Jaycee - good to see you back :thumbsup:

Did you have a good holiday?

Critique, I know you are on holiday but can I just say Johnson's Holiday Skin body Lotion :thumbsup: Fabulous stuff and it really, really works!

PJ, I've just been having a look on the calender, and it's not long until you disappear around the world is it? Wooooooo:thumbsup:

He's not going...I'm going to bop him on the head at the airport and keep him in my shed! :w00t:

Hi Ceri!

Did you have a good time?

He's not going...I'm going to bop him on the head at the airport and keep him in my shed! :w00t:

isn't the body count piling up round your house Coastie? I may get environmental health round to check out the drains!

PJ, I've just been having a look on the calender, and it's not long until you disappear around the world is it? Wooooooo:thumbsup:
A week tomorrow!!! :w00t:

Hi guys, just popped in for a sec to say hello really!

Havent been about much as I havent been well, I have had a scan on my "girlie bits" which has come back clear :wacko: so I am now being referred to the Gastro Consultant as the Doc thinks I may have a femoral hernia (WTF????????), which has been causing me all the pain and discomfort..... I find it really uncomfortable sat at the PC :cry: but may fill myself full of my dihydrocodeine pain killers at the weekend and see how it goes :w00t:

I hope you are all well - I wont mention names as I am bound to forget someone :blush: so big hugs and snogs to you all and hopefully I will catch up with you all at the weekend :wink_kiss

Hi Isis :bye:

Sorry to hear you are still feeling poorly :hug:

Take care of yourself and I hope they sort it out for you soon....

ils xxx

Hi Isis! Good to see you back. Hope everything goes ok at the docs and you feel better soon.

Hi Ceri!

Did you have a good time?

Considering we were supposed to be walking, it was an unmitigated disaster. It peed down with rain and we only managed one really long walk.

Hence we came back today instead of Saturday.

Never mind, I am snuggled up on the sofa with my hot chocolate awaiting tonight's instalment of BB.

Fankyoo for asking. Missed you loads. :wink_kiss

Welcome home, Ceri! :bye:

Sorry to hear your holiday was a disaster Ceri, but it is good to have you back :thumbsup:

Isis, good to see you on here even though it was only fleeting.
Get those dihydrocodiene down you.:thumbsup: Hoping you get things sorted out at the quacks.

Ceri, sorry you didn't get out walking as much as you would have liked, but it's nice to see you back.:)

SCOOBY:w00t:


How ya doing mate.

Isis, sorry to hear you are feeling down. Hope you feel better soon! :hug:


Ceri, sorry to hear that your holiday didn't go as planned, we are off to the Peak District in about 3 weeks and we are hoping that the weather is better than it is here at the moment!

PJ - Have fun on your hols, what is your itinery? Friends of ours are just off round the world today and won't be back until August, just in time for school going back. Jealous, moi? :wink2:

Cat.......you've spelled piece wrong :thumbsup:

Cat.......you've spelled piece wrong :thumbsup:

Yes I thought I might have, The Meister has posted my dictionary somewhere.

Never mind.

Hey Tiggs, love the new avatar :cool:

Hey Tiggs I love your new avatar too! It is more you! :thumbsup:

Thank you. :)

Do you think I should keep this one?

Hey Tiggs, love the new avatar :cool:

Loving it too, Tigger! It is very new! I think I need a new one, where can I get a summery avatar?

Bella I searched and searched all over trying to find an avatar I liked. In the end I found this one already downloaded on my computer.

Try googling "avatar downloads" and see what comes up. That's what I did.

Do you think I should keep this one?

I think you should :thumbsup:

I dont think i could change my avatar. Ive had this one for so many years now that its a part of me. I AM a pink pussy :cool:

I dont think i could change my avatar. Ive had this one for so many years now that its a part of me. I AM a pink pussy :cool:

With one eye and one pierced ear?

Just noticed you have changed your avatar back to your old one ILS. Superb! That avatar is so you, and looks lovely. Good one! :thumbsup:

Just noticed you have changed your avatar back to your old one ILS. Superb! That avatar is so you, and looks lovely. Good one! :thumbsup:

Thanks Tiggs, the other one just didn't feel right!

I dont think i could change my avatar. Ive had this one for so many years now that its a part of me. I AM a pink pussy :cool:


Bonnie that avatar is definitely a part of you. Please don't change it. :)

Thanks Tiggs, the other one just didn't feel right!


How about your username? Are you changing that also?

How about your username? Are you changing that also?

I probably will change my member title in the near future but I don't know what to yet!

Do you know I never even noticed yours changed ils? That picture is just you, just like Bonnie's pink pussy is so her:w00t:


And Tiggs I'm liking your new one.
It's strange, when people change their avatars I can never remember what there old one was like.

Do you know I never even noticed yours changed ils?:laugh: It was a little miss naughty avatar Andrea - do you remember now?

Bonnie - I think you should stay with the pink pussy as it really is you!

:laugh: It was a little miss naughty avatar Andrea - do you remember now?

Now how on earth could I forget that you were Little Miss Naughty:wink2:

Fee

How did it go?


Sore head?

sssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

It's coming back to me in bits.

I see you have changed your member title back ILS. Very apt for you. Good one! :thumbsup:

sssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

It's coming back to me in bits.


We want all the gory details :ninja:

I see you have changed your member title back ILS. Very apt for you. Good one! :thumbsup:

Thanks Tiggs, I had it for a long time and it seemed apt to go back to it as I have changed my avatar back!

Tialy - good to see you!

Andrea - I like your new avatar but what is it suppose to be?

It's a Jamiroquai album cover, I think ils. Is she into Jamiroquai?

Maybe she's a space cowboy???? As opposed to space cadet....

Groucho's got it right, I'm a space cowboy:w00t:

It's a Jamiroquai album cover, I think ils. Is she into Jamiroquai?

Thanks Patsy :thumbsup:

Sharkey, where on earth have you been??

Coastie, there's a program on channel 5 at the moment (I know you can't see it) called "Dog Soldiers".
It's all about some troops on a training exercise and they get attacked by loads of werewolves. (It's a bit of a comedy and hubby is loving it)
I've just seen a clip of them all climbing into a jeep and the werewolves jumping on top of it.
It sounds so much like your SO story you did last year.
They haven't been pinching you scripts have they?

Actually.....hmmmm I saw this film after I had written the SO adventure of last year and thoroughly enjoyed it but it has a few subdtle differences like no Scooby beast of mystic Noxies...and the film was made before my SO Story so I cant claim plagerism just yet! :laugh:

It's a great fun film though isn't it....my freind always uses the bit where Sean Pertwee superglues his intestines back in as a how not to do first aid on the courses she teaches! :laugh:

Pandora - good to see you back, did you have a good holiday?

To anyone in the know;
Where is the work fashion thread?

Is this the thread you mean Bob?

Link (http://www.survivor-online.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=2903)

I think so, thanks ILS, but I wanted to add my own offering and looks like there are a few different ones. Do you think bonsia would mind if I tagged on this one?

I'm sure she wouldn't!

Mr Dabster, sir, I am liking very much your new "aye me hearties" look:thumbsup:

Mr Dabster, sir, I am liking very much your new "aye me hearties" look:thumbsup:

Why, thank you Ma'am. I'm looking for a lassie with salt in her veins and a glint in her eye, to come with me and have adventure on the high seas. You like boats, don't you Andrea? :naughty:

Why, thank you Ma'am. I'm looking for a lassie with salt in her veins and a glint in her eye, to come with me and have adventure on the high seas. You like boats, don't you Andrea? :naughty:


Why you two timing scurvieus skate you! :mad:

Is it just me or does your avatar look like Jesus in a pirate outfit? :bag:

Why, thank you Ma'am. I'm looking for a lassie with salt in her veins and a glint in her eye, to come with me and have adventure on the high seas. You like boats, don't you Andrea? :naughty:

what more could a young wee lassie want.
High seas, handsome man, and adventure as well.
Hoist the main sail, pull up the anchor, and full steam ahead:w00t:

Away we go...
http://www.pirateshipcabo.com/Images/ship_sunset.jpg

There that'll teach ya to two time me matey!

http://maxysoft.com/screens/pirate-ship/pirate-ship-wallpaper-01.jpg

Crit aint the only one who can sink ships around here!

Blimey, Coastie, what a crusty stern!

I always did posess a nice set of barnacles! :w00t:

:photo: I so knew you were going to do that, you revenue-minx, you! That's why I dressed up that old hulk with spare canvas and sent it sliding past your watchtower in the moonlight, while me and my bird sailed off in my ship!
http://www.mevagissey-ferries.co.uk/Tall%20Ship.jpg

We'll see about that!

Coastie persues her Jesus lookie likey pirate!

http://www.nhnm.org/HC_LW_bow_shot_w_cannon_jpeg.gif

Woooooooooooooooooooooo, look at us.

http://www.wolfgangsigl-grafiken.de/grafiken/romantic/sailships/paradise%20island-x-th.jpg

Land ahoy, Dab


http://www.wallpaper.net.au/wallpaper/abstract/Abstract%20Paradise%20Island%20-%20100x75.jpg

You ready for that stroll, me luvver

http://www.paradise-garden.com/images/image01.jpg

Break out the rum, me darlin', and we'll celebrate leaving the coastguard in our wake!

http://www.cdislands.com/photos_hawaii/haw9/xha30836.jpg

Ooh, look what I found just lying in the sand

http://www.cocktail24.info/images/zutaten.jpg

can you pop the cork, Dabster my amie:naughty:

Oh dear.....look whats happened to Dabby! That'll teach him to mix booze and water!

http://www.watersafetyandsurvival.com/PFDAirwaySubmersion.jpg

Already popped, cher...
http://www.tonner.org/reflections/lo-couple.jpg

Coastie, what have you done? That's not me - you've dunked your IT man by accident!

Coastie, what have you done? That's not me - you've dunked your IT man by accident!

Oo no the I.T. guy is just fine... :naughty:

Popped already:ohmy: Oops sorry my cherie amour, but another calls my name.

I must see who is coming out next:wink2:

Oh dear Dab...You appear to have an ex-parrot!

http://www.parrotrepublic.com/productimages/Red_Macaw_wings_spread.jpg

It's not dead.

It is dead...look at it!

No, no, he's er... he's resting!

Are you all suitably excited and in a drinky mood for tonight's events?!
See you all in the chat room later

I'm telling you he is and ex parrot

No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!

Are you all suitably excited and in a drinky mood for tonight's events?!
See you all in the chat room later

Oh that's right rub it in....I'll just hang out here then and await your tiddled return! :sad:

oh sorry coastie, did I forget to say after BB :bag:

oh sorry coastie, did I forget to say after BB :bag:

No it's just that I can't go into the chat room... :cry:

Oh and I hate BB...never watch it... :sick:

No it's just that I can't go into the chat room... :cry:

Oh and I hate BB...never watch it... :sick:

Eugene's putting on combats later, Coastie ...he is just your type, you should tune in!

Eugene's putting on combats later, Coastie ...he is just your type, you should tune in!

Some of us have to work for a living.....thank-goodness! :glare:

Bella, Bella, Bella (what a lovely name that is, and what we will be calling our next pooch on Bellas request). How was your holiday, did you have a fabby time ??

Voicey! Go to bed!!!!

Bella, Bella, Bella (what a lovely name that is, and what we will be calling our next pooch on Bellas request). How was your holiday, did you have a fabby time ??

Did you hear that Sean from Corrie is calling his "virtual" dog Bella-Sinead, but will be shortened to Bella?!! I don't know if I should feel flattered or not! :ohmy:

Thanks Bonny, we had a fabulous time, although it was very, very hot and we chose the hottest day 32 degrees to go to Alton Towers! One funny point there was when Katie & I were queueing to go on the new Spinball ride, there was a post where you deposit your chewing gum before going on the ride, and Katie quite innocently asked me what would happen if you got your chewing gum mixed up when you came off and picked up the wrong one?!!! :w00t:

We went to Chatsworth House, didn't go in the house as thought Abbie would cause havoc but went to the Animal Farm/Adventure Playground and the gardens. It really was a lovely day out. Also went on the cable cars at Matlock Bath. I love the Peak District and it's little villages, they are just so quaint and peaceful. The only downside was Abbie throwing up in the car, projectile vomit everywhere and we were less than 10 miles from home! Other than that, it was an enjoyable time all round and we still have 3 and half weeks of the summer holidays left! I'll try and post a few piccies of the holidays.

How is everyone else, all been on your best behaviour............. :photo:

Voicey! Go to bed!!!!

Lol! I did Patsy, but I miss you guys you know :hug:

Karen - you've got a full to bustin' box dear :bag:

Not any more!

Were you trying to send me something? :wub:

Were you trying to send me something? :wub:

Yep - but it was a mammoth PM, and i cant be arsed to write it all out again now :laugh: Ill have to try again this afternoon :p

This is really to anyone interested, but in the paper today I read about the new ITV schedule and guess what..................



IAC is coming back.
Woooooooooooooooooooo:funky:

Andrea I would like to join you in a WOOOOOOOOO! :w00t:

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :funky: :w00t:

Isis, loving the Viewpoint Gallery! The painting of your sister is beautiful, what a wonderful wedding present!

What a talented guy!

Isis, loving the Viewpoint Gallery! The painting of your sister is beautiful, what a wonderful wedding present!

What a talented guy!

Its fabulous isnt it - I had tears in my eyes when I saw the original when I went to see sis and family a couple of months ago!

I am having a painting of Nipper Dawg delivered tomorrow, its Mr I's 40th next weekend and its his surprise pressie, although I am SURE that Mr I thinks he is getting another hand made Bruce and Walker fishing rod :w00t:

Here is a photo of the painting.....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v137/theacidqueen/morerefandfinished002.jpg



Oh and not forgetting........................................ ......a big WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO about IAC!!!

Awww, Isis he is just the cutest! It is such a personal present, I am sure Mr I will love it!

I am having a painting of Nipper Dawg delivered tomorrow, its Mr I's 40th next weekend and its his surprise pressie, although I am SURE that Mr I thinks he is getting another hand made Bruce and Walker fishing rod :w00t:




I bet Mr I will be over the moon Isis :thumbsup:

The picture of your sister is fantastic, you are really a beautiful family! :thumbsup: :photo:

Its driving him mad not knowing ILS - hes a lil old control freak like me :w00t:

And awwww and thanks for your comments about the family - both my sis's and all of my nieces are gorgeous :wub: I guess I was blessed with the brains :smartie: :laugh:

I guess I was blessed with the brains :smartie: :laugh:

B0ll0cks, you're gorgeous :thumbsup:

both my sis's and all of my nieces are gorgeous :wub: I guess I was blessed with the brains :smartie: :laugh:

You are gorgeous too Isis .....

Isis, the picture of nipper dawg is lovely. And I'm sure he'll love it as much as a fishing rod:w00t: :wink2: Nah, really he will love it.

and I've met you for real and know how gorgeous you are:w00t:

awww shucks guys, Im getting all :blush: now :funky:

awww shucks guys, Im getting all :blush: now :funky: Ello !!! *pinches Gorgeous's bum* Ive missed you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :w00t: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Dab, I have just clocked your avatar.................mmmmmmmm :naughty: very sexy!

Thank you darling!

You're looking gorgeous as ever, of course, and you don't need an avatar to do it! Mmmmmmmmmmwa!!!

Hey Crit, nice to see you back.:thumbsup:

Hope you had a nice time away.

Scooby Dooby Doo,

Where are you????????

:w00t: :w00t:

Hi Mazza
Did you have a good holiday?

Thanks for the welcome back Ils and for the help with posting my pics. I tried to give you rep but it wouldn't let me.

Thanks for the welcome back Ils and for the help with posting my pics.


My pleasure Maz :thumbsup:

Cat, I thought you were Dorsetting!

Cat, I thought you were Dorsetting!

Blimey dabster, what ever they say about you (dress sense, personal hygene, table manners etc) there's nothing wrong with your memory.

Yes I was due to go to Dorset to stay with brother this weekend but is has been re scheduled for the weeked of 14th August due to the arrival of their new black lab puppy - Ruby Candellabra Daphne - she will be able to go out then.

I shall post a pic of my families lates arrival, that I shall.

Cat - you are advertising you are in Dorset in 'Today's Events' at the bottom of the main forum page!

Yes. And I remembered seeing it. :photo:

Well I'm not and here is the reason why:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/CIMG0095_1.jpg

Ruby Candellabra Daphne Mayes.

Awwww she is gorgeous Cat :wub:

Oh, she's got that plump puppy tummy.:wub: Is it all velvety?

Thanks Bridge!!

Try this on your kids.........

http://physics.open.ac.uk/%7Edbroadhu/spider-trap.gif

Fee!
Look at your glowing bits!

.........sssshhh!

Coastie will 'ave em if she hears that

:ninja:

Well, yes. But what's one bad-repper against the gushing tide of admiration that flows your way? You extremely popular person, you. :thumbsup:

Nah - I'm just the one who gets it when folks need to spread it about a bit.

I'm the tart-with-a-heart cliché :)

(ooh that's just reminded me of something....)

Bet Lynch? :bag:

Weeeell I was thinking more Holly Golightly, but you go ahead and shatter my illusions........:cry:

You know I love you really! :)

Voice, how's your car today?

For goodness sake somebody say something!

Arsé.




HTH :)

Cheers Grouch! :thumbsup:

Do you realise at this moment there are 17 guests and 12 of them are spiders.
Haydon I think you need to get the exterminators in:w00t:

To everyone who has PMed me and to whom I haven't yet replied:
Sorry :w00t:

To everyone who has PMed me and to whom I haven't yet replied:
Sorry :w00t:
I should bloody think so too :boxing:

shut it ugly

shut it ugly
Oohhhh your'e feeling better then!! :w00t:

Might be:bag:

Good to see you back Floops, the place hasn't been the same without you!

Good to see you back Floops, the place hasn't been the same without you!

It's been floopless!

Let it be floopless no more!

Been a bit busy what with one thing and another. Hopefully I should have a bit more time to post from now until the end of August, seeing as it SCHOOL HOLIDAYS!

Hoorah

So, what have I missed? :bag:

Let it be floopless no more!

Been a bit busy what with one thing and another. Hopefully I should have a bit more time to post from now until the end of August, seeing as it SCHOOL HOLIDAYS!

Hoorah

So, what have I missed? :bag:

Check out the undercurrent thread and the golden oldies, might rock your boat :laugh: ps what is the dictionary definition for being in a state of floopless?

Flooopeeee!!

Welcome back!

Check out the undercurrent thread and the golden oldies, might rock your boat :laugh: ps what is the dictionary definition for being in a state of floopless?

Flooplessness - being without floop, dull, turgid, lifeless. :w00t:

Been reading bits of the undercurrent thread and......well, life's too short :ninja:

Been reading bits of the undercurrent thread and......well, life's too short :ninja: Well said, Floopy. Great to hear that all is well with you and sproglet.

Welcome back :thumbsup:

Flooplessness - being without floop, dull, turgid, lifeless. :w00t:

Been reading bits of the undercurrent thread and......well, life's too short :ninja:

Right and right. Marvellous to have you back, Floopster. Not stagnant any more I see.

Can you all stop posting so I can go to bed please!!

I second that. God I miss my pooter!

GOTCHA!!

(for anyone who opened this thread looking for a personal message!! :w00t: )

Yup. You got me. :bag:

Yup. You got me. :bag:

I am in pranxster mode so I had better get off line!! To note, I always check this thread for absolutely no messages to me so thanks for the indirect message!:bye:

Here's a direct one.

Have a lovely holiday, Tonee. Let us know how your long summer is going when you can get online. xx :bye:

Here's a direct one.

Have a lovely holiday, Tonee. Let us know how your long summer is going when you can get online. xx :bye:

Will do! I have to make a haggis supper for my german visitors when we arrive so i'll be contributing to the gourmet section of what's for tea! Dont work too hard Dab x

Patsy

Empty yer box!

How rude!!!!!!

That's me. :thumbsup:

I had just been. And now I've deleted my messages. :w00t:

It still says you can't receive any messages until you clear some space.

Nag nag nag............

Shaddup and do yer admin!

aww, scooby, it's lovely to see your little "Cheerio's" at the end of your posts:w00t:

Rob, good to see you back :thumbsup: Did you have a good holiday?

Nice to be back - apart from the weather! I had a great time - so much so that I'm going back next year - and taking a bunch of mates!

I had a great time - so much so that I'm going back next year - and taking a bunch of mates!

Excellent :thumbsup:

BONSAI!

Empty your box, lovey.

BONSAI!

Empty your box, lovey.

Oh bum, its because im not a sponser anymore ..... HAYDON :ninja:

Ok - will empty asap.

Cat! Why are you up so late? Nothing left to clean/plant/mow/hose/iron?

Hiya Gelastic - havent seen you around these parts for some time. How ya doin' :bye:

Patsy/ILS ...what does HTH mean at the end of your messages. I've only noticed you two using this. Is it a secret code?



aha .... I think I've just figured it out! does it mean Hope This Helps?

Patsy/ILS ...what does HTH mean at the end of your messages. I've only noticed you two using this. Is it a secret code?
I think I've just figured it out! does it mean Hope This Helps?


It does :thumbsup:

Cat! Why are you up so late? Nothing left to clean/plant/mow/hose/iron?


PAT!
Mind you own friggin business...I can stay up after 10pm once in while just for the hell of it can't I?

PAT!
Mind you own friggin business...I can stay up after 10pm once in while just for the hell of it can't I?
You are allowed but you can't often actually do it

PAT!
Mind you own friggin business...I can stay up after 10pm once in while just for the hell of it can't I?

you seem to bicker with just about everyone these days Cat. Is it PMT week per chance!! oh no, it's not (I refer you to the ailment thread for those of you who think I know Cat's bodily functions too well!!) so you can't even use that as an excuse can you ... you're just cranky cos you're going on holiday!

This is a general message to everyone:

POST SOMETHING! PLEASE!!!!

I'm bored rigid, there's nothing good on telly and I've just finished my book. Everyone I've called is out (probably cos the weather is no nice). Which means that, because of my bad back, this forum is the only source of entertainment I've got right now. And no-one is posting anything!!!!!!

Arrgghhhg!

....SOMETHING....

THERE YOU GO...!

LOL Fee! You could always start a Feeling Disillusioned thread, that sort of thread kept everyone's fingers and the board very busy indeed! :devil:

LOL Fee! You could always start a Feeling Disillusioned thread, that sort of thread kept everyone's fingers and the board very busy indeed! :devil:


Hmmm - its an idea. Its not one for increasing your popularity though, is it..... :glare:

Hey Tigger, how's the hols going?

And Cat, did you enjoy Center Parcs as much as Bazeel!!!?? :w00t:

Hey Tigger, how's the hols going?

And Cat, did you enjoy Center Parcs as much as Bazeel!!!?? :w00t:

Yes I did.....I have started a thread...come on and discuss.

Yes I did.....I have started a thread...come on and discuss.

:thumbsup:

Groucho!

Any more recent photos of your latest edition? And I don't mean your MPV roof storage thingy.

Me again? OK.

COULD EVERYONE PLEASE STOP BEING SO INTERESTING SO I CAN DO A STINT OF IRONING!!

Thank you.

Will someone please post in a thread other than that one.


Thank you :bag:

Will someone please post in a thread other than that one.


Thank you :bag:

Floopy drawers, nice socks...cup of tea dear?

Cant do tea at the moment love, gives me indigestion.

Elderflower cordial would be nice though :bag:

Will someone please post in a thread other than that one.


Thank you :bag:


Good evening Floopy :bye:
Nice to see you around.
How is the pregnancy going?
Have you, dare I say it, moved, yet?
Hope you are having a lovely evening tonight.

verywellthankyouforasking :w00t:


We moved 6 weeks ago and everything's lovely - we adore it here. Had to go back to the old stomping ground today to collect something and couldnt believe what a scummy scuzzbucket of a place I used to live in :naughty:

Oooooh great to hear you've finally moved :thumbsup:

Hope there's nice places to take Gigi and the expected one for walks and trips to parks and all great things like that.

Oooooh great to hear you've finally moved :thumbsup:

Hope there's nice places to take Gigi and the expected one for walks and trips to parks and all great things like that.

Don't you leave him behind then Floopy? :unsure:

She's a nurse that Andrea, you know :ninja:

We don't have many parks as such, just real countryside, with burning stubble and tractors and animals and poo and stuff :w00t: it's fab.

I can tell she's a professional :bag:

It sounds lovely floopy :thumbsup: Glad to hear you have settled in ok :D

She's a nurse that Andrea, you know :ninja:

I wondered why they positively urged me to go on the return to nursing course :w00t:

Bella. The jewellery has arrived and it's beautiful. Thank you. I'm really really pleased with it.

It's mainly peridot (my birthstone) so I'm chuffed to little chunks.

Bella. The jewellery has arrived and it's beautiful. Thank you. I'm really really pleased with it.

It's mainly peridot (my birthstone) so I'm chuffed to little chunks.

oo oo oo me too - Bella presented me with a beautifully stunning necklace today as a Congrats for my job - it too has my birthstone on it - Garnets!!

Thanks Bella!!:wub:

Just looked on Who's on Line and Haydon's Moderating. I think that's the first time I've ever seen that.

d'you think he's changing the name? :bag:

Just looked on Who's on Line and Haydon's Moderating. I think that's the first time I've ever seen that.

Ooh has he got that whip out again :w00t:

d'you think he's changing the name? :bag:

lol! probably ... in an effort to ditch us lot and get a new crowd in!!!

Something you'd like to share with the group, Andrea?

Something you'd like to share with the group, Andrea?

Errrrrrrm......................nope :ninja:

Andrea - shhh

Dol - as if!

Pasty - there's a first time for everything! and yes, I do some work here... sometimes.

Something you'd like to share with the group, Andrea?

I do - if anyone and I mean anyone eats a kebab tonight I am really gonna have to do something really really terrible!!:ninja:

Do you know I've just called my hubby in his mobile :w00t:



















It wasn't switched on :w00t:

FLIPPPPPPPP!!

Digicam!!

Mystery Picture!!

and no kebabs :p

FLIPPPPPPPP!!

Digicam!!

Mystery Picture!!

and no kebabs :p
oooo did I win??

I'm off on me hols. See you all in a couple of weeks.
I'll have all the BB news and other gossip to catch up on when I get back.
This will make you laugh.......
I was talking to my mum about things to do on the ferry and I said we could chill out in the bar and stufff, but I won't be drinking much as I'm driving. Mum looked confused and said but you don't drive your car while we're on the boat do you?
Oh dear!
Bless. But to give her some credit she realised what she'd said immdediately she said it.
I had visons of me driving round in circles powering the engines :wacko:
BYE!

Byeee Bob!!

Bye Bob :bye:

Secrets why do you feel the need to blacken everyone's name in your posts?


(by emboldening them!)

I was talking to my mum about things to do on the ferry and I said we could chill out in the bar and stufff, but I won't be drinking much as I'm driving. Mum looked confused and said but you don't drive your car while we're on the boat do you?
Oh dear!
Bless.


LMAO - funny Mummy thing!! :laugh: (http://www.survivor-online.co.uk/forums/misc.php?do=getsmilies&wysiwyg=1&forumid=0#) Have a goodun Bobble - see you when you get back!:bye:

I've just posted my 4000th post - in less than 5 months. :shocking:

I've just posted my 4000th post - in less than 5 months. :shocking:
Congratualtions Patsy.......











you really need to get out more often

I've just posted my 4000th post - in less than 5 months. :shocking:

Wow - well done Patsy! :thumbsup:

I am out. I'm at work, remember.

I've just posted my 4000th post - in less than 5 months. :shocking:

wow - well done Patsy. I've been here for ages and I haven't made 300 posts yet:D

I've been here for ages and I haven't made 300 posts yet:D

Rob you blatently have!! Or was that you being sarky?? You chatterbox you!!!:w00t:

Oh and wd Pats - I just looked at mine when you mentioned yours fnar fnar - - but I see I have just nipped over the 10K mark - god I wish I had a quid for every post I made??:sad:

oops - missed out a zero - should read 3000!!

Sarky - me???????????????

Oh and wd Pats - I just looked at mine when you mentioned yours fnar fnar - - but I see I have just nipped over the 10K mark - god I wish I had a quid for every post I made??:sad:


Congrats to you too, Flipster. :w00t:

HI EVERYONE!

I'm saying this to all of you in order to make it more real. I'm going out on the pull tomorrow night to rectify seven months, yes, that's right, SEVEN MONTHS of not so much as a snog. Obviously this is because gaying is somewhat of a no-no in Central America but still. I've got to reassure myself that I haven't become (delete as appropriate) absolutely hideous/a social reject/ a monk/ Amish.

You get the idea.

cheerio!

HI EVERYONE!

I'm saying this to all of you in order to make it more real. I'm going out on the pull tomorrow night to rectify seven months, yes, that's right, SEVEN MONTHS of not so much as a snog. Obviously this is because gaying is somewhat of a no-no in Central America but still. I've got to reassure myself that I haven't become (delete as appropriate) absolutely hideous/a social reject/ a monk/ Amish.

You get the idea.

cheerio!


There is always Craig from BB........he is dying for a snog, Scooby! :bag:

HI EVERYONE!

I'm saying this to all of you in order to make it more real. I'm going out on the pull tomorrow night to rectify seven months, yes, that's right, SEVEN MONTHS of not so much as a snog. Obviously this is because gaying is somewhat of a no-no in Central America but still. I've got to reassure myself that I haven't become (delete as appropriate) absolutely hideous/a social reject/ a monk/ Amish.

You get the idea.

cheerio!


Good Luck Scoobs, I hope you manage to pull :thumbsup:

Does this mean you're back home then Scooby?

Good luck with your mission. And if you don't pull, then remember you can always go home and pull yourself.

(sorry dreadful joke)

*gets coat*

.........gaying is somewhat of a no-no in Central America........

Never realised this was a verb. How interesting.

Tally Ho! Scooooooooooooobs. Break a leg.

HI EVERYONE!

I'm saying this to all of you in order to make it more real. I'm going out on the pull tomorrow night to rectify seven months, yes, that's right, SEVEN MONTHS of not so much as a snog. Obviously this is because gaying is somewhat of a no-no in Central America but still. I've got to reassure myself that I haven't become (delete as appropriate) absolutely hideous/a social reject/ a monk/ Amish.

You get the idea.

cheerio!



NO, NO, NO, Scooby, don't do it........wait until your married.

To anyone who was in the pub in Portsmouth when a certain person was barred.............. who looked like this :angry: as they glared through the window?

Uncanny, huh?

**expects onslaught of bad rep, but feels it was worth it**

NO, NO, NO, Scooby, don't do it........wait until your married.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

To anyone who was in the pub in Portsmouth when a certain person was barred.............. who looked like this :angry: as they glared through the window?

Uncanny, huh?

**expects onslaught of bad rep, but feels it was worth it**

Oooh - who was barred? :ohmy:

Oh, no. Sorry, it's not that easy karen. You'll have to trawl through the thread. (Or wait until she comes online and smites me.)

Oooh - who was barred? :ohmy:
Please miss I know I know.........buzz sticks her hand up and jumps up and down :w00t:

Can you see the likeness, oh Mistress Buzz of Tinitus?

Can you see the likeness, oh Mistress Buzz of Tinitus?
Likeness to what??

I am completely lost, I have no idea what yu are talking about :w00t:

Go back a few posts, you halfwitted bumblebee!

Go back a few posts, you halfwitted bumblebee!
How VERY dare you..............

in all the time I have been posting on here I have never been so insulted. How very dare you ....half witted indeed..... :shocking:

I did go back and I still don't know what you are on about.... :bag:

How VERY dare you..............

in all the time I have been posting on here I have never been so insulted. How very dare you ....half witted indeed..... :shocking:
lmao! I have just almost literally peed myself laughing at that show :laugh:

Who, you dear? Yes dear, you dear.

How VERY dare I, indeed.

How VERY dare you..............

in all the time I have been posting on here I have never been so insulted. How very dare you ....half witted indeed..... :shocking:

I did go back and I still don't know what you are on about.... :bag:

Sorry did I over-estimate your brain capacity AGAIN?

the bit about the :angry: face looking like you know who that was barred in you know where

Sorry did I over-estimate your brain capacity AGAIN?

the bit about the :angry: face looking like you know who that was barred in you know where
Oh right.......yes I got that bit! I thought there was more to it than that though, I assumed (wrongly) that you were on a roll with insults. I didn't realise you just plucked one out of thin air and posted it!!

LOVE YOU!!!

Are you insinuating I'm not spontaneous?

Love you too.

Are you insinuating I'm not spontaneous?

Love you too.
No, I watched you spontaneoulsy digest a chicken kebab after spontaneously downing several pints of lager and then listened to you spontaneously belch all the way home and the you spontaneously shouted at me to go to sleep, So I would say in the spontaneous stakes you rate quite highly. :thumbsup:

It's just not like you to hurl insults on a singular basis, they usually come in handfuls.....

I'm typing. WITH BOTH HANDS!

well keep it up, your'e doing a fine job!!

And I ma going to bed.

GOOD NIGHT :bye:

Night night. :sad: :bye:

I was having fun.

HI EVERYONE!

I'm saying this to all of you in order to make it more real. I'm going out on the pull tomorrow night to rectify seven months, yes, that's right, SEVEN MONTHS of not so much as a snog. Obviously this is because gaying is somewhat of a no-no in Central America but still. I've got to reassure myself that I haven't become (delete as appropriate) absolutely hideous/a social reject/ a monk/ Amish.

You get the idea.

cheerio!


Go for it Scoobs! :thumbsup:

Night night. :sad: :bye:

I was having fun.
So was I, but the beer has run out and I need to sleep. :cry:

night Buzz :bye:

Dol, as you are now back to 'run of the mill poster' status, could you please empty your pm box which is apparently overflowing for some reason.

Dol, as you are now back to 'run of the mill poster' status, could you please empty your pm box which is apparently overflowing for some reason.

lol! yeh I noticed that too. I'm just ordinary now! :cry:

Now I have to go through the rigmarol of signing up again and remembering my paypal details!

Dol, as you are now back to 'run of the mill poster' status........


LMAO! :laugh: :laugh:

Whatever else she may be, Dol could never be considered "run of the mill"! :laugh:

Buzz - if ever you decide to take a stroll to The Bedford Arms in Oakley it can be done in 2 and 3/4 hours, thats with dog and old pushchair that veers to the right :w00t:

Cat, Buzz, whoever, have you ever been to the Sizzling Wok in Bedford? You create your own dishes from a huge choice of raw ingredients (following one of the original recipes if you wish) then take it up to the chef who cooks it in a couple of minutes on a large stainless steel platter thingie. It's meant to be Mongolian - the staff are definitely authentic and can't do enough to help.

You go up as many times as you wish, so you have plenty of opportunities to screw it up entirely before creating your piece de resistance. Because you create your own meal, it's fun, sociable and very reasonable. Comes with the Noxy seal of approval :)

Cat, Buzz, whoever, have you ever been to the Sizzling Wok in Bedford? You create your own dishes from a huge choice of raw ingredients (following one of the original recipes if you wish) then take it up to the chef who cooks it in a couple of minutes on a large stainless steel platter thingie. It's meant to be Mongolian - the staff are definitely authentic and can't do enough to help.

You go up as many times as you wish, so you have plenty of opportunities to screw it up entirely before creating your piece de resistance. Because you create your own meal, it's fun, sociable and very reasonable. Comes with the Noxy seal of approval :)

We had our christmas party there about 4 years ago - the food is very good and it has a good reputation.

Why for you ask Noxy - do you have a professional interest?