Which way round should it be? :pooh:

Against the wall.

I learned this at my mother's knee, and I quote 'Don't hang the loo roll that way darling; it's how the domestics do it in hotels...'

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And of course hotels do it that way to save money as apparently less gets pulled off. I prefer to be generous in the bog-sheet-availability stakes.

Oh what a lovely trivial thread :thumbsup:

I'm afrad that fr me, it has to be with the sheets beng pulled away from the wall. I know, I've bvusy a tidwad, and a bit of a dmestc at heart....

But actually, I'm pretty anal abuot the positon ofthe loo roll ('scuse the pun), and will change the postion of the loo roll in friends houses, at work, on client pemises etc. etc.....

Against the wall for me too :thumbsup:

Karen H! Are you drunk at 2pm in the afternoon??!! :w00t: I can just about make out that post! :laugh:

For me it's the sheet hanging over the roll, coming over and not under. And as mentioned before like Karenh I will change it in people's houses etc. I don't have a reason for it being that way, it's just the way I like it!

Karen H! Are you drunk at 2pm in the afternoon??!! :w00t: I can just about make out that post! :laugh:

LMAO! :laugh:

No! Its too early yet - even for me!

Because of my crippled state, Mr H has decided to be helpful and tidy the house. This included polishing the PC keyboard. Unfortuantely, the keys are now sticking a bit.

Best wait till it dries before posting anything else. This reply has taken ages to do accurately.

The only pet hate I have with regards this subject (actually it's two pet hates) is:

1) When people don't replce the empty roll

or

2) When people get another roll out of the cupboard but don't put it on the holder....

Oh I could :boxing: people that do that sometimes...

Away from the wall. I put this down to the fact that I don't like the thought of the loo roll being dragged down the wall but logic tells me that it rubs against the wall whatever way you put it :sad:

A good loo roll tip if you've got young kids in the house (or if you're a bit tight - lol) Bash the loo roll so that the centre cardboard is in an oval shape instead of round. Kids can't accidentally pull off yards and yards :)

A good loo roll tip if you've got young kids in the house (or if you're a bit tight - lol) Bash the loo roll so that the centre cardboard is in an oval shape instead of round. Kids can't accidentally pull off yards and yards :)

You mean you don't just beat them until they submit to the 2 for a wee three for a poo rule? :pooh:

Well I would be most peeved if someone came in to my house and changed which way around my toilet roll hung.....

Ok if they had to put a new one on to hang it the way they like it, but to change one in mid roll (so to speak) is imo a little bit rude :ohmy:

Hmmmm...note to self...when visiting Ils house switch the loo roll round! :naughty:

You mean you don't just beat them until they submit to the 2 for a wee three for a poo rule? :pooh:

Oooh no, I positively encourage more than 3 for a poo - much better than washing "skiddies".

I just hate it when they do the Andrex puppy thing with it then shove it all down the loo so it blocks up :glare:

Hmmmm...note to self...when visiting Ils house switch the loo roll round! :naughty:

This is fighting talk, I will see you behind the bike sheds, come armed and ready :gunsmilie

Oooh no, I positively encourage more than 3 for a poo - much better than washing "skiddies".

I just hate it when they do the Andrex puppy thing with it then shove it all down the loo so it blocks up :glare:

You can avoid the skid marks if you simply adopt the correct technique :smartie:

Ils....Birng ya handbag love n I'll bash ya hair do sideways! :boxing:

You can avoid the skid marks if you simply adopt the correct technique :smartie:

Well, I'm half inclined to ask for a lesson but not sure I really want to know.

I also have to have those "moist" wipes too, not having the luxury of a bidet.

Belching & farting and drinking all the wine & spewing on the axminster carpet, NOW I would consider rude but changing the toilet roll..........nah, I wouldn't class it as rude! Just a bit of jiggery-pokery and a needy obsession to switch it round! Plus, it makes the friend wonder who done it!! :w00t: And what's a bit of changing the loo roll round between friends eh? :thumbsup:

Oooh Bella!!

Shame on you :laugh:

I'm afrad that fr me, it has to be with the sheets beng pulled away from the wall. I know, I've bvusy a tidwad, and a bit of a dmestc at heart....

But actually, I'm pretty anal abuot the positon ofthe loo roll ('scuse the pun), and will change the postion of the loo roll in friends houses, at work, on client pemises etc. etc.....

anal or not, sticking keys or not - your speech is slurred, your eyes are glazed, your breath smells of alcohol - you are drunk KarenH!! :wink2:

I, in all honesty, don't really care. And if I delve further into the truth I will find that I don't have a loo roll holder, nope!! My loo rolls reside in a 1930's potty on a box beside the loo!

Away from the wall for me. While we are on this subject I found the answer to something that has puzzled me, men often leave skiddys on the back of the loo and women very rarely do.

I had always assumed it was because men very rarely have problems with constipation so therfore their motions are looser but the answer seems to lie in position. I happened to be in the bathroom whilst Mr M was having a poo and noticed that he sits back much further on the toilet than me its obvious really as he has to tuck his toddle and two in whereas I perch nearer the front. Just thought I would share that observation with you all.

Oooh Bella!!

Shame on you :laugh:

I am receiving therapy Fee. I need help & support at this emotional time! :bag:

Hanging loo roll in a certain way, it not my only problem though.......

Mr B got a severe dressing down when he returned from Sainsburys with green toilet roll!!!! I didn't care if it was on special offer, it did not match my peach and lilac bathroom! However my therapist was relieved to hear that I no longer go around with a bag with various colours of toilet just in case I happen to come across a bathroom that does not have colour co-ordinated toilet roll.............my last therapist helped to control that! :w00t: :w00t:

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...and they say romance is dead :ninja:


(That was in response to maz)

I am receiving therapy Fee. I need help & support at this emotional time! :bag:

Hanging loo roll in a certain way, it not my only problem though.......

Mr B got a severe dressing down when he returned from Sainsburys with green toilet roll!!!! I didn't care if it was on special offer, it did not match my peach and lilac bathroom! However my therapist was relieved to hear that I no longer go around with a bag with various colours of toilet just in case I happen to come across a bathroom that does not have colour co-ordinated toilet roll.............my last therapist helped to control that! :w00t: :w00t:

Green!! I'd have divorced him...:cool2:

Just thought I would share that observation with you all.

Maz thank you from the bottom of my heart - what a delightful picture you conjure up!!:blink:

While we are on this subject I found the answer to something that has puzzled me, men often leave skiddys on the back of the loo and women very rarely do.

I had always assumed it was because men very rarely have problems with constipation so therfore their motions are looser but the answer seems to lie in position. I happened to be in the bathroom whilst Mr M was having a poo and noticed that he sits back much further on the toilet than me its obvious really as he has to tuck his toddle and two in whereas I perch nearer the front. Just thought I would share that observation with you all.

It might be obvious but it never occured to me either as I have always wondered why as well :wacko: :pooh: :laugh:

I always just assumed it was the loo brush doesn't come with half a dozen buttons to press, or a remote control, and is therefore deemed too lowly to use.

Either that or they leave it for the Faecal Fairy to deal with...

Men are also more capable of doing u-bend jammers! :pooh:

Oh and the heavier the poo the more likely it is to skid mark the bottom of the pan....:smartie:

Loose poo simply splashes up the sides but is quickly rinsed away in the flush....Lovely!

I always just assumed it was the loo brush doesn't come with half a dozen buttons to press, or a remote control, and is therefore deemed too lowly to use.

Either that or they leave it for the Faecal Fairy to deal with...

I am with Kim & Aggie on the old loo brush front! Ditch them and get on your hands & knees to give to toilet a good old clean and scrub, dear don't tickle! You can bin the rubber gloves and wash the cloths but that loo brush keeps whatever was there in the first place...........urgh!!! :pooh: :sick:

And Maz, only just read your post! And I thought it was just kids that interupted the men on the house when they were on the throne! :laugh:

Anyone notice that the smell of poo isn't as bad when its your own....I mean follow someone else and it's like...poooey! :sick: :pooh:

Coastie, you didn't put the option that my hubby prefers......just placing a new loo roll on top of the old empty one and not changing it :w00t:
I hate it when he does that.

for me the roll has to be away from the wall, it's just so much easier to get hold of, no fiddling around the back of the wall for the paper, it's just hanging there nicely, waiting to be gathered in hand for use.

Forward facing resentation is the only way to go, you bash your knuckles on the wall otherwise!

And I would also change it in someone else's house/hotels/pubs etc.

I have to interrupt him sometimes as he takes so bluddy long. Thats another thing that men seem to do, me I need a poo go and have one and out only stay a while if I am constipated.

He stays in there for ages so I assume he can't have been ready to go before he went in. We don't have a separate loo so sometimes I need to get in there to have my shower or clean my teeth and can't wait until he has finished his marathon.

Agreed Maz!!! And why do they insist on reading while pooing!??? :pooh:

He stays in there for ages so I assume he can't have been ready to go before he went in.

It's a man thing Maz :w00t:

Agreed Maz!!! And why do they insist on reading while pooing!??? :pooh:

I do that...I get bored just pooing....and what's more it's a truely inspirational place the loo ya know...some of my best plot twists and ideas have popped into my head as my poos have plopped into the loo! :w00t:

I couldn't give a :pooh: what way it faces!!!


I also read in the bathroom, send texts from there and do the occasional dump that jams the u-bend!


I didn't even know there was a right way and wrong round to hang the paper until I saw people mention it on here a while back! ... am I uncultured?

Gosh Dol...you been nicking my toilet habits again luv! I text from the loo too..and have on occasion drunk a cuppa whilst reading a book....

When it comes to being uncultured all I can say is the closest I get to culture is a yogart and that's not very often!