Groucho
16-08-2005, 09:43 PM
A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath.
One of them was washing her private area and noticed
that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her.
They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened,
telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex
will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband was sceptical, but they assured that they'd close the
curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart
rate.
The nurses ran back into the room. "My goodness, what happened?!!!"
The husband said, "I'm not sure maybe she choked?"
Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath.
One of them was washing her private area and noticed
that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her.
They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened,
telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex
will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband was sceptical, but they assured that they'd close the
curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart
rate.
The nurses ran back into the room. "My goodness, what happened?!!!"
The husband said, "I'm not sure maybe she choked?"