Coastie looks and see's that a table leg is missing and that there is a trail of blood leading into the gents....several pint glasses are smashed on the floor and Buzz is lying near to unconscious on her side in a small pool of champers...she is muttering something about him deserving it ....

Oookaaay....does anyone want to explain what's been going on here? :glare:

I saw nothing gov! I was too busy snogging the barman :naughty: :laugh:

I saw nothing gov! I was too busy snogging the barman :naughty: :laugh:


Is that why I have just found his underpants amongst the lemon and lime twists? :mad2:

Is that why I have just found his underpants amongst the lemon and lime twists? :mad2:

Oh is that where they went :blink: :laugh:

We couldn't find them, so he had to go home barebacked :naughty:

Oh is that where they went :blink: :laugh:

We couldn't find them, so he had to go home barebacked :naughty:

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Er Cockney....it was your pants I found! :shocking:

Er Cockney....it was your pants I found! :shocking:



O that’s ok then



Sorry about the skid marks I was quite scared

I wasn't so drunk that I mistook Cockney for the new barman, was I? :shocking: :bag:

I wasn't so drunk that I mistook Cockney was the new barman, was I? :shocking: :bag:

I think that’s what she is trying to say?

I am just going along with I was so drunk last night I don't even remember be in the bar

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I think that’s what she is trying to say?



OMG Floopy will kill me ....... :blink:

You ain't seen me right :bag: :ninja:

OMG Floopy will kill me ....... :blink:

You ain't seen me right :bag: :ninja:

Well it couldn't have been the new incredibly sexy Aussie surf dude bar man...he was with me...so I'm guessing it was Cockney after he started to help out behind the bar because I was struggling to keep up with the demands of Dolores and her alcohol addiction and my new bar man....and as for Buzz!

And yes ILS I have seen you...your not that small that you can hide behind the spider plant love!

I thought it was your other barman Coastie - the English one, you know the tall, dark, handsome one - what's him name now, is it Pete or James? Your aussie one is just not my type, so no worries there!

Ooooo you mean Uncle Norm....no he wasn't on last night....he twisted his ankle table dancing at Cat's big day the other week!

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/1/1_4_85.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB) Ooooo you mean Uncle Norm....no he wasn't on last night....he twisted his ankle table dancing at Cat's big day the other week!

Must have been me then



OK I won't get so drunk tonight so I can remember and savoir it

Ooooo you mean Uncle Norm....

Thats the one Coastie :D


no he wasn't on last night....

Oh! :blush:

Right.....drinks are half price tonight as I made an absolute killing at the snail races last night! :w00t:

Excellent Coastie, well done :D

l'll have a double vodka and j2o please coastie and what ever you'll having :wine:

Sorry but after your disgraceful behaviour last night it's soft drinks only for you Ils.... :glare:

And Buzz still hasn't explained the blood trail into the gents and the missing table leg! :angry:

Sorry but after your disgraceful behaviour last night it's soft drinks only for you Ils.... :glare:


In that case buy your own drinks Coastie :mad:

I'll have a large white wine. The bottle I opened earlier said on the side "fun-loving unpretentious wine" .... why don't blokes have labels like that!

I'll have a large white wine. The bottle I opened earlier said on the side "fun-loving unpretentious wine" .... why don't blokes have labels like that!

You'd find most of them in the vinegar section, Dol.

Buns anyone......freshly cooked hot cross buns...... :wink2:

No thanks Coastie, but a large mug of hot tea would be nice :D

Ils...you do not say no to one of Flips buns! :mad2:

One large tea and a hot cross bun coming up!

Ils...you do not say no to one of Flips buns! :mad2:

One large tea and a hot cross bun coming up!

I do Coastie, it is much to early in the day to eat a bun :sick:

Well look you can always save it for lunch....go on...go on...go on....Flip will be upset otherwise! :mellow:

I'm afraid the booze is the regular price tonight....but all the buns you can eat are free! :w00t:

:drinking: :beer: :wine: :eat:

Just a beer for me Coastie, and one for yourself....

yay.... :beer:

I wonder if the entertainment will turn up tonight? :huh:

I wonder if the entertainment will turn up tonight? :huh:


Who is it Coastie? :funky:

Yes....here she is.......it's Camilla the Human Cannonball...wooo wooo!

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:shocking: :w00t:

Lets hope she doesn't turn up :bag:

:shocking: :w00t:

Lets hope she doesn't turn up :bag:

Erm...she's already here Ils....and she heard that...go and apologise for being so rude! :angry:

Erm...she's already here Ils....and she heard that...go and apologise for being so rude! :angry:

Ooops me and my big mouth :blush: :bag:

A huge glass of red my lovely barpersonage. I am bloomin exhausted...my day has consisted of my usual before dawn rising, college where we were crammed with information to the brim ready for next weeks 2, yes you heard 2 exams. Went for a lovely long run with Basil when got home to clear and unfrazzle the mind...tea is simmering (boys at swimming) so I am having a glass or 3 of wine as most of the rest of the week I will be studying.

Cheers everyone
:w00t:

I shall have a cold beer please. Feel like I havent been on here much recently....must catchup.....

Please let me....there you go...good day at work dear???

Don't leeks smell nice as they are cooking.

good day at work dear???

S hit I tought Mr B had joined the board then!!!! :shocking:

Yes thank you dear......

Not too busy.....

I would like a very very large cream soda with ice cream in, thank you.


We have Her Majesty's Inspectorate coming to work tomorrow, and it ain't gonna be pretty....

Can I come back in yet? I did say sorry for being so rude to Camilla :shutup: :bag:

I would like a very large bacardi with a dash of coke in it if I may, thank you :cool2:

I think I will have just the one tonight would anyone care to join me

I'd love to join you Cockney, as long as you don't expect cyber sex in return :ninja:

I'd love to join you Cockney, as long as you don't expect cyber sex in return :ninja:
hello hunny have you had a nice day

you know you want me

hello hunny have you had a nice day

you know you want me


It was ok, nothing exciting happened....


shhhhhhhh floops might hear and she would have my guts for garters :bag:

You don't think I upset anybody with my little thread do you



I did think I might be breaking an unwritten law



A bit like not mentioning the war in front of the Germans

O thats ok Sallyl wants to know if she would like to join us for a threesome

i will ask her later

You don't think I upset anybody with my little thread do you



I think if you had, you would have been told :w00t:

I think if you had, you would have been told :w00t:

Good that was never my intention


I just want to know who is doing it with who because I am nosey

Good that was never my intention


I just want to know who is doing it with who because I am nosey


Buy me another drink, and I'll tell you all I know :wink_kiss

Buy me another drink, and I'll tell you all I know :wink_kiss

A large one for the lady please

yes just put that away and give her a drink

Ok you have to promise not to tell anyone what I am about to tell you now!

xxxx is doing it with xxxxx

xxxx is doing it with xxxxx

xxxx is doing it with xxxx

And it goes on and on.... just about everyone on the forum is doing it :w00t:

Every one exsept Fecking me that is http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_6_217v.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

You did alright this afternoon with Sally, Cockney :naughty:


I myself can't see the point of it, I would rather have the real thing! :wink2:

You did alright this afternoon with Sally, Cockney :naughty:


I myself can't see the point of it, I would rather have the real thing! :wink2:

I am only jokeing really I am with you

cherrs

xxxx is doing it with xxxxx !!!! Go on with you, I don't believe it! Besides, xxxx told me he was having it away with xxxx.

A nice cup of tea please barperson to help me get over the shock.

so has woody gone then or do you think he will be back

Oh, I reckon he will be back...........no doubt with a new thread "Did You All Miss Me?" :pooh:

Pheweeeeeee...big beer for me please...just surficed from 2 hours studying, thats enough for one night...my brother is here and needs some company.


Is everyone well. :bye:

PJ I love it when you are so masterfull.... :naughty: .

Cat, how can you come here sipping beer when Evagiline is so close to death, all she needs is lettuce leaf, love!! Go on give her one!! ;)

Cat, how can you come here sipping beer when Evagiline is so close to death, all she needs is lettuce leaf, love!! Go on give her one!! ;)
Oh...blah.....hadn't noticed...she is looking a little lean isn't she.

Alright I shall feed her up.

Anothe beer please and one for Bella too....and by the way its not Evagline it's Evangeline.

too....and by the way its not Evagline it's Evangeline.

Ooops, sorry 'bout that!! Cheers for the beer, dear!! :beer:

:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

Drink up my hearties....tis time to drink, dink, drink and be merry before we perform the hornpipe in the presence of the Queen...well Queeenie anyway, if she bothers to pop in that is! :unsure:

Right now here we go!

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Could I have a large whatever please... I have been sat in the hospital ALL day to day with middle buzz who fell from the pe equipment at school and got a lovely concussion for himself. We got home at 7pm from 10.30 this morning!! Ye gods, Kids!!!!


So I am off to bed soon

So I am off to bed soon

What...not staying for the entertainment!

Ho well....here ya go and make sure the youngen puts a bag of peas on his head! :thumbsup:

Right now here we go!

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They are all friggin women Coastie! Get a grip girl.

What you on about...that's you second from the right...you want me to lope you're boobs off or something.....

I'm second from the left....that's Ils to my right and Andrea in the middle and well look at Bella going for it to your left!

Now it's the guys turn......

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FREE GUINESS ALL DAY!

As I shall be at home all day, tending the walking wounded...I shall partake in several pints of gold guiness please....I Thank You

and a Happy St Patricks Day

Wooo woooooooooo Buzz is in da house........

Quick we need more Guiness!

Morning, just a nice hot mug of tea for me please :D

Buzz, how is the walking wounded today?

Morning, just a nice hot mug of tea for me please :D

Buzz, how is the walking wounded today?

He not too bad ils thank you....has a mega headache and feels sick still, but that should wear off soon hopefully. now have to go to school and fill in the incident report form, which will problably give ME a mega headache and nausea!!

Coffee Please I have a slight hangover

Coffee Please I have a slight hangover

lucky you! I haven't had a hangover for ages now! it's not fair.

pass me a bucket of black coffee - not cos i have a hangover just cos I LOVE it at this time of the morning ....also need soemthing to give me a bit of ompf! as I'm late .... caffeiene or do you think something stronger?!

Right now here we go!

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Where on earth did you get a photo of me and my dancing group.

I used to do a very good hornpipe you know:w00t:

I had to pay alot of money Andrea but finally the 'News of the World' sold it to me! :thumbsup:

More Guiness anybody?

:beer: :beer: :beer:

Right...perculator perking....buns in the over cooking....Peej dragged out from under the table and sleeping it off in the function room......state normal at 0400!

:blink:

I only have 20mins left....quick drinks all round before I have to go!

Ok I'll have a beer with you Coastie, and what ever you fancy :beer:

go on Coastie I'll have a quickie. :wink_kiss

Your doing strange hours today aren't you?

I've snuck into the local library in my eagerness to stay awake today...nil on at the cinema ya see and I've already done Starbucks!

I've just seen in the good morning thread that you are in the library.

Just watch out for Dol, she's creeping around there somewhere, any excuse for her to go into Wetherspoons :drinking:

She's a bad influence on me that Dol....


eeek 10mins remaining!

Stop chatting and get drinking girl :beer:

You buying?

I'm drinking!! :beer: :wine: :drinking:

You buying?

I'm drinking!! :beer: :wine: :drinking:

Of course - Cheers :beer:

I see Amndrea has managed to put an end to the say somethiong nice thread! :laugh:

Here have another! :beer:

Okay gotta go now....bye bye! :bye:

I see Amndrea has managed to put an end to the say somethiong nice thread! :laugh:

Here have another! :beer:

Who's Amndrea? oh you mean Andrea, how many have you had Coastie?

Right: it's Friday
it's six o'clock (an hour late techniclly I know)
it's ...............BEER

Anyone care to join me in a drinky or three?? :drinking: :beer:

I will Buzz, I could just do with a :beer:, who is serving tonight? Any idea?

I will Buzz, I could just do with a :beer:, who is serving tonight? Any idea?
God only knows...best sort ourselves out I think.....One beer coming up

I'll have a very long tall glass of perrier and peppermint please :pimp:

It looks like Coastie has left the bar in Cat's hands, not very capable hands I might add. Where the hell is she? :ranting:

I do believe the cat woman is in the building and on her merry way to the bar as we speak...

More beer anyone??

hoorah, where has the old slapper been?

I do believe the cat woman is in the building and on her merry way to the bar as we speak...

More beer anyone??

About time too :wink2:

I never say no to a beer Buzz, you should know that by now :beer: :drinking:

YOUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

ooh big beer please barperson (oh! should it be me....never mind I will help myself).

How are you bloomin well all??? I have been studying like a hound (exam on tuesday) and have had to restrain myself from here. But have done enough for tonight...so lets get at it.....

...any news???? :wink2:

Welcome back, me old trout, I 've missed you

Good to see you old girl, I was just remarking it was not like you, to be late, you are normally so reliable :ninja:


Oh you haven't missed much at all, just a couple of bannings and a few posts deleted..... nothing out of the ordinary....

Good to see you old girl, I was just remarking it was not like you, to be late, you are normally so reliable :ninja:


Oh you haven't missed much at all, just a couple of bannings and a few posts deleted..... nothing out of the ordinary....


How exciting!!!! Do tell!

and floops...I love you too.
x

Well I apologised, and I hope it's all sorted now


:bag:

Eh up, laydees! Whose round is it, then?

Eh up, laydees! Whose round is it, then?

Cats......she aint been around much lately and has money burning a hole in her pocket

yours darlin :pimp:

Okay, I'll have a pint of Guinness please, beautiful barperson. And whatever everyone else wants. :thumbsup:

If your buying I'll have a lager tops :mad2:

I'll get both you boys one...(waylander you are a boy arn't you...i get so confused).

There you go... :cool:

come on cat you've already asked me that! pay attention girl have you had one too many sweet sherys? :wallbash:

After that last post i've just been promoted to a member (no jokes) from junior member, I feel so grown up! :)

After that last post i've just been promoted to a member (no jokes) from junior member, I feel so grown up! :)
And a grown up needs a drink. What will you have? What's the weather like in yon Clydebank? Know it well.

come on cat you've already asked me that! pay attention girl have you had one too many sweet sherys? :wallbash:
YES!! and I will ask you again and again..just be patient with me.

:book:

tonee it is damp an clydebank always is even when its raining. And cat im a big boy now can i play with your goats? :wink2:

Espresso please barperson.

Is there any kitchen staff in today - I'm hungry. A ham roll will do if that's all you can manage, but I want a fresh one not one of those that's been on display for the last fortnight.

Beer please barman/woman...who is in charge anyway?

I am just waiting fir my taxi to take us out.....

Hi, never been on this thread before I don't think... whats happenning?

Beer please barman/woman...who is in charge anyway?

I am just waiting fir my taxi to take us out.....

OUT! to where?

PS Big beer please me.

tonee it is damp an clydebank always is even when its raining. And cat im a big boy now can i play with your goats? :wink2:

Yes, yes and more yes....what do you mean a big now? How did it change?

Cherryade with shedloads of ice please barperson, and a packet of prawn cocktail crisps :pimp:

Hey floopy drawers....do you want some of my left over picnic to go with that?

I had a wonderfull day today at a Farm (PTA trip from school). It was great..actually saw 2 goats and a sheep being born...they don't mess about do they...stand up ...plop. There you go.

I made a fantastic picnic - camembert, crackers, rocket salad, breast of chicken rolls, mini scotch eggs, sausages, rolls, coleslaw... Others were jealous I could tell.

Freddie had to be removed from both the cow and sheep pen after climbing over the gates. Bless.

Glass of chilled wine please.

We had a picnic too today, not quite as grand as yours though, posh bird.


We went to tesco express, grabbed a chicken and some salad and headed to the park where Gigi mullered a blueberry muffin and ate grass.

Bless

picnics in march what is the world coming too. Lager tops barkeep :wacko:

Larger tops coming right up my man. AND I know you are a man.

How young are you tho... :naughty:

We had a picnic too today, not quite as grand as yours though, posh bird.



Now that you bring this up...at the meet a few people - including your husband thought I would be common sounding and were suprised at my eloquense (with a northern twang). You husband also said I am taller in real life than here?


How can this be?

I was joshing with you.

Everyone knows that "posh" and "northern" are mutually exclusive :pimp: .

Not sure about the tall thing, even I can't fathom Cockney's mind some of the time.

I was joshing with you.

Everyone knows that "posh" and "northern" are mutually exclusive :pimp: .

Not sure about the tall thing, even I can't fathom Cockney's mind some of the time.
You miss the point....do I come across common speaking here?

Yes. Yes you do.

My mental image is of you in a hair net, with a fag hanging out of your mouth, apron on and a can of Special Brew in your left hand.

Yes. Yes you do.

My mental image is of you in a hair net, with a fag hanging out of your mouth, apron on and a can of Special Brew in your left hand.
Oh **** off.

see, you don't help yourself.

Big cuppa tea please.

Dont' know where to start today.

Packing for boys trip tomorrow, ironing, american idol, studying, cooking roast beef dinner, getting nicely sozzled - its going to be one busy day.

Just been reading over the Insult Thread - Buzz I am seeing you in a different light - you are on fire when in insulting mode my girl.

I'll join you Cat, a huge mug of tea for me please Barman!

Cat
.
Just been reading over the Insult Thread - Buzz I am seeing you in a different light - you are on fire when in insulting mode my girl.
Hidden talents my dear, hidden talents.... :pimp:

3 beers down...would have been here early but got distracted by a Diane The True story on TV. She really was a sad case wasn't she.

So what's going on here...any new bans, dismemberings...ugly people being removed???

Am football widow today so have brought myself in for tipple or few..........next round is on me............form an orderly queue please................

..pushes herself right to the front...

oh thanks Jaycee...a nice calming red for me please.

..pushes herself right to the front...

oh thanks Jaycee...a nice calming red for me please.

I've bought a bottle so we can share..........chin chin & all that.............how goes it with you today?

I'll join you in a beer Jaycee, it's good to see you in here :D

It goes well Jaycee...resting for a moment. Boys are off to Spain tomorrow so have packed their cases.

I'll join you in a beer Jaycee, it's good to see you in here :D

Well the chaps have been football bound all day so I figured I deserved a treat - in fact, I think the reds won the derby so they may be there for a while

hands ILS a beer - enjoy

I'm simply gagging for a cool beer please! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_7_2.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYAXGB)
I've nearly finished the ironing http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/3/3_13_6.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYAXGB)and I need something to look forward to

G & T please bartender............ http://img118.exs.cx/img118/7837/d0kcheers.gif

Bloomin eck!! didn't realize such a queue had built up...here we go everyone....

I have just been wrapping up for postage little brothers birthday pressy...he will be 37 on tuesday. I have bought him The sound of Music....The Osmonds blew his mind so this is going to kill him.

He grew up with 3 elder sisters.

He is lovely.

He will be coming to dublin.
xxx

Do you fancy doing mine for me Dol?, I haven't even started mine yet!

Do you fancy doing mine for me Dol?, I haven't even started mine yet!

I'm crap at ironing ILS ... but I know what low standards you have in the wardrobe department so I'd be happy to help.


whoops, forgot I wasn't in the "insult" thread! ... not really :bag: :naughty:

Do you fancy doing mine for me Dol?, I haven't even started mine yet!


Mr B done all the ironing today....do you want me to send him round, ILS?! :ohmy:

Mr B done all the ironing today....do you want me to send him round, ILS?! :ohmy:


Can he come round to mine, and then when he's finished perhaps he can do the ironing too. :bag:

I'm crap at ironing ILS ... but I know what low standards you have in the wardrobe department so I'd be happy to help.


whoops, forgot I wasn't in the "insult" thread! ... not really :bag: :naughty:

You are only jealous you don't have my wonderful taste Dol :laugh:


Bella - if he can iron he will be welcome here :D

.............He is off and running, Ceri, should be with you shortly!! Have some beers in the fridge for him! :thumbsup:

Maybe I should hire him out, might as well make a bob or two from him eh! :)

Blimey Bella, you are startlingly generous....it's so wonderful to share.....!!

Ceri - I thought he was coming to do my ironing - tell him the beers are in the fridge!

Another beer for me barman and whatever everyone else is having! :beer:

ILS he MAY be coming to do YOUR ironing, but I could think of better uses of a man's time....:naughty:

ILS he MAY be coming to do YOUR ironing, but I could think of better uses of a man's time....:naughty:

Be gentle with him Ceri..........I'll pop your bill in the post for services rendered! Please feel free to tip generously if you feel that the service provided went far and beyond the call of duty! ;)

Can someone get me a pint of ice cold water please? Feel like :pooh:

WATER.........!!! :shocking: http://easy.go.is/hubs/Misc/getout.gif

unless the iced water is to chuck over yourself after downing this large double tequila

unless the iced water is to chuck over yourself after downing this large double tequila

large AND double - that's what I call a big tequilla

it's two for one night :bag:

it's two for one night :bag:

Does that include men? :ninja:

I'll have a large double man then please. :wink2:

Get in the queue Ceri :laugh:

In fact, make that two large double men, ILS and I can always share if needs be.....

Sounds good to me Ceri....

Who's for another drink?

Smoothies...Smoothies...get ya Smoothies here...all flavours available! :w00t:

Ahhh so how is everyone? This is my first Monday off in a long while so why not spend it in here!? Pack of dry roasted peanuts please coastie and a shandy.

Shandy? You putting one foot in the wagon Peej?

Ho well....one Shandy and a packet of peanuts for the sexy er young man at the end of the bar!

Bottle of bud please bar personage.

My family has flown away...well as from 40 minutes ago they were still sat on the runway at Luton airport waiting for "documentation", so fingers crossed eh!.

For the next week it is just myself, The Fredmeister and Bazeeeeeeeeel.

I took Bazeel for a 6 miler after work, picked up Freddie and we have all showered (including Bazeeel who took a few dips in the river). I have done a final bit of studying for tomorrow's exam (took your advice Buzz and just skimmed)...couple of beers, tea and bed in the very near future.

The house does feel strange.

A quick coffee before the film starts please

What films that Cockney...I am going to watch the prog about seperating siamese twins at 9pm.

Best go eat my tea first.

Parperson - a pint of draught lucozade please. Oh - and I have a complaint.

THe pork scratchings I bought here last week had a best by date of 31 March 1981.

Parperson - a pint of draught lucozade please. Oh - and I have a complaint.

THe pork scratchings I bought here last week had a best by date of 31 March 1981.

There's your lucozade fish face and tough tit about the scratchings.

Oh well, at least the service is friendlier than it was last week.

Oh well, at least the service is friendlier than it was last week.
Are you kidding? I've had better service in a Bangkok prison :angry:
Can I have a pint please if it's not too much to ask?

A bud for me please, I want to drown my sorrows :cry:

Has the turtle died?

Sorry to disappoint you SF, but he is alive and kicking so much so, Pillock is now not top dog, so to speak! :laugh:

I think the stats speak for themselves ILS.


Care to re-visit our grudge?

Ok I was a bit previous there! :bag:

fighting Tommy is costing me a blummin fortune though.

Can I have a glass of tap water please barperson? :bag:

Scotch and lemonade please no ice


bar maid can get your jugs out I have a thirst on

Jugs?

Oooo you want to try a pitcher or two of the new ales...just came in today....! :wacko:

Right that's that done......

I've just had to change the light bulb at the end of the bar....Wouldn't want Peej left in the dark tonight!

A huge beer please barperson...and keep them coming.

Not sure how exams went...this morning could be OK, this afternoon no idea. As easter hols the tutor is ringing or emailing us. Had settled for a few days wait..but no! A colleague has just rung me, the tutor has phoned her already and she passed this mornings....why hasn't she phoned me....BOOO HOOOOO

Never mind....I will sit here, get nicely sozzled and hope that PJ comes in so we can talk dirty dentistry.

Jugs?

Oooo you want to try a pitcher or two of the new ales...just came in today....! :wacko:

ER no actually I just wanted you to get your tit's out


sorry it's slang where I come from for boobs

Beer please

Cat!!! Hiya mate! :thumbsup:

I'm sure you've done great, but sod 'em for now. Have a big beer on me!

Hi everyone. I'm celebrating being alive tonight. Drinks on me! :wink_kiss

thanks mate

Hi everyone. I'm celebrating being alive tonight. Drinks on me! :wink_kiss

Might cost you a bit dab the mood I'm in. Are you just celebrating being alive as a personal rejoice or has something happened to you?

Can I have a sort of heavily alcoholic Baileys milkshake type thingy please?? :unsure:

I think he means he has ***** all else to celebrate till his boat comes in so lets just drink and be happy he is alive and well

Hi Everyone :bye:

I'll have a beer with you dab to celebrate :beer: thanks :thumbsup:


Fingers crossed for you Cat :D

I can't believe you haven't commented on the new light bulb!

Ho well...drinks on Dab...well here goes ladies, gentlemen and backward adults!

:beer: :drinking: :wine:

Might cost you a bit dab the mood I'm in. Are you just celebrating being alive as a personal rejoice or has something happened to you?

That's fine, my friend. I'm wobbling off to bed now, poorly sick, but still alive after a bad fit with lumps and bumps and bruises earlier today. Okay, but heavily medicated now. Hee hee, hic... Night night everyone. xxx

That's fine, my friend. I'm wobbling off to bed now, poorly sick, but still alive after a bad fit with lumps and bumps and bruises earlier today. Okay, but heavily medicated now. Hee hee, hic... Night night everyone. xxx


Blimey dab, you get sploshed quicker than me!!!

You take care and have a good rest tonight.

Sleep well
xx

Be gentle on the Night Nurse Dab, you know what happens!

It's Foxy Noxy...how you doin...what can I get you?

I have just opened a rather nice Hardy. Well actually its left over from Sunday so its nice an mellow..care to share?

Get better soon Dab :hug:


Can I have another beer barman please :beer: Anyone else want one whilst I am at the bar?

Me please ils...just put my lovely loin chops in.

The oven.

I had a lot of beer last night .... all in a good cause though!


And I've just remembered I've got a bottle of red wine in my saddle bag on my bike - I shall go and retrieve it now before it becomes chilled red wine!
Tonight I would like a camomile tea please! I'm know I'm a pussy ... but what the hey - it's what I want!

No beer for me tonight thanks.....seeing what its like to climb aboard the wagon...til Friday anyway....I shall have a cup of tea and a hot cross bun....I Thank You

Jeeeze, if im going to come to Portsmouth, I had better get in practice....I havent touched a drop of booze :angel: since new year........

so a large vodka and tonic with a slice of lime please....and lots of ice :D

Jeeeze, if im going to come to Portsmouth, I had better get in practice....I havent touched a drop of booze :angel: since new year........

so a large vodka and tonic with a slice of lime please....and lots of ice :D

We could even be sleeping together...how exiting :cool:

We could even be sleeping together...how exiting :cool:

I said I wouldnt be responsible for you....I didn;t say I wouldn't sleep with you!!!!! :bag:

I said I wouldnt be responsible for you....I didn;t say I wouldn't sleep with you!!!!! :bag:

can I watch

Right....free drinks till noon! :cool:

Right....free drinks till 6pm! :cool:
Excellent! Pint of stella please :)

I'll join you PJ, a bottle of bud for me! (I'm not sure you will fool Coastie that easily though :ninja: )

I'll join you PJ, a bottle of bud for me! (I'm not sure you will fool Coastie that easily though :ninja: )
SSssssssshhhh!
Excellent ils. And how are you today?

Not bad PJ as I've just finished work until next Tuesday now :D

How about yourself... how are you keeping? You've not had too many hangovers I hope!

Well last weekend was extremely rough but I feel tremendous today. IN fact I feel so good, that me and gf and going to take a drive to the nearby Campsie Fells and go hillwalking!

Well ya had best have a drink before ya leave! Heres a large few on me! :drinking:

can I watch


I was just WAITING for that from you Cockers :laugh: :laugh:

Queeenie take your foot off of Cats head...she apologised for drinking you speciality 'Zoom Queenakos' cocktail....now forgive! :mad2:

Oh well. I never did make it to the hillwalking. Another veer then Coastie. Cheers

well you will drink to much and pass out under the table with Buzz! :wacko:

:beer: for the man......roasted peanuts anyone!

roasted peanuts anyone!

Yes please Coastie and a bud to wash them down :beer:

No Nuts thanks just a beer

:drinking: wahey.....there you go people...

:beer: :beer:

You see what I mean Coastie I am the only one on here with a red squire

Ooooooooh Coastie I'm a UQ :D

Cockers...we ladies like a bit of originality in our men...and some of us particularly like a bad boy! :naughty:

Ouch....oops sorry Floops I was well erm... here have a :beer:

Ils....doesn't matter I am now part of the Okay People party...na na na na na! :kid:

Thank you very nice beer

when you think about it I must be hitting the target A

Bad boys Bad boys whos comeing to get ya

Ils....doesn't matter I am now part of the Okay People party...na na na na na! :kid:

Please yourself :w00t: :laugh:


Cock - being 'a pain in the neck' has to be better than being part of the 'Okay Party' :devil: :laugh:

Have you turned yours off ILS

No I haven't Cockney, I can see your comment :D

Good evening everyone...bum..see I missed the free beer.

Never mind..a bottle of bud please.

Went for a lovely walk earlier with Bazeeeeeeeeel, decided not to run as legs were killing me after the unexpected 4 mile dash yesterday. Just been to sainsburies to buy some stilton to accompany brothers steak this evening so I can now relax.

Cheers.

PS I see PJ was in earlier....did he mention me???

Beer..................LARGE....................can 't speak...............need beer.................

That bad eh Buzz - what's happened?

That bad eh Buzz - what's happened?
Have just cooked for and fed 110 children all under the age of 9- burgers and hotdogs all round..................i need beer..........this is the payment for being on the PTA!!!

Just as I suspected, you really are Crackers :w00t:

Let me buy you one as well, one won't be enough! :drinking:

Just as I suspected, you really are Crackers :w00t:

Let me buy you one as well, one won't be enough! :drinking:

Cheers ils me darlin that would be lovely.......two jugs of stella please......

Crackers.....Flippy has been kind enough to lay on some cheese and crackers and I have donated a few bottles of the finest house wine for a bit of cheese n wine night6 in the function room tonight do feel free to come on in.....only 1 SOM per person for admission the rest is free!

:wine:

Is there such a thing as a cheese smilie!

Have just cooked for and fed 110 children all under the age of 9- burgers and hotdogs all round..................i need beer..........this is the payment for being on the PTA!!!

Ooh Buz, I know how you feel, helped out this morning at the boys school coffee morning. I was on the raffle, selling tickets to all and sundry, about 180 kids wandering around wanting cakes and toys:wacko: Although not all at the same time thank goodness. The dear classroom assistants brought them in bit by bit.

So tonight I would love to partake in the cheese and wine evening (my favourite). Here's my som, now I'd love a glass of chardonney and some of that garlicky/herby cheese please:drinking: :eat:

Id like some goats cheese covered in turmeric with oatcakes please and a glass of fine red wine.

JD & coke on the rocks please.

Oh, Cat was in earlier? Did she...err, mention me?

She always mentions you PJ :laugh:


Another Bud please barman :beer:

She always mentions you PJ :laugh:
That's what I like to hear.

Ils, buy me a drink hen.

Ok Sweetie, another JD & Coke?

Aye. Nae ice this time.

:shocking: - just noticed Beverley Machar's crossed out eyes. Can't believe another nuisance....err, I mean pet is dying on me! Im doing the best I can to feed the buggers!

I'm not surprised at Beverley's imminent demise PJ - you seem to be spending more time than is good for you in the SOMBA bar!


I have just played with Beverley, but I think you need to spend a bit of money on her instead of on more beer young man!

I'm not surprised at Beverley's imminent demise PJ - you seem to be spending more time than is good for you in the SOMBA bar!


I have just played with Beverley, but I think you need to spend a bit of money on her instead of on more beer young man!
Yes auntie Dol... :cry:

*leaves bar*

Woo woo and double woo woo...I passed my exam.

The drinks are on me.....

:book:

Congratulations Cat! Knew you had it in you! Well done! :holiday: :hug:

Woo woo and double woo woo...I passed my exam.

The drinks are on me.....

:book:

Well done Cat! Mine's a large vodka!

Woo woo and double woo woo...I passed my exam.

The drinks are on me.....

:book:

:funky: Well Done Cat :funky:

:beer: I'll have a bottle of stella with you to celebrate :beer:

Woo woo and double woo woo...I passed my exam.

The drinks are on me.....

:book:
Well done :)

And I'll have a double vodka and red bull please :)

Woo woo and double woo woo...I passed my exam.

The drinks are on me.....

:book:

I TOLD you it would be fine....now i shall have a large beer in celebration iwth you..

edit to say: was so full of I Told You SO...i forgot to say WELL DONE :bag:

Right...let the evening commence....Freddie is bathed and ready for bed, I have done my bits and bobs so I am now ready to PARTEEEEEEY.

Babysham for Dab, Vodka (make that a small one) for Max, quadruple vodka and redbull for Luggers, large beer for Buzz and I will have a pint of strong bow.

Anyone want a cocktail?

I've been experimenting again! :naughty: