Beer, Bottle, B1tch, whatever you want it to mean.

Miss PJ will not be going actually as the poor thing has an exam on Monday.


Thats a shame.

You shall bring your b1tch then. What shall I wear?

Is anyone having a party tonight?

I'm going to a party to celebrate a kitchen being decorated :wacko:
Oh and yeh it's mine and hubby's 6th wedding anniversary.
So plenty of beer and wine around tonight :drinking:

Thats a shame.

You shall bring your b1tch then. What shall I wear?
Well, with all due respect, I don't think you should wear those crotchless panties again. They were a bit much last time.

Well, with all due respect, I don't think you should wear those crotchless panties again. They were a bit much last time.

I'll wear something over them this time then...what sort of party is it and what are you going to wear?

It's just a studenty party. If it all gets too much for you, you can always go and sit in the flat upstairs with Boyd the landlord. He's an alcoholic so he is.

Can I have a nice cold beer please barpersonage.

Not sure wether to go out with PJ tonight or stay here, is anyone doing any entertainment?

I'll have a cold one too, please.

I don't know, Cat. Looks like it might be a quiet night in here tonight. :unsure:

I suppose I could get me mouth organ out after Doctor Who...

That would be nice dab. I could get the fire going and we could all gaze into it whilst you play whistfull tunes that cunjure up memories of times gone by.

Will you be wearing a checked shirt.

I'll wear a check shirt if that is your desire, ma'am.

But if we're sitting by a roaring fire, I thought I might...
http://pages.prodigy.net/bestsmileys1/emoticons3/cowboy3.jpg

Hello lovely people. How are we this beautiful sunny day?

Good Lord, Dab, you've put on weight!

In that case I shall be wearing this:

http://threewishes.com/images/cowgirl-fb.jpg

I think I will stay here actually and not go to the party with PJ, sometimes I get the impression he dosn't take our relationship very seriously. What do you think?

Nice hat, Cat!

I've brought my new red throbbing monster to show you. Would you like to see it?

I think I'll go and get ready!
http://pages.prodigy.net/bestsmileys1/emoticons3/cowboytub.gif

Yes please Patsy.

show us your throbbing red monster Pats! Please!

Quick Cat, help me, Coastie's got me trapped in the PM room. Can't ........... get.........away.............from................. .........

I'll wear a check shirt if that is your desire, ma'am.

But if we're sitting by a roaring fire, I thought I might...
http://pages.prodigy.net/bestsmileys1/emoticons3/cowboy3.jpg


Oooo Dabby..... :wub:

show us your throbbing red monster Pats! Please!


Made it. Saints preserve us, that Coastie is freakishly strong! Here it is Dol.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/Patsy271/rabbit.jpg

Here Coastie, quick...

Sit on this


http://www.christinesrodeopics.com/images/bullride9.gif

I think that needs to see a doctor, Pats. :blink:

sh*t

Errr, um, sorry about that.

I meant............... Here we are!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/Patsy271/S3400002.jpg

He was born today. A sporty little number, with a few extra bits. I love him. He is mine.

Ooooh nice car Patsy. Is he a goer?

Ooooh nice car Patsy. Is he a goer?

Spanked him back up the M20, via a retail outlet place. He goes like a me after a night on the beer!

Here Coastie, quick...

Sit on this


http://www.christinesrodeopics.com/images/bullride9.gif

Oooo I was thinking about hiring one of these for the night....thought it could be an attraction in my little bar! :laugh:

Patsy....nice set of wheels! :cool:

Thanks Coastie. Look what you did to my wrists!

Has Patsy bought a new car? :bag: :unsure:

Ahhh Ceri...finally a lady of taste and class has entered the joint....since you are the first lady to show this evening you may have free drinks all night! :wine:

Patsy.....that is a self inflicted injury...there is no way you can blame that on my Bucking Bronco so Buck you and the bull you rode in on! :angry:

Coastie you are a gent........or should I say a LAYYYYYDEEEE!! :laugh:

Well if you must, I will have another bottle of Bolly. This one has been going down very well so far, a bit like my good self really. :naughty:

One free drink for all.....Scooby is on the site! Wooo Woooo! :wacko:

:beer: :wine: :drinking:

HELLO SCOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hug: :wave: http://img99.exs.cx/img99/8577/yupi3ti.gif

Has anyone noticed all these funny little red cars cropping up everywhere? :unsure:

All so terribly common! :bored:

Here have a :beer: as a reward for your class observation!

Can i tentativley sniff an open bottle of beer, just to see if it makes me feel sick or not.....I have a deep suspicion it will so stand well back...

Coastie donns special plastic apron and protective goggles....

Here ya go Buzz :beer:

Can i tentativley sniff an open bottle of beer, just to see if it makes me feel sick or not.....I have a deep suspicion it will so stand well back...

Buzz do it...I've just finished my second bottle and feel the best I have done all day.

Woo woo

Can i tentativley sniff an open bottle of beer, just to see if it makes me feel sick or not.....I have a deep suspicion it will so stand well back...

you really are a martyr the cause aren't you Buzz - you brave brave lady - they don't hand out George Crosses for such bravery do they? If they did you'd get a couple to pin across your chest!

Okay I am going in.....................


Eughhhh that tastes absolutely vile......................but I shall power through....

Eughhhh that tastes absolutely vile......................but I shall power through....


Yes, and the same technique works for drinking when you have a hangover too.

:bag:

you really are a martyr the cause aren't you Buzz - you brave brave lady - they don't hand out George Crosses for such bravery do they? If they did you'd get a couple to pin across your chest!

Hey you'd need more than a couple to go over my chest misses :laugh:

Has anyone noticed all these funny little red cars cropping up everywhere? :unsure:

Yes, dab - and it's not even as if it is for sale...

:whistling

http://img.kelkoo.com/shopbot/34001/medium/67/07/46/67074662.jpg

Yes, and the same technique works for drinking when you have a hangover too.

:bag:

yewwww, now I feel really sick :sick:

Well this is my baby.....

http://www.autovia.sk/images/homepage/skoda_fabia_yellow.gif

Would anyone like to join me for a nightcap?

I'm off to bed now my dear.


xxx

Night night my friend.

xxx

Goodmorning everyone. Was going for a run but just couldn't be arsed, going to get some college work done instead then tackle the ironing whilst watching both American Idol and the marathon.

This afternoon I will be cooking lamb.

Cuppa tea to start the day please bar personage.

Big cuppa tea for moi, please, barperson. I have a sleepless night to recover from. :blink:

Morning Cat :bye:

Big cuppa tea for moi, please, barperson. I have a sleepless night to recover from. :blink:

:

I'm not suprised Mr Dabbitallover after your perfomance in the chat room last night - shocking, simply shocking.

Another cup of tea dear? Would you like some toast with that?

:laugh:

Yes please :cry:

I'm sorry

Yes please :cry:

I'm sorry

From where I was standing, you didn't have much choice...I blame Ceri and Patsy totally.

I shall be having words with them both.

Well, it's nice of you to say that, but I was a bad boy. :(

Cat believe you stood me up last night Cat. Get me a beer for your cheek :angry:

From where I was standing, you didn't have much choice...I blame Ceri and Patsy totally.

I shall be having words with them both.


You and whose army? :mad2:

Cat believe you stood me up last night Cat. Get me a beer for your cheek :angry:

Ok, there you go, sorry.

Were the plywood teeth possey there?

Enters bar, blearily fumbles with change, drops some on the floor, slaps a handful of coins on the counter.


Hair of the dog Cat please thanks.

You and whose army? :mad2:

I don't need an army Missey, the poor man had no escape...you drugged him didn't you....and as for Patsy.

I would like to see you both in my office at 3pm.

Enters bar, blearily fumbles with change, drops some on the floor, slaps a handful of coins on the counter.


Hair of the dog Cat please thanks.

There you go SF a pint of milk and gerkin froth.

Good night then, is it clean enough for you to share with us or was it one of your more seedy joists.

I think someone laced my milk. I woke up at 6 am in an alleyway with some polaroids scattered around me with a note 'cough up or the missus gets copies'. I'm not sure who the woman in the photos is but she looks a bit like you from behind Cat.

SO you're not denying it then!

I was out with PJ last night. :shutup:

Right, all ironing and college work is done so I am going to have some quality here now.

Anyone care to join me for a beer?

Before you start drinking. have you booked our accomodation??

I'll have a bud please................cos I already booked the flights.....

God, I'll have a drink too please - have just found a black sock in the once-white wash and am feeling a tad emotional.

Before you start drinking. have you booked our accomodation??

I'll have a bud please................cos I already booked the flights.....

YES!
God you are a moaning minney today.

God, I'll have a drink too please - have just found a black sock in the once-white wash and am feeling a tad emotional.

Oh dear...here have a big one on me.

:smartie:

Hellooooooo. Back from another beating on the rugby pitches. I'll have a pint please. Anyone else, my treat.

Thanks Cat - I feel quite shaken by the experience - my bestest top was in there.

Just as well my cat was passing when I unloaded the machine.

You don't know how to dislodge a cat from a u-bend do you?

Why did that little road sign appear at the top of my post?

Good afternoon Patsy...yes I'll have a beer please.

I'm breaking the habit of a life time and not cooking sunday roast today...going to have chicken in a sauce and rice.

SO THERE!

Good afternoon Patsy...yes I'll have a beer please.

I'm breaking the habit of a life time and not cooking sunday roast today...going to have chicken in a sauce and rice.

SO THERE!

You will burn in the fires of hell you know!!!

Have broken my habit of a lifetime & have not had a roast - had dinner out,just me & Dave so am arriving at SOMBA bar well oiled :drinking: & intending to continue - Monday morning be damned

Have broken my habit of a lifetime & have not had a roast - had dinner out,just me & Dave so am arriving at SOMBA bar well oiled :drinking: & intending to continue - Monday morning be damned

WAY TO GO JAYCEEEEEEEE

Seems like a habit breaking day today....let me get you another drink to keep you topped up.

Way ahead of you lady..........just slide the glass in behind the others!

Hello everyone. All crumpled from a heavy siesta. Think I'll just have a nice cuppa tea, please.

Fee, did you ever find out why that sign appeared on your post?

Hi dab - I was concerned it might have been a secret RSPCA alert, but I think it might have been poor finger control en route from keyboard to touch pad....like this...

Hi dab - I was concerned it might have been a secret RSPCA alert...

:laugh: Me too! :laugh:

we're daft, aren't we?

Right my round....another one for Jaycee, dab you can take you cuppa tea and shove it where the sun don't shine matey...you are having a wake me up drink this avo....Cointreaux (is that how you spell it?) and a large strong coffee, Fee..anything thats going as usual dear?

Round em up bar personage

Hi Dab, tired after any particularly unusual exertion, by any chance? :devil:

Ooo, I'll have a Cointreau too, please. I like a fancy liquer (fner fner).


Right my round....another one for Jaycee, dab you can take you cuppa tea and shove it where the sun don't shine matey...you are having a wake me up drink this avo....Cointreaux (is that how you spell it?) and a large strong coffee, Fee..anything thats going as usual dear?

Round em up bar personage

Thanks Cat - drip tray will be fine for me!

There you go Patsy have a bottle to share with the dabster.

Fee, sorry you don't ahve to have the dreggs, you can share my crisp bottle of white with me.

WE ARE GOING TO IRELAND!

WOO WOO

PS Where is ils this weekend

Oooh thanks Cat!

I am rather worried about ils actually! She has gone away with the real people again....

Okay, thanks Cat. But can I have my Cointreau in a hot chocolate, please? That's my fave chocolate and orange rocket-fuel combo.

Hi Pats. :bye:

Where is ils this weekend

She's been up to London to see The Producers. Won't be home till late tonight.

:wink_kiss

There you go dabster, a hot chocolate.

Fee, do you think she might leave us and enter the world of real people for good? We are going to have to dissuade (sp) her from this. At least when I see real people they are people that post here....there is no other way.

Most of my world is here now.......

Spelling well tonight Cat. Swallowed Blink, did we? :laugh:

I'd like mine over ice please.

Spelling well tonight Cat. Swallowed Blink, did we? :laugh:




What the frig is that supposed to mean? Wasn't it spelt right?

Explain please. :wacko:

I'm saying you were right, you defensive git!

I'm saying you were right, you defensive git!

Why should I have swollowed Blink you festering peice of plop on the face of humanity.


Another drink dear?

Oh god PJ's just come in...do I look alright Patsy?

You've got toilet roll tucked into your pants again.

Oh..fiddle fiddle...there thats better.....teeth patsy...any spinich between my teeth - he likes my teeth

Spelling well tonight Cat. Swallowed Blink, did we? :laugh:

I'd like mine over ice please.


Excuse me, but little Blintzie is all mine!

Cat - here quick - handkerchief - left nostril - snot

open wide, let me see, no can't see...... phoaarrrrrrrr have you eaten cheese? Here spray this, quick!

Excuse me, but little Blintzie is all mine!

Cat - here quick - handkerchief - left nostril - snot


Where...there....got it.....thanks fee.

Fee, did you walk this in? :pooh:

** Cat positions herself on a bar stool sips her drink and flicks her hair nervously, glancing more oft than is necessary at the bar door, her right knee is trembling ***

**Patsy whispers to Cat**

When he comes in don't look at him, right. Pretend like you're not interested, right, and that. Know what I mean?

What's everyone whispering about?

**Patsy whispers to Cat**

When he comes in don't look at him, right. Pretend like you're not interested, right, and that. Know what I mean?


OK...you stand there tho.

Right, I'll sit on this stool, you stand there between me and the door. I'll tell you when he comes in. Don't make it obvious.

God, you're really pale, have a short quickly!

ok...give us a swig of your Cointreau..glug, glug. I was due to go out with him last night and stood him up..do you think that was a good move or not?

:sad: He's gone

:sad: He's gone
Awww poor cat.......let down again......here have a drink, make you feel better

h ehe he he he he e :laugh:

Oh God! Patsy's heart starts pounding.

Haydon's in.

Oh God! Patsy's heart starts pounding.

Haydon's in.

He never comes in the bar tho Pats...far to common.

Well Haydon did pop in once....unfortunately it was when Dolores was singing and doing her thing with the python....

He hasn't been back since :sad:

Hiya Coastie! Have you seen the Dublin thread? cat Buzz and patsy are all booked!!

I've just read thru it...and you hint has earned you a free drink...

:wine:

Why thank you kindly, you old bar-steward, you :laugh:

Just want to keep my best customers happy Fee! :laugh:

Now.....does anyone know what happened to Sergio the Massues the other day...Buzz was the last to use him! :unsure:

I think he got thrown away with the other empties Coastie - it was a sad sight, and quite scarey.

Oh dear...ho well......

Another glass of wine for the Feemiester? :wine:

Yes please - I'm in training for Portsmouth and Dublin now, so it's essential.

Plus there's a very funny film on at the moment that needs a bit of a drink to accompany it!

ooo...what film that? :blink: Not that I can watch it anyway..working! :(

:beer: :beer: here's a couple of beers...I'll keep em coming...training is an essential part of an SO meet!

I'm Back!


Have you missed me? I'll have bud please and whatever anyone else wants!

It's called A Mighty Wind, Coastie - it's the Spinal Tap lot demolishing the folk music scene!

Phwaw - just about had enough for tonight - mustn't peak too soon!

I've missed ya Ils...almost had to lay off a worker on account of your missed custom! :laugh:

Right drinks are on Ils folks!

:beer: :wine: :drinking:

(Ils your first one's for free! :beer: )

It's called A Mighty Wind, Coastie - it's the Spinal Tap lot demolishing the folk music scene!

Phwaw - just about had enough for tonight - mustn't peak too soon!

Ooooo....yeah that is quite funny but I think I was halfway through a bottle of red when I saw it so I have no idea how funny I would find it sober! :laugh:

Fee...here's some friends of mine to help you get in the mood for Pompey!

http://www.ubyssey.bc.ca/20020807/HT-sailors.jpg

Welcome home ILS! :bye: Was it a good show?

I've missed ya Ils...almost had to lay off a worker on account of your missed custom! :laugh:

Right drinks are on Ils folks!


(Ils your first one's for free! :beer: )

Cheers Coastie! :beer:


Dab - thanks for the welcome back :D

I thought the show was ok but it really wasn't my cup of tea. It was really well produced (:wink2: ) and the cast were great, but it just didn't appeal to my SOH although I have to say Lee Evans was fantastic! There were 16 of us that went to this show and we were very much split down the middle as to who liked it and who didn't. 8 liked it and 8 didn't!

I thought the show was ok but it really wasn't my cup of tea.

From what little I remember of the film - from years ago - I don't think it would be mine, either. My friend raved about it but it impressed me so much I can't really remember it.

Hope your weekend was good though?

Here you go ils - something on the jukebox for you...

Play (http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/prod/images/sound.gif)

Oops - machine's not working again!

:wallbash:

If you ask nicely the boys will sing! :wacko:

Nice to see yo back Ils! Think I'll have a beer to celebrate! :beer:

Just the one Dol.....gosh you really are cutting back aren't you! :blink:

Just the one Dol.....gosh you really are cutting back aren't you! :blink:

golly you're cheeky lately!

I said to my son the other day was he drinking my beer cos they seemed to be disappearing at a fast rate!!! ....he said the beer always goes fast in this house! cheeky monkey ... have you been giving him lessons Coastie?

*kicks machine*

Try it now...

Press Play (http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/prod/sounds/springti.wav)


Oooooh Coastie - didn't see the boys there! Where did you find them?

golly you're cheeky lately!

I said to my son the other day was he drinking my beer cos they seemed to be disappearing at a fast rate!!! ....he said the beer always goes fast in this house! cheeky monkey ... have you been giving him lessons Coastie?

I would never be involved in the corruption of such a young innocent mind......I always aim to be a positive influence..... :angel:

*
Oooooh Coastie - didn't see the boys there! Where did you find them?


Gay Pride march by the look of some of 'em I'd say! :laugh:

I would never be involved in the corruption of such a young innocent mind......I always aim to be a positive influence..... :angel:

One thing about kids Coastie ... they HATE positive influences!!!

*kicks machine*

Try it now...

Press Play (http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/prod/sounds/springti.wav)


Oooooh Coastie - didn't see the boys there! Where did you find them?


like the tune Fee.....

The boys were just passing and asked if they could pop in so I said yeah sure....feel free to say hi...

Yep Dol - looks like they're en route from Brighton - specially the one in the platforms :laugh:

One thing about kids Coastie ... they HATE positive influences!!!

See there's the proof kids don't like me......or is it the other way round...hang on a minute...erm.... :blink: :unsure:

Yep Dol - looks like they're en route from Brighton - specially the one in the platforms :laugh:

Shhhh I've fixed him up with Cat for the weekend! :shutup:

Yep Dol - looks like they're en route from Brighton - specially the one in the platforms :laugh:

I think that's Brigette Neilson!! :w00t:

*kicks machine*

Try it now...

Press Play (http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/prod/sounds/springti.wav)




Cheers Fee :sad:

Want a drink?

*get it yourself*

Dol - good to see you too! Barperson - what ever the lovely Dol would like on me ! :beer:

Dol is on a Cabbage Juice diet thing at the mo....it's yuck and gives her terrible wind but hey that's what she has requested so.....

Anyone up for 'Fairtrade' this morning?

Hello barpersonage....I will have a drink of what ever whilse I wait for the result of the Bookcase Quizz.

I am feeling very confident.

Oh...and some nibbles too, wont be having dinner till gone 8pm.

ta.

sOZ A BIT SLOW THERE cAT...HERE YA GO :beer:

Ooo capslock....:blush:

Anyone else for some of Flips Fingery Niblets!

Just a beer for me please Coastie! :beer:

For you Ils....a nice cold one from a fresh keg... :beer:

Cheers Coastie :D

It is very quiet in here tonight!

There all watching hells kitchen

Of course!

Do you want a beer whilst you are here, Cockney?

I'm not, I've been out with my human friends this evening.

I'm not, I've been out with my human friends this evening.

Gosh you must earn lodsa money....I mean it costs enough to pay just one person to be your friend let alone a number that qualifies as friends! :wacko: Still at least they didn't leave you in the train toilet this time with the guy with the freaky stare and dandruff problem..... :blink:

I'm not, I've been out with my human friends this evening.

You want to watch that Patsy - risky business, you know....

Evening Fee...would you like one of your special cocktails tonight? :)

You want to watch that Patsy - risky business, you know....


I know, but it's ok. I met them in Gloatsville (they still work where I've just left - ha ha!).

shhhh no-one has seen me OK??? - I am nipping in for a mega quick gulp of something to celebrate my silver medal on the bookshelf comp. And scarily wondering who has got whatever shoved up their sleeve!!

*shhhh - I've gone already*** shhhhhh

Willl you all shhhhhhhhhhhh

No on e has seen me I am a figment!!

Oooooh please Coastie. I'll have a Scotch and Amaretto please.

With an olive, but hold the cherry.

Anyone else want to join me?

and Coastie, if you're getting the cocktail shaker out, can you make sure you're wearing your industrial sports bra? Don't want them popping out again now do we???

Anyone else want to join me?



Dare I? :ninja:

Coastie dons super dooper sports bra....with added suspension straps!

Right here we go Fee..... :wacko:

*****shake***********shake********rattle***shake

Oops sorry flip...erm yes if I could just get that olive out of your ear...er yes...

PLOP!

There you go Fee! :wine:

Well I am drowning my sorrows for being the penultimate in the bookcase comp!

I will have a Stella with a dash of lime please (pint, Flip's buying!)

M

:drinking: there you go Marmy....oh and have a seat in the new booth..... Billy the Bod will be along to entertain you shortly! :w00t:

Dare I? :ninja:

Go on ils - it's lovely - and Coastie's gone to so much trouble!

Coastie - same again for ils while you're in the swing...

I will have a Stella with a dash of lime please (pint, Flip's buying!)

M

Ok - you did not heed my shuusssshh - so I am sticking a large quantity of dosh behind the bar for your pleasure, spend as your will desires [it is v. large], and I am off to bedski ... oh and yes girls I have my reasons !!!!!!!:wink2:

:drinking: there you go Marmy....oh and have a seat in the new booth..... Billy the Bod will be along to entertain you shortly! :w00t:

In fact here he is now:

http://www.the-jokes.com/hunks/0887.jpg

Coastie - same again for ils while you're in the swing...

Swings the word...I almost had Patsy's eye out last time....the right support was a little lacking...I shall sort the problem and be right back..... :blush:

Whey heyyy drinks all rounds chaps and chapesses! (thanks Flip)

Coastie, is Billy the new pole dancer????
M

Whey heyyy drinks all rounds chaps and chapesses! (thanks Flip)

Coastie, is Billy the new pole dancer????
M

No he normally works in the kitchen with Flippy...he just asked if he could meet you....he likes riding apparently! :mellow:

Fee, help me PLEASE. Keep Coastie away from me, she's driving me mad!

I'll have a brandy and cranberry with a side of baby oil please!

Your not having a drink until you answer the question! :mad2:

Oh and Billy prefers show sheen to baby oil....hence his interest in Marmy! :naughty:

We'll keep her on cocktail duty Pats - she's bound to knock herself out soon, the rate she's going!

Great job you're doing there Coastie..:thumbsup:

Oooops! Oh well, never really liked that little china Babycham.......

She's going to hypnotise that poor lad the way she's going. I think I need to take him in :devil: hand.

She's going to hypnotise that poor lad the way she's going. I think I need to take him in :devil: hand.


But I haven't even attached the tassels yet! :blink:

But I haven't even attached the tassels yet! :blink:
Oh God! Fee, distract her. I'll hide the tassles.

Any sign of my drink Coastie?

Now!

Not until I've fixed me tassels....OIY ya scamp! :angry:

A chase ensues...Fee leaps the tables...Coastie rolls over them (not as nimble) ...they crash round the back of Marmies table causing her to fly forward into the lap of Billy....who now seriously thinks he's in with a chance....Fee dodges and takes a swing around the pole on platform two...it's like a scene from the Matrix as she whizzes back towards the bar...Coastie slides across the floor and manages to catch an ankle...Fee trips...women and children scream...

Qick Pats - grab one end of this. we should be able to hold her until the doctors arrive....

http://prague.tv/galleries/funny-pics3/giant-bra.jpg

Murrmdmmdmsmmmsofabmmhsnwjkfiakkkmmfnhh :angry:

Sirens approach!

At last, a use for the Millennium Dome. Coastie, have you got something in your mouth, dear?

Ooops, hello Billy. :shutup:

Oi gerroffim!


I was just going to plait his tail!

M

And so sanity returned to the SOMBA Rooms.....for a while anyway! :unsure:

A nice hot mug of tea please Coastie! I can't seem to function without a cup of tea 1st thing in the morning!

A nice hot mug of tea please Coastie! I can't seem to function without a cup of tea 1st thing in the morning!

I'm a coffee girl in the mornings - strong and black and in the afternoon I drink tea ...... so come on hands up all those who were fascinated by that insight into the wonderfulness that is ME!!!!

so come on hands up all those who were fascinated by that insight into the wonderfulness that is ME!!!!

http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage23/20.gif

How do you like your coffee Dol white no sugar one large

Hallucinogenic

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_12_11.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

Dol looks like that smilie with or without the caffine and drungs! :laugh:

It's Friday!!

Party in the bar tonight??? Buzz you get the nibbles, ils you do the decorations, floopy can you sort out some entertainment. Patsy you get the boys.

Come on lets
PARTY!

entertainment, right.

Erm

Countdown anyone?

ils you do the decorations


oooo goody I love decorations!

Patsy - make sure they are fit, theres a good girl :naughty:

Dol looks like that smilie with or without the caffine and drungs! :laugh:


Oooh i didnt' know drungs were on offer!

Put a few bottles of wine in the cooler:wine:


Anyone for boggle:ninja:

Anyone for boggle:ninja:


I would rather have a boggie woogie! :laugh:

DRINKanyone??

I thought you would never ask! :wine:

A very large Vodka & diet coke for me Buzz, ice but no lemon :D

On it's way ils.......

Any of you other lightweights??

Come on..........IT'S FRIDAY................

edit to say: I have to pop off for a little while....domestic rituals to see to. I shall be back ....keep my seat at the bar warm!!!!

I'll have an apple tango with you.

Have to bath the bub in a bit, but then I'll be back

I don't know :ranting:

You get invited for a drink and then they all p*ss off and leave you to mind their seats :mad:

YES PLEASE!!!

It's all thanks to Buzz that I'm here at all....just spent the last hour friggin virus fighting. BUT all is well now...we fought the virus and WE WON...HURAHH!

So can I have lots and lots of beer as I plan to get hammerooooned tonight...Oh yeah.

Who's climin on board my boat to blottoville?

I don't know :ranting:

You get invited for a drink and then they all p*ss off and leave you to mind their seats :mad:
why do you think we invited you??

Stop whining and get the beers in........ :laugh:

You can go off people you know :mad:

And get your own bloody drink madam and a Vodka for me!

I'll get your's Buzz.

Whats going on tonight then....no decorations, nibbles or posters up for entertainers....you lot are friggin useless.

Shaddup whining and have a beer...................



did you get my book today????

Shaddup whining and have a beer...................



did you get my book today????

No, but I put up lovely new blue backing paper on the pin board and I have your cash here.

Cheers

Shaddup whining and have a beer...................


I'd rather have a Vodka!

I'm ba-ack.

Pookie Pie is fast asleep. all bathed and smelling gorgeous.


So what's the plan?:w00t:

No, but I put up lovely new blue backing paper on the pin board and I have your cash here.

Cheers
Why didn't I get me book?? I want me book.........

Have anoher

I'm ba-ack.

Pookie Pie is fast asleep. all bathed and smelling gorgeous.


So what's the plan?:w00t:
the plan is to get me book............

booooooooooooooring

booooooooooooooring
Oh right "O Boggle Queen" what are your plans then??? huh huh...

erm, rude boggle?

tsk, Is that the best you can do?? rude boggle indeed..........


just out of interest how many letters do you get in boggle......

The book man didn't come today Buzz..but the fruit boy nearly did. :w00t:

Is your book man totty then girls? Ours looks like someone from middle earth... :shocking:

We don't have a fruit man.....does he simply deliver fruit or does he provide other services? :unsure:

Anyway.....drinks are on the house until.....noon! :w00t:

Cheers Coastie :D

A nice hot mug of tea for me please ....

Thanks coastie, I'll have a large cuppa, thats all I can manage at the moment.
Had a rather heavy night in chat....having flash backs of men..more than than one...tartan underpants.....chains......cuddly toys....

oh dear :bag:

Cuppa for me too please gotta make a cake for my youngests birthday tomorrow.

its good to share cat

Thanks coastie, I'll have a large cuppa, thats all I can manage at the moment.
Had a rather heavy night in chat

It is surprising you held out that long! :ninja:

Don't forget the Apprentice tonight Cat your chance to see the WS jacket.

its good to share cat

Was it? :bag:

I think I'll take that spare :bag: I need it more than you

I think I'll take that spare :bag: I need it more than you

You're welcome.....why don't we make today National Brown Bag on the Head Day - we could celebrate that?

:bag:

Don't see many brown bags these days maybe i'll try a tesco one

don't try this at home kids Maz slips quietly off her chair

You could adapt a hoover bag? Or try your local Deli.

We could do this at the meet in Portsmouth...all sit there with bags on our heads.

I think I'm going to wear one now for ever....saves having to keep taking it on and off.

Good idea no struggling with the hair anymore let the roots come shining through it could catch on with designers ideas for Phillip Treacy I think thats his name anyway.

Off to make tea now for Mr M he's going to be majorly pi**ed off this morning as he was working outside.

We could do this at the meet in Portsmouth...all sit there with bags on our heads.



You can if you like but you won't catch me with a bag on my head :laugh:

We could do this at the meet in Portsmouth...all sit there with bags on our heads.



this is an excellent idea and it will also negate the need for me to explain who the bunch of nerds I'm sitting with is, if I see anyone I know! :bag:

this is an excellent idea and it will also negate the need for me to explain who the bunch of nerds I'm sitting with is, if I see anyone I know! :bag:

Shall we cut eye holes or just bummble around aimlessly. :bag:

Shall we cut eye holes or just bummble around aimlessly. :bag:

Well we'd need a hole for beverages to be poured down I think that's the only hole we'd need to be honest! Mind you the bag would end up a bit soggy wouldn't it?!

Well we'd need a hole for beverages to be poured down I think that's the only hole we'd need to be honest! Mind you the bag would end up a bit soggy wouldn't it?!
No you don't need holes for drinking..jsut very long straws that can be inserted up the bag to the wearers mouth - no wet patches.....not that I have given this any thought at all.... :bag:

No you don't need holes for drinking..jsut very long straws that can be inserted up the bag to the wearers mouth - no wet patches.....not that I have given this any thought at all.... :bag:

Maybe we should have plastic bags just incase, don't wan't them going soggy do we. Or they could be made of sacking...that would be better...big brown sacks right over our shoulders.

What do you think?

Well sacking would soak up any dribbles how long would they be? :bag:

Off to get the grankids now to help me bake a cake for their dads b day will come back later when I have scrubbed the kitchen. Will have to remove the :bag: driving is difficult.

Well sacking would soak up any dribbles how long would they be? :bag:
I think to knee level would be useful. May come in handy if we get caught short for the loo - we could do a Paula and no one would notice...and you have a handy piece of cloth for soaking up the dribbles :bag:

Personally I think that Dol should use a carrier bag! :w00t:

Right...thats the flag bunting up for tonight....got the George Flag flying high and lots of red and white ribbon drapped around....now I have a special delivery of some real ale's from the local area so the party is set for tonight....

Raise a glass to St. George! :drinking:

I'll be here Coastie :beer:

Woo...I was hoping you'd say that....I need someone to take charge this evening...I'm off Karaokiing! :w00t:

Be afraid...be very afraid! :w00t:

ooh are we having another party tonight? Goody, I'm going to come as the Pearly Queen.

ooh are we having another party tonight? Goody, I'm going to come as the Pearly Queen.


this has made me laugh cos I'm rude!! will you be wearing a "pearl necklace" fnar, fnar!!!

this has made me laugh cos I'm rude!! will you be wearing a "pearl necklace" fnar, fnar!!!

Trust Dol to lower the tone! :glare:

There will be no morris dancers Cat...that is my only rule! :excl:

Don't like Morris Dancers....the mad one that prances around in a frock traditionally waves a balloon made of a goats bladder.

Very upsetting.

Don't like Morris Dancers....the mad one that prances around in a frock traditionally waves a balloon made of a goats bladder.

Very upsetting.

Excellent......

Mind you if you want to use tonights celebrations to practice your May Pole dancing feel free! :w00t:

Excellent......

Mind you if you want to use tonights celebrations to practice your May Pole dancing feel free! :w00t:

Good idea...May Pole Table Top Dancing.

We could all take a turn.

Woo...I was hoping you'd say that....I need someone to take charge this evening...I'm off Karaokiing! :w00t:



I'll keep them all in order Coastie :wink2:

http://pharyngula.org/images/rf_morris.jpg

The faces of evil! :mad2:

http://www.nbbd.com/NewsObserver/archives/030417/030417c.jpg

Right you lead Cat.....wooo! :w00t:

Look here I am with one of my friends who likes to wear a tv on his head....beats a paper bag I suppose.

http://www.urban75.org/photos/protest/images/jubilee08.jpg

When is the party starting cos I'm ready for a beer....bud please me old mucker.

I think I may have to pop off to the corner shop to obtain some beverage for tonight, me thinks :thumbsup:

I think I may have to pop off to the corner shop to obtain some beverage for tonight, me thinks :thumbsup:

We've just been...my corner shop is across the road from me..I am on a corner too.



Off you pop then.....hurry.

What a coincidence, our corner shop is just down the road from me, well actually there is one down the road one way and another down the road the other way :w00t:
And I live on a corner too.

Oops edit to say, I'm popping off now.

I think I may well join you ladies in getting somewhat bladdered later and chatting up Cat (as she has now publically stated she thinks she would like to be chatted up by a woman - :w00t: !!)

I think I may well join you ladies in getting somewhat bladdered later and chatting up Cat (as she has now publically stated she thinks she would like to be chatted up by a woman - :w00t: !!)

you hoo..I'm over here :bye:

Ooooh I am so looking forward to this.....I was a bit worried in the chatroom last time as you went all sensible on me....but I can see now it was all my fault. :wink2:

Ooooh I am so looking forward to this.....I was a bit worried in the chatroom last time as you went all sensible on me....but I can see now it was all my fault. :wink2:

What was your fault.

uh oh.... :shocking: