Somehow I think I am going to need a few Brandy's tonight!

Somehow I think I am going to need a few Brandy's tonight!

Why's that then ils :wink_kiss

Hey, have you seen Steve is in the building...is that the same one that does the quiz? Correct me if I'm wrong but I think he was rather taken with me last night....

Hey, have you seen Steve is in the building...is that the same one that does the quiz? Correct me if I'm wrong but I think he was rather taken with me last night....

I have Cat, and yes he did seem rather taken, not sure it was by you though :ninja:

I have Cat, and yes he did seem rather taken, not sure it was by you though :ninja:


It was me I tell you.

Cat, what is this obsession you've got with Steve?

Ils, why doesn't Steve post anymore?

Cat, what is this obsession you've got with Steve?



Commenting about him once is hardly an obsession PJ, he just seemed a bit taken with me....I didn't once reciprocate tho....oh no. :wink_kiss

Ils, why doesn't Steve post anymore?

I can't answer for him I'm afraid, you will have to ask him yourself when you see him :D

Ok then i will...... *off to other thread*

Right more beer....slide the bar top fridge to me will you ils...I don't wan't to lose my place as PJ is sat here next to me - when he comes back from calling Steve.

One each side eh Cat?:wink2:

You are just such a tart :ninja:

Well I am getting VERY confused. The other day she fancied Lugger Buggs. Then it was PJ. Next it was Steve. Then last thing yesterday she started on Groucho!!

If I were you dab I would be VERY concerned. Do not go to the Chatroom again, for I fear you are next on the hitlist. :ohmy:

Any chance of a beer or two please.........

Fear not, Ceri. I'm up for it. :wink_kiss

Okay, it's time to get hammered. I'll have a top row cocktail, please, and someone better mind these guns for me. :gunsmilie

Fear not, Ceri. I'm up for it. :wink_kiss

Okay, it's time to get hammered. I'll have a top row cocktail, please, and someone better mind these guns for me. :gunsmilie

let me take care of those for you Dab....much safer in my hands I think...
another drink....I think I will

Give them to me dab..I'll put them over here with mine :gunsmilie

Ceri..what is your friggin problem..I can fancy as many like.

Actually I do know what your problem is....your jealous.

Give them to me dab..I'll put them over here with mine :gunsmilie

Ceri..what is your friggin problem..I can fancy as many like.

Actually I do know what your problem is....your jealous.

I think you'll find I offered before you did so bog off ........here Dab let me.....

If you two keep grabbing that gun it's likely to go off! I'll just put them behind the bar, in case we need them later.

OK..dab..only trying to be of help. You come and sit here with me...NOT THERE PJ SITS THERE.....here. There we go. :)

What shall we talk about tonight then.

If you two keep grabbing that gun it's likely to go off! I'll just put them behind the bar, in case we need them later.
Ok, that sounds safest......it's that Cat she's always grabbing and pushing...she's the same at work if the fruit boy comes in....always going for his banana box first. :naughty:

Hey, maybe PJ's gone to fetch his three pretty classmates. Shall we make room for them..?

I'll have another beer ...and put this away with the others... :gunsmilie

Hey, maybe PJ's gone to fetch his three pretty classmates. Shall we make room for them..?

What the ones with the Plywood teeth...nah, he wouldn't bring them in here.

What the ones with the Plywood teeth...nah, he wouldn't bring them in here.
Nah this is far too classy a joint for them

What the ones with the Plywood teeth...nah, he wouldn't bring them in here.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

But he seems to find them very attractive, doesn't he? Strange, that...

Okay, following recent instructions

I'm here :gunsmilie :drinking:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

But he seems to find them very attractive, doesn't he? Strange, that...

Don't be daft! He's just being kind...he's like that you know.

Don't be daft! He's just being kind...he's like that you know.

Yeah, I remember being kind at that age, too. Kinda lecherous! :devil:

Okay, following recent instructions

I'm here :gunsmilie :drinking:


We're the Hot Lead Clique. We're armed and dangerous and very very drunk! :angry:

I like the sound of armed and dangerous (is that extremely dangerous? :wink2: ) Can I join?

Okay, while you two are planning mayhem I'm just gonna get some food and then watch Hustle. See ya later in chat, I hope.

I like the sound of armed and dangerous (is that extremely dangerous? :wink2: ) Can I join?

Absolutely! You're very welcome ILS, pick your weapon!

Righto.....it's got a bit dry in here.....MORE BEER please.....whoever is in charge tonight......and some nibbles too...got an attack of the munchies now......

Thats me Buzz...been on the whacky backy again have you...

Big beer coming up before you stab my eye out.
xxx

Thank you Cat...............

btw Have you changed your signature? It looks different somehow.. :shutup:

no





:photo:

Water please. I'm disgustingly hungover today. And I think I'm still a bit pished...
And yes cat, the "three pretty classmates" were out last night too! I'm sorry.

Water and erm......one of Flippys extra thick egg n bacon butties is the cure for you Peej...enjoy!

What does a body have to do to get a drink round here? There's a bottle of Rioja Crianza over there with my name on it but I don't do self service....:cry:

Actually it's buy one get one free night so there are two bottles with your name on....here ya go and a free packet of mixed nuts!

beer. lots of it. problem with work. manager issues. meeting them tom morning. problem with old friend returning after 1 year. all answered by getting ratarsed. canadian beer. molsen is what i would like. hit the spot. 2 at a time. fantastic!

Heres a mixed crate...I think you need it!

cheers!!...

I fancy a vodka & orange juice tonight please Coastie, and as I am a bit flush, I'll stand everyone else one :wine:

Cheers Coastie...that's MUCH better!!

:drinking: :beer: :wine:

Wahoo party night tonight...... :cool:

Goodevening....a cold beer for me please...gagging.

Iced tea please - with peach.

Here you go my dear....one very large cold beer.....Mr B has just gone to the pub so this is me for the evening now.....

Am I invisible or something? :cry:

Iced tea please - with peach.

And here you are Floopy.....how ya doing???

a litle short-tempered this evening, I must admit, the baby is coated in lemon curd pavlova - deep joy

a litle short-tempered this evening, I must admit, the baby is coated in lemon curd pavlova - deep joy

They taste better with Southern Fried chickin coating... :bag:

Who's looking after the bar whilst Coastie is away?

They taste better with Southern Fried chickin coating... :bag:

blimey girl! you're sharp tonight!

pass me a large red wine please! :wine:


btw whenever my son looks over my shoulder and sees this picture on the screen :wine:... he says that's you mum that is!!! cheeky so and so!

lls...I am going to be very pushy (out of character for me I know) and offer my services as Cat is likely to be tied up being agony aunt for a while.

What can I get you???

blimey girl! you're sharp tonight!

pass me a large red wine please! :wine:


btw whenever my son looks over my shoulder and sees this picture on the screen :wine:... he says that's you mum that is!!! cheeky so and so!

Give him a sound thrashing and drink this then :wine:

what's the entertainment for the evening Buzzster?

*Phew thank goodness for that - I don't think I could take Cat being in charge again I would have to have found somewhere else to drink*


I'll have a bottle of Bud please Buzz :beer:

And one for your goodself :D

Hello everyone, I'm back from the outlaws.... Could murder a bottle of Bud please, Buzz. How is everyone?

Good to have you back Patsy - I'll get that one for you :D

what's the entertainment for the evening Buzzster?

mmmmm, I said I would serve beer and other beverages...I can't do entertainment. :bag: Ive not the imagination of the cat........sorry bout that....

Patsy, lovely to have you back...a cold bud on its way....

Ils. a bud for you too......

Floopy, if you are able to provide some entertainment I would be very obliged....

erm, boggle anyone?

Good to have you back Patsy - I'll get that one for you :D

That's very kind of you ILS. Anything planned for this evening?

That's very kind of you ILS. Anything planned for this evening?
Boggle apparently....unless you have any other ideas.....

erm, boggle anyone?

Love Boggle, not like, LOVE. I'll play with you Floops.

What is boggle?

tell her floops

Love Boggle, not like, LOVE. I'll play with you Floops.

You can use the end of the bar....but any fighting and I will eject you both....do you hear me?? and on no account are you to make swear words......

You can use the end of the bar....but any fighting and I will eject you both....do you hear me?? and on no account are you to make swear words......

boLLox to that

boLLox to that

As you are a friend I shall pretend I didn't hear that Miss Patsy....but no more do you hear.....

Will someone tell me what Boggle is

Will someone tell me what Boggle is

Bit like scrabble ils...............only more boring (if thats possible)

You have about 25 little dice which have a different letter on each face and you shake them within a square container. The container has a compartment for each dice. Once you have shaken the letters up, you turn your egg timer over and have 2 mins to make as many words of 3 letters or more out of adjoining letters. They can adjoin horizontally, vertically or diagonally.

That's about it in a nutshell. You can find it at all good toy shops, and some rubbish ones too.

Bit like scrabble ils...............only more boring (if thats possible)

I think I will give it a miss then :wacko:

I'll just sit at the bar getting slowly p*ssed :drinking:

I love to Boggle, but no-one will Boggle with me, unless I go and visit elder Mrs Patsy. She's a gamer too.

Sadly, though, not a drinker. Ready for another one ILS. Anyone else?

I love to Boggle, but no-one will Boggle with me, unless I go and visit elder Mrs Patsy. She's a gamer too.

Sadly, though, not a drinker. Ready for another one ILS. Anyone else?

right then is that bud all round??
Pasty
ils
CAT???
Floopy what you having
Dolores are you still lurking....Do you want a drink??

come on come on out of the shadows and DRINK................

right then is that bud all round??
Pasty
ils
CAT???
Floopy what you having
Dolores are you still lurking....Do you want a drink??

come on come on out of the shadows and DRINK................

WTF's Pasty? Am I pale?

Ready for another one ILS.

Always ready and willing Patsy :D

Is the juke box working Buzz?

WTF's Pasty? Am I pale?

I did warn you that I would end up typing pasty, so don't bloody start now......I told you from day one......I did.......I said......it will all come out as Pasty.......

Is the juke box working Buzz?

No shall I sing????

If you're buying, I'll have a bud please Buzz though I'd prefer a Becks. What a lot of Bs. And another, Boggle, it's a great game. It can be quite exciting especially when no one's watching the egg timer and after five minutes someone finally notices the time is up and still you've only managed a three letter word.

I have just been to the cellar Nox, I really must kick that Coasties butt when she gets back, what a state it's in - the cellar - not her butt. Anyway, I have found a crate of Becks so here you go.............

No shall I sing????

:sick:

Best not, if your singing's as good as your service............... Where's my Bud?

:sick:

Best not, if your singing's as good as your service............... Where's my Bud?

I have never had any complaints about my services before I'll have you know...but then they' re usually to ****ed to complain
Here's your bud and your going the right way about getting yourself barred miss.

I didn't know what a Boggle was either ils. Thanks Buzz for taking over the bar, much appreciated.

I am trying to pull some entertainment together for tonight....but keep getting interupted.

I didn't know what a Boggle was either ils. Thanks Buzz for taking over the bar, much appreciated.

I am trying to pull some entertainment together for tonight....but keep getting interupted.

Your'e very welcome....

Sorry, Buzz. My mistake, thought this was a bar not the Spearmint Rhino!

You can dance on my lap any time (if I can ever get Grouch off). :wink_kiss

apologies for my delay, I have been embarassing myself here:

http://weboggle.shackworks.com/game.html

Who are you on as, floops? (good find, btw)

I was on as floopy, but I left cos I was embarassingly bad :laugh:

Right the boys are all despatched off to bed...time for the real merryment to begin...

Beer anyone?? Cat have you sorted any entertainemnt or does your real life keep getting in the way?? Frazzle anyone??

mmmm, me too. Can't use 3 letter words. Bummer :mad2:

Another beer would be good Buzz but I think I am going to sit in one of the armchairs now as I am in danger of falling of this stool! :wacko:

Do you mind! There is already entertainment here this evening! :mad2:

Did Buzz get 'em out again?

I was talking about the boggle convention.

Do you mind! There is already entertainment here this evening! :mad2:
What Boggle??? You cannot be serious........LMAO

Beers all round...drink up girls......

Rest assured, I shall be speaking to the area manager about this :mad2:

Rest assured, I shall be speaking to the area manager about this :mad2:
What is your problem??
Perhaps I can help.......he he he

a buttle of bod and more buggle please........... hic :sick:

what is it with temporary staff? They've been here five minutes and they think they know the regulars.


Pah

I know I'm a bit late and its nearly closing time, but surely there must be a boggle lock in tonight.

So glass of white wine and my pens at the ready.

Actually I do a form of boggle in my local paper, but we only get 9 letters and see how many words we can form.
Norfolk can only manage 9 letters, any more and there'd be too many complaints.

Norfolk's only got 7 letters. How about Minchinhampton, is that any easier?

Blimey, how tidy is this! Buzz did a marvellous job looking after the place last night. As I seem to be here first, I'll get breakfast.

Just continental today, though, I think. Croissants, toast, pain-au-chocolat, muesli, tea, coffee and juice.

....put some music on..........erm, what shall we have.................I know, I'll put Blue on while no-one's around.

that sounds delicious Patsy after the crap curry we had last night....sometimes they just don't hit the spot do they.

:bag:

I can't think of many things more disappointing. Except maybe the chat last night. Where was everybody? Orange, grapefruit or tomato juice?

Oh. And there was me thinking you enjoyed my scrotal epidermis anecdote...

Oh. And there was me thinking you enjoyed my scrotal epidermis anecdote...
I thought you had been warned about this dab. Naughty boy.

It was very quiet here for a friday night...usual it buzz's (no pun intended)...maybe everyone's still exhausted after last weekend.

Nevermind..we have tonight...

I have no great plans today...clean the car, iron, washing...poking my nose on here. Definately not having a skanky curry tonight tho.

Patsy, how was the week at In Laws?

Dabby, that was the ONLY entertainment in there last night. I returned from 3 days away, gagging for some engaging chatter and perhaps a quizlet or two and, apart from you and ils, it really wasn't rocking.

I've booked tonights entertainment. hope that's ok:

Humphrey Halliburton

Master magician and illusionist

VENUE: SOMBA rooms bar & grill

TIME: 7pm til late

http://www.allampkin.com/magician.jpg

Mr Halliburton has asked me to round up a group of volunteers* to take part



*all volunteers reponsible for own safety. Must be 18+ years old

ooo me, me!

PJ

Any chance Humphrey could divert to my "Virtual Party" thread? I'll pay his cab fare and yours, of course.

Yeah Peej - the SOMBA Room's are closed tonight - we're all at Patsy's for a virtual party! http://img76.exs.cx/img76/2747/martillazo7bl.gif

I want to be a volunteer too please PJ, I'm very bendy tell him.

I want to be a volunteer too please PJ, I'm very bendy tell him.


...and will probably be legless WITHOUT the need for smoke and mirrors...

oooh, that gives me another idea.......

:blink: Oh no..... not another idea :blink: :laugh:

Hello everyone

Beer please who evers serving/buying....

...and will probably be legless WITHOUT the need for smoke and mirrors...

.







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The bar's not open tonight, Cat, coz everyone's coming round to mine, hopefully. I've got one here for you, just use our special entrance (?). I'll leave it on the latch for you.

OK....on my way....

Good morning everyone and how are we all post party??

I am doing a sunday morning special today:

Rice Crispies
Toast and Marmite
Pot of Tea
glass of orange juice
2 x Paracetamol

Patsy that was a great party, I'm exhausted. :thumbsup:

Good morning Cat. :bye:

Just a cup of tea for me, please. Bit frail. :blink:

There you go dab, nice cuppa for you.

It's a lovely day here, I have spring cleaning in my bones today...yesterday I spent over 4 hours scrubbing the kitchen..and I MEAN scrubbing...walls, cupboard doors, microwave (which I think I have broken - put boiling water in the bottom to help clean and it exploded. But it keeps coming back on - just can't close the door as it trips the fuse for all down stairs when I do, hopefully it will dry out today).

The kitchen is now so clean its showing up the rest of the house so today I'm attacking this room (its next to the kitchen).

That was interesting wasn't it. :bag:

Yes, it was actually. It confirms my theory that you have the constitution of an ox! (A good looking ox, that is :wink_kiss )

I hope your microwave survives. Mrs Dab's a chef, you know, and she's pretty switched on with appliance maintenance and stuff. She steam cleans the microwave - nukes a bowl of cold water and lets it carry on steaming for a while to loosen all the bits of big soup etc that the rest of us have cemented inside her pristine machine.

Thanks for the cuppa. Needed that. You're a star.

Thats what I did...just without the bowl!!

Right...this room here I come.....

Morning everyone. Great tip for the microwave Dabs. Mr P is a chef too, but he's used to having KPs so cleaning isn't his strength.

I'll have the works please Cat.

Hope you all enjoyed the party, sorry you had to leave early Dabs. We lost one fireman, two cheerleaders and the northern comedian at one stage, but found them eventually in the empty shed with Ceri. She was rocking and rolling last night. Chat was interesting with our friend in there(!)

The cleaners have just arrived and I saved the Leicester Tigers for myself. :w00t:

Going to rugby this morning, then packing for a few days in France tonight.

Can't wait.

Just the orange juice and the tea for me please Cat, I don't think I could face food! :sick:

There you go ils...right I really must crack on...emptied the underthestairs cupboard so far.

Sorry - I had no idea the bar was closed last night. poor Humphrey was locked in here over night and has almost drank the bar dry!

Afternoon everybody.

Loved the party last night Patsy, though Ceri did get a bit carried away with the fairy liquid :w00t:

And no I've not just got up, I've already been to church and been food shopping, so there :p

Afternoon Andrea...I too have had a very busy day...have been scrubbing this room and boy do I mean scrubbing, my poor fingers are red raw.

So I think I deserve a beer for being such a scrubber.

Pint of larger please bar personage....anyone joining me?

Ooh a bit early for me yet Cat, maybe later though.

Ooh a bit early for me yet Cat, maybe later though.

Have a bag of crisps then...and don't chomp, I hate that...chomp chomp chomp.

Pint of larger please bar personage....anyone joining me?

I will Cat, just been shopping and I could do with a beer before I put it all away!

CHOMP, CHOMP,CHO.....oops sorry cat.................nibble, nibble, nibble :wink_kiss

I will Cat, just been shopping and I could do with a beer before I put it all away!

There you go ils a nice cold bud.

ooh I am so enjoying sitting here is a clean room....just wizzed across the road to the shop to buy a bunch of flowers to put in vases on window sills. This is a very light room, there are two window right next to each other.

What shall we do this afternoon then?

How many fireman did you manage to "entertain" last night then :laugh:

How many fireman did you manage to "entertain" last night then :laugh:


I lost count in the end Cat, I think it was between 15 & 20 :naughty: I did save you one though Cat, did you like him?

I lost count in the end Cat, I think it was between 15 & 20 :naughty: I did save you one though Cat, did you like him?

OMG!! thats what the noise is....

...runs upstairs to the lockable cupboard and releases very frightened fireman...

OMG!! thats what the noise is....

...runs upstairs to the lockable cupboard and releases very frightened fireman...

If I had known you were going to neglect him Cat, I would have looked after him myself or let Patsy have him.

I'm sorry ils...just got carried away with Haydons arrival and all the shed activity.

I have promised him some one to one time next week so he's quite happy.

:bye:

Hi everyone, just got back from the rugby club (driving therefore drinking coke) and feeling a bit tired, so could do with a sharpener. Shall we go and sit on the sun terrace?

Andrea...come on...still can't be too early can it..got me a big bottle of Baileys and ice.

Evening all!

I've brought my own bottle - any glasses going free?

Evening all!

I've brought my own bottle - any glasses going free?

a classy bird like you doesn't need glasses Fee! Just a straw!

Like the new avatar btw! It is not disimiliar to you!

What with the bottle in hand...?

I thought it was quite apt.

:laugh:

Yeah looks just like you...no knickers :laugh:

:blink: How could you tell?

Hi everyone, just popping in for a swift one. Getting up at 5.00am to catch the ferry to Calais.

Mr P has surprised us with a few days in Normandy, bless him. Hope he's remembered to stable Champ!

Take Champ with you! They like horses in France....pan-fried, normally.

:naughty:

Hi Girls, a nice cold bud for me please :beer:

Have a good time in Normandy, Patsy :D...

What have you got in your bottle Fee? :w00t:

I'm not sure ils - it might be Saki, but it is damn fine - want a swig?

*wipes top of bottle*

Take Champ with you! They like horses in France....pan-fried, normally.

:naughty:

is this yours Fee? :pooh:

Oh sod patsy...touchy witch..I'll have a swig tho...


..wipes mouth in anticipation...

What? That little spoonful of Dijon Mustard?

(Goes lovely with cheval au beurre)

There you go Cat? What d'you reckon?

Saki or Meths?

There you go Cat? What d'you reckon?

Saki or Meths?


hmm...not sure. Hit the spot tho...can I have another go Fee.

...help yourself, plenty more where that came from?

*Sits back and waits to see what happens to Cat before drinking anymore...*

BTW - your little sister Tulip is superb on the advice front. :thumbsup:

want a swig?



Go on then :drinking:

...help yourself, plenty more where that came from?

*Sits back and waits to see what happens to Cat before drinking anymore...*

BTW - your little sister Tulip is superb on the advice front. :thumbsup:



ooh...AHH AHHHHH AHHHHHHH..blimey bit hot fee.

BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH/!

Tulip and Maeve are my dads twin sisters.

Good evening....anyone joining me for a pre dinner beer?

I'm buying.

Helloooo Cat! I'd love a beer please - and some of those camel scratchings Coastie sent from Egypt please.

Phew, thank the lord. I've only got euros with me, can I owe you one? I haven't moved for 3 hours. Do I have a problem?

Think I'd better have a brandy please, Cat, and a bag of Salt 'n Vinegar.

Coming right up ladies...large Brandy and 2 beers please bar personage.

Oh and some crisps.

Patsy, so good break..what did you stay in, or did you just sleep in the car like you usually do (cheap scape).

No, I used Isis's caravan.

No, I used Isis's caravan.


Did you all fit in there?

http://www.englishgypsycaravans.co.uk/salesimages/wagon1t.jpg

Sorry, is this the insult thread?

I'd like a 5 minute argument please.

I need a beer please Cat, as I am still trying to get over having my ear bent for 4 and half hours :wacko:

Hi, ils. Must have been awful for you. All that talking and listening and everything. You must be shattered...........

Hi, ils. Must have been awful for you. All that talking and listening and everything. You must be shattered...........

It was just terrible Patsy..... I couldn't get a word in edgeways and the things she said were shocking :shock:

ils............. this is you........... talking to me.......... COME ON!!

Oh Hi ils! Glad I caught you. You know those two bitches that you said I must avoid - the fat, man mad crazy ones?

Was it Cat and Buzz or Coastie and Buzz? Or Dol and Cat?

ils............. this is you........... talking to me.......... COME ON!!

Honest Patsy, she chewed my ear off :laugh:

I need a beer please Cat, as I am still trying to get over having my ear bent for 4 and half hours :wacko:

Were you really at lunch with Fee then....and when did this little friendship strike up then...met often have you? :mad2:

Oh Hi ils! Glad I caught you. You know those two bitches that you said I must avoid - the fat, man mad crazy ones?

Was it Cat and Buzz or Coastie and Buzz? Or Dol and Cat?

Oh hi Fee, I didn't see you there :bag:

Cat - she was all over me; it was s.o.o.o embarrassing. Even asked me to chew her ear (and in my gym as well)

Were you really at lunch with Fee then....

Unfortunately yes :ninja:

Unfortunately yes :ninja:

You never told me you were going to lunch with Fee...you do realise that we are in the middle of an intergalactical battle?

I just wish you had told me thats all ils, I never ask for much.

I'm sorry Cat, it was thoughtless of me not to mention it :blush:


If, and that is a big if, we meet up again, you will be the first to know! :ninja:

Thank you ils, I should hope so....another beer dear?

Yes please :beer: Is there any entertainment tomorrow night?

No, I'll get these - I picked up Mr P's wallet by mistake.

Beers all round?

Oh Hi ils! Glad I caught you. You know those two bitches that you said I must avoid - the fat, man mad crazy ones?

Was it Cat and Buzz or Coastie and Buzz? Or Dol and Cat?

Um pardon me.....but I would like some clarifiacation on this comment please??

Do you consider me
a) a biatch
b) fat
c) man mad
d) crazy
e) all of the above
f) none of the above and you werejust shooting your mouth off trying to look clever??

And I would like a beer please.........

erm, hi Buzz, need a drink (she asked knowingly). I'm in the chair.

Evening all. :) Can I have a beer please?

Um pardon me.....but I would like some clarifiacation on this comment please??

Do you consider me
a) a biatch
b) fat
c) man mad
d) crazy
e) all of the above
f) none of the above and you werejust shooting your mouth off trying to look clever??

g) I never said any of it, she made it all up :ranting:

Hey, shall we take our cold beers and go chill out in chat?

g) I never said any of it, she made it all up :ranting:

Right then where is she???? :ninja:
I'll slap her legs for telling lies and then wash her mouth out with soap. Ad missy ils, if I find out that it is you who is lying, you are in for the same treatment.....

Hey, shall we take our cold beers and go chill out in chat?

I'm game, Dabs

I'm in there...

Nice glass of wine for me please, whoever's serving.
Or is it help yourself, oooh please let it be help yourself.

Right then where is she???? :ninja:
I'll slap her legs for telling lies and then wash her mouth out with soap. Ad missy ils, if I find out that it is you who is lying, you are in for the same treatment.....


She made me do that to her already Buzz... (I think she quite enjoys it)

She made me do that to her already Buzz... (I think she quite enjoys it)

Ooerrrr. Well in that case..... :wacko:

GOOD EVENING!!!

An EXTREMELY LARGE beer for me please bar personage...I am in the mooood for a good boooooooooooooooooooooooze.

Anyone joining me for an early evening drink.

Yes please, Cat. :) Did your website building go well?

There you go dabster, a HUGE beer to join me.

yes it did go well, it was really interesting..I have just tried to access it and can't tho, don't know why that is. Never mind....as soon as it is accessable I will post the address. It's very basic but myself and the lovely buzzster are very proud of ourselves.

What are you up to this evening?

Another ?

I'll have a Lucozade please.

Why is it I can keep going all day at work, but the minute I step in the door I'm exhausted?

I can't believe what a fibber Fee is, tut tut tut....

Glad the website building went well Cat, can't wait to see it :D


I have a vodka & diet coke please, I am going to start as I mean to go on!

I can't think floopy.

A big lucozade coming your way...did you want some fruit in that. I always hated that drink. What about a nice Dandilion and Burdock...that used to be my fave.

Anyhow...any nibbles to wash that down with dear?

Are you coming out to play this evening.
x

Do you know, I;ve never actually had dandelion and burdock.

I want some NOW. Darn it Cockney is in bed suffering from a migraine, I can't send him out for it.

I will most certainly be about this evening, although for how long I don't know :closedeye

Thanks Cat, that was lovely. I won't have another just now though, cos I'm off to see Kate Humble :wub: in Africa (on 2 at 6).

Glad the web-building went well and look forward to seeing it.

Have a great time tonight, ILS. :drinking:

See y'all later. Off to Africa now...

I'll probably pop in when I get back from the pub! I doubt you will still be around though, knowing what you are like Cat :drinking: :ninja:

It's not to everyones taste...bit like Marmite...you will either love it or hate it. It looks like Coke.

I'll probably pop in when I get back from the pub! I doubt you will still be around though, knowing what you are like Cat :drinking: :ninja:

True









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tastes like marmite? ew!

Oh I see what you mean. Right well I'll have one of them then.

Ok...here you go then floopy drawers..a dandelion and burdock.

Enjoy.

I have a very grumpy baby here who doesnt want anything to eat or drink, doesnt want to go to sleep and is generally being a pain in the bum.

I think a bath may be in order, put mine back in the fridge will you?

Could I have a coke please :bag:
I am off out tonight and in a fit of generosity I offered to drive....
ever wish your gob was hermetically sealed at birth and you could only drink through a straw :mad2:
So a lovely diet coke with ice and lemon please (got to have something to makeit interesting) and a small time machine to whizz me forward to about 11pm when I can get home and have a proper drink........

There you go then Buzz if you must..

...sends diet coke flying across the bar in a stroppy manner...

Blimey Cat - what's your problem then?

Quadruple gin on ice please and whatever you're drinking:)

Cheers Fee...I ain't got no problem...just didn't want Buzz to go out tonight thats all.

Heres you quadrupal humdinger.....and thanks for mine....I'll have another bud ta.
xx

Can I have another Vodka & Diet Coke please Cat, just before I go out!

catches coke and wipes slops off her hand with bar towel.

Well thanks Cat.........that's great.......whats left in the bleedin glass anyway.

Cheers everyone

quietly slurps coke, muttering obscentities under her breath about real people wanting to go out on a Friday night

I hope you and Buzz are not out together, seducing Quizzy for all the answers, Ils...:mad2:

I hope you and Buzz are not out together, seducing Quizzy for all the answers, Ils...:mad2:
Certainly not Fee. I would never ever go out with anyone from the board on a private meeting without informing everyone else first and opening it up for a general meet. Cos that would just be mean!! :laugh:

Here you go ils...a quick drink before you go out eh!

throws drink across the room, it smashes against the wall...and storms out the room..

Here you go ils...a quick drink before you go out eh!

throws drink across the room, it smashes against the wall...and storms out the room..

I'll remember this when you go out for an evening! :wallbash:

Cos that would just be mean!! :laugh: Are you calling Fee mean, Buzz? :ninja:

well I just might go out too then :ranting:

Celebrations!

Come and toast the happy couple
Charles and Camilla
here at the bar
5pm today
http://www.msn.co.uk/PIDL/CONTENT/125133/ULI-cf4dc626.jpg

Flags and buffett provided.
Formal dress please.

Ooh lovely, I'll join you later Cat to toast the happy couple.
An aparetif before I go out later :drinking:

I'll give this one a miss thanks all the same Cat! I'll rather watch Strictly Come Dancing!

Aww come on Ils, you could toast Ken and Diedre instead. :thumbsup:

I'm not going anywhere today if I can help it and I mean anywhere, not even to the next room. So I'll see you all there. I haven't got anything formal to wear, can anyone lend me anything? Size 10 :laugh:

I'll give this one a miss thanks all the same Cat! I'll rather watch Strictly Come Dancing!

Oh come on ils, as you said so yourself a party cannot start until you are there....I will make the snug a wedding free zone if that helps.

Oh ok I'll come along and toast Ken and Deirde!!!

But only cause I luv ya :hug:

Size 10 :laugh:

...and what will the other leg be wearing?

a very pointy shoe aimed at your ample behind............

Ok...bunting up...pictures of the happy couple up....buffett ready....bar stocked.


http://www.msn.co.uk/pidl/91514039/news_royalwedding3_1451.jpg

http://www.carnivalstores.com/acatalog/12SSM1.jpg

Right I'm ready to party....who's ready too?

Hiya Cat. You look beautiful this evening! What'll you have?

Thank you dab, don't get told that often enough. I shall have a bottle of bud and a big cuddle please.

One bud... :) and a big hug of the bod! :hug:

Hi Cat, Dab asked me to give you this :hug:

Could you put this poster up please, it's about tonight's entertainment. C & C have said they'll drop by later, so I've arranged something special for them.

Hi Cat, Dab asked me to give you this :hug:

I gave her one myself, Pats. :)

Could you put this poster up please, it's about tonight's entertainment. C & C have said they'll drop by later, so I've arranged something special for them.

Uh oh...

Thankyou dab, would much rather receive directly than by a 3rd person. And here's one for you too :hug:

We need to get a big one ready for ils when she comes in too...

Have you got the snug (The Royal Wedding Free Zone) ready for me Cat?

TONIGHT!

LIVE ENTERTAINMENT IN THE BAR

SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE

FIRST ACT 7.00PM

SECOND ACT - LATE AND 'X' RATED - SUBJECT TO DEMAND

WE WILL BE HONOURED BY THE PRESENCE OF THE HAPPY COUPLE THEMSELVES (ALREADY SLIGHTLY WORSE FOR WEAR, SO SHOULD BE A LARF) (NO, NOT KEN AND DEIRDRE)

[QUOTE=dab]I gave her one myself, Pats. :)

:ohmy: A little early, Dabster and on an empty stomach.

A little early, Dabster and on an empty stomach.

Better early than never! :) http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage03/11.gif

Have you got the snug (The Royal Wedding Free Zone) ready for me Cat?


Yes of course ils....thru here..



http://www.msn.co.uk/pidl/91514039/news_royalwedding4_1451.jpg

Oh..so sorry ils...I'll just take that down.

Now what would you like to drink, and me and dab would like to give you a group hug.

Better early than never! :) http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage03/11.gif

Blimey dab...I've just asked ils to join us...is there room...you seem to be firing from all pistons there mate?

>>>> barges in through door <<<<<


Is Cat in here??

Yes of course ils....thru here..

Now what would you like to drink, and me and dab would like to give you a group hug.

I'll have a bottle of bud please Cat - thanks for taking that down, it was making the place look untidy :D

I never say no to a group hug!

Oy ...CAT !!!!

Oy ...CAT !!!!


Patsy, **** its the big man.....tell him I'm not here

...Cat dives behind the bar

Oh you total ****ing ignoramous you!

^^^^^^^^^^^

I know you're in here somewhere Cat. I think you owe me a drink, lady!!!!

Blimey dab...I've just asked ils to join us...is there room...you seem to be firing from all pistons there mate?

Oops! Sorry Cat, don't know what I was thinking... :whistling

Er, SF seems to be trying to attract your attention.

ILS, big hugs! :hug:

Cat realising her cover is blown, gathers her self together and pops up from behind the bar.

OH HIYER Surv..how are you....can I get you a drink my friend?