A couple of classic quotes tonight

Kamal "I'm having a bath""

Science "No you're not - you're stood in a bin looking like an idiot"

and Derek in the Diary Room - "I'm so excited I could sleep with a woman - and that would be a first!"

Makosi giving her nominations:

On Roberto...."he cooks for us, he cleans for us, he olive oils us"

Was it Maxwell in Diary room (?) "Makosi says she was an elephant before, but she hasn't even got a good memory"

Derek on Sam (I think) tonight,

"She says she wants to be an actress. She could do silent roles very well....."

Meeeow

Derek - Woof Woof Woof!!

Saskia - Yes you really are a dog! :laugh:

Saskai - END OF!I can't stop saying it!!

Derek's 'Science is the first black person that I have met that wants to make me join the BNP, tomorrow'.

I know this is hugely politically incorrect, but coming from a black man - it made me howl with laughter!!!

I loved Science's resposnse to Roberto calling him a donkey!

"At least a donkey was humble enough to take Jesus where he needed to be"

"At least a donkey was humble enough to take Jesus where he needed to be"

Pity Science isn't as humble to listen to his elders - as he has always preached!!

[I know wrong thread - oops!!]

Derek's 'Science is the first black person that I have met that wants to make me join the BNP, tomorrow'.

I know this is hugely politically incorrect, but coming from a black man - it made me howl with laughter!!!


ooh I cringed ... ALOT! what an awful thing for a black man to say imo! I was shocked! :shocking:

It will alienate Derek amongst our black brethern for sure.

Kinga - "I'll nick a cucumber and stick it up my f----." :blink:

Saskia to Orlaith - "Hi darling.":laugh:

Science on seeing Makosi do the secret garden eviction......

"Evict WHO?......TO WHERE?....."

The only person to state the obvious, but just the way he said it........

Saskia to Oraith 'I've brought that trackie with me too' & Anthony to Eugene 'I've got the same tank top as you, Vivienne Westwood?' Cracked me up.

& Derek's comment about Science still cracks me up now, politically correct though it was not

Science to Craig at eviction time...

"you should be worried titman"

Science to Anthony, Craig and Maxwell 'Tweedle dum, Tweedle dee and Tweedle tw@t'. :laugh:

Science to Anthony, Craig and Maxwell 'Tweedle dum, Tweedle dee and Tweedle tw@t'. :laugh:

Lol, I missed that one!! Science, though you gotta laugh at some of his one-liners! He is fab entertainment at times! :laugh:

One from last week: (I'm a bit behind on episodes so just watched this one)

Makosi: "When I say drunk, I mean plastered...I want to get to the point where if they say 'Makosi can you come to the diary room,' I'll start looking for Makosi."

Science to Anthony, Craig and Maxwell 'Tweedle dum, Tweedle dee and Tweedle tw@t'. :laugh:

Beautiful :)

Science to Craig at eviction time...

"you should be worried titman"

short, cutting and effective binage from the walking racial timebomb

Kamal - after having water poured over him by Maxwell

"At least somebody got wet tonight - and it wasn't Saskia":laugh:

Rob - you beat me to it.......

I howled when I heard this......

Kamal - after having water poured over him by Maxwell

"At least somebody got wet tonight - and it wasn't Saskia":laugh:

Well done Robski...made me roar too.

Kemal " wake up and smell the coffee Maxwell".

Kemal " wake up and smell the coffee Maxwell".

This wooshed right over everyones head with a the speed of light didn't it.

Anthony to Craig re never having had a homosexuals friends before.

"I think Maxwells more adapted to it because he works in Top Shop"

Derek to nobody in particular, when they were eating thier luxury slap up meal:

"Oh, it's like taking the staff out for their Christmas Dinner"

:w00t:

In light of the previous nights events in the pool:

Maxwell when he interupted Vanessa as she was reading out the details of the holiday task.

Vanessa: "Othay, Bathically there are going thoo be three holiday repths, mythelf, Makosthi and Orla. The holiday repths will be resthponthible thoo enthure houth mates alwaysth have fun.....

Maxwell: "Is that making sure they have fun or making sure they have sex"

Anthony to Craig re never having had a homosexuals friends before.

"I think Maxwells more adapted to it because he works in Top Shop"

Oh I larfed at this - just shows you how adaptable Top Shop staff are!!?? :laugh:

Derek talking about Anthony:

"He comes from up North....it's a very backward part of the country!"

Derek talking about Anthony:

"He comes from up North....it's a very backward part of the country!"


ooh this made me laff! poor old Derek ... just proving to the whole country what is wrong with the tories in one sentence!!

My mum and dad have gone up to see friends in Hartlepool this week ... I hope they've got an indoor lavvy and electricity!!

Derek talking about Anthony:

"He comes from up North....it's a very backward part of the country!"

Tis true Derek, we are a backward race up here. And so the myth persists. I love mythteries!!:ninja:

My mum and dad have gone up to see friends in Hartlepool this week ... I hope they've got an indoor lavvy and electricity!!

Why? Do they feel the cold pet? :unsure:

Why? Do they feel the cold pet? :unsure:

aye! they're namby pampy southerners!!!


well actually me dad is from Seaham, County Durham but he's been spoilt living down south for the last 54 years!!

Anthony: Come on Science, get to bed

Science: I'll go when I'm finished.

Anthony: What are you doing?

Science: Resting

Classic

Anthony: Come on Science, get to bed

Science: I'll go when I'm finished.

Anthony: What are you doing?

Science: Resting

Classic


I know i heard this, i could'nt stop grinning.

Kemal, when prancing about the garden, leaping balletically then running the full length of the lawn, breathily saying to himself, "Godddddd, I feel like Kate Bush...."

Derek about Orlaith - "She is always taking her clothes off... there is something abnormal about that girl".

While Science and Maxwell are having a huge row about nothing in particular in the kitchen, getting louder and louder, Kemal - who had been trying to sleep - barges into the room from the bedroom bellowing, "Science - do you know what the general public are thinking about you right now, watching this? - COCK."

Derek on Vanessa's OTT reaction to the Workhouse Task, "Oh for gods sake, they're maggots - she hasnt been bitten by a tiger....."

Derek came out with a beauty tonight...... On watching Kemal prance about in his black thong and stilettos, he said of him, "My God, there's more mince in that walk than there is in the freezer......" :laugh:

One from Craig!!!!!

On seeing the message written on the mirror, he goes..

"There's a MALE in the house??"

I think he was serious though.

Another from Craig defending Anthony's honour when he was accused of being gay.........

"He's the biggest female man in this House!"

Err thanks Craig, I think that helped his cause.

Last night, upon hearing he wasnt up for eviction, but that everyone else was.... Kemal zhoooshed into the bedroom in his skimpy red dressing gown, and shrieked,

"Ohhhhh myyy goddd, this is unbelieveable, just totally unbelieveable. Oh my days, its amazing... (checks himself in the mirror), .... and my balls are hanging out..."

:w00t:

Last night, upon hearing he wasnt up for eviction, but that everyone else was.... Kemal zhoooshed into the bedroom in his skimpy red dressing gown, and shrieked,

"Ohhhhh myyy goddd, this is unbelieveable, just totally unbelieveable. Oh my days, its amazing... (checks himself in the mirror), .... and my balls are hanging out..."

:w00t:

LOL - that one made me giggle Pand.

"I'm kind of fed up with the beauty parading in this house...they dress up to go and have a sh**." -Derek


hahahahahahaha

Bravo Science once again. :laugh:
I wish I'd taped this cos I can't recall it exact, but it was something along these lines........

In retort to Craig's high pitched rantings.

You've found your voice at last then, you had to shave your head first to get there though.

Craig to Makosi as he lay on his bed watching Anthony in the lounge.

"ahhrrr, look at Anthony - he loves his bran flakes and banana"


Makosi to Craig, still in the bedroom.

"I am a person, I am from Wickham"

Big Brother to Derek, after Derek was asked to name the horse he thought BB was thinking about...

Derek: 'Kilkenny'
BB: 'Why, what's he done?'


and Big Brother to Anfernee in the Diary Room...

Anferny : "Orrrrrrrr.... bog rorrrrl !"
BB : "Yes, and its quilted, Anthony."


and

Makosi to herself, watching Bore-la walking past her in a bikini and high heels...: "Gottttt. Thatttt woman is just soooo precious" . The irony of the remark completely whooshing over the terminally precious Makosi's polyester head....

Diary Room...

Anferny : "Orrrrrrrr.... bog rorrrrl !"
BB : "Yes, and its quilted, Anthony."




I liked his follow-up that he could have a party on his bum. The subliminals from Craig slowly sinking in methinks.

The irony of the remark completely whooshing over the terminally precious Makosi's polyester head....

Oh her hair has been the best hasn't it....there was a clip on BBLB of Derek saying she must take it off...has she yet?

Oh her hair has been the best hasn't it....there was a clip on BBLB of Derek saying she must take it off...has she yet? Nope, but its very very important that she never gets it wet. So what did Anthony do tonight? Dunk her under the water - oooh the 'fro got wet, promptly resembled summat just out of a sheep dip, Makosi exited the pool in a huff and went to bed.

She is now complaining that it has chlorine in it and it itches. Hmmm more to do with the fact that you havent washed ya manky head for ten weeks me dear, and more to the point, youve been scratching at it for the last three....:glare:

I loved Eugene's "Well done for getting in" to Kinga last night!!

Eugene:

"I'm really bad at dancing - that's why i don't do it."

From last friday's eviction episode:

Kinga: "As many times as Makosi says she's not two-faced, I don't believe that."
Derek: "Oh no no, she's got more than two faces I'm afraid."