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Bob
24-06-2005, 09:15 PM
Looks suspicioulsy like the bedsit :laugh:

I'm wondering what the heck is going on here.
So they will be in there for a few weeks and then merge with the rest
It will only be good if they haven't been watching BB and are opinion free, unless ofcourse they are ex's but then what would be the point of separating them

Cat
24-06-2005, 09:52 PM
The newbies...blimey..I like them already...didnt' the tubby bird at first but liked her reaction to the Irish Model.

I am liking this....what going to happen next...please, oh please release Orlaugh on Saskia...WOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tialy
24-06-2005, 10:04 PM
I'm only hoping that the other two will manage to coax Kinga out of her shell...

Such a shy little thing!!

Cat
24-06-2005, 10:04 PM
GOOD MOVE BB...Get rid of the tubby one and Eugeine and Irish bird can stay...Oh I can't wait to see saskia's face. The Irish girl is lovely.

Bob
24-06-2005, 10:11 PM
Why did Eugiene but the food back!
That lot inthe house are so greedy anyway they would have suspected each other. Did you notice how Saskwell and craig went straight for the ice cream? What is the point of milk with no tea or cofee and a few slices of bread with no wrapper? Stale bread in a day and sour milk.
Eugiene is a bit of a wimp, Kinga said jump and he said yep how high :blink:

Rob
24-06-2005, 10:21 PM
Was it just me or did anyone else get the impression that Kinga and Eugene already knew each other?

It may have been from the auditions - but it looked more than that.

............ or am I talking bo!!ocks?

Bob
24-06-2005, 10:24 PM
Was it just me or did anyone else get the impression that Kinga and Eugene already knew each other?

It may have been from the auditions - but it looked more than that.

............ or am I talking bo!!ocks?

They did seem to know each other!
It must be more than auditions cos they remembered each others names, people so self obsessed wouldn't remember that if it was only a day unless they got on really realy well. They seem like chalk and cheese though,but maybe Eugiene likes to be dominated in which case they'll get on really well

Cat
24-06-2005, 10:25 PM
Don't be parra Bobski...this quite often happens...they meet at later stages of interviews. Jade was at the same as someone else..could have been Alex or PJ, can't recall, but she was.

Anyway..I am liking this.

More tea Vicar!!

Andrea
24-06-2005, 10:28 PM
brilliant, well done BB.
Liking the idea of the secret garden and night thieves in the house.

I think Kinga (can't get out of my head Kanga pads, an incontinence aid :w00t: ) and Eugene probably knew each other from the auditions.

I wonder how long they will be in there, Davina mentioned about only 2 of them going into the house and one of them only having a short stay. How long is short? A day, a week?

And as you say Cat, I can't wait until the Irish girl (can't remember her name) gets in the house. A bit of competition for Saskia with Maxwell.

Dolores
24-06-2005, 11:13 PM
Don't be parra Bobski...this quite often happens...they meet at later stages of interviews. Jade was at the same as someone else..could have been Alex or PJ, can't recall, but she was.

Anyway..I am liking this.

More tea Vicar!!

without making myself sound like an anorak, Jade was at the auditions with Kate


... and if I remember rightly Victor and Kitten had also met at the auditions. Of course Victor is more famous for meeting a member of Survivor Online rather than a champagne swilling lesbian lefty!

Bob
25-06-2005, 07:25 AM
I caught some of the live feed this morning and the penny is dropping that they have no clothes, no food and no toiletries and no idea how long they are going to be in there :laugh:
Feel sorry for the one who doesn't make it- they are going to pong.
In a way I want Kinga through so that she can meet Derek.
I just know he's going to find her Ghastly!

Buzz
25-06-2005, 07:42 AM
Get Eugene out and put Kinga and Orla(sp) in the house. Maxwell will wet himself with all the excitment. Saskia will pout and sulk for ever, Kemal will hate Kinga, cos she is more of a diva than him, Derek will hate them both,

I reckon they will be in there til eviction night when the public will vote on who goes and then who goes into the house, or something like that.......

Cat
25-06-2005, 08:09 AM
Has anyone got any idea how long they are going to keep them there?

On their next mission into the house they won't be so guarded will they...and it will be fun watching the puzzled housemates as things start to disappear. So a couple of days at least I would think.

Bob
25-06-2005, 08:25 AM
I'm looking foward to seeing them on their steal mission at night, but I wonder what happens if they get caught? is it the boot?
It would be so funny if one of the dimmer HM';s thought they saw someone wearing a few leaves stealing from the fridge! They might think it was BB crew- but wonder about the lack of clothes and ample flesh :laugh:

Dolores
25-06-2005, 08:40 AM
Has anyone got any idea how long they are going to keep them there?

On their next mission into the house they won't be so guarded will they...and it will be fun watching the puzzled housemates as things start to disappear. So a couple of days at least I would think.

Thing is this bunch of HM's are so selfish (Roberto's favourite word!!) that they only ever think of their own needs so those three "nymphs" stealing food may not even be noticed as the HMs wont know what anyone else has dipped into anyway.

On the other hand they all seem to have their own "stash" of food (very strange I think!) so they may start accusing each other of stealing the others food! what fun!

Poor old "greedy *******" Vanessa will probably get wrongly accused by Saskwell and Craigthony (did you see what I did there!!) and then it will kick off again ..... 'appy days!

maxine
25-06-2005, 08:41 AM
without making myself sound like an anorak,

But failing miserably!

Didn't sound like they had any air conditioning in there - Orlaith kept saying it was warm - they are going to stink pretty soon.

Flip
25-06-2005, 09:19 AM
Craigthony (did you see what I did there!!) !
Yes - very good for an anorak!! :wink2:

Dolores
25-06-2005, 09:21 AM
Yes - very good for an anorak!! :wink2:

...don't forget the note pad too Flip! an anorak with a note pad!!



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isleofweather
25-06-2005, 12:19 PM
Aubergine and Max must use the same Gym?

The wee fat one is all mouth and trousers with the usual error of mistaking fat boobs for nice boobs (step up Saskia and Nursey).

Orla has slightly too thin legs but I expect that she is tall but generally is a sort :devil: with a super accent.

Insipid springs to mind for Augergine :laugh:

bridge
25-06-2005, 06:25 PM
The new tubby girl (don't know her name) i could'nt beleive my ears when she said to Eugene "grab the cucumber you can shove it up my fan-ny" when they had to go and get food ,i think i have led a very sheltered life ,i almost chocked on my biscuit! :laugh: Blimey

Cat
25-06-2005, 06:50 PM
The new tubby girl (don't know her name) i could'nt beleive my ears when she said to Eugene "grab the cucumber you can shove it up my fan-ny" when they had to go and get food ,i think i have led a very sheltered life ,i almost chocked on my biscuit! :laugh: Blimey

I would have chocked on my biscuit too...I didn't catch this :laugh:

Bella
25-06-2005, 07:12 PM
The new tubby girl (don't know her name) i could'nt beleive my ears when she said to Eugene "grab the cucumber you can shove it up my fan-ny" when they had to go and get food ,i think i have led a very sheltered life ,i almost chocked on my biscuit! :laugh: Blimey

LOL! I missed that one as I watched it this morning on Channel 4 and obviously they had to edit it down!! Had to laugh when they mentioned they could get food and Kinga was off straight away and heading straight for the fridge! And Orla was more interested in getting wipes and toothpaste, whilst Eugene was too busy faffing around about what bottle of milk to take! What a woos, Kinga had her arms (and they are big arms) with food and he made her put them all back, what a spoilsport!

bridge
25-06-2005, 09:19 PM
The Tubby had only just gotten into the house and out came one boob, Hubby had a dig in the ribs for saying "COR", men are such slappers. :bored:

Dolores
25-06-2005, 09:52 PM
The Tubby had only just gotten into the house and out came one boob, Hubby had a dig in the ribs for saying "COR", men are such slappers. :bored:

remind me Bridge, was that before or after she adjusted her minge or before or after she savagely grabbed a cucumber for sexual satisfaction purposes?

Classy lady!

bridge
26-06-2005, 07:03 AM
I think it was in between the two !!! she's not backward in coming forward is she? :ohmy:

Bob
26-06-2005, 07:10 AM
This could be spoilerish so I'll put it in white.


makosi is now in on the act with the secret garden trio :ohmy:

kookycat
26-06-2005, 10:37 AM
but bob now we cant read it!! or was that the point?

i dunno about this, it seems like a last ditch effort by bb to make the series a bit more interesting. they squabble enough as it is and its BORING! and with food going missing, they will squabble even more when they blame each other, even more BORING!!

so far this years bb has been disappointing, there has been no housemate i love and none i hate, like pure hatred (e.g i had pure hatred for bubble, the sight of him made me want to wring his neck), theyre are all just so so and self-centered and nothing special about them whatsoever. and the 3 new ones look like they are going the same direction.

ils
26-06-2005, 11:13 AM
Kooks just run your cursor over the white space under Bobs writing and all will be revealed :thumbsup:

mazwad
26-06-2005, 10:00 PM
Ils you are in the BB thread are you lost? :wink2:

ils
26-06-2005, 10:38 PM
Ils you are in the BB thread are you lost? :wink2:

I am Maz - it is a like a maze around here, I can't seem to get out :bag:

Critique
28-06-2005, 01:23 PM
I've just managed to grab the remote from Mr. C and clicked onto Big Brother (E4) and I see Orlaugh sitting in the real garden chatting to Vanessa and Makosi :w00t: When did that happen? What have I missed? Are they all out now - can't see the others.

Hope this isn't a Spoiler :blush:

isleofweather
28-06-2005, 01:29 PM
I've just managed to grab the remote from Mr. C and clicked onto Big Brother (E4) and I see Orlaugh sitting in the real garden chatting to Vanessa and Makosi :w00t: When did that happen? What have I missed? Are they all out now - can't see the others.

Hope this isn't a Spoiler :blush:


They all came into the house yesterday..100 lines by break

I must keep up to date and at least watch the nightly catch ups

tsk...tsk

Critique
28-06-2005, 03:20 PM
I must keep up to date and at least watch the nightly catch ups

I must keep up to date and at least watch the nightly catch ups

I must keep up to date and at least watch the nightly catch ups

I must keep up to date and at least watch the nightly catch ups

I must keep up to date and at least watch the nightly catch ups

I must keep up to date and at least watch the nightly catch ups

I must keep up to date and at least watch the nightly catch ups

I must keep up to date and at least watch the nightly catch ups

Please sir, can I be excused now?

Sorry - I fell asleep last night (how could I?) I think I am suffering post holiday sleep disorder ;)

I promise to do better
I promise to do better

I promise to do better

I promise to do better

I promise to do better
............... :sad: