Pandora
31-05-2005, 10:52 PM
Quite an action packed half an hour !
First of all, Lee and Jayne returned to the island. The group were told they were getting two new additions.... they waited excitedly and were screaming with joy when Lee and Jayne reappeared.
Hugs and kisses all round, everyone happy, Jayne and Lee explained where they'd been and they settled back in. Jayne commented in the video room to camera that she noticed some tensions within the group, and lots of bickering. She said she'd had a terrific chilling out time and was feeling distinctly less "hippyish and chilled" since returning to the others.
The celebs had the chance to win a day off the island, and were asked by Du'aine holding the laminate to form a line - with the most popular at its head and least popular at the end. Then they had to explain why they'd placed themselves where....
Michael placed himself last and was honest and said, "because in the first week I behaved like a prat". Paul placed himself fourth (I think), and said it was because he "could be a laugh, but knew he could also be a pain in the **** too..." then it came to Abi's turn; she had placed herself third, next to Paul and said "its because Ive got a good sense of humour and great t!ts of course...." to which Paul sneered, "Fake tits", then Abi called Paul a c**t and they started bickering in the line up while Jayne tried to tell Du'aine why she was first in the line up....
Finally it was announced that the person who had put him/herself last in the line, would go on the trip off the island and could choose a companion.
Michael chose Abi and it was revealed that it was a day out in Fiji at a Surfers complex.
Abi immediately went into a complete tizz, running here and there, glamming herself up, shrieking, "oh my god, surfers! oh my god men!" ; she put on a white mini skirt and top and practically ran to the boat, leaving Michael in her wake.
From that moment on, Abi went into complete flirt/slapper meltdown. Waggling her **** and knockers at any surfer looking in her direction, while Michael looked on like a spare part. He wasnt miserable though, he did have a laugh but it was amazing to see the Titmuss in action....
When they returned from the trip, everyone wanted to know what had gone on. Michael just stood there looking dejected while Abi wittered and twittered, totally high as a kite on the attention she got... Paul asked a question, "did they film you?" she carried on wittering that she had the main surfer dude's number; Paul asked the question again.... she continued emitting mini screeches and wittering, so he asked again... Finally she turned round, looked over her shoulder, said, "sorry? who are you?" laughed and flounced into the bedroom.
Now, the Titmus's great sense of humour isnt quite as fab as she likes to make out and coupled with the "full of herself" attitude she came back with, followed by the throwaway remark to Paul - well, it started a really nasty tirade from him.
Paul is always the first to take the p!ss out of anyone, but finds it hard to laugh at himself. Everyone else laughed at the throwaway remark but he immediately started getting very very aggressive, shouting, "Fake tits, you're nothing but fake! who the hell do you think you are???? you are SO up your own tits(!) ...." Cue everyone trying to calm the situation, then Paul started again... yelling and getting aggressive again.
This went on for some time (as well as to camera in private, where he laughingly said, "at least Ive GOT a career!" yeh Paul, rite...), finally Abi came out and was shocked that he really meant what he was saying and confronted him. He told her to ****** off and she was up her own **** and to get away from him.
Abi went to Jayne, Du'aine, and a few others and began to try and cry (anyone notice she checked momentarily to see if the camera was on her??), and get all "upset because I have had a lovely time today and he has spoilt it..." etc etc....
Finally Du'aine said, "He (Paul) is REALLY getting on my nerves now".
Patrick Kielty feigned shock and said, "oh my god, what was that? Du'aine with an opinion??????" Lol.
Most surprisingly of all - Isabella confessed to Jayne that she really likes Paul (WHYYYYYYYYYYYY????????????????? for gods sake), and that they were getting close again. In fact, just after Pauls aggressive outburst, Isabella was cuddling him on the sunbed.
I really cant see anything at all to like about Paul OR Abi to be honest. Paul's constant underlying aggression is very unpleasant and always simmering under the cheeky chappie surface. Isabella really can do better.
Abi's personality is just crap. Sorry, I cant think of a better description lol.... its late - let me off :wink2:
First of all, Lee and Jayne returned to the island. The group were told they were getting two new additions.... they waited excitedly and were screaming with joy when Lee and Jayne reappeared.
Hugs and kisses all round, everyone happy, Jayne and Lee explained where they'd been and they settled back in. Jayne commented in the video room to camera that she noticed some tensions within the group, and lots of bickering. She said she'd had a terrific chilling out time and was feeling distinctly less "hippyish and chilled" since returning to the others.
The celebs had the chance to win a day off the island, and were asked by Du'aine holding the laminate to form a line - with the most popular at its head and least popular at the end. Then they had to explain why they'd placed themselves where....
Michael placed himself last and was honest and said, "because in the first week I behaved like a prat". Paul placed himself fourth (I think), and said it was because he "could be a laugh, but knew he could also be a pain in the **** too..." then it came to Abi's turn; she had placed herself third, next to Paul and said "its because Ive got a good sense of humour and great t!ts of course...." to which Paul sneered, "Fake tits", then Abi called Paul a c**t and they started bickering in the line up while Jayne tried to tell Du'aine why she was first in the line up....
Finally it was announced that the person who had put him/herself last in the line, would go on the trip off the island and could choose a companion.
Michael chose Abi and it was revealed that it was a day out in Fiji at a Surfers complex.
Abi immediately went into a complete tizz, running here and there, glamming herself up, shrieking, "oh my god, surfers! oh my god men!" ; she put on a white mini skirt and top and practically ran to the boat, leaving Michael in her wake.
From that moment on, Abi went into complete flirt/slapper meltdown. Waggling her **** and knockers at any surfer looking in her direction, while Michael looked on like a spare part. He wasnt miserable though, he did have a laugh but it was amazing to see the Titmuss in action....
When they returned from the trip, everyone wanted to know what had gone on. Michael just stood there looking dejected while Abi wittered and twittered, totally high as a kite on the attention she got... Paul asked a question, "did they film you?" she carried on wittering that she had the main surfer dude's number; Paul asked the question again.... she continued emitting mini screeches and wittering, so he asked again... Finally she turned round, looked over her shoulder, said, "sorry? who are you?" laughed and flounced into the bedroom.
Now, the Titmus's great sense of humour isnt quite as fab as she likes to make out and coupled with the "full of herself" attitude she came back with, followed by the throwaway remark to Paul - well, it started a really nasty tirade from him.
Paul is always the first to take the p!ss out of anyone, but finds it hard to laugh at himself. Everyone else laughed at the throwaway remark but he immediately started getting very very aggressive, shouting, "Fake tits, you're nothing but fake! who the hell do you think you are???? you are SO up your own tits(!) ...." Cue everyone trying to calm the situation, then Paul started again... yelling and getting aggressive again.
This went on for some time (as well as to camera in private, where he laughingly said, "at least Ive GOT a career!" yeh Paul, rite...), finally Abi came out and was shocked that he really meant what he was saying and confronted him. He told her to ****** off and she was up her own **** and to get away from him.
Abi went to Jayne, Du'aine, and a few others and began to try and cry (anyone notice she checked momentarily to see if the camera was on her??), and get all "upset because I have had a lovely time today and he has spoilt it..." etc etc....
Finally Du'aine said, "He (Paul) is REALLY getting on my nerves now".
Patrick Kielty feigned shock and said, "oh my god, what was that? Du'aine with an opinion??????" Lol.
Most surprisingly of all - Isabella confessed to Jayne that she really likes Paul (WHYYYYYYYYYYYY????????????????? for gods sake), and that they were getting close again. In fact, just after Pauls aggressive outburst, Isabella was cuddling him on the sunbed.
I really cant see anything at all to like about Paul OR Abi to be honest. Paul's constant underlying aggression is very unpleasant and always simmering under the cheeky chappie surface. Isabella really can do better.
Abi's personality is just crap. Sorry, I cant think of a better description lol.... its late - let me off :wink2: