Hi Cat, Susie...I'm here but I feel a little like John Hurt hauling himself gently down that vast cavernous room inside the Alien spaceship.

Hi Cat, Susie...I'm here but I feel a little like John Hurt hauling himself gently down that vast cavernous room inside the Alien spaceship.

So you are! It does get better, you wait and see! :wink2:

Hi Cat, Susie...I'm here but I feel a little like John Hurt hauling himself gently down that vast cavernous room inside the Alien spaceship.
You can't call her Susie...its not allowed.

But well done - you are the bravest man from Bravetown. :bye:

You can't call her Susie...its not allowed.


It's not! but as it is Woodstock, we can overlook it this time :wink2: :bye:

It's not! but as it is Woodstock, we can overlook it this time :wink2: :bye:
OK..just the once mind..

Cat....I think you might be in a spot of bother.... :unsure:

Floops.....loving the poetry dahlin'.... :bye:

Andrea...seee you can do it...all you needs a bit of booze and you're away! :laugh:

Buzz, empty your PM box you filthy hussy

If you know a bigger flirt than me I like to me them

Or maybe I have already http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/17/17_1_12v.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

Here Shark attacks I hate sharks me

I won’t go swimming in the sea

I read somewhere that most shark attacks happen in three foot of water 20 yards from the beach and that sharks read our swimming movements as a dieing fish

I had the chance to go skinny dipping once in the sea off of Grease with two girls but it was night time and sharks are manly night feeders and couldn’t pluck up enough courage to go in past me knees http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_5_132.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

message to SF - are you "moonlighting" as someone who sells Antique Fishing Tackle????

When I got home last night, Mr Q was watching something on H&L to do with fishing (just for a change!!!) and there was a chap on there that was the IMAGE of you petal, he even had a hat similar to one I have seen you wear in your pics.....spoooooooky!!!

Here Shark attacks I hate sharks me

I won’t go swimming in the sea

I read somewhere that most shark attacks happen in three foot of water 20 yards from the beach and that sharks read our swimming movements as a dieing fish

I had the chance to go skinny dipping once in the sea off of Grease with two girls but it was night time and sharks are manly night feeders and couldn’t pluck up enough courage to go in past me knees http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_5_132.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)
Hiya Cockney.....

Awww how can you hate sharks??? They are majestic and fascinating to watch (from a safe distance!!!!)........ I would LOVE to go in a shark cage and watch them....coool!!!!

Stay out of Sharkeys back yard yes.....but dont hate him......hes just an animal doing what his instincts tell him, its not as if he runs up the beach to get you is it.......tell you what - the mental picture is well funny!!!

Buzz, empty your PM box you filthy hussy



Tis done....all tidy....

If you know a bigger flirt than me I like to me them

Or maybe I have already http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/17/17_1_12v.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)
Hey Cockney.....there is only ONE that is a bigger flirt than a male Leo.......and thats a FEMALE LEO!!!! bring it on sweetie :devil: :laugh:

Hey Cockney.....there is only ONE that is a bigger flirt than a male Leo.......and thats a FEMALE LEO!!!! bring it on sweetie :devil: :laugh:
I am so impressed with the way you post your so clever http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/29/29_3_16.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

By the way where is that cheating tread I wanted to agree with you but I can't find it

Andrea - I like your new avatar, it's very you :)

Floopy - like the sig very much.....if not a sunbeam what do you thiks he wants you for? :devil:

blow jobs, probably

blow jobs, probably


Didn't realise Jesus was into blow jobs........what part of the bible did you get that from....

Leviticus, Chapter 15 - all the good stuff's in there

Leviticus, Chapter 15 - all the good stuff's in there


Cheers. I'm off for a read................

Buzz....are you really a bee and if so what is your fave flower? :)

Buzz....are you really a bee and if so what is your fave flower? :)


Oh yes I am.........my favourite flowers are carnations and roses preferably yellow as these were in my wedding boquet all those years ago. (mushy I know)

Buzz - Not mushy at all....beautiful and lovely! :)

Floopy...what is a floopy and am I likely to find one in my local supermarket?

A Floopy is a derivative of a Floopnoodle, silly

floo·py ( P ) Pronunciation Key (http://dictionary.reference.com/help/ahd4/pronkey.html) (flhttp://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD4/GIF/obreve.gifphttp://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD4/GIF/prime.gifhttp://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD4/GIF/emacr.gif)
adj. floo·pi·er, floo·pi·est

Tending to floop; derivative of floopnoodle.
n. pl. floo·pies

floohttp://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD4/GIF/prime.gifpi·ly adv.
floohttp://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD4/GIF/prime.gifpi·ness n.

Cool :cool2: Floopys are a good thing!

Now Cat.....I know you aren't really a Cat but can you still lick your own bottom? :huh:

Now Cat.....I know you aren't really a Cat but can you still lick your own bottom? :huh:
Err, that was her party piece for us all when she was supposedly looking after your SOMBA bar Coastie.

No coastie I am not a real cat and I cannot lick my own ****, and when you were away this weekend I spent the whole years budget on cheese. It has all gone now, shipped to Norfolk and Reading.

There is only this one lump left and you can't even have this because I am going to shove it up Peej's ****.

Good day.

I would like to thank Cat for the shipment of cheese to Norwich.

I am partial to a bit of cheese on toast, and so my kids will be, when they get it every day for dinner:laugh:

Andrea - I like your new avatar, it's very you :)
Thankyou ils, I thought I'd go for a bit of a self portrait (although if only I had that figure)

Dab - I hope you feel better soon :hug:

No coastie I am not a real cat and I cannot lick my own ****, and when you were away this weekend I spent the whole years budget on cheese. It has all gone now, shipped to Norfolk and Reading.

There is only this one lump left and you can't even have this because I am going to shove it up Peej's ****.

Good day.

I wondered what that funny smell was....I puit it down to ILS stinky feet as usual! :glare:

I wondered what that funny smell was....I puit it down to ILS stinky feet as usual! :glare:

Oi you - don't blame try and put the blame on to me, when we all know it is YOU that has the stinky feet! :boxing: :laugh:

SCOOBY

Not long now...eeeek...you must be getting very excited! :cool2:

Yes, but please remember to give me the results of my application before you go....I'm getting quite nervous now.

Cat, have you decided on a theme for February?

Yes, but please remember to give me the results of my application before you go....I'm getting quite nervous now.



What did you apply for? :blink:

Bonsai - just saw you sweetie in the vitamins thread. Hi Hon:bye: But can you empty your message box now please!!!!!

Scooby, what day do you actually leave us?

Cat, what are the choices for February's theme?

I bet it's the Osmans........... http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/1/1_4_45.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

I bet it's the Osmans...........

I think it should be 'The getting to know you better' February in honour of the meet :)

Ooh ils thats a good one

I Like it I know what I lick and I like that

Maxine - how's the new job going?

Fly - how did the exams go?

I Like it I know what I lick and I like that
wtf are you on about dear?

wtf are you on about dear?The two posts above me I like that idea dear

Did I type lick by mistake dear me how rude

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/17/17_1_12v.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

Cat - you've got a referal on your profile - does that mean someone's complained about you? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Buzzzz - betcha mine are bigger?:laugh: :laugh:

Buzzzz - betcha mine are bigger?:laugh: :laugh:


wanna bet???? go on then......

But neither of yours will be as big as mine :wink2:

But neither of yours will be as big as mine :wink2:


Okay finally time to sort this out.


Dare to bare your bust size.


I will be brave and go last........... :wink2:

But neither of yours will be as big as mine :wink2:
Go for it Tallulah!!!!

Praps we should do a poll ladies :laugh: :laugh:

Praps we should do a poll ladies :laugh: :laugh:

wheres woody when you need him eh.........typical man :laugh:

Okay finally time to sort this out.


Dare to bare your bust size.


Buzz if you throw the gauntlet down - you have to go first :wink2:

Buzz if you throw the gauntlet down - you have to go first :wink2:


my gauntlet and I'll say who goes first thank you mrs :glare:

and its.











not me :devil:

I'll guess you'll never know then!

Oh hold on, you will find out at the meet! :laugh:

Floopy, my three year old son loves your snake in your sig. http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_204.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYAXGB)

Bonnie - tell us all about your new job!

[QUOTE=Buzz]my gauntlet and I'll say who goes first thank you mrs :glare:

and its.

Are they bigger than 44 DD

Are they bigger than 44 DD

You will have to wait & see :wink2: :laugh:

You will have to wait & see :wink2: :laugh:

Just tell me this a simple yes or no will do
can you sleep on your front for six hours and then still move your arms

Just tell me this a simple yes or no will do
can you sleep on your front for six hours and then still move your arms




I've never tried to sleep on my front!

I've never tried to sleep on my front!


What he's really looking for is for you to sleep on his front ils :devil:

What he's really looking for is for you to sleep on his front ils :devil:


If that's what he is looking for, he'll be looking for a long time :laugh:

What he's really looking for is for you to sleep on his front ils :devil:


Yes that will do



You could do it in bed to night ILS and let me know how it go's in the morning

You could do it in bed to night ILS and let me know how it go's in the morning




I could but I'm not going to, I have work in the morning and I need to be able to move my arms ..... Read into that what you like :wink2: :laugh:

I could but I'm not going to, I have work in the morning and I need to be able to move my arms ..... Read into that what you like :wink2: :laugh:
E:closedeye r You’re a typists?

E:closedeye r You’re a typists?

No! that's not quite what I meant - think about it! :)

Bonnie - tell us all about your new job!
I havent really got much to tell, mainly because i dont know what im doing myself yet !!!! I work for an insurance company as the MD's PA. So far i have done loads of typing, and fact finding, and trying to help with as many customer queries as i can to help his load.

It seems like it might be ok though, but im still dead scared. Its horrid not knowing what your doing, and i keep thinking im about to make a monumental cock-up.

Today was better than yesterday though. I did a lot of varied things, and i even had a good gossip with the other lady who works there, and listened whilst she dished the dirt on my boss - which was most satisfying :ninja:

Thanks for asking :)

Hey Ils, sorry to burst your bubble, but Robbie is a Laydeeeeeeeeeeee

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/andreab33/Laydeeeees.bmp

Hey Ils, sorry to burst your bubble, but Robbie is a Laydeeeeeeeeeeee

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/andreab33/Laydeeeees.bmp


And what a fine Laydeeeeeeeeee he makes :laugh:

adam samways, whenever I see your name I can't help thinking you're a hobbit.

:cool2:

adam samways is not a hobbits name leave him alone :(

whaaaaaat? I like Hobbits I do

adam samways, whenever I see your name I can't help thinking you're a hobbit.


....credit where credit's due....lol

adam samways, whenever I see your name I can't help thinking you're a hobbit.

:cool2:

That'd be the Samwise Gangi connection you're making then....

Cockney, do you write your posts to suit your latest smiley, or do you just have an enormously large smiley repetoire?

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_3_2.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB) Yes I have a big one

Claire I have been meaning to ask this for ages...what is your avatar a picture of? I can't make it out...

I would like to say something to 'Da Boss' :)

You are very sexy, when you are masterful :wink2:

I would like to say something to 'Da Boss' :)

You are very sexy, when you are masterful :wink2:

...share, share, share?

Claire I have been meaning to ask this for ages...what is your avatar a picture of? I can't make it out...
One of my balls

















That I play golf with

...share, share, share?

What are we sharing Cat? :unsure:

Well knowing you, it won't be Haydon that's for sure! :laugh:

...share, share, share?
you have got NO chance of sharing Da Boss with ILS Cat......no chance!!!!! :laugh:

You know that thread about Religion? Well, ILS has only one God and he sure as heck don't live in the sky... :laugh:

You know that thread about Religion? Well, ILS has only one God and he sure as heck don't live in the sky... :laugh:
I just want to know what she has been doing, I think it's only fair

I've heard there's a DVD of it all doing the rounds or pay per view on the Internet...

heard about it??? ive seen it!!!!!! :eek: :laugh: :laugh:

You know that thread about Religion? Well, ILS has only one God and he sure as heck don't live in the sky... :laugh:

Now you are getting silly Ceri! :ohmy:

Now you are getting silly Ceri! :ohmy:
so you are saying Da Boss ISNT a sex god now are you??? :unsure: :laugh:

Now you are getting silly Ceri! :ohmy:

Now don't go all shy on us ILS... :laugh: :laugh:

Wait a minute..Haydon is a sex god?

What have I been missing here???? :laugh:

Don't ask us, ask his No. 1 fan!! :laugh: :wink2:

Now don't go all shy on us ILS... :laugh: :laugh:


........................... :blush:

Never mind. You could always turn to Coastie in her thigh high leather boots that she's just "borrowing".

Mind you, she DOES look fab, doesn't she? :wink2:

She's not really my type - I'll stick with admiring 'Da Boss' from afar!

Never mind. You could always turn to Coastie in her thigh high leather boots that she's just "borrowing".

Mind you, she DOES look fab, doesn't she? :wink2:

:sick: :ohmy:

Dol, what on earth are you doing up at this hour? Did you wet the bed?

Dol, what on earth are you doing up at this hour? Did you wet the bed?

:blush: can I have no secrets!! :blush:

Actually I'm off the flicks later to see Ocean's 12 - I'm sure it will have a very thin plot line but it is full to the brim of testosterone .... yeh I am that shallow!

:blush: can I have no secrets!! :blush:

Actually I'm off the flicks later to see Ocean's 12 - I'm sure it will have a very thin plot line but it is full to the brim of testosterone .... yeh I am that shallow!

Ohhhh Dol im jealous....have an extra perv over Brad and George for me wont you :devil: :D

Maxine - empty your pm box - otherwise I may be forced to phone you and waste an hour of your life yakking about rubbish!

Dolores I adore you :D

Cat I am disappointed that you don't have a wet nose and floppy ears in real life...in fact I doubt I shall ever recover from the trauma and shock...:sad:

Cat I am disappointed that you don't have a wet nose and floppy ears in real life...in fact I doubt I shall ever recover from the trauma and shock...:sad:
I'm so sorry :sad:

Would you just wear this little tartan cover I've bought for you....??

Would you just wear this little tartan cover I've bought for you....??
..alright...but not in public ok??

A Polite Request

Claire - can you please stop cutting and pasting reams and reams and reams and reams of articles from the internet. It makes threads (such as the Religion one) very very unweildy. Even though I'm quite bright the amount of information has me completely bamboozled! They have completely overtaken an otherwise interesting debate between posters, imo. Can't we just stick to our views ... and not copy in someone elses? Please!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/Camembert.jpg

Yum yum.

empty yer inbox Kittencat.....I thank yo.

Oooooooooooo, all quiet on the western front.

What's everybody doing:unsure:

Oooooooooooo, all quiet on the western front.

What's everybody doing:unsure: Its a secret :blush:

Ceri - how's the non smoking going?


ooh that reminds me, wasn't there a smoking smilie?



HAYDON

where are yuo and cockney and lil one off on hols then Floopy? Anywhere sunny?

Gran Canaria, should be about 70 degrees, warm enough to sunbathe, but not too hot for the small person.

All inclusive :thumbsup:

have a super time ... and don't worry about us here in cold blighty.


Maybe Cockney will show us his white bits at the meet! :w00t: :whistling

sadly, he's packed his skinny pants for sunbathing, so there won't be any.

I pity the poor people who have to witness it though, really I do.

Maybe Cockney will show us his white bits at the meet! :w00t: :whistling
:ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:

:ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:
don't you :ohmy: me, young lady . you were thinking it to - you were!

don't you :ohmy: me, young lady . you were thinking it to - you were!

You have me all wrong Dol :laugh:

*Hoping the barmen are fit tho*

Don't ask unless you're prepared for a positive reply - he's really not very shy at all you know :ninja:

KC - can you throw the garbage out - it's built up to the point where nothing else will fit in.....capiche?

KC - can you throw the garbage out - it's built up to the point where nothing else will fit in.....capiche?
ummm, she seems to keep her in box full dontcha think Woody! do you think it's a ploy not to receive anymore from you!?! :wink2: :wink_kiss :p

ummm, she seems to keep her in box full dontcha think Woody! do you think it's a ploy not to receive anymore from you!?! :wink2: :wink_kiss :p.......I hadn't permitted that thought to enter the territory of my mind, but yeah Dol - you may have a point.......

".....will somebody wake up Hicks?..." (Kittencat)

Floops/cockney - So has it come yet ?

Floops/cockney - So has it come yet ?
PLEASE tell me you are on about Gigi's passport!!!!!!!!

Nope, nada nothing, although Cock and Gigi are out this morning so they'll have missed the second post.

I'm quietly confident that the P1sspoort Agency's guaranteed service will deliver it tomorrow morning, but I'll be ringing this afternoon to deliver some serious grief.

PLEASE tell me you are on about Gigi's passport!!!!!!!!

Of course I am :wacko:

Your mind is really in the gutter today :laugh:

Of course I am :wacko:

Your mind is really in the gutter today :laugh:
it is isnt it.......gawd help yuz tonight y'all.....I may be having a few "sherbets" this evening so it may get a bit messy :angel_not :laugh:

this ones for Floopy, Cockers and Gigi......:wink2:

:funky:Happy Holidays :funky:

Aw, fanks.


BTW, are we having a ****-up in the chat room later to celebrate?

GIRLS?

BOYS?

ANYONE?

Ooh I may have to call in the shop on the way back from picking up the boys then:drinking:

Aw, fanks.


BTW, are we having a ****-up in the chat room later to celebrate?

GIRLS?

BOYS?

ANYONE?
well I suppose under the circumstances, it would be VERY rude not too :thumbsup:

himself will be pleased to get control of the telly - hes in the middle of the World Rally Championships....PS2 Colin McCrae......it keeps him happy love him!

I'll be there :beer:

Cockney ........... do you like your new avatar?

Cockney ........... do you like your new avatar?
Still think he would have preferred one I picked :devil: :laugh:

Still think he would have preferred one I picked :devil: :laugh:


I think he would somehow :w00t:

But would she let him have it?

Woodstock, you've PM'd me and Ive tried to reply, but it says your box is full of messages. Clear em out, ya tart.:)

I'm up for a chat :beer: later.

Pandora, I've profoundly cleared out my Inbox so that you may profoundly reply to my previous profound message to you.

Yours in all profundity,

Woodstock

Ils, what on earth are you doing working on a Saturday:blink:

Ils, what on earth are you doing working on a Saturday:blink:

I wonder that myself Andrea....

The powers that be where I work have decided they need to open the call centre where I work on Saturdays and everyone in my department has to work one Saturday in 4 now! :mad: :ranting:

The rest of the customer service department don't but we have to. There is no extra money for this inconvience just time off in leiu during the week :ranting:

Karen, wherever you are, empty your pm box!

chatroom anyone. I will stay there 5 mins ie 1.40 if any takers.

Critique, Hush the Voices and Spooky I havent met you before (at least I dont think so) so hello from Tonee

Critique, Hush the Voices and Spooky I havent met you before (at least I dont think so) so hello from Tonee

Hi Tonee - I've seen you around the boards but we have never spoken directly. Nice to meet you :) Funny, I never look at this board because I don't really know anyone very well and the first time I take a peep to see what people are saying to each other I see my name - how weird is that?

You should pop in here more often Critque, this is the happening place :thumbsup: :funky:

Hi Tonee - I've seen you around the boards but we have never spoken directly. Nice to meet you :) Funny, I never look at this board because I don't really know anyone very well and the first time I take a peep to see what people are saying to each other I see my name - how weird is that?

Hi Critique I don't know really know anyone either, still new but surfing and chatting from time to time. Good to meet you!!!!!

Oi Cat

I thought you were going to work to sort out my MEGA pay rise....

get on with it woman.....

Oi Cat

I thought you were going to work to sort out my MEGA pay rise....

get on with it woman.....
It's actually more mega Buzz.

It's actually more mega Buzz.


WHAT!!! :ranting:

Woody, clear out your Inbox, look at the state of it.

:D

yep - sorry! - have done now..

PJ - nice to see you have changed your name back :funky:

Haydon, have you done something to the forum so that when you've posted a message and go back to the main page, it doesn't tell you there's a new message to read (as if you want to read your own message:huh: )

If you have, its brilliant.

If you haven't, I'm rambling again:wacko:

I'm rambling again:wacko:

Andrea - I don't think you are this time :D Well done for spotting it :thumbsup:

It is brilliant H :thumbsup: as although it was just a little thing, it was very annoying!

That'd presumably be as a result of the forum upgrade H has just done. Fancy posting the changelog here Haydon, or do we have to hunt out the new features? :D

Dear Mr Woodstock

It has been brought to my attention that your INBOX is full. This is a serious situation, my dear Mr Woodstock. Various scenarious come to my mind, what if some poor soul was to send you a private message, the rejection they would experience would be intense. Be so kind, my learned friend, to consider the needs of others before oneself!

Yours in sincerity,

Tonee

Ils have you been watching a re-run of "The House of Cards" or something.
Seeing your posts make me think you have.

Loved that program by the way.

Ils have you been watching a re-run of "The House of Cards" or something.
Seeing your posts make me think you have.

Loved that program by the way.

No I haven't Andrea, but I wish they would re run it, it was a great programme and I must admit I had a thing for Francis Urquart....

Yes I noticed in the other thread about Francis Urqhart. I bet you liked him best as chief whip:naughty:

I actually read all the books before the program, and really enjoyed both. I wish they would repeat them as well.

Yes I noticed in the other thread about Francis Urqhart. I bet you liked him best as chief whip:naughty:



I really must stop being so obvious! :laugh:

Peeeeeeeeeeej!

I'm just on my way to get my bikini line waxed. :thumbsup:

Bye bye.

Message to PJ. I'll be honest, I never did like Peej. Glad you've changed your name back to the one we know and love.

Message to PJ. I'll be honest, I never did like Peej. Glad you've changed your name back to the one we know and love.

me too Nox!

I think there has been some kind of secret "We don't like Peej" club going on. Nice to see the membership of the "We love PJ" club is thriving!

PJ, having seen your new picture in the photo forum I'd like to say how pleased I am to see that your hair is growing back mate :wink2:

And

I'd like to thank Tonee for starting some really good threads and forcing me to get my brain out of hibernation :)

I love dab, even if he is shorty and hirsute.

I love dab, even if he is shorty and hirsute.

Oh, that's a lovely thing to say. Thank you, Ceri. I love you too.

(actually I cut my winter beard off yesterday - when I walked into the living room the kids all screamed "Aaagh! Put it back!" bless 'em)

Message to Spooky - do you know any good ghost stories? I love ghost stories and with your username....?

So ILS did you get your legs in the air last night? come on reveal all - did you get lucky on your birthday!?!?

So ILS did you get your legs in the air last night? come on reveal all - did you get lucky on your birthday!?!?
Dont be shy Dolores - just say whats on your mind!

So ILS did you get your legs in the air last night? come on reveal all - did you get lucky on your birthday!?!?

Wouldn't you like to know :laugh: :wink2:

dOL WANTS TO KNOW ALL YOUR DEEPEST DARKEST SECRETS iLS...YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT BY NOW!

Coastieeeeeee.....

you've got your Caps Lock on! :photo:

Ils, we tried to spot you on the webcams of your town.

You weren't the one using the lamp post and having a pole dance around it were you:shocking: ;)

Coastieeeeeee.....

you've got your Caps Lock on! :photo:

I know but I couldn't be bothered to go back and retype...it's the joy of having to type in caps for work styuff and constantly toggling between work and inter-net! :blush:

You weren't the one using the lamp post and having a pole dance around it were you:shocking: ;)

Of course it wasn't me, it must have been my doppleganger :ninja: :bag: :laugh:

dOL WANTS TO KNOW ALL YOUR DEEPEST DARKEST SECRETS iLS...YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT BY NOW!

I do Coastie, but she can go on wanting :boxing:

I´m in the hotel lobby, killing time till we go into dinner and then get the coach outa here.

Had a fab time, weather was a bit crap though, but free beer is always good.

Havnet missed any of you at all, so there.


Oooh, spanish keyboard çç纺ªª :wink_kiss

Havnet missed any of you at all, so there.




Liar :laugh:

FLOOPY!

yay! :)

Floopy.......yah mrs..........

get back quick.......................


Hope yu had a great holiday.......

Ooh Floopy, nice to see you.:bye:

Glad to hear you had a nice time, you can never say no to a free beer.
Come on home to the snow:)

SNOW!!!!


I ain´t coming back if there´s snow!!!

Ooh you might make it back before everyone gets stuck inside.

SNOW!!!!


I ain´t coming back if there´s snow!!!

Not even if we promise to build you a snowman? :mellow:

Ooh you might make it back before everyone gets stuck inside.

Stuck - what about the meet :ohmy:

Oh don't worry, I'll make it there:wink_kiss

Oh don't worry, I'll make it there:wink_kiss


Be afraid, be very afraid! :ohmy:

karen empty your in box, lovey!

Forgive me if this is harsh Nox! But I don't like the Tiger avatar - it's just not you!


....well you did say you wanted to know .........



............dolores runs and hides ..............

Forgive me if this is harsh Nox! But I don't like the Tiger avatar - it's just not you!


....well you did say you wanted to know .........



............dolores runs and hides ..............

I don't like it either Nox it really isn't you. What ever happened to the ones Steve made for you?


......................Wait for me Dol................

I still have it ILS, I wasn't sure about the tiger either. Sorry Coastie, but I'm going to nip into the changing rooms again and see what else I can come up with.

Have just been checking who's online and



Floopy and Cockney and Gigi are back

Welcome Back

What do you think (does twirl in front of mirror and promptly falls over)

Does it make my bum look big?

Have just been checking who's online and





Floopy and Cockney and Gigi are back


Welcome Back

Fukc me it's cold :pimp:

I still have it ILS

You should use it Noxy - it suited you, certainly a lot more than the ones you have come up with since (which are sooooooooooooooo not you!)

What do you think (does twirl in front of mirror and promptly falls over)

Does it make my bum look big?


Terrible ......


*well you did ask* :laugh:

Welcome back
Floops & Co

I'm just about to put my Osmonds on FULL BLAST

Karenh can you clean out your PM box please cos it's full!

Oooh - so it was! :ohmy:

Didn't we used to get a message if the inbox was full up? What happened to that?

Anyway, I've now Feng Shui'd my Inbox. Its looking very "minimalistic" now.....

Karen, I have a certain unease regarding the grammatical correctness of your signature.

Karen, I have a certain unease regarding the grammatical correctness of your signature.

Ooooh - how shockingly uneducated of me! I'll write 100 hundred lines on the correct use of the apostrophe as a punishment for such sloppiness. :ohmy:

But before I do, I'll just amend the offending error......

Why thank you, but my real issue is with the ending of a sentance with a preposition.


Might I suggest:


Nothing shows a person's character more than that at which they laugh.


Happy to help

Why thank you, but my real issue is with the ending of a sentance with a preposition.


Might I suggest:


Nothing shows a person's character more than that at which they laugh.


Happy to help

Awww **** it! I've changed it completely now.

But, although I admit that I had no idea what a preposition was, I thought my old signature sounded better ending in one anyway.

Oooh, I feel really guilty now.......






Nope, it's passed :ninja:

my god if the lab technicians are this pedantic at your school what on earth are the english teachers like Floopy.


..... and stop picking on Karen's signature - you bully! :kid:

who's a feckin lab technician??

who's a feckin lab technician??


pardon me! I thought you were! don't tell me your a feckin english teacher?!

you think they'd let me loose with combustible substances???

I'm Performance Data & Assessment Manager and Systems Manager too, I'll have you know.

PJ
you do look so lovely in Pink
:laugh:

PJ's in pink...when did that happen?

all the mods have gone pink, when you look at the who's online thingy at the bottom of the main page.


it's a bit girly :shutup:

all the mods have gone pink, when you look at the who's online thingy at the bottom of the main page.


it's a bit girly :shutup:


Maybe they are just trying to show their warm and fluffy sides....you know...trying to appear more approachable! :wub:

it's a bit girly :shutup:

Yes it is - I feel sorry for PJ & Joey! :laugh:

NOXIE...BRING BACK THE TIGER! :cry:

Coastie - stop shouting!

The mods are now a dirty green :sick: (to the colour not the mods!!! before anyone reports this post :laugh: )

It's not dirty green woman! it's olive!

It's not dirty green woman! it's olive!

I prefered you in Pink!


It takes a real man to pull off pink and Peej you and Joey did it! :cool:

It's not dirty green woman! it's olive!

What ever it is, it is horrible :sick:

Terrible ......


*well you did ask* :laugh:

Ok, ok - so I need to go for something baggier that doesn't show my VPL. Where's my personal shooper when I need her? Kooky, I desperately need your help to fit me out in something fashionable but elegant.

Sorry Coastie, but those white tigers are very rare. Sadly it got speared by local hunters and it's pelt is being used a a richman's fireside rug. Even rarer now.

ILS - Does this one meet with your approval? :wink2:

ILS - Does this one meet with your approval? :wink2:


The piccie is great, just like the ones I have on my desk at work! (Well I have to have something to get me through the day - don't I?)


The only thing wrong with it Noxy is that everyone will really think you are a man with an avatar like that! :laugh:

Sorry Coastie, but those white tigers are very rare. Sadly it got speared by local hunters and it's pelt is being used a a richman's fireside rug. Even rarer now.

:cry: :cry: :cry:

I shall now take a few hours off to go mourn the loss of such a beautiful creature......dispite this new one being rather cute I much prefered the big cuddly white tiger! :cry:

The piccie is great, just like the ones I have on my desk at work! (Well I have to have something to get me through the day - don't I?)


The only thing wrong with it Noxy is that everyone will really think you are a man with an avatar like that! :laugh:

But I'd be one hell of a sex god. Oh well, back to the drawing board then!

Coastie, don't fret, the white tiger fathered a litter of cubs before his demise. This is the runt of the litter. I've named him Cruz - Yep I really do have no taste.

It's still not you Noxy!!!


How about a fox?

I would just like to say hello to Fred, Haydon's little doggie:bye:

I hope you've taken him outside Haydon, to do his business for the night.

It looks like a cat to me :) Is it a cat or a dog Haydon, or something else completely?

It looks like a cat to me :)

Ooh I think you may be right.
No wonder I haven't got any pets at home:wacko:

Yay.....Noxie has got a new cub! :w00t:

Soooo cute! :wub:

For Coastie, just to let you know our chat of pooties had me dreaming of you last night. I dreamt I was living in Edinburgh and just purchased 2 tickets to see Kevin Spacey in a play. You asked me if you could come (pushy in my dream). So you came to Edinburgh and I realised my Cat Sylvester was left abandoned in London so I had to make emergency arrangements to travel by bus (my dream has no class) to London to save the day. When I got there Syl was fine. Dont know what happened to you and Kevin - maybe I was meant to leave the 2 of you alone!
The moral of the story is - maybe I am spending too much time at this site!!

ILS, your turtle looks like a spanish waiter without a body.


Sorry, but he does.

I know floops but I still love him :wub:

ILS, your turtle looks like a spanish waiter without a body.


Sorry, but he does.

A turtle...........goodness what a strange looking turtle, no wonder he was taunted ILS! :laugh: :devil:

btw - it wasn't me!

I suspect that might be why she loves him, the spanish waiter thing

I played with him earlier, i did.

I suspect that might be why she loves him, the spanish waiter thing

I played with him earlier, i did.

I know he enjoyed that :wink2:

btw - I have never liked the spanish waiter look (now I bet that surprised you :laugh: )

ILS, your turtle looks like a spanish waiter without a body.


Sorry, but he does.
....I'm seeing an arachnid Jimmy Hill....with a tan....:ohmy:

....I'm seeing an arachnid Jimmy Hill....with a tan....:ohmy:

I see where you're coming from Woody, but I was seeing the black line as a necklace rather than a chin-line.

Blummin odd looking turtle whichever way you look at it.

Leave my turtle alone :ranting:

I love him because he is different :wub:

You are just all bullies :sad:

sorry ILS, he's lovely, maybe if he was green though....

I see where you're coming from Woody, but I was seeing the black line as a necklace rather than a chin-line.

Blummin odd looking turtle whichever way you look at it.

touche....lol lol lol....sorry! (could not resist that one....):w00t:

He does have a rather dodgy looking suntan doesn't he? Too many sessions at the local sunbed, ILS! Is he aware of the damage that sunbeds can do? If he wants to maintain his orange skin, I would recommend some San Tropez!

You are just all bullies :sad:

That's a bit harsh! :(

I think Tommy is wearing a chain too!

I thought it was a bow-tie, a little undone after a night's partying.

ils' silence is worrying me ever so......:unsure:(I (http://www.survivor-online.co.uk/forums/misc.php?do=getsmilies&wysiwyg=0&forumid=8#) feel like I already have one foot inside the doghouse.....):(

Some of us have to work - or at least appear to be working :laugh:

Well, I think Tommy could be the 5th member of Il Divo - he'd fit in so well.:naughty: