Go on then Coastie with the Moastie....make mine a large one...no straw, and I don't wan't anything in it thats going to poke my eye out as I glug it back in an extremely unlady like fashion. Ta.

Has PJ been in tonight???

Peej is just licking up some spilt booze behind the bar...he'll be out in a bit!

Right one of my new cocktails for Cat....

One shot Rum
Two Shots Schnapps
Three Shots Vodka
Cranberry
Grapefruit
Slice of Kiwi....

Shake it...shake it...yeah baby!

And wallah!

Here you go madam! :wine:

God ive been licking behind that bar all day. my tongueth tho thore. Coathtie, thereth all sorth behind there!

Congratulathionth Cat. I'll have a Thtella if you're buying?

A large cold one for the Peej! :beer:

Cheers Batman....oohh deliciouuuuusly. MORE MORE!

Right another of my new cocktails for Cat....

One shot Rum
Two Shots Schnapps
Three Shots Vodka
Cranberry
Grapefruit
Slice of Kiwi....

Shake it...shake it...yeah baby!

And wallah!

Here you go madam!

Another Thtella pleathe. And an ithe pack for my tongue...

God ive been licking behind that bar all day. my tongueth tho thore. Coathtie, thereth all sorth behind there!

Congratulathionth Cat. I'll have a Thtella if you're buying?


One pint of chilled Stella coming up.

Do you want a bag of nuts aswell Peej?

:beer: for Peej!

Yeth pleathe Coath -

Oh screw it, it's getting too hard to figure out what letters to subsititute with "th" and it wasn't even funny to begin with!
More stella!!!!

Go on then....as its Easter and Cat passed her exam and Flip got chatted up and I got callled up to be an upstanding member of society(OMG :shocking: ) and PJ has made the bar shine like a new pin.............with his tongue..........













I'll have ONE more beer

PJ has made the bar shine like a new pin.............with his tongue..........
Yes I'm very talented orally you know.

More beer for all.....

:beer: :beer: :beer:


Any entertainment tonight Cat? :wink2:

Yes I'm very talented orally you know.

:w00t: :shutup: :cry:

Yes I'm very talented orally you know.
I know. :laugh:

More beer for all.....

:beer: :beer: :beer:


Any entertainment tonight Cat? :wink2:


Could be Coastie...could be. Depends on PJ and his unfeasable flexible tongue. :w00t:

Depends on PJ and his unfeasable flexible tongue. :w00t:
No can do. This bad boy has seen enough action behind that bar for one night!

No can do. This bad boy has seen enough action behind that bar for one night!
Do you call your tongue "the bad boy" then PJ. Any other pet names for parts of your body :)

Do you call your tongue "the bad boy" then PJ. Any other pet names for parts of your body :)

I think thats a whole other thread on it's own Cat!!

hi girls fancy a drink with me and Fred

Right...let the evening commence....Freddie is bathed and ready for bed, I have done my bits and bobs so I am now ready to PARTEEEEEEY.

Babysham for Dab, Vodka (make that a small one) for Max, quadruple vodka and redbull for Luggers, large beer for Buzz and I will have a pint of strong bow.

You forgot me :cry:

You forgot me :cry:
Oh you sensitive puss...come into the chat room and I''l give you one in person

You are a braver girl than I Ils if you take Cat up on that offer! :ohmy:

I've never had an offer like that before, I am not sure I am brave enough either :wacko:

Here have a drop of the old dutch courage!

:beer: :wine: :drinking:

Do you call your tongue "the bad boy" then PJ. Any other pet names for parts of your body :)
Classified information :shutup:

Classified information :shutup:

So I'm not to tell anyone about Ralph then! :shutup: :naughty:

So I'm not to tell anyone about Ralph then! :shutup: :naughty:
How dare you! That's the last time Ralph pays a visit to Raquel :mad2:

:blush:

Oh what was that another drink...yes certainly... :whistling:

How dare you! That's the last time Ralph pays a visit to Raquel :mad2:

o dear o deary deary me Ralph

is it because you choke them with it big boy http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_27_1.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB) http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_12_6.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

Woo woo and double woo woo...I passed my exam.

The drinks are on me.....

:book:

Absolutely bluddy marvellous, Cat. I'd love a free drink :w00t:

Really, well done on passing. Who'd ave thought it eh, Catherine dear being a little swot :smartie:
Good on ya girl, and to celebrate I am toasting you right now with my glass of wine :wine:

Cat....Cat....oh dear...how did you get under there...no don't answer that I don't think I want to know :blush:

Oh gosh...not you aswell Peej! :glare:

Right hair of the dog and then off with the pair of you! :glare:

Pst!! Coastie...be a mate and don't say anything about what happened earlier will you.....cheers.

You didn't happen to find anything under the table did you, I've lost something.

Yes...I'll post it to you :wink2: Hopefully the envelope wont get to soggy!

Cheers...just give it a rinse under the tap, the rubber won't perish.

Do you want the other bit that goes with it or is it a disposable?

There's only one bit...a peice of rubber about so big, pink. Not sure what that other bit is...

...oh! thats how he did that...yeah post that too.

It's on its way! :wink2:

Where is everyone? :cry:

I'm all alone.... :(

Where is everyone? :cry:

I'm all alone.... :(

chat room come on in

I would if I could but I can't....so I'll stay here and drink alone... :wine:

I'll join ye hen. Pint please.

Vodka and RB for me please barman. :)

Brandy and Coke available for this little one?

As alcohol is a banned element tonight here in the greenland, I'll have another IRISH COFFEE please.

Why is it banned tonight tonnee?

Alcohol?
Banned?
:cry:

Does anybody go to the chat room ever? If I go will others go too so that I can chat to somebody? :bye:

good friday in Ireland, ie no pubs open, no off licenses open, only alcohol if you have a train ticket or theatre ticket and for entertainment purposes only. Or if you sneakily find a restaurant that will serve you but with no bottles on the table. Feel like an alcoholic because I found one and had a few.

Does anybody go to the chat room ever? If I go will others go too so that I can chat to somebody? :bye:
I'll see you in there :D

Vodka and RB - What's that then Lugger Buggs. Is it Ribena - what a strange mixture.

Claire, there's always someone in the chatroom to talk to. I might go in myself, but I need some Dutch courage first. So, I'd better have, let me see now... An optic please barperson.

RB = Red Bull :D

Thanks ILS, I was wondering. Give me a vodka and ribena and let's see what it tastes like anyway. I'm buying so what's your poison?

Vodka & J2O orange & passionfruit please Noxy!

I want a Vodka and Ribena now - sounds quite nice actually :)

I love you vodka mixer drinkers....lots of fruit juice/soft drink used to cover the fact that your out boozing! :kid:

Right that's it I'm off...Cat thanks for offering to run the bar for the next few days but please remeber we do not need any more cheese!

Right, drinks all round then.....I'm having a nice red (the final bottle we didn't finish off last night Pats).

No cheese (been banned by the boss)....come on everyone lets have a beer.

A bottle of bud would be nice Cat!

I'll have a gin and scotch please Cat.

Any chance of a cheese sarnie?

I'm partaking of a can of Charlie at the moment (a left over from yesterday's fishing trip) I've also bought half a bottle of vodka and some tonic so hope to be quite merry later!


In the meantime I'll have a packet of pork scratchings!

bottle of bud for ils...gin and scotch (? - greedy bithc), no cheese I'm afraid, I can't be left in control of cheese anymore.

Have some nuts you fussey cow.

Thanks Cat. Could you put the scotch in FIRST and then the gin. Ta.

Are they cheesey nuts? (Oh and no ice in the drink.)

Fee my dear..are you deffy coming to Portsmouth? Hope so. I am not going to start drinking till at least 1pm this time. Are you driving there and back or staying the night?

oh here's your drink..can't remember the way I put them in...tough.

Yes I am Cat - I'm chauffering Ils (lazy cow), so I will be very well behaved - especially if my new car has arrived:w00t:

(BTW, you did put the gin in first :thumbsup: )

Are you driving back that night :ohmy:

Dunno - it's not that far; but depends on what the plans are for after closing time (or if the fleet's in :wink2: )

Will need to sort it out with ils - I don't mind either way.

I guess you lot will be staying - bit of a long haul home when you're ratted with a couple of sailors in tow.

Me and Buzz plan on staying...she will no doubt have picked up some 22 year old (it gets embarassing it really does).

Gawd, she likes 'em old doesn't she?

Ils wants to go via Lancing College to see if we can pick anything up there. Want us to grab one for you? I should be able to fit three 16 year olds in the boot (I'll ask at the garage next week)

OI you two stop talking about me as if I am not here :ranting:

I was going to go by train so I could have a couple of drinks not because I am lazy and I have you know 16 is a little young for even me considering my son was only 16 last week :ninja:

Me and Buzz plan on staying...she will no doubt have picked up some 22 year old (it gets embarassing it really does).
Does she go for 29 year olds too? :eek:

I'd better watch out if I'm staying over.. :D

Does she go for 29 year olds too? :eek:

I'd better watch out if I'm staying over.. :D
No but I do.... :naughty:

OI you two stop talking about me as if I am not here :ranting:

I was going to go by train so I could have a couple of drinks not because I am lazy and I have you know 16 is a little young for even me considering my son was only 16 last week :ninja:


...so Lancing's off then? :bag:

No but I do.... :naughty:

and are you an :angel: or a :devil: ?

So are you a boy then Lugger - I always thought you were a girl!!! :blush:

Anyway I'm nearer your age..... :devil:

...so Lancing's off then? :bag:

I'm going for the sailors, you can have the babes in arms if you want :bag:

Actually to be honest I would prefer a G & T, can't be arsed with all that smutty stuff.

and are you an :angel: or a :devil: ?
Definately a :bag: with a hint of :naughty: and a dash of :devil:

So are you a boy then Lugger - I always thought you were a girl!!! :blush:

Anyway I'm nearer your age..... :devil:
Can't believe you thought I was a girl. Do I type like one or something - or have I just blended in with the rest of you? Hehehe..

Oh for God's sake get a room will you??!! :laugh:

Can't believe you thought I was a girl. Do I type like one or something - or have I just blended in with the rest of you? Hehehe..


Well you always seemed sort of...cute, sweet really.

Far too NICE to be male, if you know what I mean.....:unsure:

Well you always seemed sort of...cute, sweet really.

Far too NICE to be male, if you know what I mean.....:unsure:


OFF! MINE.

Wanny joing me for a dirnk?

OFF! MINE.

You can't have them all :wallbash:

Blimey I wasn't even after him........I'm still waiting for my bummin G & T!!! :ranting:

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Er, ILS....I think Claire has gone a bit head mental if you know what I mean...http://www.emoticones.com/comidas/borracho.gif

:thumbsup: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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I think you are right, I think she need her husband to put her to bed :drinking:

I think Cat wants putting to bed as well if I'm not much mistaken :wink2:

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You can't have them all :wallbash:

WHY NOT?




.

Greed, sheer greed. :glare:

Well you always seemed sort of...cute, sweet really.

Far too NICE to be male, if you know what I mean.....:unsure:

Aww, everyone says I'm TOO nice - maybe thats why I'm single. :cry:
Is it true that girls like a BAD boy?

Luggs, I think women LIKE nice blokes, but they LUST after bad ones.

Does that help at all?

Yeeeeeeeahjhh Aaaa Hhhhhh! Baddre The Abetter

Aww, everyone says I'm TOO nice - maybe thats why I'm single. :cry:
Is it true that girls like a BAD boy?


If you come to Portsmouth we can make you into a bad boy can't we Ceri :bye:

Claire, I think it is your bed time! :ninja:

If you come to Portsmouth we can make you into a bad boy can't we Ceri :bye:
That sounds acceptable :devil: <------ I'm getting into practice already.

That sounds acceptable :devil: <------ I'm getting into practice already.


Good boy..now upstairs..chop chop

Cat you won't have any energy darling by the time I have finished with you...

But Luggs can come and watch from the wardrobe if he likes.

ojk by e everybody i love you all inculicing ils i do

will see you in the rmoening and i hopw modoby rememgers this


lvoe ayou all!![QUOTE]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

Cat you won't have any energy darling by the time I have finished with you...

But Luggs can come and watch from the wardrobe if he likes.
Hey, I don't just wanna watch - I wanna join in the action. :devil:

Hey, I don't just wanna watch - I wanna join in the action. :devil:

I'll look after you whilst they are busy Lugger :naughty:

Look after, as in Entertain me? ;)

Look after, as in Entertain me? ;)

How would you like to be entertained Lugger?

How would you like to be entertained Lugger?
In any way you see fit. :)

I'm sure I can think of something!

I'm sure I can think of something!
Bring it on. I'm in a horny mood now :devil:

You will have to wait until June to find out what I have in mind for you :wink2:

You will have to wait until June to find out what I have in mind for you :wink2:
Can't wait. :D
:pimp:

Goodmorning.....bit of a mess in here, what are all these clothes splayed around...I'm sure ils was wearing this...and isn't this luggers bandana?

Right I'm cooking breakfast as an Easter Sunday Special..on the menu is:

Sugar Puffs and Milk
served in a bowl with a spoon.
Toasted Bread
lightly buttered with a side serving of Jam.
Eggs
boiled in a saucepan to perfection served with a selection of strips of toast

The coffee is perked and the pot is tea'd.

Any takers?

Good Morning Cat and ils and alll..

I shall have your spelindid breakfast please cat.......

We have a brilliant day yesterday.........I just have to recover and prepare nw for Wednesday to do it all over again......

What do you want Buzz, all of it?? With a big mug of tea..

Sorry about the mess in here ils what at it again last night...TSK.

What do you want Buzz, all of it?? With a big mug of tea..

Sorry about the mess in here ils what at it again last night...TSK.

Imight just have the tea and toast at the moment.....not really a sugar puffs fan...thanks

What happened in here last night.......I don't know if I am not here to supervise.tsk

Tea and toast, there you go...do you like the way I have cut the toast into an egg shape?

**Well Buzz, between me you and the gate post, ils was in here flirting outrageously with Luggers, Ceri was encouraging her, Claire was blotto and was oblivious to all the going on.....I left in disgust.**

Morning all,

Cat, can I have my usual please, make sure the yolk's good and runny.

Tea, no sugar.

Cat - You are only jealous as you wanted him :boxing:

Cat - You are only jealous as you wanted him :boxing:


There is plenty of time....

Pat there you go, good and runny.

Ooooh lovely. Any ketchup?

Ketchups on the side Patsy...over there...Oh no wonder you couldn't see it....

Ils I've put your bra behind the bar OK.

My bra broke yesterday, could I borrow it ILS?

My bra broke yesterday, could I borrow it ILS?

I'm afraid it wouldn't fit your Patsy, ils is rather blessed. :laugh:

That's ok, I could stuff it - yeeeeeeew, it's a big grubby.

The sun's past the yard arm, anyone want a drink - I'm buying.

The sun's past the yard arm, anyone want a drink - I'm buying.


Ooh yes please, Sis will be here soon so best start.

PS Do you know where my belt is, the one I had on on friday???

Didn't notice your belt, just the crocheted cardy. Sorry.

What would you like, beer?

Didn't notice your belt, just the crocheted cardy. Sorry.

What would you like, beer?

Yes please, bottle of bud please. I have got 5 crochet cardy's.

There you go, one Bud. I'll have one with you. Guess you'll be off soon.

I'll just sit here and wait for my new friends.

There you go, one Bud. I'll have one with you. Guess you'll be off soon.

I'll just sit here and wait for my new friends.

Thankyou Patsy....and if PJ comes in tell him I was asking about him.

trollop........

More beer barperson, cos I really dont' think i have had enought yet.

I notice Lugger Buggs isn't here tonight, I wonder why not? It's almost as though somebody scared him off isn't it???!! :laugh:

Cat scares them all off ! :wacko:

I notice Lugger Buggs isn't here tonight, I wonder why not? It's almost as though somebody scared him off isn't it???!! :laugh:
He will be back Scarey Mary, once he has showered and cooled down.
:wacko:

Let's ignore her at the Meet then ILS!

Cat scares them all off ! :wacko:
I bloody don't

Let's ignore her at the Meet then ILS!
You wouldnt' do that to me would you?

BTW Cat dear I have booked us a double room in Portsmouth, but if I don't fancy it you have to sleep on the floor, is that OK?

Fine by me..all I had been offered before was a lilo without a cork.

I'll put a nice bowl of water down there for you and I may even throw in a blanket if you buy me dinner

OK :laugh:

By the way are we actually supposed to be having a drink in this thread, or just indulging in mindless wittering? Or both? :unsure:

Both!

I'll have a bottle of stella, if you're buying Ceri :beer:

Why did I ask....

One bottle of Stella, one large glass of Rioja and whatever that other old lush is having then!!

BTW Cat dear I have booked us a double room in Portsmouth, but if I don't fancy it you have to sleep on the floor, is that OK?

Fine by me .

Cat dear how many have you had, you're repeating yourself!! :laugh:

What have you let yourself in for Ceri :laugh:

I must confess I am a bit sloshed...been drinking with the expert my oldest sister and her family (her son, my nephew is my best mate).

But I am proud.

How many best mates do you have Cat? :laugh:

How many best mates do you have Cat? :laugh:
One for each occasion:

Best work and ex neighbour mate: Buzz
Best long time knowing: Patsy
Best male relative that is younger; Nephew
Best male relative that is older: Nephews dad.


xx

Blimey, we're gonna end up doing the whole roll call here.... :laugh:

Chat now...

This is horrible, I can't get in!! http://www.forosdelweb.com/images/smilies/chillando.gif

This is horrible, I can't get in!! http://www.forosdelweb.com/images/smilies/chillando.gif

Download mIRC and you will

I did download mIRC but I just kept getting a message saying I couldn't connect to the server. :sad:

I notice Lugger Buggs isn't here tonight, I wonder why not? It's almost as though somebody scared him off isn't it???!! :laugh:
I'm here. You need worry no longer :devil:

It feels great to have been missed. :D

I did download mIRC but I just kept getting a message saying I couldn't connect to the server. :sad:

you need to put the correct number in to connect - that might be your problem

come on Ceri, try harder...

Ceri - We Need You

But I put the number in it said on the Chatroom page (6669) - oh this is PANTS!!

that is not the right number Ceri

hold on I will get it for you

irc server 206.41.117.133

port 7070

tools
options
add
discription - survivor chat
irc server - the above number
port - the above number

add
conect to server

then type /join #survivor

ILS I seem to have the first bit right but then I get a list of things to join so I put /join #survivor and clicked "Join" but then ended up in a room on my own called Join!

ILS I seem to have the first bit right but then I get a list of things to join so I put /join #survivor and clicked "Join" but then ended up in a room on my own called Join!
Well, if you're in a room all alone, I could always come and share it with you ;)

Not sure what happened there Ceri but as you are here now - who cares !!!

Tart Alert!!!

Right I am doing a Bank Holiday Monday Special Breakfast Buffett.

It's all set out over there...you will find Orange juice, chilled water, tea and coffee with a selection of Paracetamol.
No solids today.

:bag:

Correct me if I'm wrong but was there lots of nakedness in the Chatroom...and did I manage to stay up past midnight AGAIN!!!!

Correct me if I'm wrong but was there lots of nakedness in the Chatroom...

I do believe you're correct, ma'am. :ohmy: I don't know who's idea that was... :angel: but I hope they've all got their own clothes back this morning.

Honestly, I introduce my friend Patsy to the forum having told her its full of mature, intellectuall people and look what happens.

What is she going to think?

Honestly, I introduce my friend Patsy to the forum having told her its full of mature, intellectuall people and look what happens.

What is she going to think?

(a) that you tell fibs

(b) that she's come home

Mornin all

Does porridge count as solids?

Morning........what the hell went on last night...or shiould I say what came off?? Look at the friggin mess in here...Coastie will be furious.........

Get me a cup of tea.......and I'll sort it out....I feel in that spring clean mode today.......

Morning........what the hell went on last night...

**well between me you and the gate post Buzz, the chat room got very busy and Ceri whipped everyone into a froth with her gutter speak, mars was dancing naked on the table and Ultimatesurvivor - well I couldn't possibly repeat - I left in disgust****

**well between me you and the gate post Buzz, the chat room got very busy and Ceri whipped everyone into a froth with her gutter speak, mars was dancing naked on the table and Ultimatesurvivor - well I couldn't possibly repeat - I left in disgust****

You are doing a lot of travelling in DISGUST.....is this cheaper than a taxi???

Where's my f.....g porridge?

Ouch, what was that? Just trod on Ceri's strap on. Why does it have barbed edges?

Oh here's your porridge.

Hope it chokes you.

Charming

uuugh, this is lumpy. Sod it, I'm off to Maccy D's.

Just a cup of tea for me please, I couldn't face anything to eat :sick:

good morning sunshine how are we today

Onion Bhajees for breakfast I think

good morning sunshine how are we today

Tired :sleepy: but otherwise good :D

How are you Cock?

Cock you really ming this morning.

Anyone would think you'd been scoffing onion bhajis.

Anyone for a Bank Holiday early evening beer...I have swept down the patio and washed the plastic chairs so you can sit outside if you like.

I have also been busy making some nibbles - cheesey straws, drop scones and those lovely little icing sugar drops in green and pink.

I would like one but I have just been playing football for three hours and I cant get out of the chair

I'll be back in a min, just boloxed up a thread in the masked ball instead of CL, so just trying to sort it out.

I'll be back in a min, just boloxed up a thread in the masked ball instead of CL, so just trying to sort it out.

Patsy leave it there, a moderator will magically move it when one is on, sit down and have a beer.

Now you tell me, will they remove the inappropriate one? How clever.

Right, I'll unhinge my jaw, just poor something strong and wet down my neck.

I'm sat sat on the patio watching the later in the day sun set....anyone care to join me???

Are you buying Cat?

Are you buying Cat?

I most certainly am my big busted friend. I have a bottle of red here or would you like something else.

I shall partake of a beer or two this fine evening I think....are we chatting later or not? I need to know now so I canprepare......

only if you feed your scrubber

I most certainly am my big busted friend. I have a bottle of red here or would you like something else.

I do not partake in red wine thank you cat but a bottle of bud would do very nicely :beer:

Fussey witch..there you go.

God ...chat 3 nights on the trot....have i got the energy...Oh why not....I want to try and stay awake till the boys get home soon after midnight.

Is PJ coming in???

a beer if you please

I may come in later if the lovely Buzz is going to be there
or sould I say Suzy Tex

a beer if you please

I may come in later if the lovely Buzz is going to be there
or sould I say Suzy Tex

You can say what you like my darling.......but just let me say this....

NO ONE and I mean NO ONE has guessed me correctly............... :pimp:

You can say what you like my darling.......but just let me say this....

NO ONE and I mean NO ONE has guessed me correctly............... :pimp:


oh well done Buzz..I am doing better than usual too!

Me neither Buzz!!

You weren't me were you?

Fussey witch..there you go.





That's me - cheers :beer:

A bucket of bud for me barman when you are ready.

I will join you Cat in a drink.
I am sipping a nice glass of Rioja that father in law gave us for Xmas.
I know, I can't believe how long its lasted.

Hubby's gone fishing, kids all fast asleep in bed.
Could be here sometime.

Just need a piano now to sit by.

:ohmy: has it been open all this time?

I was told to let it air. Do you think I left it a bit long :blink:

I'm doing a post bank holiday tuesday mid day special.

A rich tea biscuit and watery orange juice.

Any takers.

Me please! Time for a light brunch:eat:

There you go Fee, sit down over there and enjoy.

:)

Can I have a pint of nails please? I've been spitting them all morning. :ranting:

Oh, and a Guinness please Cat, and whatever you'd like. :)

What's with the nail spitting dab?

Tell, tell!

*grabs a bar stool and gets comfy for dabs no doubt enthralling story*

Hiya Fee and PJ. Can't, sorry. Unpleasant RL stuff happened to two people I care about... two different incidents. :mad2:

Anyway, let's have a beer or eight! :laugh:

Dab, I'll stay for one but then Im off to the travel agents to pay the rest of my flights. So bloody excited!!

Where you going, PJ, and when? Tell all!

Oh sorry dab - I'll have a beer though!

Where are you off to PJ?

Well Fee and Dab, Im jetting off to Australia, New Zealand and America for 6 weeks. But fear not, it's not til the end of June so I'll still be around for a while yet!

There you go dab a pint of my finest you big hairy thing you *ruffles dabs head and tweeks his beard in an affection manner*.

For you PJ a glass (well plastic cup) of watery orange and seeing its you 2 biscuits *grabs PJ in her arms and gives him a big squeeze*

Anything else?

There you go Fee, a pint of my finest *shakes Fee's hand*

jeeeez - what's up with her today. Must be after something...


Thanks Cat - erm, are you OK???:unsure:

jeeeez - what's up with her today. Must be after something...


Thanks Cat - erm, are you OK???:unsure:

She must have "got some" last night or something!

Cheers cat :)

No wonder you're excited PJ!!!

Where abouts in Australia?

Sydney then travelling up the east coast to Cairns (or flying up if we run out of time!)

It's not all play though, Ive got to go Sydney dental school and do forensic stuff which will include looking at lots of dead bodies :sick:
But we're only doing that for a couple of days and then just travelling.

How exciting. My nephew got back from 9 months in Australia at the end of January, he had a fantastic time, travelled around and fell madly in love.

She is coming over for a year in May - hope it works out for them.

Who are you going with?

Oooh - the dead bodies sound fun!

Won't it just be the heads though? (or do you get to bite their bums to check out the teeth marks?)

Oh who knows! it'll be bodies that are unidentifiable like those who were badly burned and stuff :unsure:

cat, Im going with 10 other mates in my class.

Oh who knows! it'll be bodies that are unidentifiable like those who were badly burned and stuff :unsure:

cat, Im going with 10 other mates in my class.


Male mates???

7 males, 3 females.

7 males, 3 females.


The 3 girls...spotty, swotty types with plywood teeth are they?

No indeed they are not! :angry:

Who drank all the whiskey? :unsure:

No indeed they are not! :angry:

Booooooooooooooooo.

Who drank all the whiskey? :unsure:
I'm not sure Coastie - it has been very busy could have been anyone.

It was Barry Beach wot had it.......

Coastie, I would love a double whiskey mac please.

I am in desperate need of a Caffe Latte laced with vanilla with cream and marshmallows on top! Anyone else like one?

Oh and can I have one of those little biscuit thingys that you get at the M&S coffee shop?

Ta very muckle!

Whoops, double post! :bag:

Coastie's just popped out to the clinic so I'll serve....there you go tonee a double whiskey mac (whats that?) and for you Bella a complicated coffe with some rich tea's....best I can do.

Coastie's just popped out to the clinic so I'll serve....there you go tonee a double whiskey mac (whats that?) and for you Bella a complicated coffe with some rich tea's....best I can do.
Cheers Cat, a whiskey mac is whiskey with ginger wine. Yum and very warming.

Can you get tonee another drink on me please Cat? Only I upset her earlier and she might beat me up otherwise!! :laugh:

I'd love a bottle of bud please Cat :beer:

Can you get tonee another drink on me please Cat? Only I upset her earlier and she might beat me up otherwise!! :laugh:
You can never upset me in a bar Ceri. Feel like I've had a hard day at work after clique and death threads. No more talking about 'work' though, drink, play some Abba and the Jackson 5, and boogie those cares away! Oh Clique Commander!

Oh and a drink for ILS for helping me out with me title...and one for you for doing so well in the Masked Ball....and I will have a large Rioja....blimey this is an expensive round!! http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons/53.gif

You can never upset me in a bar Ceri. Feel like I've had a hard day at work after clique and death threads. No more talking about 'work' though, drink, play some Abba and the Jackson 5, and boogie those cares away! Oh Clique Commander!


How do you think I feel - I started the blummin thread!! :laugh:

Let's stick some Abba on - how about Gimme Gimme Gimme (A Man After Midnight) - perhaps one of the chaps here will take the hint! :wink2: http://www.foroedonkey.com/vb/images/smilies/eusa_dance.gif

Cheers Ceri :beer:

Who's up for getting hammered tonight? :shocking: :drinking:

Who's up for getting hammered tonight? :shocking: :drinking:


Me!!! Me!!!! Me!!!!!!!!!! http://easy.go.is/hubs/january/001.gif

How do you think I feel - I started the blummin thread!! :laugh:

Let's stick some Abba on - how about Gimme Gimme Gimme (A Man After Midnight) - perhaps one of the chaps here will take the hint! :wink2: http://www.foroedonkey.com/vb/images/smilies/eusa_dance.gif
How about 'the winner takes it all' referring to my win on the clique stakes!

Cheers Ceri :beer:

Who's up for getting hammered tonight? :shocking: :drinking:
I can drink about 8 whiskey macs in a row, completely sober, and then I hit the floor suddenly. What's your party trick?

What's your party trick?

I get my baps out! :w00t:

I get my baps out! :w00t:

Blimey NO - those things could KILL somebody!! :shocking:

Look, seeing this is going to be heavy night I will bring out my special Optics on a Wheeled Trolley......there you go, move your fat **** Ceri....thats it, if I position it there you won't even have to get up off the stool to refill. I'll put the bar fridge there so you can get your mixers and bottles of bud AND I have some rich tea biscuits left over so have them too.

I was going to have a night off tonight to spend with my boys on their first night back but Mr Cat is in bed with flu, eldest Catlett has just gone to a friends for a sleep over and middle Catlett is at footy training. Baby Catlet is watching tv exhausted after our marathon train track building session this afternoon....I made the most complicated tracking system out of Brio that you ever did see, it was fantastic.

So....I shall come back here where I am appreciated.