Thanks for the welcomes. I know that you gotta join in to get there. As a newbie, most of the threads are a couple of pages long and are well into their genre and hard to get into the jist of ... so maybe thats why some new members don't get stuck in there, specially if they are on a prehistoric dial up like moi.

I'm being V. cheeky and asking who's who and what goes, and how long it goes lmfao ! From reading some threads most of you go back a long way.

Anyway. I'm female. 41. No kids. Drink at lot. Like watchin telly. Like eating jelly, talk utter asterisks ..........................

Hi WooWoo!

I'm 19, single and unemployed.

Oh dear.

You seem like a jolly young lady! I'm not jolly at the moment, because I had to stay inside all day and do university related things. But it's started raining now, so I don't mind so much about being inside.

cheerio!

Hi WooWoo,

I think I will just tell you about myself and let everyone else introduce themselves.

I'm female, 44 years of age with 3 teenage children, I enjoy drinking, chatting, watching TV, watching sport (especially football) and have recently taken up Salsa dancing! I have been here since 2001.

Hey Woowoo :w00t: , welcome to SO.

Do what the rest of us do, ignore the first few pages of any thread and just take off from wherever you want - be as contraversial as you can too :bag:

Hey Woowoo,
I'd take Floopy's advice if I were you :w00t:

Okay Floop, I will jump headlong in ... and try and be contraversial and await the goat!

Woo

ps: scoob ... meet me on the corner when the lights are going dim :naughty:

Anyway. I'm female. 41. No kids. Drink at lot. Like watchin telly. Like eating jelly, talk utter asterisks ..........................
I have a feeling you are going to fit in here quite nicely. :w00t:

Hey Woowoo....by your description of yourself it seems as tho you will fit in well here! ;)

Welcome to the boards....I'm 22, just graduated from college, and enjoy reality tv, running, swimming, reading, etc.

Hi Woowoo and welcome. I am 51 female and live on the south coast. I have 2 sons in their 30's and 4 grandchildren. Sounds boring but I try not to be.

As you can tell from her avatar - she isn't!

I'm the same age as you, married with two boys aged 10 and 12. I do work full time, but am usually logged in all day! Only been here since March, but no longer have a real life.

PS - Floopy is really a man called Bryn. :shocking:

ps: scoob ... meet me on the corner when the lights are going dim :naughty:

I'm waiting in the dark, WooWoo for heaven's sake. The streetlamps have been broken by evil pikeys with stones and it's begun to hail.

Bring a mackintosh if you decide to come out.

cheerio!

Watch out for his wooden leg, WooWoo!

Hi Woowoo, I am 37 & have 1 daughter & 1 stepson - 11 & 21. I work full time so don't get on as often as I like & love reality TV, drinking, dancing etc etc.

Looking forward to talking to you

Hi Woo-woo, fab name! Are you Lulu with a lisp? :w00t:

I am 37, live in Edinburgh. Have 2 daughters aged 7 and 2, they keep me busy most of the time. I make my own jewellery at home.

Hi Woo-woo

I'm 49 - a teacher and I live in Aberdeen - I've two sons one of 19 - who has just moved into his own flat - and one of 16 - who hasn't and two cats. I enjoy the theatre - mainly from the backstage point of view and music.

Also wine, beer, cider, whisky and gin:beer::wine:

LMAO! @ Bella & LuLu with a lisp :w00t:

Thanks for taking time out to introduce yourselves ! appreciated :thumbsup:

Scoob .... I was leaning on the lampost ... till a certain little voddie walked by ... and a copper with an alsation .......... goodbye suede shoes and reputation.

Wooooo Wooo !

Hi WooWoo.

I am 46 with five children aged 24,20,18,16,10.
I am rich,handsome, and hung like a donkey - with a sense of humour that gets me in trouble a lot.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0703/secrets33/thhelllo.gif and http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0703/secrets33/thwelcome.gif

I am rich,handsome, and hung like a donkey
And yes, his nose is always growing like that...

:w00t:

LOL

Welcome WooWoo

I am 43, an ageing hippy with a belly piercing, I drink stella, zinfandel and margaritas and eat kebabs..,and anything else thats vaguely edible.....have a lovely but slightly crazy horse, three spoiled cats, one husband with the patience of a saint and one groovy jazz-rock musician son who is almost a foot taller than me.
I like music, gigs and travelling, and paint a lot.
I also stay up late :)

Have fun here Woo Woo!
M

LOL @ Bella too - Lulu with a lisp!!! :laugh: Woo woo great to meet you - I am 42, married, 2 sons, just got myself a new job, 3 dogs, 1 duck, lots of chickens and have the very very odd glass of wine, but only after 3pm [and 11am on a sunday!!].

You are going to fit in here like a nun in a convent!!!:w00t:

Hi Woo Woo!

I'm 42, single woman with an 11 year old son who keeps me entertained ... and poor.

I hope you enjoy posting here. :bye:

Hi Woo Woo.
Welcome.I'm fairly new too...and still finding my feet.And my voice.
I'm 20 something...work in Dublin, love music and Football.(Not soccer tho'.)
Not really a fan of rality tv but I was HOOKED by celebrity love island.
This board highly entertaining, everyone's a tad mad.
Way Hay! :bye:

Herro Woo Woo!!

I'm 44 [ and now depressed after typing that - and so early on a friday :cry:]
I work full time, spent mostly trying to avoid work, love socialising, [ok, drinking then:glare: ] music, painting, reading, strangling small animals and reality tv.

I'm engaged [yeh, right - at my age:bag: ] to a minor celebrity called Urk, and we're irish.

Cead Mile Failte!

te

WooWoo...love the name :thumbsup:

Welcome to the board :hug:.....hope you enjoy a long and fulfilling life as a poster here! :bye:

I am Coastie...and I am addicted to Survivor Online...my last fix is er ongoing....I have made many imaginery freinds here although some have tried to convince me they are real people.....In the case of a few I am still not convinced.....I believe that the world is enclosed in a giant oyster shell and that if you run into someone hard enough you can merge and become as once with them....There are two moons in the night sky but due to control rays from the master controller we can only see one (the boss lives on the other)....

If you want to know more you can contact me through... Pleasehelpmemymindisscrambled.com

Thanks everyone for taking the time to say hello ... my connection went nips up soon after registering ... I'm sure it's just a co-incidence/alcohol influence :naughty:

Just what I was thinking Coastie ... run into em hard enough and you end up with two pearls .... keep on bashing and you end up with a necklace ... I often see two moons .... must move that mirror :ohmy:

Thanks again for the welcome (the one hundred thousand welcomes Tig) ... now where was I LOL!

woo

Anyway. I'm female. 41. No kids. Drink at lot. Like watchin telly. Like eating jelly, talk utter asterisks ..........................

WooWoo, your credentials areexemplary. You've got the job.

Don't worry about people going back a long time. I've been here for what feels like eons, and I still haven't persuaded Coastie that you can get treatment on the NHS these days.

I've been here for what feels like eons, and I still haven't persuaded Coastie that you can get treatment on the NHS these days.

That's because you are not a real person...you have been sent onto this forum by the boss to spy on me...you are a giggly bug wart the most feared of cyber spies....yes I know...I know...I know all about you Noxie...all about you! Wahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa.... :w00t:

Now where did I leave my cup of PG and Rich Tea biscuit....