I don't mean the joke is six years old, though it might be - no, it's one my six year old darlin' told me yesterday.

Two sausages were frying in a pan.
First sausage says: "Cor, it's hot in here."
What did the other sausage say?
(You say - 'I don't know')
A: "Blimey, a talking sausage!"

Awww. I bet that was hilarious though??

I think it's quite funny too! Even as an 18 year old! :laugh:

I always loved that joke SF......

Next time return the chuckle assault with the fish joke....

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fshhh


I always loved that one as a kid....still do in fact!