she is SUCH a troublemaker, that ILS

You all love me really and are gutted I won't join your clique, you just haven't the bottle to admit it! :w00t:

I thought the idea was that the MBers have their own forum so that people don't get uppity about them roaming all over the board and causing chaos.



As I remember it, only two people complained about the last one being a free for all. Now this time, five people (I've included myself) didn't like the separate forum idea.

So does that now mean that the majority win and next time the Masked Ball will be free once more?

Well, I'm just going to sulk about it. :sad:

I would be interested to know, during the time the Masked Ball was running, how many posts were made on SO excluding the Masked Ball forum, and out of those posts, how many were made by non-participating MBallers.

Out of interest, like.

Can anyone do that?

I got a bit fed up having to keep logging in and out, and even forgot once. :ninja:

I got a bit fed up having to keep logging in and out, and even forgot once. :ninja:

Twice, actually!! :laugh:

Twice, actually!! :laugh:
memory of an elephant, that Ceri

Not that I was there of course :ninja:

I don't know the answer to your questions Floopy. This one had it's own forum, the idea being that the MBers kept to it which they did. I enjoyed it BTW and thought it worked very well. The next one may be different - who knows!

If you want to know the post numbers, I'm afraid you just have to add them up manually as I'm not aware of any other method.

Pandora - your pet is not dead, if it were dead it would disappear from your profile but I can still see it.

Pandora - your pet is not dead, if it were dead it would disappear from your profile but I can still see it. Shall I just keep feeding her then and hope that she looks more - ummm - undead? Ill run off and get her some flies for easter.

In the meantime, will someone play with my Fenella? :w00t: and my thanks to all that already have done so. xx

Edited to say :- Shes revived !!!!!!!!! thanks ILS, Andrea, Noxy and Morph. Fenella would like to give you all a dead fly each for playing with her ..... :mellow:

It's a busy board today.............must be all those cliques!! :ninja:

PATSY!!! you have pressed a button somewhere saying you don't want to receive PM's got back and check you ejit.


Bella...yes its busy today isn't it...it was the busiest ever in chat last night too...we were crammed in like sardines.

.we were crammed in like sardines.

Smelt like it too by the time I got there...

Cat, I've had one from Queeenie, so it should be ok.

By the way, no-one has added to my reputation. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? :angel_not

Smelt like it too by the time I got there...

Funny you say that Fee, the smell left when you did :ninja:

Cat, I've had one from Queeenie, so it should be ok.




What did she say...she never pm's me :ranting:

She said she shags ponies and lives in a teepee.

I live the individuality of Woodstock and his contributions to the SO forum. In case anyone didnt know!

SPEAK! There's loads of you on and no-one's speaking!

Peej, I'll speak to you, what do you want me to say :devil:

Thank you Andrea. Just tell me a story.

Let me tell you a stooooooryyyyyyyy
said in the best Max Bygraves sound

I'm sitting comfortably Andrea.

I'll come and sit on you knee Nox whilst Andrea reads to us.

I'll come and sit on you knee Nox whilst Andrea reads to us.
Err, I was here first!

Hope Im not too heavy for you Noxious...

Can we have jelly and ice cream? Can we? Can we?

To no one in particlual.......

Hasn't it been busy here the last few days? :bye:

Is that why the site's got a little bit slow?

I've noticed that too Groucho Moucho - we'll keep Mr Pee Pee quiet shall we - thought it was my computer. The chat room was fit for busting on saturday.

To whom it may concern.....

If you abreviate me, or call me someting other than Groucho, could it not be G please........

Dont really care what it is, but G kind of belongs to someone else!

I thank you. :fireman:

but the swear filter won't let me type ****face

To whom it may concern.....

If you abreviate me, or call me someting other than Groucho, could it not be G please........

Dont really care what it is, but G kind of belongs to someone else!

I thank you. :fireman:


Sorry about that G. :blush:

G can get a bit tetch at times can't he.

but the swear filter won't let me type ****face

Just put the *'s, I'll know who you mean. :)

I appreciate what you are saying Grouch - can I call you Grouch?

Perhaps it might be the time to have another name change :wink2:

Ils - did you guess anyone correctly in MB?

I know what you mean Grouchypoos. The letter G is just............wrong somehow! Something unpleasant and definitely not very "nice" about it.

I think Grouchypoos is much more "you". Poo for short.

:pooh: .....

But hasn't the last person to be referred to on this forum as G been gone for a couple of years now?


Isn't it time to move on?

And it's FLOOPY not Floppy

You're a bit pickier when it's about you, aren't you? :laugh:

But hasn't the last person to be referred to on this forum as G been gone for a couple of years now?


Absolutely! But the memories never die really, do they. I mean, if your surname was "West", you wouldn't call your newborn son "Fred", would you?

You're a bit pickier when it's about you, aren't you? :laugh:

Well at least it's not Floopy over here and Floppy in the Soapbox :wink_kiss

Absolutely! But the memories never die really, do they. I mean, if your surname was "West", you wouldn't call your newborn son "Fred", would you?

Possibly :gunsmilie . I think a new G would usher out the memory of the last and thereby put the old one to rest, personally.

A memory can only exist as long as people remember it.

or something...

I think a new G would usher out the memory of the last and thereby put the old one to rest, personally.

Hmmm, maybe. But the bloke don't like it! I think we should respect that. Otherwise we might as well all go round calling people whatever we like.

I could call you Ermintrude......

Anyway, I think we've agreed that "Poo" is most suitable name. :laugh:

I prefered Anakin myself but I will go with what the man himself says as long as it isn't G!

Ils - did you guess anyone correctly in MB?

I got a couple but to be honest I didn't really try to get anyone this time, it was a bit boring so I gave up reading after the 1st day!

I prefered Anakin myself but I will go with what the man himself says as long as it isn't G!

I liked Anakin......:) what was the first name you had Groucho? Man of many disguises, we'd be better of calling you Mr Ben!

well I have permission to call him ****face, so I shall continue to do so

I liked Anakin......:) what was the first name you had Groucho? Man of many disguises, we'd be better of calling you Mr Ben!

I can remember at least 5 names he had before Anakin! But there might have been more :wacko:

Oi Grouch......I sort of think G-SPOT when your name pops up! If ya get my drift?!?!

Hows about this then....

http://www.flashq.org/groucho.jpg

Bring back memories????

I can remember at least 5 names he had before Anakin! But there might have been more :wacko:

LOL!! Talk about pot...kettle...black...!! :laugh:

I just want to thank Cat & Dab for caring :hug:

:hug: You're worth it, ILS. :bye:

:hug: You're worth it, ILS. :bye:

Have you been giving away L'Oreal products again dab?

Where's mine?

well I have permission to call him ****face, so I shall continue to do so

Yes, yes you do ****flaps! :cool:

I can remember at least 5 names he had before Anakin! But there might have been more :wacko:

Keep up ILS, ffs. I've got at leat half a dozen running on here concurrently! :ninja:

Look if G wants to be called Groucho, that's up to him. I absolutely admire his right to do that, and I think we should respect G's decision, just like karen says.

Keep up ILS, ffs. I've got at leat half a dozen running on here concurrently! :ninja:

Well you are a better man than I am, Grouch, I can only manage one at a time :bag::laugh:

STEVE!! Why don't you post here anymore?

Can all those MB players who have not unveiled please do so....I want' my crown.

:shutup:

Cat, I do believe that to be grammatically correct, your signature should actually read:

Bazeeel, ze international chien noir .

Cat, I do believe that to be grammatically correct, your signature should actually read:

Bazeeel, ze international chien noir .

See you always do this don't you...every single time I get the better of you, you tear in and discredit me...you are so shallow...I think I am going to cry
:wallbash:

I just dont want you to appear foolish, my dear :bag:

I just dont want you to appear foolish, my dear :bag:

No, you and Ceri both...unless I am pandering to your perverse sexual whims all is well...the moment I put up the slightest defence..in you stab.

I will change it. :bag:

Good.


Now get back on the rack :ninja:

Good.


Now get back on the rack :ninja:

I'm there already..do you want me this way...or that.



:photo:

both, and stop whimpering


:photo:

ILS - I'm totally jealous that everyone is sucking up to you bigtime, so I just want to say that I think you are a skanky bint. And no mistake! :laugh:

scooby Is In De House!!!

I know she is not a poster but I wanted to let you all know that Miss PJ got into teaching college. So proud of her. Cant believe she's going to be a teacher :smartie:

I know she is not a poster but I wanted to let you all know that Miss PJ got into teaching college. So proud of her. Cant believe she's going to be a teacher :smartie:

Awwww well done to Miss Peeej :thumbsup:

I know she is not a poster but I wanted to let you all know that Miss PJ got into teaching college. So proud of her. Cant believe she's going to be a teacher :smartie:

That is great news PJ - well done to miss PJ :thumbsup: :smartie:

Queeenie/Isis why have you changed your name?

because she knows that Queeenie is a recognised alias for the Devon hoodlum who is banned from Portsmouth and she really wants to come and play...so Isis is new fresh and unknown....

ISIS...EMPTY YOUR PM BOX!!! NOW

I second Coastie's point.

She did it Ceri....we spoke and Isis obeyed...wow the power...who shall we gang up on next! :laugh:

I know she is not a poster but I wanted to let you all know that Miss PJ got into teaching college. So proud of her. Cant believe she's going to be a teacher :smartie:

can I direct you and her to Crystal's thread ....

hats off to anyone who would become a teacher, respect to Miss PJ!

Oooo nuff respect to Miss Peej! :blink:

Congratulations! :smartie:

Yes PJ...well done to Miss PJ from me.



..storms out the room , slams the door and runs down the corridor wailing "WHY WASN'T IT ME"....

Well Done Miss PJ, I wish her luck! Is she doing primary teaching PJ?

Can I just say a HUGE thanks to Flip for the lovely day yesterday and trekking me through the wilderness of the woods, through the marshy bogs, whilst branches were scratching at my clothes, and sorry to poor Abbie who was in the back sling, and who got her face scratched with a tree!! She looks as if she in the wars!

Lovely to see you again and Katie has recovered from being locked in the Summer House!! :laugh:

Well Done Miss PJ, I wish her luck! Is she doing primary teaching PJ?
No secondary school! :wacko:
Hope she doesn't end up in the secondary schhol we went to!

Dol - where's/what's Crystal's thread? :unsure:

Peej: It's in the SO Forum Discussion jobbie....ratemyteacher.com!

No secondary school! :wacko:
Hope she doesn't end up in the secondary schhol we went to!

Is she mad? :blink: I honestly wish her all the luck in the world - what is she going to be teaching Peej?

Is she mad? :blink: I honestly wish her all the luck in the world - what is she going to be teaching Peej?
English! My least favourite subject at schhol. Chalk and cheese the pair of us :laugh:

PJ - she must be mad - teaching teenage children must be one of the hardest jobs to do!!!


Andrea - how did the party go?

Andrea - how did the party go?

It went quite well, surprisingly.
Kids had a great time, and now we've got loads of toys all over the living room.
I am just shattered now.
Oh and hubby has decided he doesn't do birthday parties anymore :wacko:
He just moaned all day. So fine by me, stay away if your gonna moan and be miserable :laugh:

hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!! where is everybody?


SF WHAT ARE YOU DOING

It went quite well, surprisingly.
Kids had a great time, and now we've got loads of toys all over the living room.
I am just shattered now.
Oh and hubby has decided he doesn't do birthday parties anymore :wacko:
He just moaned all day. So fine by me, stay away if your gonna moan and be miserable :laugh:

My experience is that most men are not good at birthday parties Andrea :sad:


Glad it went well for you :D

Waylander - can you explain your avatar to me, please?

Waylander - can you explain your avatar to me, please?

I was gonna say the same thing.
What is happening on the 29th April, Waylander :wacko:

Hellooooooooooooooo, Scooby dooby doo.

How are youuuuuuuuuuuu :wink_kiss

Oh really girls! I thought everyone knew it was the Real-time and Embedded System Forum in Dublin on the 29th!

:laugh:

Oh really girls! I thought everyone knew it was the Real-time and Embedded System Forum in Dublin on the 29th!

:laugh:

We knew that! :blush:

Blink, Oh Blink, its all your fault.
I followed your link to the site on afterlife. After reading that page I had a look around the whole site "About.com"
And what did I find, a site "about" the tv program 24. I now have an idea of what happens in the next few episodes. I had to stop myself from reading, it was hard.
I wanted to know, but then I didn't :wacko:

I managed to pull myself away after reading what happens in the next few episodes.

Hiya Floopy,
Have you just been having trouble getting on the site.

Haydon, whats happening, are you becoming too popular again.
It's those rumours spreading about you being a goer isn't it?

yup, it juwst crashed for about 5 minutes, but it seems okay now. I was almost forced to look at

ANOTHER FORUM


:shocking:

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo

I didnt though, I went to ebay instead :w00t:

The thing is girls it is not really that busy, not like when IAC is on and there are about 200 members & guests on at the same time, It sounds like there is a problem to me, maybe this server isn't the super dopper one Haydon was led to believe it was :unsure:

I didnt though, I went to ebay instead :w00t:

Keep looking, I am going to be putting a few things to sell on there soon! :)

The thing is girls it is not really that busy, not like when IAC is on and there are about 200 members & guests on at the same time, It sounds like there is a problem to me, maybe this server isn't the super dopper one Haydon was led to believe it was :unsure:


Haydon I want my money back. We have all paid in so you can allegedly keep us on a supersonic server and we all feel very let down.

It is very clear to me that you have in fact spent all our hard earned dosh on a new iPod, designer sunglasses and a back sack and crack wax.

Yours dejectedly,

Ceridwen

have I missed all the excitment yet again!

Oh I am so ashamed of myself, I didn't get out of bed till 2pm!
I can not belive it. I was supposed to be meeting up with a group to go cycling this morning, they went without me! :laugh:

I noticed that I have to turn pop up blocker of to get smilies, didn't have to do that before. What else has changed?
Ceri LMAO off, I suspect Haydon will now ban you for suggesting that he goes in beauty salons.

Hi Haydon, coming to my party :naughty:

The server was temporarily unavailable today at 12:09:06 for a short period. This was for a scheduled upgrade to the server. I didn't really think it worth announcing such a small downtime.

The server is constantly monitored by a third party. Here is the uptime report from last week....

Day Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun Weekly Total
Date 03/21 03/22 03/23 03/24 03/25 03/26 03/27
Outages 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Time on error 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00
% Uptime 100.0 100.0 100.0 100.0 100.0 100.0 100.0 100.0
Connect time 0.11 0.14 0.11 0.11 0.11 0.11 0.11 0.11

As you can see (if you can work the figures out - it doesn't copy and paste very well) there has not been 1 second of downtime last week. This is how the new server runs week after week. The short downtime today (minutes) was the first since they cut through a cable about 4 months ago. If I compare this to the old server, which I still have web sites hosted on ... well there just isn't any contest. The old server is not a well bunny at the moment - all sorts of problems.

btw - nobody is getting anywhere near my crack! :ohmy:

The server was temporarily unavailable today at 12:09:06 for a short period. This was for a scheduled upgrade to the server. I didn't really think it worth announcing such a small downtime.

The server is constantly monitored by a third party. Here is the uptime report from last week....

Day Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun Weekly Total
Date 03/21 03/22 03/23 03/24 03/25 03/26 03/27
Outages 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Time on error 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00
% Uptime 100.0 100.0 100.0 100.0 100.0 100.0 100.0 100.0
Connect time 0.11 0.14 0.11 0.11 0.11 0.11 0.11 0.11

As you can see (if you can work the figures out - it doesn't copy and paste very well) there has not been 1 second of downtime last week. This is how the new server runs week after week. The short downtime today (minutes) was the first since they cut through a cable about 4 months ago. If I compare this to the old server, which I still have web sites hosted on ... well there just isn't any contest. The old server is not a well bunny at the moment - all sorts of problems.

btw - nobody is getting anywhere near my crack! :ohmy:

There he goes talking dirty again.... :naughty:

i love a man who can blind you with science one minute and talk about his crack the next..

Haydon you are becoming VERY appealing in a strange sort of way... :naughty:

i love a man who can blind you with science one minute and talk about his crack the next..

Haydon you are becoming VERY appealing in a strange sort of way... :naughty:


Becoming Buzz!! where have you been....this is the man of mystery...the Jesus in Jeans...The God in Gucci...

:naughty:

didn't hear a word, I was just looking at his pants

The server was temporarily unavailable today at 12:09:06 for a short period. This was for a scheduled upgrade to the server. I didn't really think it worth announcing such a small downtime.

The server is constantly monitored by a third party. Here is the uptime report from last week....

Day Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun Weekly Total
Date 03/21 03/22 03/23 03/24 03/25 03/26 03/27
Outages 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Time on error 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00
% Uptime 100.0 100.0 100.0 100.0 100.0 100.0 100.0 100.0
Connect time 0.11 0.14 0.11 0.11 0.11 0.11 0.11 0.11

As you can see (if you can work the figures out - it doesn't copy and paste very well) there has not been 1 second of downtime last week. This is how the new server runs week after week. The short downtime today (minutes) was the first since they cut through a cable about 4 months ago. If I compare this to the old server, which I still have web sites hosted on ... well there just isn't any contest. The old server is not a well bunny at the moment - all sorts of problems.



Thanks for that Haydon.

I think that is the first down time but the site has been running very slow this last week for a lot of us......

Did anyone notice the smiley wearing sunglasses at the top of his post? Living proof that what I said was correct...new iPod, new sunglasses, back, sack and crack....

Anyone know whats happened to KittenCat ? She seems to have disappeared !

Anyone know whats happened to KittenCat ? She seems to have disappeared !

She disappeared around the same time as Woodstock did.

She disappeared around the same time as Woodstock did. Ahhh, maybe they were the same person then.... like Janet and Michael Jackson ...... :laugh: ... just kiddin

Ahhh, maybe they were the same person then.... like Janet and Michael Jackson ...... :laugh: ... just kiddin

No, that's Latoya, pan. Michael and Janet have appeared together many times, but not Michael and Latoya..................

No, that's Latoya, pan. Michael and Janet have appeared together many times, but not Michael and Latoya.................. oooh I knew it was one of em, I couldnt remember her name ! She's as scary looking as him :mellow:

Anyone know whats happened to KittenCat ? She seems to have disappeared !

Has she met Coastie? Other members have mysteriously fallen by the wayside after meeting her!!! (she knows what I mean!!).

Is she really in Egypt or maybe she's stalking her next victim! it could be you! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_25.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYAXGB)

Empty your box, Dol or I may have to phone you.

Empty your box, Dol or I may have to phone you.

not the phone ... anything but the phone! I've now emptied it.

gosh aren't I popular!! :blush:

I LOVE CAT AND I LOVE THE FACT THAT I CAN NOW SPEAK TO HER EVERY DAY.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Me too mate...but control yourself..into the bar NOW

oops, I think I peaked too soon again. :blush:

Dol, what name effect have you got?
I really like that one, I think that one is the best one I've seen.
I want one :w00t:

Buzz, your mutt's nearly dead (again) :bored:

Buzz, your mutt's nearly dead (again) :bored:
yeah i know...

i have decided i am not the animal type.........

sooner she goes the better(for her sake you understand) :bag:

then put her up for adoption, you shameless tart

yeah i know...

i have decided i am not the animal type.........

sooner she goes the better(for her sake you understand) :bag:

You should put her up for adoption (like i did) rather than let her suffer.

You should put her up for adoption (like i did) rather than let her suffer.
Does that cost me soms????

If not I'll do it.........

Does that cost me soms????

If not I'll do it.........

No, its free - and they have to pay YOU to adopt him / her :pimp:

No, its free - and they have to pay YOU to adopt him / her :pimp:
Righty oh....off to the adoption centre then.......


UPDATE..........she's gone hopefully to a better place with a nicer owner than me....

So what will you spend your soms on now Buzz? Gonna get your name all scribbled out and electrocuted? :shutup:

So what will you spend your soms on now Buzz? Gonna get your name all scribbled out and electrocuted? :shutup:

No, due to the fact that I use Mozilla firefox, I can;t see the name effects, so not wasting me money on them.

I am now going to strive to get to the top of the stats board and become a rich biatch as opposed to a poor biatch!!

Eh? How did Patsy get 5 and a half grand???

She's on the game again, isn't she?

Eh? How did Patsy get 5 and a half grand???
Haydon.............sex...............sordid....... ..........

need I say more????

aaaah, so that's what the antibiotics were for.....

Now that I have got my new speakers I would like to see the Rainbow sketch that was posted here a while ago...anyone any idea where I can find it?

Now that I have got my new speakers I would like to see the Rainbow sketch that was posted here a while ago...anyone any idea where I can find it?

Try here:
http://www.keenaschips.co.uk/index.php?page=articles/misc_rainbow

Try here:
http://www.keenaschips.co.uk/index.php?page=articles/misc_rainbow

Thanks Fee...bloomin marvelous. What was the outcome of this..it looks cleverly dubbed to me.

Apparently they did it specially for an office party - pre internet days.

One can never be too careful...:laugh:

Norm, isn't it about time you took off your crimbo hat? That's got to be unlucky.

I would just like to say thankyou to Dol for the olive oil/rosemary roast tatties thing. They were absolutely delish.
The oil made the tatties crisp up really lovely, even better than lard :wink2:

So I will now use oil instead of lard :)

See you always do this don't you...every single time I get the better of you, you tear in and discredit me...you are so shallow...I think I am going to cry
:wallbash:


Just reading through the old threads and came across this. I actually think it should be "ze chien noir international". Do we have any cunning linguists here?

I'll try the "something niggling" thread, oh which just happens to be mine.

Just reading through the old threads and came across this. I actually think it should be "ze chien noir international".

Actually, I think it should be "Le chien noir international".

That's assuming that she is tryng to say, in French, "The international black dog".....

I have just e-mailed the Head of French for a correct translation.

I'm also thinking internationale

Yeah, but I think that was just an attempt at humour by Cat. Poor, I know.

I'm also thinking internationale


I pondered on that one too, floops, but I think that might be if the noun is femine and chien is masculine.

I have just e-mailed the Head of French for a correct translation.

Do us a favour, love, and put it on the "niggling" thread aswell, would you please?

Cat! They're changing your tagline!
http://pages.prodigy.net/bestsmileys1/emoticons3/wolfhowl.gif

Yeah, but I think that was just an attempt at humour by Cat. Poor, I know.


LMAO! :laugh:

Well, you know her better than I do! :laugh: It obviously "whooshed" over my head 'cos I just thought she was getting her languages crossed.

Cockney - why have you left Greebo to die in the adoption centre?

Cat! They're changing your tagline!
http://pages.prodigy.net/bestsmileys1/emoticons3/wolfhowl.gif

Noooooooooooooooooooo I would never wantonly interfere with Cat's artistic bent :blink: . I was merely hoping to shelter my dear friend from future ridicule. Oh God, I'm dead.

I know what it should be, and it was tongue in cheek deliberately using two languages.

I'ts not my fault if it flew with the speed of light over all over your heads.

:cool:

Cat, believe me, I knew that. I think I was even with you last year when you did it.

Ignore the ignorant fools.

Eh? How did Patsy get 5 and a half grand???

She's on the game again, isn't she?


Because I post like a ba5tard and haven't left here for 2 weeks. And, yes, Haydon has show his appreciation, in his own way. :devil:

Oh, and it's over 10k now. What can I do with them?

What can I do with them?

Send them my way Pats!

Send them my way Pats!

Oh, I don't think so, young lady. Get back to your bookcases.

Buy a pet!!

That'll get rid of them.

I JUST BECAME A SPONSOR!

I JUST BECAME A SPONSOR!
There's no stopping me now, oh no!

I JUST BECAME A SPONSOR!

I JUST BECAME A SPONSOR!
There's no stopping me now, oh no!

Heaven help us all :ninja:

Buy a pet!!

That'll get rid of them.

I don't know about that, I have a pet and I still have loads :bag:

*Haydon's Handmaiden*

Hi ils -have a good night out?

Ooo Fee I like that. That gives me an idea for a thread!!!!

oh my sweet Lord.............

Hi ils -have a good night out?


Hi Fee, yes I had a great time. We went for something to eat in Yates and whilst we where there a was a group there which where very drunk and a couple of them had a domestic and they were all chucked out! We then when to see a play called 'The Hen Night Party' which was about 5 friends out on a Hen Night (yes really) It was very, rude and very, very funny! So it was an interesting evening all round.

Theatre AND a fight. Couldn't be better :thumbsup:

Sounds like a very entertaining evening, ils.

I've just wasted 7k of soms on a name effect and I still don't like it. Can I get my money back?

You will have to pled with Haydon, in feedback, like the others have done - don't forget to include your bank account number!

Like the new name effect Pasty...almost as good as Coasties Ghosties.

I've just wasted 7,200 soms. Noticed Floopy and Buzz were questioning my morality, so thought I'd better spend them.

Got myself a little dawg too, do you love him?

He is very nice Patsy, Tommy says would like to play with him in the arena :wink2:

I have already laid down a challenge, is "dog" enough?

*rushes to arena*

Tommy is ready and waiting to play!

Flipin heck Patsy you rushed into that with your eyes closed! :blink:

Your Pet is going to die now.

That was a cheap shot. Kevin's just a puppy and Tommy took advantage. :mad2:

That was a cheap shot. Kevin's just a puppy and Tommy took advantage. :mad2:

Wasn't it just :devil: :laugh:

Patsy, take that poor pup to the vet's now !

Now you'll learn the value of Soms young lady!!!!

Does Kevin want a rematch? :ninja:

:mad2: Leave my baby alone.

:mad2: Leave my baby alone.


Is that a no? :ninja:

He's a lover, not a fighter.

Cockney - you say the loveliest things :hug:

I only tell the truth as I know it

Grammar is for text books the best writers chuck it out the window and write from the hart

bob

Your signature, Floella the bunny on death row has make me howl every time.

Thank you.

You are bonkers and I can't wait to meet you.
xx

Well done Fee

I cant play just now going to watch the 4400 see ya

I have 3 numbers on the Lotto do I win £10 anyone?

I have 3 numbers on the Lotto do I win £10 anyone?

I believe you do yes :laugh: Congrats

WoooHoooo



That’s nice Thanks Bonny

Marmy - I love the piccie of Jimi in your signature!

Grammar is for text books the best writers chuck it out the window and write from the hart


Sorry love but on this occasion I have to say ....... bulls**t!

Dol - what were you doing up before 6:00am. On a Saturday? :ohmy:

Dol - what were you doing up before 6:00am. On a Saturday? :ohmy:

She's just got in after a night on the tiles....dirty stop out that she is ! :laugh:

Marmy....love the horse! :wub:

Dol - what were you doing up before 6:00am. On a Saturday? :ohmy:

I've got things on my mind Karen!!!


oooh and I needed a dump!

I've got things on my mind Karen!!!


oooh and I needed a dump!

Fair enough. :laugh:

Hope the "things on your mind" are not too troublesome or pressing.

Tonee....where are you? :cry: :unsure:

oooh and I needed a dump!


Such a beautiful mental image. :sick:

Such a beautiful mental image. :sick:

Actually its probably better a mental image than meeting the real thing....


Oh I'm in so much trouble now! :unsure:

Bob

Have you eaten Floella yet????
M

I want to steal Jimi....................

I want to steal Jimi....................


Right...I'll bring the head collar you bring the trailer! ;)

Why not just use your caravan, Coastie? :laugh:

Why not just use your caravan, Coastie? :laugh:

It's already full of Cats goats...I rustled them last night! :blush:



Tonee....where ever you are...missing you already! :bye:

Catch him if you can!


I spent almost two hours trying to catch the little boogar today, he thinks its a game. I blme my friends dawg, who has made best friends with Jimi and they play chase all the time.

Errr whats with the goat rustling?????... and you want Jimi too?
#
You're not French are you !? :)

M

Fee - Thanks for all your help with the Dublin Meet!

the goats will be used for Fee and mines new cheese making franchise....we want Jimi to pull the cheese cart around the streets! :laugh:

Ils....Fee is just a snivelling little suck up! :laugh:

Andrea - Buzz..and who ever suffers from East Anglia News.....MY BOYS HAVE JUST BEEN ON!!!!

They were interviewed at the Luton game on saturday.

Going to check the website to see if I can find any footage.

Andrea - Buzz..and who ever suffers from East Anglia News.....MY BOYS HAVE JUST BEEN ON!!!!

They were interviewed at the Luton game on saturday.

Going to check the website to see if I can find any footage.


Woooo........... let me know if you find something.

Andrea - Buzz..and who ever suffers from East Anglia News.....MY BOYS HAVE JUST BEEN ON!!!!

They were interviewed at the Luton game on saturday.

Going to check the website to see if I can find any footage.

Aww Cat, I was out helping hubby put up a new gate and I've missed the 10pm news as well.
Let me know if you see anything on the site.
Although I wouldn't hold your hopes to much, I tried to get a clip of us lot that we were on when Stephen Fry opened cromer pier, but they couldn't send anything :mad2:

Patsy - haven't you already sold it? :ninja:

This was so good Floops I just had to use it somewhere

who's this http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/3/3_11_7v.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

I've been here for less than a month and I'm just about to hit my 1000th post.

Haydon, can I have a prize now please?

A quick grope in one of the sheds would do.

Yours on tenterhooks.

Patsy the Unstoppable.

Thanks Patsy for bringing Twinkies starvation to my attention! I've been neglecting the poor pussy. Too many books on my mind recently!

This was so good Floops I just had to use it somewhere

who's this http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/3/3_11_7v.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

Erm, you? :devil: ...................

Erm, you? :devil: ...................

Your enthusiasm astounds me

I didnt want to say the wrong thing in case it was sposed to be someone else.


Plus £100 seemed quite cheap...

dab

Go Back To Bed!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: (2nd thing)

I've only just noticed that some people have been giving me some reputation over the last few weeks. Good of course. :w00t:
Thankyou to all of you, you know who you are :hug:

I just want to thank the person (mentioning no names - Coastie) who always gives me bad reputation! :laugh:

Well I am still an Okay kind of person..... :sad: BORING!

Dol, your box is over flowing again. You're just so popular!

Dol, your box is over flowing again. You're just so popular!
:blink: oh my

Dol, your box is over flowing again. You're just so popular!

I've emptied it now! Do you mean popular as in "lots of friends" or popular as in "common"?!?!

Buzz no need for you to join in on this Q&A!?

Ooooh its very quiet round here today.
What exciting things is everybody doing that I'm not?

Well Andrea, I've been panicking about the internet as I forgot to renew my car insurance!

How exciting is that? :w00t:

Didn't you two get your invitations?


Aw :ninja:

Well I'm off to do something exciting now and I'm not telling you what it is.
Na na na na na :p

Floops - I got mine :w00t:

I've emptied it now! Do you mean popular as in "lots of friends" or popular as in "common"?!?!

Buzz no need for you to join in on this Q&A!?
:shutup: :shutup:








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Fee, I've been googling about that 3 day test drive of a car, but it looks like its for company's only.
See here (http://vauxhall.co.uk/fleet/testDrive.jhtml)

Damn, there goes my possible transport to the Portsmouth meet.

Dab, lovely to see you on here, even if it is at this unearthly time of the morning.

How are you doing, hope health is treating you in the right direction.

Thank you Andrea! :hug:

I'm stronger tonight than I've been for days - just in time to stay awake all night probably. :laugh: And I've finally got my hands unclenched too, so I can type without too much swearing and sore knuckles.

Aww Mr Dabster, good to hear that.
Unfortunately I am going to have to leave you to wander around SO on your own. I am shattered and need to go to bed now if I am to get up to go to church in the am.
Good luck in what you find around here:w00t:
See you soon Dab:bye:

I just wanted to say thank you to everyone who pm'd me today, for their kind words (you know who you are) I wanted you all to know that appreciate it very very much :hug:

I just wanted to say thank you to everyone who pm'd me today, for their kind words (you know who you are) I wanted you all to know that appreciate it very very much :hug:

Why? What's happened?

Why? What's happened?

oh no! something else we're not in the loop for Max!!! :laugh:

oh no! something else we're not in the loop for Max!!! :laugh:
Me neither *confused* :wacko:

Hugh Jass (and several of his other personality disorders) got banned yesterday for saying some highly offensive things about a few people. They've been deleted now (the ofensive things, not the people, obviously) :cool2: .

TFFT say I

I knew that but didn't read all the thread. Couldn't be arsed. Id imagine that everything he said in it should be taken with a heap of salt! Oh well, at least he's gone.

Gosh what a naughty fellow he is.

Gosh what a naughty fellow he is.

Naughty isn't the world Maxine....the man was clearly bonkers...
....BONKERS I SAY!

I shall miss him(them) in a christ-at-least-I'm-not-as-f****d-up-as-him kind of a way

I shall miss him(them) in a christ-at-least-I'm-not-as-f****d-up-as-him kind of a way

Do you think it wasn't Jesus that he found, but a possy of imposters that deluded him?

Dunno, but I was going to advise him to go back to the hard drugs, cos the religion thing clearly wasn't working.

Well - I shall miss him. :sad:

He seemed to wind a lot of people up. Not me, I might add - I tended to give him a wide berth - but it was great watching from the sidelines. :laugh:

Oooh I love a bit of controversy, me.

Patsy - dare I ask what your avatar is? I can't quite make it out!

*ils feels she might regret this post*