Pandora
04-06-2005, 10:50 PM
Well we received the news tonight that the Playboy Playmate of the Year (Nikki Zierling) was coming onto the island tomorrow.
There was a short interview with her and she is basically a Pamela Anderson clone with a stupendous figure. If nothing else, it will show The Titmuss what a REAL glamour model looks like. I reckon it will put her nose well out of joint.
Tonight we saw a little of Paul's return back to the group. Things were muted and awkward at first and one by one they greeted him.
Calum and Fran, unsurprisingly, were less than thrilled to see him, but we saw a very very contrite and anxious Paul speak alone to Fran in the bedroom, where he apologised and Fran hugged him and said "forgotten mate".... (not quite true I dont think, but at least Fran is trying to be pleasant and Paul seemed extremely contrite. He mustve had a right talking to from the Producers.).
There was a competition. Boys v Girls for a trip off the island. The Titmuss was the question mistress and they all lined up (paired up - girl/boy), poolside. On the bottom of the pool were numbers, weighted down. Abi asked a question, ie. How long were Rebecca and Calum in the bathroom alone for.... and then they had to dive in, search around for the number they thought correct and bring it poolside.
Calum accused Abi of cheating at the end, because Jayne picked a number, and Abi quickly said, "yes, take it to the side Jayne" and of course, it was the correct answer. Calum jumped on that straight away and as usual it turned competitive and spiteful. However, the Titmuss being the Titmuss, she couldnt have given a toss what Calum thought, if it gave her the chance to get off the island .... lol.
The girls won the trip and then all went into the beach hut. They were told that they could give up the trip to the boys if they wanted, and even though it was trip out to the Fish Market where they would be gutting fish, they still chose to go.
We saw them leave - REALLY rubbing it in, as the mutinous chaps pretended they werent "bovverrrrred".
The girls had to gut fish on a boat wearing overalls and The Titmuss took the opportunity (overall unbuttoned to her waist) to wave to a passing boat full of blokes... they waved back and suddenly there was a huge roar from them... she turned around to face the girls and suddenly shrieked in horror, "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, my TITS WERE OUTTTTTT!!!!!!!!"
The funny thing was that she was genuinely mortified while the others pished themselves laughing. The Titmuss later said in the beach hut she had learned a valuable lesson, "stop bloody showing off Titmuss....." They later had a lovely lunch and boozing session.
Meanwhile back at the ranch, the chaps werent happy. Calum came back from the beach hut to tell them that they werent going to get any alcohol that day.
Fran had a face like a slapped ar5e at that point, muttering darkly to Calum, "thats coz a him...." nodding his head over to a sheepish Paul.
More muttering and whingeing from Calum saying he wanted his beer as it went hand in hand while you were lounging by a pool. Both of them were not happy bunnies.
We saw Isabella giving Paul a lot of support and they were getting close. She was told to pack a bag for him (when they werent sure if he would be allowed back in), and she put a note and a shell in an envelope for him to find. Later in the beach hut he said how much he now valued her, that she was wonderful and he loved her.
We had an eviction and Du'aine left - THANK GOD. I cant even be arsed to mention what he said in his eviction interview, the man is such a bore.
Patrick Kielty practically wets himself every time Nikki the glamour model is mentioned or featured, so god knows what he will be like tomorrow when she is 150 metres away !
She was interviewed during a photoshoot and said, "I flirt with everyone, men and women. It sounds like a nice group, who knows maybe there'll be an orgy again...." (the again was picked up by a near hysterically excited Kielty)
She went on to say that women usually expect to hate her because of how she looks and are surprised when they realise she is smart and funny (she left out modest), however, if she fancies someone and a woman is in her way then she will just take her out of the equation - "take her down" . Hmmmm, bet she hasnt got lots of female friends then, despite what she might say....
Feel free to fill in any gaps folks, forgive me if Ive left anything major out.
There was a short interview with her and she is basically a Pamela Anderson clone with a stupendous figure. If nothing else, it will show The Titmuss what a REAL glamour model looks like. I reckon it will put her nose well out of joint.
Tonight we saw a little of Paul's return back to the group. Things were muted and awkward at first and one by one they greeted him.
Calum and Fran, unsurprisingly, were less than thrilled to see him, but we saw a very very contrite and anxious Paul speak alone to Fran in the bedroom, where he apologised and Fran hugged him and said "forgotten mate".... (not quite true I dont think, but at least Fran is trying to be pleasant and Paul seemed extremely contrite. He mustve had a right talking to from the Producers.).
There was a competition. Boys v Girls for a trip off the island. The Titmuss was the question mistress and they all lined up (paired up - girl/boy), poolside. On the bottom of the pool were numbers, weighted down. Abi asked a question, ie. How long were Rebecca and Calum in the bathroom alone for.... and then they had to dive in, search around for the number they thought correct and bring it poolside.
Calum accused Abi of cheating at the end, because Jayne picked a number, and Abi quickly said, "yes, take it to the side Jayne" and of course, it was the correct answer. Calum jumped on that straight away and as usual it turned competitive and spiteful. However, the Titmuss being the Titmuss, she couldnt have given a toss what Calum thought, if it gave her the chance to get off the island .... lol.
The girls won the trip and then all went into the beach hut. They were told that they could give up the trip to the boys if they wanted, and even though it was trip out to the Fish Market where they would be gutting fish, they still chose to go.
We saw them leave - REALLY rubbing it in, as the mutinous chaps pretended they werent "bovverrrrred".
The girls had to gut fish on a boat wearing overalls and The Titmuss took the opportunity (overall unbuttoned to her waist) to wave to a passing boat full of blokes... they waved back and suddenly there was a huge roar from them... she turned around to face the girls and suddenly shrieked in horror, "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, my TITS WERE OUTTTTTT!!!!!!!!"
The funny thing was that she was genuinely mortified while the others pished themselves laughing. The Titmuss later said in the beach hut she had learned a valuable lesson, "stop bloody showing off Titmuss....." They later had a lovely lunch and boozing session.
Meanwhile back at the ranch, the chaps werent happy. Calum came back from the beach hut to tell them that they werent going to get any alcohol that day.
Fran had a face like a slapped ar5e at that point, muttering darkly to Calum, "thats coz a him...." nodding his head over to a sheepish Paul.
More muttering and whingeing from Calum saying he wanted his beer as it went hand in hand while you were lounging by a pool. Both of them were not happy bunnies.
We saw Isabella giving Paul a lot of support and they were getting close. She was told to pack a bag for him (when they werent sure if he would be allowed back in), and she put a note and a shell in an envelope for him to find. Later in the beach hut he said how much he now valued her, that she was wonderful and he loved her.
We had an eviction and Du'aine left - THANK GOD. I cant even be arsed to mention what he said in his eviction interview, the man is such a bore.
Patrick Kielty practically wets himself every time Nikki the glamour model is mentioned or featured, so god knows what he will be like tomorrow when she is 150 metres away !
She was interviewed during a photoshoot and said, "I flirt with everyone, men and women. It sounds like a nice group, who knows maybe there'll be an orgy again...." (the again was picked up by a near hysterically excited Kielty)
She went on to say that women usually expect to hate her because of how she looks and are surprised when they realise she is smart and funny (she left out modest), however, if she fancies someone and a woman is in her way then she will just take her out of the equation - "take her down" . Hmmmm, bet she hasnt got lots of female friends then, despite what she might say....
Feel free to fill in any gaps folks, forgive me if Ive left anything major out.