DYJHIW you have just done all your make up, added the final flourish with mascara...........and then you sneeze and end up looking like a fluffy panda! :angry:

DYJHIW New members who have joined after you, soar with their posts. I am obviously not a chatterbox.

it's quantity, not quality that counts, tonee :wink2:

The only night you go out, everyone else has a party in the chatroom :(


Give a girl,a complex why don't you :( :laugh:
we thought you were there, masquerading as X-bot:laugh:

we thought you were there, masquerading as X-bot:laugh:


As if I would :devil: :laugh:

He spoke to us:ohmy:

He spoke to us:ohmy:

He does..... sometimes :wink2:

DYJHIW....


you thought of something really apt for this thread and can't remember wtf it was now!!!

...when Scrapheap Challenge is the best thing on TV, but actually you find it quite exciting...:unsure:

You've been out in the cold, just put the kids to bed and dying to relax and have a lovely hot soak... but there's no hot water

So you put the immersion heater on and wait for 1 and a half hours - there should be plenty of hot water now... You start running the bath and its freezing....

You collapse in frustration on the sofa and shout about the stupid boiler! Your husband checks the switch tells you you didn't click the switch properly!! :sad:

All you want is a hot bath!! :mad1: :ranting: :mad1: :ranting:

DYJHIW - You thought you had all the leave you need for your trip to Egypt when you find out that the School Hols are a different date to what you expected and you know find the leave you need has already been taken and you have to creep and grovel to the person who has it in the hope they will let you swap....this after having to mess the poor peeps about once already...:blush:

DYJHIW - miss ils has concert tickets delivered to 'home' as she thinks this will be safer than to being delivered to the uni and they refuse to let you sign for them as you can't prove you are 'miss ils' :ranting: Well of course I can't !!!!

DYJHIW you go out for the first time in a month, and come home to find hubby asleep on the couch, the washing up from tea time still not done, sandwiches not made for tomorrow's pack-up, and when hubby does rise from his sleep he informs me the kids didn't go to bed till late, 9pm. From that you know you are going to have two grouchy kids in the am.

2 shopping hates

DYJHIW you're in the changing room struggling to get into a size 16 and you hear a voice from the next changing room, 'this one's too big, can you get me an 8?'. Grrrrrrr!

DYJHIW you're looking at something and someone comes and stands right next to you to look at the same thing. This happened to me twice today. Once when I was looking at a birtdhay card for an 11 year old, I had a woman either side of looking at the 9 and 12 cards. Then later looking at foundation some rude cow came up and was picking up the stuff I was looking at. If I see someone looking at something I want to look at I wait a couple of minutes. I hate having my space invaded and I never invade anyone elses.

God I hate that - and for some reason, that annoying woman always seems to follow me round the shop too, hovering at everything I look at.


Obviously I am a style icon and must expect this, but it does grate :cool:

DYJHIW - your son gives you a white chocolate mouse and you choke on it :sad:

Do you think it was trying to tell me something? :laugh:

DYJHIW - You go to the Sunday night pub quiz only to find it's the sleazy, crude bumhole whose doing it and you don't recognise him until after you have put your pound in the pot and so feel obligued to play on...he is a disgusting pig! :angry:

DYJHIW your boss all but accuses you outright of "faking" an illness....

DYJHIW - you accidentally run over one of Mr F's doves and squash it dead!!

DYJHIW - you son gets yet another detention :(

DYJHIW - you accidentally run over one of Mr F's doves and squash it dead!!
......ooops

DYJHIW - you call your lecturer "mum"!!! - and he's a he!!!!!

.........when yout get two estate agents round and they give you two different valuations for your house at £15,000 difference...

Which one is right? :mad2:

get a third and go for the middle one.

get a third and go for the middle one.


have arranged another vist for tomorrow...we'll see how that one goes....hate this game already!

Ha!! I am in a gutted mood today as a house I designed and got built back in the 70's has just gone on the market for nearly £800k.....I got about £60k for it when I sold it..........if only I had hung on to it! :mad2:

Always get 3 quotes Buzz, and try to get a set fee for the sale, you can haggle on that one! Many now will just charge a straight £600, and not a percentage.

Always get 3 quotes Buzz, and try to get a set fee for the sale, you can haggle on that one! Many now will just charge a straight £600, and not a percentage.


Thanks for the advice. Have never done this house selling business before (ah bless) and so all new to us. :unsure:

Thanks for the advice. Have never done this house selling business before (ah bless) and so all new to us. :unsure:
...oh pants, now you are entering the lions den!!!! Good luck, I have one on the market and nada, nothing, zilch, zero for weeks and weeks and weeks.:sad:

Thanks for the advice. Have never done this house selling business before (ah bless) and so all new to us. :unsure:
Oh, and don't always go for the higher value for the house, some agents will overprice a property (and buyers know if they are getting a good deal or not, they will be veiwing loads in a certain price range). Take an average of the 3 prices, see what is already on the market at that price, and then you fix your own. If on at the right price it will sell better.

Flip - could yours be overpriced?

DYJHIW - You have a head full of snot! :sad:

...oh pants, now you are entering the lions den!!!! Good luck, I have one on the market and nada, nothing, zilch, zero for weeks and weeks and weeks.:sad:Could be an estate agent deficiency. I have lost count of the number of friends, relatives and clients who have told me that as soon as they changed estate agents, they got loads of interest in their property.

As for deals with estate agents, just remember that you do get what you pay for. I would have to look a little suspiciously at an estate agent that charged £600. No matter how much their fees may tend to be over-priced (in my humble opinion, of course), the fact that some agents will receive £3,000 for a sale does at least suggest they have an incentive for putting in a little more effort selling it.

Blink! (no I'm not stalking you! LOL). A lot of agents up here in the north have gone onto set fees now, and I think rightly so. I sold my house through an agent that did this within one week, and bought mine within 24 hours on the market the same route. This was only a few months ago - when the market was 'slowing'. Only about 7 years ago many agents were charging 2% - plus costs, and it was a massive rip off.


You are right about the agents though, I know there are some I, as a buyer, wouldn't touch with a bargepole. Changing your agent is a good move and should cost you nothing.

.........when yout get two estate agents round and they give you two different valuations for your house at £15,000 difference...

Which one is right? :mad2:

Some estate agents value your house higher to get your business. Others value them lower to get a quick sale (typically a smaller estate agent). They are all usually very convincing. Its best to go somewhere near the higher end and see what the viewers think in the first 2 weeks. Then contemplate lowering your price if there is no interest. Its best not to hold out too long for the higher price as the property market is not looking too good at the moment and your property may reduce in price if left on the market too long.

Be careful which estate agent you go with and even consider going with 2 or 3. Then disinstruct them if they are crap. Some are terrible but you never know until you have used them or a friend has. Don't go with the innitial fee they quote you on multi-agent... I'd advise you tell them another agent quoted you say 2.5%... they usually try compete.

We've sold recently, we used 3 agents. One was brilliant and the other 2 (though they seemed the most popular choice to most) were terrible. The one who sold ours (Eric v Stansfield) was excellent in every way. There is nothing worse than no feedback after viewings etc We ended up disinstructing the other 2...

Some estate agents value your house higher to get your business. Others value them lower to get a quick sale (typically a smaller estate agent). They are all usually very convincing. Its best to go somewhere near the higher end and see what the viewers think in the first 2 weeks. Then contemplate lowering your price if there is no interest. Its best not to hold out too long for the higher price as the property market is not looking too good at the moment and your property may reduce in price if left on the market too long.

Be careful which estate agent you go with and even consider going with 2 or 3. Then disinstruct them if they are crap. Some are terrible but you never know until you have used them or a friend has. Don't go with the innitial fee they quote you on multi-agent... I'd advise you tell them another agent quoted you say 2.5%... they usually try compete.

We've sold recently, we used 3 agents. One was brilliant and the other 2 (though they seemed the most popular choice to most) were terrible. The one who sold ours (Eric v Stansfield) was excellent in every way. There is nothing worse than no feedback after viewings etc We ended up disinstructing the other 2...
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DYJHIW one of your Xmas presents, farenheit 911 dvd, is being shown on channel 4 next week.

DYJHIW one of your Xmas presents, farenheit 911 dvd, is being shown on channel 4 next week.

Yes...but ch4 wont be giving you all the extras and it will have all those annoying adverts! :cool2: ......

.......pigeons fly upside down as they pass directly over the neighbour you hate as they're washing their car......

.......pigeons fly upside down as they pass directly over the neighbour you hate as they're washing their car......
you made that up

you made that up

....yeah of course.....but I still hate it...

....yeah of course.....but I still hate it...
Life Woodstock..Life.

****s on you it does...

Learn to smile.

:bye:

DYJHIW - You have a head full of snot! :sad:
I think this should be moved to the "Coastie's revolting" thread! moderator please do the honours! :laugh:

DYJHIW you just know that "hubbies" mate will be round in a minute and all you want to do is plonk yourself down in front of CBB........:sad:

This is a massive DYJHIW
I found a fantastic deal to Canada at the end of Feb, bargain 14 nigths for the price of 11, was trying like mad to get hold of boyfriend but no luck, at last he called me and said yes I'll go, yes book it! But when I rang they'd just sold the last one 15 minutes earlier. The only other they have is the day before my birthday and I want to be here for my birthday and it was more money.
I'm fed up :( but at least I know the other half is feeling up to going (cos he's not been well)

Oh bad luck Bob, I hope you get something sorted soon. Just make sure you are in England on the 26th of Feb!

Oh bad luck Bob, I hope you get something sorted soon. Just make sure you are in England on the 26th of Feb!Funnily enough that holiday we missed out on was for dept 26th! You don't work for a travel agents do you ILS?! :devil:

Funnily enough that holiday we missed out on was for dept 26th! You don't work for a travel agents do you ILS?! :devil:

Nah.... it is just fate Bob!

DYJHIW, you can't go to the SO meet cos you're going on holiday (I'll try not to be too sad (:excl: )
Shame, I'll see you all at the next one :bye:

DYJHIW, you can't go to the SO meet cos you're going on holiday



DYJHIW - Bob isn't coming to the SO meet !

Shame, I'll see you all at the next one :bye

I'll keep you to that!! :laugh:

DYJHIW, you can't go to the SO meet cos you're going on holiday (I'll try not to be too sad (:excl: )
I reckon you are really going to be there and you will just be in another one of your master disguises:laugh:

DYJHIW - your youngest son knocks your favourtie glass off the kitchen side and it smashes :sad:

DYJHIW your caffetiere is broken! :eek:

Oh no Dab..... :sad:

DYJHIW - Your shower turns into a time machine and the 5 minutes you think you've spent in there turns out to be 20...and as a direct result you end up running around the house like a loon only to be delayed further by old man in shop (I'm milk monitor today) and then the road sweeper...I only just made it to work on time! :wacko:

DYJHIW - Try as you may you cannot get the time off to take your mum to experience the BAFTA's red carpet for the first time...and she was looking forward to it... :sad:

DYJHIW - it's ffffffffff freezing in the cinema! We sat there with our coats, gloves and scarves on and we were still cold!

DYJHIW - miss ils phones whilst you are out! :ranting:

DYJHIW - you get an email from Bonnie saying she can't access SO forums as her password doesn't work :(

DYJHIW - you get an email from Bonnie saying she can't access SO forums as her password doesn't work :(

Never fear, Bonnies here :laugh:

Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooo:wave: Bonnie.

Good to see you.

.....the indicator in your car cancels itself many seconds before you gave it permission to...

......marketing execs decide to change "Opal Fruits" to "Starburst"

.....anything else you wish to remove from our childhood? - you thoughtless swines!

The day Marathon became Snickers....what's that all about! :angry:

DYJHIW Nipper Dawg has a good old roll in something NASTY and you have to get him showered while trying desperately not to get it anywhere on you or on anything in the house and refrain from throwing up at the putrid stench :sick: :sick: ..... and he did it TWICE in one day....eewwwwwww!

DYJHIW - You experience symptoms of RSI, report it to your manager requesting a wrist rest (which you know has helped in the past) and are told that you have to await an assesment by the health and safety bods who will be visiting at some stage.......Sorry but my wrist hurts now...am I to stop working until they have assessed me! :angry:

DYJHIW - You experience symptoms of RSI, report it to your manager requesting a wrist rest (which you know has helped in the past) and are told that you have to await an assesment by the health and safety bods who will be visiting at some stage.......Sorry but my wrist hurts now...am I to stop working until they have assessed me! :angry:

Awwww Coastie, im sorry to hear about your wrist ...... but i thought by law under the health and safety at work banner you have to be supplied with a wrist rest if you request one. They cant say now - so slap them about a bit.

I hope you manage to rest it over the weekend, and it doesnt hurt as much on Monday :)

DYJHIW - You experience symptoms of RSI, report it to your manager requesting a wrist rest (which you know has helped in the past) and are told that you have to await an assesment by the health and safety bods who will be visiting at some stage.......Sorry but my wrist hurts now...am I to stop working until they have assessed me! :angry:

Coastie, don't get angry. Just get a big heavy stick and beat the dickhead with it until he realises the error of his ways! :boxing: Sounds like he's a prime candidate for self-induced RSI, anyway.

...when you go on a sunbed for the first time since you were pregnant and your erm, abdomen, is now bright pink and somewhat sore :blush:

......when a fecking wood-pigeon (well, the one's that sound like owls anyway) decides to perch on the roof of your house, directly above your bedroom, and.......hang on.........he's actually gone now (tempting fate).....anyway, he cooed for about 2 hours non-stop, and I don't mind hearing these things in a beautiful setting like a woodland etc but they can really vexate the crap out of you when you're trying to get some kip......I thank yo

I wondered what you were doing up so early.
Glad someone else is though.

:hug:

......when a fecking wood-pigeon (well, the one's that sound like owls anyway) decides to perch on the roof of your house, directly above your bedroom, and.......hang on.........he's actually gone now (tempting fate).....anyway, he cooed for about 2 hours non-stop, and I don't mind hearing these things in a beautiful setting like a woodland etc but they can really vexate the crap out of you when you're trying to get some kip......I thank yoAgony uncle Cockney says buy a air gun it worked with the one that tried to nest on my satellite dish



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Your sons team lose 5-3 :(

DYJHIW your order from Amazon still hasn't been dispatched, and I just know its my hubbys fishing book thats holding it all up http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_6_102.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYAXGB)

DYJHIW - you go to bed with a headache and it is still there when you wake up :sad:

DYJHIW...son opens new packet of chicken slices when one was just opened yesterday....AAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

The passport office lose your babies passport application and you are going on holiday in 12 days


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Oh not good cockney :sad:


DYJHIW - you have had a headache (not a bad one but one that just won't go away) for nearly 24 hours :sad:

:rolleyes: The last hour before you leave work seems like four...

We now have to go to the passport office in person, re-do all the forms and photos, get a duplicate birth certificate, and pay 60 quid for the privilege.


I am sooo not impressed :mad2:

DYJHIW - Just because one of my best mates happens to be 12 yrs older than me and lives in a bedsit people jump to the conclusion that we must be lesbian lovers....... :ranting:

I sleep on the floor and the only reason I visit so often is because it only costs me £2 return by coach and I enjoy the theatre and London life!

Why do people do that....we are just good mates and thats that. :angry:

You've upset someone and you have no idea why. :(

.....you've no inkling as to why someone believes that they have upset you....

.....you've no inkling as to why someone believes that they have upset you....

You realize you may be getting this wrong and feel relieved .. and a bit silly...

;)

You’re trying to upset someone and they are two thick skinned to notice


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DJYHIW - some one pulls out in front of you, so you have to slow down and then they proceed in travelling at half the bloody speed limit on a road you can't over take them!!!! :ranting:

Someone takes you seriously and you are only teasing him cos you like him really
and think he is very funny
Stop sulking you big tub of lard and post something I ain't laughed in half an hour

You can't reply to someone's PM as their mailbox is full.

:wink2:

Someone takes you seriously and you are only teasing him cos you like him really
and think he is very funny
Stop sulking you big tub of lard and post something I ain't laughed in half an hour


what....was that my wake up call?? - tub of lard, huh?......I've been called worse things.......I actually quite like that tub of lard. I' have no idea myself what the heck is going on, I'm waiting for the dust to settle so I cen get a clearer view....

I think she wants you to empty your inbox woody

I think she wants you to empty your inbox woody
ahhh! - that'd be an idea

DYJHIW......


you run a lovely bubbly bath to relax in a Sunday morning and just before I get in for a lovely long soak, my son does a great big smelly dump in the toilet! .....bang goes the effects of my aromatherapy bath oil!

DYJHIW......


you run a lovely bubbly bath to relax in a Sunday morning and just before I get in for a lovely long soak, my son does a great big smelly dump in the toilet! .....bang goes the effects of my aromatherapy bath oil!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: He's his mother's son!

DYJHIW you have the biggest spot in all of spotdom and it's your first day in your new job tomorow. :sad:

DYJHIW you have the biggest spot in all of spotdom and it's your first day in your new job tomorow. :sad:
tea tree oil is required Max- its amaxing stuff!

DYJHIW you wake up and its a GORGEOUS day so think you will go for a nice walk on the moors, then an hour and half later its gone dull and cloudy with rain iminent (sp?) :angry:

DYJHIW......where do I start today........ my kettle blew up about two hours ago and just now as I was cleaning my oven, I took out the inner glass door and it shattered into a million pieces in my hands....I didn't even drop it...it just shattered and I phone the insurance company and I am not covered for accidental damage, when I explained it was not ana ccdent...I'm still not covered cos ovens are only insured for electrical and mechanical breakdown.

I feel :angry: :sad: :sick:

Oh buzz - what a day! no wonder you are fed up!

I feel guilty saying I was fed up now! As the only reason I am fed up is that I got cold watching my son teams loose. Hardly as bad as your day!

sympathetic ..... (see Buzz's post).

My iron caught fire the other week whilst I was ironing and it scared the bejezus out of me ...and singed my arm .... on the plus side I couldn't carry on the with ironing!

Buzz that sounds utterly RUBBISH. It's one of those things where you think, OK, it's not the end of the world - but actually it's going to take WEEKS to sort out and what do you do in the meantime? You have my sympathy - is the oven unuseable without it?

Buzz that sounds utterly RUBBISH. It's one of those things where you think, OK, it's not the end of the world - but actually it's going to take WEEKS to sort out and what do you do in the meantime? You have my sympathy - is the oven unuseable without it?


I'm not really sure if I can still use the oven...it works...its just the door gets exceptioanlly hot and I don't want to end up ruining the whole bleedin oven, when it's just the inner glass thats needs replacing...it really is just the **** it factor at the moment..knowng I have got to order the glass and wait for it to be delivered it could take days to sort out.....so am going to ge the boys to bed and get rip roaring drunk...after I have done the ironing...although the way today has gone I am almost afraid to get the iron out!!

Thanks for the sympathy though...it does make me feel better

Poor old Buzz.

Careful with the wine glasses later! :hug:

I'm not really sure if I can still use the oven...

Don't use it Buzz, just go around to Cat's for dinner for the rest of the week! :laugh:

DYJHIW......


you run a lovely bubbly bath to relax in a Sunday morning and just before I get in for a lovely long soak, my son does a great big smelly dump in the toilet! .....bang goes the effects of my aromatherapy bath oil!
Lordy this made me larf so much.. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Don't use it Buzz, just go around to Cat's for dinner for the rest of the week! :laugh:


Now thats the best idea I've heard in ages........thank ils.



What say you Cat??? :wink2:

Buzz...you are welcome round at mine..

Also for some reason I am still firing well...on the baileys now..we can both be hung over tomorrow in one little office.

I'ts Dolores for some reason she has gone from dull and abusive to abusive and extremely funny..remarkable!!!

Don't be glum Buzz...lets get sloshed....

Is mr buzz back?

Buzz...you are welcome round at mine..

Also for some reason I am still firing well...on the baileys now..we can both be hung over tomorrow in one little office.

I'ts Dolores for some reason she has gone from dull and abusive to abusive and extremely funny..remarkable!!!

Don't be glum Buzz...lets get sloshed....

Is mr buzz back?


Thank you very much cat...your kind offer is much appreciated.

Mr Buzz is still AWOL I don't expect him home before throwing out time. I did ring and tell him about oven situation - his sympathay as always was understated!! He was still in London at that time and still concious which was a good sign.

DYJHIW......where do I start today........ my kettle blew up about two hours ago and just now as I was cleaning my oven, I took out the inner glass door and it shattered into a million pieces in my hands....I didn't even drop it...it just shattered and I phone the insurance company and I am not covered for accidental damage, when I explained it was not ana ccdent...I'm still not covered cos ovens are only insured for electrical and mechanical breakdown.

I feel :angry: :sad: :sick:
Buzzster - advice from Cockney - don't use the oven, the seal could melt or the kids could burn themselves on it.

More advice from the cheeky chirpy cockney chap:

Phone the manufacturers, tell them you cut your hands on the broken glass and you might end up with the replacement for free.

He's such a villain :ninja:

Buzzster - advice from Cockney - don't use the oven, the seal could melt or the kids could burn themselves on it.


Thanks floopy... I had sort of made my mind up not to use it anyway, but this sealed the deal for me....I will just have to eat out for a week until the replacement glass gets sorted...what a bitch.....Now I am over the inital shock of it I am seeing endless benefits to having no oven for a while. :devil:

DYJHIW - it's Monday which means you have to go to work :cry:

DYJHIW - it's Monday which means you have to go to work :cry:

Oh, I hear ya! :laugh:

:wave:

DYJHIW you go shopping down town, buy loads of stuff, but when you get home, realise that the one thing you actually went for, you forgot to buy:bangin:

DYJHIW ..... everything and everyone gets on your nerves..... :bag:

I'm a grouchy old cow some days!

DYJHIW you go shopping down town, buy loads of stuff, but when you get home, realise that the one thing you actually went for, you forgot to buy:bangin:

I am always doing that Andrea !!!



DYJHIW - they find some abnormal cells in a good friends mole! :sad:

DYJHIW.....


you take your rabbit to the vet and it costs you £17.25 for him to put a dash of ointment behind each earhole! :ranting: ...the rabbit's not mine! :wink2:
Also i had to carry her there cos try as I might i couldn't fix the box onto my bike and it was about half a mile and she seemed to weigh a ton!

You send a PM then wish you hadn't...:(

you get up expecting to have a lovely shower and the ****in boiler has gone bust...........

I truly hate my house at the moment.....the kettle, the oven door and now the bloody boiler.....and they can't send an engineer til FRIDAY :wallbash: :ranting: :mad: :cry:

you get up expecting to have a lovely shower and the ****in boiler has gone bust...........

I truly hate my house at the moment.....the kettle, the oven door and now the bloody boiler.....and they can't send an engineer til FRIDAY :wallbash: :ranting: :mad: :cry:Buzz post what went wrong in the expert thread I maybe able to help

If it just needs re-pressurising or resetting I can tell you how to do it
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DYJHIW - there is nothing to do at work, as it is the calm before the storm and the internet is not working, so you just have to sit there with nothing to do :sad:

DYJHIW your son's consultation is at 8pm.

There better be something wrong after all this, I'll be really annoyed if having hung about for so long without being able to take my bra off I get there and she says.

T: Hello Mrs Cat, nice to meet you (at last!)
C: Hello Mrs...urmmm..urmmm..
T: Baby middle Cat is doing very well, no problems here...have you any concerns?
C: No
T: Goodbye then, thankyou for coming.

God I will be sooooo000000000 MMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAD :ranting:

:bag:

DYJHIW your son's consultation is at 8pm.

There better be something wrong after all this, I'll be really annoyed if having hung about for so long without being able to take my bra off I get there and she says.

T: Hello Mrs Cat, nice to meet you (at last!)
C: Hello Mrs...urmmm..urmmm..
T: Baby middle Cat is doing very well, no problems here...have you any concerns?
C: No
T: Goodbye then, thankyou for coming.

God I will be sooooo000000000 MMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAD :ranting:

:bag:


Let's hope he has been really bad and that will be worth you going :wink2: :laugh:

Exactly!




.

Can't you take the bra off anyway?

Can't you take the bra off anyway?
No because they will 'plap'.

No because they will 'plap'.


How do you work that one out?? :naughty:

How do you work that one out?? :naughty:
plap plap.....tis a sound of skin against skin....plap

erm, why would you be removing your underwear anyway? :unsure:

erm, why would you be removing your underwear anyway? :unsure:

I always take off my bra and contact lenses when relaxing at home, I couldn't as I had to go back out again to my sons consultation evening. I's all off now and I am in my sloppy joes and dressing gown, face aglow with nivea.

PS Buzz there is a great big photo of you in the school hall.

ah, i understand now :gunsmilie

PS Buzz there is a great big photo of you in the school hall.


I've seen it thank you and asked for it to be removed forthwith if not sooner..... :bag:

DYJHIW ....


you can't drag yourself away from this board and stuff and kids and animals are piling up all around you! :shocking:

DYJHIW hubby tells you not to go in the front room cause it stinks:sick:

Edited to say he has very quickly gone from said room outside for a ciggy.

DYJHIW hubby tells you not to go in the front room cause it stinks:sick:

Edited to say he has very quickly gone from said room outside for a ciggy.
I don't get that Andrea - has he dropped a bad 'un?

I did that in my front room once and my dad came round and just let himself in. He walked into my front room and turned his nose up and asked what that smell was! I told him I didn't have to exlain noxious smells in my frontroom to interlopers I wasn't expecting to be there! blooming cheek!

DYJHIW - you can't stop sneezing :sad:

you can't stop sneezing :sad:

Bless you! :thumbsup:

I don't get that Andrea - has he dropped a bad 'un?
Yeh Dol, an extrememly bad one at that, no wonder he escaped outside.

DYJHIW - when you get home the workman had parked on your drive and were not happy when you asked them to move..... :ranting:

Who's ****ing drive is it ? :ranting:

DYJHIW - you have just had all your windows taken out yet again because they have the wrong screws in them and now your house is ****ing freezing http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/Smilies-Weather/1.gif

DYJHIW - you have just had all your windows taken out yet again because they have the wrong screws in them and now your house is ****ing freezing http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/Smilies-Weather/1.gif

Gosh thats terrible!

I hope they put them straight back in again ILS, and work overtime if need be.

Blimey - you seem to have a permanent stream of workmen in your home. Have you won the lottery ??? If so, remember that im your bestest friend :naughty:

DYJHIW you have spent the last 2 days with a stomach bug, being very poorly :sick: and had to cancel your valentines meal :cry:

DYJHIW you have spent the last 2 days with a stomach bug, being very poorly :sick: and had to cancel your valentines meal :cry:

Awwwww Queeenie - what bad luck :cry:

DYJHIW....

some scrote has stolen your son's bike from the back garden :cry: :ranting:
just been out to check the bikes are all locked up in the back garden as I do everynight before bed and i couldn't beleive my eyes when my son's bike was gone! it was locked up to a ring screwed to the wall of the house. i am absolutely gobsmacked, angry and very very upset (lots of tears going on whilst I'm typing this!)

He is going to be devastated when he finds out, we only had them stolen in September and brought brand new ones ...and now it's gone again!

I am so livid - I hope they get knocked off and killed.

To Queeenie - I'm sorry to hear you've been feeling unwell, I know how much you were looking forward to that meal. I hope you get better soon and have been able to re-book the meal:hug:


To Dol - I hope those scrotes come back and get your wrath. What a horrible thing to do. Hope your son is ok:hug:

DYJHIW....

some scrote has stolen your son's bike from the back garden :cry: :ranting:
just been out to check the bikes are all locked up in the back garden as I do everynight before bed and i couldn't beleive my eyes when my son's bike was gone! it was locked up to a ring screwed to the wall of the house. i am absolutely gobsmacked, angry and very very upset (lots of tears going on whilst I'm typing this!)

He is going to be devastated when he finds out, we only had them stolen in September and brought brand new ones ...and now it's gone again!

I am so livid - I hope they get knocked off and killed.

Awwwww Dol that is terrible..... big :hug: to both you and your son....

I hope the scrote gets his comuppence! :mad:

DYJHIW - you find a virus on the boys computer :ranting:

DYJHIW....

some scrote has stolen your son's bike from the back garden :cry: :ranting:
just been out to check the bikes are all locked up in the back garden as I do everynight before bed and i couldn't beleive my eyes when my son's bike was gone! it was locked up to a ring screwed to the wall of the house. i am absolutely gobsmacked, angry and very very upset (lots of tears going on whilst I'm typing this!)

He is going to be devastated when he finds out, we only had them stolen in September and brought brand new ones ...and now it's gone again!

I am so livid - I hope they get knocked off and killed.
Oh Dol im so sorry to hear about this, its makes you so ANGRY and UPSET at the same time doesnt it, dirty filthy little scroats who think they can help themselves for the stuff you work hard to pay for.....:ranting:

big :hug: to you and your boy hun.....xx

DYJHIW you are still feeling poorly , so I am off to the docs at 11am this morning......

DYJHIW you are still feeling poorly , so I am off to the docs at 11am this morning......

Aw big hug Queenie, hope the doc can help........

you can't find your spare keys anywhere, cos they are in such a safe place :ranting: :ranting: and your stoopid husband has taken yours to work 20 miles away..... :ranting: :ranting:

You have a colleague who you would love to smack around the chops.

She is soooo annoying, and wont help me at all. Im new, and i need all the help i can get.

She wont do any of the menial day to day things, even though she should be sharing the jobs with me. We are on the same 'level' and she isnt more senior than i am ..... im just new.

BUT she wont answer any of my questions or get off her lazy **** to show me something. She talks to me like im 8 years old when she does answer a question. She wont take the post at the end of the day so i get lumbered. She wont wash up, so i get lumbered ... even though she uses plates galore daily and i dont use any. She wont make any drinks either, but never says no when its my turn !!!

Arrrrrrrrrhhhhh im getting really annoyed.

Ooh, she sounds awful Bonnie, she's obviously taking advantage of your good nature. You need to be more assertive - and soon - otherwise she'll only get worse.

I only say this because I've just been on a course, and part of it was on assertiveness, so when I get back to work on Tuesday I'm going to put it into practice and sort out my holiday.

DYJHIW your husband does some washing (OK that bit is good) but dyes all your new white undies pink. Better than grey I s'pose.

DYJHIW you deliberately go to the store to by bread only and you return home with a bag full of shopping but no bread....unfortunately this is repetetive behaviour for me. OR

DYJHIW in the morning did you switch of the iron running through your head. You go and look and yes the plug is out and as you walk to work, did you switch off the iron?? OR

DYJHIW you hurt someone? OR

DYJHIW you forget birthdays, etc etc (I always forget)

DYJHIW you deliberately go to the store to by bread only and you return home with a bag full of shopping but no bread....unfortunately this is repetetive behaviour for me.

I too do this quite often.

DYJHIW hubby comes home from work and says the car needs a new alternator (whatever that is). What it is though is £100:shocking:

DYHIW - the idiots that installed your kitchen ring at 3pm to say they want to come tomorrow to lay new flooring, reinforce walls, move cupboards tomorrow!!!
And when you say no, it is too short notice they get all shirty with you! I have been waiting since last March for them to finish the work off, well if they had done it properly in the 1st place they wouldn't have to come back now would they :ranting: :ranting: :ranting: :ranting: :ranting:

the car needs a new alternator (whatever that is). What it is though is £100:shocking:

Its on a need to know basis, at least I know what I need to know and then rely on everyone else to go KKKKAAAATTTTIIIIEEEE how do you not know that? But what I do know, like you, is what it might mean i.e. the real cost etc
Does this make any sense? Probably too early in the morning to be writing posts!

Does this make any sense? Probably too early in the morning to be writing posts!

Not to me :laugh:

But then you don't get any sense from me until after midday anyway!

Your morning turns into a complete disaster !!!

I woke up late as i forgot to turn the alarm on. I then quickly made the spare room bed up as i hadnt done it last night. Quickly got ready and laddered my tights !!

I then walked downstairs into a lump of poo that the cats had obviously dropped, and not only that, it really smelt down there as one of them had done a massive log on top of the litter tray and hadnt covered it over. Also - the air freshner had run out.

Because i was now running late i didnt have time for my morning fag or breakfast.

I drove to work to be stuck in the worst traffic jam in history and ended up 20 mins late for work. :wallbash:

Luckily, since then all has been at peace in my world.

dyjhiw the loss adjuster who was dealing with my claim for storm damage [the wall of the side garden blew down] has told me

a) I'm under insured
b) that the wall was old and unsafe and
c) they are only going to give me 30% of the HUMUNGOUS bill to rebuild it.......................:cry:

DYJHIW the new alternator for your car wasn't £100 as first said, but was £170:ohmy:

Blimey TE and Andrea, and i thought my day was pants :ohmy:

I hope you both win some money ... and soon :)

Aww thanks Bonnie, I wish we could win some money too.

Im bored. I had a list of jobbies to do this week as the boss is off work, and i have done them all.

I have even tidied up around the place.

But my colleague has skived off for the afternoon leaving me all alone, and im really fed up. Ive got nothing to occupy my mind :mellow:

I wanna go home as i have loads of jobs to do there *stamps foot*

You think you've just managed to get your new boss in trouble with Head Office !!!!!

The trouble is, i have been left alone - and i dont know what im doing yet :ninja:

DYJHIW you lose the tickets for your hols :ohmy:

OMG I could bawl my eyes out, I've looked everywhere, all the usual safe places and I can't find them. Not seen them for two weeks. i think I've thrown them out. Please if any of you believe in prayer, pray to St. Anthony and St. Jude for me!

DYJHIW you lose the tickets for your hols :ohmy:

OMG I could bawl my eyes out, I've looked everywhere, all the usual safe places and I can't find them. Not seen them for two weeks. i think I've thrown them out. Please if any of you believe in prayer, pray to St. Anthony and St. Jude for me!
****. That's horrible. Can you not get the tickets reissued?

****. That's horrible. Can you not get the tickets reissued?
yes I suppose so, but it's going to cost. I will have to ring them in the morning as they are closed now :(

poor poor Bob - you must be absolutely frantic!


I bet you will wake up with a start at 3am one morning and rush downstairs look in the biscuit tin and there they will be!


I'm sure you have, but check every single coat pocket you own - I'm amazed at some of the things i find in my pockets when I put on a different coat!

Good luck hunting ... when are you due to go on hols?

poor poor Bob - you must be absolutely frantic!


I bet you will wake up with a start at 3am one morning and rush downstairs look in the biscuit tin and there they will be!


I'm sure you have, but check every single coat pocket you own - I'm amazed at some of the things i find in my pockets when I put on a different coat!

Good luck hunting ... when are you due to go on hols?

You are almost right Dol! Friday night I slept really badly, I tossed and turned all night, thinking what if the holiday is really the 19th not the 26th and I can't check cos I can't find the tickets nor the itinerary cos i put them both in the same envelope! I also kept dreaming that it was Sunday night/Monday morning and that once again I hadn't done my homework for night school. I shot out of bed and went to fetch my bag with all my files in still thinking it was Monday morning and that I really must make an effort to at least read what I am supposed to do. When I opened the file at the last notes I took, out fell a large brown envelope containing tickets and itinerary! :laugh:
I'm so glad I'm such a conscientious student!
Phew very relieved. Didn't know how I was going to tell my boyfriend!

Glad you found them ok Bob :D


DYJHIW - you forget to tape Brighton's game v Sunderland whilst you were out :sad:

You are almost right Dol! Friday night I slept really badly, I tossed and turned all night, thinking what if the holiday is really the 19th not the 26th and I can't check cos I can't find the tickets nor the itinerary cos i put them both in the same envelope! I also kept dreaming that it was Sunday night/Monday morning and that once again I hadn't done my homework for night school. I shot out of bed and went to fetch my bag with all my files in still thinking it was Monday morning and that I really must make an effort to at least read what I am supposed to do. When I opened the file at the last notes I took, out fell a large brown envelope containing tickets and itinerary! :laugh:
I'm so glad I'm such a conscientious student!
Phew very relieved. Didn't know how I was going to tell my boyfriend!

Ooh Bob, that must have been your unconscious making you go and look at your homework, knowing that you tickets were in there.

DYJHIW - you get to work and realise you are only wearing one earring and have no idea where you have lost the other one....

DYJHIW - you have only had the said earring 2 weeks


DYJHIW - you have also lost the sparkley ball off your navel bar last night and you have to use a boring silver coloured one!!!

:ranting: :ranting: :ranting:

DYJHIW - you get to work and realise you are only wearing one earring and have no idea where you have lost the other one....



Gosh, ILS - EXACTLY the same thing happened to me today! I'm hoping it's in my bed somewhere cos my son gave me the earrings for Christmas and I'm bound to get interrogated as to there whereabouts soon!

DYJHIW - you get to work and realise you are only wearing one earring and have no idea where you have lost the other one....

DYJHIW - you have only had the said earring 2 weeks


DYJHIW - you have also lost the sparkley ball off your navel bar last night and you have to use a boring silver coloured one!!!

:ranting: :ranting: :ranting:

DYJHIW - you haven't found either of the above items :cry:

dyjhiw your alarm interrupts a vivid and interesting dream, just when it was about to get exciting..

DYJHIW ... you have to go to work! bah! :sad:

DYJHIW - you unpack your case and realise you have left your phone charger in the hotel.

Its Monday morning :wallbash:

DYJHIW - you unpack your case and realise you have left your phone charger in the hotel.

Now that is annoying! I've done that and they lost the bloomin' thing too.

(I'm in London tomorrow - could collect it for you if it helps...)

Thanks Fee - I will ring them to see if they still have it and let you know!

DYJHIW - you unpack your case and realise you have left your phone charger in the hotel.

Oh no. How many times did we look around that room as well for stuff we may have left:rolleyes:

Oh no. How many times did we look around that room as well for stuff we may have left:rolleyes:

I know and now the hotel aren't answering the phone :ranting: Oh well I will keep trying!

check again, ILS, you may have packed it with all your other *ahem* electrical items.


:pimp:

check again, ILS, you may have packed it with all your other *ahem* electrical items.


:pimp:

I don't think that even if I had some other *ahem* electrical items, that I would have taken them with me to the meet, as I was sharing a twin room with Andrea! :wacko:

Aha, it'll be in with Andrea's other *ahem* electrical items then.

What other electrical items, I have no idea what you are talking about:huh:

Although Ils had a posh alarm clock that spoke to her, so I have no idea what kind of sweet nothings it was whispering to her during the night.

DYJHW you have clean the house because some one is coming to view it

And it all smells nice and fresh when the babe who has not had a poo for two days decides that today is a good day to empty her bowels

Not once but three times





I am running out of air freshner http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_9.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

try changing her nappy, dear

try changing her nappy, dear

NOOOOOOOOOO I have locket her in the Tool shed till you get home

NOOOOOOOOOO I have locket her in the Tool shed till you get home



Locket her :blink: That sounds painful !!!!

DYJHIW you have queued in the Post Office for 30 minutes along with the World and his wife all doing their Car Tax. You finally get to the cashier and shove your MOT and Insurance certificate over the desk and prepare to part with cash you could think of a thousand other things you would rather do with it then - shock horror - they Cashier says "This MOT isn't the same registration as your Insurance - you've picked up the wrong one"!!! I snatched it back and stared in disbelief. It couldn't be - I keep all my car docs in one envelope.

As it happened, it wasn't my mistake - the garage had actually given me someone else's MOT certificate back in November and I hadn't noticed. Grrr!

Had to drive back to the garage, explain what had happened and was then told "Oh yes, we realised the mistake back in November but we didn't have a contact number for you"!! They then gave me a dirty, tea stained, greasy thumb printed MOT certificate that had been hanging around all that time.

Talk about groundhog day. The queue was out the door and on the pavement by the time I got back to the Post Office.

I am not a happy bunny :sad:

OOOhhh Critique, i feel for you as i have been in the post office too today renewing mine.

BUT, did you know you can do it on the phone now ? My boss did his this way. I asked how, as you need to show your insurance docs, but apparently its an automated voice thingy and it just says "press one to confirm you have insurance" and they believe you !!!!!

I might try it next year.

OOOhhh Critique, i feel for you as i have been in the post office too today renewing mine.

BUT, did you know you can do it on the phone now ? My boss did his this way. I asked how, as you need to show your insurance docs, but apparently its an automated voice thingy and it just says "press one to confirm you have insurance" and they believe you !!!!!

I might try it next year.

You're kidding me? Well DYJHIW someone tells you that you have wasted a whole morning - lol.

Will deffo check that out :)

Ur stupid PC keeps throwing you off the internet! :angry:

DYJHIW All of your suggestions for the month of March are omitted from the poll.

DYJHIW All of your suggestions for the month of March are omitted from the poll.

I'm still gonna moon! :laugh:

I'm still gonna moon! :laugh:
Thank you Coastie. Moon to a stranger and speak to the moron. I am the rebel of this site.I am going to have my own theme for the month of March as I believe in democracy. Mooning and Morons!

Thank you Coastie. Moon to a stranger and speak to the moron. I am the rebel of this site.I am going to have my own theme for the month of March as I believe in democracy. Mooning and Morons!

Yay... 1-0 to the little people! Woo woo woo!


DYJHIW - Whilst early sping cleaning....You pick up a bit of fluff and roll it between your fingers as you go to put in the bin only to find there is a tiny shard of glass in it and you promptly slice little 'paper' cuts in two of you fingers, one of which keeps opening up and bleeding everywhere.... :mad2:

DYJHIW - Whilst early sping cleaning....You pick up a bit of fluff and roll it between your fingers as you go to put in the bin only to find there is a tiny shard of glass in it and you promptly slice little 'paper' cuts in two of you fingers, one of which keeps opening up and bleeding everywhere.... :mad2:

that'll learn ya to clean things up wont it!


you wanna know about cut fingers you should see the pinky on my left hand which i cut when i fell off my bike, very sore, very painful and very scabby now. But despite me posting up that I'd hurt my hand before the meet, it was surprsing the amount of people who squeezed my hand! doesn't anyone read my posts!!!!

DYJHIW ... you've got your personal review tomorrow with someone who makes you want to stab them at the best of times! better not go in tooled up with sharp pencils or else he could end up very pierced!

DYJHIW - you have to empty out all your kitchen cupboards for the 5th time in less than 12 months so the workman can move the kitchen cupboards around again :ranting:

You think you've got a bad cold coming :ranting:

Still, cant complain really - i havent had a cold now for about 2 years so i have been very very lucky.

DYJHIW your local radio says your school isn't closed, the council website says your school isn't closed. So you set off to school only to find out from the corner shop that the school is closed :angry:

So much for up to date information on the internet.

The kids loved it though. They've been out in the back garden since we got back, couldn't make a snowman though, its that snow that doesn't stick.

But hubby has gone to work at 7 this morning when the snow has only just started. His journey home is going to be treacherous :sad:

DYJHIW - it is miss ils's birthday today and it is the 1st time you haven't seen her on her birthday since she was born :cry:

DYJHIW - it is miss ils's birthday today and it is the 1st time you haven't seen her on her birthday since she was born :cry:


Awwwwwwww hunnie :hug:

DYJHIW you're short on cover and you just know you're going to get asked to stay late for the second Friday running....

DYJHIW you're short on cover and you just know you're going to get asked to stay late for the second Friday running....

Say No !!!!

Say Dentists!! :wink2:

Say No !!!!


Phew, cover has been drafted in so I'm outta here at 4.15. :D

Don't you just hate it when you get a card sayin that your check up at the Dentists is due







Yours has just come floopy

Don't you just hate it when you get a card sayin that your check up at the Dentists is due

Yours has just come floopy

Nah nah nah nah

I can't hear you

You think you've got a bad cold coming :ranting:

Me too Bonnie :sad: I'm all blocked up and feeling a bit rough.
I've only just got over one as well :mad2:

...you realise too late that the only reason the cat wants to sit on your knee is because he is cold wet and muddy

...you realise too late that the only reason the cat wants to sit on your knee is because he is cold wet and muddy

Ho dear is your pussy all wet then

Try giving it a rub With a something warm

Yes - and it's left marks all over the sofa:ohmy:

Yes - and it's left marks all over the sofa:ohmy:

I hate it when that happens

The sale of your house is stalled by your buyer's buyer, who now needs a buyer :huh:

Sorry to hear about that VOR - fingers crossed that the sale goes through promptly and smoothly in the end. Preferrably sooner rather than later. Had you anticipated having the house sold before you emigrated? If you didn't could you hire an agent or something to keep everything moving along, and show people around etc?

Well our buyer is still very keen Nox, so they want it to hurry up as fast as we do, but we're happy to go and leave it in the solicitors hands if needs be, but hopefully they can sort it before we go :)

DYJHIW - your kitchen is still not finished, that you have to have them back again next Thursday and Friday to lay the flooring! And the ceiling needs to be re-artexed again because it has blown for the 2nd time!

DYJHIW - You are informed that we have visitors from the Army and you get all excited until you realise you have got all the Army guys who are in their 50's and been near one to many explosions...gosh I didn't know they made military men this ugly....let alone this many of then! :cry:

DYJHIW - You are informed that we have visitors from the Army and you get all excited until you realise you have got all the Army guys who are in their 50's and been near one to many explosions...gosh I didn't know they made military men this ugly....let alone this many of then! :cry:

look Coastie I'm up for it, just send 'em my way, if you can't handle them!!

look Coastie I'm up for it, just send 'em my way, if you can't handle them!!

Dol...trust me on this one you do not want them... :sick:

DYJHIW - You're going through some old text messages on your mobile, and find some from your ex girlfriend. :cry:

DYJHIW - You're going through some old text messages on your mobile, and find some from your ex girlfriend. :cry:


Aaah poor luggerbugs!! :unsure: I always keep my texts and letters too..

Your baby looks soooooo cute on the sofa with only his Winnie the Pooh huggies nappy on, you run to grab the digital camera to capture this and the memory is full (even though it stores over 150 pics)! You don't even know how to delete the pictures on your own camera!!

... so you miss it all ... :unsure:

DYJHIW - You have to listen to alien communications all day.......it's getting on my nerves now! :angry:

You discover that you have an abscise On your last back molar and you know that you now have to go to the Dentist and if that was not bad enough in its self

You know you’re in for it because all week you have been winding someone else up because they have got to go to the dentist and have a check up



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You discover that you have an abscise On your last back molar and you know that you now have to go to the Dentist and if that was not bad enough in its self

You know you’re in for it because all week you have been winding someone else up because they have got to go to the dentist and have a check up



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I really sympathise Cockney, I've had dental abscesses and they are very painful. Hope all goes well at the dentist :)

I really sympathise Cockney, I've had dental absesses and they are very painful. Hope all goes well at the dentist :)

O that’s how you bloody spell it



Thank you its ok it don't hurt as much as it should as I had deep route canal work done on all the back four and gold caps put on them so there are no Nerves to hurt anymore

You see kids I should have brushed my teeth more and gone to the dentist more often as a child and the dentist would not have had to sit on my chest and push real hard with the drill

O that’s how you bloody spell it


*whispers* I had to look it up and I got it wrong first time, I missed out the c!

you gonna run for PM then?

Nah, but I'll vote for you!

DYJHIW - it is your youngest son's parents evening tonight ......

DYJHIW - it is your youngest son's parents evening tonight ......

Oh, I am sure he will do you proud, ILS unless you think otherwise.........

DYJHIW you have a blocked toilet and you have stayed in all day for they guy to come, only now to get a phone call to say they will be here between 4 & 5pm!

Oh, I am sure he will do you proud, ILS unless you think otherwise.........



Oh I know he will Bella, it is just it is choices evening, where you have to decide what GCSE's they are taking so it is not as straight forward as seeing one teacher, you have to see about 15 in all ...... not fun but really really important....

DYJHIW.... you spill rabbit food all over the kitchen floor! grrrr! :ranting:


it's been there about an hour now - I'm gonna have to clean it up eventually, by Friday at the latest!

Oh I know he will Bella, it is just it is choices evening, where you have to decide what GCSE's they are taking so it is not as straight forward as seeing one teacher, you have to see about 15 in all ...... not fun but really really important....

God, yes I am forgetting he is at senior school. We have Katie's parents evening next week and we only have to see one teacher!! I don't envy you then! Good Luck!

Dol, why don't you just let the rabbit loose and let him/her scoff it off the floor? If there is too much get the neighbours rabbits too!

God, yes I am forgetting he is at senior school. We have Katie's parents evening next week and we only have to see one teacher!! I don't envy you then! Good Luck!

Dol, why don't you just let the rabbit loose and let him/her scoff it off the floor? If there is too much get the neighbours rabbits too!

last time that rabbit was let loose in the house, I was very very drunk and she nibbled her way through the telephone wire!!! I was not a happy bunny!! she was!

last time that rabbit was let loose in the house, I was very very drunk and she nibbled her way through the telephone wire!!! I was not a happy bunny!! she was!

Our rabbit did that the first time she was let in the house Dol ..... I watch her like a hawk now! :laugh:

Our rabbit did that the first time she was let in the house Dol ..... I watch her like a hawk now! :laugh:

thing is she always hops around in doors, she is a very well trained bunny, and she never chews wires - although the hamster did at Christmas - but obviously she's not to be trusted anymore!

here's a poseur - how do you punish a rabbit? they're too cute to shout at arent' they!

here's a poseur - how do you punish a rabbit? they're too cute to shout at arent' they!

First make it watch 'Fatal Attraction' then whenever it's naughty....Show it a pot of boiling water! :naughty:

First make it watch 'Fatal Attraction' then whenever it's naughty....Show it a pot of boiling water! :naughty:


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :devil: Im loving your style Coastie!!!

First make it watch 'Fatal Attraction' then whenever it's naughty....Show it a pot of boiling water! :naughty:

:ohmy: words, for once, fail me! :ohmy::sick:

First make it watch 'Fatal Attraction' then whenever it's naughty....Show it a pot of boiling water! :naughty:

LOL Coastie, I never knew you were SO evil! :devil:

My nana's dog chewd through the TV cable when it was still on!!! My uncle saved her by giving the kiss of life and thumping very hard on her heart! She survived but had the corner of tongue missing!

:ohmy: words, for once, fail me! :ohmy::sick:

Ahh yes but when its been a good bunny you can let it watch Bugs Bunny! :naughty: (although that might give your bunny ideas!)

I wouldn't recomment 'Watership down' though.....unless your willing to edit it.......you know Big scarey bunny when your bunny has misbehaved and sweet little girl/boy bunny when yours has been good!

LOL Coastie, I never knew you were SO evil! :devil:

My nana's dog chewd through the TV cable when it was still on!!! My uncle saved her by giving the kiss of life and thumping very hard on her heart! She survived but had the corner of tongue missing!

didn't that hurt nana? sounds exteme to me, she could have just turned on the wireless!

LOL Coastie, I never knew you were SO evil! :devil:

My nana's dog chewd through the TV cable when it was still on!!! My uncle saved her by giving the kiss of life and thumping very hard on her heart! She survived but had the corner of tongue missing!


Might I suggest Nanas dog be made to watch 'Old Yella'!

DYJHIW - you heat some milk in the microwave and it boils over making a huge mess :cry:

DYJHIW - your eczema (which has been dormant for a few years) suddenly flares up again :sad:

DYJHIW - you are waiting for the washing machine to finish it's cycle (so you can hang your son's athletic vest up so it will dry for the morning before you go to bed) and it is taking forever for the cycle to finish :ranting:

DYJHIW - You need to get up in the morning, but you're not the slightest bit tired

DYJHIW - You should have done your accounts, but it was too boring to contemplate, so they still need to be done.

DYJHIW - A mate's being slated but you can't step in to help.

BTW, Coastie, 'Old Yella' was the name of the film I was thinking of that made my cry my eyes out as a kid.

BTW, Coastie, 'Old Yella' was the name of the film I was thinking of that made my cry my eyes out as a kid.

Probably...its the one about the labrador that gets rabies and goes nuts! It's a film that's compulsary to cry in....if you don't then you're one cold hearted watsit! It also gets a mention by Bill Murry in Stripes when he's trying to motivate his platoon.....they all confess to crying when watching it! :cry:

Now...stop all this nonsense and either get to bed or get on with your accounts...as for your mate tell me all about it and I'll sort out the bullies! :boxing:

DYJHIW - You spend 2000 SOM's on a wave effect for your user name (cos it seems appropriate) and well....your user name becomes near on illegible! :sad:

I want my SOM's back! :mad2:

I think you should have your money back as well, as the wave effect is not a good one :sad:


It would be nice to be able to have a preview before you commit yourself really...

DYJHIW - You spend 2000 SOM's on a wave effect for your user name (cos it seems appropriate) and well....your user name becomes near on illegible! :sad:

I want my SOM's back! :mad2:
I would rename this the scribble yourself out effect.

You REALLY begin to wonder if you are in the right job :sad:

I mean, the money is great, and the location is even better - but the atmosphere is terrible, mainly due to my colleague who could put out a fire by looking at it. She is sooooo cold and frosty.

Normally i would think 'just ignore her', but i cant as im still in training