really don't like him!
He seems to think that BB is out to get him. Eg. when BB was calling all the other HMs into the diary room for breaking the rules, Craig was like "Oh my God! Thank you, for once they're not picking on me!" - being up for nomination twice in a row does not mean they are against you.
And I also hate the way he constantly asks the other HMs what they really think of him. I wish I was in there cos I'd love to tell him what I really think of him.

Also - have you noticed that he's not quite the sharpest tool in the box?

When Kemal asked how he could seperate the salt from the sugar Craig responded "I don't know because salt and sugar both have similar molecular structures" - garbage!
Since there are 3 HMs up for nomination, Craig told them all that they each had a "38% chance of staying" - huh??

What was it last night he said, somthing on the lines of....those who choose to disalliance themselves with me have got big problems.

In other words, anyone who goes against Craig have got troubles ahead.

Yeh right:laugh:

actually he comes out with some very strange words, not even NFN (Normal for Norfolk:w00t: )

Having finally watched the actual episode that showed the clip of Craig, Roberto, and Derek talking about nominations...I think it was unfair that Craig was punished...sure he was part of the conversation, but he did not say anything directly about Saskia or any specific housemate in reference to voting..he only said that the people that got cheers think they are superior to them. he just happened to be the one who Derek and Roberto voiced their nomination views to....i think to be "part" of the conversation as BB puts it, you should have to actually comment directly about the nominations...which he did not do IMO.

I agree Islandman it's not fair that Craig wasn't allowed to nominate.


I agree with the principle, however the more Craig is singled out the better the show will be!!! :devil:
Don't like Craig at all, but keep in!

The Crimp is getting better and better. He is starting to turn into a character from Cutting It and is getting funnier by the day

He is getting funnier! I like the way he can laugh at himself and not take the huff at comments the other's make about him such as his big head, bad hair and man boobs.
Craig is ok as long as he is getting loads of attention, and not sulking for being a billy.
I'm not going soft or anythng but I think that Craig has a nice smile

Actually he is becoming one of my favourites - I think he is very funny, has a superb dry wit, and is far more intelligent than most of them!

I may be due for another slap but Craig is now, officially, my favourite. And I reckon Anthony's quite liking him too!

I may be due for another slap but Craig is now, officially, my favourite. And I reckon Anthony's quite liking him too!

Is it Anthony that Craig fancies? I couldn't make out who he said when he was under the covers with Gruesome Twosome.

I do have a soft spot for Craig, he was quite sweet when he was sticking up for Science, although I don't know why he bothers!

In the beginning i did'nt like Craig very much, but as the show goes on he is growing on me, and he does occasionally come out with good one liners.

So who is it that Craig fancies, is it Anthony? I cna't think of anyone else he could fancy! Although even if he fancies Anthony, he doesn't have very good taste, does he? :unsure:

Why on earth does anyone fancy Anthony? He is just so unfanciable IMO.

Why on earth does anyone fancy Anthony? He is just so unfanciable IMO.

I agree Tiggs, he is so shallow! I mean when asked what he looks for in a girl and he answered - big boobs and long blonde hair - it really summed him up!

What on earth does Craig see in him? :unsure:

Why on earth does anyone fancy Anthony? He is just so unfanciable IMO.


M'lud may I bring your attention to:

Maxwell potatohead with boobs and a pot belly
The Crimp who is gay and fat
Dalek who is gay and as ugly as a sick wasp
Roberto who looks like his face weighs more than his legs and is in a permanent state of grimace

Anthony is not gay, looks after his body and is smiley - its not hard to see what a girl would see in him?

Nothing IMO!

He plucks his eyebrows!!!!

Anthony is not gay, looks after his body and is smiley - its not hard to see what a girl would see in him?

He looks like a character out of Willow the Wisp.

Not nice at all for us girlies Sunshine...too toned, preened, perma tanned, plucked and short.

We like a bit of rough round the edges.

Craig is a slimy little turncoat who when the new people came in the house just didn't know how to react. Did you notice him and Maxwell looking to Saskia to see what her reaction was before they said hello? it was especially noticeable with Craig I thought, he has become a completely and utterly Saskia's bitch! He's just so silly and yet he thinks he's playing a good game! Besides agree with everything Saskia, Anthony or Maxwell say or do, what else has he contributed? Except a lot of self pity and crying in the first two weeks. Tosser!

Craigs personality is reflected in his Pilsbury Dough Boy like body. He just moulds to who he is around.

His young age is really showing through, he is such a 'follower', a sheep, boring and really getting on my nerves. I couldn't trust him as far as I could through him - which judging by the pilsbury dough body is nowhere!!

I still like The Crimp

He really loves Anthony and that is funny. There is a lot of value left in this wobbly boy.

He was getting on my nerves last night, smarming round Anthony licking his backside.

The Mantsia brigade are just a bunch of idiotic, alcoholic losers and I thought Craig had more brains than that. Then again maybe I give him too much credit.

Desmond Morris must be loving it.... the way they formed a little mini-tribe with Maggotswell and Saskia as the alpha male, female, Anthony as the lieutenant and Craig as the runt of the litter. Then created a clear "them and us" tribal wall, love it.

Now to see the pack leaders split up, Maxwell left with the pack inferiors, need to get the Naked Ape books out to see what happens next. Assuming Saskia goes, I think that sees Maxwell looking for a new mate (Orla), with Orla being too smart to take the Cardassian Queen throne, Maxwell resorts to "when I were a young lad.." mode to talk about the glory days when he was pack leader, how the Reich will rise again, and nowadays "all a bunch of tossers, the police look too young.....", you know what I mean. 80 years of life development in less than 40 days.

Anyway, this was more about Craig to start with... he'd just get eaten in a real world, and he probably will in the house too if Science gets too hungry (Science, why do you keep looking at my bottom with that knife in your hand? )

ok thats it! I've had enough of this pumped up little toss pot.

How dare he call the people in the house who have learned some common decency to clear up after themselves as "unable to contribute emotionally".

What a judgemental little p$#@k. He's really starting to annoy me now (can you tell?). Calling all the others in the house (except for his masters) to$$ers . Hey Craig, looked in the mirror recently?

Enough titboy. Can't wait till your up for the vote.

I agree sayangmouse. I cannot abide shallow people who only befriend people because of their looks. There he is crying over Saskia leaving when only a couple of weeks ago he was agreeing with Derek & Roberto that Saskia was..........oh what was it again that they said...........anyway whatever it was he agreed. Just think if he had decided to remain on that side of the fence he may have been saved from eviction in the next couple of weeks.

I am so glad that it has worked out this way, can you imagine having the final weeks with just Team Saskia in the house? :shocking:

Craig showed exactly how shallow he is last night - he is only friends with good-looking people who are cool and wear the right clothes:blink: Why is he hanging around with Maxwell, Saskia and Anthony then???????

Just as well not everybody's like him - otherwise I'd have no friends:D

Craig showed exactly how shallow he is last night - he is only friends with good-looking people who are cool and wear the right clothes:blink: Why is he hanging around with Maxwell, Saskia and Anthony then???????



I think we have to feel sorry for the sad empty shell that is titboy, because it shows how insecure he is doesn't it. He judges people by how they look and he reckons other people do (well let's face it to some extent most of us do) and he knows on his own he wouldn't stand up to too much scrutiny so he surrounds himself with what he believes to be beautiful people in order to bask in their reflected glory. what a tosser!

I thought Anthony and Craig were really mean and horrid about Eugene in the DR last night. He didn't deserve that. He doesn't seem to have a nasty bone in his body. Bless him.

Craig has just become truly laughable now. He can see no wrong in Saskia and Maxwell. At least Anthony isn't getting too involved. But Craig...he needs to listen to his own advice - there's no one to look out for you in the real world. If he thinks Anthony, Maxwell and Saskia are going to be life long buddies with him then I think he's very much mistaken.

"Don't worry Saskia, the crowd will love you if you go tonight".

:laugh:

:laugh:

:laugh:

Craig has just become truly laughable now. He can see no wrong in Saskia and Maxwell. At least Anthony isn't getting too involved. But Craig...he needs to listen to his own advice - there's no one to look out for you in the real world. If he thinks Anthony, Maxwell and Saskia are going to be life long buddies with him then I think he's very much mistaken.

I think Anthony is begining to realise he has got it wrong, he looked really uncomfortable when Saskia was having a go at Makosia and again looked uncomfortable when Maxwell had a go at Kemal.

I feel sorry for Craig as the guy is very much deluded and not quite living in the real world!

I feel sorry for Craig as the guy is very much deluded and not quite living in the real world!

No Bella. You musn't! He doesn't deserve your sympathy. He's a snivelling, brown nosing, sh!t stirring thoroughly nasty piece of work.

And please don't anyone remind me that I once said he was my favourite. It makes me feel dirty.

"Don't worry Saskia, the crowd will love you if you go tonight".

:laugh:

:laugh:

:laugh:


ooh oooh oooh!!!! I can't contain myself!!!!

I wish they would play real crowd noise into night to put the frighteners on Team Saskia ... we could watch Craig's potato face crumble as he realises she's not gonna be loved and by association neither is he!!!!

And please don't anyone remind me that I once said he was my favourite. It makes me feel dirty.


do you remember an earlier post Maxine when you said Craig was your favourite?!

go and wash in carbolic soap and squarfega now!!!

And I bet Saskia will get a shock as she has no idea how much she is disliked....oooh, this eviction is gonna be a good one!!! :thumbsup:

I hope they have the Kleenex handy......for Craig's tears ....and for Maxwell after Saskia's given him a departing gift

I hope they have the Kleenex handy......for Craig's tears ....and for Maxwell after Saskia's given him a departing gift

oh yes Craig's tears will be flowing like the champagne will be flowing in Team Makosi's corner.

Watch Anthony wheedle his way over to the other group! the whole dynamics of the group are gonna change after tonight.

With Maxwell and Craig completely alienating themselves. I think Anthony's the only one who could swing it around.

I do feel sorry for Craig, it is obvoius he holds a torch for Saskia calling her a princess and giving her a hug whereas she couldn't give a toss about him. There was no warmth in her hug. Poor Craig just chose the wrong people to be with.

Bella, please, I won't tell you again about feeling sorry for Craig. He's the author of his own downfall.

I thought Anthony looked most uncomfortable when Craig was glorifying in being his b!tch! How he didn't want anyone else making Anthony's tea or food. Pathetic.

Also did you notice the way he called Makosi 'Queen Africa' and Kemal 'kebab' as well as saying he's not 'normal'. The man has issues.

My prediction is that Craig will be doing a bit of heavy duty sucking up pretty soon.

Bella, please, I won't tell you again about feeling sorry for Craig. He's the author of his own downfall.

I thought Anthony looked most uncomfortable when Craig was glorifying in being his b!tch! How he didn't want anyone else making Anthony's tea or food. Pathetic.

Also did you notice the way he called Makosi 'Queen Africa' and Kemal 'kebab' as well as saying he's not 'normal'. The man has issues.

My prediction is that Craig will be doing a bit of heavy duty sucking up pretty soon.

I know, Max I know, I think I wrote in another thread that I have gone off feeling sorry for him after his b!tching comments to Anthony. It's poor Anthony I feel sorry for now!

You are right, Craig has made his bed so he therefore should blinking well lie it! End of!

And the next thing we see is Anthony sucking Craigs fingers........

Hmmm..........

Definitely on the edge of coming out (even if he was doing it for a beer....)

Craig.............I'm really not sure what there is to say about the lad.

He's gone from being Lesley's bi tch, to halfway onside to now having completely given his name away!!!!

Are all the blokes like this up your way Andrea? :shocking:

Are all the blokes like this up your way Andrea? :shocking:

I really don't know what you mean Groucho?
Isn't Craig just a normal bloke?

Yes Andrea, he is! NORFOLK AND GOOD!

Repeat that about 10 times and see how it becomes the truth! :thumbsup:

I knew it, Norfolk and good, I knew there was something good about this place.

No wonder I keep hearing the saying NFN...... "Normal for Norfolk"
See even Norm1 supports Norfolk:w00t:

NORFOLK AND GOOD

NORFOLK AND GOOD

NO RFOLK AND GOOD

NO FOLK AND GOOD

NO FOLK AN GOOD

NO FULK AN GOOD

NO FULK 'N GOOD

NO ******'N GOOD!


OK, 8 times then! :wink2:

I got there in 6 :laugh:

NORFOLK AND GOOD

NORFOLK AND GOOD

NO RFOLK AND GOOD

NO FOLK AND GOOD

NO FOLK AN GOOD

NO FULK AN GOOD

NO FULK 'N GOOD

NO ******'N GOOD!


OK, 8 times then! :wink2:

Good Lord Grouchy - I was lost until the last sentance!!

Oh someone has got to feel sorry for the lad?? Bella?? Someone come on side here - the chap is hurting in his heart, it is broken!! It is hugely funny though but deeply tragic!!

Now I'm confused here.
Were Craigs tears becasue he is in love with Saskia or Anthony?

He loves Anthony.....and Maxwell a bit I think........but most of all, I think he just wants to be loved! :pimp:


"I like to ****** peoples lives up, I do!"

Yes Craig, doing a very nice job of your own currently! :bag:

wouldn't one shoot Craig if he was a dog?

wouldn't one shoot Craig if he was a dog?
Oh Dolores, One absolutely would.............and one would make sure the bullet entered via his ar$e so he died with a smile on his face.

Craig is making me feel sicker and sicker everytime I see him.


Give him 10 years and he will be hanging around men's toilets looking for little boys to groom.

He is a detestable and his fixation with Anthony is stomach churning.

Oh but Craig was pathetic last night. Has the man no pride? I can't believe Maxwell and Derek were even giving him the time of day. He should've been told to snap out of it. He's obsessed with Anthony.

I really can't understand why Maxwell and Anthony are happy to let the crimper keep pawing them all the time. Last night he wasn't even massaging Maxwell's feet - he was caressing them.

Craig is starting to make me very very cross with him! and yet suddenly for some reason I feel a smidgeon, the teensist bit of sympathy for him last night. He is dealing with real life issues regading his homosexuality. I think Vanessa was quite right when she said she didn't think he'd had sex with a man before. He obviously adores Anthony and yet we can see that Anthony is just using him ... and Craig's letting him but in return Craig wants an awful lot of attention and some physical contact! Go on Anthony give him a **** for a sip of beer!!!

Yes, there's something very weird and uncomfortable about those three. Even "macho-man" Maxwell is letting craig hug him a lot, albeit he looks extremely embarrassed about it and has that "I don't really want to do this but it's OK for blokes to hug, isn't it?" look on his face.

What is Anthony all about - anyone's for a beer by the look of :laugh:

There's a whole massage bartering/finger sucking homo-erotic thing going on there, like the three of them are in denial, yet looking for excuses to touch each other.

Very odd and very uncomfortable watching.

I think Craig gets a kick out of touching and massageing Maxwell and Antony, he wants Antony so bad it's written all over his face, i want to like Craig but lets face it ,he is a bit of a wimp is'nt he?

There's a whole massage bartering/finger sucking homo-erotic thing going on there, like the three of them are in denial, yet looking for excuses to touch each other.

Very odd and very uncomfortable watching. Last night, we had Craig , with Maxwell's head practically in his lap, stroking his temples and telling him an erotic story........ !!!! :unsure:

Craig is starting to make me very very cross with him! and yet suddenly for some reason I feel a smidgeon, the teensist bit of sympathy for him last night. He is dealing with real life issues regading his homosexuality. I think Vanessa was quite right when she said she didn't think he'd had sex with a man before. He obviously adores Anthony and yet we can see that Anthony is just using him ... and Craig's letting him but in return Craig wants an awful lot of attention and some physical contact! Go on Anthony give him a **** for a sip of beer!!!

I don't think Anthony even realizes just how much Craig likes him....

What is Anthony all about - anyone's for a beer by the look of :laugh:


hey! Crit ... there's no shame in that! :beer: .... errr, is there?!:oops:

I have been crying as much as Craig when he didn't get picked for the debating task tonight.


Tears of laughter ... sitting onthe settee all on myown howling with laughter at his strop off in the loft!

Craig:
I will not go back and finish the task,
I will not go back and finish the task,
I will not go back and finish the task,


Maxwell:
go on


Craig:
Oh alright!


...and then dorkus1 and dorkus2 following him up to the loft afterwards to pacify him! Anthony looked slightly bewildered, but Max well Max maxed it to the hilt ..... Get Max out and then get Craig out ... Anthony i can just about bear staying til the last four, but those other two jokers ... get rid of, end of!

Craig is SUCH hard work for those two boys ... and you have to ask yourself is he worth it? Nope!

What a big sulky baby

Did you see he was wearing Anthony's Manila shirt until the debate, then he stropped off and put the pink one on?

Also, did anyone think that Maxwell and Craig were going to kiss at the end of one of those long stoney silences in the loft?


And finally, also, what about Craigs comment last night to Maxwell:

"If you were gay, I'd have f***ed you in here by now!"

Well there's still time Craig......about 22 hours to be precise! :wink2:

When Craig had his hissy fit because he wasn't picked for Maxwell's team and he was in the loft room sulking, can someone tell me what Maxwell said to him to make him go all blushing and coy? He was having a total strop until Maxwell said that to him and then he completely changed mood.

Craig blushed and said something like "would you, would you really?"

Yay..Craig's mullet is no more....I'm so glad BB had them shave their heads for getting beer...because I could not stand Craig's haircut...why do hairdressers always seem to have the ugliest or weirdest haircuts? lol.

Craig:
I will not go back and finish the task,
I will not go back and finish the task,
I will not go back and finish the task,


Maxwell:
go on


Craig:
Oh alright!





LMAO :laugh:

Yay..Craig's mullet is no more....I'm so glad BB had them shave their heads for getting beer...because I could not stand Craig's haircut...why do hairdressers always seem to have the ugliest or weirdest haircuts? lol.


Oh darn i missed this as my stupid satellite dish has been down! :devil:

What a pathetic creature Craig is. He really needs to do some growing up. I couldn't believe the fuss he was making. I also couldn't believe that anyone was giving him the time of day over it.

Crit, I think Max was just telling him that he (Craig) was making him (Max) look bad and the public would vote him out because of what Craig was saying. And then he said he was going to cry. Of course Craig fell for it cos he's a complete sap.

What a pathetic creature Craig is. He really needs to do some growing up. I couldn't believe the fuss he was making. I also couldn't believe that anyone was giving him the time of day over it.

Crit, I think Max was just telling him that he (Craig) was making him (Max) look bad and the public would vote him out because of what Craig was saying. And then he said he was going to cry. Of course Craig fell for it cos he's a complete sap.

All the more reason for the public to vote Maxwell out! Craig will then think it is his fault and not only that he will know that Maxwell will also think it is his fault.

Craig is a pathetic wally and I think Anthony is getting fed up now. And how nice it was to see Derek being the first on the scene to try and sort things out.

What a complete arrogant pig Maxwell is though, trying to blame Craig when the reason he will be getting evicted tonight is his own doing.

What a complete arrogant pig Maxwell is though, trying to blame Craig when the reason he will be getting evicted tonight is his own doing.

I KNOW! I KNOW!

These people seemto have a "coverall" excuse for being voted out. It's either jealousy or someone else's fault .... NEVER NEVER EVER cos of their horrible unattractive personalities! lmao!

Craig is a big spoilt baby and shouldnt even be in the house. The sulks he throws are worst than any childs that ive seen. Im suprised he doesnt stamp his feet and scream :laugh:

I thought Maxwell handled the situation well. I mean, i would of left him in the hut to sulk, cry and be a mard a*se on his own. Alternatively i might have taken the contents of the swimming pool and thrown it at him to cool him down.

Craig is a big spoilt baby and shouldnt even be in the house. The sulks he throws are worst than any childs that ive seen. Im suprised he doesnt stamp his feet and scream :laugh:

I thought Maxwell handled the situation well. I mean, i would of left him in the hut to sulk, cry and be a mard a*se on his own. Alternatively i might have taken the contents of the swimming pool and thrown it at him to cool him down.

Craig is indeed all the things you say, however I pray that he stays in the house a few more weeks, as he truly is unintentionally hillarious.......

The picture of Craig weeping when Maxwell went out and then about half an hour later laughing, singing, dancing and gyrating on the beds and doing the funny helium induced voice at Science's party will remain with me forever - well at least til the last week of the prog.

He told Anthony that he was "ordered" to enjoy himself. Hahaha - he should be on the stage if he can act that well :devil:

The picture of Craig weeping when Maxwell went out and then about half an hour later laughing, singing, dancing and gyrating on the beds and doing the funny helium induced voice at Science's party will remain with me forever - well at least til the last week of the prog.

He told Anthony that he was "ordered" to enjoy himself. Hahaha - he should be on the stage if he can act that well :devil: Yep, one chord of Christina Aguileira's "Fighter" and he was table dancing wasnt he? Ordered, my ars3.

I still find him unitentionally funny though. He is so incredibly dramatic, bitchy, evil and self obsessed. I wish he would stop his newly acquired habit though - nose picking - its gross.... :sick:

Yep, one chord of Christina Aguileira's "Fighter" and he was table dancing wasnt he? Ordered, my ars3.

I still find him unitentionally funny though. He is so incredibly dramatic, bitchy, evil and self obsessed. I wish he would stop his newly acquired habit though - nose picking - its gross.... :sick:

Yeah agree, but then Maxwell did it and he has to carry on the tradition. It's the only way he can keep Maxwell's memory alive :sick: :laugh:

Did you see Craig playing with himself whilst sat on the sofa with Anthony ? I mean, he wasnt just adjusting its position, i think he might have a nasty illness if he has to keep scratching it soooo much :ninja:

Did you see Craig playing with himself whilst sat on the sofa with Anthony ? I mean, he wasnt just adjusting its position, i think he might have a nasty illness if he has to keep scratching it soooo much :ninja:

Couldn't miss it could you? There seems to have been an outbreak of down-the-trouser activity, Maxwell was constantly fiddling with himself 'down below'. I'm not sure which I find more unpleasant, Craig picking his nose or Craig fiddling with his dangly bits.

I'm not sure which I find more unpleasant, Craig picking his nose or Craig fiddling with his dangly bits.

or possibly the bit in between where he doesn't seem to wash his hands!

or possibly the bit in between where he doesn't seem to wash his hands! Yes that thought had crossed my mind too, Dol... :sick:

Anyone see Craig tonight? Anthony (for some reason) was totally naked underneath Roberto's apron and prancing about with his rather buff ass sticking out.
Craig couldnt tear his eyes away and looked like all his Christmas's had come at once. :laugh:

It really makes me laugh now that Craig follows Anthony about, and yet when Craig left the loft tonight, Anthony stayed for about 2 minutes by himself and then went to look for Craig !

They are joined at the hip at the moment !

If Anthony ever gets evicted before Craig, I doubt the Crimper would be able to stand it....

Oh and did anyone spot Craig, sound asleep on the sofa after nominations, suddenly half wake with a start, mumble, "uhhh Maxwell?????" and then go back to sleep again?
:laugh:

Oh and did anyone spot Craig, sound asleep on the sofa after nominations, suddenly half wake with a start, mumble, "uhhh Maxwell?????" and then go back to sleep again?
:laugh:

Oh I saw that, it was hilarious:laugh:

Actually, Craigs dad has been on our local radio today saying how the latest "lies" in BB are great, and also how when they all get out they are going to have loads of parties and have a great laugh when Maxwell, Saskia and Anthony come to visit.

:shocking: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
Please don't bring Maxwell around these parts.

Yes that thought had crossed my mind too, Dol... :sick:

Anyone see Craig tonight? Anthony (for some reason) was totally naked underneath Roberto's apron and prancing about with his rather buff ass sticking out.
Craig couldnt tear his eyes away and looked like all his Christmas's had come at once. :laugh:

It really makes me laugh now that Craig follows Anthony about, and yet when Craig left the loft tonight, Anthony stayed for about 2 minutes by himself and then went to look for Craig !

They are joined at the hip at the moment !

If Anthony ever gets evicted before Craig, I doubt the Crimper would be able to stand it....

Oh and did anyone spot Craig, sound asleep on the sofa after nominations, suddenly half wake with a start, mumble, "uhhh Maxwell?????" and then go back to sleep again?
:laugh:

Oh I've said it before, Anthony is so gay but he doesn't know it yet.

I loved it today when Anthony and Eugene were having a talk about Toyota cars and just as Eugene said, "trouble with those cars they used to rust, but theyve sorted that now...."

Craig replied tartly (in his bullying "I hate yew Eugene" voice), "Dont ALL cars rust?????

and Anthony said quietly out of the corner of his mouth, "Shut it, you pr!ck, stop acting like a b!tch..."

Cue squawking and protestations from the camp crimper, but Anthony continued and berated him for his behaviour.

Thats the trouble with Craig. One minute he can make you laugh unintentionally and you begin to warm to him, then he wrecks it all by making a spiteful bitchy comment that makes you want to knock him out.

Did you see the part last night where Anthony and Crag were in the pool together and Anthony had Craig's legs over his shoulder's and was dunking him? and Craig pips up and says "ooo good postition that but next time take my shorts down", :w00t: i roared.

Did you see the part last night where Anthony and Crag were in the pool together and Anthony had Craig's legs over his shoulder's and was dunking him? and Craig pips up and says "ooo good postition that but next time take my shorts down", :w00t: i roared. Bridge, this highlights my previous post perfectly.

Craig, earlier, had been downright snidey and vile to Eugene (not that he noticed), and Anthony slapped him down.

Later, as you say, in the pool we had the "dunking scene" which was very funny. Craig's comment had EVERYONE roaring with laughter, even Eugene.

Its strange, Craig linking up with Team Saskia actually did him the world of good as far as Big Brother is concerned. If he had stuck with Team Diva, they would have brought the worst out in him.

Craig is a typical bully. He sees someone weaker or quieter than himself and goes for the jugular. Sam and Eugene are typical of people that wouldnt have a go back at Craig if he made a bullying comment. People that WOULD have a go back at him, he simply b!tches about behind their backs (its safer).

Anthony is good for Craig. Anthony is a well brought up, polite, kind chap who wont put up with any nasty behaviour. He slapped down Craig instantly when he made a snidey comment to Eugene during the conversation between Eugene and Anthony.

I hope their friendship continues outside the house as Craig has the potential to be funny and pleasant when he allows himself to be. He needs to get rid of this sulky, petulant, bullying side of his personality.......

Bridge, this highlights my previous post perfectly.




Sorry Pandora i must have missed yours, i am always half asleep in the morning. :sleep:

Sorry Pandora i must have missed yours, i am always half asleep in the morning. :sleep: Ooooh no, no, I wasnt saying you'd missed my post hun, not at all. Just that your post confirmed the fact that Craig CAN be amusing and good to be around sometimes - then he spoils it by switching to how he was when he was hanging around with the awful Lesley...... :glare:

Ooooh no, no, I wasnt saying you'd missed my post hun, not at all. Just that your post confirmed the fact that Craig CAN be amusing and good to be around sometimes - then he spoils it by switching to how he was when he was hanging around with the awful Lesley...... :glare:


yes i agree, he can be really funny and amusing but then gets all bitch-y and spiteful, it's hard deciding wether you like him or not! :glare:

The Craig Anthony saga is just so weird.

Anthony must know that half of what Craig says is sexual connotation, and Anthony just accepts it and ignores it, which is ok. But Craig isn't going to stop.

There is going to be the end of the honeymoon period soon, when Craig starts to get a lot more needy on Anthony, and I think there is going to be a huge bust up between the two. It is already starting, and will escalate unless Anthony starts to provide physical favour. I saw him doing that last night as he was "downward grooming" Craig, but Craig will be encouraged by that and become more demanding and expectant of Anthony.

Its going to get more and more interesting between the two (rushes to re-read all the naked ape books again). I hope they stay for a while now - sort of Discovery Channel stuff.

The Craig Anthony saga is just so weird.

Anthony must know that half of what Craig says is sexual connotation, and Anthony just accepts it and ignores it, which is ok. But Craig isn't going to stop.

There is going to be the end of the honeymoon period soon, when Craig starts to get a lot more needy on Anthony, and I think there is going to be a huge bust up between the two. It is already starting, and will escalate unless Anthony starts to provide physical favour. I saw him doing that last night as he was "downward grooming" Craig, but Craig will be encouraged by that and become more demanding and expectant of Anthony.

Its going to get more and more interesting between the two (rushes to re-read all the naked ape books again). I hope they stay for a while now - sort of Discovery Channel stuff.

Craig, I think, knows the score. He knows that Anthony will never be his, but is happy (at the moment) to take any crumbs Anthony drops him.

Anthony is getting more and more annoyed by Craig's snide comments especially when the camp one has had a drink. He doesnt hold back and tells Craig off.

I still think Anthony is kind and polite and shows a great deal of patience at times.
On the negative side, Anthony doesnt seem to be able to judge people's personalities at all...... :huh: He isnt the sharpest knife in the drawer.

On the negative side, Anthony doesnt seem to be able to judge people's personalities at all...... :huh: He isnt the sharpest knife in the drawer.

You can say that again..lol...he's definitely a few fries short of a happy meal....not the brightest crayon in the box...wheel's turning but the hamster's dead.....Aye.

Ohhhh I dont know what is more scary - Craig's increasing obsession with Anferneeeee or his man breasts.

Okay, the obsession just pips the man norks at the moment.

Craig is starting to make Michelle Bass's former bunny boilerism look tame! He NEVER takes his eyes off Anfernnneeeee. If Anferneee is in the garden and Craig in the kitchen, you see him (in the background), keep stepping back from the breakfast bar to check who Anfernee is talking to or sitting next to.

In the garden, Craig doesnt budge from his side. If Anfernee moves indoors, so does Craig.
If Anfernee goes into the Diary Room - Craig doesnt take his eyes off the door.

If anyone disses Anfernee, or if a slight is perceived, then Craig goes into full nostril flaring, indignant shouty mode.

How on EARTH is he going to cope (1) on the outside, with the love of his life at the other end of the country and (2) with being evicted and out of sight of his beloved?

He will be one quivering, lardy, petulant, snivelling, indignant mass of insecurity !!

Honestly, he is getting scary..... :bored:

gosh, is Craig living up to his selection tape? is he just about to destroy Science? did he truly expose Science's arrogance? will he destroy everyone? will he? will he?


I'm absolutely gobsmacked that Craig is still there! His complete obssession with Maxwell being a "lovely fella" is bordering on the .... well ... .bordering on the obsessive!


And everytime he moves these days his tits wobble for about 10 minutes after the rest of him has stopped!!


Horrible, horrible, horrible man!


Could he be anymore protective of Anthony? Could Anthony be less deserving of someone's devotion?!

gosh, is Craig living up to his selection tape? is he just about to destroy Science? did he truly expose Science's arrogance? will he destroy everyone? will he? will he?




LMAO :laugh:
I'm so glad that Craig has decided to model himself on Saskia turkey twizzler head becasue I was in grave danger of warming to him and I wanted him to be that bitch from the VT auditions, and he is!!!!!!!!

Craig is quite nasty when he gets going, his face gets all twisted, and he's very easy to wind up.

"You don't know me, I can destroy you, you don't know what I'm capable of" .... did anyone else nod off whilst Craig put the frighteners on Science? i'm sure even dull witted Anthony had the merest glimmer of a smile at his lips?!

I really hope that Craig goes this week - I'm finding it very difficult to watch him as he annoys me so much with his smugness.

The only time I've found Craig entertaining was when the Room 101 task was going on and Makosi came rushing out and pretended to be sick - the look on Craigs face was priceless!

But if the only think I've found endearing about him in 7 weeks is one look, I doubt very much he can grow on me now.

Craig's spitting, hissing, raving, totally inarticulate tantrum last night (that even quietened Science after a while), was totally hysterical and yet...... right in the middle of it all (when he and Anthony were on their own), the still ranting and raving about nothing Craig suddenly had a flash of genius.

He said, "And as for Makosi - she is just f**king everyones minds up, telling different people they are being gossiped about! THATS why she was booed on Friday night, Anfernee, shes playing a bloody game and THATS why she's unpopular!!!!!!!!"

Well done Craig ! He has Makosi sussed - and all without the benefit of hidden cameras and the type of inside information that we have.

What a pity that Anfernee looked blank and said, "Whadd are yer sayin like?" Just how dense is this boy???????
It couldnt have been any clearer what Craig was saying !!

As for doing damage to Science - oooooh I dunno. I reckon Science might wake up with a shaved head one morning, his afro dumped in the bin....:ohmy:

He said, "And as for Makosi - she is just f**king everyones minds up, telling different people they are being gossiped about! THATS why she was booed on Friday night, Anfernee, shes playing a bloody game and THATS why she's unpopular!!!!!!!!"


Sometimes he comes out with some inspired words, totally right in his predictions, but then he goes and spoils it by saying stuff like he did to Science.

We are all scared now round here for when he comes back, nobody knows what he is capable of.
I could disappear along with all the other residants of Cromer when he decides to destroy us all:w00t:

It's funny cause my hubby keeps saying "I can't believe that's Johnny's son":laugh:

It's funny cause my hubby keeps saying "I can't believe that's Johnny's son":laugh:

lmao, Andrea!! is he still saying it?!!!!

Sometimes he comes out with some inspired words, totally right in his predictions, but then he goes and spoils it by saying stuff like he did to Science.

We are all scared now round here for when he comes back, nobody knows what he is capable of.
I could disappear along with all the other residants of Cromer when he decides to destroy us all:w00t:

It's funny cause my hubby keeps saying "I can't believe that's Johnny's son":laugh:

Dont forget what else Craig said mid rant to Science, "I am a SYSTEM LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

oooh too much watching Star Wars late at night methinks, Craigy.

By the way, did anyone hear him say that Makosi had said to him, "you better pick your stomach off the floor, Craig..."

Why didnt Craig retort, "You pick your fat arrse up first.........." :glare:

By the way, did anyone hear him say that Makosi had said to him, "you better pick your stomach off the floor, Craig..."

Why didnt Craig retort, "You pick your fat arrse up first.........." :glare:

LOL Pan, it's the way you tell them!! :laugh: :laugh: She does have rather a large one doesn't she? Goes with that big gob of hers! :w00t:

Large, and growing. Guaranteed to be 300 lbs when she's about 40 - just got that look.

Makosi? Large, and growing. Guaranteed to be 300 lbs when she's about 40 - just got that look.

But I don't think Craig will ever be the pin up boy either, and not much modeling work for boy-bras last time I looked.

Makosi? Large, and growing. Guaranteed to be 300 lbs when she's about 40 - just got that look.

But I don't think Craig will ever be the pin up boy either, and not much modeling work for boy-bras last time I looked. Although he has been going on about liposuction, he seems really proud of them doesnt he? :ohmy: He was pushing them together and inviting people to feel them the other day.... Yik.

Anyone see Craig's declaration to a squirming Anthony that he wasnt a "giver", he was a "taker" ??????? :ohmy:

My husband turned to me and asked, "what does he mean?"

Bless !!!

Then I had to tell him.... :bag:

I don't know if it will make the highlights, but Craig and Anthony last night:

C: "If I am with someone on the outside, I want them to be like you". Intense and meaningful stare into A's eyes.
- A looks away looking confused "What do you mean?"
- C: "I mean I like Mawwell and all, but he's not my type, I want them to be just like you". Continues fierce stare into A's eyes.
- A: "I don't know what you mean like", looks away through the window, clearly troubled but not knowing what by, just looking confused.....

It was the way Craig said it, so much intensity in his eyes and basking in Anthony's uncertainty and confusion. Bunny boiler indeed. Glenn Close eat your heart out.....

I don't know if it will make the highlights, but Craig and Anthony last night:

C: "If I am with someone on the outside, I want them to be like you". Intense and meaningful stare into A's eyes.
- A looks away looking confused "What do you mean?"
- C: "I mean I like Mawwell and all, but he's not my type, I want them to be just like you". Continues fierce stare into A's eyes.
- A: "I don't know what you mean like", looks away through the window, clearly troubled but not knowing what by, just looking confused.....

It was the way Craig said it, so much intensity in his eyes and basking in Anthony's uncertainty and confusion. Bunny boiler indeed. Glenn Close eat your heart out.....

God yes. I hope they remember to play the Psycho music in the background when we see that tomorrow night !:ohmy:

Anyone see the highlights tonight? I had an Anti-Craig night again.:glare:

Sometimes I like him and sometimes I dont. Tonight we saw the nasty, sniping, bitchy side to him again.

He was trying to cause trouble with Eugene re the beers that BB had given them (Eugene - non drinker - had taken one to give as a prize for a quiz), saying to Anthony, "who does he think he is, Big Brother?" When all Eugene wanted to do was make things a little less boring.

It was clear tonight again that Craig seems to think he has carte blanche to snipe, whine, moan, dig and b!tch about the other HMs and yet when he hears them doing it he says indignantly, "No need to be narrrsty is there Anferney? No need for that at all........they're all just so two faced in here...." - the irony of that particular remark whooshing straight over his head.:rolleyes:

Last nights closing credits had Anferney and Craig grappling/wrestling/groping once more at 3am on the lawn (until Anfernee got accidentally kicked in the eye by a squealing, writhing Craig).....

Craig's now making me feel sick. He's constantly talking about sex, despite saying in about week 2 that he didn't particularly like it.

He's a horrible bloke and I'd like him out of there, if only to see what Anthony is like without him.

Craig : "No Anthony please ... I love you" !!! :ohmy:

*Said whilst grappling.*

Well I wont spoil it for those that didnt see the live feed last night (to be shown either tonight or Monday evening), but Craig last night got so drunk he managed to scare even me. (see 24th July spoiler for details).

He took bunny boiling to new extremes.

Makosi, of course, was in the middle of it all, claiming that she "didnt know" that Craig liked Anthony in a sexual way and continued to stir things up by claiming in diary room that she thought Anthony was gay (in front of Anthony and Craig), before leaving.......

What a cow.

And as for Craig - what a seriously psychotic guy he is.........

have just finished watching tonight - used to think Craig was ok, am now very scared. Poor Anthony for being stalked, poor Orlaith for being used to stalk Anthony & I have to say, if my hubby had come at me for a kiss like Craig went for Orlaith, I'd have given him a good slap!

OMG Craig man get a grip :w00t:

I don't know if the big argument kicked off after what they showed tonight, if so they must have all got up out of bed again becasue when I was watching it on the live feed last night Makosi was trying to comfot an inconsolable Craig.

OMG Craig man get a grip :w00t:

I don't know if the big argument kicked off after what they showed tonight, if so they must have all got up out of bed again becasue when I was watching it on the live feed last night Makosi was trying to comfot an inconsolable Craig.

Yes it did. I watched it until 2am and it was kicking off big time, with Craig shouting and crying in the garden with Anthony and Derek; Derek trying to talk some sense into him....... it was MUCH worse than the edited highlights showed tonight - and they were bad enough.

Craig has taken bunny boiling to new heights. In the guise of "protecting Anthony" from Makosi's tarty advances, he is becoming seriously scary... :ohmy:


Andrea - tonight Craig is claiming that he has memory loss about last night (yeh rite)... and Derek said :-

"I could remind you of a few things," offered Derek. "You were a nightmare, completely unruly, disgraceful. You absolutely, in one single evening, shamed the entire county of Norfolk. I know. I can speak for them......"

:w00t:

I'm getting seriously fed up with the the Craig/Anthony saga, it's turning into their show.

If Anthony was a woman, he would've kicked Craig into touch a long time ago. So why does Anthony let this behaviour go on? It's just a continuous cycle. Things go well, Craig goes too far, they argue, they make up, things go well.....BORING.

Anthony is going further and further down in my estimation because he just can't seem to break away from Craig's obsessive behaviour. He's weak.

I do like the way the Craig is still insisting that he is only doing it "as a freind"!

Of the incident in the diary room where he put his hand on Anthony's crotch, he told someone later (cant remember who):

"I was only doing it as a freind......I have to protect Anfer-ney!!! :wub: "


If Craig was a girl it would be viewed as seriouly advanced bunny boiling.

If Craig was a bloke and Anthony was a girl, it would be something akin to a sex offence! :shocking:

tonight Craig is claiming that he has memory loss about last night (yeh rite)... and Derek said :-

"I could remind you of a few things," offered Derek. "You were a nightmare, completely unruly, disgraceful. You absolutely, in one single evening, shamed the entire county of Norfolk. I know. I can speak for them......"

:w00t:


lmfao!! spot on Derek!

I howled with laughter when Derek was talking to Anthony in the garden by the bins and Eugene comes bumbling out with a black bag full clanking bottles to put in the bin. Mid sentence to Anthony, Derek imperiously said "leave it" to Eugene ...who did just that! lmao! it was like Derek was talking to the hired help!

Although it was a bit ****tish of Eugene to put stuff in the bin at that point imo!!!!


As for Craig ... have I said that he is a horrible horrible person before?! ... oh I have! Well fact is, he is!

Very uncomfortable viewing last night. the worst bit though was Craig sobbing in the diary room like some kind of spurned lover .... those tears flow like the beer was flowing last night. Why does Craig cry so much? And why does he always have to present dopey Anthony with scenarios where their "love" might have a chance.
"If I was a girl would you fancy me"
"If you were gay would you fancy me"
"If I lived on the other side of the world would you fancy me"
"If I stopped crying would you fancy me".... grrrr Craig is seriously derranged now.

.... but I bet when he comes out Davina will handle him with kid gloves cos he cries so often. He is a big big baby, his tears are for himself and he is behaving like a spoilt child cos he can't have Anthony.

lmfao!! spot on Derek!

I howled with laughter when Derek was talking to Anthony in the garden by the bins and Eugene comes bumbling out with a black bag full clanking bottles to put in the bin. Mid sentence to Anthony, Derek imperiously said "leave it" to Eugene ...who did just that! lmao! it was like Derek was talking to the hired help!

Although it was a bit ****tish of Eugene to put stuff in the bin at that point imo!!!!


As for Craig ... have I said that he is a horrible horrible person before?! ... oh I have! Well fact is, he is!

Very uncomfortable viewing last night. the worst bit though was Craig sobbing in the diary room like some kind of spurned lover .... those tears flow like the beer was flowing last night. Why does Craig cry so much? And why does he always have to present dopey Anthony with scenarios where their "love" might have a chance.
"If I was a girl would you fancy me"
"If you were gay would you fancy me"
"If I lived on the other side of the world would you fancy me"
"If I stopped crying would you fancy me".... grrrr Craig is seriously derranged now.

.... but I bet when he comes out Davina will handle him with kid gloves cos he cries so often. He is a big big baby, his tears are for himself and he is behaving like a spoilt child cos he can't have Anthony.

Eugene has no social graces whatsoever does he? He couldnt even hide the fact that he was eavesdropping big time..... :w00t:

Craig in the Diary Room was completely out of control on the Live Feed. He was positively WALLOWING in his "misery"...... he was winding himself up for another tantrum when he left, was self pitying, attention seeking, pretending to be drunker than he really was in order to get away with some appalling behaviour....

He says one thing and does another. He says "Im not perving on you Anferny" and then does precisely that ....

As Groucho points out - if Anferny were a woman, this would be seen as sexual harassment !!

Anferny needs to be more forceful (as Im sure he will be when they get out of the house), and put a stop to this emotional bullying and blackmail.

My prediction is, before the Final, Craig will have turned on Anferny. I believe he now sees himself as "a woman scorned", if you will excuse the pun and has now taken on the mantle of victim - because he loves the attention this gives him.

Craig is a self obsessed, immature, rather unpleasant young man - who needs to grow up before he ends up with no friends at all......

Anfernee is up for some serious **** taking from his mates on the outside for what he has let Craig get away with - my mates hubby is a Geordie & she says he keeps yelling at Anfernee to 'feed that poof his balls, man', if you imagine that in a broad Geordie accent. :laugh:

Everytime I see Craig cry I burst out laughing ... consequently I spend much of my time watching BB with tears of laughter streaming down my face! Am I too cruel? I've NEVER come across a more needy pathetic person. he is SUCH hard work and even after all the hard work of massaging his grotesque ego you get nothing back in return.

The look of pure lust in Craigs eyes everytime he looks at Anthony is hilarious, he'll be licking his lips next.

Poor Anthony, he's looking more and more uncomfortable isn't he and he's really at a loss as how to deal with this.

WUNDERBAR!!!

Poor Anthony...

Nope! Given up thinking "Poor Anthony", the guy is a pillock of the highest level. What lengths will he go to to be liked? ANYONE else in the whole world wide would have sussed out Craig for the control freak he is ... I'm pretty sure Anthony has but he's so desparate to be liked that he'll let anyone control him. I bet Anthony's gran will have a a barrel of "holy water" to chuck over him when he comes out.

Nope! Given up thinking "Poor Anthony", the guy is a pillock of the highest level. What lengths will he go to to be liked? ANYONE else in the whole world wide would have sussed out Craig for the control freak he is ... I'm pretty sure Anthony has but he's so desparate to be liked that he'll let anyone control him. I bet Anthony's gran will have a a barrel of "holy water" to chuck over him when he comes out.

I beg to differ Dolly Daydream. Though Anthony may not be the sharpest pencil in the case, the fastest hamster on the wheel, the quickest monkey to the banana, the first crocus in spring he has an integrity and I believe that its more to do with hurting Craigs feelings than 'bigging' himself up.

Yes the lights are on and nobody is home, the caravan is empty all season but he means well.

I beg to differ Dolly Daydream. Though Anthony may not be the sharpest pencil in the case, the fastest hamster on the wheel, the quickest monkey to the banana, the first crocus in spring he has an integrity and I believe that its more to do with hurting Craigs feelings than 'bigging' himself up.

Yes the lights are on and nobody is home, the caravan is empty all season but he means well.

I am more inclined to agree with Cat. Anthony is as thick as two short planks, very very thick planks I hasten to add! I think what started out as a frienship is turning into a bunny-boiling episode. When Anthony made friends with Craig there was Saskia and Maxwell there too, but now he is left with the control-freak and I honestly think that he does care for Craig, as a friend should and just doesn't want to tip him over the edge. I do think that the penny is slowly begining to drop for Anthony and he just doesn't know how to get out of it! Remember Stuart last year, lovely bloke and got reeled in by Michelle who just was not nice at all! She was another one who stamped her mark all over Stuart and used emotional blackmail to get what she wanted. Not nice, not nice at all.

I would also say that Craig is the worst kind of friend anyone could wish for, the type that play the victim and indulge in emotional blackmail. True friends would not do that. True friends would also not decide who you were to be friends with and make you feel guilty. Anthony can be friends with who he likes, it is not up to Craig to decide.

Latest from Craig on the Demon that he believes is in the house.....

"Anthony, you haven't been attacked in this House yet...it tried to kill Sam that night," Craig said and then sat up in shock. "Oh my God! That's why Sam was screaming, that demon tried to kill her!"

Wasn't there a movie Summer of Sam?
Is he laying an alibi for when the kitten is found in the pot?
Will his head spin round?
Will he speak for the System Lords in tongues?

Don't sleep Anthony.........

Great picture in the Sun today of Anthony in a pot with rabbit ears on and caption "Cook until pink in the middle".

Was Craig really upset about being compared to Myra Hindley, do you think? Or was it because Anthony made himself a sandwich without getting one for Craig? My first thought was the latter because he was definitely trying to suppress a giggle at the table. It may be in poor taste but I thought it was hilarious - he did look like Myra Hindley!

Honestly though, that man could cry for England. He's pathetic. And that gesture he does with his hand to his forehead whenever he's about to blub it's so theatrical.

I felt a wee bit sorry for him. I got the impression he was really getting into dressing up as a lady spy, he certainly got into the mannerisms very well. He thinks he's a woman trapped in a man's body doesn't he - this was a chance to be himself (especially in front of Anferney). ladies, imagine how you would feel if you'd got all glammed up for that special guy in your life, topped it off with a great wig, only for him to tell you you look like Myra Hindley. Go on - it would hurt wouldn't it!

I didn't feel sorry for him one little bit...and I dont' think that alone is what he is upset with Anthony for. I feel I have to bullet point this..

Craig is upset at Anthony for:


Anthony for not making him a sanwich
Anthony for not appearing upset at the blanking Craig was giving him
Anthony for not returning Craigs unrequited love
Anthony for not saying he looked lovely dressed as a woman
Anthony for saying he looked like Myra Hindley


The Myra Hindley reference was just one of many things that upset him.

Craig was upset because he had specifically told Anferny not to mention the Myra Hindley joke in front of anyone else - and he did.

Craig then had a mega strop which went on and on and on..........

Craig is like a petulant child who doesnt care what type of attention he gets - as long as its SOME attention. Therefore if he feels slighted by Anferny for whatever reason, he has a full blown strop, making Anferny come to him and pay him (albeit negative) attention.

Craig is seriously scary and is even starting to get on Anferny's nerves.

And like Maxine, I think that the mannerism he has when he holds the side of his forehead with this thumb and forefinger is so incredibly theatrical and dramatic - its hillarious !

Craig needs a bloody good S L A P and I for one would be most enthusiastic to give it to him.

He is seriously dangerous.

And like Maxine, I think that the mannerism he has when he holds the side of his forehead with this thumb and forefinger is so incredibly theatrical and dramatic - its hillarious !

oh I do too! he may aswell be holding up a "laugh at me" sign when he does that, cos I instantly start laughing! I may have to put a photo of that in my "pick me up" box of things that make me smile when I'm fed up!!

I still can't get over just how much Craig really did look like Myra Hindley!

I thought Craig started off the evening well as Hans, the German spy.

But all that messing about with Anthony later on just turned my stomach.

Craigs behaviour last night when looking after the extremely drunken Anthony was very abusive and advantage taking. He got kisses, cuddles and touches from him...got him to say things even though it was obvious that Anthony had lost it - his eyes had gone and he was a very sick looking colour.

BB should have insisted that Eugene take over and have called Craig to the diary room to get him out of the way.

All in all Craigs behaviour was far worse than anything Anthony did.

I thought Craig started off the evening well as Hans, the German spy.

But all that messing about with Anthony later on just turned my stomach.

I think Craig sober "looking out" for drunken Anthony is a lot more scarey and controlling than Craig when he's drunk and "looking out" for a drunken Anthony. he all but raped Anthony last night. Craig is a disgusting control freak, he was all over Anthony, no matter how many times Anthony told him to get off, Craig was there all over him.

The relish in Craig's eyes as he said I'm going shower him, change him and put him to bed and look after him all night was truly frightening.

of course soppy **** Anthony has probably apoglogised for his behaviour now and Craig is in another power surge of a strop to make Anthony feel guilty. A classic case of domestic abuse, done much more convincingly that Shelly and that bloke in Coronation Street imo!

I agree with Cat and Dolores. Craig all but physically raped Anthony last night. The bloke was covered in puke and Craig was there almost licking it off him. Kissing and touching him and man handling him. It made me feel ill, really ill. Craig's behaviour did not make him look like a good mate at all it made him look like an obsessive freak and I hope Davina hammers him for it on his eviction night.

And I would like to know, How the hell he can try to take control of a situation like that when he has only seen the bloke drunk twice, yet he is an 'expert' at dealing with drunks. WHAT????? What he really menat, was: 'leave me alone, this is the only time I will get to feel Anfernny up so don't interupt me'

:sick: :sick: The boy (for he is not a man) is sick sick sick.

It was car crash tv again with Craig. I think if the cameras were not their he would have tried a bit of fiddly diddly and then broke Anthony's ankles with a typewriter

Craigs behaviour last night when looking after the extremely drunken Anthony was very abusive and advantage taking. He got kisses, cuddles and touches from him...got him to say things even though it was obvious that Anthony had lost it - his eyes had gone and he was a very sick looking colour.

BB should have insisted that Eugene take over and have called Craig to the diary room to get him out of the way.

All in all Craigs behaviour was far worse than anything Anthony did.

Ive said all along that its sexual harrassment.

It was truly car crash TV, and I noticed that the likes of Makosi and Kemal kept well out of it all, due to the fact that two housemates (Craig in particular) were hanging themselves big time.

Craigs constant OTT "protection" of Anthony is so scary now... as someone said, even Big Brother called in Eugene to sort out the situation because it was obvious Craig was using it for his own ends, rather than for Anthonys wellbeing.

It was ghastly behaviour from a ghastly personality...

As for the puke on the living room carpet and sofa - arghhhhhhhhhhhh - its gonna smell vile in there from now on !! Big Brother get a Vax sorted now !!!

I caught this last night and I found myself shouting at the telly. When Anthony watches that episode back, I wouldn't be surprised if he pukes again! Everyone in the house felt extremely uncomfortable and bless Eugene for his persistence.

I agree with Dol that it's domestic abuse. Glenn Close could take lessons from Craig. Apart from the "celebrity" status he will now have (although why, I don't know), I can't see any guy wanting anything to do with him when he gets out.

Would you trust him with a pair of scissors!?

I was shouting at the TV too along with Mr C who can't stand the program anyway. "What part of leave uz alone don't you understand Craig?"

I wonder if Craig has just signed his own Exit form with that behaviour. It was nauseating in more ways than one.

It was car crash tv again with Craig. I think if the cameras were not their he would have tried a bit of fiddly diddly and then broke Anthony's ankles with a typewriter


Hahahahahahaha!! Fiddly Diddly!! what a lovely phrase!!

I thought Craig started off the evening well as Hans, the German spy.



Didn't he just, he sounded just like that funnly little wedding planner in the film Father of the Bride [OMG which just happened to be Craigs fave film of all time - just realised that!!]

But later on was hideous slo-mo sexual harrasment of a defenceless individual.

You know I was thinking if Anferny had been a girl and Craig was displaying the same sort of behaviour - BB would have had to have stepped in with more than a 'Eugene' [loverly as he is] to sort it out. A bit of discrimination going on there IMO.

Craig has got to go - get him out hm's.

I was shocked at Craig's behaviour last night. Truely shocked.

But is it true that Anthony got so drunk becasue he was wearing a wet suit?

How can Anthony turn a blind eye to that behaviour? Two housemates told him what Craig had been doing, Anthony didn't look impressed at the time, but the way Craig denied the allegations would have made a smart person (or actually just someone with one brain cell) think oh aye he's lying, but no Anthony encourages him.

Because Ant is a bit dense Bob, he cant work out what the GBP are thinking.

I suspect he thinks that Craig is popular, rather than a sexually deviant, bunny boiling, wont-take-no-for-an-answer Myra Hindley lookalike!

For that rason he worries that being frank and honest with Craig is a vote loser.

I was shocked at Craig's behaviour last night. Truely shocked.

But is it true that Anthony got so drunk becasue he was wearing a wet suit?

How can Anthony turn a blind eye to that behaviour? Two housemates told him what Craig had been doing, Anthony didn't look impressed at the time, but the way Craig denied the allegations would have made a smart person (or actually just someone with one brain cell) think oh aye he's lying, but no Anthony encourages him.

What has wearing a wet suit got to do with Anthony getting drunk? :blink:

Anferny was drunk the other night for one reason and one reason only... as he said himself today, he was drinking gallons of vodka and champagne, whereas no one else bothered with it much. Thats why he said he would stay away from alcohol in future, as the volume he drinks is excessive and not good for national telly. Oh - and apparently you lose man points if you puke....

Just when you thought Craig couldn't get worse!
They are in the pool tonight (I think) and Ant was refusing to kiss Craig.

Craig: "It doesn't matter, I've already kissed you"
Ant: "No you haven't - when?" (that comment quite funny by itself if you think about it)
Craig: "When you were drunk, and I was stroking you. I raped you and you didn't even know it ... "

Craig proceeds to laugh demonically, explaining thats why BB told him to leave Anthony alone, then adds some detail about "riding him".

The conversation ends up normally though, with Craig begging to suck Anfernee's nipples and Anfernee saying "nay pet, I'm nee gay like, I's telling ya". Then Craig saying how if he won he would share all the money with Anfernee, Maxwell and Saskia.

Titboy weird. End of. Million percent.

Oooh he made a good one last night:

"100 grande is nuffink to me, I could get that 2morrow"

Time for beddie bies Craig, now take your medication dear.......

Just when you thought Craig couldn't get worse!
They are in the pool tonight (I think) and Ant was refusing to kiss Craig.

Craig: "It doesn't matter, I've already kissed you"
Ant: "No you haven't - when?" (that comment quite funny by itself if you think about it)
Craig: "When you were drunk, and I was stroking you. I raped you and you didn't even know it ... "

Craig proceeds to laugh demonically, explaining thats why BB told him to leave Anthony alone, then adds some detail about "riding him".

The conversation ends up normally though, with Craig begging to suck Anfernee's nipples and Anfernee saying "nay pet, I'm nee gay like, I's telling ya". Then Craig saying how if he won he would share all the money with Anfernee, Maxwell and Saskia.

Titboy weird. End of. Million percent.


Oh my God!!

I have just read this and feel physically sick. For this alone he should be removed from the house by forcible means and put away in a home for mentally deranged perverts. The boys is sick....

That is sexual harrassment! As has been said before if Anthony was a girl and Craig was coming onto him in this way, he would have had a warning by now! I think BB has to get Craig in and give him a warning, it is unpleasant viewing and then he was talking about shaking hands with the bishop 6 times and while there were people in the room!! The fact that he gets a kick out of making Anthony squirm is really quite evil!

Although more fool Anthony for still thinking Craig is a great lad and his best mate in the house. With friends like Craig, who needs enemies!

Titboy weird. End of. Million percent. ARGGGHHHHHHHHH thats "Saskia Speak"!!!!! Stop it Stop it pleeeeeeeeeeease !!!!! :sad:


Craig is totally deluded isnt he? I get the feeling he thinks the public on the outside love him. Oh dear, just how gutted is he going to be when Davina gleefully shows him some of the press clippings?

He really IS vile isnt he, saying stuff like that to Anfernee, knowing that Anf might mull it over (lets face it, he takes NOTHING in, first time) and then wonder if Craig DID touch him up....

Last night, just before they were all going into the pool, Anfernee went into the loo to change out of his jeans into his trunks. He stripped naked and just as he was about to step into his trunks, Craig barged the door open, stared at him lascivously and said to his naked back.... "Mmmmmm just turn around once, it will make my day...."

Anferny of course told him to "Fooo******** off" in no uncertain terms.

Craig minces off, smirking pervily to himself....

God he makes my (and the majority of the general publics) skin crawl.

Sorry Pand, couldn't resist it. End of. Honest (doh!).

So Craig asks Anfernee for a kiss last night "on his lips, on his cheek, or on one of his man boobs", and Anthony reesponds "I would rather wipe my a*** with a broken bottle, not a chance. Get your head around it, it's not happening."

Not bad Anthony, not bad. Some clarity there. Man points. But I'm afraid you will probably have to wipe Craig's a*** with the broken bottle before he quite gets the message.

Hmm, not so easy is it? Craig might actually like it.........

I just cannot get my head round Craig's personality at all. Why does he think that Anthony should be defending him when he feels slighted by Eugene? Can't he stick up for himself? And thinking that Eugene hates him. The boy is completely self centred and paranoid.

He seems to be able to start an argument about nothing at all and then bursts into tears when Anthony argues back. He's a very frustrating character and must be awful to be around.

I just cannot get my head round Craig's personality at all. Why does he think that Anthony should be defending him when he feels slighted by Eugene? Can't he stick up for himself? And thinking that Eugene hates him. The boy is completely self centred and paranoid.

He seems to be able to start an argument about nothing at all and then bursts into tears when Anthony argues back. He's a very frustrating character and must be awful to be around.

He's a needy control freak thats all. Think the jealous girlfriend/boyfriend that just dosn't allow/like their partners to be out of their sight for 10 seconds, is constantly suspicious of anyone around them and any friends the partner may have. Desperately insecure.

I just cannot get my head round Craig's personality at all. Why does he think that Anthony should be defending him when he feels slighted by Eugene?

Because Eugene is trying to DESTROY him Max! :ohmy:

Now there's a thought! :w00t:

Because Eugene is trying to DESTROY him Max! :ohmy:



LOL!! I laughed out loud at this! Eugene is hardly the destroying type is he? It wouldn't surprise if Eugene has made a few comments and considering Craig's behaviour they would be well-deserved, but Craig being his usual self thinks Eugene is destroying and now he thinks that Eugene fancies Anthony! Oh please, Craig he is doing himself no favours what so ever. And if he thinks Eugene is destroying that will nothing to what he is going to get when he gets out of the house!

Craig is starting to worry AND irritate me now. I mean, he is obviously a bit touch