"If it werent for me


height
Boobs
Classic glamour looks
did I mention me boobs
and height


"..I would have been a movie star. No honest really. I am just too sexy, otherwise, well, Nicole Kidman would be havin sleepless nights, oi can tells ya"

Did anyone catch that bit?

ALthough I seem to be becoming the Survivor "Body Nazi" I must just add that her boobs may be big but they are poorly shaped and if allowed to respond to gravity would provide a serious "tripping hazard" to other housemates

I had this on in the background last night, whilst in chat, and did hear most of that. I agree, her boobs have obviously had a row, because they don't meet in the middle. If actresses these days were more like Marilyn Monroe or Sophia Loren, then she would get more work because she has a more womanly figure.

She sounds like Catherine Tate "am I bovvered?"

I liked the way that Sam turned around and said 'but you arent even glamour material' meaning she thought she was dog ugly !!!

Saskia makes me puke. Her failure to make it in acting is nothing to do with her distinct lack of intelligence, talent or presence, obviously. :glare:

I'm dissin this babe too, Mary has her falseness sussed. She has a right bitchy look too dosn't she everyone.

I was quite liking Saskia because she's not flaunting herself around like some of the others, but that little speech about it's her tits that have lost her some acting jobs and not her acting ability was just laughable.

OMG, yeah i heard that lil speech i thought she was kiddin' for a minute - but she wasn't she was deadly serious! haha what a joke! :excl:

YAY 4 MARY!!

I think you are all being a bit unfair on saskia. So far, she has hardly had any air time so Im not sure what she's like at all.

Although all that talk about her tits stopping her from getting acting jobs was laughable.

PJ

loves

Saskia

You forgot "4EVA" and "HOLLAND"!

I was quite liking Saskia because she's not flaunting herself around like some of the others, but that little speech about it's her tits that have lost her some acting jobs and not her acting ability was just laughable.

Im with you Max. I thought she was fine until she opened her trap and came out with that little speech. Even Mr P, who had been secretly ogling her, said, "oh ugh, what a big head..."

And yes, Patsy, she sounds SO much like the Catherine Tate schoolgirl "Do I luk bovvered voh???"
Actually, Id love to see Catherine Tate's foul mouthed Gran in there (my all time fave comedy character on a show - EVER!)..... :w00t: , she'd sort em aaaaaaaahhhhhht.

After tonight, maybe she'll cut the cr@p and be herself.

I do actually quite Saskia more each time i see her. I think it's cos facially and vocally she reminds me of my friend's daughter who is a very sweet, thoughtful young lady ... (she would HATE me for describing her like that!!!)

I like Saskia too - no real reason other than she seems almost "normal"

She went right up in my estimation tonight. Thought she was going to give Mary a slap!

I'm not sure wether she went up or down my pole with me tonight....didn't like the jerky head movements and the choppy hands...I'm AM bovvered.

Jury still out on this one.

Dosn't she remind you of Cherly Tweedy...a bigger version?

She is a very strange shape.

She is a very strange shape.

She's like a box gurder bridge.

:unsure:

http://www.pontifex.ca/Columns/04%2007%2001/New%20Box%20Girder.jpghttp://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/housemates/saskia_hp.jpg

Oh yeah, I see it now you mention it Cat! :laugh:

ooh good gurdering groucho.

From the rear....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/tank.jpg

she's the only one who voted for Mary and Craig, so she must be thinking that everyone else is working on the same lines as her! She probably thinks that no-one really likes Mary and that she's got it sussed!

If you put your hand around her face and block off her hair she is a spit of the scouser blondie who won last years hells kitchen - same eyes and mouth.

What a cow, she seems to have nice enough features, but she is not attractive.
I could not spend time with her, she would drive me nuts

I don't mind her tbh. I think she would annoy me after a while ust because of her mannerisms, but personality wise I don't find her offensive at all - yet... of course I reserve the right to change my mind without any reason :D

I actually think she is quite lovely! As long as her mouth remains shut, I hate that laddish voice and mannerisms she has.

She is certainly a very curvy and well endowed girl, and I think her boobs being at odds with one another is down to having open heart surgery twice.

She is no where near as b1tchy looking as that Sam, and IMO she came off the better person in her row with Mary, although she spoilt it by the finger pointing in an aggressive way.

I think she is just a bit out of her depth and she will come out of herself soon enough, and the other thing I like about her is that she is not man mad like that Sam or Lesley!

I can't stand the girl - she's arrogant and totally vacuous, and her voice would drive me bonkers after a few minutes, it's so sing songy and whiney.

The more I see her the more I like her - I love her firendship with Maxwell, she was open and honest in the diary room about her feelings for him - and I believed her!

And in the bedroom when she was chatting about 'attractive' qualities in a mate - with Maxwell, Anthony and that Sam girl. Saskia was funny, open and honest - and her and Maxwell obviously had talked about [or jointly knew] the fact that Anthony was good looking but lacked anything else!!

Er...Anthony good looking? Have I missed something here? :unsure:

Er...Anthony good looking? Have I missed something here? :unsure:

OMG Ceri - delete this thought from your head that I may think Anthony is good looking!! NNNOOOOO!! It is just what they [Saskia and Maxwell] were saying last night amongst themselves - and he obviously thinks so. And he seems very happy to be labelled 'Good Looking with nothing else going for him' - which is so shallow and just heightens my dislike of him.

I think "Looks like a waxwork dummy and has no discernible personality" would be a more appropriate description, don't you? :laugh:

It is very difficult to like anyone this series, but i warmed to Saskia a little tonight, that may change later on according to how she is edited lol.

I think she was a tad annoyed with Maxwell for burning his Spurs underpants which she had secured for him, don't you?! I knew she should have gone for the coffee! What kind of scuzzzy git takes in two pairs of pants for a potential of ten weeks! Maybe Max thought the same as me ... he wouldn't last a week ...

I still think she's okay, but that's about it, she's the best of a bad bunch for me.

Flip if you really want Anthony... :D

What kind of scuzzzy git takes in two pairs of pants for a potential of ten weeks! Maybe Max thought the same as me ... he wouldn't last a week ...

I think he took more than two pairs, but i believe (although could be wrong) that they were confiscated for some reason by BB.

Good use of "Brads" by Saskia when referring to lesley and her flabby bristols

Brad Pitts = T**s :naughty:

I think he took more than two pairs, but i believe (although could be wrong) that they were confiscated for some reason by BB. I think Saskia said he had put his white pants in with some coloured washing and theyd come out pink??