I may be dropping off shortly as I have not slept but 1 hour since yesterday at 7:00 a.m b/c of my shots. I feel tremendously better as for my symptons but lack of sleep is catching up!!! zzzzzzzzzz...msgirl :wacko:

Karen - empty your box darlin' :thumbsup:

Going to go fix me some lunch....it's 12:30 here. Had to go in and sub at the Preschool this morning and now I'm starving, tired, and trying to lose an ovary. Catch up with y'all later, taters. XO msgirl :bye:

KarenH - I know you have only been back 5 minutes and you are obviously so popular, so once you have read your fan mail can you clear a wee space for me?! :thumbsup:

Do we have anyone medical on board please?

Do we have anyone medical on board please?

I'm nursey nursey, can I can help?

KarenH - I know you have only been back 5 minutes and you are obviously so popular, so once you have read your fan mail can you clear a wee space for me?! :thumbsup:

Oooh you make me blush Bella!

If only that were true though. I am not "sponsoring" at the moment, so I only have a weeny inbox. Its like moving from a mansion to a studio flat!

Must do a decent tidy up now that conditions are so cramped.

I'm nursey nursey, can I can help?

thanks Andrea but maybe not, I need someone with adult medical knowledge. Anyone?

thanks Andrea but maybe not, I need someone with adult medical knowledge. Anyone?
I know Lucy is a GP. Shame she's not here to help you.

Well, the first 2 years of my course is the same as Medicine. So, maybe I can help you? I said maybe!

I don't really know Lucy, I've heard her mentioned a lot but I've not seen her post for ages. Does she still post?

I dinnae think so Bob. She's not posted for ages.

Bob, have you tried one of the online medical help sites?
Or give the nhs helpline a ring.

Floopy. Is Pillock coming back? If not, are you going to change your signature? Just asking.

Pillock came back, but she was costing more to feed than I was earning in SOMs, so I dumped her back in the adoption centre.

And no, I can't be arsed to change my signature :bag:

Do you need a sponsor? I'm quite flush at the moment.

Nah, my heart's not in it right now - I've temporarily lost my bloodlust.:bag:

Thanks for the offer though

You're welcome. How were the sausages?

rather nice actually, although indigestion is a permanent state of affairs at the moment so I'm sure I'll suffer later:glare:

ah, the heartburn, the reflux ... oh the joys of those last few weeks!

Hey Coastie - nice to see you back - I thought you'd got lost or something!:D

Hey Coastie - nice to see you back - I thought you'd got lost or something!:D

Aliens...very traumatic....can't talk about it here...they are still watching me! :bag:

CAT.......

those invoices will not pay themselves you know!!

Get off here and do some bloody work!!

We need to make the week a least a little bit productive

CAT.......

those invoices will not pay themselves you know!!

Get off here and do some bloody work!!

We need to make the week a least a little bit productive


I've opened the post and am now sat here with the headcount in my hands to give to our leader. I dare not move.

Next week we will be on fire.

PS I've eaten all your rivita's - where did you put the primula?

I've opened the post and am now sat here with the headcount in my hands to give to our leader. I dare not move.

Next week we will be on fire.

PS I've eaten all your rivita's - where did you put the primula?

I am soooo not surprised at this!

It's at the back of the fridge!

Dol....I thought you were going to open a thread esspecially designated to your new cat when you got it...read page one (or two but your first entry anyway) in the 'It don't need it's own thread' thread! :wacko:

Dol....I thought you were going to open a thread esspecially designated to your new cat when you got it...read page one (or two but your first entry anyway) in the 'It don't need it's own thread' thread! :wacko:

how kind of you to remember!

I shall be opening such a thread next week when I get my photos back from the developers ... you see it's going go be illustrated an everyfink!

The cat though is absolutely gorgeous although he's been sick a few times!!! and the other night instead of locking him OUT of the front room (cos the hamster's in there) I locked him IN the front room and so I had a pile of poo to clean up!!!

But we are learning to live with each other. He really is a lovely cat.

I am at University.

I am going clubbing a lot. And drinking a lot.

I am contracting freshers' flu.

I am tired.

I am going to a wine party now.

Jolly good.

cheerio!

Never mind Scooby. It'll all be over in four years.

:thumbsup:

I am at University.

I am going clubbing a lot. And drinking a lot.

I am contracting freshers' flu.

I am tired.

I am going to a wine party now.

Jolly good.

cheerio!

It's a hard life isn't it? :closedeye

I am at University.

I am going clubbing a lot. And drinking a lot.

I am contracting freshers' flu.

I am tired.

I am going to a wine party now.

Jolly good.

cheerio!


Oi Scoobster - does that mean that you'll not have any time for us now! Boo hoo.

I miss your witty posts.

Oi Scoobster - does that mean that you'll not have any time for us now! Boo hoo.

I miss your witty posts.

Hmm, well yes - but I managed the odd one whilst travelling and I'm managing the odd one now.

I couldn't bring myself to drink at the wine party - I overdosed on Nurofen earlier and felt a bit strange. SHAME ON ME.

In other news, I'm doing electives in pop music - hurrah!

cheerio!

Scooooooooooby! Get Into Chat. Now!!!!

Electives in pop music, wow that sounds fabby:thumbsup:


Good to see you around again.

Good to see you Scoobs :thumbsup:

Glad to hear you are enjoying uni so far! Have you bumped in to Mars yet?

Rachel, you have the same avatar as JakeyBoy. Are you related?

:wallbash:

Buzz, thanks for the dance last night. I shall keep practising. :)




:fireman:

Rachel, you have the same avatar as JakeyBoy. Are you related?

:wallbash:

Maybe Rachel's his teacher:unsure:

Well, I've fixed Mr. Ms' Red Beans and Rice for Potluck at work tomorrow. Even made some cornbread, he should be impressed. Working on laundry...oh how I hate it. Got us some chicken and dressing fixed for supper, it's in the oven finishing up. I sweating to death!! Actually, Southern Belles don't sweat they glow or glisten or some d@mn thing. I'M BURNING UP!!! I have cleaned as I cooked so hardly any dishes to wash. Hopefully I can get finished with 'Rebus' book and start on 'Outlander' book tonight. Anyway people of SO, toodles. I don't want to be on with the 'guests' tonight b/c I don't know if I'll have anybody to hold my hand. Well, see y'all tomorrow. xo msgirl :laugh: :heart:

Gotta go cook. This domestic goddess job is not 'working' for me...I will check in later with the lurkers as company (the "Guests") as no one will be up. Catch up to y'all later. xo msgirl :blink:

Me and 21 guests last night MSgirl!!

Quite a party :laugh:

Did you get any names, numbers??? Any lunch dates coming up? That's what I keep hoping for...heeheehee. :laugh:

Me and 21 guests last night MSgirl!!

Quite a party :laugh:
Well, I'm leaving the 18 guests here by thier lonesome. I'm off to read and finish laundry. See y'all tomorrow. Nighty-night. msgirl

It looks like some of the guests have gone to bed too, as I am here on my lonesome with only 14 guests for company! :laugh:

I think Abi must have worn them out :naughty:

I think Abi must have worn them out :naughty:

Your just jealous Fee :devil:

Patsy, who is this McFayden character you're 2 timing Owen with and what's Owen think of all this?? :shocking:

Mazza - did you have a good holiday?

BUZZ I LOVE YOUR NEW STAPLER IT'S REALLY FAB!

BUZZ I LOVE YOUR NEW STAPLER IT'S REALLY FAB!

Its not hers..ITS OURS!

Its not hers..ITS OURS!

Cat I think you need to face the truth, it is Buzz's Stapler! :unsure:

If you are nice to her she might let you use it!

Patsy, who is this McFayden character you're 2 timing Owen with and what's Owen think of all this?? :shocking:

It's the new Mr Darcy in Pride & Prejudice, M. He is a dish and no mistake. Clive's away at the moment and a girl gets lonely......... :devil:

Cat I think you need to face the truth, it is Buzz's Stapler! :unsure:

If you are nice to her she might let you use it!

I wouldn't Buzz.....she'll abuse it and then you'll be sorry! :unsure:

PJ, I see Cat hasn't found you yet...you're still posting and not in the hospital!!! :unsure:

PJ, I see Cat hasn't found you yet...you're still posting and not in the hospital!!! :unsure:
Yes but I have been viciously evicted from her dountdown thread. It's ok, I'm getting over it :cry:

Yes but I have been viciously evicted from her dountdown thread. It's ok, I'm getting over it :cry:
eviction versus a painful beating...eviction sounds better dearie!!!

Originally Posted by ilovesurvivor
Cat I think you need to face the truth, it is Buzz's Stapler!

If you are nice to her she might let you use it!

I wouldn't Buzz.....she'll abuse it and then you'll be sorry! :unsure:

I think I shall let her use under supervision only. I have had a lovely day with it today... :smartie:

Yes but I have been viciously evicted from her dountdown thread. It's ok, I'm getting over it :cry:

Come rest your head on my bosum and recover my sweet little Scotsman! :wub:

PJ, that is an offer you cannot refuse!

PJ, I don't know how you will make it with this comfort offered...but you better be looking over your shoulder :devil:

I'm off today. I'm just about to start tyding up this pit I call my house and something occurred to me. As my usual gardening consultant is off-line, could someone please advise when is the best time to trim my forsythia bush?

I understand it's best to wait until it's not budding and cut it back. Trouble is, there seem to be piggin buds all over it. What should I do?

half past eleven in the evening when it is a full moon, be sure to wear pink gloves.


hope this advice is if use until the "expert" gets back!

You don't seem to be taking my plight seriously Dol. Have you seen the state of my bush?

Patsy, who is this McFayden character you're 2 timing Owen with and what's Owen think of all this?? :shocking:


Brian McFayden ... used to be married to Kerry Atomic Kitten bird ... am I right Patsy? you love him, you want to marry him.....

You don't seem to be taking my plight seriously Dol. Have you seen the state of my bush?

unfortunately yes I have ... next time you take a ferry journey with me we will both stay on the lower deck out of the wind!

Stop it now! Look. Just look at it!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/Patsy271/forsythia2.jpg

Now do you see my plight?

Blimey - it makes my eyes hurt looking at your bush .... its all foggy :blink:

You're bush is a right mess, Patsy.

I just prune my forsythia when I think it's messy. It survives the slaughter every year at any time. :laugh:

You're bush is a right mess, Patsy.

Precisely my point, PJ! Well thanks to Tigger anyway for the first sensible response to my problem. Now when you say prune........ :unsure:

Thanks Patsy! :thumbsup: Looking good! :D

You're welcome. You like my overgrown bush, then, do you? :wink2:

Oh yes, very nice. :unsure:

Tigereye - Clear Out Your BOX!!!

:sick: :unsure:

Buzzoomba - as you now have a rather handsome signature, might I suggest a change of profile. How about "Stapleuse"? Rather exotic, I think.

Buzzoomba - as you now have a rather handsome signature, might I suggest a change of profile. How about "Stapleuse"? Rather exotic, I think.
Thank you for that suggestion Patsywatsy I shall go and change it forthwith....

That's a single s and an e at the end, love.

That's a single s and an e at the end, love.
Humble apologies.......it's sorted now :blush:

Good girl. Any time you want to be patronised, I'm your woman. :wink_kiss

So they don't call you Patronising Patsy for nothing then eh? :cool:

I know my place :mellow:

It makes her feel better.

Amongst other things, I'm sure. Let me think, there's Pedantic, Petulant, Patronising, Provocative, Persistent, Petty, Pernickety......

Hooray Buzz, thou are not signatureless anymore!!!! Loverly stapler btw. Are you monitoring Cat's usage or has she even been allowed to work it yet??? :bag:

Bob - your box is full.

Hope your cat gets on OK at the vet, SF.

Hooray Buzz, thou are not signatureless anymore!!!! Loverly stapler btw. Are you monitoring Cat's usage or has she even been allowed to work it yet??? :bag:
Oh I am absolutely monitoring it!!

She nearly gave me a heart attack yesterday.......I arrived at work and she was hiding and the stapler was on the desk and she had........ :cry: she had....... I can hardly bring myself to say it........BROKEN IT!! :cry: :cry:

I did manage to fix it though. She was being too rough with it whilst trying to refill the staples....she gave no thought for it and tried to ram too many new staples into it. I advised her and told her to be more careful in future.

BUT the really bad part was she tried to blame the Head Teacher for it :shocking:

Buzz have you ever wondered if you need to get a more exciting job?!

Buzz have you ever wondered if you need to get a more exciting job?!
No! :shocking: My job is very exciting.

Do you think I should get a more exciting job?

Well yes I do ... preferably one where the excitement doesn't revolve around a stapler or if it does at least make it a more attractive looking one!

Well yes I do ... preferably one where the excitement doesn't revolve around a stapler or if it does at least make it a more attractive looking one!
Excuse me Mrs my life is ooohh so exciting. I don't think you really appreciated the quality of the stapler. Looks, Dolores are not everything in life, although actually the stapler in the flesh 'so to speak' is very good looking, it has become more than a stapler, it is my friend, the one thing that gets me through the tiresome task of sending out newsletters to parents who would rather not read them, but ring up the school at the most inconvenient times (usually when I am on SO or Cat is on ebay) to ask stupid questions about things that were detailed in the newsletter that their little cherub took home from school the day before.

and breathe.....

So there you go Dolores...my stapler is my friend, not just a piece of office equipment.

ok now I'm officially worried and concerned not only for your sanity but also for the safety of the other "stapler" users in the office. If I was yuor boss I would take away your all singing all dancing stapler and get you right back to the manual ones. I just hope to god that you aren't allowed to use sharpened pencils ... wax crayons only for you I think!

ok now I'm officially worried and concerned not only for your sanity but also for the safety of the other "stapler" users in the office. If I was yuor boss I would take away your all singing all dancing stapler and get you right back to the manual ones. I just hope to god that you aren't allowed to use sharpened pencils ... wax crayons only for you I think!
Are you now saying I am insane?

This goes from bad to worse....frying pan to fire Dolores, that where you are headed!!!

I am going to take my child to school now......yes, they let me have children aswell :devil:

SF ... is Scabs the name of your cat or its affliction.

Tiggs - you're box is full luv, clean it out :blink:

ok ok. sheesh. :laugh:

SF ... is Scabs the name of your cat or its affliction.

affliction

affliction

more details please? where are these scabs? my new cat has had a scab on his head already ... boys!

is your cat a fighter or a lover?

Just saw your new signature Buzz - brilliant! :laugh:

Just saw your new signature Buzz - brilliant! :laugh:
Why thank you Pj.....glad you like it :blush:

Buzz will highlight this post and flaunt it under cats nose for a long long time!! :laugh:

Syangmouse, your post count is currently 666 :devil:
That is all.

Why thank you Pj.....glad you like it :blush:

Buzz will highlight this post and flaunt it under cats nose for a long long time!! :laugh:

Ahem.......... :glare:

Bella!!!

Turn the television off NOW!!

And walk sloooowly away from the set :laugh:

I know, I know!! :laugh: I have been working hard all last night,and this morning! I deserve a break! You task-master, you!

Thanks Fee for giving me a that jolt! I am off to pick Fanny Adams from the nursery anyway!

Bye-bye!

Has anyone seen Floopy lately? Just wondering how baby Norris is coming along.

Oi! Baby Theophilus is doing just fine thankyouforasking

Floooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop s!

Glad to hear it, oh blossoming one. And how is Mummy? Are you looking after yourself? Enough biscuits in the cupboard in case of emergencies?

Goodnight fellow vampires!


zzzzzzzzzz for me :bye:

I'm right behind you Fee, but I have 'stuff' to do. Night-night Blink and Northern Angel and 'Guests'. Tomorrow is another day...Thursday!! :)

DOLORES
:assshake: :assshake: :assshake:

Why?

Because I can! :devil:

OOOOOH, you are SO BAD Coaster!! Dol's gonna get you!!:applause:

Does anyone else think H's avatar is just HOT looking??? :naughty: Or have I become delusional over an animated picture??:unsure:

Does anyone else think H's avatar is just HOT looking??? :naughty: Or have I become delusional over an animated picture??:unsure:

You need help dear...serious help! :surrender:

Dolly is ignoring me!

do you think she's really ignoring you?? and I'm going for help...Monday!:unsure:

Do you think TE and Urk are drunk and burnt to a crisp in Portugal yet?? :sun:

Do you think TE and Urk are drunk and burnt to a crisp in Portugal yet?? :sun:


I bet TE is a nice shade of Lobster......

and suffering with a bad head after over doing the booze last night, but never fear, she is a true Celt so will be looking for the hair of the dog to sort herself out :laugh:

At least she is away from all the rain we are getting....:wink2:

We got all clouded over and lightning and thunder...and NO RAIN!!:sad: We need it really badly!