how would you know? :devil:




running.....

.....aiming :angry:

DYJHIW - You have to enforce a diet on your pets because they are becoming a bit podgey and they give you desperate starvation looks everytime you go by...:sad:

They are being fed the correct amount they just aren't getting any treats for a while...I have to be cruel to be kind apparently :sad:

DYJHIW it's raining - and it doesn't look like stopping

...your computer at home is/has been down and you come on here and NO ONE has even missed you...:cry:, I'm at the library BTW...a first for me:huh:

Missed who?!?!:ninja:

...your computer at home is/has been down and you come on here and NO ONE has even missed you...:cry:, I'm at the library BTW...a first for me:huh:

I would have missed you only I haven't been on much to notice you were gone...the others were probably all too busy in the arcade to notice you were gone...oooh the joys of addiction! :blink:

Oh, I forget about Haydon's cult, ummmm, I mean arcarde and how I really couldn't be missed with everyone over there getting all programmed, I mean enjoying the games...:w00t:

DYJHIW - You are driving Mama Coastie to the local airport today right at a time which will conflict with your prefered cinema viewing time! :cry: Once again Clive Owen will have to wait! :(

DYJHIW...kids learn to tell the time.:mad2:

The youngest buzzlet has just informed me it is too early for me to be drinking!!:cry:

Its never too early Buzz (says Bonnie glugging on a lager).

I try and wait until after 10am though :mellow:

Im in a bad mood today, and i hate it.

I woke up with it ... and im hoping it will leave soon.

A few things triggered it off i think. Someone has parked in our parking spot outside, which really annoys me. Why cant they park outside their own house. It was still there this morning.

Also next doors dog wouldnt stop barking last night, which in turn set ours off, so i didnt go to sleep till about 2am.

Then Bella had wet her bed this morning, so i had to bundle everything in the washing machine before work.

Plus, Bella bit my arm this morning and has given me a blood blister. She is like a little monkey and tries to de louse you. Very funny - until she misjudges were her teeth are and gives you a nasty nip :unsure:

the weather turned cool last night (42F), and I'm all snot and mucus and sinus headache...ONE MORE DAY OF IT AND I'LL GET A GOOD SHOT(from my doc)!!! I'd rather take a beating than have a sinus headache and snot...:ranting:

Peej, you up to giving me a good beating?? Wear your French Maid's costume??:naughty:

Peej, you up to giving me a good beating?? Wear your French Maid's costume??:naughty:

You think PJ should wear a french maids outfit :shocking:

DYJHIW..... there's sooooooo much housework to do it gets in the way of fun and lounging around:angry:

DYJHIW..... there's sooooooo much housework to do it gets in the way of fun and lounging around:angry:

never mind Ziller - just wallow in it for a couple more years and Aggy and Kim will be round so we can see "How Clean Your House Is" live on national tv

DYJHIW - You return from leave to find the only e-mail you can access is the work one :mad2: I cannot get into my hotmail or yahoo accounts and I am really peeved as I was expecting a rather important e-mail from a new press type contact! :mad2:

DYJHIW you foot hurts - and has done for a week :sad:

DYJHIW you foot hurts - and has done for a week :sad:

Gout?:mellow:

Gout?:mellow:


guzuntheit??:huh:

Gout?:mellow:

Can't be - I don't drink :whistling:

Actually I'm getting a little worried that I may have broken a bone - I may have to go to the doctor!!

ROB!!! hubby walked around for about 2 weeks with the top of his foot (toes, etc.) hurting b/4 I convinced him (translate: screamed and pestered) to go to the doctor...he had broken 2 bones and wore a cast for 6 weeks. The doc said b/c he'd waited (farted) around, it had started trying to heal and would probably end up with arthritis there. Quit being a man and go to the doctor!!:angry: xxoo msgirl

Can't be - I don't drink :whistling:

Actually I'm getting a little worried that I may have broken a bone - I may have to go to the doctor!!

When did the pain start?
What may have triggered it?
How many roads must a man walk down in agony before he takes the right one to the docs?

OK OK - I've got an appointment with the doctor tomorrow - I'd better not end up with the bloody thing in a cast though!

Aww Rob...just think you could get all the kids at school to sign it! :w00t:

OK OK - I've got an appointment with the doctor tomorrow - I'd better not end up with the bloody thing in a cast though!

Ooh Rob, come on, update please.

Have you got one of these on....:w00t:

http://people.csail.mit.edu/jrb/Projects/fuzz-foot.JPG

Quite boring I'm afraid - the doctor says I've probably got a sprain - I'm supposed to reat it and ice it - and he's given me some painkillers!

Mind you - he didn't sound totally sure!

Oooh, I'd go for second opinion rob!!:ninja:

DYJHIW - You have to cut short shopping with Mama Coastie when during lunch you come over feeling rather unwell...I wanted to be sick there and then but managed to get home with the help of mum and then spent the afternoon with a bucket beside me while I shivvered and gurgled all afternoon:ill: I'm fine now though...just peeved I didn't get all the shopping done I wanted to yesterday! :sad:

DYJHIW - you're skint & payday isn't for 2 weeks:sad:

DYJHIW - You open an e-mail attachment (e-card) and receive a warning that your work PC has recorded the fact that you tried to access an adult site! It was an e-card from a friend for halloween with not a nipple of willy in site...I now await my summons to HQ for a disciplinary! :(

DYJHIW - You open an e-mail attachment (e-card) and receive a warning that your work PC has recorded the fact that you tried to access an adult site! It was an e-card from a friend for halloween with not a nipple of willy in site...I now await my summons to HQ for a disciplinary! :(

I wouldn't go into Groucho's latest thread then, Coastie!!!! :naughty:

No I spotted the totle and thought...ooo best watch that one! :wink2:

DYJHIW ...

you politely (and I might add a lot more politely than I felt like being!!!) let your colleagues (who work in the same office but for a different dept so we answer each others phones) know that next time they are all out of the office all day that they, out of courtesy, let you know verbally, instead of writing it on the board and then swanning out of the office without talking to you.

since I plucked up the courage to confront them with it, I have been met with saracasm and general snidey comments making me feel like I'm being a bit precious about it all!! they have no idea who they are dealing with ... :devil:

:smilie: Need any assistance Dol :boxing:

No one upsets a mate of mine and gets away with it...I can be discrete...they would never know who called on me...:ninja:

DYJHIW - life is a piece of ****...........sorry for the pessimism

DYJHIW - life is a piece of ****...........sorry for the pessimism
I have just read your thread jaycee, there's no need for any apologies..

You get a text from Mr.B saying he thinks that Bella might have cystitus (sp).

Now im sat here wondering what to do. I wish i was at home.

Basically the night before last she was wee'ing OK. I know this because she did it all over my kitchen floor :wallbash: But last night when she snuggled into me i remember saying that she had a hot little body. But, if she had cystitus she would of been rushing outside every 2 minutes for a wee ... and she didnt.

So now i dont know whether to take her to the vets .... or wait until tomorrow and see how she is. I am a bit of a neurotic mother :unsure:

poor Bella ... er ... we are talking about the dog Bella and not the poster Bella are we?!:w00t: :bag:

sorry for being obvious but I always think of the "real" Bella whenever you mention your dawg, Bonsai!!! :blush:


in regards to Doggy Bella - take her to the vets or at least make an appointment if she perks up you can always cancel. Do you have pet insurance?

Yes Dol i do have pet insurance (thank god !!!).

Mr.B took Bella for a walk this morning, and she still didnt seem right to him - so i have booked her an appointment for 3:50pm this afternoon. Hopefully she will be OK after a dose of antibiotics.

BTW - i wonder if the "real" Bella on here has a 'hot little body' too :laugh:

any news bons?

yep - news just in :cool:

Bella is fine. She does have cystitus (sp) so she is on tablets. She will get numerous snogs and kisses this evening.

Thanks for asking :wub:

Bella is fine. She does have cystitus (sp) so she is on tablets. She will get numerous snogs and kisses this evening.



I'm glad bella is on the road to recovery - but less snogging please - she doesn't want a whole new batch of germs! :laugh:

You wear a skirt which is a little .... snug.

You then eat a whopping great egg sarnie, and now you feel your belly looks like a balloon, and is DEFINTELY cutting you in half :blink:

One simple answer, Bons. Don't wear skirts. Works for me. :good:

One simple answer, Bons. Don't wear skirts. Works for me. :good:

The thing is ... i dont really 'do' trousers. They highlight my bad area, i.e. my bum :bag:

Mine too, Bons, but if I wore skirts, people's eyes would be so shocked by my shapeless ankles, there'd be accidents all over the place, so it's best I stick to trousers.

I see it as God's way of balancing my abundance of beauty and talent. :w00t:

I see it as God's way of balancing my abundance of beauty and talent. :w00t:

Blimey Pats, there must be loads you're still keeping from us! :bye:

I am bored shi*tless.

The bosses of gone someone hot and sunny .... but we have to work, just incase something urgent happens before Xmas.

Of course nothing will happen. Who wants to think about their investments this side of Christmas.

So i have spent all week now surfing the internet .... and im fed up, BIG TIME.

I wanna go home and eat yummy things and watch rubbish Xmas movies on Sky.

DYJHIW - Anul retention reaches an all time high at H.Q.!

Following a pointless disciplinary of two members of staff over an e-mail they sent to people who would not be offended by the cartoon of a woman using a mans willy instead of the trapeze bar (it was an advert for viagra) via the works intranet I composed the following adaptation of Cliffs Misteltoe and Wine...(note: Minesweeper is the new software I.T. has installed to monitor e-mails)

Dummy Spit and Whine

not by Cliff Richard

Boredom sets in, I.T. have whinged
No e-mails to send, there are new restrictions
No more laughter, no more joy
Depression sets in, vallium deployed

It's misers time, dummy spit and whine
No jokes to share, that would be a crime
Be watchful young Coastguards of e-mails you see
Minesweeper may catch you spreading the glee

A time for not living, a time for scheeming
A time for not trusting, and for deceiving
Don't get caught out, you have been warned
Send the wrong e-mail and you will be scorned

It's misers time, dummy spit and whine
No jokes to share, that would be a crime
Be watchful young Coastguards of e-mails you see
Minesweeper may catch you spreading the glee

(Anul night...who gives a ****e...)

A time for reflecting, a time for regretting
An e-mail was sent and received a good vetting
I.T. did squeal, H.Q. made a meal
Over kill and grief makes ya sick to the teeth

It's misers time, dummy spit and whine
No jokes to share, that would be a crime
Be watchful young Coastguards of e-mails you see
Minesweeper may catch you spreading the glee

very good! i like your version better than Cliff's!

Well, look at our little rebellious Coaster!! You go girl!!:sun:

Well, look at our little rebellious Coaster!! You go girl!!:sun:

Are you dissin' me...am I bov'er'd...no really am I...eh..eh..do I look bov'er'd...:assshake:

DYJHIW...you get fired from work for questioning your boss about her 'practice' of paying overtime or not paying overtime and making you use it as regular time and she feels 'threatened' and sends her husband (who's co-owner) to meet you at the door and call you in the office and fire you?? I got my o/t and I have a possible directors job lined up...so, maybe not so bad. Even if he's a w. anker!!:assshake:

and I have a call in to Wage and Labor...that ought to be a lovely day in thier neighborhood!

I dont understand your post MS. So have you been fired ?? Are you now jobless ??? Or have you walked straight into another job ???

Whatever the answers .... good luck.

DYJHIW - you have to work :mad2: Well, its not really work is it spamming on here, but i am in the office until 1pm, and im all alone and a little miserable. I wish i was at home stuffing chocolate down my throat.

Bons, I got fired. I have applied for a better job that I believe I have a very good chance at getting. The Wage and Labor Board are about to do a thorough investigation of my previous employer b/c they are cheating people out of overtime. sorry if I confused you. and after the voddy I've consumed already...it may get worse.:shutup:

DYJHIW - Your mate decides to take a job to Katmandu for the few days when you were both due to go on an Artic training weekend...I now have to re-think my travel plans and it hurts my poor addled brain:sad:

Bons, I got fired. I have applied for a better job that I believe I have a very good chance at getting. The Wage and Labor Board are about to do a thorough investigation of my previous employer b/c they are cheating people out of overtime. sorry if I confused you. and after the voddy I've consumed already...it may get worse.:shutup:

Im sorry to hear that MS .... and i have all my fingers and toes crossed for you in getting the new and improved job.

Good luck :thumbsup:

DYJHIW - Your mate decides to take a job to Katmandu for the few days when you were both due to go on an Artic training weekend...I now have to re-think my travel plans and it hurts my poor addled brain:sad:

can't you go on your own? you don't want to be behind when you do the real thing do you! can you reschedule? are you having kind thoughts about your friend? Katmandu? you're having a laugh aren't you!?

can't you go on your own? you don't want to be behind when you do the real thing do you! can you reschedule? are you having kind thoughts about your friend? Katmandu? you're having a laugh aren't you!?

I shall be going alone...the pants part is that I have to drive alone, no navigator, to Bwlch in Brecon, Wales! :shocking:

I shall leave Friday and return Sunday...I hope...

My mate is spending two days in Uruga...or something like that, which is a place with great diving and beautiful beaches, before she accompanies a sick person back to their home town of Katmandu...during her time there my mate will be taking a flight around Everest...and will always smell funny...so not fair as she is also getting paid for the privildge! :mad2:

Im sorry to hear that MS .... and i have all my fingers and toes crossed for you in getting the new and improved job.

Good luck :thumbsup:


Thanks Bons. I'm skint and depressed but I'm sooooo less stressed and glad I don't have to worry about the things that are being done "incorrectly" and the impact they would have had on my reputation had something happened, as I fear it will. Also, Wage and Labor are going to investigate her paying practices and all of the time I worked overtime yet had to use as straight time, I will get re-imbursed and with interest. No idea when that will be as I was told they have a small backlog in the Tupelo office and it really doesn't matter as long as things are made right for myself and for the others who won't speak up for themselves. Me and my big mouth...sometimes a good thing!:applause:

DYJHIW - You clock up a score of over 100,000 on Jewels in the arcade, which admittedly isn't as high as SB's 150 odd thousand...and because it took you so long to get there the computer doesn't log your score in the high scores table (on which i should now be second) as it has timed your username out! :mad:

Phew - I can still sleep soundly then ...

DYJHIW...some little bast ard steals your son's mobile phone from the PE changing room at school and the naffing insurance won't pay out because the changing room was not 'forcibly entered' and they deem that he left the phone unattended and therefore open to theft.....and it was his christmas present:ranting: :ranting:

Im sorry to hear that Buzz. How much will that cost to replace ??

DYJHIW you have a power cut at home. The power went off at midday yesterday, and it came on at 2am this morning. So 14hrs without power. Im now worried about the contents of my freezer, and the timer on the boiler is b*g*gered up, so it was freezing in the house this morning !!!

Plus ... and the worst part was .... I missed Big Brother :mellow:

Wasting money - DYHIW you fork out a fiver to see which gobby cow has been bad repping you, then you realise you knew all along.

Wasting money - DYHIW you fork out a fiver to see which gobby cow has been bad repping you, then you realise you knew all along.


d'oh! never mind! shall I sign it next time (or has someone else done it aswell!!) ... well I was fed up good repping you!!!!

Im sorry to hear that Buzz. How much will that cost to replace ??

DYJHIW you have a power cut at home. The power went off at midday yesterday, and it came on at 2am this morning. So 14hrs without power. Im now worried about the contents of my freezer, and the timer on the boiler is b*g*gered up, so it was freezing in the house this morning !!!

Plus ... and the worst part was .... I missed Big Brother :mellow:

Bon - you can get compensation from your energy supplier if the power is off for a certain period of time and that time results in the spoiling of stored food.

Unfortunately I can't remember how long the power ahs to be off for but 14hrs sounds long enough!

Get onto your supplier and explain that ex-amount of food was ruined as it defrosted during the cut and your should get some compensation...failing that some home contents insurance policies cover it.

SF - it weren't me!

Mr.B closes down one of his driving schools :surrender:

Sorry Bons...:sad:

DYJHIW...you are snotty and congested and achey and you have an all day CPR and First Aid class you HAVE to go to. I need a sinus cocktail shot, PRONTO!!:ill:

DYJHIW - Sid gets an eye infection and after warm salt water rinses, eye drops and now antibiotics it still refuses to clear up! :( What's more the vet seemed fresh out of ideas when I took him the second time around! :cry:

DYJHIW - Sid gets an eye infection and after warm salt water rinses, eye drops and now antibiotics it still refuses to clear up! :( What's more the vet seemed fresh out of ideas when I took him the second time around! :cry:
Awwww, have you had a look on the internet to see what other people have done in these situations ? Maybe someone else who isnt a vet can suggest something ?

I wish the little mite luck ;)

Well...I think the problem could be that he doesn't leave it alone...it obviously irritates him and aside from sticking a cone around his head, which would stay on for 2 milliseconds no doubt (as Milo would help him to pull it off) I can't think of anything else to do for him. He has a permanent blob of blood like goo in his eye so I think the lads may have been having a bit of a barney and Milo nicked him with a claw...they don't normally fight but I am not always there to watch them and a flaying claw in a play scrap could be the cause...

It's so frustrating as I want to help him but it just aint happening!:cry:

DYJHIW - You have a brain fart and think your mortgage is due for renewal in April when it's infact due in March and so you have 4 weeks to sort out a new one...

Added to this is the fact you are away for two weeks of the four and you will be shelling out around £300 in legal fees to have Mama Coastie removed from the deeds (as she kinda co-signed originally so that I could get the house in the first place) as frre-legal wont do it for you and you want to have everything in your own name! :angry:

Fortunately I have a good old school chum, now mortgage advisor, sorting it for me and they will chase Bank of Scotland to get it sorted soon as!

DYJHIW.......

I have a streaming cold. My nose and my eyes are streaming faster than Niagara Falls, and I have a secondary abscess on my tooth, which is going to need either pulling or the root canal redone. I first had it done 20 years ago, and it needs doing again. And I am also on antibiotics from the dentist that are making me feel so pukey. :ill:

DYJHIW...you've slept about 12 hours since you got in from the hospital, having had your procedure and all looped up from the IV drugs still, and NOW at 2.10am you're all bright eyed and bushy tailed!! I guess I can catch you early birds on here I never see and google some things...:w00t:!

Well, I'll get to get the first shower and not run out of hot water. And I'll get a jump on the last work day of the week. I may need a nap later in the day...:bag:

And I'll get a jump on the last work day of the week. I may need a nap later in the day...:bag:

good lord, MSg! you are a machine! what with getting "jumped" and your pearl necklaces - do you ever stop thinking about sex?!!!!

you southern gals! :devil:

Dol, I had my little signature thing up for awhile...before I got fickle and changed it. It said "Southern Belles just ring louder!!":applause: :pimp: :naughty:

p.s. Our lovely Professor Groucho explained the 'necklace' thing. He's sooo helpful on explaining and teaching the ones of us w/o knowledge in his many areas of expertise!!:wub: :huh:

DYJHIW you could have easily gone out yesterday when you had a car available but decided to leave it till today when the car is no longer here and it`s now pouring down :angry:

DYJHIW - You nitice a bit of the front grill of your car has gone missing! :evilmad:

Coaster, did ya hit any...thing...body?? Just trying to help!!:ninja: kisses, hugs, chocolate...:cool:

No...it either fell off on it's own accord or was nicked! :evilmad: :ranting:
That's what's so ruddy annoying!

DYJHIW - You set up the VCR to record the boxing the other night only to find it's up to it's old tricks of random tape spitting and it's ejected the tape for no reason...grrr...:ranting: - It better have stayed in last night or I'll scream I tell ya...screeeeeam!

also...

DYJHIW - the arcade fails to recognise your high score!:ranting:

also...

DYJHIW - the arcade fails to recognise your high score!:ranting:

It does that to me ALL THE TIME or I'm possibly...delusional...dunno which:unsure:

dyjhiw...you get your first sunburn of the year!!! I'll have to post pics, it's a real doozy!!:sun:

When Bailey keeps shagging my poor innocent little Bella :shocking:

Bella has been in season for the last fortnight - and Bailey hasnt been remotely interested. But last night, on her last week of 'blobbing' he has suddenly decided that she is his favourite pin up girl .... and he has literally been pining her up again the wall !!!

Poor thing. She is walking like John Wayne and he has a sore willy. I kid you not, his willy is very sore looking. Serves the dirty B***tard right. I tell you, there should be laws again siblings sh**gging .... oh, I forgot, there is :unsure:

Good Night Bons, what in the world are they watching on the telly?? Tell them it's WRONG!! Just WRONG!!:pimp:

DYJHIW - Even with antibiotics Sid's cut isn't looking any better! :( I shall have to take him back to the vet in a couple of days...

Poor Sid...man, if it weren't you Miss Coaster, and your R-A-T, I'd be questioning my replying to this thread. I guess my affection to you has overcome your habit of keeping the RATS...:ninja:! (Maybe I will have my meds checked though...possibly upped!:blink: )

DYJHIW - You have to be cruel to be kind...

Sid now has stitches having had a lump that had turned nasty (vets words not mine) removed. As a result he has to be in his own, smaller, cage for a while so he can heal without Milo picking at his stitches.

As a result Milo is feeling sorry for himself as he misses direct contact with his playmate and Sid is looking hard done by as he doesn't have as much room to run around in as normal or Milo to use as a pillow!

Still only another 10 days to go! :bored:

DYJHIW - Cute, nice guy comes over and states he remembers you from 10.5 yrs ago and ask's how you're doing etc...and when you ask him what he's up to now the first things he say's is...'Well I've got 2 kids and an American wife!' - DOH! :wallbash:

and what's wrong with his American wife??:wink_kiss

Is it just me, or is this forum dog slow ?

oh cool bons, I thought it was my ancient computer! Does seem to be taking ages to load each page....

it is slow - but I mean the slow to respond to topics slow!

I admit I'm guilty of that too - not responding to topics.

I'm very very disappointed with the Big Bro threads this year - they are practically non-existent - in fact I'm just going to pop in there and start a few pointless Big Bro threads (Coastie, you, in particular, will be pleased about that!).

Dol...people have obviously, finally, seen the light and realise BB is a pile of steaming :pooh: and that the money they spend on such drivel would be better spent on a new series of survivor! :w00t:

DYJHIW nobody has bought your house yet.:sad:

dyjhiw...you wake up and freak totally out b/c you think it's not the day it is and that you are supposed to be somewhere and you make phone calls apologizing for NOT being there and people are ROTFLTAO b/c it's NOT the day??:blush:

I've had a crap week for a week that was s'posed to laid back and slow, being that the daycare was closed. I had 3 meetings, 2 of which I'd had a couple of stiff vodkas beforehand, and had to fire someone. Anyway, people got a good laugh out of my confusion!

Dol...people have obviously, finally, seen the light and realise BB is a pile of steaming :pooh: and that the money they spend on such drivel would be better spent on a new series of survivor! :w00t:

DYJHIW... there's still no new series of Survivor... I'll never stop believing! :'(

....you eat 4 bits of KFC and you're still ravenous??????

....you eat 4 bits of KFC and you're still ravenous??????

Obviously pi$$ed......





no one eats KFC sober:sick: