...come on Pandy Pants I missed it last night. I have the thread all ready for you.

Thank you for preparing the thread for me Ms Cat. Its very comfy.... mmm nice padded sunbed and a large vodka - thank you....


Okay here goes !!!


Briefly, it showed a very very peed off Isabella and Paul arriving back in the compound.

The other celebs were watching the boat as it came in, saying, "oooh the body language doesnt look good...."

The cameras moved to the boat and ohhhhhhhhhhhh dear, the body language was AWFUL!! She was one end of the boat looking very annoyed and fed up, he was at the other with a face like a slapped ****.

They came into the compound and the group greeted each other. Isabella was, Im glad to see, striding ahead of Paul, confidentally.
She wasted NO time in telling the other girls exactly what she had said to Paul on the boat and his reaction and how he had tried to turn it around.

She mentioned at one point, in a low voice, "he got so nasty on the island, I was scared at one point".... (not sure what she meant by this, I certainly didnt see it, so maybe it was on the live feed?

The girls were saying well done etc, you did the right thing.
Meanwhile, the whining, aggressive, vile Danan was in the Beach Hut doing, guess what, yep - whining.

He reckoned that he had never been spoken to like that in his life and that he had had lots of problems to deal with and that he was shocked at just "how HORRIBLE Isabella was beeeeinnnnnng to himmmmmm" (obviously forgetting what an aggressive, nasty little **** he was being himself........... It went on ad nauseam with him basically making out he was the one that was hard done to.

We were shown clips of Calum Best treating Rebecca rather shoddily, instead of being a man and telling her he was bored and wanted out of the relationship - he began flirting outrageously with Jayne, grabbing her and coming on to her.
Mercifully, at the moment, Jayne is having none of it. Rebecca is looking non plussed and comes to the Beach Hut to say, "well, I have no idea what Ive done but he is being very off with me, not paying any attention to me and avoiding conversation. As I say, no idea what Ive done but because of his behaviour - obviously Ive withdrawn from him quite a lot"

She seemed more puzzled than upset, which Im glad about. Im sure she knew that Calum the Manslut's attention span re women lasts about two weeks before he feels the need to move on....

We saw Lee and Nikki having a bit more fun in Love Shack, piling pillows up, running at them and leaping at them. They went shopping for the day and she was trying on bikini's a size too small for her (they later found out), but surely the fact that most of them were cutting her front bottom in half shouldve told her that..... http://forum.digitalspy.co.uk/board/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

Then we had the vote and Lee was pleased that Shabi Titmuff was to be taking Nikki's place in the Love Shack. Apparently the Titmuff was over the moon, guv.

The group were sitting around the table in the evening and had been allowed to communicate with Nikki and Lee, using postcards on which they could write a small message.
Nikki read out Paul's message to her, which was so gushing and full of desperate hope for a shag, that I was nearly sick.
Her postcard back to him wasnt sexual in the least. http://forum.digitalspy.co.uk/board/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

Lee was read Abi's message and Frans (I think).

Then we went back to the group sitting around the table.

Paul read his from Nikki and you could almost hear the disappointment in his voice when he realised it wasnt as gushing as his had been.

Then we came to Abi..... she read out her message from Lee and it was just "Missing you all loads, great to see you all the other night when I escaped. Lookin forward to seeing Abi in the Shack soon, I hope...."

Very nice, basic postcard. Except Abi took the opportunity - five words in - to suddenly break down, having a little sob at his "loving" words, then continue reading the message in an emotional, wobbling voice.... http://forum.digitalspy.co.uk/board/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

One or two people looked at each other, but Fran's face was a picture ! He gave her a "wha the f*ck?????" disbelieving face that had to be seen to be believed. I laughed my drawers off.

Rebecca wrote an emotional "what have I done??" postcard to Calum, but then very wisely decided to read it out to us in the Beach Hut rather than give it to the Baldy Manslut....

Finally we saw Paul talking in private with Isabella. He apologised profusely for his behaviour to a stony faced Bella. But even during his long apology, he managed to slip in the "but Ive had problems, you dont know the **** Ive been through...." Which rather cancelled out things, as once more he was making excuses for what has been disrespectful, appalling, aggressive behaviour as well as calling her some vile names.

However, Isabella forgave him. They had a hug, but Isabella was still very stony faced. Although she has accepted the apology, I really dont think she will ever forget or truly forgive what he has said and done.

Thanks Pan. I've come into this a bit late, so this was very helpful. Has Fran actually fancied/got off with anyone? I don't think he's particularly fanciable, but he certainly seems like a very shrewd cookie. Very down to earth and good for a larf.

When I first saw him on IAC, first impression was "eejit", but then he proved he was very pleasant and up for anything.

I like Fran. Can't believe I've just said that.

Thanks Pan. I've come into this a bit late, so this was very helpful. Has Fran actually fancied/got off with anyone? I don't think he's particularly fanciable, but he certainly seems like a very shrewd cookie. Very down to earth and good for a larf.

When I first saw him on IAC, first impression was "eejit", but then he proved he was very pleasant and up for anything.

I like Fran. Can't believe I've just said that.

He has mentioned that he has taken a liking to Isabella, but apart from one or two rather sweet hugs, hasnt done anything about it yet. Wish he would. He does seem down to earth, and became my hero when he nearly chinned the awful Paul Danan saying "ya dont tell a lady to ***** off......" - ahhh thats a well brought up Irish boy, I thought.....

He also frequently rips the pee out of the terminally attention seeking Titmuss, which is rather refreshing.... :)

Thanks Pan. I've come into this a bit late, so this was very helpful. Has Fran actually fancied/got off with anyone? I don't think he's particularly fanciable, but he certainly seems like a very shrewd cookie. Very down to earth and good for a larf.

When I first saw him on IAC, first impression was "eejit", but then he proved he was very pleasant and up for anything.

I like Fran. Can't believe I've just said that.

We'll have you watching America's Next Top Model next Patsy....its like a drug..I need reality shows to breathe I really do.