In anticipation of the first day of the finest month of the year, I wish to proclaim that the June theme will now officially be.................

Judgemental.

So what does this mean?

Ah....

The point of the thread is simple - it is for you to express your most bigoted, idiotic, ill conceived and controversial opinions. But why is it different to anywhere else on this board?

It is different because no one is allowed to argue with you, or try and dissuade you from your beliefs.

After all, that is the point of being judgemental - it is for you to be as unreasonable and pig headed as you wish, safe in the knowledge that no one will try and reason with you, even if they secretly would like you to be bitten somewhere sensitive by a small mammal with sharp teeth.

And the other difference is that we're not waiting until 1 June to start the thread. :bag:

:laugh: like your style Ceri!

Oh but Ceri! You forgot to have it stickied!

Can pedantry be considered as judgemental?

Look, this isn't a bluddy Q & A, do you have something ignorant and bigoted to say or not? :mad2:

Would it not be more interesting if one's bigotry were to be challenged? :boxing:

Well, if no one else is going to start...

my pet hate is children in public. Personally I would like to exterminate all children. They run round screaming, getting under my feet, screeching their heads off, and causing havoc wherever they go. It is nigh on impossible to enjoy a shopping trip, meal in a restaurant, or even just walking down the pavement when there are kids about.

I would be very grateful if a law could be introduced allowing them to be shot on sight, though I obviously realise this would mean the eventual extinction of the human race. I am not bothered by this, however, as I will be dead by then anyway and there are enough younger people about to look after me when I'm old, so who gives a stuff.

Would it not be more interesting if one's bigotry were to be challenged? :boxing:

No. :ninja:

Oooo a chance to be a moanie old salt who will not be budged! Marvellous!

I think that a very deep channel should be dug around the border of Wales and it should be set adrift on the high seas.

:laugh: like your style Ceri!

Oh but Ceri! You forgot to have it stickied!

I'm not sure it's official enough to be stickied, Bob!

Crikey, it's like the weakest link.

Crikey, it's like the weakest link.
Only scarier...just watch out for the staring contest between Ceri n Cat.....eeek! :ohmy:

I am sure some kind and sensible mod will pin it, it is after all a rather wonderful thread.

Come on now, I'm sure me and floopy aren't the only bigots on here.

You forget, SF's away. And Groucho doesn't really need a bespoke thread, let's face it.

I think anyone who appears on shows like Trisha, Opera, Kilroy and the like and those who say 'Innit' all the time but not due to an accent trait should be nutered so they can never breed! :ranting:

I think that a very deep channel should be dug around the border of Wales and it should be set adrift on the high seas.
You are Anne Robinson....

On the subject of islands...I think the Ise of Wight should be made into one big island prison with gun towers all the way along the coast...kinda an 'Escape from New York' thing! :)

Face it, there was no creation, no Adam and Eve, just a big bang !...read Darwin, we evolved ....(some more than others).

M

I think anyone south of Yorkshire (excluding Barnsley) should be sent for elocution lessons

I think anyone North of Watford should be ashamed.

Also why the hell do people whine about the house prices when they live up North. They ought to try living in and around London and then they'd realise what pricey is. :boxing:

And Floops, if you could change that to Essex, I for one would have a smile on my face :D

Being judgemental - shouldn't you have waited until May is over before you declared the poll closed - or is that being pedantic?

And - judgemental wasn't one of the options anyway.

I demand a recount!!

BEWARE!

This thread is an imposter..post at your peril.

The REAL June thread will be along...well in June.

Cat
Her Royal Excellency of the Monthly Theme Thread
31st May 2005

Bog off out of my thread.

Am now scared of my fellow SO colleagues!!!!!!!!

Although I do agree with Coastie - not because they say innit but they are stupid enough to go on national tv and be surprised to find out that there husband is gay, having a relationship with your brother, is having his baby (even though hes a man) and may have given you some sexually transmitted disease so lets run the test and find out, and why we do that we will run a dna test that shows that your husband is actually your long lost father who beat your mother, but hes off the booze now. End episode with family hug. What do you expect when Trisha rings up - that you've made it as a pop star??????

I really dislike people who are vegetarian, yoga loving cyclists.

Just vegetarians are okay then :D

It really annoys me the way people stand aorund in groups in the middle of the fecking pavement when you're trying to get by. And then when they finally notice you are there, one of them will move a few millimetres so you can squeeze through and they all fecking stare at you like you're in their way.

I think they should all be forced through a sieve so they know what it's like :boxing:

I can't stand....................

anywhere within half a mile of Oxford Circus, during shop opening hours.

Arabs living in London, particularly on the Edgware Road.

I cant stand people who cant stand where they live.


****ING MOVE YOU T**S

Am liking this thread muchly

......... or foreigners who live in England and spend all their time slagging it off. GO HOME THEN!

I vowed I would not, but I have. I am doomed.

I also think that all adults should take intelligence tests and be issued with aptitude cards based on their results, colour-coded for ease of use.

In that way the clever people could then be given fast lanes at government offices and not have to wait behind the stupid people who are incapable of filling out forms.

With similar tests to permit parenting.

With similar tests to permit parenting.

Agree

Don't wish to appear un-pc but there are definetly people that should not reproduce- who because they have little intelligence are often the ones breeding like rabbits and then I pay for them (when I am not a student) because 'benefits is my right' even when they are selling things down the market, bumping off stolen gear and making a tidy profit from other enterprises - could you imagine if they had to start paying tax on earning from drugs!!!!


Ohhh have thought of one more - Students who's mummy and daddy gives them £250 a month on top of their loan and then turns around to flatmates (who survive on the loan and what they can scrape together from p/t work) and say 'I am so skint'. Well the few cd's and those new tops and shoes you bought yesterday add up to my whole terms food bill.

That feels better.

I definitely think that anyone on Benefits for no real good reason (and I emphasise that I am not saying everyone on benefits is leeching because I know there are some genuine cases but most of them seem to be on benefit because they have kids) should be prosecuted for having more children not given more of the taxpayers' money.

I think that if you are on jobseekers for more than say a month then you should be put to work painting the children's playground and other projects to benefit your community. It would soon become obvious who was there because they wanted to work and those who can't be bothered. Then take their benefits away if they just want to watch trisha. One of the greatest problems for real job seekers is self esteem and keeping busy.

I also would consider bringing back national service and thereby removing the young men and women from their surrounding, teaching them discipline and that theres more to life than there estate and a trade/skill and make them proud of who they are.

Having watched GMTV this morning, I was reminded of another of my pet hates. The Beckhams have had Romeo's ear(s) pierced.

There are two issues here. Parents who have their small children's (ie sometimes not even walking) ears pierced, when the child is not even old enough to ask to have it done. The "adult" is just basically treating the child as a fashion accessory. Secondly, a parent of a boy, having his ear(s) pierced. I have the same opinion as above, plus I know many guys who have had their ear(s) pierced willingly in their younger days and who now regret it. This poor child has no choice.

I am sick of hearing how we should all help Africa when every time Africans have been left to run their own affairs, their people starve because the governments are corrupt and incapable. Wouldn't it be better to bomb them and put them back under colonial rule? They were economically prosperous then and they would be again.

I am sick of hearing how "Africa" has failed due to corrupt leadership. Africa is a continent, with many countries under varying leaderships. Malawi, a beautiful landlocked country in central Africa, no long has a "dictator" and since he was deposed by "the people", the country has declined to the stage where it is now the third poorest in the world.

Thank you Patsy for proving the point - bring back the Empire I say!

(Ooops this is nearly becoming a discussion, I shall now retire). :bag:

People who have to have the last word by whispering and running out of the room!

People who can't control their dogs and blame your dog.

Yesterday I had an altercation with a dog walker, he was about mid 20's with a huge rotweiler on leash, Basil was off lead and ran up to him. The owner started shouting at me to get him away. I was running behind and speeded up to get Basil - the owner was now shouting more at me, pulling at his dog who was in a frenzy now, Basil was barking at the bloke because he was shouting at me.."Wot I hate is people like you who have dogs and can't control them" said the boy with the snarling rotweiller. "I'm trying to get him on his lead as quick as I can" replies I calmly. "Yer you'd see what would happen if I let him of the lead" threatened the boy with snarling rottweiler.

I had 1000 replies in my head, but being we were in the middle of no where and the bloke would obviously have had no qualms about beating the **** out of me, I kepts stum, got Bazeel back on lead and continued my run..with"yer you just keep on running you......" ringing in my ears.

This bloke had no idea it was him who was upsetting the dogs, but I know I did the right thing by saying nothing. None the less I shall hate this bloke till my dying day and Mr Cat is out on the look for him......

The bas tard! Cat, love, do you want me to rustle up a sniper team?

Large people who wear clothes that are 2 size TOO SMALL!! Accept the fact that you may need a couple of size bigger, don't squeeze into jeans or tops that show your bulges, go for bigger size and please, please do not wear hipster jeans, it is most unattractive!

Bus Drivers who drive before you are seated!

People who constantly say "you know what I mean" at the end of every sentence! It drives me mad!

The bas tard! Cat, love, do you want me to rustle up a sniper team?

Yes please, and some of your explosives dab.

:thumbsup: Gimme 24 hours and your phone number. :ninja:

:thumbsup: Gimme 24 hours and your phone number. :ninja:

Now we've been through this once already dabby dib dobster :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Well where am I supposed to send the boys?

People who judge others by their appearance...

People who look down on others because they rent their homes


Patsy I agree about the earring thing - I hate to see a baby with pierced ears!

Well, if no one else is going to start...

my pet hate is children in public. Personally I would like to exterminate all children. They run round screaming, getting under my feet, screeching their heads off, and causing havoc wherever they go. It is nigh on impossible to enjoy a shopping trip, meal in a restaurant, or even just walking down the pavement when there are kids about.

I would be very grateful if a law could be introduced allowing them to be shot on sight, though I obviously realise this would mean the eventual extinction of the human race. I am not bothered by this, however, as I will be dead by then anyway and there are enough younger people about to look after me when I'm old, so who gives a stuff.

Thats it. We both fancy Derren Brown and now you've just saved me a post. We are definitely twins separated at birth Ceri!!

Im amazed at how many schoolkids you see pushing babies round in pushchairs like its some sort of fashion accessory.

No doubt these kids who have kids are claiming Family Allowance, Child Benefit and christ knows what else. We should make it a rule that anyone under the age of 16 that gets pregnant gets prosecuted (it is, after all against the law, but you only ever hear of the man getting prosecuted), and benefits should NOT be given. Maybe then we wont be at the top of the list of schoolgirl mums in europe.
It seems to me that in this country we just throw money/accommodation at people who give birth, at whatever age. My niece has studied at school, passed A levels and worked hard at her job for two years and now rents her own flat and has a car, she saved up for. Unfortunately she cant afford to go out much as she has bills to pay.

One of her best mates left school at 16, got pregnant the year after and now has a council provided flat where she claims Housing Benefit to pay her rent, claims child benefit and family allowance. She smokes, she drinks and when she can get a baby sitter she goes out.

My niece worked out that despite her passing her exams, working hard etc, this friend of hers actually gets more money per week in benefits and help with rent etc than Sarah gets working full time.

Whats wrong with this picture??????

This really gets my goat too. My neighbours daughter fell pregnant by soon after impregnation jailed boyfriend, set up in nice flat, decided baby needed a brother or sister....fell preggers by different bloke. Never done a days work in her life. When she has visited her mum with new baby I havn't been able to bring myself to go over and see it because I so against what she has deliberately done - I think I will start cooing baby then just involuntarily punch her in the mouth.

Do you realise where you are? :w00t:

People with school-run/supermarket 4x4s should have their licences revoked. If they also have 'baby/child on board stickers, they should be jailed for life.

Those with that little fish symbol as well, should immediately be shot. Well, at least then they'd get to meet Jesus a bit quicker.

Driving licences should be like pilot's licences - if you don't keep your hours up, then you lose the licence.

People with school-run/supermarket 4x4s should have their licences revoked. If they also have 'baby/child on board stickers, they should be jailed for life.



Totally agree Fee, especially when they five minutes from the school!! :mad: Baby on board stickers :sick:

Tattoos - don't mind the little discreet one but what on earth possess people to get a huge icon all over their backs, all over their arms, legs etc and tattoos don't come cheap so how come all these layabouts that are on the social have them? :mad:

Men who always leave the seat up when they have had their pee, it so obviously looks nicer down. Why can't they just learn to aim straight.


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not very controversial I know will try to do better.

Men who always leave the seat up when they have had their pee, it so obviously looks nicer down. Why can't they just learn to aim straight.


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not very controversial I know will try to do better.

Highly contoversial in my house after the fourth time I got sleeply up in the middle of the night wandered to the bathroom without the light (as that always wakes you up) and promptly fell down the loo. Fourth time he had to get up to pull me out - so I think hes starting to get message.


New thing that gets me rattled:
A well known jewellers that charge £5 for a pair of new silver earring backs (I have expensive taste, my earings reject anything thats not gld or silver).
a. I only lost one
b. The earring only cost me £4.95 from the same jewellers.

Men who always leave the seat up when they have had their pee, it so obviously looks nicer down. Why can't they just learn to aim straight.


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not very controversial I know will try to do better.
Now in my house I would ratyher they all left the seat up.

Why I hear you cry (or not)....because the lazy little blighters only lift the top lid and not the seat and then they proceed to pee all over it and leave it wet, so when I bubmle in and park my derrier.....you can imagine the rest. So if I leave BOTH seat and lid up, they pee straight into the pan and leave me a nice dry seat.......

Old people should not be allowed to drive sporty cars in particular Toyota Celicas...what is that all about...they never drive above 30 anyway so why have a zippy car...surly a fiat punto or a little Smart car would surfice!

Yes any mother with a 4x4 or massive people carrier who pulls up outside a school gate and releases a tiny kid should have the vehicle confiscated and replaced with a small and sensible 5 door hatchback...a little Kia perhaps!

There ought to be a sound proof padded room in super markets where parents with whiney kids can sling their little bundle of winge before they head round the shops!

An exam should be taken at 13 (to many 14 year olds are already sexually active these days!...in fact I know a few 12 and 13yr olds who are!) about the facts of life etc and basic parenting....anyone who fails should be nutured!

Anyone on benefits who smokes or drinks more than a bottle of wine a week ought to have their benefits cut...they are obviously getting paid to much if they can afford such luxuries! Also those whose kids are all dressed in the latest designer gear along with the parents.....sorry buy George from Asda and visit charity shops and jumble sales! And if it's granny and grand dad buying it all they should be paying for everything else prior to such luxuries and so the benefits can be cut further...hence the tax payer pays less!

In fact I think the family of teenage mums and dads should be made to pay anyway....afterall if they kept closer control on their kids and educated them better little jonny and jane wouldn't have sprogues so young and be bumming of the tax payer!
:mad:

People who work in Customer care should be chucked in a big skip and emptied into a landfill, the bunch of brain dead ignorant sods that they are :rant:

The 'brains' behind call centres should all work a month of 24 hour shifts before coming up with any more hare-brained schemes designed to keep their costs down by treating their employees like laboratory rats and not allowing them to begin to offer anything resembling customer service.

Directors of banks and other financial institutions should be given electric-shock treatment until they realise the meaning of 'customer'.

People who try to make conversation with obviously uninterested parties, in the supermarket queue, should be shot. Dead.

People who try to make conversation with obviously uninterested parties, in the supermarket queue, should be shot. Dead.

...but not immediately. They should be left to die slowly and in agony in order to realise the effect of their actions on others.

no no no, shoot them dead on sight, otherwise they'd only try and engage passsing innocents in their cause.

I really detest people who bring their horrible offspring in to the office as if it is some kind of achievement to get yourself up the duff and pop out a sprog. Why do they not realise it is a purely mechanical and natural process, of no more interest than having a dump? I don't bring my prize turds in to the office and show them to all and sundry... though frankly I would find it less disruptive than trying to work while some horrid whingeing child screams its ugly head off in the background and various middle aged women all stand round it going "Aaaahh isn't s/he lovely, what a darling, you must be so proud" and discussing breastfeeding etc. When will these people realise that offices are WORKPLACES not creches - if they want to discuss nappies and teething they can have lunch with their colleagues and natter all they like in their own time! :ranting:

I really detest people who bring their horrible offspring in to the office as if it is some kind of achievement to get yourself up the duff and pop out a sprog. Why do they not realise it is a purely mechanical and natural process, of no more interest than having a dump? I don't bring my prize turds in to the office and show them to all and sundry... though frankly I would find it less disruptive than trying to work while some horrid whingeing child screams its ugly head off in the background and various middle aged women all stand round it going "Aaaahh isn't s/he lovely, what a darling, you must be so proud" and discussing breastfeeding etc. When will these people realise that offices are WORKPLACES not creches - if they want to discuss nappies and teething they can have lunch with their colleagues and natter all they like in their own time! :ranting:

Go Ceri!!

I also cant stand new Mothers who bring their offspring into the office, and immediately try and hand it to you.. no thanks, if I wanted to hold it, Id ask.

Also, not long ago one of the above new mothers said to me in an almost pitying tone, "awww you'd make a lovely mum...."
To which I replied, "Id rather eat my own feet."

Some of them are a little like ex smokers - they suddenly become evangilistical about having babies, trying to persuade everyone else to have one...
A mate of mine shut one such mother up completely by saying, "Actually I cant have children." (she said later, she didnt know whether she could or not, she'd never tried, but the constant, nodding and winking and ohhhh go onnnn, they're life changinggggggg nagging, finally got her goat. lol)

God what a judgemental whingy lot you are??? :wink2:


What about the phrase 'Live and Let live'???


And why not pick on the real 'baddies' - those who drive in the middle lane of a motorway without oving left or right!!!

Caravans! Ban them!

No - let the Airforce use them for target practice!

No - let the Airforce use them for target practice!

Nah I want to use them to wipe out Chav Mobiles...those suped up :pooh: heaps with lights underneath and really loud bass radios and drivers that look like this smilie
:kid:

STOP PRESS!

Cat's Jobbing June Thread has been closed, at her request!! :ohmy:

STOP PRESS!

Cat's Jobbing June Thread has been closed, at her request!! :ohmy:

Yes and before I got to post my work related piccies... :(

Cat's Jobbing June Thread has been closed, at her request!! :ohmy:


'Bout time too. :glare:

BTW - a few comments on here are bordering on rational. This is strictly forbidden.

You MUST be unreasonable and preferably have no logical argument at all to support what you say, please.

People who insist on supporting their arguments with genuine facts, and then think that's some reason for winning over my more convincing (and interesting) inventions should be executed according to ancient Aztec tradition (which I took classes in at some point).

People who insist on self-harming and thereby cause an unneccesary drain on the NHS should be forced to self-harm in a blood-donor centre and do something useful with it.

If you cannot work for a living, you should be left to starve to death.

Re-open the workhouses - then I can send my laundry and ironing to get done there for free

Beat respect and humility into teenagers.

Anyone wearing Burberry and anyone who insists on dressing their children in the same attire as them should be put in stocks (whilst still in their Burberry) and have rotten fruit thrown at them!

Men who complain about your cleaning and then when left in charge go to pieces and fail to clean underneath the toilet lid or any part of the kitchun worktop that has something on it.

You know we have the startings of a political party here.........

Men who reckon that mum's at home don't get stressed out.

"because they have it easy - being a kept women!!!!!!!!!"

Couples who wear matching cagools should be transported to Butlins at Bognor and fenced in there....along with men who wear socks and sandals! :glare:

All sunbed shops should be bombed!

All sunbed shops should be bombed!

Along with all those that sell dirty old man porn!

Students that can afford to do their weekly shopping in M&S should have their student loan removed instantly and given to deserving people like me.

Anyone dropping litter anywhere should be made to eat said litter and then have their hands chopped off.

People who allow their dogs to crap on pavements and then walk off should have their faces rubbed in it.

Oh and dog owners who allow their dogs to run around off leads on lovely commons, crapping and peeing up against picnic tables and running up to non dog owners, bouncing around and jumping up - should be muzzled themselves. Remember, there are people picnicing/walking on said common and in woods that DONT LIKE DOGS and certainly dont want one running toward them at 50mph!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :glare:

Anyone dropping litter anywhere should be made to eat said litter and then have their hands chopped off.

I agree Patsy...and have sticks put up their noses and set on fire.

People who throw themselves under commuter trains to commit suicide. Why cause conjestion for hours on end whilst they scrape you off the line. Just do it in a bathroom with a bottle of pills if you really want to do it.

People who throw themselves under commuter trains to commit suicide. Why cause conjestion for hours on end whilst they scrape you off the line. Just do it in a bathroom with a bottle of pills if you really want to do it.

Blimey! you are a hard woman Bonsai.


You are a woman arn't you, made that mistake before!

You are a woman arn't you, made that mistake before!

Nope im all man :bag:

People who throw themselves under commuter trains to commit suicide. Why cause conjestion for hours on end whilst they scrape you off the line. Just do it in a bathroom with a bottle of pills if you really want to do it.

Well said Bonnie - as my husband works on the Railways and frequently has to go and investigate these gruesome things.

I think they should have Suicide Booths on the platforms, similar to a Photo Booth.

They could have them decorated in nice sombre mauve with curtains and a choice of music to go out by. You just press the button and it says "are you sure you want to do this?" and once you confirm 3 times, you grip a couple of metal rods and - poooof! Nice clean electrocution and a trap door opens to clear you away.

Mind you, if the Railways have anything to do with it you would probably get an announcement "We're sorry, suicides have been delayed for 45 minutes due to a power failure" :devil:

Mind you, if the Railways have anything to do with it you would probably get an announcement "We're sorry, suicides have been delayed for 45 minutes due to a power failure" :devil:

Although its gruesome ... that did make me laugh :laugh:

Well said Bonnie - as my husband works on the Railways and frequently has to go and investigate these gruesome things.

I think they should have Suicide Booths on the platforms, similar to a Photo Booth.

They could have them decorated in nice sombre mauve with curtains and a choice of music to go out by. You just press the button and it says "are you sure you want to do this?" and once you confirm 3 times, you grip a couple of metal rods and - poooof! Nice clean electrocution and a trap door opens to clear you away.

Mind you, if the Railways have anything to do with it you would probably get an announcement "We're sorry, suicides have been delayed for 45 minutes due to a power failure" :devil:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I think this could be a good topic to expand on tomorrow.

Well if you're gonna go off on that 'line' of thought...people who attempt suicide and do it in a way that someone will find them before they die...that call for help thing..well they should get help the first time and the second they should be sectioned and if they do it again...three strikes and their out...they can be put into one of Crit's booths and zing...their gone! :ninja:

People who don't like dogs running happily should where big orange jackets rather than sitting behind a tree, if I can see you I will call the dogs back, (Holly says "its not her fault that some people are grumpy unsocialble b......", am shocked as to where my dog picked up that language).

Plus it has the added advantage that we can all point and laugh at you.

Peopel with body odour of breath problems should be placed into one large room and forced to sniff each others armpits and breath until they are ready to sign a contract which states they will never again smell like that...if the break the contract they should be shipped to the I-O-W prison camp!

Football commentators who constantly mention Engerland winning the World Cup in 1966 - IT WAS OVER 40 YEARS AGO!!! They haven't won a major title since which makes me think it was just a fluke, a bit like Greece winning the European Championships! :ninja:

Men who think its fine to walk around Tescos topless .... to me it isnt hygenic and i dont want to see some chest rug whilst trying to pick my plums in the fruit and veg isle.

Men who think its fine to walk around Tescos topless .... to me it isnt hygenic and i dont want to see some chest rug whilst trying to pick my plums in the fruit and veg isle.


Men who think it's ok to walk around anywhere without a shirt on, except a beach, or even in their cars/vans, are scumbags.

Women/girls who have fat bellies and wear low slung trousers and crop-tops (has this been said before?). In fact, anyone who wears ill-fitting clothes should be forced to wear sack-cloths or hair-shirts for a month.

Men who think it's ok to walk around anywhere without a shirt on, except a beach, or even in their cars/vans, are scumbags.

Women/girls who have fat bellies and wear low slung trousers and crop-tops (has this been said before?). In fact, anyone who wears ill-fitting clothes should be forced to wear sack-cloths or hair-shirts for a month.

Dammit - better rethink my outfit for Pompey :w00t:

Dammit - better rethink my outfit for Pompey :w00t:

Actually I already have the sack cloth and ashes! :huh:

People who insist that the desire for tight immigration control is racist, when they don't understand that people smuggling made possible by our lack of border control is one of the main sources of cheap labour for organised criminals in this country....who then treat the illegal immigrant even worse than when they worked in a sweatshop back at home.

Tutors who in lectures come across all nice and friendly and approachable if you have a problem. Then when you do they are never in their office and don't reply to emails:wallbash: They should be made to eat their own essay questions.

Staff in shops or banks who never smile or/and chat to their mates will ignoring you!

Bob Geldolf & Midge Ure for their silly requests about getting people to make their way to Edinburgh! Why not just get the people to protest from their armchairs and give the money that they would spend in Edinburgh to a better cause?

Dish out proper and drastic contraception in Africa,(sterilise women and snip the men) there is an aids epidemic why bring children into the world who are obviously going to live a life of misery? And get rid of the Dictatorship Governments, get rid of them Africa would thrive!

get rid of them Africa would thrive!

I thought you said "get rid of Africa" then :bag:

people who hang about at the bottom of escalators should be dropped from a lift shaft

People who insist on telling you how much their Armani dress, Prada bag and Gucci shoes cost them should be made to shop from Oxfam for the rest of their miserable, shallow lives!

People who claim to be vegetarian "apart from eating fish".

people who hang about at the bottom of escalators should be dropped from a lift shaft

I don't understand Floops - who hangs about at the bottom of escalators??

I would put that in a similar category to people who stand near pedestrian crossings and when you stop, look at you like you're mental ... why STAND next to a bluddy pedestrian crossing! :ranting:

My interpretation of this, Flipster, is people who go up, or even down for that matter, an escalator and instead of moving away to allow people behind them to leave the escalator, they stay there having a chat about "oo, where shall we go now then" or "oo I think I left the iron on" or some such inanity, meaning that muggins here has nowhere to go and has to do a quick jump and a shimmy to try and manoeuvre around them so as not to send them all flying like a bunch of decrepit old skittles! .........and breathe.

Is that what you meant, Floople Doop?

I would put that in a similar category to people who stand near pedestrian crossings and when you stop, look at you like you're mental ... why STAND next to a bluddy pedestrian crossing! :ranting:

And those who press the button when the road is clear and they cross but the time you get there in your car, the lights are red and NO-ONE is crossing!!!

And also people who try to cross a busy road and dart out in front of you, causing you to slam on the brakes when only a few hundred yards up the road is a pedestrian crossing! Next time, I am just going to run them over! :devil:

My interpretation of this, Flipster, is people who go up, or even down for that matter, an escalator and instead of moving away to allow people behind them to leave the escalator, they stay there having a chat about "oo, where shall we go now then" or "oo I think I left the iron on" or some such inanity, meaning that muggins here has nowhere to go and has to do a quick jump and a shimmy to try and manoeuvre around them so as not to send them all flying like a bunch of decrepit old skittles! .........and breathe.

Is that what you meant, Floople Doop?

yes.









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Oh and not to forget, old people who suddenly and without warning come to a screeching halt in the middle of the supermarket aisle, and sway slightly from side to side as if in suspended animation, leaving absolutely NO room for you to get past and get your shopping done in your lunch break.

Jehovah Witness who knock the door four times just to make sure you are not answering (even when you know they can see you through the glass in the door :bag: )

KNOCK ONCE!! If I want to answer - I WILL

On a similar note:

People who leave a message on your ansafone, and then another exactly the same....if I haven't responded to the first message it's because I am not here - bog off and leave me alone! :ranting:

And also people who try to cross a busy road and dart out in front of you, causing you to slam on the brakes when only a few hundred yards up the road is a pedestrian crossing! Next time, I am just going to run them over! :devil:

ummm very christain of you!

ummm very christain of you!

Dol, reading through this thread there are quite a few unchristan thoughts and acts that have been posted and you choose mine! :ohmy:

ummm very christain of you!

Some people in here ought to chill! :bag: (and learn to spell Christian).

I apologise if someone had this already, but I think there should be a compulsive order dictating that old people who shop at peak times [i.e. any feckin time] have to queue up in supermarkets behind each other in a special queue jobby so they can take their own sweet effing time to smell each other's pee and drop their purses, and say things like - 'oh, did I have to weigh these?' and 'you know there was something else I needed, I'm sure there was' and 'do you mind if I go and get some catfood, I'll only be a moment' and off they go to the feckin' outside plant department......'oh, I'd love a geranium.....now where did I leave my purse.....................


And another checkout for for parents with screaming brats. With lots of chocolate evident. And loud toys. At the back of the supermarket. In a special zone where only they can hear each others sprog's ear piercing screeches.. and their own inscessant boll ox about how effing 'blessed' they are to have the effing things and 'oh, joy, little Chesney did a number two all on his own ee o.............'

and they should be charged double. and made to buy only brocolli, cabbage and brussle sprouts and explain that to ickle feckin Chesney when you get home.......

there ya go. I feel better now. Am liking this thread muchly.,,,,,,,,,

I apologise if someone had this already, but I think there should be a compulsive order dictating that old people who shop at peak times [i.e. any feckin time] have to queue up in supermarkets behind each other in a special queue jobby so they can take their own sweet effing time to smell each other's pee and drop their purses, and say things like - 'oh, did I have to weigh these?' and 'you know there was something else I needed, I'm sure there was' and 'do you mind if I go and get some catfood, I'll only be a moment' and off they go to the feckin' outside plant department......'oh, I'd love a geranium.....now where did I leave my purse.....................


And another checkout for for parents with screaming brats. With lots of chocolate evident. And loud toys. At the back of the supermarket. In a special zone where only they can hear each others sprog's ear piercing screeches.. and their own inscessant boll ox about how effing 'blessed' they are to have the effing things and 'oh, joy, little Chesney did a number two all on his own ee o.............'

and they should be charged double. and made to buy only brocolli, cabbage and brussle sprouts and explain that to ickle feckin Chesney when you get home.......

there ya go. I feel better now. Am liking this thread muchly.,,,,,,,,,

No I don't think anyone had mentioned these things tiggs :whistling

excelllent. with 3 l's


I also think that....[te gets hauled off the computer by urk who is worried she likes this thread ttttttooooooooooooo much.......and is shouting ' for gods sake don't get her started on the Sioux Indians'.......]

Oh, TE, methinks we are going to enjoy Dublin. :D

te struggles back to the keyboard kicking urk in the places where he stretches quite beautifully...........


'Pats, don't get me started on Dublin Northsiders, they walk like pigeons and eat their younggggggg....'an ............'[urk wins]

Northsiders? As in north of the river? Is the north the side where Grafton Street is, or where the Post Office is? Shows off, having been there 3 times. Sits smugly and awaits reply.

Oh and not to forget, old people who suddenly and without warning come to a screeching halt in the middle of the supermarket aisle, and sway slightly from side to side as if in suspended animation, leaving absolutely NO room for you to get past and get your shopping done in your lunch break.

:cry:

old people who shop at peak times [i.e. any feckin time] have to queue up in supermarkets behind each other in a special queue jobby so they can take their own sweet effing time to smell each other's pee and drop their purses, and say things like - 'oh, did I have to weigh these?' and 'you know there was something else I needed, I'm sure there was' and 'do you mind if I go and get some catfood, I'll only be a moment' and off they go to the feckin' outside plant department......'oh, I'd love a geranium.....now where did I leave my purse.....................

:cry: :cry:

Shall I leave now?

Women who go to a drive through or road toll, and then look surprised at the fact that they have to pay and take about half an hour to find their purse REALLY WIND ME UP!!!!!

And people who take their kids to restaurants after 9.00pm and let them run riot and disturb the other diners - they have ALL DAY to take their kids out - surely evenings could be kept aside for adults to dine in peace?!

People...usually repellant yoooofs..who cross the road in a dawdling manner and you are reduced to stopping the car as they stroll across. Then they look at you in a lazy scowling way only teenagers can do. You sit there looking at them thinking...don't you realize I could kill you with one step on the accelarator. One day I will I swear.

Relatives who keep harrassing you to spend time with them, when you don't want too!! :ranting:

Northsiders? As in north of the river? Is the north the side where Grafton Street is, or where the Post Office is? Shows off, having been there 3 times. Sits smugly and awaits reply.

The Northside is where the GPO is Patsy.

Grafton Street is SO on the Southside, Dahling..........:devil:

I'll have to go and get my booster shots before I can cross the Liffey to the Millennium Towers!!!! {yes, you lot are staying on the NNnnn, NNNnooorrth - nnnnOrthsi........blimey I can't even type it...........

People who drive hesitantly....usually women. I have noticed that most of my female colleagues are like this. They are easily distracted, they stop in the middle of the road because they've forgotten something, they stop and give way to vehicles coming the other way when there's enough room to get a bus through, take ages to get going....I really cannot stand it!

Ooo yes Ceri! :mad: And those who randomly pull over to answer their mobile phone...no warning just whoosh to the side of the road right in front of you so you have to swerve to avoid going into the back of em! :angry:

Oh and people who indicate to turn in the direction of the juncion you are waiting to pull out of and then they carry on past you and pull in up the road....do not indicate on the approach to a junction unless you are going to turn into it.... :angry: :angry:

And people who signal right at a roundabout when they are actually going straight on - READ THE HIGHWAY CODE YOU IDIOTS!!!!! :ranting:

BMW drivers.

BMW drivers.

Volvo drivers! :mad2:

Actually, I have to say I have never met a BMW driver who wasn't a prat.

Oh I forgot one - people who play golf. http://www.bornhigh.com/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

Actually, I have to say I have never met a BMW driver who wasn't a prat.

OMG - Where? Have you captured them and placed them in a zoo that encourages the survival of endangered species?

Oh I forgot one - people who play golf. http://www.bornhigh.com/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

and cricket!


Can we add to the giant VAT of acid perople who step into the road without looking (usually old men) with the look of someone who simply expects all traffic to stop for them! :angry:

I also automatically assume that anybody who watches motor sport is rather stupid.

I also automatically assume that anybody who watches motor sport is rather stupid.
Nah...your thinking of those who watch Bowls! :w00t:

I also assume low intelligence if I see a person wearing a track or shell suit in public.

I also assume low intelligence if I see a person wearing a track or shell suit in public.
I feel the same about the lads who wear their jeans hanging off their backsides and more bling than is healthy....

Do they not realise that the low hung bum look came from the American prisons where they are not allowed to wear belts (and often get raped) as a result of such easily pulled down atire...amongst other factors of course..... :unsure:

As I am going away tomorrow, I am really on a roll here....

Prominently displayed car stickers also smack of low intelligence and a lack of class to me. Particularly nauseating are those awful ones for children such as "Princess on Board" and the latest vile "Future Millionaire on Board". :sick:

I actually believe that people who need to declare the presence of a brat in this manner thoroughly deserve to die in extremely lengthy and painful circumstances.

Because obviously that sign is the only thing stopping any driver from ramming them up the ****.

I hate the one that says - IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU'RE TO CLOSE!....

I have to drive closer otherwise I wouldn't be able to read what the sign in the back of the car says...I have an inquisitive nature...you who have such signs do not help it! :angry:

Car stickers that proclaim the owner's hobby are also disgusting, you know the "I Love Horses" or "Surfers Do It Standing Up", that sort of thing. Do these pathetic individuals REALLY think the rest of the world gives a hoot about their ruddy hobby? I would like a James Bond style vehicle where I could just shoot them as they drove along from a hidden contraption in the front grille.

Oh and just before I go - TXT SPK!!!!!!!!!! :ranting:

:ranting: ooh ooh ****ing Travellers. I hate these lazy, sponging ******s with avengence.

A few weeks ago I posted about some travellers who had left a right mess in a field down the road from here - dumped chopped down trees, tins of over turned paint, sanitary rubbish and general waste - the hedgerow was ruined. It took the council over £3000 to clear it up. Well they came back last friday - the same lot. The were removed on wednesday hedgerow distroyed again and moved back today...at the other end of the field.

:ranting: WHY OH WHY OH WHY :ranting: are they allowed to get away with this....there are BMW,s, top of the range Land Rovers parked next to their spanking caravans. Why can't they be prosecuted can anyone tell me? :wallbash:

I feel I must say it is not all travellers, there have been lots that have used this field and have mostly left as they have found, this lot are disgusting though.

Blimey you can say ******s as well! :eek:

Blimey you can say ******s as well! :eek:

OH! Hadn't picked up on that, just presumed it would be deleted. Is it a special feature of this thread or can you say it willy nilly all over board I wonder?

Shall we try?

I have discovered now that ******** and ******s are apparently AOK but arseholes are not.

Oh, perhaps they are then. :wacko:

I think Haydon is realising the calibre of the people posting on here now :w00t:

People who use really big words in general coneversation just to try and look clever...they should have their tongues cut out and mounted on a spike! :ranting:

This is gonna make me sound like a hard hearted cow but........sod it!

I get irritated by people who like to bang on in detail about how awful their past was. Y'know, the "baggage brigade" who take every opportunity - however slender - to inform you that their parents were alcoholics who beat them / they were abused or neglected in childhood / their ex abused them / they were raped / they had no love at home blah blah etc. etc. Mostly this happens when the person is drunk - but there are some people who get off on the "former victim" persona generally.

Its not that I don't have sympathy for people who have suffered in these ways - but I think there is a time and a place for these things to be discussed. The therapist couch for example. Or the wide shoulders of a good friend. A social event is not appropriate. Neither is the office. Even a discussion/debate about a similar event is not good - its fine to draw on personal experience to offer an informed opinion, but frankly, I don't want to hear the details of the personal experience!

Frankly, most people have had sh!t in their lives. And no matter how bad the events of your past are, there is most likely someone near you who has suffered equally, or more, in a different way. Its life. Most people move on and get over it. IMO, the people who like to talk about it and discuss it publicly do so for only 1 of 2 reasons - they want to use their past to excuse their present behaviour, or they want a medal - a round of applause - for "surviving" the kind of situations that many other people survive in silence.

Bob Geldof.

Doesn't he just get on your tits?

Bob Geldof.

Doesn't he just get on your tits?

Nah - he's OK. A bit self righteous. A bit up himself. But well meaning, I think.

But Midge Ure is hacking me off right now. When did he suddently start getting in on the act!

People who use really big words in general coneversation just to try and look clever...they should have their tongues cut out and mounted on a spike! :ranting:

You're being rather contrafibulous Coastie.

But Midge Ure is hacking me off right now. When did he suddently start getting in on the act!

Sorry, Karen, I don't know if I'm missing something here. Did you not know that he along with Geldof was responsible for Band Aid, Live Aid, Band Aid 20 and has been doing loads of stuff in between? He just hasn't been in the spotlight as much as Geldof.

Sorry, Karen, I don't know if I'm missing something here. Did you not know that he along with Geldof was responsible for Band Aid, Live Aid, Band Aid 20 and has been doing loads of stuff in between?

Oh - didn't know that.

From Ceri's thread rules:

...no one is allowed to argue with you, or try and dissuade you from your beliefs.

After all, that is the point of being judgemental - it is for you to be as unreasonable and pig headed as you wish, safe in the knowledge that no one will try and reason with you, even if they secretly would like you to be bitten somewhere sensitive by a small mammal with sharp teeth.



Shut the fukc up Patsy

Shut the fukc up Patsy

I wasn't arguing, I am not trying to reason with or dissuade from. I was providing information in a non argumentative, non-reasoning, non-dissuasive manner and I believe the information was gratefully received. :)

Get on with your filing.

People who never accept that they might just be wrong, just even a tiny bit! No-one is perfect, we all make mistakes!

People who are mean, you know the ones who when you go out for a meal instead of just splitting the bill between everyone there, they ask for the menu and go through and add up each individual thing!

People who drive 4 x 4's in the City - and please don't try and tell me it is because you are tall and need the space! It is a fukcing status symbol! :ranting: And even worse are those idiots who purchase spray-on mud to put on their 4x4!

And even worse are those idiots who purchase spray-on mud to put on their 4x4!

I didnt know you could buy anything like that. Where do you buy it as i could do with some on my 4x4 :)

I didnt know you could buy anything like that. Where do you buy it as i could do with some on my 4x4 :)

Yeah, whatever next eh? There was an article about it in The Scotsman, I'll try and see if there is a link for it, Bonny! ;)

After today I would like to add - people who stop in the middle of a really crowded pavement in a busy tourist area to chat with a large group of mates they have just spotted, thus forcing you to abruptly leap off the kerb in to the path of oncoming traffic in order to avoid banging in to them!

Oh, and I totally agree about Bob Geldof, why oh why doesn't he bog off and live in ruddy Africa if he loves it so much and leave us all in peace?

Wine drinkers who add the cost of their wine to the food bill and expect everyone to split it equally even if some people haven't had any wine and have bought their drinks at the bar! :boxing:

Non-wine drinkers who whinge about the bill. :devil:

People who are control freaks and what everything their own way, no matter whose feet they step on.

Non-wine drinkers who whinge about the bill. :devil:

Actually, ANYONE who wrangles the bill. Makes me wish I hadn't gone out.

Blummin right. Anyone who goes out, knowing they're not going to drink and therefore wrangle over the bill should just eat a more expensive meal and then it would be quits. Silly buggers.

I hate it when people don't split equally - it ruins the whole meal. Don't bother if you are going to haggle!

My brother in law used to go out with a couple and the end of every meal they brought out the calculator!!! I had to ask why on earth did they go out with them a second time, and a third...........It would have happened once and I would have walked out and left them with the bill!

Oh, and the same person would go out at New Year with a bottle of peppermint as his drink was a rum & pep, but he never, ever supplied the rum!

Maybe that's why he lives in a huge house and drives around in an Audi!

Maybe that's why he lives in a huge house and drives around in an Audi!

Is it Groucho???? :ninja:

I only counted because you drank three times as much red wine as I thought humanly possible :ninja:

I only counted because you drank three times as much red wine as I thought humanly possible :ninja:

Hey - who're you kidding? You were past counting by then!

I think both of you can put red wine away like i have never seen the like of before. You should be in the circus :shocking:

You should be in the circus :shocking:

Eh? Who're you calling a freak? I'll 'ave you, I will!!!!!!

Eh? Who're you calling a freak? I'll 'ave you, I will!!!!!!

You'll have to catch me first :w00t:

I'll organise the mud pit and the bikinis! :w00t:

I'll organise the mud pit and the bikinis! :w00t:

Groucho - is your mind really on one track, or are you just very, very focussed? :laugh:

Groucho - is your mind really on one track, or are you just very, very focussed? :laugh:

I just think he is very very desperate for sex right now :bag:

I just feel that if you two have issues, I'd like to help you to resolve them in a fair fight
- topless mud wrestling

People who take over other people's threads with a load of :offtopic: discussion about sex! :mad2:

Little children who put the phone in the toaster (and toast it), water indoor plants with a hose pipe, post money through the floorboards, climb up on the work surface to your herb cabinet and tip them all down the sink, empty every bottle of shampoo, bubble bath, toothpaste, baby lotion, baby oil and shower gel in the bath (usually weekly) and pull up everyone of your sunflowers....all within one week.

:ranting:

People who take over other people's threads with a load of :offtopic: discussion about sex! :mad2:

It was kind of petering out Ceri! :wink_kiss

That's not the point. This not the place. Ceri's right for once and there are 8 more days to go.

pssssst........ if you need a third......

Telephone companies who constantly ring up asking to speak to the person who pays the bills to offer them a 'great deal on your phone' bills.

Shove off.......if you don't even know my name then just ****** off.......

I also hate anyone who calls asking to speak to the 'householder' again shove off..................... :ranting:

People who stand soooo close to me whilst im paying in the supermarket / shop that i can smell their breath, and can almost elbow them when im handing my money over.

GIVE ME SOME BLUMMIN PRIVICY.

People who take up 2 parking spaces when parking either in the car-park or on the street! IT IS SO SELFISH!!!

People who take over other people's threads with a load of :offtopic: discussion about sex! :mad2:

Oh button it!

We weren't talking about sex. Well, I wasn't anyway :laugh:

Oh button it!

We weren't talking about sex. Well, I wasn't anyway :laugh:

I was :laugh: :huh:

Since it is almost the end of Judgemental June, I thought I would sneak this one in - drivers who don't acknowledge you when you have stopped to let them out! It is so rude!

And people like Saskia who think sorry is such a bad word and think that they are right all the time.

Since it is almost the end of Judgemental June, I thought I would sneak this one in - drivers who don't acknowledge you when you have stopped to let them out! It is so rude!
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Oooo yes hate drivers who do that....how difficult is it to give an acknowledging nod or wave! :mad2:

Also I hate drivers who don't know the width of their cars and so hog the whole road for fear of clipping wing mirrors 20ft away from them on either side! :angry:

I am continuing my war against Biddy Mobiles....ban them all or make them travel only between the hours of midnight and 1am! :angry:

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On another note....I was getting a bit annoyed today whilst watching the news....people were complaining that after they had enjoyed a whole day of FREE entertainment and the biggest firework display in history for FREE, they couldn't get home because of all the traffic.....

Er hello...several 10's of thousands of people flocking to one area and then all wanting to leave at the same time is going to cause serious congestion dispite the best intentions of the organisers to minimise disruption...get a life you sad gits and be thankful that you didn't have to pay for the magnificent show that was Trafalga 200 and maybe next time think twice about taking a car in the first place or better yet don't bother coming at all if you're going to winge when it takes a few hours to get out of the city! :angry:

Just thought of one thing, just in time for the end of this thread. Something that REALLY irritates me.

People who put out traffic cones to guard a space for their car. So many times I've been tempted to remove them, even when I didn't need to park there. Just to see what happens. Too much of a coward, me. Bound to be spotted and followed and beaten up at least.

These precious worldowesmealiving tossers should have said cone rammed unceremoniously down their petty twa-tish little throats!

That reminds me of a story when my friend parked her car and she went to get it in the morning to discover that it was not there. She phoned the police, thinking it had been stolen. The police then turned up at her work, read her rights as they claimed that she had illegaly parked. She had parked in front of gates, but there was no sign and the pavement had not been flattened (I am sure there is a more technical term but I can't think of it). This couple had insisted that my friend's care be towed away but on further investigation it was found that they had not applied for permit to have a sort of right of way, and that what they had done was illegal!! They had to pay for my friend's car to be returned and also had to pay for any inconvenience caused!!! The thing was that when the police turned up they had suggested that they try to contact my friend before towing the car but this couple wanted it towed away! Don't you just love it when some people end up with egg on their faces?!! Plus they also then had to pay for a permit and it is now legally "their bit of road"!

People who use your roasting tray and don't clean it properly should go into the stocks.

Have just picked up my roasting dish in the kitchen to pack it and put it against a white t'shirt, am now sporting a big brown line of fat across it.

Oh and another one. Charity. I'm all for giving. And do. What I can't stand is people who shake their tins in your face. Makes me want to shake their heads the same way. I'm more likely to give if someone smiles nicely at me.

Also, people selling Big Issue who look at you judgementally just because you don't want to buy one. How do they know what I give to charities? Just because I don't want to buy their poxy magazine.

I agree Patsy, whenever we go uptown we have to pass this old lady who sells the Big Issue and I find her very intimidating. She lunges at us and waves the Big Issue in our faces and then follows you up the hill, pestering us to buy, asking Mr B to buy for the lovely lady and comments similar to that. I once got spat at because I never put money into some young guy's lap. Like you, Patsy I am all for giving but I will not be intimidated into doing it!

I once got spat at because I never put money into some young guy's lap.!

Im absolutely gobsmacked by that :huh: I hope you spat back - i would of done :angry: I would of reported him too.

He wasn't a real begger Bonny, he was one of these guys who begged simply for the heck of it! I remember being behind him a queue one day for my lunch and he was telling the ladies there that he was off on his holidays and going to Spain! It is sad, but that is one other reason that I do not give to people who beg on the street, I don't know how genuine they are!

There are a few timely old tramps in Edinburgh who were the Real McCoy and did live on the streets. One of them was a wonderful old man who had been on the streets for as long as I can remember. Sadly he was badly beaten up by some thugs and then sadly lost his life as he set alight on another occassion. It was disgusting and very sad as he was a popular character along Princes Street and he never, ever begged. After his death it was discovered that he came from a well-off family and really had no need to be on the street but he got fed-up of the rat-race and just took time out and never went back to it. He died a very wealthy man, such a shame.

Sorry, I know this isn't being very judgemental!

After reading that the amount of money creamed off by corrupt Government officials in Nigeria is over £200 billion (oddly enough around the same as the debt owed to the West) I think it would be better to let the people there starve so we could start again. It's called natural selection and frankly I think it would be better than saving them just so they can all self destruct and come back begging for more handouts.

THERE SHE BLOWS!!

Five hours and six minutes left Ceri. More! More!

I also think that everyone going to the Live 8 gig on the weekend should be asked to take a lie detector test. They should be asked whether they are going because they really support Drop the Debt. I suspect 99.9% will have no idea what you are talking about. All these people should be shot, along with Bob Geldof, who is only doing it to get his ugly mug in the papers again. At least, praise the Lord, he isn't singing at the ruddy thing, thank you for small mercies.

Oh and ANOTHER thing.

Lay off my mate isleofweather. I adore his outspoken opinions, and I love the fact that he is so scathing and judgemental. He is my kind of person. He speaks without having real logic to back him up, safe in the knowledge that he IS right because he is him.

Me and him would get on like a house on fire.

In fact I quite fancy him.

Right, next.

Immigration.

If you come to this country to escape torture at home, you should feel priviledged and grateful. You should embrace our way of life, and live as we do.

However, if you insist on rampaging through the streets attacking other immigrants with knives and guns, robbing and mugging the locals, and indulging in anti-social behaviour, you should be rounded up and shot.

Getting old.

Why are we so obsessed with prolonging life? What use are old people? They stumble around the supermarket getting in the way, and drive fast sporty cars very slowly. However they cannot work any more and contribute nothing.

I think we should all eat and drink and smoke as much as possible, in order to ensure an early and timely death, before we become a drain on the nation's resources.

The French.

Oh and ANOTHER thing.

Lay off my mate isleofweather. I adore his outspoken opinions, and I love the fact that he is so scathing and judgemental. He is my kind of person. He speaks without having real logic to back him up, safe in the knowledge that he IS right because he is him.

Me and him would get on like a house on fire.

In fact I quite fancy him.

:offtopic: Defensive and non-judgemental. Move to strike.

I personally am not "laying in", I'm playing thread tennis.

Women who think that a ponytail constitutes a hairstyle.

People who drive BMW's, Subaru's or Volvos.

Freemasons.

She's back, folks. Isn't she marvellous?

However.........


People who still don't use apostrophes appropriately, even after everything that was said in the spelling and grammar thread, should have Eats Shoots and Leaves (which, incidentally, is a book I have read) forced into their mouths sideways and have their fingers ripped out one by one whilst being forced to watch every episode of The Waltons.

People who drive BMW's, Subaru's or Volvos.

Or anything with bull bars, just for the school run.

Eats Shoots and Leaves

Shouldn't that be Eats, Shoots and Leaves?

Shouldn't that be Eats, Shoots and Leaves?

You know you're right ... and I'm not sure about the capital letters either ... I mean they're not proper nouns are they?

Pedants who keep going on endlessly about bluddy apostrophes.

Don't be corrective, be judgemental! There are only 4 and half hours left.



Runs upstairs to check book title.........

Pedants who keep going on endlessly about bluddy apostrophes.
Like that. See?

Checked book. Max is right with the comma. I was right with the capital letters. The end.

Left wing people who bang on about us all having equal rights when they live in a posh area with no immigrants and a minority or non existent population on benefits or living in caravans.

Try living or working in a place where you are completely outnumbered by scumbags and have experienced the trouble they cause and THEN come and tell me about your ruddy politically correct ideals.

People who object to sex on television, but are quite happy to watch films where the characters are murdering each other.

Have you been saving these up for a final flurry, Ceri?

Parents who move house to live near a "better" school for when their child leaves year six and therefore don't bother speaking to you any more, should be forced to sit in the middle of the current school playground naked, tied to a chair during the whole of lunchtime play.

George Bush could do with having his tonsils removed anally, without anaesthesia.

i don't get these "judgemental" posts... I mean they are just a series of statements about what annoys you people ... i don't see it as being "judgementa" in the proper sense of the wordl at all?


I must go out of this thread now! cos it never was the official one anyway!!!

i don't see it as being "judgementa" in the proper sense of the wordl at all?





...typed with judgemental fingers, eh dol? :laugh::laugh:

People who have a poodle or small yappy thing and think it constitutes a "dog".

People who consider that being a parent is some kind of achievement. By all means do it, but bear in mind it is purely a bodily function, no more impressive than farting.

People who owe you (your company) money...who never ever seem to get their post. Suprisingly.

Wa nkers.

I am completely unable to see what love has to do with sex. Sex is a physical function which involves stickiness. It is a physical function like eating, sleeping, pooing and weeing. None of these other functions are commonly related to the emotion of love.

I love my cat but I do not wish to have sex with him.

So far as I am concerned the two things are completely unrelated.

People who say that people who are from a vastly different culture, have a disability etc are "just like the rest of us".

No they are not, and there is no earthly reason why they should be.

We are all different, and I cannot understand this desperate need for globalisation and sameness. What is wrong with being different?

People who are happy to live their life in a particular way because they believe there is an afterlife, ghosts, reincarnation, "fate" etc etc....may I suggest you are probably safer believing in nothing at all and living your life to the max just in case it IS the only shot you're gonna get?

Topless women in public. Breasts are for sexual gratification I think you will find. Please do not come out with this hogwash that they are anything else. Ask any man what he thinks when he sees titties and I can guarantee it won't be about milk/babies. As they are sexual things and I am not gay I do not wish to see them, thank you very much.

Have you had a good day, Ceri?

I have been too busy to post lately, so I am making up time on the last day.

I'm breathless, but don't let that stop you. I'll try and keep up.

People who think calling other people selfish is an insult. There is nothing wrong with being selfish. On the contrary it is a laudable pastime. We are born on our own; we die on our own. No one can help you but yourself. If you look out for yourself and accept responsibility for yourself, you are doing the world a favour, instead of expecting other people to do everything for you.

Selfish is good.

People who think that "watching television" is a credible hobby.

Blimey Ceri...spurt it baby!

Strangely I agree with you on a lot of things here...but from a different angle.

I agree with you love/sex scenario...I do believe there is a difference to having sex with some one and loving them. But I choose not to embelish here.

Perhaps we can have "Judgemental July - Your Chance to Answer Back"

Adult men in football shirts.

If you are answering back, can you still remain unchallenged? Otherwise, it will just become a debating thread.

People who think calling other people selfish is an insult. There is nothing wrong with being selfish. On the contrary it is a laudable pastime. We are born on our own; we die on our own. No one can help you but yourself. If you look out for yourself and accept responsibility for yourself, you are doing the world a favour, instead of expecting other people to do everything for you.

Selfish is good.

Again Ms Gusto...I agree with you here....I am selfish, and I think to get your own way you have to be....but just do it in a fashion where it dosn't appear so obvious.

People who say they are allergic to things. Now I know some of them are probably telling the truth....but generally I think they are hypochondriac attention seeking whingers. Unless you suffer from anaphylatic shock and are keeling over dying, you are not really "allergic". A minor sniffle does not, in my opinion, suffice.

Adult men in football shirts.

Adult men in football shirts are always welcome, what ever the month.

On a similar note, people who say they are ill with some undiagnosed disease, moan merry hell about it, but don't actually bother to go to the doctor. Instead they just whinge all day and keep saying, "I wonder what is the matter with me?" as if anyone else actually cares.

Women who don't tidy their pubic area. It looks disgusting and it very likely smells. Sort it out.

ill people in general, unless its me then maxium sympathy required

The homeless.

Why are they homeless?

We live in a civilised country, there is no excuse.

No I won't give you any money you scruffy git.

Overweight people who feel sorry for themselves.

Unless you have a genuine medical disorder (unlikely) you are fat because you eat/drink too much and are inherently lazy.

Either stop eating crap and start exercising or shut up whingeing about the fact that you can't get your jeans on.

Having sex with a man with a small penis.

I know it isn't their fault, but I am sorry, size DOES matter, it really really does. If you know it is like a baby carrot and two petit pois, please don't insult me by getting it out.