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So what was all that about with the nominations, Maxwell used the Goon 1, 2 system, Saskia the A B noddy system.
They need to be separated.
They love themselves too much, I hate them! :w00t:
I do hope that soon they are both up. Trouble is Craig who needs all the mates he can get has now moved over to their camp, I think it's cos he fancies Anthony

Trouble is with these two is that I like them both - but they are soooooooooo transparent. You can see through both their game plans like a pane of glass --- although Maxwell would have chosen 'slightly frosted', cos his game plane seems more 'Maxwellian' [read - honest, thick, funny cockney type bloke].

But their obvious use of Goon 1 & 2 and Noddy 1 & 2 was a bit premeditated.

It reeks of collusion to me - Max thinks they are a pair, and Saskia lets him think it.:wink2:

It's the smugness that makes my blood boil.
I was sitting in front of the TV with a T towel in my hand and flapped it so hard all my photos came crashing down.
I hate smug

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So what was all that about with the nominations, Maxwell used the Goon 1, 2 system, Saskia the A B noddy system.


Yes i was slightly amused at their very similiar style of nominating the gruesome twosome (Derek and Roberto). and yes it smacks of pre-nomination discussion to me.

What an awful pair they are ... I was just absltuely gobsmacked that Max didn't get more nominations for the cider stealing ... they must all be taken in by him ... you have to wonder if you would be taken in by him if you were inside ... I'm not so sure i wouldnt be. Although the mooning about with Saskia would be the last straw for me ... I'm surprised people inthe house aren't more vocal about what a sappy pair they are.

I wonder if Big Brother has made people just a little too cagey about discussing each other after showing the Robert/Derek/Craig clip?

The Goon A, Goon B and the Noddy 1 & Noddy 2 sounded a bit dodgy to me! I can't stand Saskia & Maxwell, I reckon if it wasn't for the fact that Maxwell is having to do the task this week more people would have voted for him.

Despite that I would still like to see them in there, I want to see Saskia getting really peeved off with Maxwell's intentions towards her. Did you see her the other day when Maxwell was going on about giving up football and going shopping with her, and all the things they could do she just wasn't interested.

If Derek goes this week, Roberto will be up for nomination next week and vice versa. I suppose the consilation is that one of the other numpties will be up too and let's hope the public vote for them.

I bet Maxwell & Saskia will plan so that whoever is left that they make it unbearable for them.

Ackchooooooally, these two are going to make interesting viewing as Saskia's amusement turns to tollerance turns to irritation turns to down right loathing.

Maxwell has been amusing to watch doing the task.

sexpest Maxwell and preying mantis Saskia have hit an all time low with me tonight and the way they bullied Vanessa, whom I am quite liking actually!!!

nah vanessa is a bit boring! she never even looked guilty about shirking out of the task!! but definately beginning to not like the trio of maxwell/saskia/anthony. too up their own arses and each others.

Saskia really went in for the kill didn't she? 'Vanessa, you're a greedy bast@rd'. She's a hard faced cow that one. And her and Maxwell kept repeating what the other said. How they can defend what they did I don't know. At least have the good grace to admit you were wrong.

I've had a bit of a re think, and really it was a bit mean of them to bring up the cider when they are getting all these treats, they should accept that things are equal now, even if Max isn't aware they are. He might just bring that up when he finds out, particularly with Vanessa as he took her place and she's the one making the most fuss.

Actually the gruesome twosome had a point, why didn't Vanessas say anything at the time, why wait until 5 days later? And yes, she has got a blooming cheek considering she is wolfing into the wine & chocolate cake whilst Max is really doing what she should have been doing! Although Maxwell is good entertainment value, Vanessa should be a bit more grateful!

I wondered why non of them said anything at the time, and why none of them nominated Saskwell (new name for the combination that is Goon A and Noddy B- boffin on BBLB came up with this )
just goes to show that there is a lot more that goes on it that house, every year I'm fustrated to understand why one housemate seemingly wants rid of another but they don't nominate them.
On BBLB tonight they were analysing Craig and is tactics at moving over to the Saskwell camp. Saskia really annoyed me with a comment she made to Craig, something like " yeah you cussed us, but we'll come to that later" and Max "you know it makes sense to join the winning team"

OMG these two have got to be up for nomination Please!

maxwell's fingering comments to Makosi were disgusting as were Saskia's rude comments about her hair. Did I ever see such a jealous woman as Saskia?

I love makosi! She's a drama queen through and through and makes no appologies for it. What a wonderfully complex person she is.
I'm so glad it was Makosi they got the hump with cos as Saskwell so rightly said; she is the most powerful housemate in there. Lets hope the others see sense and vote these two goonoddies out.

I love Makosi too Bob! and as a woman who all her life has struggled with people's inability to comprehend "Big Hair" I hereby declare myself a part of the I Hate Saskia club!


...and to think I once admired her so much ... was that just four sweet weeks ago when she shot Mary down?

Twice now we have seen Maxwell completely enraged by his lack of alcohol, once when Science nicked his wine and now when he reckons Makosi's drank his cider.

GET THAT MAXWELL OUT NOW!!!!!! (I fully expect the expletive that is the name of Maxwell to be obscured Haydon! .... **** is a more acceptable word!!!)

I agree with you Bob.
Makosi loves being the centre of attention, but at least she admits it.
Saskia really went off on one tonight.
Loving that Makosi took all the cider into the secret garden and just blagged her way through it with all the other housemates :laugh:

No-one else seemed that bothered about the cider incident except Maxwell & Saskia. Craig attempted to say something but Makosi just shot him down and Anthony just sat there!! Derek faffed about in his housecoat and never got involved and Science was hilarous, he just laughed at everything! And then dear, sweet Kemal gave her a high 5! My God, Saskia is a very scary woman, she really does go off on one, and all because she didin't a can of cider. She is a really vile creature and her muppet Maxwell really is just as bad. I can't wait to see their faces when the two housemates come into the house and they realise what Makosi has been up to, it is going to make they look even smaller than they are just now.

The thing I loved I about Makosi is that she knew that the house would kick off, but she still went off and gave the ciders to the Secret Garden, but really the only people who got upset about it were the two Goons. I also can't wait to see Craig & Anthony's face when they realise that they are in the wrong camp, I wonder if they will slide back over when either one of them are up for eviction. It has got to be either Maxwell or Saskia considering, Maxwell and Anthony can't vote! Ooooh, I can't wait! :w00t:

Well, I suppose if you look at it from Saskia's and Maxwell's point of view, all they know is that Makosi drank 6 cans of cider. I think I'd have been pretty annoyed if I'd been waiting for something and someone else had nabbed it all. They totally over reacted but they did have a point.

Having said that I thought Makosi handled them brilliantly and reckon Max and Saskia have sealed they're fates. Saskia is one hysterical woman, and came out with some really nasty personal comments. And Max, well, what a horrible sneering face he's got. Not so funny now is he?

sexpest Maxwell and preying mantis Saskia have hit an all time low with me tonight and the way they bullied Vanessa, whom I am quite liking actually!!!


what aspect of vanessaaaaaaah CAN you like? - she is a child who has an adult body and no charm left of a child!

Well, I suppose if you look at it from Saskia's and Maxwell's point of view, all they know is that Makosi drank 6 cans of cider. I think I'd have been pretty annoyed if I'd been waiting for something and someone else had nabbed it all. They totally over reacted but they did have a point.



Not quite sure that either of them have a leg to stand on. Surely this is very similar to the time that Maxwell changed the shopping list so that he could get cider for his little gang. They don't find a similar thing so amusing now! They will dish it out but can't take it when it happens to them.

You'd have to say justice has been done. The pair of them have become pretty annoying. They've isolated themselves from the bigger group and a touch of paranoia is creeping in.

Splitting them up is the best thing that can happen for this series I think.

Maxwell is coming across as an alcohol dependant sex-pest.


BTW, do you think Saskia is was putting out a bit more for the camera's, because she knows she's up for the chop?

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OMG - how low can one go??? :shocking:

Was Saskia really doing 'that' under the covers with a naked Mankiespotbutt???

I thought initially her apology to Mikosi was the most insincere and transparent apology in the history of BB - but then to go so low as to snog the Mank, and then slide down into the slime of inhuman degradation and 'do something with his willy' on blinking national television - to pull the votes is just about the limit.

She is vile - I am finally seeing the light - halleluiah!!

That'll be a "yes" then, eh Flip? :wink2:

That'll be a "yes" then, eh Flip? :wink2:

You betcha!!!

[I am still a bit shocked at how shocked I was - it was hilariously funny though when they got caught]:laugh:

You betcha!!!

[I am still a bit shocked at how shocked I was - it was hilariously funny though when they got caught]:laugh:

Sorry to out your quote flip, but yeah it was hilarious. Science as usual cracked me up (I love that guy!) Urghhhh Butt cheek

Saskia is desperate isn't she. I don't think anything can save her now

Strange how Saskia has been saying no to Maxwell for 4 weeks and as soon as another good looking girl comes in, she's under the bed covers with him.

But her face when she realised that everyone had seen Maxwell's bum (and actually you could see Maxwell get on top of her at one point, you could just see her leg squeeze under him :sick: ) she looked absolutely gutted and I think she has realised that she has definately sealed her fate.

what a pair ... they deserve each other.


Maxwell's butt peeking out from under the bed clothes was the funniest thing I've seen on BB for a long time. And then Anthony trying to be all discreet whilst Science just comes out with Eugh, Butt Check! Saskia Saskia how could you? I've thought a lot of things about Saskia most of 'em not nice but I never thought she was a trollop until now! How could she? Of course they will now deny they did anything (or she will ... he will be shouting from the rooftops on Friday when he comes out). Is he really that irrestible Saskia? I think not!

Still flabbergasted as to what she thinks she's up to.

OMG - how low can one go??? :shocking:

Was Saskia really doing 'that' under the covers with a naked Mankiespotbutt???

I thought initially her apology to Mikosi was the most insincere and transparent apology in the history of BB - but then to go so low as to snog the Mank, and then slide down into the slime of inhuman degradation and 'do something with his willy' on blinking national television - to pull the votes is just about the limit.

She is vile - I am finally seeing the light - halleluiah!!

I couldn't believe my eyes!! Did they not know that Science was in the room? He was hysterical wiht his comments and his outrageous laughing! Seeing Mankie's bott almost put me off my glass of wine and nibbles!
There's is always one eh................

And Flip, I agree her apology meant absolute nothing - the mere fact that she is quite proud of the fact that she never says sorry says it all, it clearly means that she thinks that she is right all the time and can never accept that her behaviour is wrong. She is a vile, vile creature. It was so obvious that she wanted to win, you heard her in the garden going on that about going out at this stage isn't good and that now "one of them" is going to win. It was like poetry in motion when she found that both Maxwell & Anthony had not been allowed to nominate and then the penny dropped that she would most certainly be up for eviction.

I can't decide who I want to go though, I can't stand Maxwell but I think if he left and Team-Saskia would fall apart as I think both Anthony & Craig would try to make inroads into the other camp to try and save themselves from eviction.

Clip from the BB website from Maxwell.....


"I'll do myself up to the nines on Friday, put me whistle on, she'll chuck a dress on. I'm not being funny, but you'll wanna evict us together we'll look that good."

oh my goodness ... what planet is that muppet on! She ain't gonna look at him once let alone twice when she's out of that house!!! boy oh boy is that clown gonna have egg on his face!! CAN NOT WAIT!!

even the best "whistle" in the world will not make Max handsome enoguh for Saskia to consider .... unless of course his parents are millionaires (as pandora reported in an earlier post!).

Don't you find it odd that she makes the comment about not being famous or remembered now she's getting evicted early....and then feels the need to give him a hand job followed by letting him shag her? :sick: What an absolutely revolting, shameless woman.

Saskia has taken a lot of flak for having the 2 valuable males at her side - mainly from the other females as they feel jealous and have to console themselves with men who are really females with male bits and bobs.

The ever dreadful Makosi and frightful vanessa would have jumped at the chance to lead on Max and Anthony, they as good as said so at lunch yesterday.

Saskia however did reveal what a negative aspect she has to her character with her rows with both me-me-me Makosi and Mary. For someone with large droopy brads, fat thighs and a hopeless bottom she gives herself surprisingly high grades.

Saskia sees beauty in material goods and the thought that others respect her for what she has and not who she is. I doubt that she has ever appreciated a wildflower or sky and she never will. Her highlight in life may well be a set of neo-classical pillars that she eventually gets on her 5 bed detached in Chigwell late in the autumn of 2009. :shocking:

Don't you find it odd that she makes the comment about not being famous or remembered now she's getting evicted early....and then feels the need to give him a hand job followed by letting him shag her? :sick: What an absolutely revolting, shameless woman.

What an auld slapper she is - and she is going to be remembered for "doing it" on live TV - her parents must be SO proud of her!!!!!! Puts her up there with that dreadful Loo's woman IMHO!!! :sick: :glare:

Damn, I missed it. First bit of real blummin interest and I blummin miss it.

Damn, I missed it. First bit of real blummin interest and I blummin miss it.

you only missed the crack of Maxwells hairy a$$ hunnie.....................oh and the slightly shocked look on the slappers face when Science ripped the pee! Im SURE Dermot will have plenty to say on BBLB tonight!

Im WILLING Maxwell to fancy Orla (cant spell!) - shes a fox isnt she, and seems really nice with it!

The thing I had to laugh at was his trousers were at his knees, I mean was he really that desperate. And it doesn't really matter what they do, one of them will be leaving on Friday anyway! I could see their point (not that I would do it, of course) if there was someone else up for eviction with them, and that they were trying to lead the public that if they both stayed then there could be some action but ONE of them will be leaving, so what is the point!? And doing it while Science was in the room.............what on earth were they thinking of? Wonder what her football boyfriend will be thinking.....

The reason she did it Bella was given away when she was bleating about not being remembered if she was evicted early! She obviously thinks that having a disgusting hand job/shag with some ugly, brainless, white, flabby oik on national TV will bring her vast celebrity and public respect!

The reason she did it Bella was given away when she was bleating about not being remembered if she was evicted early! She obviously thinks that having a disgusting hand job/shag with some ugly, brainless, white, flabby oik on national TV will bring her vast celebrity and public respect!

Unfortunately it probably will give her vast celebrity - at least for a while. She will probably be in the Sun today due to her antics, and also in every weekly mag when she gets out .... and she might even be able to do a Michelle Bass, who still appears in my magazine regularly and is now classed as a 'glamour model'.

Well I am sure we still remember her infamous line on entering the house, "Yeah, I can't get any work as an actress because me boobs are so big".

The reason she did it Bella was given away when she was bleating about not being remembered if she was evicted early! She obviously thinks that having a disgusting hand job/shag with some ugly, brainless, white, flabby oik on national TV will bring her vast celebrity and public respect!

OMG, she must be truly desperate! Imagine wanting to be famous for shagging on national TV. It showed the clip again on BBLB where she said that this girl has got to do something to be remember by and Maxwell just happens to be there to be reeled in, what a saddo! btw - don't you think she looks a little like Michelle from last year? It also just shows how desperate Maxwell is as Saski has been warding him off since the begining and then last night she was all over him like a rash. They both deserve each other!

Oh my oh my oh my, the pair of them are very slowly, accurately and decidedly signing their own death warrants. It is happening in such minute detail it is poetry in motion.

When did they shag...I just thought she was giving him bangle jangle (new terminology) didn't think the had done it.

LOL on the bangle jangle Cat. I noticed that whilst all the shenanigans were going on and I figured that she will probably kick herself for wearing those when she sees the footage. :laugh:

Just who the heck do they think they are? I mean in the diary room they are asking BB to put someone else up for nomination and moaning that it is not fair, and then BB asks how do they think other people felt being up for nomination and they have the audacity (sp?) to say they all deserved but they just don't deserve to be!! And when Derek mentioned that he was up against his friend, they both completely dismissed it and when he & Derek were nominated both of gloated and smirked! They just can't see that what goes around, comes around!

And what the heck is Craig all about, he only makes friends with people who are decent looking, then wtf is he with Anthony?! :shocking: He is realising he is in the wrong camp as he knows that him & Anthony will be next and he was really, really nasty about Eugene. Oooh, I hope he is up next week!

And what the heck is Craig all about, he only makes friends with people who are decent looking, then wtf is he with Anthony?! :shocking: He is realising he is in the wrong camp as he knows that him & Anthony will be next and he was really, really nasty about Eugene. Oooh, I hope he is up next week!

Couldn´t agree more - just how shallow is Craig? And how has he avoided nominations?? I couldn´t believe it when he said he would only be friends with someone who was good looking & had cool clothes - he´s not exactly an oil painting himself! I can´t see what he does other than cry & brown nose Saskia.

Oh. My. God! Have you ever known 2 more deluded souls than Saskia and Maxwell?

Saskia is going to get the shock of her life when she comes out tonight admidst the loudest boos in the history of BB!

Maxwell has turned into a truly nasty person. Although I suppose he's just showing what was always there. He just couldn't let it lie could he?

As for Saskia saying that to Vanessa, words fail me.

Get Craig saying that Saskia will get a good reception tonight - larf! :laugh:

God wasn't their behaviour appalling tonight? They are just horrible, nasty, spiteful bullies. I hate them both.

Maxwell menancingly saying to Kemal let me talk to you without your minions (did you see Makosi's face lol! don't think she's ever been described as someone's "minion") and then has the bare faced cheek to go out to the showers with his bully bully spiteful girlfriend and the wimpish, specture that is Craig and bully Vanessa who he perceives as being weak. What an ugly spectacle that was. Poor Vanessa. But she done well!