I hope no one finds this too crass, but I have a quaint tradition of having one of these threads on every forum I patronize. I like to mark the time and date of an impending movement.

True, true... perhaps I am being a bit hasty in setting this up since I just registered but I do trust that you'll extend me this little novelty so I'll feel right at home.

I don't mind if others would like to participate here and mark their own movements but if there's something wrong with your plumbing and you have excessive movements, I would suggest that you only post a daily synopsis so you don't clutter this thread up with too much crap.

Please don't take this initial message as me having an impending release. I just like to be prepared in case I do visit this place in the future and the urge strikes me.



Yours expectantly Fred.

I'm not telling my hubby about this thread otherwise he'd take over it.

yes me and Andrea's husband need no extra encouragement to talk about our bowel movements !!

I would like to have one to talk about and when it does happen the turtle head scenario its always halfway round Tesco or in the middle of an interesting conversation or when there is no loo for at least a half mile radius.

Go on Maz fess up have you ever cacked your pants?

Not since I was four but came very close when in labour after an enema had been shoved up my jacksy. Thankfully they had desisted from this barbaric practice by the time I had my second child.

Now if you are talking peeing them in recent years I fess up.

LARF!!!

Do you know I so nearly took a picture of the poo in the potty yesterday, it was branded around the house so all the family could admire and coo, seemed such a shame when we flushed it down the loo.

My own movements are within minutes of waking up and thats usually it. Proper ones anyway, there are other times I have to rush to the loo but thats not for here, more for the ailments thread.

I hope this thread is still going when Patsy returns, she really is the queen of the quest.

Maz - turtle head :laugh:

LARF!!! Maz - turtle head :laugh:

My eldest is oft heard screaming 'Mother drive faster I am touching cloth!!!'

Thankfully he means his pants and not the car seats!!

I generally have a very satisfying bowel movement between 0730+0930 each morning (depending on when I get up) - however today is one of those rare examples of when I shall be doing a Thora Herd later in the day. :blink:

Well I'm up for anything, and if you really want to know, it's two cups of coffee and three cigs first thing in the morn ... unless of course the morning is a few hours late coz of a late night then its immediately upon waking especially if I have been dreaming the toilet with no doors dream :sick:

Oh that reminds me Woo...I had a dream last night where I had to travel miles down various tunnels of a kinda under ground shopping complex or train station nature (lots of grey concrete) following signs for the toilets....I finally found them and woke up needing a wee! :blink:

I generally have a very satisfying bowel movement between 0730+0930 each morning (depending on when I get up) - however today is one of those rare examples of when I shall be doing a Thora Herd later in the day. :blink:

So still a TH then Coastie I say this cos thats what I put on msn to crit when we are chatting and I suddenly feel the need.

'phone call from me mother loosens the bowels every time.

Scared Sh!tless or bored sh!tless ... she can do it.

woo

A text from my freind makes me poot and a phone call alsways moves my bowels...it has become a standing joke... :blink:

I've had a tommy tit this morning though!

I had a rather pleasing Thora earlier, this dosn't often happen due to condition so I am feeling quite pleased with myself.

On topic, how many different ways are there of expressing this occurance?

Lets start a list, come on.

Thora Hurd

phone call alsways moves my bowels...

me too! just ask maxine the amount of times I'd had to put the phone down and dash off to the toilet! ... or even worse the times I've been on the cordless phone and she's heard the whooosh of the chain being pulled!

I had a friend like this to, she'd get a cup of coffee, a fag, bring the phone over to the comfy chair, start dialling and BINGO!!

I reckon there are others out there too Coastie!

Mind you most things make me need to go to the toilet ...

I had a rather pleasing Thora earlier, this dosn't often happen due to condition so I am feeling quite pleased with myself.

On topic, how many different ways are there of expressing this occurance?

Lets start a list, come on.

Thora Hurd

Tom Tit

Pony and Trap

Dump ..... My personal favourite not funny or original but it says it all!

IOn topic, how many different ways are there of expressing this occurance?

Lets start a list, come on.

Thora Hurd


Torpedo Launch (always on a monday)

Squit (always on a saturday)
(rather unfortunate as this was my dads nickname for me :ohmy: )


I knew I joined this forum for a reason :laugh:

woo

You cannae beat the massive bowel movements experienced after a rather heavy night out on the razz. Often referred to as 'alco-poops' up here.

Torpedo Launch (always on a monday)

Squit (always on a saturday)
(rather unfortunate as this was my dads nickname for me :ohmy: )


I knew I joined this forum for a reason :laugh:

woo

Eartha Kitt

You cannae beat the massive bowel movements experienced after a rather heavy night out on the razz. Often referred to as 'alco-poops' up here.

Ohhhh couldn't agree more - see I told you we have loads in common. It's always better because of the dehydration - my favourite one was one sunday morning whilst shopping in Milton Keynes November 2001. We were on our way back from visiting some friends we had met in the summer in Portugal, we had stayed the night and had a reet boozy sess. They lived just near Whipsnade Zoo in a very pretty village.

Good memories - don't get many of them to the pound anymore sadly.

Tommy Tit
Thora Herd
Pony & Trap
Eartha Kitt
Torpedo Launch
Squits
Alco-poops
Dump

*Pebble Dash
*Log Trot
*Quality Time (I like to say I'm off to have some quality time...basically 20mins alone without interruption)
*Haz Nav (to perfrom an act that when flushed will cause a hazzard to ships!)
*Donkey Doo
* Number 2