View Full Version : Sam - serious competition?
Gelastic 31-05-2005, 11:39 PM She is another one I'm just not sure about. Aside from her saying she's sex mad, and she'll get nominated because she's "serious competition", is anything know about her. Oh even if you stiched all her clothes together you wouldn't have enough material to cover a sofa!
She just seems quite dull to me, although she seems to find plenty to laugh about.
Please someone explain why she's not the equivalent of watching paint dry :D
Dolores 01-06-2005, 07:06 AM I'm not sure about Sam at all. She seems quite odious to me. All that crap in the diary room about NEEDING sex ... just staggering beyond belief that anyone could be that outrageously sluttish. (and this coming from me, an ex-slut!!) I reckon her and Anthony would deffo do "it" if they both stayed in long enough. She is a tart playing Anthony off against Maxwell.
Mind she has achieved something I thought was impossible two days ago ...she's made me feel sorry for Maxwell, she seems to be toying with his boyish emotions. he was so chuffed in the diary room when he said that Sam had said she reckoned he'd be good in bed ...(based on what exactly?!). And while he was saying it there she was doing a tongue sandwich with Anthony in front of room full of people. (maybe she's gonna do a threesome? :sick: ... and I would bet it's not the first time!!).
She is the tart in the house and Lesley will be upping her game a bit now cos i think she wanted to be the tart in the house!
isleofweather 01-06-2005, 09:11 AM Oh that Sam is vile. Her rapping was scary and her lack of any dance moves tells me (at any rate) that she aint the sex kitten she thinks she is - I think she is quite straight. She really should stop with the bikinis as she is a bit podgy and not all she thinks she is.
I wonder how many books she has enjoyed in the last 12 months say - "I woz too busy wiv texting and stuff" - I am sure she would reply :wallbash:
Why isn't she wearing any clothes?
Ceridwen 01-06-2005, 09:58 AM Can't stand the woman - get her out!
Cookie 01-06-2005, 10:33 AM Yep i agree, all the women in the BB house are extremely 'sluttish' as delores said, is just boring now - PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!! :mad2: . Mary is the only one that I like at the moment, probably coz shes not going around with her a*** hanging out. Her 'gothic' party was odd though. Hehe, bet its annoying all the 'goths' out there in the GB public. Seemed more like a kids halloween party, think she's cool though. Was watching BB lastnight, or was it the night before cant remember and she said, 'just go off to your lil hair straightening island' :laugh: about all the 'fake' gals in the house, thought that was quite an amusing quote.
Anyway back to Sam...'i think you'd be good in bed' - what the hell was that all about argh they're horrible, Sam, Lesley and that other one cant remember her name now but ergh! :ranting: - Vanessa seems slightly more normal but havent really seen much of her so cant really say anything :unsure:
maxine 01-06-2005, 11:40 AM As soon as Sam is up for eviction I reckon she'll go. Although I suppose the prospect of her and Anthony shagging could go in her favour.
Andrea 01-06-2005, 11:57 AM I agree with all that has been said.
All she has done is sit around in the tiniest of bikini's (no I'm not jealous becuase even if I had a figure like that I wouldn't walk around in those things) and snog Anthony when Maxwell was in the diary room.
Actually talking of them all walking around in bikini's, is the house really at Elstree and not some exotic island somewhere? Because as soon as the HM are in, every year they all strip off down to their bikini's.
And what weather am I having at the same time? Certainly not bikini weather.
Cookie 01-06-2005, 12:03 PM Its cold and raining...why is Sam wearing a bikini??????!!! :huh: - haha wrote this before i saw the previous post!! - glad other people are wondering the same :)
Cookie 01-06-2005, 12:07 PM Oh...and another thing - u knwo sams audition tape....she was all like - 'im a student and i do this and that...' sounding all normal then suddenly she started going on about what a sex maniac she was...thought it was very mismatched from the stuff she said at the beginning....:unsure:
sayangmouse 01-06-2005, 12:39 PM Can't stand the way Leslie sits in the pool and has to arche her back so that her norks are semi on-the-surface and at maximum discussion level (which, of course, ensures the camera spends lots of time zoomed in there too). Looks like two Manatees having a swim together.
Its cold and raining...why is Sam wearing a bikini??????!!! :huh: - haha wrote this before i saw the previous post!! - glad other people are wondering the same :)
I was just about to post this too.
Silly girl.
Sam, not me.
I think the other housemates are being a bit too nasty about her. So she is playing Max off of Anthony. So what? The slobbering lap-dogs deserve it.
But she really does need to throw on a top and a pair of jeans de temps en temps.
Pandora 01-06-2005, 05:35 PM Why isn't she wearing any clothes?
LOL!!
Lesley was talking in the loft room to Makosi and saying, "Ahhhl she eva duz is lie abowt in 'er bikeeeni ahhhlll deeey an chat ter the ladzzz".
The camera immediately went to the bedroom where a fully clothed (they had about three layers on), Max and Anthony were chatting to Sam who was lying on the bed in her bikini.... :laugh: :laugh:
She IS a slut, and extremely boring to boot - and if she fancies Anthony she must be blind to boot, as he looks like he dyes his hair, someones drawn on his eyebrows and he is about 4ft 3.
Hey - some of us have no problem with her lack of clothes:bag::naughty::whistling
Hey - some of us have no problem with her lack of clothes:bag::naughty::whistling
But what if she dresses like this in real life? She had bikini bottoms on (with tights underneath mind) at one of the auditions. Imagine taking her home to meet your parents on a chilly Sunday afternoon in November.
Her rap was crap too.
I wasn't planning to take her home to meet my parents (My wife might object!!)
I wasn't planning to take her home to meet my parents (My wife might object!!)
You could take her home to meet your wife then.
Rob "Mrs Rob!...come and meet Sam, isn't she lovely...look she's wearing no clothes and its mid winter, isn't she a hoot, mind if she stays for tea?"
Mrs Rob "ooh hello Sam, arn't you a bit chilly would you like a cardigan or something"
Sam "No thanks Mrs Rob, I like walking around naked and showing of my body, especially when there are men around; it helps boost my total lack of inner confidence, that and my deep routed insecurity about my sexuality"
Mrs Rob "Righto then, you sit over there by the radiator then...Risotto for tea that alright dear"
sayangmouse 01-06-2005, 07:54 PM Hey - some of us have no problem with her lack of clothes:bag::naughty::whistling
May you wake up with your noggin nestled in Lesley's norks one day Rob! Shame on you (lol).
Then you would have to do a coyote and gnaw your arm off.
Actually, it would be a "double coyote" wouldn't it! Thats where you gnaw your other arm off too in case she goes looking for a one-armed man.......
sayangmouse 01-06-2005, 07:55 PM I wasn't planning to take her home to meet my parents (My wife might object!!)
Not sure the parents would mind....but my dog would kick up a stink! (wouldn't like the competition)
May you wake up with your noggin nestled in Lesley's norks one day Rob!
:sick::sick::sick::sick::sick:
Patsy 01-06-2005, 09:12 PM She's dozy boring eye candy who won't last very long.
Dolores 01-06-2005, 09:25 PM She's dozy boring eye candy who won't last very long.
Let's hope not! talk about "I love me" wearing that bikini with a 6 and a 9 on each cup! how desparate is she to be liked! Can't wait till her ex-boyfriends start selling their cheesey stories to the Sunday tabloids!
Why does she have to display all she's got all the time? It's not nice and it must be freezing! Do blokes find that attractive? Don't you want something for later so to speak!
Did I hear right that she has should be getting the results of her degree whilst in the house? We will get naked cartwheels round the garden like the dreadful Shell did last year?
floopy 01-06-2005, 09:27 PM I think she thinks she's a lot cleverer than she actually is.
I think :pimp:
I think she'll be around till the final four though.
Groucho 01-06-2005, 09:28 PM I'm shallow - I like her. :)
I'm with him ^^ on this one!!
Groucho 01-06-2005, 09:37 PM She does have the most amazingly wide mouth though.... :unsure:
She does have the most amazingly wide mouth though.... :unsure:
All the better to .........................
Andrea 01-06-2005, 09:43 PM Do you know, my hubby has been saying exactly the same thing about Sam as you two have......................strange :wacko:
Can't believe she was still wearing that bikini even though it was chucking it down outside.
Did she wear her bikini into the diary room for her nominations? I can't remember...
maxine 02-06-2005, 08:23 AM I'm shocked and saddened that some of our male posters find this woman attractive. She's got large hips, small tits, stupid hair, a stupider laugh and nil personality. Baffled I am.
I'm shocked and saddened that some of our male posters find this woman attractive. She's got large hips, small tits, stupid hair, a stupider laugh and nil personality. Baffled I am.
Men can never see the bitch can they Max, not like us women with innate insight.
maxine 02-06-2005, 08:37 AM Men can never see the bitch can they Max, not like us women with innate insight.
That's so true, Cat.
isleofweather 02-06-2005, 08:53 AM "Originally Posted by maxine
I'm shocked and saddened that some of our male posters find this woman attractive. She's got large hips, small tits, stupid hair, a stupider laugh and nil personality. Baffled I am. "
We can't at the start as we are initially attracted but we can after a few times in their company.
Have you noticed that she has a mouth like the Joker in Batman? :shocking:
secrets 03-06-2005, 08:31 PM Lol what a great diary room appearance for the vaccuous Sam.:laugh:
How contrived was that?
Tell me she was not for real in the diary room? am I getting old? do people really talk bout sexual tension? Can she relly think she is that great??
Oh my to be 22 again.......
Ceridwen 03-06-2005, 08:36 PM God she is awful - get rid of her PLEASE!
And did you realise the woman has had a boob job? :shock: What size implants did they use - I didn't realise you could have an implant that SHRUNK them!
Buzz..get your norks out and squeaze her to death..god she is horrid.
maxine 03-06-2005, 09:02 PM Actually I've decided to concede that Sam is quite an attractive girl. She has a decent set of boobs, in proportion hips and nice hair. However, I still maintain that her personality sucks. She is completely false and it's quite fascinating to watch her expression change from feigning interest to not bothering at all.
And did you see her face when Craig was doing Britney (so to speak)? She was the only one not smiling and just looked a complete b!tch. Don't like her. No.
Groucho 03-06-2005, 09:36 PM It's entirely possible that I might have gone off her after her diary room performance.
I felt a strong desire to throttle her every time she giggled! :boxing:
I'll put it down to her being embarrassed by by the fact that she'd announced on national television that she was feeling horny and didn't really mind which of two blokes she shagged. :ohmy:
Pandora 03-06-2005, 11:22 PM At the end of every sentence she does this irritating high pitched giggle. I could slap her stupid.
As Groucho says, in the diary room she said she didnt really mind which one of the lads she slept with....... well sorry chuck but I think even the Two Stooges, Maxwell and Anthony have sussed that you are easy, desperate and they dont know where youve been.......
Her face was like a slapped ar5e when Craig was messing about doing his Britney impression.....
Vile creature. I hope she is gone soon.
Gelastic 04-06-2005, 08:06 AM How terrible did she sound? I mean I think you should be allowed to sleep with who you like without being labelled, but honestly, she ust makes it all sound so icky. I don't mind which of them... whatever... I'm sure that will make them feel really special.
tigger 04-06-2005, 09:15 AM Her face was like a slapped ar5e when Craig was messing about doing his Britney impression.....
Vile creature. I hope she is gone soon.
Not only that time Pandora, but when she is not the centre of attention her eyes and her expression give her away everytime. IMO I think she is a nasty person with hangups over many things, including other's successes. She'll be out the first time she is up. As Cat says, us females are intuitive and can see what she really is.
Lol @May you wake up with your noggin nestled in Lesley's norks one day Rob!
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Have you noticed that she has a mouth like the Joker in Batman?
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Buzz..get your norks out and squeaze her to death..god she is horrid.
I just cannot stand the woman. There is nothing, not one single attractive thing about Sam. Her eyes give her whole game away, she is deceitful, sly, manipulative, ignorant, whoreish, nasty, vacant, evil, selfish - I am so enjoying myself here I could go on and on!!!!
Groucho 07-06-2005, 10:24 AM "I NEED MY MAKE-UP BAG BACK!
It's got my lip gloss and everything in it!" :laugh:
Dolores 07-06-2005, 11:58 AM "I NEED MY MAKE-UP BAG BACK!
It's got my lip gloss and everything in it!" :laugh:
Groucho stay on topic ... this is about Sam not you! :bag:
Ceridwen 07-06-2005, 07:50 PM It is a vile, vile creature. I thought the make up bag thing was hilarious....Lesley had obviously calculated it to make Sam look as shallow and dumb as she really is and I think it worked to perfection!
Dolores 07-06-2005, 08:00 PM It is a vile, vile creature. I thought the make up bag thing was hilarious....Lesley had obviously calculated it to make Sam look as shallow and dumb as she really is and I think it worked to perfection!
hmmmm if the shoe was on the other foot I'm sure that Lesley would be just as paranoid and shallow about it all.
I think BB should take all the make up off the girls and make all the blokes talk in normal unaffected voices .... and shove Kemal's stilletoes right up his jacksie!
Ceridwen 07-06-2005, 08:04 PM If someone nicked my make up bag I think I would just ask one of the others if I could borrow a bit of mascara etc - it's hardly the end of the world is it??! :laugh:
Don't get me wrong - I have really gone off Sam since the first week - but the real issue hear is not the make up bag (which apparently had medication in it btw) but a two hour bullying session by the odious Lesley.
........... and the editing of it by BB to make it appear more light hearted than it actually was.
Bonsai 08-06-2005, 08:43 AM I dont think either Sam or Lesley came across well the other night re the make up bag incident. Lesley enjoyed making Sam cry WAY too much, and Sam was a wet lettuce crying and making a scene .... which makes you want to torment her even more.
She should of been more dignified, laughed at the practical joke - asked to borrow someone elses lip gloss and walked away. Im sure then the make up bag would of reappeared within the hour as the 'joke' would of been over.
I thought the way both girls handled the situation was wrong. But from the sounds of it, Sam plays practical jokes - so why shouldnt one be played on her ?
isleofweather 09-06-2005, 09:04 AM Finally I have nailed who Sam is like.
Do you recall in the Alan Partridge series at the Travel Tavern the guy who he used to share a lift with and eventually got thrown out of his leaving party for being "racialist"?
He used to do this laugh thing at the end of his sentences and sometimes randomly - just like Sam does
maybe that is her Dad? :ohmy:
maxine 09-06-2005, 01:05 PM Well, I'm feeling sorry for Sam. I don't think she deserves some of the treatment she's receiving. I do think when she comes out though, she should be told how irritating her nervous laugh is and try and stop it.
Finally I have nailed who Sam is like.
Do you recall in the Alan Partridge series at the Travel Tavern the guy who he used to share a lift with and eventually got thrown out of his leaving party for being "racialist"?
He used to do this laugh thing at the end of his sentences and sometimes randomly - just like Sam does
maybe that is her Dad? :ohmy:
He was a cookery book sales man...bloomin hilarious that episode, Alan put sweets in the sanitary bags and every one kept peeking in his drawer. The episode ended with the Lyn putting Black Beauty on the stereo. I love Alan Partridge.
Patsy 09-06-2005, 03:35 PM He was a cookery book sales man...bloomin hilarious that episode, Alan put sweets in the sanitary bags and every one kept peeking in his drawer. The episode ended with the Lyn putting Black Beauty on the stereo. I love Alan Partridge.
Was that the one where he lept from one side of the room to the other to prevent Lyn from looking in the drawer?
Was that the one where he lept from one side of the room to the other to prevent Lyn from looking in the drawer?
It also had the brilliant sketch where the Geordie porter/handyman is telling him a story about ladyboys when he was in Bangkok. "ee put is 'and reet oop er skirt and .." at this moment Lyn walks in...."...flipped the tank reet oover". Alan looks at him nonplussed and says " Strangest story I ever heard".
Patsy 09-06-2005, 06:19 PM I think we should have a fest in a week or so. What say you?
maxine 12-06-2005, 08:54 AM I've decided that Sam's problems are her complete lack of tact and her inability to read situations and people.
Last night her honesty with her 'I don't think I'll be going' was proof of this. But, in her defence, this was a far more truthful statement than the likes of 'it'll be me' or 'I'm glad I'm going' (yawn). None of these people really believe this or they wouldn't be in there in the first place.
I've decided that Sam's problems are her complete lack of tact and her inability to read situations and people.
Last night her honesty with her 'I don't think I'll be going' was proof of this. But, in her defence, this was a far more truthful statement than the likes of 'it'll be me' or 'I'm glad I'm going' (yawn). None of these people really believe this or they wouldn't be in there in the first place.
It was a refreshing change to hear Sam say that, even if it was down to her delusion.
If Lesley hadn't been such a bitch, it would have been Sam that went, and how was she to know that BB were even showing Lesley's bully tactics?
But as you say Max, "I wanted to go, I'm ready to go, I new it would be me" all BORING yawn.
I think Sam must now know that she isn't that popular with the public.
Three things she can do. 1 Put some clothes on, 2 stop laughing at inapropriate times, 3 stop calling the rest of the HM's Fcking idiots in the diary room and stop telling everyone to shut up.
Thats all I've seen of Sam the last two weeks, that's mainly what she does.
Changing any of the above will win her some favour.
The only thng that saved her from being evicted was being bullied. Sad but true
maxine 14-06-2005, 07:06 AM Sam, Sam, Sam - I was just embarrassed for the girl last night with her singing and dancing. I wonder if she thinks she can sing.
Groucho 14-06-2005, 10:28 AM I feel a bit sorry for her actually. :ninja:
She seems to be completely socially inept and makes up for it by giggling and doing embarrassing things. :mellow:
She appears to have no people skills whatsoever. All she ever does is say "Oh shut up", laugh at inapprpriate times and run around like a silly tart demanding attention.
Oh Lordy looks like slaper Sam is at it again!
I think this latest stunt is sure to secure her eviction tomorow.
Andrea 16-06-2005, 10:17 PM I think you could be right Bob, Sam is sure to go tomorrow.
Even if only to make Maxwell and Saskia squirm at Roberto and Derek staying in.
I do find it strange how BB decide to show Roberto and Derek really getting into the speed dating and having a laugh, yet they showed Sam as basically a tart.
Are they wanting sam out to keep things interesting in the house.
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