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Dolores
01-06-2005, 08:47 PM
You go Saskia girl!! wow! her credit rating went through the roof tonight when she had her barney with Mary!

Did you notice Lesley slipping out the door when Saskia said she had scars from open heart surgery!!

good show girl. And kudos for telling Mary for 32 that she is pathetic - couldn't have put it better myself!

Saskia rules tonight!

Patsy
01-06-2005, 09:05 PM
I agree Dol. Apart from the language, a very eloquent argument. So, Mary gives it the big 'un then scarpers off for a good cry and mammouth sleep. If she can't take it, she shouldn't dish it.

floopy
01-06-2005, 09:30 PM
had to larf at all the others coming into rubberneck though :photo:

Pandora
01-06-2005, 09:38 PM
You go Saskia girl!! wow! her credit rating went through the roof tonight when she had her barney with Mary!

Did you notice Lesley slipping out the door when Saskia said she had scars from open heart surgery!!

good show girl. And kudos for telling Mary for 32 that she is pathetic - couldn't have put it better myself!

Saskia rules tonight!

I so agree !! Saskia was brilliant.

Mary is a mealy mouthed, stupid b!tch who needs a damn good smack in the gob.
I really hope she is first out....

By the way - how ironic is it that she accuses others of being "fake" when she is pretending to have special powers and is a witch? The deluded, self obsessed tit.....

PJ
01-06-2005, 09:41 PM
Saskia came off brilliantly in that fight whereas mary just sat there looking like a heartless cow.
Mary has turned into a nasty piece of work in the past few days but I still can't help feeling a wee bit sorry for her.
What was all that talk about her dog anyway? Why??

Dolores
01-06-2005, 09:43 PM
What was all that talk about her dog anyway? Why??

did Big Brother tell her to say that? I'm not sure ... I may have dreamt that!

I thought Kemal was a tosser when he said that he would kick it if it yapped at him .... ooh big man Kemal!

Pandora
02-06-2005, 01:42 PM
did Big Brother tell her to say that? I'm not sure ... I may have dreamt that!

I thought Kemal was a tosser when he said that he would kick it if it yapped at him .... ooh big man Kemal!

No, BB did not tell her to do it. She did it as a "joke". Went down like a lead balloon didnt it?

Two great lines when Saskia was giving Mary what for : (a) "Dont grit your teeth at me, like a dog..." and (b), "so you think Im fake coz you think my t!ts are fake?" A smug Mary starts saying, "the scars on your chest...." and Saskia yelled, "are from TWO heart operations....."

If only Mary had asked Saskia where her scars came from instead of assuming and then bitching about her, all this would have been avoided.

As for Mary saying a few days ago, "some housemates have dark auras, there's something not right about some of them...."

Sorry but I think Mary, considering the bitching and interfering in people's friendships, has the "darkest aura" in there (even this aura stuff is a load of crap!)

Ceridwen
02-06-2005, 04:52 PM
Erm...I actually thought Saskia looked like the stupid, arrogant, up her own backside bitch that she is and Mary looked totally cool and serene! Mary was quite happy to talk but all Saskia did was shout her head off as she isn't eloquent enough to actually have a conversation.

I was actually impressed by how stupid Mary made her look, even though I am finding Mary rather wearing lately....she remained totally calm and put her point across very well I thought.

isleofweather
02-06-2005, 05:19 PM
come off it they were both awful

who can get so het up about a comment?

both lack any sense of humour/perspective. It was a shameful slanging match that equally was bad from both standpoints.

Mary and Saskia made fools of themselves with Mary being the worst (witch) as she should know better being older.

get these two numpties voted off asap :ranting:

Cat
02-06-2005, 05:23 PM
I've just watched this again (3rd time :shutup: ) and have come to the conclusion that they are both dillons.

Mary would have come across better if her eyes weren't looking so mad and she didn't take to her bed asking to leave. But Saskia, with her jerky steriotypical hand choppy movements and turkey movements of the head, came across worse, purely because as soon as she had gobbled her say and it was Mary's turn she started to leave.

BUT prize goes to Kemal for coming in munching away on his cornflakes.

Ceridwen
02-06-2005, 05:23 PM
But I LIKE having numpties about - if everyone on there was intelligent, mature and sensible what would be the point of watching it? :wacko:

isleofweather
02-06-2005, 05:30 PM
But I LIKE having numpties about - if everyone on there was intelligent, mature and sensible what would be the point of watching it? :wacko:

Agreed but you can have nice numpties like jade and helen who provide humour, the key element. I just cannot see where M or S will provide us with any laughter.

in fact noone in the house has a sense of humour - AT ALL

Even boring old Stuart last year was funny.

The best line so far was ANthony who said that he was surprised that makosi, who was reincarnated from an Elephant (but kept the ****), had such a bad memory.

Ceridwen
02-06-2005, 05:42 PM
I'm not really so fussed about the humour - I just love the fights. :devil:

Flip
02-06-2005, 05:54 PM
Erm...I actually thought Saskia looked like the stupid, arrogant, up her own backside bitch that she is and Mary looked totally cool and serene! Mary was quite happy to talk but all Saskia did was shout her head off as she isn't eloquent enough to actually have a conversation.

I was actually impressed by how stupid Mary made her look, even though I am finding Mary rather wearing lately....she remained totally calm and put her point across very well I thought.

Oh Ceri - I so disagree. Did anyone notice that when both girls sat down Saskia said something like - 'now listen to what I have to say' - and Mary said something like 'dont' you dare ask me to listen to [i]you' - so the conversation went blah blah blah - then it was Mary's turn [whilst Saskia had kept quiet]. And Mary said [b]exactly the same thing 'now you listen to me'.

Seems to me - Mary is wonderful at spouting this all glorious, equality, do unto others and do like I do - but when she cannot even follow through with her own 'genuinty' [sp? is that a word?] then she is as much of a sham is everyone else.

IMO Saskia came out with the most points on that particular arguement. I do like Mary and I do like Saskia - so I have no axe to grind with either at the moment. But Mary is a complete Loop de Loop and should be treated as such and guarded against!

Pandora
02-06-2005, 06:33 PM
I'm not really so fussed about the humour - I just love the fights. :devil:

:thumbsup: With you there, Ceri.

IEven boring old Stuart last year was funny. Isle, I think I mustve missed that.... :mellow:

PJ
02-06-2005, 06:37 PM
Even boring old Stuart last year was funny.

You mean the constant purring when he pretended to be an animal or his perpetual dressing up as a cowboy? Yes that was hilarious... :mellow:

Pandora
02-06-2005, 06:41 PM
I've just watched this again (3rd time :shutup: ) and have come to the conclusion that they are both dillons.

Mary would have come across better if her eyes weren't looking so mad and she didn't take to her bed asking to leave. But Saskia, with her jerky steriotypical hand choppy movements and turkey movements of the head, came across worse, purely because as soon as she had gobbled her say and it was Mary's turn she started to leave.

BUT prize goes to Kemal for coming in munching away on his cornflakes.

Lol at the turkey movements of her head !! spot on !!!

And I loved the fact that Saskia wanted "a moment alone with mary" and the rest of the housemates came in to rubberneck at the row, with Makosi settling down and getting herself a ring side seat....:w00t:

sayangmouse
02-06-2005, 06:52 PM
come off it they were both awful

get these two numpties voted off asap :ranting:

Totally agree Isle.

Bob
02-06-2005, 10:10 PM
What made me laugh was when Saskia got up to leave and just as she reached the door she did that wiggly thing with her head and developed a deeper sarf accent and said to Mary "If you got sumfink you wanna say, say it to ma face, don't bitch behind ma back"
Er hello! Weren't you just having a whole load of insults thrown at you by the woman herself? :laugh: