DYJHIW you have found out that Norwich do flights to Dublin for about £35 one way, but when you search all you can find is flights that take you half way around the world and cost over a grand:sad:

Bummer Andrea! :sad:

DYJHIW - You are totally knackered already and there is still another 9.5hrs to go! :cry:

DYJHIW - it hasn't stopped p*ssing it down for over 24 hours :ranting:

It's that Tesco time again and you know you are going to have to push and shove your way round but you can only do it today because Mr. C is home early and the cupboard/fridge/freezer are all bare.

And

DYJHIW hubby comes in and tells you that he's not working on Sunday for a change, but just as you are thinking of somewhere nice to go he tells ya that it means he can now go to the Sandown Air Show - Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

You have to ring the solicitors and you do not want to because you know what they are going to say

You have to ring the solicitors and you do not want to because you know what they are going to say

Oh, Cockney, I do hope you get this sorted out before the holiday weekend! I really do feel for you both, I take it you have also had to contact your buyers and they are also getting held up. What a nightmare eh? :hug:

Andrea - found this earlier today - it might be of some use?!!

https:///www.airwales.com/sgi-bin/airkiosk/17/171015


fingers crossed!!!

edit - not very good at this kind of thing!! the web site is www.airwales.com (http://www.airwales.com)

they have flights on 21 Oct coming back on the sunday

norwich to dublin - 59.99 departing 17.50
dublin to norwich - 39.99 departing 15.40 which are pretty good times

hope this helps...

te

You have to ring the solicitors and you do not want to because you know what they are going to say

What happened Cockney ?

You have to ring the solicitors and you do not want to because you know what they are going to say

She's entitled to half? :unsure:

I went outside for a fag, and sat on an ants nest :ninja: Im now itching like you wouldnt believe. I have already retrieved (and squashed) two that were lurking in my bra :bag:

I went outside for a fag, and sat on an ants nest :ninja: Im now itching like you wouldnt believe. I have already retrieved (and squashed) two that were lurking in my bra :bag:

*snigger* :ninja:

...when your HotorNot rating has slipped to 8.7


:mad2:

...when your HotorNot rating has slipped to 8.7


:mad2:

why's that? not enough family members voting?

I think I may have mislaid one of my admirers along the way

DYJHIW you have a speech on a film for french class and you go to the library ten minutes before class to get the tape so you can show a clip, and when you put the tape in the VCR at the library to fast forward to the right clip, it gets stuck in the VCR.....and then it takes two librarians and myself to get the VCR taken apart to get the film out. And in the process you cut your finger on a piece of metal in the VCR and are bleeding all over but not realizing it...but you get the tape out and try another VCR...and at that point realize there is blood all over the case for the tape and you realize it is coming from your finger....so you are trying to stop the bleeding and fast forward to the correct part of the film simultaneously....you then show up in class 20 minutes late completely frazzled and the whole class wondering what the hell just happened to you.

Yeah, that just happened. lol

Andrea - found this earlier today - it might be of some use?!!

https:///www.airwales.com/sgi-bin/airkiosk/17/171015


fingers crossed!!!

edit - not very good at this kind of thing!! the web site is www.airwales.com (http://www.airwales.com/)

they have flights on 21 Oct coming back on the sunday

norwich to dublin - 59.99 departing 17.50
dublin to norwich - 39.99 departing 15.40 which are pretty good times

hope this helps...

te

Thanks for that TE:thumbsup:
I'm definately keeping my options open, but it does depend on what I'm doing at the time.
I should be doing my nursing course by then so it depends on what kind of holiday time we get.
But don't rule me out, yet:w00t:

DYJHIW you have a speech on a film for french class and you go to the library ten minutes before class to get the tape so you can show a clip, and when you put the tape in the VCR at the library to fast forward to the right clip, it gets stuck in the VCR.....and then it takes two librarians and myself to get the VCR taken apart to get the film out. And in the process you cut your finger on a piece of metal in the VCR and are bleeding all over but not realizing it...but you get the tape out and try another VCR...and at that point realize there is blood all over the case for the tape and you realize it is coming from your finger....so you are trying to stop the bleeding and fast forward to the correct part of the film simultaneously....you then show up in class 20 minutes late completely frazzled and the whole class wondering what the hell just happened to you.

Yeah, that just happened. lol

my word, how awful ..... but how funny!!

...when your HotorNot rating has slipped to 8.7


:mad2:


How do I look you up? The picture of Cat is stuck on my desktop and I can't get rid of it.

DYJHIW the thunder, lightening and heavy rain cuts out the satellite picture on the tv and you can't watch the match:ranting:


Oh no wait, I can hear its back on again.

DYJHIW - you just realise it has been raining awhile and the washing on the line is now soaking wet :mad2:

DYJHIW .... you're drunk and there's so much to do!!!! why did I open that bottle of wine?!?!

DYJHIW .... you're drunk and there's so much to do!!!! why did I open that bottle of wine?!?!
and so early in the day....it must have been the trauma relived of wrestling on a carpet with lots of burns in intimate areas!

and so early in the day....it must have been the trauma relived of wrestling on a carpet with lots of burns in intimate areas!

:laugh: don't remind me ... oh alright remind me! :w00t:

:laugh: don't remind me ... oh alright remind me! :w00t:

I specialise in debriefing ie the psychological and not physical intervention.
So if you start experiencing flashbacks, or there is a "live" feeling of dread/fear and it is interrupting your daily life.......i'll see what i can do. but the wine seems to be doing a good job just now!

DYJHIW....


your cheeks are all rosy red and you've been drinking and now you've got to go to the greengrocers cos you need some vegetables for tea! Maybe we could just have haddock and pasta instead?!?

Had it switched itself on then Nox? :ninja:

Fortunately batteries weren't included!

Dol, I'm sure some of those pot noodles have traces of vegetable matter.

DYJHIW....


you notice "immaculate neighbour" ahead of you on the short walk to the greengrocer, so you slow down ... only to allow "nosey neighbour" to catch up with you! talk about between a rock and hard place!

... and then to cap it all when I walked into aforemetioned greengrocers, Roy Orbison is blaring out "Pretty Woman" over the radio! My life sucks!!!

more wine, vicar!

DYJHIW

I cant really eat solid food just now, although I have managed to scoff bits of light cheese and strawberries so I am quite happy. However, my body is currently pain free because really there is nothing to digest and it is telling me I am hungry but I cant eat because of the consequences of it all. and so the cycle continues. if i satisfy the hunger because i feel alright, i'll spend the next couple of days vomiting. bla bla bla.
so, looks like my 14th or 15th operation is approaching again (that old chestnut). so, dyjhiw your body is not working as you would like it to?

tonee, I really feel for you, I remember the same scenario when I had cholecystitis. I was starving, but I knew if I ate the smallest amount of fat (even in fish) I would be doubled up in excruciating agony for the next eight hours. It was absolutely horrible, so to keep going through it again and again must be awful. :hug:

tonee, I really feel for you, I remember the same scenario when I had cholecystitis. I was starving, but I knew if I ate the smallest amount of fat (even in fish) I would be doubled up in excruciating agony for the next eight hours. It was absolutely horrible, so to keep going through it again and again must be awful. :hug:
thanks but to be honest, it is normal for me now. some people still find that hard to get but it is true. ive been there with cholecystitis, a knock on with crohns, and had this removed. my poor body, too many knives and forks used for all sorts of reasons. my big annoyance at the moment is that i am hungry and pain free but holding the knowledge that i cant eat even though i feel that i can....walked past a guy today eating a bag of chips and nearly jumped on him. maybe im pre-menstrual as well!!!

I feel really restless. Mr.B is working on our bathroom and the water has been turned off, so i cant do any of the washing i had planned or wash the kitchen floor etc .....

I did all my other jobs yesterday - and i really dont know what to do with myself. The trouble is, im in one of those moods where there is loads that i could do, but i really cant be arsed. I could clean out the birds and bunny, take the dog for a walk, go to Tescos .... but how boring is that !!!

Same here Bonnie - did everything yesterday, hubby's gone off to another flying meet at Sandown, grandson's gone to his mum's, done Tesco's on Friday! I'm at a loss to know what to do on this fine sunny day.

DYJHIW ... you got nothing to do and all day to do it. Think I might wander into Town - spend more than I should probably. :bye:

DYJHIW ... you got nothing to do and all day to do it. Think I might wander into Town - spend more than I should probably. :bye:

Good for you. Alas the shops around here never open on Sundays - unless you want to shop in Focus DIY :sad:

DYJHIW ... you are dying for a cup of tea ... but you've ran out of milk and you're too lazy and tired to nip to the shop!

You screw your lipsyl all the way out just to see how much there is left, and when you try and screw it back in, it doesn't move, it won't go back in :sad:
I've tried to gently push it back in, but I've just ended up with a load of gunk on my hand and a squashed end :w00t:

You want to try those little pots of Vaseline you get from the supermarket for about 99p Andrea, and you won't ever have that problem again.


*Vaseline works just as good if not better than lipsyl*

Good for you. Alas the shops around here never open on Sundays - unless you want to shop in Focus DIY :sad:

DYJHIW you force yourself to walk into Town determined to spend some money and nothing fits or looks nice so you come home with 8 pairs of knickers :sad:

DYJHIW your 4 year old wakes up with a temperature :sad:
I'm off now, see you all tomorrow :bye:

DYJHIW your 4 year old wakes up with a temperature :sad:


I hope it is nothing to serious Andrea :hug:

DYJHIW - it takes 20 minutes of constant re-dialing to get through to the doctors!

DYJHIW... you run out of marmite! tragedy! Do you think bovril is a suitable substitute?!

...when there's a teacher's strike on Thursday (probably), but the Head is not shutting the school, so you have to come in :glare:


Anyone know how I can join the NUT before Thursday? :naughty:

...when an interviewee comes into the front office and uses the toilet, then lets off an entire can of hairspray, which is now permeating the entire corridor :angry: .


Surely there's no need for hairspray in this day and age. grrr.

...when there's a teacher's strike on Thursday (probably), but the Head is not shutting the school, so you have to come in :glare:


Anyone know how I can join the NUT before Thursday? :naughty:
Are Lab Technicians eligible to join the NUT? :bag:

I hope it is nothing to serious Andrea :hug:

No Ils, I've kept him off school today but his temperature seems to have gone down, just got a chesty cough now.
Calpol the saviour is doing its work :laugh:

No Ils, I've kept him off school today but his temperature seems to have gone down, just got a chesty cough now.
Calpol the saviour is doing its work :laugh:

I'm glad to hear that Andrea, Calpol is magic stuff :laugh:

Are Lab Technicians eligible to join the NUT? :bag:

I wouldn't know :angry:

DYJHIW - when you drop a jar of jam on the floor and it smashes :ranting:


*what a ****ing mess*

DYJHIW - when you drop a jar of jam on the floor and it smashes :ranting:


*what a ****ing mess*

Whoops! Could have been worse, could have been syrup, now believe me having been there, done that I don't think there is anything worse than syrup!

I don't envy you with the jam, ILS - what flavour was it?

DYJHIW, you get an offer made on your property but your solicitor doesn't phone you back to confirm it and they are now closed for today, and you are not going to be in all day tomorrow!

DYJHIW you have had a headache that just won't quit all day!

DYJHIW you have had a headache that just won't quit all day!

Self induced Rob? End of show partyness? :drinking:

Self induced Rob? End of show partyness? :drinking:

Not totally true - the party finished in the early hours of Sunday morning - probably due to tiredness though!

o/t

DYJHIW you are looking for sympathy and don't get any:whistling

DYJHIW The bread you normally buy faithfully and loyally suddenly goes on special offer and everyone wants it cos it's cheap :sad:
Not fair I usually buy it after work, but been sold out since last friday.
Special offers Pah! :boxing:

You get roped into painting the bathroom ceiling :unsure:

You wake up feeling like you've been dropped out of an aeroplane without a parachute.

Everything aches this morning. I hope I'm not getting anything nasty. :mad2:

Crit, ils has a virussy thing today too. Just make sure you shake it off before next weekend, ladies. We need you fighting fit.

Vitamin C, water and bed! Go on! Off you go!

Awww Crit, I hope I didn't pass on my virus in the chatroom last night :sad:

I hope you feel better soon :hug:

Crit, I hope get much better very soon! :hug:

Thanks all. Will definitely be taking it easy today (nothing new there though but at least I've got an excuse ;) )

Just gotta shake it off cos Portsmouth is less than 2 weeks away and my holiday to Spain is 3 weeks away. xxxxxxxxxx

DYJHIW Foxy moderates your posts? :D

Oooo what have I missed?

sushhhhh, she hasn't seen it yet.....

have I been there?

do you wanna? :unsure:

no, not there...... THERE

You start to enjoy yourself and have to go............... :cry:

...you think you may have developed a peanut allergy :(

Last night I was happily eating peanut butter and about half an hour later I started to itch all over and this lasted for hours. I'm hoping it's something else though - I'd rather have fleas than an allergy :ohmy:

DYJHW you wake up and have a pain in the neck and it really hurts when you turn your head

DYJHW you wake up and have a pain in the neck and it really hurts when you turn your head
Have you been playing divebombing off the wardrobe with Buck again?? :devil:

DYJHW you wake up and have a pain in the neck and it really hurts when you turn your head


Aww that is horrible when that happens Cockers - I hope you feel better soon :hug:


DYJHIW - you eldest son has just gone off to take his first 2 gcse exams and you are really nervous for him!

DYJHIW - Change for change sake gets in the way of saving lives....the media would have a field day if they knew the half of it.... :mad:

DYJHIW - you eldest son has just gone off to take his first 2 gcse exams and you are really nervous for him!

Have you heard anything yet ILS?

Have you heard anything yet ILS?

No I have Gel but I am not really expecting to as he has one this morning and one this afternoon so he is staying at school in between!

I'm sure he will be fine but it is still a worry!

DYJHIW - your bathroom is not looking like it is going to be finished by the weekend! :cry:

DYJHIW - your bathroom is not looking like it is going to be finished by the weekend! :cry:

Mine isnt either :wink2: Mr. B has just declared that he has had enough, and that nothing is going right. He has to work tomorrow which puts everything back. So on Friday he will lay the plywood flooring which then has to be left 24hrs. On Saturday he will lay the marble ... which then has to be left 24hrs. On Sunday he will put the sink and toilet back .... and then monday start on the tiling.

I know he is fed up and need a break, but i cant help but feel dissapointed. We have no loo in the house, no lighting upstairs, no sink upstairs. I really wanted it all done by the end of this week - but its not to be :mellow:

Huge sympathy for those without bathrooms :beer:

...when you really have to log off SO

DYJHIW - football's on the telly and everyone you need to talk to is bloomin well watching it :)

DYJHIW - football's on the telly and everyone you need to talk to is bloomin well watching it :)

Tell me about it, Nox. Mr B who isn't really a football person has been sat in front of the TV since 7pm! He is even giving up watching Desperate Housewives to watch it, which means I have to give it up too and tape it to watch tomorrow!

I know he is fed up and need a break, but i cant help but feel dissapointed. We have no loo in the house, no lighting upstairs, no sink upstairs. I really wanted it all done by the end of this week - but its not to be :mellow:

Silly question, Bonny but where are you doing your...........you know.........poos :pooh: and pee-pees? :ohmy: Do you bag and bin it? :thumbsup:

DYJHW the baby learns how to open the kitchen door and you dont have a baby gate


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She is still a wee cutie,Cockney! Just wait till she starts opening the fridge door and the washing machine door! This is just the begining! :thumbsup:

Thanks Bella

I need a play pen really and will get one when we move



So far

She has had the sky card out of the box 3 times

Tried to feed the video recorder Farley’s Rusk

Use the DVD player draw as a holder for her bottle

Rearranged the video and C D collection to her liking and even tried her hand at flower arranging with the plant in the corner she felt that it would be more ascetically pleasing if it was horizontal and on top of her

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Doesn't it make you feel proud :wub:

I need a play pen really and will get one when we move



So far

She has had the sky card out of the box 3 times

Tried to feed the video recorder Farley’s Rusk

Use the DVD player draw as a holder for her bottle

Rearranged the video and C D collection to her liking and even tried her hand at flower arranging with the plant in the corner she felt that it would be more ascetically pleasing if it was horizontal and on top of her

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Which one of you does she take after? :ninja:

Which one of you does she take after? :ninja:

I say nothing

Are you looking forward to having another one dear? :ninja:


Think of the fun you can have with two of them.

They teach each other, you know. :thumbsup: It gets bigger and better every day! And then, suddenly, they split off into independently acting domestic terrorist cells, loosely linked by theme but fiendish in their individual powers of creative destruction. Gotta love em! :kid:

I so love being a working mum :pimp: Cockney was actually thinking of getting a day job the other day too :D , can't think why....

I so love being a working mum :pimp: Cockney was actually thinking of getting a day job the other day too :D , can't think why....

Hey!! He's got a job already! The most important one in the world, ... being a dad.


Would you leave your baby with this man .....

http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lgph0037.jpg

or this one .....

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I know which one I'd vote for! .... go Cockney!

You think you've got a chest infection (have had them before), and so have an appointment at 11am :mellow: I cant breath very well, i have a terrible chesty cough which keeps both Me, Mr B and the neighbours awake all night, and im hot and sweaty :sick: Definately sounds like an infection to me, so hopefully i will get dosed up with antibiotics.

I dont think its helped with all the building work around here, and the brick dust makes my cough 10 times worse.

Bonnie - poor you that sounds horrible. I hope it clears up soon.

....when you have a deadline approaching and think you might miss it :(

....when you have a deadline approaching and think you might miss it :(

Well, well. I wonder why... :whistling

Get well soon Bonnie :hug:


DYJHIW - you get paint on your hand when you go to the loo!

Well, well. I wonder why... :whistling

...when people seem to be implying you may not be working as hard/much as you should :mad2:

You've been SUSSED!

Can't expect to meet any deadlines when you spend all evening losing your Chat Cherry!

Get well soon Bonnie.

DYJHIW ... the fashion item you wanted to watch on TV starts but you are desperate for the loo so you go for a quick weee but then find you need to do a poo (should this be on the toilet thread?) and by the time you get out it's all over!!! :sad: Got TV in the living room, bedrooms, kitchen - seriously wondering about getting one in the bathroom now :naughty:

You find out that you could have moved last Wednesday

Now you need to tell your solicitor that he is a winker and you would like to move now please (very Politely of course)

And he is not taking calls because he is out to lunch and has been since 11.30

And you have the feeling that he has been continuously out to lunch since the day he was bucking born

Sweetheart don't let them get to you.

Tomorrow we'll get in the car, drive to their offices and petrol bomb the *******s.

No! Don't do it Floops!

Not tomorrow, anyway. Wait until the paperwork is complete. :ninja:

That's the spirit floops. Cold, unemotional, calculated revenge. :devil:

Good point dabster.

Tomorrow we sniper one member of staff at a time until they exchange contracts.

Very reasonable, in the cirumstances.

Sweetheart don't let them get to you.

Tomorrow we'll get in the car, drive to their offices and petrol bomb the *******s.

We'll all come and give you moral support, Floopy and you can just blame it on your hormones! I doubt you even get a custodial sentence!

I doubt very much if anyone would notice if every member of their team got a bullet in the head. :gunsmilie

DYJhIW - One of your little obsessive disorders get's you into trouble..... :pooh:

Can't expect to meet any deadlines when you spend all evening losing your Chat Cherry!

I know, and this morning I woke up feeling dirty and used.

You lot are just evil :sad:

I know, and this morning I woke up feeling dirty and used.

You lot are just evil :sad:

Leave it out Gal you could teach them a thing or two
who are you trying to kid

DYJhIW - One of your little obsessive disorders get's you into trouble..... :pooh:

Which one, Coastie? Is it :pooh: related?

DYJHIW you squirt tomato puree all down the kitchen wall. And it was the last bit. I had to scrape it off and stick it in the dinner anyway.

I had to scrape it off and stick it in the dinner anyway.

:laugh: fantastic ... and just what i would of done :thumbsup:

I know, and this morning I woke up feeling dirty and used.

You lot are just evil :sad:


In the words of the great Bachman Turner Overdrive.............

B-b-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen nothin' yet! :naughty:

Gel, don't go in on a Friday :bag:

DYJHIW you desperately need to go out with Cockers for a jug of blue cocktails and a curry, but you can't, so you had a glass of water and shared the baby's cheese on toast instead :cry:

Which one, Coastie? Is it :pooh: related?

DYJHIW you squirt tomato puree all down the kitchen wall. And it was the last bit. I had to scrape it off and stick it in the dinner anyway.

Love your style Max, Gordon Ramsay would be proud of you! :laugh:

poor Floops, would you like a virtual drink :beer: :laugh:

when you decided to find out if you were allergic to peanut butter by eating half a jar. Turs out you're not, but now you feel really sick from eating too much :(

poor Floops, would you like a virtual drink :beer: :laugh:

when you decided to find out if you were allergic to peanut butter by eating half a jar. Turs out you're not, but now you feel really sick from eating too much :(

Yes, I know what you mean I have to do this with different types of beer just to see if I am allergic to them

That’s my excuse and I am sticking to it

DYJHIW you squirt tomato puree all down the kitchen wall. And it was the last bit. I had to scrape it off and stick it in the dinner anyway.

LMAO, love it Max:laugh:

That’s my excuse and I am sticking to it [/color]

Seems reasonable enough to me Cockney :D

.... when you finally managed to take the baby out for a walk, and theres a market on in town and pople are all standing around talking and no one notices when you need to get by.

I'm sure it took me about half an hour to get from one end of the high street to the other - and there's not a whole lot of street!

DYJHIW...

It's a beautiful day out but you wake up feeling achey and full of pain, then other half informs you that he is going off flying yet again this afternoon so you feel tearful and depressed!

I really need to snap out of it. We're going on holiday to spain on the 16th June but instead of looking forward to it as I should be I just can't be bothered with all the washing, ironing, packing, deciding what to take and what not to take, etc. It feels like old age has set in overnight!

I suppose DH thinks I have a holiday every day because I don't go to work but it's the sheer boredom of spending every day cleaning and tidying up and washing and cooking, or not doing it and feeling guilty because you know that being at home all day means you should have a sparkling spotless home and you shouldn't expect DH to come home from work and do it.

It makes me feel worse knowing that I am being unreasonable and I don't want to do the "nagging wife" bit. I don't know why all this resentment is building up in me. We've always let each other do whatever they want, whether it's him going off flying every spare day or me sitting on the computer.

Oh well, ignore me, I just needed to vent.

DYJHIW you squirt tomato puree all down the kitchen wall. And it was the last bit. I had to scrape it off and stick it in the dinner anyway.

I'm guessing Mr M has no idea this happened!!

... hang on a minute I'm just going to add a paragraph to his birthday card before i send it off!!

Awww Crit :hug:

Everyone feels sorry for themselves when they are not well, just don't worry about the housework, whilst you are feeling poorly. It will still be there when you are feeling better!

You vent all you like, we don't mind.... you just consentrate on getting yourself well for the meet and your holiday


(((((((( huge hugs ))))))))))))

aaaw Critique :sad: sounds like you do need to vent, I hope it helped a bit. Perhaps you could give yourself a day off from all the excitment that is housework and go to a spa or something - or lie on the sofa watching TV and order take-out for lunch and dinner.

Anyway I work from home and still NEVER have a sparkling home. I think people who do are just being unfair to the rest of us :D

you just went round with the hover and put some stuff away but it is to hot and i can't be asked to do anymore

ill do it monday buck it

best feed the baby now that I have hoverd up her food suppy

:hug: Thanks for the sympathy my friends. I have a feeling I am going to be on this particular thread all weekend cos I've got the miseries :cry:

DYJHIW ....

your brand new week old tumble dryer has a whopping great door on it (not a glass see-through one like my old one had) and as it's situated on top of the washing machine you bend right down to get the last few socks out of the machine and the bleedin door has swung half shut so you stand up and hit your head on it for the umpteenth time!!!

Even the domestic appliances are ganging up on me today :cry:

I can feel some retail therapy coming on (with Mr. C's debit card) :naughty:

Sounds like a good idea :idea: Crit, a bit of retail therapy on the OH card always makes you feel better!

DYJHIW - your bathroom is nowhere near finished, and they are not coming back for nearly 2 weeks to finish it off. So no shower for 2 weeks :ranting:

Sympathy for you too ILS!

...I actually went to the effort of putting on some half decent wrinkle free clothes today and I just opened a bottle of fizzy drink and despite having been sat still in the cupboard since yesterday, it exploded all over me.

Like Crtique I am not having good day :sad:

...I actually went to the effort of putting on some half decent wrinkle free clothes today and I just opened a bottle of fizzy drink and despite having been sat still in the cupboard since yesterday, it exploded all over me.



Oooooooooops sticky and wet! :yuck:


Sometimes you just have days like that when everything that can go wrong does! :hug:

So are you now wrinkly and dry? :ninja:

witch :kid:

actualy being the stylish girl I whipped my top up, stuck it in the wash and pull my skirt right up so it looks like I'm wearing a wrinkle free dress - well actually it still looks like a skirt yanked up, but at least its not creased :D

witch :kid:

actualy being the stylish girl I whipped my top up, stuck it in the wash and pull my skirt right up so it looks like I'm wearing a wrinkle free dress - well actually it still looks like a skirt yanked up, but at least its not creased :D

loving your style Gel :thumbsup:

DYJHIW - you have had a very stressful week and feel shattered!

DYJHIW - Your brain abandons you in a shop and makes you look a complete numpty... :bag:

Coastie, thats an everyday occurrence for me :)

DYJHIW...you have toothache...yet again!

M

Coastie, thats an everyday occurrence for me :)

DYJHIW...you have toothache...yet again!

M

Ouch! Toothache is just the worst, you have my every sympathy Marmie. Get to your dentist tomorrow, it is an emergency!

Coastie, thats an everyday occurrence for me :)

M

I thought I'd havbe at least another 30yrs before it started happening to me but just lately I swear my brain has taken on a life of it's own, packed it's bags and gone on holiday! :sad:

I think Alcohol will help your toothache! :w00t:

I thought I'd havbe at least another 30yrs before it started happening to me but just lately I swear my brain has taken on a life of it's own, packed it's bags and gone on holiday! :sad:

I think Alcohol will help your toothache! :w00t:

I think alcohol will help with the brain problem too coastie. It won't make you an Einstein but you won't care any more ;)

Sorry to hear you have toothache Marmy - it's one of the most horrible pains! Get to the SOMBA bar and have a good glug

My brain left in disgust when I got pregnant and I haven't seen it since. Just so glad I don't need it here :laugh:

When you're not liking BB very much and actually turned of in disgust earlier :ranting:

My brain left in disgust when I got pregnant and I haven't seen it since


It never comes back :unsure:

M - I hope your toothache gets better soon :hug:

DYJHIW ... apparantly you are going to have a permanent vacancy between your ears... although I could store valuables there - if I had any :D


Oops, and nearly forgot - heaps of smpathy for the toothache, its really horrible. I'd have to agree about alcohol being the way to go!

Mr.B has been in the mood from hell all day. He was fine this morning ... until we took Bailey for a walk. He got angry with the dog over a trivial thing, and i told him off (Mr.B, not the dog) and he hasnt spoken to me since !!!

He has spent the day in the bathroom sulking, and then came downstairs for an hour and slept in the chair, and then decided to go out and have a bonfire.

I just went out to tell him Top Gear was on, and he asked me to record it. I then asked when he would be in, as i would like my dinner some time today - and he wouldnt answer :sad:

So im sat on here, with a VERY large glass of red wine feeling thoroughly peed off :bag:

Why don't you just have your dinner Bonnie? Stick his in the oven, miserable so and so.

Never mind, Big Brother starts soon, then you can ignore him big time. :devil:

Why don't you just have your dinner Bonnie? Stick his in the oven, miserable so and so.

Never mind, Big Brother starts soon, then you can ignore him big time. :devil:

You know what, i think i will :thumbsup: I was only doing a Chilli, so he can heat his in the microwave when he finishes having the hump !!! Men (present company excluded) :bye:

Tell him to get stuffed and put his dinner in the bin.....works a treat for me, Mr B never has the hump at meal times.

DYJHIW - you have a disagreement with a friend!

DYJHIW - you have a disagreement with a friend!

Yes, very much, but when the friends love one another you know it'll all be okay. :hug:

The tablets you are taking for your chest infection dont seem to be working !!! I am slightly better during the day, but at night i cant stop coughing. Im sooooo tired. I think i need to go back to the quacks this week and get something stronger. My stomach is really sore from the coughing, and i get cramps in it now ive done it so much.

Alcohol is the only answer :ninja:

DYJHIW....

it's bank holiday Monday and you are all on your own and bored! bored! bored!

Of couse I could do: Ironing; gardening; washing; studying; hoovering ... but that's all boring too!

I think you'll have to take Bonnies cure too Dolores :D

... when you put together your fabulous new tool bench and now you realy can't be bothered to do any more DIY (which was the only reason you bothered to put it together in the first place)

You can't get sky+ upstairs so you rush down stairs to see whats wrong with main box...CARD IS GONE!!! The Meister has posted it thru the floor boards...start to sweat and panic....ring up Sky...QUICK QUICK I need another card. Ok Mrs Cat I will cancel that one and post one out for you immediately.

Come back down stairs and Master Cat is watching Sky+ ...I just hadn't switched it to the right channel and the card is safe and sound behind a little flap! OH NO...quick on the phone to SKY+...I have just cancelled the card..UNCANCEL IT NOW....PHEWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe...just in time.

My heart is racing I can tell you.

You can't get sky+ upstairs so you rush down stairs to see whats wrong with main box...CARD IS GONE!!! The Meister has posted it thru the floor boards...start to sweat and panic....ring up Sky...QUICK QUICK I need another card. Ok Mrs Cat I will cancel that one and post one out for you immediately.

Come back down stairs and Master Cat is watching Sky+ ...I just hadn't switched it to the right channel and the card is safe and sound behind a little flap! OH NO...quick on the phone to SKY+...I have just cancelled the card..UNCANCEL IT NOW....PHEWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe...just in time.

My heart is racing I can tell you.

Lol Cat, you are taking obsession to another level :wacko: :wink_kiss

Oh Cat, I'm sorry, you had me laughing hilariously at your little escapade this am:laugh:

DYJHIW ... you are 2 posts away from hitting 1,000 and you scour the messages for something interesting to add but you've suddenly gone brain dead :mad2:

Only 1000 and you're a jewel already! Have you been giving Haydon favours again Crit?

Only 1000 and you're a jewel already! Have you been giving Haydon favours again Crit?

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Don't tell them all or they'll be muscling in ;)

Only 1000 and you're a jewel already! Have you been giving Haydon favours again Crit?

Critique only mentioned to me the other day that she was suffering with lock jaw :ninja:

DYJHIW ....

your so called "friends" post all your most intimate secrets for everyone to read :blush:

.............and that suspicious permanent grin............

DYJHIW - all you want to do is go home and you have another 90 minutes left :mad2:

Push the knife in deeper - why don't ya? I shall draw my own conclusions as to what the grin on Kevin the Confused's face is hiding :p

Your chest infection still hasnt shifted, so i will have to try and get another appointment at the doctors tomorrow morning.

I tried to make an appointment today ..... but apparently all the allocated pre book slots had gone - WTF :unsure:

Aww, Bonnie sorry to hear you are still unwell. Hope you get better soon and just keep phoning for that appointment! :hug:

When you are browsing around and click on Pets just for the sake of it and poor Greebo is going to die in 72 hours :cry:

What's that all about then? I wanted to buy him and love him there and then, despite declaring myself a pet free zone. It doesn't have an option to buy him so I guess he will just slip quietly away :cry: :cry:

I wish I hadn't been there now

He is stuck in the adoption centre Crit, and only Haydon can release him! If you put a pet in temporary they need Haydon's help to go home!

Bonnie - that is really common at doctors surgerys now, it happens at mine, they keep most of their appointments so that people who ring up can see a doctor that day! Only a few are kept back for future appointments.


DYJHIW - your friend who is coming around for a natter is late!

DYJHIW - you friend has phoned to say she can't come now!

Awww ils. Did you tidy up and everything?

Awww ils. Did you tidy up and everything?

I did :cry:


DYJHIW - you have a headache coming on!

DYJHIW you write a personal memo and manage to send it to the wrong person :blush:

You have done 3 Health & Safety reports for college and your life just dosn't seem worth living anymore.

I cannot go on....

You find your razor blade clogged up with armpit stubble, your hairbrush full of 20" long hairs that tickle your face, and your beard scissors with bits of hardened glue and sellotape stuck to them. :ranting:

.......when it's your daughter's school sports day and it has rained all week!

At least we have 4 weeks until the end of term to reschedule!

And you are doing the Race for Life on Sunday and it is probably going to rain - still should be fun and it's for a good cause!

Good luck with the Race for Life Bela, hope it goes well - oh and sorry to hear abut your move!

...when you write a detailed letter of complaint to your mortgage company and they reply with one paragraph and a copy of all your paperwork - which yu already had. It's like they didn't even really read my letter at all :rant:

...when your bank inform you that your solicitor is the stupidest man they have ever dealt with :mad2:


AND

Your underwear is way too small and now you feel like you've been punched in the ribs.

:blush:

...when you write a detailed letter of complaint to your mortgage company and they reply with one paragraph and a copy of all your paperwork - which yu already had. It's like they didn't even really read my letter at all :rant:

OOOhh thats not good is it. Maybe you should call and ask to speak with the supervisor ?

DYJHIW you buy a bag of peanut brittle at lunchtime, and you've nearly eaten the whole lot :ninja: Theres about 50,000 calories in that bag :wink2:

You've sat on that feckin ants nest again !!!!

DYJHIW - Your kneck and shoulders are really stiff today... :sad:

DYJHIW - Dispite all the best efforts a young dolphin is about to die :cry:

DYJHIW - You don't get a chance to post your view from work in the jobbing thread before it's closed! :cry: here it is anyway!

http://www.mygosport.org/images/solent/gosport_solent_01.jpg

WOW
WOW
WOW

Good init...makes up for the pants pay seeing that each evening! :thumbsup:

Is that really the view Coastie. It's wonderful.

DYJHIW Coastie has a much better view from her place of work than you do:D

Wow Coastie, that is fantastic :thumbsup:

Is that really the view Coastie. It's wonderful.

Yep...that's what I get to look out on through one window...the other way is an airfield with hangers but the sunrise can be quite spectacular over there.....

We may be losing our incredible view in a few years years though....they are looking to do a rebuild of the station on the far side of the airfield with the helicopter...I will then look out on the airfield one way and fields (to be developed at some stage I'm sure) the other! :sad:

DYHIW - NTL delete your account by mistake :ranting:

DYJHIW you have a day out planned that you are really looking forward to, and the day before it you feel like cr@p.

DYJHIW you have a day out planned that you are really looking forward to, and the day before it you feel like cr@p.

:(

DYJHIW - you have to resort to taking a pain killer (hate pills) cos your neck and shoulders are still so stiff and sore their starting to give you a headache :sad:

I hope you feel better soon Coastie :wub:

DYJHIW as soon as you have stuffed a mammoth size piece of Peanut Brittle in your mouth ... the phone rings :bag:

:(

DYJHIW - you have to resort to taking a pain killer (hate pills) cos your neck and shoulders are still so stiff and sore their starting to give you a headache :sad:


I can really sympathise Coastie. :sad: Watch your posture.

Hmmm good point...my posture does suck!

Right back straight...head up.....

DYHIW - NTL delete your account by mistake :ranting:

Oooh Ils - no wonder you are ranting.

DYJHIW...

something you have ordered off the shopping channel still doesn't turn up after nearly 2 months of being fobbed off and then you check your account with them and it has been cancelled. I phoned them up (yet again) and they have had problems with quality control. So where is my refund? Still not been credited into my bank account. Grrrrrrrr!

DYJHIW you have a day out planned that you are really looking forward to, and the day before it you feel like cr@p.

Awwww Mazz. Never mind - get a couple of drinks down you and you won't care how you feel.

Granny's cure - whisky and hot milk (the milk is optional :) )

You buy a cheap brand of hairspray .... and when you squirt it on your hair nothing happens !!! I bought the 'mega hold' spray so i dread to think what would of 'not' happened if i had bought 'normal hold'

Cockney's nephew and his wife and kids all moved out to Braintree a few months ago and he now has a much longer drive into work every day.

A couple of weeks ago he had a burst blood vessel in his brain (thankfully it was a one-off and is highly unlikely to recurr) but he has now had his driving licence revoked for a year.

Added to that, his wife failed her driving test yesterday :sad:

That's horrible Floops, I can't imagine being without a driving license.

When your house is a tip, your (dreamt of) lottery win hasn't happened, and it looks like you're going to have to clean it yourself.

That's horrible Floops, I can't imagine being without a driving license.

When your house is a tip, your (dreamt of) lottery win hasn't happened, and it looks like you're going to have to clean it yourself.

Get over to the Lazy Bint's thread Gel. You'll have it done in no time.

It still all looked like far too much hard work to me Crit... :)

I'm too lazy for the lazy bints thread... this can't be good :ohmy:

Gel - tell people you're moving house in a couple of weeks (it's been working for us for months now) :bag:

It's a fab plan, but really I feel I must clean the floors before Mini G starts collecting his own lunch in crumbs :x

Perhaps we could take in a lodger who loves cleaning :D

Option 2. Get pregnant and emotionally blackmail Mr G into doing it all.

Expletives.... many of...

Looks like i have todo it, my brother just called to tell me him and his (very pregnant) girlfriend have decided to come and stay for a while and will be with me tomorrow morning at around 7am. I wish I'd done the darn tidying today now....

ooooh, nasty. At least you can hand Mini G over to her for her to practice on

I'm worried if she picks him up she might go into labour on my floor!

...when you couldn't sleep until 3am and had to get up at 6.30am :(

DYJHIW - Your boss goes sick so you feel you should support the team tonight and come to work even though you were meant to be on leave.....still I'm claiming it as overtime! :laugh:

DYJHIW....


you get refused a drink in a pub cos the barman who is about 10 deems you to have had enough!!!! Yes folks this happened to me at yesterday's meet! The shame, the humiliation ..... :bag: !!!!!

I have to say that has NEVER happened to me before ... or if it did I was too drunk to remember!

I'm laughing on the outside but inside I'm crying!!!!!

DYJHIW....


you get refused a drink in a pub cos the barman who is about 10 deems you to have had enough!!!! Yes folks this happened to me at yesterday's meet! The shame, the humiliation ..... :bag: !!!!!

I have to say that has NEVER happened to me before ... or if it did I was too drunk to remember!

I'm laughing on the outside but inside I'm crying!!!!!

Dol....the glare you gave through the window as you left could have turned lesser humans to stone! Eeek! :bag: Chukka asked for your number by the way.....I gave him the local kebab house instead!

DYJHIW....


you get refused a drink in a pub cos the barman who is about 10 deems you to have had enough!!!! Yes folks this happened to me at yesterday's meet! The shame, the humiliation ..... :bag: !!!!!

I have to say that has NEVER happened to me before ... or if it did I was too drunk to remember!

I'm laughing on the outside but inside I'm crying!!!!!

I think you were just too good for that dive Dol, and they knew it and that's why they refused to serve you! :wink_kiss

.........When you flush the toilet and your two-year old goes ballistic because she wanted to do it! Must remember for next time!

Awww, Dol, that story about you getting refused alcohol cracked me up! I have been refused too sweetie, but it was about 15 years ago!!!! :laugh:

..you set off for a lovely gentle run with Bazeeeeeeeeel in the fields on a lovely afternoon and the ****** runs off.

*******, took me 30 minutes and 4 extra miles to find him...can barely walk now...that and all the Urking at the weekend.

He is sat in the garden looking very sorry for himself.....he knows.

He loves you!

He loves you!

I don't love him :ranting:

I don't love him :ranting:
Oh yes you do really..............

DYJHIW....


you get refused a drink in a pub cos the barman who is about 10 deems you to have had enough!!!! Yes folks this happened to me at yesterday's meet! The shame, the humiliation ..... :bag: !!!!!




LMAO :kid:

DYJHIW your husband is put under 90 day threat of redundancy. He works for a local refrigeration company that was recently taken over and now they are getting rid of two thirds of the staff. The worst bit is not knowing if he will be kept on or not so he doesn't know whether to start looking for another job.

Bloody hell, Maz, that's horrible. I really hope it turns out okay for you both. :hug:

Awww Maz that is horrible, the not knowing is the worse bit! :hug:

Mazza..thinking of you both..FIngers crossed for you too.

God, sorry to hear that Maz.

Hope things work out for you both Maz! :hug: Fingers & toes are crossed!

Aww Maz, hope things work out for you both.:hug:

That's a shame Maz, two thirds is a lot, i would say to start looking and cover himself, if he stays you cannot lose.

DYJHIW - you haven't stopped sneezing since you got up this morning :sad:

.........it when you get up and make your first mug of tea of the day and proceed to drop the damn thing on the kitchen floor - hot tea and smashed mugs at 7am!! NOT GOOD.....

.........it when you get up and make your first mug of tea of the day and proceed to drop the damn thing on the kitchen floor - hot tea and smashed mugs at 7am!! NOT GOOD.....

Awww Buzz - and did you say "Oh damn" like wot I would have :angel: :cool:

Awww Buzz - and did you say "Oh damn" like wot I would have :angel: :cool:
I quietly commented to myself 'that was a silly thing to do' cleaned it up and then went up and let rip at the kids for splashing water all over the bathroom floor. :bag: How unchristian of me :devil:

DYJHIW - some artex falls in to your pan of pasta! :ranting:

DYJHIW... people ignore your pm's?

DYJHIW... people ignore your pm's?
Dol I apologise, but I don't think you sent it right as I didn't receive it :p

DYJHIW - the sunny weather brings out some truly horrific sights :shocking:

DYJHIW... people ignore your pm's?
Who are you annoying now??

DYJHIW - you burn your finger on the iron and it is now throbbing :cry:

DYJHIW - you burn your finger on the iron and it is now throbbing :cry:

Oooh - that's why I don't use one - nasty dangerous things.

I'm impressed that you've been up and ironing already. I'm on my second cup of tea and my eyes are barely open.

DYJHIW you thought you were feeling better yesterday and then you wake up with sore throat and runny everything :sad:

DYJHIW you thought you were feeling better yesterday and then you wake up with sore throat and runny everything :sad:

Aww I hope you feel better soon :hug:


I'm impressed that you've been up and ironing already. I'm on my second cup of tea and my eyes are barely open.



Don't be impressed Crit, it was in desperation, the boys didn't have a school shirt to wear so I just ironed 2 shirts! But there is still a huge pile just staring at me :shocking:

DYJHIW - you have loads of ironing to do but you can't do it as there are builders in the way (that is my excuse and I am sticking to it)

DYJHIW you have a day off and you have "jobs" to do.

Sorry you're feeling poorly, Crittle. Ils, put the iron down before you burn something else. Gerry Springer's on soon!

DYJHIW your husband comes home from work to find 3 fire engines outside your house - the workmen hit a gas pipe - but not a single fireman remained by the time I get home. :sad:

Did they not even come and knock on the door to warn you?

Gutted. :sad:

...you are feeling really sick, but you still have to work. :(

Did they not even come and knock on the door to warn you?

Gutted. :sad:

We weren't in.

Oh, well at least you can take comfort from that.

...you are feeling really sick, but you still have to work. :(
Pregnant already :w00t:

DYJHIW your husband comes home from work to find 3 fire engines outside your house - the workmen hit a gas pipe - but not a single fireman remained by the time I get home. :sad:

That happened to me Max, when I had my flood a couple of years ago, there were 6 fireman in my house but by the time I got home they had gone :cry:

You have soooooooooo much work to do, and really dont want to do it :sad: Its hard and boring work, and i dont enjoy it at all.

sympathies bons. Am feeling the same.


dyjhiw Urk has been laid off, starting today. Bum bum bum....Being a carpenter on contract work is not very secure. Better cancel the bmw and the yacht.............

Sorry to hear that TE. Hope he gets more work soon.

dyjhiw Urk has been laid off, starting today. Bum bum bum....Being a carpenter on contract work is not very secure. Better cancel the bmw and the yacht.............

I'm sorry to hear that TE - I hope something turns up for urk soon! :hug: :hug: one each!

Im really sorry to hear that TE, but he will get something soon - i know he will.

Hang on in there babe :wub:

I hope he finds something soon TE its horrible when things are uncertain.

Thank you all for your messages of support when I posted about Mr M being on threat of redundancy. It seems we won't know anytime soon whether he will be one of the ones kept on. We have since found out that the firm that took over his have only leased the place until January so it looks as if the whole place may fold up then.

DYJHIW

you want to watch Brand New You on Channel 5 but the signal keeps failing and it's like a patchwork quilt :mad2:

DYJHIW - it is not looking like your bathroom will be finished tomorrow!

Not good ILS, not good at all. :unsure:

DYJHIW....you find out that the bloody gypsies have set up camp on your child's school playing field......... :ranting:

Didn't invite the family this weekend then?

....you spend 6 hours in casualty on a Sunday. :wallbash:

DYJHIW - you waste 3 hours of the day asleep :wallbash:

DYJHIW - you waste 3 hours of the day asleep :wallbash:

Waste??? :mellow: Sleep????? :wacko:

I dont understand?????

How could the thing I crave most be a waste? :mellow: