Squeeze you butt cheeks together and have a look at this

Are you sitting comfortable? (http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/newpiles.html)

Er... thanks Andrea... I think. :shocking:

A Pepper Pot how did that get up there? "A Present from Margate" sent me into hysterics............. :w00t: :laugh:

Somebody was obviously expecting a slightly better present...

But a turnip - how big was that!!

Well I never!!!! This is the funniest link in ages...cow horn...was it still attached to the cow? M Object Number RecoveredGlass or ceramic Bottle (http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/explicar.jpg) or jar 32 Bottle with attached rope 1 Glass or cup 12 Light bulb (http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/bulb.html) 7 Tube 6Food Apple 1 Banana 2 Carrot (http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/carrot.html) 4 Cucumber 3 Onion 2 Parsnip 1 Plantain (with condom) 1 Potato 1 Salami 1 Turnip 1 Zucchini 2Wooden Ax handle 1 Stick or broom handle 10 Miscellaneous or unspecified 3Sexual Device Vibrator 23* (http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/newbutt.html#note) Dildo 15Kitchen device Dull knife 1 Ice pick 1 Knife sharpener 1 Mortar pestle 2 Spatula (plastic) 1 Spoon 1 Tin cup 1Miscellaneous tools Candle 1 Curling Iron (http://www.cynsa.com/butt/leviton/) 1 Flashlight 3 Iron rod 1 Pen 2 Rubber tube 1 Screwdriver 1 Toothbrush 1 Wire spring 1Inflated device Balloon 1 Balloon attached to cylinder 1 Condom 1Ball Baseball 2 Tennis ball 1 Pool cue ball 1Miscellaneous containers Baby powder can 1 Candle box 1 Shampoo Bottle 1 Snuff box 1Miscellaneous Bottle cap ** 1 Cattle horn 3 Chain (gold) 1 Frozen pig's tail 1 "Kangaroo tumor" # 1 Hair Mousse Cap 1 Plastic rod 1 Stone 2 Toothbrush holder 1 Toothbrush package 1 Whip handle 2* (http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/newbutt.html#note)Collections (one case of each) 2 Glass tubes 72 1/2 Jeweler's saw Oil can with potato stopper Piece of wood, peanut Umbrella handle and enema tubing 2 Glasses Phosphorus match ends (homicide) 402 Stones Toolbox ## 2 Bars soap Beer glass and preserving pot Lemon and cold cream jar 2 Apples Spectacles, suitcase key, tobacco pouch, and magazine total of 14 collections, with approximately 500 objects


* number may be larger (text unclear)**cannot exclude ingestion# unique case of pedunculated perianal skin tumor habitually inserted into rectum##inside a convict; contained saws and other items usable in escape attempts.