DYJHIW - you leave your PJ bottoms behind in the hotel!

The question is who took them off? :w00t:

You have to rip out a 3 year old Clematis (The President, big purple flowers), because a certain little meister has just been caught leaning over the top of the 6ft wall - having used the trelles as a climbing frame - and a crowd had gathered in the road as he chatted away to all.

Never mind..I will re postition the trelless sideways so the neighbouring clematis can climb on board - ruben montana.

This little one is certainly keeping me on my toes..

DYJHIW - National Express stop doing their Fun Fares (£2 return Portsmouth to London)...still at least there's still good old Megabus...£2.50 return but it means having to leave 4hrs earlier than normal and return 5hrs later.... :cry:

DYJHIW your youngest loses one school shoe - on the way to school!

DYJHIW your youngest loses one school shoe - on the way to school!

Isn't that one of lifes little mysteries....the odd shoe on the path....I mean surely people should notice when they are suddenly walking along with only one shoe on.... :mellow:

He wears his trainers to school and carries his shoes in a carrier bag. Evidently the bag had a hole in it. Nuff said.

Oooo...well in that case you should dock his pocket money until he's paid for a new shoe! :angry:

He doesn't get pocket money unless he helps around the house. As I said, he doesn't get any pocket money! :laugh:

Good for you Patsy! :thumbsup:

Now who is this bloke Constatine reminds you of? :laugh:

Believe me, you will be the first to know. But I tell you what, the more I see him, the more he floats my boat! Especially now I know he's 30.

COME TO MAMMA!

You have to rip out a 3 year old Clematis (The President, big purple flowers), because a certain little meister has just been caught leaning over the top of the 6ft wall - having used the trelles as a climbing frame - and a crowd had gathered in the road as he chatted away to all.

Never mind..I will re postition the trelless sideways so the neighbouring clematis can climb on board - ruben montana.

This little one is certainly keeping me on my toes..

Cat, I think your little one and my little one must be related somehow.

DYJHIW your oldest son comes to you in the bedroom in the morning saying "Mummy I think you should come and see this"
Enter into the bathroom and notice the sink with the taps on, the plug in and water flowing all over the bathroom floor and on going downstairs you see it is dripping through to the living room.
And Steven looking very sheepish.
ARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH

If there is something to be done, you know that Steven will do it :wacko:

Last hamster I had put down cost me £10! :cry:

Glad to say that he wasn't put down, but he is poorly but will probably recover cos he is such a hale and hearty little fella! Sad to say it cost me £13.62 ... I could have TWO new ones for that!

Even worse I've got to take the bloody cat to the vet too - they will be getting a new car and two foreign holidays just out of me at this rate!

Goodness me that's a flight to Dublin that is (minus the extorsionate tax mind.....but a flight all the same!) :blink:

DYJHIW - wake up at 2 am on the sofa and you only closed your eyes for 5 minutes at about 10pm....

DYJHIW - wake up at 2 am on the sofa and you only closed your eyes for 5 minutes at about 10pm....


drunk again? ILS?

drunk again? ILS?

Sadly not! Just shattered!

DYJHIW ....

You pick up a coffee table to move it out of a room and then drop it on your foot :cry: No, I didn't break it, neither my foot nor the table, but it bluddy hurts.

DYJHIW ....

You pick up a coffee table to move it out of a room and then drop it on your foot :cry: No, I didn't break it, neither my foot nor the table, but it bluddy hurts.

O the times I have dropt stuff on my foot

I normally throw or jump up and down on what ever landed on my foot and this helps to relive the pain

I normally have to buy a new whatever after this

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O the times I have dropt stuff on my foot

I normally throw or jump up and down on what ever landed on my foot and this helps to relive the pain

I normally have to buy a new whatever after this

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Yeah, Mr. C would have lobbed it out the nearest door along with a mouthful of foul language. I must be so passive - just hopped around the room going "owwwww, owwwww, owwwww" and then thought "I could put that on the DYJHIW thread :wacko: I think that just goes to prove I'm a computer addict :blush:

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Defiantly a sign........

DYJHIW you have been looking forward to trying a new cous cous salad from M&S all day and it turns out to be nasty. I threw it away after a few mouthfuls, but it is getting its revenge by smelling really nasty in the bin under my desk. :sick:

wait till someone go's to the loo and swap bins

You get a phone call telling you your uncle of 52 has just suffered a heart attack :cry:

You get a phone call telling you your uncle of 52 has just suffered a heart attack :cry:

Awwwww I am sorry to hear that Buzz :hug:

Buzz :hug:

You get a phone call telling you your uncle of 52 has just suffered a heart attack :cry:

Hope he recovers, Buzz! :hug:

You get a phone call telling you your uncle of 52 has just suffered a heart attack :cry:


Hope it's not too serious Buzz. :wub:

Buzz,
sorry to hear this. Thoughts to you and your family, and hope everthing turns out ok for him.

You get a phone call telling you your uncle of 52 has just suffered a heart attack :cry:

that's very young isn't it. Hope he is a strong fella and everything goes well.

My brother's sister in law had a massive heart attack about two months ago. She was only 40, a slim as pencil, as fit as a flea and as healthy as a healthy person who eats all the right things. Luckily she had a smaller heart attack outside the hospital was rushed to hospital and had the massive one in hospital where she received all the correct treatment.

Hope your uncle has a speedy recovery (although these things take time) and that you don't go breathing your beery fumes over him during visiting hours!

Buzz, big hug to you and yours.
Hope your Uncle is doing OK
:hug:

Sorry to hear such bad news Buzz.

I hope all goes well for your uncle and he has a speedy recovery.
M XXX

you can't get to sleep. :wacko: can anyone recommend any natural cures for insomnia?I'm gonna be grouchier than ever tomorrow!

The afternoon is dragging *snore*.

PLUS DYJHIW your husband books your car in for a major service without consulting you .... and your skint and cant afford it :devil: Its in tomorrow and i think i will have to stand on street corners for a few nights to pay for it :blink:

Its in tomorrow and i think i will have to stand on street corners for a few nights to pay for it :blink:

Only a minor service then? :wink_kiss

The afternoon is dragging *snore*.

PLUS DYJHIW your husband books your car in for a major service without consulting you ....

Well make him pay for it, as he didn't consult you! :D

Only a minor service then? :wink_kiss

Ggrrrrrrrrr ..... you can go off people you know :devil:

I've got £7.53 on me.....what would I get for that? :pimp:

I've got £7.53 on me.....what would I get for that? :pimp:

You could buy a G&T with that .... for me ;)

I've got £7.53 on me.....what would I get for that? :pimp:

just a wink

just a wink

And he should be greatful if he got a wink ... not many men get them :laugh:

You could buy a G&T with that .... for me ;)

Do you want a large one Bonnie? :laugh:

Do you want a large one Bonnie? :laugh:

Hey, if your having one ... have a biggun, thats what i always say :w00t:

DYJHIW - you see an ambulance on the roundabout near where you work. A man had been knocked off his bicycle which was crumpled and he was laying on the ground. I have not heard how badly he was hurt :cry:

DYJHIW Newcastle score a goal and make it 1-1 :angry:

..when you miss out on the ideal birthday gift fro a friend, on ebay, by being outbid in the final 6 seconds :angry:


They were perfect for her, she would have loved them.

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They arn't pretty but they are vultures. Two have handle on the underside and the other is free standing.They appear to be made of feathers and material.

They do need some tender loving care.

DYJHIW not only have I got the noise of saws and bricks being cut from the building site next door, but they are also playing some horrible "thud, thud" music:angry:

that's my idea of hell Andrea :sad:

... when you've just done the beginners section of a workout video and you couldn't even keep up with that :huh:

..when you miss out on the ideal birthday gift fro a friend, on ebay, by being outbid in the final 6 seconds :angry:

They were perfect for her, she would have loved them.


B*stards! :angry:
I'm sure she would have loved them. :devil:

DYJHIW - your feet are just too wide :cry:

DYJHIW - your feet are just too wide :cry:

I have a mate who is into big feet I could introduce you to http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_6_11.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

I have a mate who is into big feet I could introduce you to


That won't help me wear the shoes I like that are too narrow though, Cockney! And actually I don't have big feet, just wide ones!

That won't help me wear the shoes I like that are too narrow though, Cockney! And actually I don't have big feet, just wide ones!

I have very very narrow feet, shoe fitters always comment on it. .... I mention it cos it's the only narrow feature I have!!!!


back o/t:

DYJHIW....


you are in full flow for a night of being really really rude onthe baord and you have to go out with real people and get drunk. drat!!! you people are my real people ... and I want to stay in and be rude wtih yuo guys!

oh yeh and the first person to breathe a sigh of relief that I'm off now getsa good licking from Claire!

Claire I'm leaving you in charge of rudeness!

Claire I'm leaving you in charge of rudeness!
SHe's gone Dol.

DJHIW people go without saying goddbye.......

SHe's gone Dol.

DJHIW people go without saying goddbye.......

shell be back! she'll be back ... but so will I and I will be ruder and naughtier!

I've left her instructions via pm! she'll be back!

lol hello, im back... kids are tucked up in bed but my friends are coming over now...

lol hello, im back... kids are tucked up in bed but my friends are coming over now...
Aww thats a shame. I was just about to sugggest the chat room for a quickie

DYJHIW....


your son has a migraine and is being sick everywhere, :sad:. he's now asleep in bed. :sleepy:

I hope when he wakes up he feels better. It's horrible to see him suffer at such a young age. He's had them since he was about three. They are less frequent now and we can spot the warning signs (for him it's if he's tired) and he knows how to deal with them quite well, but they still incapacitate him for about four to five hours when he does get them.

DYJHIW....


your son has a migraine and is being sick everywhere, :sad:. he's now asleep in bed. :sleepy:

I hope when he wakes up he feels better. It's horrible to see him suffer at such a young age. He's had them since he was about three. They are less frequent now and we can spot the warning signs (for him it's if he's tired) and he knows how to deal with them quite well, but they still incapacitate him for about four to five hours when he does get them.
Ah Dol. thats horible. Hope he is soon better :hug:

I hope Master Dol feels better soon :hug:

Sending hugs for your boy Dol what a horrible thing to have to suffer when you're young.

:hug: to the wee man Dol!

DYJHIW - You brush past the door frame of your newly decorated dining room and leave little bits of fluff stuck to the gloss..... :sad: :glare:

DYJHIW - you have ANOTHER cold and feel under the weather!

thanks for all your kind words peeps! he's still upstairs fast asleep - I've had a great day!!

DYJHIW....


your son has a migraine and is being sick everywhere, :sad:. he's now asleep in bed. :sleepy:

I hope when he wakes up he feels better. It's horrible to see him suffer at such a young age. He's had them since he was about three. They are less frequent now and we can spot the warning signs (for him it's if he's tired) and he knows how to deal with them quite well, but they still incapacitate him for about four to five hours when he does get them.

Dol I used to suffer terribly with migraine headaches when I was young. Sound similar, I couldn't even see properly, used to get pins and needles everywhere and would also be sick. I stopped getting them when I was about 13 and have only had a handful since then. The doc put me on daily medication amongst other pills I had to take but they helped. I also had to go off dairy products. Hope your son feels better later, I feel so sorry for him and you! It's not nice at all.

DYJHIW - West Ham are 1-0 up :cry:

DYJHIW - one minute after Brighton equalise West Ham score again :ranting:

thanks for all your kind words peeps! he's still upstairs fast asleep - I've had a great day!!

Lol Dol at you having a nice day :w00t:
Hope your son is feeling better.

..when no-one notices that you didn't turn up for chattage last night, and you could have been deaded or anyfink and nobody checked to see if you were okay :cry:

Floopy, are you OK? :ninja:

..when no-one notices that you didn't turn up for chattage last night, and you could have been deaded or anyfink and nobody checked to see if you were okay :cry:


Oh floopy drawers...I'm so sorry, I should have come and checked...its just that PJ came in and I lost the plot a bit.

Please forgive me.

*sulking* :sad:

..when no-one notices that you didn't turn up for chattage last night, and you could have been deaded or anyfink and nobody checked to see if you were okay :cry:

not everything is about you! deal with it!

Floops, when I came online last night loads of people were here.
I had a quick look around the site, then saw everbody had gone, well nearly everybody.
I daren't go in the chat room then, I thought everybody was avoiding me :sad:

DJYHIW......


you struggle with your cat to give her the vital anti-biotic pill she needs when it splits and the contents fall out on to your arm and hand and on the way to the sink to wash, for some inexplicable reason you lick your hand :sick: why did I do it? i worry now that i will turn into catwoman like Michelle Pfieffer in Batman! miaowwwwww!

god this plastic jump suit is KILLING ME!

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DYJHIW :angry: I've ploughed through series one and two of spooks the last few weeks as I've not watched series three yet that I taped back in september! So I've got though 14 episodes and I was all excited tonight cos I was going to watch the last two of series 2 and I haven't got them :sad:
I think someone at work has them.
I'll have to wait till next weekend now.
i have both series one and two of 24 to watch too, so I'll have to get started on those, not seen any yet!

DYJHIW someone knocks you wing mirror of whilst you are in a shop you come out and its hanging by a thread, :ranting: it wasn't even a narrow road.

when you buy a yoghurt drink from the corner shop, open it up and it's turned to cheese :sick: :sick: The sell-by date was the 8th April :ranting:

DYJHIW your boss has been off playing golf in Spain for two weeks leaving you in sole custody of the business - you work like a dog, don't sleep for fear of having made expensively bad decisions, deal with queries, problems, beligerant customers / suppliers and the first thing he notices is I forgot to water the plants.......:wallbash: :cry:

DYJHIW your boss is racking his brains stying to think of which rock star you look like and finally comes up with Jimi Hendrix! :ranting:

I think that rates with my mum being told years ago that she looked like a film star and it turned out to be Victor Mature. (Older people may know who I'm talking about)

DYJHIW - you drop and break your favourite Disneyland Paris glass :cry:

DYJHIW - you drop and break your favourite Disneyland Paris glass :cry:

oh no! ILS - I feel another trip to Disneyland Paris coming on!! Me and Luke will join you ....let us know dates!!!


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DYJHIW ... you are drunk and not happy :cry: (miserable cow alert!)

DYJHIW your boss is racking his brains stying to think of which rock star you look like and finally comes up with Jimi Hendrix! :ranting:

I think that rates with my mum being told years ago that she looked like a film star and it turned out to be Victor Mature. (Older people may know who I'm talking about)

you got that wrong about mum! this bloke kept saying to our mum she looked like a film star .... she thought Gina Lollabridgida or Sophie Loren .... he said no... it's Robert Mitchum!!!!!

lol! at Jimi Hendrix, Max! Do you remember being called Slash (as in the guitarist from Guns and Roses! ... I do... it still hurts doesn't it!!)

My boss always says I look like Marc Bolan or Brian May ....why do I never get compared to a woman with wild frizzy hair!!!


Bosses can be c**ts sometimes!

DYJHIW .......

you see a friend pop up on Messenger that you haven't seen online for a while and you type a message to them and they just go offline without replying! My first reaction was B******ks to you then, second was to wonder what I might have done to offend, third was to go through old e-mails and see if I've forgotten to reply to something :(

DYJHIW a colleague brings in their new baby, practically forces you to hold it and then it projectile vomits milk in your hair and onto your top and despite cleaning it off you smell of baby sick all day..... :ranting:

DYJHIW a colleague brings in their new baby, practically forces you to hold it and then it projectile vomits milk in your hair and onto your top and despite cleaning it off you smell of baby sick all day..... :ranting:
ahhhhh how sweet ! :wub:


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DYJHIW .......

you see a friend pop up on Messenger that you haven't seen online for a while and you type a message to them and they just go offline without replying! My first reaction was B******ks to you then, second was to wonder what I might have done to offend, third was to go through old e-mails and see if I've forgotten to reply to something :(

ooh I'm going on to msn now to see who is ignoring me!! I'd forgoteen about the joys of msn!

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Yep .... :cool2:

up yer bum! :D

You weight yourself after ignoring the scales for 3 months, only to find you have gained 1/2 stone :ranting:

I feel as blummin fed up now :ranting:

DYJHIW you have to explain to the kids why two baby birds(very young ones) have fallen out of a nest onto our garden, and why one is dead and the other one is still moving. Then have to tell them that the one still alive won't be able to get back to the nest.:sad:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! :unsure:

DYJHIW you have to explain to the kids why two baby birds(very young ones) have fallen out of a nest onto our garden, and why one is dead and the other one is still moving. Then have to tell them that the one still alive won't be able to get back to the nest.:sad:

Oh don't even go there. Every year we get at least one or two babies that have managed to fly out of the nest but only seem to make it to our garden and then they can't get out because there is a high wall all round :cry:

The parent birds squeal and squawk round them trying to encourage them and the poor little things squawk back. I keep watching over them in case of cats but very few of them seem to fly away and it's so sad. I've tried making safe places for them with shoe boxes, put out water etc. but it's heartbreaking watching them trying to fly up to the top of the wall. Our garden is just a concrete courtyard so not much for them to hide in.

What's the best thing to do for them? Anyone know? Hubby says just leave them alone and let nature take it's course.

I think your hubby is right, leave them alone.

Both of these chicks were extrememly young, no feathers on them at all.
We also get them every year because they keep nesting in our roof, and lifting the tiles up the little blighters.
Las year we had one that had flown the nest but only made it to our garden. I did the same as you Critique, put out tubs of water all over the garden. I think eventually after much persuasion from his family, he managed to fly.

DYJHIW your husband says he won't take you to the pub with your Isle of Wight Tour rugby shirt (worn with pride), looking like a prop forward........AND.......I have to put make-up on!

Bluddy cheek, like he's slim and naturally beautiful.

Or maybe he just wants his friends to lust after me. :laugh:

DYJHIW your husband says he won't take you to the pub with your Isle of Wight Tour rugby shirt (worn with pride), looking like a prop forward........AND.......I have to put make-up on!

Bluddy cheek, like he's slim and naturally beautiful.

Or maybe he just wants his friends to lust after me. :laugh:

oh no! not make up aswell Patsy! too much, far too much! will he be applying foundation or at least shaving?

Not at all. I might apply some cursory mascara and THAT'S IT!

DYJHIW........

You've run out milk at this time of night :ranting: Hey ho, hey ho, it's down the shop I go :wacko:

Ooh me to Critique, ran out of milk at 9.15pm. Trip to the shop even though I had my slobby trousers on. But just had to buy a bottle of wine at the same time:wink2:

DYJHIW Norwich lose:sad:

Ooh me to Critique, ran out of milk at 9.15pm. Trip to the shop even though I had my slobby trousers on. But just had to buy a bottle of wine at the same time:wink2:

Worse Andrea - I kept me slippers on :blush: and I picked up multi-pack of biscuits :cry:

Oh don't even go there. Every year we get at least one or two babies that have managed to fly out of the nest but only seem to make it to our garden and then they can't get out because there is a high wall all round :cry:

The parent birds squeal and squawk round them trying to encourage them and the poor little things squawk back. I keep watching over them in case of cats but very few of them seem to fly away and it's so sad. I've tried making safe places for them with shoe boxes, put out water etc. but it's heartbreaking watching them trying to fly up to the top of the wall. Our garden is just a concrete courtyard so not much for them to hide in.

What's the best thing to do for them? Anyone know? Hubby says just leave them alone and let nature take it's course. Hubby is right. If you were to pick them up and get your "human" smell on them, the parent bird will abandon it anyway. Maybe if you wore marigolds it might work? Ive tried this but the birds usually die anyway, from shock or weakness....

up yer bum! :D

DYJHIW Dolores makes rough sexual suggestions to you, and you are just too tired to take her on???

:laugh:

DYJHIW........other drivers are so so so rude and do not acknowledge that you have let them out at a junction......this really really p!$$es me off I am not looking for the whole hand wave and thanks just a bloody acknowledgement that you have been kind enough to let them out...... :ranting:

I only bring this up cos it happened this morning to me and really narked me......

Buzz, maybe they're like me, trying to turn at a junction takes all my powers of concentration and both hands on the steering wheel and by the time I have successfully manoeuvered round and breathed a sigh of relief the kind person who let me out is screaming off up the road muttering "ungrateful cow" :laugh:

DYJHIW the new accelerator cable you need for the car before you go away on Saturday is going to cost £40 :ohmy: and thats just the part, hubby is going to fit it, so I really hope it's not a stressful thing to do.

DYJHIW - you come home from work, you find a dead bird in the garden :cry:

DYJHIW the new accelerator cable you need for the car before you go away on Saturday is going to cost £40 :ohmy: and thats just the part, hubby is going to fit it, so I really hope it's not a stressful thing to do.

Well DYJHIW you thought it was just the accelerator cable and it turns out to be the whole kit and kaboodle and costs £320 to be put right!!!!

Mr. C has just been down that route Andrea. The trouble is his car is old but he keeps having work done on it instead of just dobbing it in. So it's a case of "well if I chuck it in now I've just wasted the £.... I spent on ....." and so far our old car has cost a staggering £1,600 in repairs and it's book value now is about £600! To say nothing of the fact that his insurance company "wrote it off" after a small dent in the door, as being uneconomical repair and he is, at the very moment, down at the Southampton VOSA Centre getting a Vehicle Inspection Certificate so that he can tax it legally.

He must love that car.

Well DYJHIW you thought it was just the accelerator cable and it turns out to be the whole kit and kaboodle and costs £320 to be put right!!!!

:ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:
Please, please, please just let us change the accelerator cable and nothing else.
In fact our car is getting to that stage of soon enough its going to be cheaper to scrap than do anything else with it.
But actually it hopefully is just the accelerator cable. Hubby did an oil/filter change at the weekend and noticed the cable frayed, it hasn't actually "gone" yet. So thought we better fit a new one as we are travelling all the way down to Devon on Sat.

DYJHIW the new accelerator cable you need for the car before you go away on Saturday is going to cost £40 :ohmy: and thats just the part, hubby is going to fit it, so I really hope it's not a stressful thing to do.

What a ****** they are to fit you have to try and get them thought the bulk head whilst lying upside down on the driver’s seat



Here is a tip tie the new one to the old one and when you pull the old one out it will pull the new one through
good luck

:ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:
Please, please, please just let us change the accelerator cable and nothing else.
In fact our car is getting to that stage of soon enough its going to be cheaper to scrap than do anything else with it.
But actually it hopefully is just the accelerator cable. Hubby did an oil/filter change at the weekend and noticed the cable frayed, it hasn't actually "gone" yet. So thought we better fit a new one as we are travelling all the way down to Devon on Sat.

I really shouldn't talk about stuff I know nothing about - lol. Mr. C has just informed me that it was the whole clutch that went on ours - oh well, clutch, accelerator, what's the difference - I drive an automatic ;)

Don't laugh Cockers!

DJYHIW ... you're getting a mirgraine


I can feel in looming, I will take action and stop typing and go to bed early!

DJYHIW ... you're getting a mirgraine

Hope you feel better very soon, Dol. :hug:

Oooh Dol...:hug:

I used to suffer really badly from those s*ds. You have my sympathy.

DJYHIW ... you're getting a mirgraine





I suffer from them myself Dol, so I know how debilitating they can be.

I hope you feel better soon! :hug:

Lots of water and an early night Dol. Jack gets them really badly and it's the only thing that works for him.

DYJHIW you get a parking ticket for being 7 minutes late back to your meter. You pay it immediately over the phone, because you know you have no alternative. THEN you get another one when you're parked perfectly legally. Trouble is, I have to prove it.

DYJHIW - The Cameras are coming! :sad:

DJYHIW ... you're getting a mirgraine


I can feel in looming, I will take action and stop typing and go to bed early!

Sympathy Dol, I had it yesterday afternoon - squashed my bank holiday flat.

Hope it's not a bad one. Hugs.

What a ****** they are to fit you have to try and get them thought the bulk head whilst lying upside down on the driver’s seat



Here is a tip tie the new one to the old one and when you pull the old one out it will pull the new one through
good luck

Thanks for that info Cockney, I shall let hubby know.
And while he is putting it in I shall be out of his way, I know what he can get like. It would all be my fault :laugh:

DYJHIW - The Cameras are coming! :sad:

Ooh what camera's are those Coastie?
Are you going to be on Seaside rescue :tv_happy:

Ooh what camera's are those Coastie?
Are you going to be on Seaside rescue :tv_happy:

Unfortunately yes...... :sad: :angry:

Brilliant Coastie, I love that program.
So come on then, details, when is it going to be on.
Flippy, your not the only TV star now :w00t:

Edited to say, my hubby says you must stop pooting Coastie, cause we will see it on TV you know :laugh:

DYJHIW - you haven't suffered from eczema for years but today you have some on you stomach! :cry:

We know whose fault that is, don't we!

DYJHIW...your body wont do what you want it to

I have been practising a new song on the http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/5/5_2_103.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)guitar and I want to get it right but I have had to stop because the tips of my fingers have gone blue with bruising from playing too much

DYJHIW you go to the hairdressers and one of them is discussing last night's Desperate Housewives (which I've taped) and not only that but talking about the next episode on E4 (which I don't get). I was trying to block her out but her voice was one of those that goes right through you. She spent the remaining time talking about herself.

DYJHIW...your body wont do what you want it to

I have been practising a new song on the http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/5/5_2_103.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)guitar and I want to get it right but I have had to stop because the tips of my fingers have gone blue with bruising from playing too much



Hmmmmm, playing the guitar were you.....................? :naughty:

DYJHIW - you burn the oven glove by putting it on the hot ceramic hob! :wacko:

DYJHIW - you burn the oven glove by putting it on the hot ceramic hob! :wacko:

How did your decorative oven glove get near the ceramic hob Ils? You haven't been letting the side down and .... oooh I can't say it cooking have you? I hope to hear, by return, that you were in fact just re-heating :thumbsup:

And I bet I'm not the first to say - good job it wasn't your hand

How did your decorative oven glove get near the ceramic hob Ils? You haven't been letting the side down and .... oooh I can't say it cooking have you? I hope to hear, by return, that you were in fact just re-heating :thumbsup:

And I bet I'm not the first to say - good job it wasn't your hand

LOL Critique, I promise I was just re-heating! :laugh:


It was nearly alight before I noticed :wacko: and now I have to clean the ceramic hob...... :ranting:

DYJHIW youv'e just learnt to post pictures and they have all turned into red x's. why? :sad:

Oh they are back now.

I think photobuckets site was down Maz, that is why!

DYJHIW - you have banged your hand and it really hurts, especially when you try to type :cry:

DYJHIW - you have banged your hand and it really hurts, especially when you try to type :cry:

sorry ILS ... but you've just made me laugh!

DYJHIW.... you laugh at others misfortune! :mellow:

sorry ILS ... but you've just made me laugh!



You are mean just mean :laugh:

Awww ILS hope your head feeling better now.

DYJHIW- You have to go to the shops for some things and you can't be bothered moving

DYJHIW: you finally motivate yourself to go to shops after hanging out your washing to dry and you get to the shops where it proceeds to P**s down :ranting: Oh yeah and neither you or your kids have jackets on cos the sun was splitting the trees when you left the house :wallbash:

DYJHIW: you finally motivate yourself to go to shops after hanging out your washing to dry and you get to the shops where it proceeds to P**s down :ranting: Oh yeah and neither you or your kids have jackets on cos the sun was splitting the trees when you left the house :wallbash:


Didn't you learn anything from Crit's "Murphy's Law" thread? Ne're cast a clout 'til May's out. Did your mother teach you nothing?

ESPECIALLY IN SCOTLAND!!!!!!!!!

Didn't you learn anything from Crit's "Murphy's Law" thread? Ne're cast a clout 'til May's out. Did your mother teach you nothing?

ESPECIALLY IN SCOTLAND!!!!!!!!!


I know Patsy, my mum did indeed teach me this and many other things that I totally chose to ignore over the years :laugh: On this point I will now listen to what she has said about it, but on the others I will continue to defy her :laugh:


DYJHIW: You still are suffering the side effects of a few wee drinkiepoos last night at this time in the day :sick:

DYJHIW...No one wants to fight your lovely pet spider, Nutter. :sad:

DYJHIW- It rained for about two hours over the washing that I'd spent all morning washing and that has taken me two months to get around to doing :ranting:

DYJHIW your teenage daughter pays some scraggy-haired weirdo to stick ironmongery through her belly button and then spends the whole weekend whinging and whining about it.

DYJHIW your teenage daughter pays some scraggy-haired weirdo to stick ironmongery through her belly button and then spends the whole weekend whinging and whining about it.
Ahh the joys of parenthood!!!

...when you thought you had a consultant appt at 2.00pm but when you check at 8.30, it's actually at 9.15 that morning. You drive like a wild thing to get to the hopsital, sit in ante-natal for 40 minutes, get called in to see two junior muppets (cos the consultant is busy) and they ask you why you are there. :angry:

Then they ask if you've had blood tests, the results of which are staring at them out of your notes, on their desk. They take your blood pressure for something to do, then send you back to the waiting area to wait for another 20 minutes while they make an appointment for your second scan, which you already made last week.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr r :ranting:

DYJHIW your teenage daughter pays some scraggy-haired weirdo to stick ironmongery through her belly button and then spends the whole weekend whinging and whining about it.

Girls are a mystery to me Dabby. Even though I was/am one.

DYJHIW - You are basically runnning the entire office....everyone else is training and other than one other person who cannot move from their station due to the significance of it it's all down to me! :shocking:

DYJHIW .... your knickers have been riding up your ar$e all day! :ranting:

DYJHIW .... your knickers have been riding up your ar$e all day! :ranting:

Well you will have such flabby bum cheeks! :w00t:

Well you will have such flabby bum cheeks! :w00t:

:shocking: a bit unnecessarily rude I think!

:shocking: a bit unnecessarily rude I think!

Sorry...I typed before I thought! :bag:

DYJHIW - You manage to change from an 'Ok type of person' to 'Cool' only to have it whipped away from you in an instant so returning you to the dullest of dull titles again on the reputation front.... :sad:

I know it was you Dol.... :boxing:

DYJHIW - You manage to change from an 'Ok type of person' to 'Cool' only to have it whipped away from you in an instant so returning you to the dullest of dull titles again on the reputation front.... :sad:

I know it was you Dol.... :boxing:

I'm sure it was partly me! But I'm hoping I can't take all the credit for it!

DYJHIW - You are basically runnning the entire office....everyone else is training and other than one other person who cannot move from their station due to the significance of it it's all down to me! :shocking:

Stop whinging and get on with it!

Stop whinging and get on with it!


Have you had a bad day today, SF?

Have you had a bad day today, SF?

....pi$$ off

Now stop that. Are you going to be nice?

oh patsy - I'm going with "yes he has" ... is it that time of the month, SF?

oh patsy - I'm going with "yes he has" ... is it that time of the month, SF?

Aaah, now I understand. He's building up to his monthly 'sit-down session' in the loo.

not a nice thought...!


DYJHIW...youdon't feel exactly well, not poorly but as if you are going to be tomorrow...does that make sense???
M

Hope you're notcoming down with the fluey bug I had - it really knocked me for six last week.

I'd recommend precautionary alcohol before bed!

DYJHIW - you start feeling well enough to feel guilty about not feeling well enough to do anything!

DYJHIW your really bored at work, and the day is dragging beyond belief. Its also freezing cold in this office which doesnt help :unsure:

DYJHIW your really bored at work, and the day is dragging beyond belief. Its also freezing cold in this office which doesnt help :unsure:

Ditto - with bells on :ranting:

ALSO (god, Bonnie is on a roll now), i cant stand my new work colleague. She is sooooooo depressing and she brings me down. She never smiles, and moans continuously. She is one of these people who does everything really slowly too (whereas i talk, move etc fast), and even that irritates me .... in fact, just her presence irritates me :devil:

DYJHIW your really bored at work, and the day is dragging beyond belief. Its also freezing cold in this office which doesnt help :unsure:

Ditto to (except we aren't cold)......

DYJHIW...... you have to replace stuff. I mean, when you buy something new it's quite exciting but when things wear out and you have to replace them it's just more expense. Just had to order a new washing machine cos mine has done good for about 17 years, having had nearly everything replaced over the years like motor, door seals (lost count) brushes etc.

It's not like it's going to make a big difference to my life really, apart from the fact that I won't take the washing out to find that it's still dripping wet. I bet it doesn't last as long as my old one either. Aaaah they don't make 'em like they used to :laugh:

Decided to get a new tumble dryer too cos my old one has also done many years of service but it's developed a very annoying high pitched squeal.

I didn't want one of those washer/dryer ones. I prefer them separate.

I didn't want one of those washer/dryer ones. I prefer them separate.

I do too critique, I have had both and the separate ones suit me better especially as I have so much washing and you can wash and dry at the same time.

I do too critique, I have had both and the separate ones suit me better especially as I have so much washing and you can wash and dry at the same time.


Glad to see you can multi-task Ils!

The joint ones have a history of chewing up your washing to! :unsure:

DYJHIW - you sneeze whilst putting on your mascara and it smudges! :mad2:

DYJHIW you know you should be hoovering and batroom cleaning but you just can't be ar$ed!

DYJHIW you know you should be hoovering and batroom cleaning but you just can't be ar$ed!

The bats will just have to live in squalor for another week Max! :kid:

DYJHIW - You bend the nail back on your right thumb whilst changing the battery in the smoke detector and then slice a chunk off the left thumb whilst preparing dinner! :sad:

DYJHIW - You bend the nail back on your right thumb whilst changing the battery in the smoke detector and then slice a chunk off the left thumb whilst preparing dinner! :sad:


....ummmm extra protein that Coastie! :)

....ummmm extra protein that Coastie! :)

Dol you are a very sick individual....:sick: Get help fast before the Pompey meet....we don't want the ladies that get tiddled thinking we're eeewy!

DYJHIW - The cleaner is extra pongy today....even more than usual and the stench of B.O. is sticking to the back of your nose and throat :sad:

DYJHIW.... you really really can't make yourself go outside to get to work.


deep deep breaths


I will have to go, but I really don't want to go outside today. :sad:

Hope it's better when you get there Dol!!

:hug:

You lunch with your husband doesnt happen :wink2:

He called me to say he was in the high street, and could we pick up his birthday pressie BUT he was too grubby from DIY shopping to have lunch with me (even though i had been looking forward to it). I didnt mind though, thats fine, so i popped out for 2 minutes next door to get his dart board and darts. He took them home with him as the board was heavy and he said he might as well.

I then get a text saying he has been in the pub, and whilst there played with his new darts !!!!!

Am i silly to feel miffed at this ? I didnt mind him not taking me for lunch if he was grubby ... but then to go to the pub AND play with his pressie seems a bit wrong. It isnt even his birthday until Monday, and yet he has used his present without even asking if its ok. I wasnt going to wrap them up as it wasnt a suprise, and i wouldnt of minded him using them if he had asked ... but it seems a little naughty.

You lunch with your husband doesnt happen :wink2:

He called me to say he was in the high street, and could we pick up his birthday pressie BUT he was too grubby from DIY shopping to have lunch with me (even though i had been looking forward to it). I didnt mind though, thats fine, so i popped out for 2 minutes next door to get his dart board and darts. He took them home with him as the board was heavy and he said he might as well.

I then get a text saying he has been in the pub, and whilst there played with his new darts !!!!!

Am i silly to feel miffed at this ? I didnt mind him not taking me for lunch if he was grubby ... but then to go to the pub AND play with his pressie seems a bit wrong. It isnt even his birthday until Monday, and yet he has used his present without even asking if its ok. I wasnt going to wrap them up as it wasnt a suprise, and i wouldnt of minded him using them if he had asked ... but it seems a little naughty.

No you are not silly at all Bonnie, but I really think he was just being a typical man and not thinking! He probably didn't want to go to lunch, as he thought as he was too grubby to be seen with a beautiful woman like you but wanted to give the darts a try out as he was so excited just like a little kid! Men eh!

Yeah men! They're on a different planet aren't they. Mine's just loaded up the car and left for his flying weekend. I thought it felt a bit drafty up in my flat so went down to find the front door wide open! Anyone could have strolled in off the street.

They just don't think of the consequences of their actions Bonny. :mad:

Lol - im glad im not being silly. Im not tooooooooooo bothered, but i thought it was a bit off. Dont you worry though, he will be punished by buying me a HUGE G&T this evening :boxing:

As for your hubby Critique - fancy leaving the front door open !!!!! :wink2:

Ah, lunch with Bonnie.....I remember it well....... :)

when you're supposed to be moving house on Wednesday but you still havent exchanged contracts :ranting:

when you're supposed to be moving house on Wednesday but you still havent exchanged contracts :ranting:

Aww floops what a nightmare for you! :hug:

Oh Floopy, I am sure it will all work out for you, we have all this to come! Good Luck!

stoopid feckin solicitors. Still we're carrying on regardless.

Thats what happened to me Floops, and we had to change the move date. We were told by the solicitor not to start packing, just in case of a problem - but we had to. We had too much stuff to leave it till the last minute.

In the end we were told on the Tues that we were moving on the Fri. It was a nightmare.

Good luck - i hope everything works out for you.

Solicitors are pains arent they, i think they like the pressure they put us under :boxing:

I dont think they give a damn, tbh. We mistakenly went with a very large company that only deal with property law. The upshot being they employ admin staff to do the leg work and only get the actual lawyers involved at the last minute.

Had a phone call from one of the lawyers on Weds (the day we thought we woudl be exchanging contracts) to say she had just been given the file and had a few queries. On the feckin day we were due to exchange!!!!

Next time we'll be doing the conveyancing ourselves.

Ah, lunch with Bonnie.....I remember it well....... :)

I might be coming to London soon if you fancy a lunch :pimp:

I might be coming to London soon if you fancy a lunch :pimp:

Always..... :wink2:

I might be coming to London soon if you fancy a lunch :pimp:


Hmpf!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmpf!!!!!!!!!!!

Hehehehehe, do you regret typing the above now ... seeing as i wrote to you asking to see you too :wink_kiss (you should read your PMs more).

DYJHIW you take your flat screen monitor back to Comet cos it's playing up and they keep it!!! I stupidly thought that as it was still under guarantee they would replace it. They are going to try a repair first :(

I felt bereft - no monitor - what was I to do? There was this big gaping hole on my desk where all my friends used to be :cry:

Grandson to the rescue. He went up into the loft and brought hubby's one down for me (he's away for the weekend).

My hero. We do have proper stairs up to our loft but they are steep and narrow so clever g/son managed to sit on his bottom with the big monitor on his lap and shuffle down that way - clever lad. While I was making us a cup of tea he had it all plugged in and working again :wink_kiss

I was just thinking how grown up he was until I looked in his bedroom - lol. Obviously been hunting for his fave pair of jeans (the ones that look shredded) so everything out of the wardrobe strewn across the floor with all the toys and crisp packets. :wallbash: Funny age, 12 isn't it?

Bless him they can be so thoughtful though can't they.

Awww Crit, what a lovely young man he is, he obviously loves his gran very much! :heart: 12 is a funny age, so grown up at times and yet still a child!

DYJHIW - you have to edit your post as you put it in the wrong thread!

DYJHIW...you are settled down drinking coffee still in your jimjams, but you have to go and get dressed and spend the afternoon being dragged round Sainsbury's. :ranting:

DYJHIW ...... after the struggle with said monitor above, the substitute one you are using does exactly the same flipping thing. Obviously not my monitor then, must be the graphics/video card or something in the computer.

My son went round and got it back for me this morning - no point in waiting around for it when it wasn't the monitor. He said he told them it was his fault for telling me to take the monitor back. Hmmmm - I wonder, lol.

Crit why don't you post your problem on a separate thread for Blink to consider? I am sure he will tell you what you need to do...or just drop him a PM.

Thanks for the help Ceri but I have already been down that route - lol. Blink said it could be either so I was doing a process of elimination really - if the monitor was OK then it had to be the graphics card or something else in the computer.

I should have just set up this other monitor first really. Oh well, never mind. My son will probably sort it out for me when he gets some free time - he built mine in the first place and will know what needs to be done :)

You know when you are walking or driving along and you see someone coming towards you and you just know they are not going to move?? Because a] they haven't seen you or b] they are just NOT GOING TO, and you have to take avoiding action - well that is bad enough ....


... but when it is a bumble bee, that made me mad - I had to dodge this huge bumble bee and I looked very silly on a busy street!!:ranting:

You know when you are walking or driving along and you see someone coming towards you and you just know they are not going to move?? Because a] they haven't seen you or b] they are just NOT GOING TO, and you have to take avoiding action - well that is bad enough ....


... but when it is a bumble bee, that made me mad - I had to dodge this huge bumble bee and I looked very silly on a busy street!!:ranting:

I hate them! I'm always coming up against them on my bike, we play a game of "chicken"! Before now one has ended up entangled in my fuzzy hair, I'm not sure if he ever got away, he may still be there!!!

DYJHIW....

...it's freezing cold and you have to go and clean out the rabbit!

...it's freezing cold and you have to go and get the washing in

...it's freezing cold and you have to plant in some shrubs your mum gave you, otherwise they will die

...the shed door is all locked up with a padlock and you can't find the bloody key to unlock it and yuo need to unlock it to get the garden tools out to pub the bloody shrubs in

... I'm not even going to mention the feckin ironing and washing up.


...and to top it all I've got nothing to drink!

DYJHIW....

...it's freezing cold and you have to go and clean out the rabbit!

...it's freezing cold and you have to go and get the washing in

...it's freezing cold and you have to plant in some shrubs your mum gave you, otherwise they will die

...the shed door is all locked up with a padlock and you can't find the bloody key to unlock it and yuo need to unlock it to get the garden tools out to pub the bloody shrubs in

... I'm not even going to mention the feckin ironing and washing up.


...and to top it all I've got nothing to drink!

I see you are having a good day, Dol :devil:

DYJHIW....

...it's freezing cold and you have to go and clean out the rabbit!

...it's freezing cold and you have to go and get the washing in

...it's freezing cold and you have to plant in some shrubs your mum gave you, otherwise they will die

...the shed door is all locked up with a padlock and you can't find the bloody key to unlock it and yuo need to unlock it to get the garden tools out to pub the bloody shrubs in

... I'm not even going to mention the feckin ironing and washing up.


...and to top it all I've got nothing to drink!


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I see you are having a good day, Dol :devil:

the day's been great ILS! it's the evening that's turning into a bummer!

DYJHIW you just come on and realise that you are so tired that you really should be in bed!

DYJHIW you can hear hubby has got MOTD on in the other room, yet you really don't want to hear all those goals go in again :sad:
He's sadistic he is.

DYJHIW you wake up with cramp and someone is snoring so you can't get back to sleep again and you could have had at least two more hours.

DYJHIW....you have to wake yur boys up to tell them that their Great Grandmother died last night... :cry:

DYJHIW....you have to wake yur boys up to tell them that their Great Grandmother died last night... :cry:

Awww Buzz, I'm sorry to hear that! :hug:

DYJHIW....you have to wake yur boys up to tell them that their Great Grandmother died last night... :cry:


:hug: ...................

Oh Buzz, I am sorry............:hug:

DYJHIW a cyber friend has bad news and you can't give them a real hug only a cyber one. Deep sympathies Buzz. :hug:

Oh Buzzy Bee I am sorry - if she is the boys great Grandmother, she is your Gran? So sorry and my thoughts are with you.:hug:

DYJHIW....you have to wake yur boys up to tell them that their Great Grandmother died last night... :cry:

Horrible thing, Buzzy. Hope they and you are ok.

xx

:cry: Gentle hugs for you and your family Buzz :hug:

Sorry to hear about your loss, Buzz. It must have been hard telling the kids. :hug:

DYJHIW - you just nip out for 5 minutes to give your son a lift & whilst you are out the heavens open. Your washing that was almost dry is now soaking wet! In fact it is wetter than it was when you put it out :ranting:

Thank you all for you kind wishes and thoughts. I told the boys this morning and they seemed to accept the news okay. She was actually Mr B's grandma and she was a week off her 82nd birthday, we had been expecting it for a little while. The funeral is to be held next thursday and the boys all want to come, so that will be another 'new' experience for them.

Sorry to hear your news Buzz its always hard losing someone close no matter what their age. Thinking of you and your family.

Big hugs to you and your family Buzz :hug:

DYJHIW you've got the biggest spot in the world right between your eyes where the rim of your cup rests when you're draining the dregs of your tea, and also when, for some unknown reason, your eyelid is swollen. I look like I've been 10 rounds with Mike Tyson - not a good look. :boxing:

DYJHIW - Your house stinks of fish as a result of cooking your first fish pie last night! :sick:

My dad loved it by the way Flip! :thumbsup:

DYJHIW the weather report said it was going to be sunny today, so you put your washing out and it keeps raining.

We've got hail just at the minute.

Ahh well, at least it's only towels.

Sorry, bit of a disgusting one here....

DYJHIW you just bite into a sausage (a cooked one) and then suddenly sneeze. Do I need to go into detail about what happened:w00t:

See! It's safer to suck on raw ones...:wink2:

Sorry, bit of a disgusting one here....

DYJHIW you just bite into a sausage (a cooked one) and then suddenly sneeze. Do I need to go into detail about what happened:w00t:

Pebble dashed everything in sight? ;)

DYJHIW you've got to go and do your roots but you just know that a parcel you're expecting will turn up just as you get the gloopy mess on and are looking your lurvliest in old stained t-shirt kept for the occasion.

DYJHIW - because you are at work you missread a post and your reply makes you look daft! *nothing new there then*

DYJHIW - because you are at work you missread a post and your reply makes you look daft! *nothing new there then*

dyjhiw you can't find the post - lol

DYJHIW - the post fails to contain the cheque that is 'in it'. :ranting:

dyjhiw you can't find the post - lol

I'm sure Fee or Andrea will point it out for you :laugh:

I'm sure Fee or Andrea will point it out for you :laugh:

Yes, I did stumble across it by accident you understand ;) :laugh:

Yes, I did stumble across it by accident you understand ;) :laugh:

I understand :laugh:

DYJHIW... your new hair colour turns out a sort of khaki-beige instead of the golden blonde it promised you on the box :shocking:

not blue then?

DYJHIW... your new hair colour turns out a sort of khaki-beige instead of the golden blonde it promised you on the box :shocking:

And when your new blue rinse disappears down the sink ;) Don't worry PJ, I'll get another :wub:

DYJHIW - you burn 3 fingers on your hob :cry:

DYJHIW - you burn 3 fingers on your hob :cry:

ILS my dear, give up and give in - you are never going to be a domestic goddess - stick to microwave re-heating or the chippy. It's less painful.

Hope you got some ice to put on it. ;)

ILS my dear, give up and give in - you are never going to be a domestic goddess - stick to microwave re-heating or the chippy. It's less painful.



You are right Crit...... Fish and Chips it is tomorrow!

You are right Crit...... Fish and Chips it is tomorrow!

That's my gal ;) That's what we had tonight and, guess what? I found out I can get OAP fish and chips really cheap - hahaha. I got Mr. C a large cod and chips and I had an OAP fish and chips. Worked out much cheaper and as I'm trying to slim (hahaha) the portion was small but plenty.

I'm so mad :angry:
I phoned the people at pc world just to find out ho wmuch a flippin hard drive was and got through to some wally telling me that if I didn't have a warranty he couldn't help me :w00t:
I explained that I just wanted to find out how much to buy and how to for them to copy the files over for me, so he said you'll have to ring this number, not paying to much attention to the number I rang and a voice answered saying "welcometopcserivesorrytokeepyouwaitingandpleasebea dvisedthatcallsarechargedatonepoundfiftyaminutehow canIhelp.
I said pardon I ddin't catch any of that can you repeat it slower and this is what he'd been saying
"welcome to pc service sorry to keep you waiting and please be advised that calls are charged at one pound fifty a minute how can I help"?
OMG £1.50 a minute :w00t:
So I said why the heck £1.50 a min I only want to know the price of a hard drive.
Him - You need to speak to sales.
Me - Yeah I know but they told me to ring this number.
Him - Are you out of warranty
Me - I don't have a warranty, as I didn't buy the computer from you
Him- oh
me- forget it!
Estimated time on this call 3 mins! :angry:

I so sympathise with you Bob - it's maddening isn't it.

DYJHIW your postman, never and I mean NEVER has the sense to leave a parcel with the neighbours or put it in the cupboard if you're out, and the next day you have to troop down to the depot to retrieve it. Then the one bloomin time you don't want him to leave it with the neighbours, he ******** does! :ranting:

DYJHIW you fancy a night on the board for a change but your daughter is wittering on about going on MSN...AGAIN! See you all later... :sad:

DYJHIW you fancy a night on the board for a change but your daughter is wittering on about going on MSN...AGAIN! See you all later... :sad:

Max .. you're the grown up ... hit her!

DYJHIW you fancy a night on the board for a change but your daughter is wittering on about going on MSN...AGAIN! See you all later... :sad:

Get another PC - Max!

Max .. you're the grown up ... hit her!
and then tell her that her Aunty Dol, told you to do it.......

DYJHIW - miss ils's 1st train was late so she missed her connection. She has now got to wait an hour for the next one, so she will be 2 hours later than expected :cry:

I so sympathise with you Bob - it's maddening isn't it.

DYJHIW your postman, never and I mean NEVER has the sense to leave a parcel with the neighbours or put it in the cupboard if you're out, and the next day you have to troop down to the depot to retrieve it. Then the one bloomin time you don't want him to leave it with the neighbours, he ******** does! :ranting:

Had it switched itself on then Nox? :ninja:

:laugh: :laugh:

lol fee!!


dyjhiw your 'cheap' flights to Nice end up costing you a bloody fortune, and you've no comeback 'cos it was your own stupid fault for mucking up the online booking.......:glare:

lol fee!!


dyjhiw your 'cheap' flights to Nice end up costing you a bloody fortune, and you've no comeback 'cos it was your own stupid fault for mucking up the online booking.......:glare:
Is Urk talking to you yet??

Urk is what we refer to as 'not a happy teddy bear'.


I'll give him some TE special tlc [:bag: ] tonight, so hopefully we'll be talking by the time we get to France :lol:

[and he keeps telling everyone who'll listen what a gob****e I am }

bs'tard...