DYJHIW your life is in a pickle at the moment. :(

And why is your life in a pickle?

DYJHIW - You over indulge on the food front (couldn't drink as working..now) down the pub while watching the rugby and well...:blush: when you get outside with the lodger in tow you suddenly feel a little queasy and leave a little puddle (one mouth full) of vomit out side the pub :blush: I did ensure it was in a spot away from general people traffic...but did feel more than a little piggy:unsure:

DYJHIW - You over indulge on the food front (couldn't drink as working..now) down the pub while watching the rugby and well...:blush: when you get outside with the lodger in tow you suddenly feel a little queasy and leave a little puddle (one mouth full) of vomit out side the pub :blush: I did ensure it was in a spot away from general people traffic...but did feel more than a little piggy:unsure:


I've lost all shred of decency when it comes to being sick in public with my crazy stomach Coastie!! I'd rather die than be sick in front of someone but now, it's just a hazard of being around me if I'm having a bad day with the tummy!!:unsure:

DYJHIW - The guys on your shift start having a pooting contest...fortunately they are none smelly at the mo but very loud on the part of the boss! I'm worried he may follow through at any minute! :sick:

I have to go to the vets tonight to get Bernies stitches out. She was shaved 10 days ago, and they managed to cut her quite badly.

Its a pain the ar*se really. I have to rush from work, drive home, do a Benny Hill sketch racing the cat around the lounge to get her in the carry case, drive almost back to where i work, and then home again afterwards.

What a faff. Its annoying as i have 101 jobs to do at home this evening, so it will be a real rush around.

DYJHIW your assignments aren't right:ranting:
You have to put more quotes in, make sure those quotes are referenced right and get it to the quality of university standard.

I've just got a bleedin job and I know I can do it.
I want to be a nurse not a university essay writer:ranting:

DYJHIW you know you should be putting your assigments together and you know your stalling.

DYJHIW you know you should be putting your assigments together and you know your stalling.
GET ON WITH IT!!

DYJHIW you have a parents' evening tomorrow

GET ON WITH IT!!

I did Miss, I did.
:smartie:

GRRRRRRR! So much for my lay in this morning...just got called in to work!:ranting:

Mr.B has discovered the joys of my laptop. Just incase that wasnt clear, its MY LAPTOP.

But every evening this week he has got home, plugged it in immediately and played all evening.

I was really bored and lonely last night :sleep:

Can't you hide it Bonnie?

DYJHIW.....

the postman hangs on the doorbell at 7.30 am and you leap out of bed, rush downstairs expecting it to be the blouse you won off ebay and it's a parcel for the man of the house :wallbash:

Can't you hide it Bonnie?

You know, i did think of that :unsure:

BUT he was farting about with it soooo much ... that he has now broken it !!!! So thats the end of my evening sessions for a while.

No! Sue him! Or at least don't make him dinner!

That's preposterous. How very dare he. :glare:

No! Sue him! Or at least don't make him dinner!

That's preposterous. How very dare he. :glare:

I know - i was incandescent with rage.

But maybe i should pop something in the 'help and feedback' section as someone here might know how to fix it.

I was really bored and lonely last night :sleep:

Maybe it's his way of showing you what it's like for him having his little pink pussy addicted to S.O.! :naughty:

Maybe it's his way of showing you what it's like for him having his little pink pussy addicted to S.O.! :naughty:
But he doesnt really know about my addiction as i never came on here in the evenings .... and i only did when he wasnt home.

But he doesnt really know about my addiction as i never came on here in the evenings .... and i only did when he wasnt home.

In that case no hanky panky for him for at least a month! :ranting:

In that case no hanky panky for him for at least a month! :ranting:
But thats normal :shutup:

Don't you hate it when your youngest boy gets tonsilitis for the second time in 6 weeks..:(

Buzz is that the same one that came home sick from school yesterday? I wish him well. It's miserable when your kids are ill isn't it? Not only do you worry about them but your own life goes on hold too. Big hugs.

Buzz is that the same one that came home sick from school yesterday? I wish him well. It's miserable when your kids are ill isn't it? Not only do you worry about them but your own life goes on hold too. Big hugs.
No, that one was the middle one - affectionaly known as Windy Miller now:kid:
Thanks for the hugs.

But he doesnt really know about my addiction as i never came on here in the evenings .... and i only did when he wasnt home.

But Bonnie, if you did a search as to what he was looking at the other night, maybe he's followed you and seen all your posts on here:shocking:

DYJHIW you have a hangover - and your throat hurts:wacko:

But Bonnie, if you did a search as to what he was looking at the other night, maybe he's followed you and seen all your posts on here:shocking:

Actually he did come on here the other night and had a look ... but found it all totally boring :glare:

It did make me wonder if i had posted anything REALLY nasty about him that he would see .... but i dont think i have :unsure:

You set fire to the chimney :unsure:

Last night we had a roaring fire going when Mr.B noticed there was an awful lot of smoke in the street. We then had a knock on the door from a man who lives opposite (ish) saying he could see sparks coming from the chimney.

We quickly doused the fire - but all this moulten rubbish was coming into the lounge and it scared the bejesus out of me.

So we stayed up until about 1am just to make sure we werent about to burn the house down and that it had definately gone out .... checked that the smoke alarm was working and went to bed.

We had the chimney swept in September and assumed it would last the whole of winter - but obviously not !!!

blimey Bons! what a catrosph ... caterosp ... awful thing to have happened.

I hope you can get rid of the smoke smell.

Well, after a VERY busy morning i got a text from hubby saying it was the landlords birthday from the pub - and could i pick up a card and a zippo lighter as a pressie, with Jack Daniels on the front.

So in MY LUNCH HOUR i trudged around the shops to buy what he wants - but got the lighter shop only to discover they had 3 Jack Daniels ones. So i called hubby to ask how much he wanted to spend ... only to find his mobile turned off.

He has just text me asking if i was ok, and told me he was in the pub :ranting:

Couldnt he of come to town and bought his own blummin pressies if he had nothing better to do ????

OOOOooh the brat!! Urk would have an earache coming if he'd done that to me.... being in the pub without me would be enough of an excuse!!:laugh:

dyjhiw you've been delightfully messing all afternoon 'cos boss is out playing golf [again] and you've finished your work - or so you thought. I put some docs on his desk and discovered a whole heap of stuff to be done that he's forgotten to leave on my desk.

Now, instead of leaving early I'll be here 'til after 6. :wallbash:

DYJHIW - Your iron packs up and spits water all over your work shirt as you are attempting to iron it while half asleep this morning...thankfully I had an old ropey spare iron hiding in the cupboard! :glare:

All ready to go out. Dressed up make-up on and smelling good when all of a sudden the cat looks at you wondering where her food is. You open up one of those foil packets and some of the juice squirts out on you. The rest of the evening all you can smell is cod and haddock in jelly......:(

All ready to go out. Dressed up make-up on and all you can smell is cod and haddock in jelly......:(

you should have worn clean knickers SB! :naughty: :kid:

Naughty - - - but good :glare:

Im sat in the lounge with the light on so i can play on here and the curtains open (you cant actually close them as the curtain rail is dodgy), and the dog is going bananas. He can see our reflection in the window and he is growling and barking.

I think ill have to snog him to death in a minute to quieten him down.:ninja:

DYJHIW - You finally find enough time to play a new game on the PC, that you bought a couple of weeks back, only to find the thing wont work and now you have got to take it back to the shop and haggle your money back or a replacement as it darn well should work on my PC according to the settings! :wallbash:

DYJHIW....you find the kids hamster has died sometime during the day, and you have to tell them, and deal with the remains:cry: :cry:

And don't you just hate it even more when they now start banging on about getting a puppy to replace it...

DYJHIW....you find the kids hamster has died sometime during the day, and you have to tell them, and deal with the remains:cry: :cry:

And don't you just hate it even more when they now start banging on about getting a puppy to replace it...

Oh bless, kids make me laugh. The tears after a loved pet has died, and then the joyous thought of a new plaything.

I hope you werent too upset Buzz, big hugs to you if you were (((((hug))))))

DYJHIW....you find the kids hamster has died sometime during the day, and you have to tell them, and deal with the remains:cry: :cry:



Tell them it was your M-in-Law wot dun it :ninja:

DYJHIW....you find the kids hamster has died sometime during the day, and you have to tell them, and deal with the remains:cry: :cry:



I know the pain of losing a hamster. My thoughts are with you and your family at this sad time.

I know the pain of losing a hamster. My thoughts are with you and your family at this sad time.

:ninja:

what was the name of that kid? Rob G???

Groucho I remember that thread.:laugh:

I do too. Wasnt it my thread for when Brucie died ?

I do too. Wasnt it my thread for when Brucie died ?

I thought it was a dog.

You feel a rough as a badgers **** :sick:

I went out drinking last night. I had about 5 pints of lager and 4 southern comforts.

I rolled into bed at 3am ... and then had to get up for work.

ROCK AND ROLL :bag:

...you gotta go grocery shopping?? See y'all later. Unless I bludgeon hubby to pieces and then I'll have to see if they have internet in the county jail. Just kidding...I'm going to talk him in to going and visiting his best friend and maybe he'll just forget to come home till dawn:applause: ! Later gators!:wink2:

DYJHIW you are washing the footie team kit for the THIRD time this week due to the end of season matches & the friggin washing machine breaks down & you still have all the household washing to do. Friggin friggin football :ranting: :ranting:

Many apologies for the language

White wash/black sock. Nuff said :ranting:

DYJHIW you are washing the footie team kit for the THIRD time this week due to the end of season matches & the friggin washing machine breaks down & you still have all the household washing to do. Friggin friggin football :ranting: :ranting:

Many apologies for the language

& then you have to go out & spend £250 on new washing machine cos will cost more than that to repair the old one :pooh: :pooh: :pooh:

DYJHIW .... your kitchen, which was quite unlovely to start with

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/liberated60s/kitchen1.jpg

now looks like a bomb site

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/liberated60s/Kbb.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/liberated60s/kbc.jpg

I want things done but I can't stand the mess and inconvenience :(

I suppose the extra room we'll have by removing the old chimney breast will be worth the mess. I do hope so anyway.

The workmen have the back door open and I'm sitting here freezing. I can't do anything - no point in hoovering up the dust because it will all be back again.

...5 pints - Monday lunchtime....nuff said. :huh:


:huh: <---------This is actually what I look like at the moment

:huh: <---------This is actually what I look like at the moment

You look like that all the time :unsure:

You look like that all the time :unsure:

No he doesn't he normally looks like this :pimp:

DYJHIW - you are short staffed and have to do the work of three people...then the Toad (area manager...he looks like a toad...no really he does...we all sing McCartneys Frog Chorus whenever he's around...he hasn't twigged yet!) turns up all sickingly smilie and bouncey and your line manager is his usually lazy, head in the sand self!

DYJHIW - you have to keep logging off SO because we keep getting ruddy visitors in...on the first day it was a TV crew for a new coporate DVD and stuff plus some visitors from the training centre...yesterday it was loads of people from HQ popping in and out and then we had a local yacht club visit and now we have a ruddy 2 TV camera man from the BBC introducing themselves as they are filming Seaside Rescue with us again this year! :wallbash:

I'll be back...when they have gone!!

You leave your mobile at home :glare:

I hate it as i keep thinking loads of people are texting me, and thinking im an ignorant cow as i havent replied. In reality though i bet noone has been in touch :unsure:

...5 pints - Monday lunchtime....nuff said. :huh:


:huh: <---------This is actually what I look like at the moment

.... and you hate this because?????????????????????????????

You have spent the last 4 days drinking copious amounts of vodka / beer and eating nearly your own bodyweight in chocolate daily.

Im now at work .... and i feel deprived.

:ninja:

Ive hurt the muscle in my shoulder. I have no idea how, but last night it was so painful i couldnt get comfy anywhere, and i felt a little queasy.

I slept ok last night, and this morning it felt a little better - but its starting to hurt again now :mellow:

I have an hour lunch but I don't know if the daycare would approve of me coming back smelling of Absolute...:laugh: I think it would be condusive to my having a more mellow afternoon...:laugh:

DYJHIW...it's going to rain buckets all day (payday and errand day @ lunch) and for the next few days too...!:mad2: :rain:

Ive hurt the muscle in my shoulder. I have no idea how, but last night it was so painful i couldnt get comfy anywhere, and i felt a little queasy.

I slept ok last night, and this morning it felt a little better - but its starting to hurt again now :mellow:

Oooo I am so with you on this one...I have a muscle that tightens into a knot every now and then and it really hurts...once that's worked out I have a recurring trapped nerve in the same shoulder...when it catches it brings tears to my eyes:ill: I know have a freindly masseus who I go to once a month for a full back, neck and shoulder massage...it really helps! :sleep: In the meantime get Mr. B to rub your shoulder gently and work out the tension in the muscle...

DYJHIW - Your fave ever TV show is coming back for a brand new series and it will only be shown on More4, which you can't record, and you will be away for a huge part of the season...there is so much wrong about this I want to curl up and cry! :cry:

The boiler breaks :wink2:

We have no hot water or heating. The only way to get hot water is by turning the emersion on (is that the correct spelling ?).

We have oil heating, and to be honest i think it just needs a clean up as it gets a build up of soot. The trouble is, a service / clean is about £100, and i havent got £100 :huh:

DYJHIW you get a letter from your dentist saying that they are going private and won't have any NHS patients from now on.

and...

DYJHIW the hospital you have just got a job at is to lay of 500 of it's staff (thats 10% of the whole workforce).
I hope it's not a case of last one, in first one out.:unsure:

DYJHIW...a parent who'd bitch if they were hung with a new rope, calls to complain that her child has a 'split' lip. The child never complained to me nor did I see blood running down her chin. The mother also says that another child, who is her childs best friend did it (alledgedly) according to her child. What kills me is that this child that belongs to the complaining mother has ecxema (sp)/pshoriasis SOOO BAAAADDDD she looks like she has the mange or something and her Mother NEVER buts ANYTHING on it. I always ask if she has cream or something b/c she's CONSTANTLY clawing at her skin and hair. She's a little black girl and her Mother braids her hair so tight that it bleeds and she has bald spots from scratching and sometimes weeping, huge crusty sores. Surely there is SOMETHING she could use in her hair and on her body to stop this!! I have a few spots of ecxema and they are easily cleared up by a cream that my doctor gives me tons of samples of!! This woman...I'll be quiet now b/4 I get wound up!!:ranting:

DYJHIW - You try and enter something in the calender and it comes up for today and not Sunday as you wanted it it to...I will never get the hang of that darn thing...anyway what is worse is that you creep and grovel, via a PM entiled 'EMERGENCY', to Haydon to fix it and he vanishes without doing so...:sad:

DYJHIW...you have to take a seriously cranky child to school (he's only got 3 weeks till summer break and it's killing him) and then come back and get ready for work with the 3/4 yr. olds all day...no break for the wicked, I guess that's me...:laugh:

DYJHIW...you've got this 'thing' that has come up under the skin on your right middle finger where your last joint and palm come together??? I have an appt. with my othropaedic doctor (he keeps me in casts, splints, and steriod shots into my ankle and elbow!!) NEXT Thursday. It keeps getting bigger and hurts like HADES!!!! I'm just sure he'll excise it and I'll have to have stitches and all that...my friend who's a nurse said it sounds like it's a something-something cyst and WILL have to be removed. Oh JOY!! And I have a body reaction with stitches and can only have the ugly black ones. I told them I haven't been using it, because I'm left handed and that's the middle finger I prefer...especially in traffic. To quote Fee "...you and Jesus know you're turning but I don't if you don't signal!!" I roll everytime I get behind one of those fish stickered people trying to get in early to meet thier maker.:w00t: Anyway, hope they don't decide to cut it off, my right middle finger that is. Peej, burn some incense for me if you are allowed to these days, and chant!! Hasta la Vista!:shocking:

DYJHIW you log on p!ssed and there's just nothing there, you just cant be ársed and you just dont give a fcúk that Minkelmar is going to edit everything anyway because nobody has a single fcúking contentious point to make unless it's about football?



Or is that just me?

DYJHIW you log on p!ssed and there's just nothing there, you just cant be ársed and you just dont give a fcúk that Minkelmar is going to edit everything anyway because nobody has a single fcúking contentious point to make unless it's about football?



Or is that just me?
Hows your head this morning my loverly?

DYJHIW its a beautiful day - and will be about 24 degrees today.

Im stuck in an office at work, and Mr.B is off and mowing the lawn / generally pottering about outside.

To say im pig sick is an understatement :(

Hows your head this morning my loverly?

A bit fuzzy.....:blush:

nobody has a single fcúking contentious point to make unless it's about football?



Or is that just me?

No. It was me, you silly sausage. :thumbsup:

DYJHIW you fancy a Mars Bar and there aren't any left :sad:

You have had a smashing weekend, and even drive to work with a smile on your chops.

Then you set eyes on your colleague :angry:

She has this knack of irritating me whatever she does. She is a drip with a monotone voice. She is permanently talking about needing 'a man' which annoys me. I mean, they arent 'things' they are people.

She always sits and waits for me to arrive at work so she can block my car in. The reason it annoys me is because she is assuming that i have no life and that i wont be going anywhere in my lunch hour (now she is right in thinking this, but i dont want her to know that).

I hate the way she makes coffee too strong with hardly any milk. Are we on milk rations.

I hate the fact she keeps walking into my office to talk to me, even though i make it quite clear that i dont want to talk to her.

Arrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I am now in a bad mood.

Bons...have a better day. Offer to make your colleague coffee and make it 'special' for her!:devil: I have a 'clingy' co-worker. She's not awful, but somedays...:ranting: ! She's overtly interested with my hubby, making no bones about flirting, etc. when he comes up to see me at work. She's not a threat, believe me, but it can be irritating. And when I complain about something he's done or didn't do, she wants to point out how he does this and that for me and she has no one. Like I said, a bit annoying. Good luck with your 'friend'. Here's to a better work day/week. xxoo msgirl

Thank god i am not alone Msgirl.

Since joining this company we have had three new people start, and they have all been lovely. And not one of them likes my colleague. She has a knack of annoying everyone.

Oh - another thing she does is sigh all the time. She sounds permanently cheesed off. She walks into my office and sighs, and if you dare say 'are you ok' you regret it as you hear all her woes. And she shouldnt have any major woes. She has three lovely children, she lives in a mortgage free house and earns ok money. She has everything she wants ... including two foreign holidays a year - but she is still constantly depressed.

What urked me recently was she said she was going abroad over Xmas as she "hates Christmas". Now i love Christmas so i said that was a little unfair as, if she goes away i have to work .... but she will not be swayed. So because of her my Xmas will be ruined.

What i think we should do is split the time between Xmas and New Year between us, so we both work 1.5 days and have the rest of the time with our families ... but no, this isnt good enough. I asked if she would reconsider and go away before Xmas or maybe in the New Year .... but Nope, she is determined that i will have to work.

Still, this is a long way off yet - and who knows, i might not be here then.

I do just as much or actually more than this girl each day that I mentioned. She's the 'Assistant Director' and I'm the 'Director Designee'. When her or the Director aren't there, I'm 'it'. She makes a point of letting me know she gets paid a handsome sum for her title...not a clue of the exact amount, but it's a lot more than me, yet I'm the one she comes to for 'what woudl you do...', 'what would you say...', that kinda thing b/c I ran a facility for nearly 10 years before this current position. I feel she doesn't stand up for the people who work really hard and she claims she has ill feelings towards the director for not doing this or that, but you never see it. I kinda feel/felt sorry for her b/c her husband cheated on her and left her for someone her met via the internet. She has an 8 yr. old son who really doesn't see his father (the childs choice and the father doesn't push it) and she just tries too hard or somethng...irritating none-the-less.

You've come online to do a tesco order, and the website is experiencing problems !!!

You fall over in the Rumba Rapids at Thorpe Park and bruise both your knees and it really hurts...and everyone just laughs at you:nerd:

Poor Buzz...I'm not laughing b/c it sounds just like something I'd do!!:thumbsup:

DYJHIW it is still miserable, cold and rainy outside.
When is this sun going to come along!

DYJHIW...you NEED to be asleep but can't go to sleep and you have a very big day ahead!! I'll be comatose by 2:00 pm tomorrow afternoon.:sad:

You have a row with Mr.B over the DVD recorder :mellow:

There is this guy who Mr.B and i used to know. He was ok, but a bit of a freeloader. He would turn up at our house unannouced, drink all our booze and 'expect' to be fed and bed and breakfast. He would never turn up with a contribution like a bottle of booze or anything.

Anyway - he ended up leaving the village and everyone was after him. He owed a small fortune in taxes etc .... so he upped and left in January. We havent heard from him since.

Mr.B has just text me and said that this bloke had called him saying he was back in town and could he come over .... Mr.B said yes.

Im soooo not happy. This bloke will turn up - never leave (he has no transport) and he used to stay in the small room above the pub, but that room now belongs to the new chef. So I KNOW he will keep sitting there - drinking my wine until late and then say "do you mind if i stay over" ?

PLUS i was looking forward to this weekend, and i will have to entertain this bloke AND i was supposed to get my fish and chip supper :(

Just don't answer the door when he turns up..... I have done this before:bag:

Just don't answer the door when he turns up..... I have done this before:bag:

Was it Cat?

Was it Cat?
I couldn't possibly say...:shutup:

Luckily the guy didnt turn up until 9:30pm and he left at 11:30pm so i didnt have to look after him for the night.

Phew.

DYJHIW - You have to return to work...:(

DYJHIW - You have to return to work...:(

Yeah, especially after a whole month off!!!! I just am sick for you Coastie, just sick!!:wacko:

Yeah, especially after a whole month off!!!! I just am sick for you Coastie, just sick!!:wacko:

It's a hard life you know! :sad:

You spend £50 on food for the animals .... and it only lasts about 3 weeks :surrender:

Flippin eck Bon! I spend about £3 a month on my boys food! :bored:

Flippin eck Bon! I spend about £3 a month on my boys food! :bored:
Thats because yours are ickle wickle animals.

I did have to buy a lot though.

A massive bag of Bakers Complete for Bailey

A HUGE bag of dried cat biscuit (low PH formula as the girlies used to get stones in their bladders).

Some fish pellets

Some bird seed for the canaries

Some luxury rabbit food for the spoilt rotten rabbit who is currently digging up the grass :wink2:

DYJHIW it's summer, it's cold, you're cold and you have a cold.

You come into work - make a massive mug of coffee, take a big swig .... and realise the milk is off :sick:

Dont you just HATE it when......you are probably the only person on this board who heard Radio Roy this morning, so there is no one to share it with.
Have to say though.....:laugh: Roy Keane singing that song with the boys from the Trinidad and Tobago team was the funniest thing EVER!
Bet I know what was in that 'cigarette' they gave him to smoke!
LMAO! ...so much!

One of my canaries dies of a heart attack ..... caused by us.

I feel terrible :(

:ohmy: What happened Bons?

Sorry Bons...:cry:

:ohmy: What happened Bons?

Well, during the last few warm weeks we have been taking the birds outside in their cage, and hanging them on a special 'hook' on a tree. They have loved it - watching all the wild birds.

But this morning Mr.B hung them up in their normal place - and the branch broke off. The cage fell to the floor and the birds were very shook up. One of them is fine, but the just dropped dead. We can only assume he had a heart attack.

When i woke up this morning and went downstairs Mr.B told me and he looked really guilty .... but it wasnt his fault. We both feel awful though, and my other birdie is lonely and looking for her mate.

DYJHIW - Your dad comes home after 4 months away and is already annoying you by leaving the loo seat up! :boxing:

DYJHIW - Your so busy reading the threads....that your cup of tea goes cold. :sad:

DYJHIW - Your so busy reading the threads....that your cup of tea goes cold. :sad:

oOOOoooo Yes! I hate that! :angry:

DYJHIW...you have had a crappy day at work and you can't seem to get enough vodka fast enough to forget it!!! My boss didn't come in today so that left me in charge...I told everyone NOT TO GO OUT THIS AFTERNOON, but my least favorite colleague decides she will take 2 yr. olds out in the smothering heat for an hour. Then she's whinging at 4:30 pm where to leave her 4 kids left so she can leave and go home...I only had 15!! Literally...15 children ages 3-5:huh: ! Then I found out the school-age worker only had 3 and me pulling my hair out in my class and answering the phone and talking to parents and looking for sh*t the teachers didn't put in cubbies and/or diaper bags!! Now I'm whinging...but the vodka is kicking in and the a/c is going full blast...so I'll be in the DYJLIW thread soon...:applause:

I sat in the backgarden and painted my nails. Unfortunately i didnt screw the lid up properly. The nail polish then got warm, and i picked it up and my hands are now covered - and i mean COVERED in red polish !!! I cant remove it as i will remove my nail polish too.

I will have to ask if Mr.B will do it when he comes in, but im not sure he will as he has a phobia of cotton wool (dont ask :unsure: )

DYJHIW you get autumn weather in summer :sad:

DYJHIW hubby is recounting every little bit of the scary film he's watching in the other room!

Just shut up!

Here And....

http://www.invision.smileyville.net/smilies/cha (18).gif

try that on him and see if it's scarier than the movie!! Heeeeeeeeheeeeeeeee!!

DYJHIW some B*$*$*$ smashes the passenger's window of your car:ranting:

Bummer Rob! I take it you didn't catch them then?

Bummer Rob! I take it you didn't catch them then?

No chance - it was done overnight

Just cost me £120 to get it fixed:mad2:

So Sorry Rob...aren't people so ugly these days!!!http://www.invision.smileyville.net/smilies/dev (5).gif

DYJHIW some B*$*$*$ smashes the passenger's window of your car:ranting:

We've had that a couple of times, Rob, so I really do sympathise. There's no point claiming on insurance and you've got the hassle of sorting everything out. Not to mention clearing up hidden bits of glass for weeks.

Our neighbours can recount the exact number of times a fox farts on any given night, but surprisingly never hear anything when our car gets vandalised. :angry:

Im really sorry to hear that Rob.

My window was smashed once, but luckily someone saw it happen and put a note on my door. One of the roadside mowing people had dropped the lawnmower and the handles had smashed my window. He made a hasty exit, but a passer by left me a note with a good description. I called the council, told them what happened, they investigated and sent me a cheque for the damage. Result.

Im sorry the same couldnt of happened for you Rob.

Im sorry the same couldnt of happened for you Rob.

So am I - but I'm sure that this was a result of vandalism. All fixed now - but a real pain!!

Our 'new' car is in for its MOT this morning - and both Mr.B and I are bricking it !!!!

We got it cheap because it was minus the MOT. It only expired a couple of weeks ago though. But we are worried incase it does need work doing to it - and then the car wont have been as cheap as we thought. Still, it was a gamble we were prepared to take, but its still scary :ninja:

One of my canaries dies of a heart attack ..... caused by us.

I feel terrible :(

I hate to quote myself, but i found my other birdie dead this morning.

She was fine yesterday as i changed her water .... and this morning i went to put the cage outside in the sunshine for the day - and she was dead :cry:

Poor little thing. Mr.B recons it was a delayed heart attack - but i dont know when he qualified as a vet :huh:

Have you noticed them being bullied by other birds Bon? :boxing:

Tis very sad:cry:

I hate to quote myself, but i found my other birdie dead this morning.

She was fine yesterday as i changed her water .... and this morning i went to put the cage outside in the sunshine for the day - and she was dead :cry:

Poor little thing. Mr.B recons it was a delayed heart attack - but i dont know when he qualified as a vet :huh:

Have you checked your gas supply? :ohmy:

Have you checked your gas supply? :ohmy:

She was actually in the shed overnight and I put her outside in the garden every day since the weather warmed up.

So now i have an empty cage :(

You might want to see if Coastie wants to store some stuff in it. :wink2:

You might want to see if Coastie wants to store some stuff in it. :wink2:

In the canary :huh:

In the canary :huh:

I have a good sage and onion stuffing recipe!

I have a good sage and onion stuffing recipe!

:ohmy:

Even I didn't go there!

:ohmy:

Even I didn't go there!


I know...I am living in fear now :cold:

I know...I am living in fear now :cold:

Grrrrrr so you should be.

This is what she did look like:-

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Now she looks like this:-

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I know it isn't a parrot but is anyone else thinking of Monty Python and the ex-parrot sketch right now...:blush:

I know it isn't a parrot but is anyone else thinking of Monty Python and the ex-parrot sketch right now...:blush:
That would be just you then Coastie:D

beautiful plumage

beautiful plumage
Thanks..:blush:

We bought a new hood for our soft top from a company through ebay. The hood arrived, and they had three for sale that were DIY hoods.

Anyway - it arrived, but it was sooooo complex we thought we would see if they would fit it. On their website they show £35 for fitting, and i could of bought one fitted on ebay for £220 (i paid £173 unfitted).

Anyway, i just emailed them to check the price and see if they could fit us in this week, and they are now saying they will charge us £99 for fitting which seems hugely expensivive.

Mr. B says we should do it - but i dont want to fork out another £100 as that makes the hood massively dear.

:mellow:

Ooo Bon...you can fix it! I have faith that you can figure it all out...just look at the instruction book, stare long and hard at the peices and smile as the parts start to come together beneath your fair hands! :good:

You have to come back to work ... and your desk is swamped .... and im starting to forget that i even had a holiday :glare:

PLUS - Mr.B got a bankers draft done to pay for our car - and the bank have onlt taken the money out of his account twice, making him almost overdrawn :devil: I have to spend my lunch hour trying to sort the mess out - pronto.

the server on which your main website/business is based goes down.

When you feel personally responsible as the majority of your clients web sites are unavailable and there is nothing you can do. Arghhhhhh!

Ooh Haydon, I had problems getting online yesterday. You didn't mess up Norfolk's one telephone line, did you?:w00t:

DYJHIW you find out your 5 years old has got nits!
DYJHIW you start itching like crazy on your head!
DYHJIW you are now sat here for two hours with nit busting stuff on your hair!

DYJHIW you find out your 5 years old has got nits!
DYJHIW you start itching like crazy on your head!
DYHJIW you are now sat here for two hours with nit busting stuff on your hair!

Ewwww, is it still smelly like in the good old days ?

Ooh Haydon, I had problems getting online yesterday. You didn't mess up Norfolk's one telephone line, did you?:w00t:

DYJHIW you find out your 5 years old has got nits!
DYJHIW you start itching like crazy on your head!
DYHJIW you are now sat here for two hours with nit busting stuff on your hair!

OMG Andrea!!!!!! :shocking:

Nits like ginger hair???????

Ewwww, is it still smelly like in the good old days ?

Ooo yeah...that horrid smelling nit ointment that made your eyes sting when applied to the barnet...I had to have it twice because my brother brought nits home from the local swimming pool :cry:

Talk about getting my OCD kicked up...I'm the 'official nit checker' at daycare and I have to have a Valium and an antihistimine after...even if I find nothing. I've never had them but my sister who is 10 yrs. younger has several times...I'm itchy and hivey now!!!!!!:unsure:

Your soooo hungry :sad:

This is my second day on the 'just fruit all day' diet .... and i feel empty. I will be having dinner tonight though, but i have to wait until 8:30 when Mr.B gets home PLUS i need the energy to walk the dog :shocking:.

But the good news is ... i lost one Ib yesterday :w00t: Hopefully i will have lost another one today.

Your soooo hungry :sad:

This is my second day on the 'just fruit all day' diet .... and i feel empty. I will be having dinner tonight though, but i have to wait until 8:30 when Mr.B gets home PLUS i need the energy to walk the dog :shocking:.

But the good news is ... i lost one Ib yesterday :w00t: Hopefully i will have lost another one today.

Well done Bonnie
keep going and you may see your feet again :applause:

keep going and you may see your feet again :applause:

Cheeky devil :wink2:

Cheeky devil :wink2:

No sorry keep going your doing well

I know how hard it is it has been six months since I gave up smoking and I have put on half a stone

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DYJHIW the internet is soooooooo slow and you keep on getting cut off!:ranting:

Is it just me or is anyone else having the same problem?

No, everything's fine with my conne

Having problems myself Andrea. Our modem lights keep flashing and instead of staying steady and we keep losing our internet. Hence I'm not posting too much at the moment. Don't want to get frustrated. The NTL man is coming today.

it's payday...and you have to pay bills:mad2: why can't everything be free?:huh:

it's payday...and you have to pay bills:mad2: why can't everything be free?:huh:

Awwww its horrid isnt it. When i get paid i instantly take off my balance all the monthly bills - and im let with enough for a cheap top and a tube of smarties :mad2:

Blimey, being a grown up really sucks, doesn't it laydees? :huh:

Yeah Bons...I got to pay the electric, get a t-shirt that was a guilty pleasure, some dirt cheap scrapbooking things, a caffiene free diet Pepsi and some sani...errrr laaayyydddeeee things, oh, and minutes for my phone. I have a few dollars to pick up a couple of things at the grocery store as msboy #1 is in Chicago till Tues/Wed and not eating us out of house and hearth.


Yes Grouch, it SUCKS to be grown up!!!:evilmad:

additionally...DYJHIW...you go to get into your vehicle to go home after work and it just makes a whirrrrrrrrrring noise. Mr. Goodwrench (hubby) says it's a 'starter syloniod' (sp) and has procurred said part and will have to fix it at my job in the parking lot...we have a huge parking lot, but I am very mad that this has happened...it's not fair!! ~~hissy fit in progress~~!!!!!:evilmad:

Don't you hate it when you get the end of your knob jammed in your zipper.

I have many sympathies for you sf...but never had this problem:sad: Will you heal...no damage or disfigurement??

Don't you hate it when you get the end of your knob jammed in your zipper.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Ouch :shocking:

Any first-aiders out there?

Ummmm, sf...would love to help and all but you know I'm so far away and maybe there is someone closer...still sorry for your ummm, pain:huh:

So msg - what would the Mississip cure be? (and preferably something that doesn't involve applying Crisco.)

NEVER have used Crisco...strictly a canola oil girl myself. We usually kiss the boo-boo and everyone's ok

We usually kiss the boo-boo and everyone's ok

I dont think SF would mind if you wanted to kiss his boo-boo :laugh:

Sounds good to me. I do like these home cures.

And you were all worried about Crisco sf...:laugh:

DYJHIW... critisism is not constructive. Non-constructive critisism is given to you by your boss (because they're allowed to)... not people who are meant to be helpful/friendly...

Criticism has two c's and one s, she said constructively and helpfully, but in a friendly way :laugh:

But still pedantic

You have a 'Nikki' from BB strop in the office.

Im hot, bothered have been given an almost impossible task which I dont understand. The boss just looked at me like a child because i swore, told him i didnt understand and that i was fed up and p*ssed off and that if anything made me want to leave the company is was DOING ANNUITIES.

I feel silly now :ninja:

Ooo know the feeling Bon Bon...I find that eating humble pie and e-mailing an apology helps me get over the embarassment of losing it in public! :wink2:

Ooo know the feeling Bon Bon...I find that eating humble pie and e-mailing an apology helps me get over the embarassment of losing it in public! :wink2:

Lol - i did none of the above, although they are very wise words :mellow:

I tell you, i did everything BUT stamp my foot. I must try harder next time to be even more childish.

It worked though. The boss sat down with me and finally explained what was happening.

You delete all your PM messages spanning the last year or so ... about 300 i think in all.

Thats a lot of memories ive just chucked away .... i kinda wish i hadnt now :(

I was looking forward to today. My collegue was taking the morning off work, and my boss was due to be in London for the day.

I thought it would be great as i could spam a little, make all the phone calls i needed to make and catch up on the piles of files (oohh that rhymes) on my desk.

But no ...... the boss decided to cancel his day in London - and he is already starting to irritate me.

Just remember to breath Bon Bon...think happy thoughts...and then jump up and stamp your feet and throw something at the wall and scream and rave for a about 30 seconds or so before returning to your seat calmly as if nothing has happened...:laugh:

You have a spot .... A SPOT. Im too old for teenage ache, and i never get spots. I think its because ive been so hot in bed at night with a sweaty face ..... but it looks horrid :cry:

DYJHIW....you can't drink!

I have been unable to have a proper drink for about three weeks now. I just don't fancy alcohol at all. I stubbornly refuse to become tee total and in a desperate attempt tried to drink a bottle of wine yesterday and couldn't manage it all - I was devastated.

Why can't I drink????

Did Jesus visit you in the night?

Did Jesus visit you in the night?


Maybe the condom split?! :eek:

As far as I am aware I have not had any visitations in the night, and I am sure I would know cos I have been fukcing sober enough....

Hello Bella and Buzz

God moves in mysterious ways.

Maybe the condom split?! :eek:
Are you thinking I may be pregnant??

I knew you shouldn't have had that extension built!:laugh:

At least you'll know what to do with the extra room.

Isn't that always the way? You make a bit of space and something always comes along to fill it :laugh:

No. no no no no nonononoooooooooooooooo

I can state loud and clear, there is no way on this earth I am pregnant.

So c'mon, what other reasons are there for me not being able to drink??

Isn't that always the way? You make a bit of space and something always comes along to fill it :laugh:
That's how I ended up with the three kids I've got. Alcohol and space!!!

That's how I ended up with the three kids I've got. Alcohol and space!!!

Nature has to fill the viod, it abhors a vacuum!

No. no no no no nonononoooooooooooooooo

I can state loud and clear, there is no way on this earth I am pregnant.



Definitely no mysterious visitations in the night then...........it could be the 2nd Immaculate Conception!

Immaculate? Buzz?

*snigger*

Why can't I drink????

Maybe, at last, you're full.

Maybe, at last, you're full.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo:eek:

...your child loves Thomas The Tank Engine and you have to read these stupid story books and the stories just don't make any sense.

It's not like I can just read the damn story once either, I have to read it three times, through gritted teeth. Honestly I think I might tell him that Thomas has been very naughty and has gone to be rehabilitated at HM pleasure and the books have to go until Thomas is better.

This is what happens when you don't look after your own child, their childminders get them interested in thoroughly annoying characters :wallbash:

I've managed to avoid Thomas so far - odious little creepy engine, but for some reason she's gotten very attached to a book called Penguin Pete and we have to read it every blummin nights and any time she sees it lying around the place.

It's on permanent loan form the library and I'm hoping she'll grow out of it.

Trust me even the revolting sounding Penguin Pete has got to be better than Thomas - in fact *whispers* I think I even prefered Teletubbies and that really is saying something... I'll make sure to get Gigi some Thomas books for Christmas so you too can experience the joy :thumbsup:

No really, I'll stick with the penguin.

You get me Thomas and I'll get you Balamory :gunsmilie

DYJHIW - Your Auntie (Mama Coasties only sibling) loses her fight with cancer...:(

DYJHIW - Your Auntie (Mama Coasties only sibling) loses her fight with cancer...:(

Awww Coastie, im so very sorry. Have a large Bonnie hug from me :hug:

DYJHIW - Your Auntie (Mama Coasties only sibling) loses her fight with cancer...:(
Sorry to hear that Coastie. Have another hug from me :hug:

Cheers peeps...:hug:

Sorry to hear that Coastie :hug:

DYJHIW you decide to buy two new phones (upgrades) for yourself and hubby as a treat. They only cost £20 each, and they are gorgeous.

I got an email this morning saying im not eligible for an upgrade because my line rental is often more than the cost of my calls. So ???? I mean, i have been on O2 customer for years, why should that matter.

So now i have to either change my phone number, or get a new tariff.

Phone customer services and complain. tell them you're going to leave thier network and join another if they don't give you an upgrade.

It's never failed yet, cos they're desperate to keep you. In fact, chose the phone you want, then ask them what they can do for you.

Phone customer services and complain. tell them you're going to leave thier network and join another if they don't give you an upgrade.

It's never failed yet, cos they're desperate to keep you. In fact, chose the phone you want, then ask them what they can do for you.

I have emailed their customer services and have told them that im not happy. If i dont get my phone, Mr.B wont get his either so they are loosing out twice. Im still waiting for a response.

If i dont get a satisfactory response then i will defiantely take it further.

This happened the last time i needed a new phone (old one broke). They wouldnt replace it as i was classed as a 'low user' and i ended up paying about £150 for a new sim free phone.

Im b*ggered if ill do that again.

Good for you Bonnie! I hope they do the right thing but if not at least you can feel satisfied that you tried. I can't stand the way some companies treat existing customers yet are all sweetness and light to new ones.

Well, i tried to cancel the order for both phones, but received an email this morning saying that hubbies should be with us tomorrow morning. So i will sulk BIG STYLE.

But on the O2 main website they have the phone free with an almost identical tarrif for just 1p more. So i wont have to pay out the initial £20.

So i will have to have a new mobile number, but seeing as only a handful of people have my mobile - its not really a problem for me to change.

And the company i tried to buy the new mobile from can swivel.

Good for you Bonnie, they do suck though. Just send the other one back when it comes and tell them why.

.....when ya feel tired and grouchy.... and can't EVER think of anything interesting to post!!!!:wallbash:

When you seem to be in the sh*t mood from hell at the moment.

I dont know whats the matter with me. I keep feeling this anger inside.

We just had someone on the phone to our company trying to flog us mobiles. Normally i would just tell them i wasnt interested, but the fact that she couldnt understand a word i said irked me HUGELY for some reason, and i started talking pigeon english to her. In the end SHE put the phone down on ME. Shouldnt it be the other way around ???

I lost it over the weekend with Mr.B when he turned the hoover on whilst i was watching the new Willy Wonker movie :unsure: I lost it again last night when the puppy peed on my freshly cleaned carpet - and i ended up walking out of the house with Bailey for a walk just to clear my head and stop me from smacking her.

WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH ME :shocking:

well they are all irritating things alright, except hubby with the hoover. That would be a miracle in my house....

Maybe it's a kinda end of summer grouchiness. There's quite a bit of it about......


go and have a pint, or a glass of baileys with ice and some chocolate...

dyjhiw your beloved mutt, whom you spent money and time getting groomed by a mobile woofer cleaning service yesterday, finds a large amount of something foul smelling and gunky and obviously spends quite of lot of energy rolling around in it until he's happy with the malodorous results.....:evilmad:

WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH ME :shocking:

Sounds like raging hormones to me, Bons.

Have your bits taken out, that'll sort it. :thumbsup:

Sounds like raging hormones to me, Bons.

Have your bits taken out, that'll sort it. :thumbsup:

Maybe i should book myself in with Bailey when he has his ball bags done ??

Maybe i should book myself in with Bailey when he has his ball bags done ??

Can I join ya Bon? I seem to be in a permanent state of "fedupness" or "peedoffness" lately. I feel fat, frumpy, boring, bored, angry and stressed out.

Some of the reasons:

I got a parking ticket outside my own house (most of the car was on the yellow lines though)

My attempt at going "honey blonde" ended up "startling ginger" and all attempts to remove it have just resulted in me going lighter and lighter ginger!

I've put on loads of weight and I keep eating to cheer myself up (daft or what but I can't seem to control it)

The weather has put paid to me going round Mazzy's for a swim in the evening and she's the only other female that I have to talk to most of the time and I was really enjoying it

I've got an irritating computer problem that my usually clever son can't fix

Went to the car this morning to run grandson to a friend's house and the door has been "forced" leaving a gap along the top so the rain's got in and soaked the carpet - but they didn't get my CD player which I guess is what they were after cos I forgot to take the front off last time I used it.

I've got another cough/cold that's dragging me down

I KNOW that my niggles, in the wider scheme of things, are nothing really and I shouldn't feel like this. That just makes me feel more selfish and more depressed!

Are we all suffering from "Summer coming to an end Blues"?

Can I join ya Bon?

My attempt at going "honey blonde" ended up "startling ginger" and all attempts to remove it have just resulted in me going lighter and lighter ginger!



You most certainly can join me. I need to snap out of this mood NOW before i drive all my friends and family away. I even went out lunchtime for some retail therapy to try and cheer myself up .... but now im worrying about how much i spent :ninja:

I have to say though, and i know i shouldnt - but you hairdoo disaster did make me snigger. Sorry :surrender:

You most certainly can join me. I need to snap out of this mood NOW before i drive all my friends and family away. I even went out lunchtime for some retail therapy to try and cheer myself up .... but now im worrying about how much i spent :ninja:

I have to say though, and i know i shouldnt - but you hairdoo disaster did make me snigger. Sorry :surrender:

Snigger away mate, feel free :D If I can help somebody ... and all that ;)

Retail therapy has always been my answer to depression but I wander round the clothes shops and wish I was a size 14 again (and about 30 years younger) and neither of them are gonna happen so I get more depressed!

I just need a good slap in the face with a wet kipper I think. That should shake me out of it.

Retail therapy has always been my answer to depression but I wander round the clothes shops and wish I was a size 14 again (and about 30 years younger) and neither of them are gonna happen so I get more depressed!

I always used to feel like that shopping, as im a size 16 - but now i dont care.

I went into Peacocks today (only shop in Woodbridge for clothes) and i even bought some items that were size 20-22 as i wanted loose fleeces / jumpers. I hate washing cheap clothes. They always shrink, and i wanted a winters wear out of them !!

I really dont care what the label says, so long as they fit and look good.

I spent £100 which is a lot more than i should of done. But i bought 2 work skirts, a pub skirt, a couple of cardigans a pair of jogging bottoms, a fleece a work top and 7 pairs of thongs. Not bad huh.

I still shouldnt of spent £100 though. I will try everything on tonight, and some bits might go back.

I'm afraid that despite the fact that I'm up for most fashion trends, one that has completely missed me is Thongs? What are they all about? They look uncomfortable and I couldn't imagine my large bum in them. I shall stick to my "Bridget Jones's" :D

Good on ya for treating yourself though Bons.

Hey ginge :bag: you are still welcome for a natter even if we can't swim.

Perhaps we should get wet suits.

...when Gigi has a row of three ducks on a string, who quack when you pull the string, and the string is stuck in the on position, there's no off switch and the fekkin things have been quacking for 5 hours :evilmad: :evilmad: :evilmad:

that's why ponds were invented Floops :D

... when you wanted to book the Sleeper train to London but the website kept saying trains were available that then weren't and it all got too much like hard work :(

the Vodka waers off and the pain of exercise comes back - I did Tae Bo today and yesterday and it hurts hurts hurts.... why couldn't I be naturally skinny? It's beyond unfair that psychically I need lots of exercise and diet while mentally I just want to laze around and eat chocolate all day :blink:

ps, clearly vodka still impeding typing, please ignore typos and well, posts

please ignore typos and well, posts

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On Friday our internet at worked died, and this morning we finally sorted them out after buying a new wireless router.

We now cant print to our main printer, so the guy has just come out - and i have never seen such a typical computer GONK in my life. Even his voice is gonky. Plus he hasnt got a clue what he is doing !! He keeps asking me questions, but i know even less than him :bag:

I wish he would sod off though as i might cellotape his mouth up in a minute. His voice is really winding me up now :sly:

That sucks Bonsai... perhaps you could start scratching and sneezing like you have something infectious...

or start sweating profusely..........again :ninja:

or start sweating profusely..........again :ninja:

Im laughing so much my ribs hurt

Any sign of moisture yet? :w00t:

Any sign of moisture yet? :w00t:

You really are a one trick pony arent you. So far every time you want to be 'funny' you bring that up.

You really are a one trick pony arent you.

One trick is better than none at all, surely? :unsure:

DYJHIW....you walk out of the shoe shop feeling like you have been mugged...:evilmad:


£87 for school shoes:shutup:

Is that for all 3 pairs, Barbara? We just spent £50 on 2 pairs.

It is for all three of them, so I suppose I can't complain too much.....

but I am still going to. It is daylight bloody robbery the prices they charge for school shoes.

...your little boy has learnt the phrase "Don't know" in a borad Yorkshire accent. So now I have his Scottish accent for wrods like doon, oot and buts (down, out and boots) and "doh-nt nerrrr" - oh and he says "yeah" like me - dread to think what's going to happen to his accent if/when we do move to Wales.

DYJHIW you end up having to post a post because it won't let you play a game until you post that post for today.
Never mind that I've been around here on and off for the last few hours, not posted at all yesterday, nah, it's a new day and a new start to the games!


Pah I say!

Your period starts at work .... and you dont have any tampons and im not allowed the leave the office.

So i am now walking like a penguin with a lump of toilet roll shoved in my knickers.


Is this too much information :bag:

nah, personally I'd like more.



But I'm odd.:nerd:

serio though, go to the effing chemist. You're not in a workhouse.

or are you?:bored:


I tell ya, give them the same info as you gave us and they'll call you a cab!!

There is a chemist up the road, but i work with just men - and they are so Victorian. I swear if i mention the word 'period' they would swoon and faint.

Better not to say anything really.

I got home in 50 mins, so not much longer.

Just keep singing the Bangles 'Walk like a big penquin'
and leg it.

Tell them in graphic detail. You'll probably get a fortnight off :thumbsup:

Tell them in graphic detail. You'll probably get a fortnight off :thumbsup:

Especially if i add in the words 'period pain' as well while clasping a hot water bottle to my stomach :laugh:

I have spit out diet Pepsi snorting laughing at posts #2231-#2237!!!! I recently had an 'incident' at work Bons...I got to work at 11.30am and went through naptime and snacktime, decided I needed to go to the potty around 2.30pm-ish, and thank Xena I was wearing Navy colored shorts b/c I had "the Great Flood", had to call hubby to bring me undies and shorts and 'equipment', he had to wait on me to bathe in wet wipes and give him my soiled garments in my plastic grocery sack all tied up. I told my co-worker I felt like I was going to have to do like my children...keep an extra set of clothes at school in case of accidents!:bag: Hubby was real 'excited' to be called on for such a task...NOT!

DYJHIW you should have been in Leeds this weekend with the girls, but couldn't go because you had to work!

You're not missing much Anders.

Great clubs, great pubs, great shopping, Tetleys, Mars, Scoobie...

Bu**er off you!

I am invincible.

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Your period starts at work .... and you dont have any tampons and im not allowed the leave the office.

So i am now walking like a penguin with a lump of toilet roll shoved in my knickers.


Is this too much information :bag:

Now that just reminded me that getting old does have some compensations - did bring back memories though :laugh:

The office smells of gas :unsure:

Last Friday there was a faint whiff, and the boss called someone to service our boiler cos it was well overdue (he hasnt been yet though).

This morning the stench is terrible. My colleague cant smell it though - but its giving me a mild headache, and i have only been here 30 mins !!

Just incase the office blows up .... just thought you should know ive had some fun times and i love (most) of you :pimp:

Bon Bon your boss should send you all home as you could be suffering from carbon monoxide poisoning or is it dioxide anyway which ever one it is that the boil produces it can be deadly and will certainly give you a head ache or two! :nerd:

I dunno, periods, blood, can't leave your post, gas; it sounds like WW1 and the trenches all over again in your office.

I dunno, periods, blood, can't leave your post, gas; it sounds like WW1 and the trenches all over again in your office.

Hehehe .... we do work in a very old office, and there are many things wrong with the place. The boss put his arm through the window the other day trying to open it, so we have the window boarded up too :unsure:

I crave for a modern office sometimes.

We have just called the gas board out for the leak. The boss was really anti it, but we told him we couldnt work with the smell and it could be very dangerous.

Sure enough we have two leaks.

The gas has been turned off, so we have no hot water, but that isnt a problem.

dyjhiw you've spent AGES helping to pick out outfits, hats, belts, shoes - even tights - for everyone else going to this wedding on Friday, and now when it's your turn to buy an outfit no-one has the time to come and help or advise you...:(

Yeah but they all know you'll look fab in any old tat :)

Smart might be different though...:unsure: