What was your fault.

You only went all sensible because Patsy and dab were getting all the attention...I can see now that you are a lady that needs to be sole subject of a girl's affections. :D

uh oh.... :shocking:


Now come on dab. You know you love it. :naughty:

You only went all sensible because Patsy and dab were getting all the attention...I can see now that you are a lady that needs to be sole subject of a girl's affections. :D

Oh shut up.

You give up quick. Light weight.

I'm having hot honey and lemon this morning....I'm a little hoarse following last nights karaoke :blush:

Right lets party.......Flip has made a bowl of her potent punch so tonight is the night to get tipsy...snog the guy you think is yummy but haven't had the guts to tell...and then you can blame it on the booze later if it doesn't work out! :naughty:

Hello! :bye:

Hello Claire....can I get you drink of Flippys punch? :wine:

I've nearly finished my bottle of wine ... I may have to start on my emergency whiskey to be drunk enough to snog blokes I fancy!


Somehow I NEVER have any trouble snogging the ones I don't like!!! why is that?

Ok yes please Coastie.. but no alcohol for me, I'm faaaar to innocent!!

Somehow I NEVER have any trouble snogging the ones I don't like!!! why is that?

You're obviously not wearing the right perfume....or you are simply to tiddled to realise how butt ugly they are until it's to late....the idea is you have a few drinks so you can still focus when need be and then you make the move on the gorgeous hunk (third stole from the right...ohhh actually no you can't have him he's mine...you can have the one over there by podium three...) any way you may not be razed but he doesn't know that so you can still blame the drink if he isn't mr right!

Could you girly girls go into the snug please, the footie's on. Cheers.

Ok yes please Coastie.. but no alcohol for me, I'm faaaar to innocent!!

Claire a word in your shell like ... people don't like liars! :w00t:

I'm not a liar!! :w00t: Bottle of pop please Coastie?

Okay Dol...go on he's waiting....pucker up....

http://hunks.punt.nl/upload/B/kamron_boonteesud.gif

'Gosh I wish that gorgeous Dolores would come over and kiss me...it's driving me insane all this waiting!'

Dol, do you guys mean kiss... like toungues and all? :shocking: Thats very naughty! Don't you have to get married first? :unsure:

Hi girls :bye:

A bud for me please Coastie!


Claire it makes a change for you not to be drinking at this time of night, normally you are tiddly by now!

Me? :shocking: Wrong person hun! :naughty:

I would like you all to me Coasties fella for the evening.....

http://www.kammafa.it/images/fotovip/ricky6.jpg

'Hi ladies....'

He's really old! :shocking:

Aww Peej...you always have to make an entrance don't you! :glare:

http://www.welfonder.com/images/men%20in%20kilts/3_kilt.jpg

:w00t: Peejay pull your kilt down at once! :shocking: I nearly choked on my bottle of pop!

Oh I get it, when you were in the chatroom the other week, you were only pretending to be drunk ! Thought so! :w00t:

He's really old! :shocking:

I beg to differ - he's really young!! far too young - get up some grisly knarled old hippie type please Coastie!!!!

Oh I get it, when you were in the chatroom the other week, you were only pretending to be drunk ! Thought so! :w00t:

OMG! I'm the opposite I spend half my life pretending to be sober! :wine:

I beg to differ - he's really young!! far too young - get up some grisly knarled old hippie type please Coastie!!!!


Yeah well I'm only 12 today... so he looks way old for me!! don't tell Coastie how old I am, she may kick me out of here!!

Well Dol...this is Leonard...he thinks you're groovey so I'll send Sean onto Ils (she'll be glad to take him off your hands!)

http://www.oldhippie.de/images/old_hippie_bilder_very_old_2.jpg

Hi Groove chick.....love the flowers in your hair babe!

Isis is going to be soooooo jealous!

Aww Peej...you always have to make an entrance don't you! :glare:

http://www.welfonder.com/images/men%20in%20kilts/3_kilt.jpg

...and I'm liking his entrance :naughty: ...or is it his exit ... I'm too drunk to be sure!! :w00t:

Well Dol...this is Leonard...he thinks you're groovey so I'll send Sean onto Ils (she'll be glad to take him off your hands!)

http://www.oldhippie.de/images/old_hippie_bilder_very_old_2.jpg

Hi Groove chick.....love the flowers in your hair babe!

now we're talking... don't let the snow on the roof fool you when there are so many fertility symbols round his neck ... now where's the one with viagra in!!!

Dolores takes "young" man away before all the other letches on here get a good eyefull and try to entice him away!

...and I'm liking his entrance :naughty: ...or is it his exit ... I'm too drunk to be sure!! :w00t:

So now you're saying you would rather have Peej than the Leonard....Leonard will be heart broken...he was about to ask you to sing Sonny and Cher's I've got you babe' on the karaoke machine aswell! :sad:

Bye guys I'm off to bed... it's way past my bed time! (don't tell mum!!) :bye:

So now you're saying you would rather have Peej than the Leonard....Leonard will be heart broken...he was about to ask you to sing Sonny and Cher's I've got you babe' on the karaoke machine aswell! :sad:

no! leonard for me please! PJ is far far too handsome for an old crone like myself! Remember I only kiss ugly blokes!

Bye guys I'm off to bed... it's way past my bed time! (don't tell mum!!) :bye:

lightweight! it's not ony your body that needs to gain a bit of weight but also your partying spirit!!!


Night night lady!

no! leonard for me please! PJ is far far too handsome for an old crone like myself! Remember I only kiss ugly blokes!


I thought the idea of this evenings exercise was to get you to kiss the guys like Sean...to get beyond the Leonards of this world! :huh: I'm so confused....pour me another drink....oh what am I saying...I pour the drinks around here! :shocking:

I thought the idea of this evenings exercise was to get you to kiss the guys like Sean...to get beyond the Leonards of this world! :huh: I'm so confused....pour me another drink....oh what am I saying...I pour the drinks around here! :shocking:

oh dear I have confused you haven't I! let me pucker up good for Sean - it's just that I hate the feel of firm young flesh and a large, pulsating, vital love length!

oh dear I have confused you haven't I! let me pucker up good for Sean - it's just that I hate the feel of firm young flesh and a large, pulsating, vital love length!

Okay.....a little to much information there but hey...Sean is all excited again now...as for Leonard he's just found Patsy at the end of the bar! :laugh:

hmmmm...bit scary in here!

Ahhh a new customer...welcome BBD...what can I get you sir... beer :beer: wine :wine: lager :drinking:

maybe a small strawberry daiquiri.... :cool2:

Come and sit next to me BBD, I will look after you! :wink2:

Maybe I didn't say it clearly enough....would you like a beer :beer: wine :wine: lager :drinking:

We don't have a smilie for a strawberry wotdoyocallit! :sad:

:thumbsup:
a small cider if you will then........I'll stay a while...

Right....erm...... :beer: for BBD!

Oh and a free bag of pork scratchings since you are a new customer! :thumbsup:

Come and sit next to me BBD, I will look after you! :wink2:

I'd watch this one carefully BBD if I were you:cool2:

kind thanx....I'm honoured.

farewell for now - the old dog's a bit tired :closedeye

Good night sir...do call again! :bye:

Nite nite BBD, sleep well :bye:

I'd watch this one carefully BBD if I were you:cool2:

oh how right you are.... I have previous recollection of this member!!

I'm not sure what you two mean :wacko: I'm an angel :angel:

if you say so.............. :wink2:

if you say so.............. :wink2:

Hello TheBigBadDog...I love your avatar is he of international status like my big bad dog (who incidently smells gorgeous at them moment, we went for a run this afternoon and I washed him in my Timotei Sensations with extracts of coconut oil).

Nice to make your aquaintance...are you up for a beer later?

I'm having a pre drink beer, I was going to abstain (again!!!!) tonight but all the boys had sodded off to Ross's football match and we con't be eating till gone 8 now...Freddie is bathed and changed and watching Ceebeecbees, so I can't miss out on an hour or two undisturbed in my favourite bar...can I?

PS Is it sodded off, or have sod offed ?

Hello TheBigBadDog...I love your avatar is he of international status like my big bad dog (who incidently smells gorgeous at them moment, we went for a run this afternoon and I washed him in my Timotei Sensations with extracts of coconut oil).

Nice to make your aquaintance...are you up for a beer later?

most generous...I assume you will be buying? should be popping back around 21:00hrs - pleased to meet you too, I trust you are well?

BadDog! Where've you been hiding?

Careful of that Cat, she'll have you on your back and be tickling your tummy before you can say woof.

most generous...I assume you will be buying? should be popping back around 21:00hrs - pleased to meet you too, I trust you are well?

ooh I shall have to buy you a quick one now, won't be around later...so

DRINK IT

I would like a nice cold glass of wine please...........cos theres no more beer left in the fridge at home......

How is everyone tonight??

Drinks are half price till midnight tonight......my profits have risen dramatically since Patsy joined the forum! :wacko:

Oh god...I want a wine now.

For the loose woman at the end of the bar eyeing up the talent and it's only 20:12! :wine:

For the loose woman at the end of the bar eyeing up the talent and it's only 20:12! :wine:

Loose..LOOSE. I'm not loose, I'm very choosey. :ninja:

Loose..LOOSE. I'm not loose, I'm very choosey. :ninja:

it wasn't that she was referring to when she said loose!

it wasn't that she was referring to when she said loose!

Well what the begeebers was she referring to then.

Drinks are half price till midnight tonight......my profits have risen dramatically since Patsy joined the forum! :wacko:

..........:glare:

..........:glare:

Patsy where the friggin frigsville have you been? Booked you on flights to Dublin and you p8ss off.

Martini with ice dear?

Campher and cointreau over ice please Cat. Been away with family to IoW for a rugby tour. Did I miss anything?

Not really, very quiet weekend....ROLF!

Who's Rolf?

Patsy, I'll have a pint of Castlemaine XXXX if you're buying, hen.

Who's Rolf?

Rolling On Laughing Floor.

I never get these things right.

I LARFED a lot this week end....my pinickle (sp) was Nox's post of Normal1 as the Gladiator...page 2 Normal1 Cat Walk Pats.

Who's Rolf?

...is he related to Ralph? Manys the time I've seen Ralph down a u-bend towards the end of good session!

Any chance of a glass of chilled white wine please.
Just a glass to relax tonight, kids are in bed and hubby's asleep on the couch.........again.

Who's Rolf?

Rolf Harris.....he's popping inlater to do a little routine! :wink2:

I'm going to have a hot chocolate to wash down the half pack of marshmellows I've just scoffed.... :sick: Just saw them in the shop and had the urge so bought a whole pack to share but no-one here likes them...so their all mine! :blush:

BadDog! Where've you been hiding?

Careful of that Cat, she'll have you on your back and be tickling your tummy before you can say woof.

Hi Nox. As an international traveller I've been lurking on distant shores, now however I'm back for a spell and decided to see who is still frequenting these pages..still a few old faces I remember - and many more I don't

As for Cat tickling my tummy - well I'm open to offers!! :w00t:

Evening all! Is that BadDog in here....he has offered to buy me a drink?



(Presuming BadDog is a boy, made that mistake once to often)

Evening Cat, oh yes BBD is a boy, I remember him well from last time he was here :naughty:


BBD - it's not the tickling of the tummy you need to look out for, but her obsession with goats :wacko:

Evening Cat, oh yes BBD is a boy, I remember him well from last time he was here :naughty:



Yay or a Nay ils :naughty:

Yay or a Nay ils :naughty:

If my memory serves me right - Yay! :naughty:

If my memory serves me right - Yay! :naughty:

This good....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/goatan1.jpg

Well seeing he's run off - can't be that much of a BadDog - I'm going to have a beer on my own. Brother round armed with a side of cow which I will be griddling later....and lashings of red wine.

But for now a beer just for me, on me todd, all alone.... :sad:

Glass of wine purleaseeee..................done the swimming lessons, done the homework, done the dinner...kids all ready for bed and watching supernanny.

Drinky poo for meeeee

I'm back, all hot and bothered :wink2:

A bottle of bud for me please bar person!

There you go ladies...2 cold bottles of bud. So ils....BigBadBoy...whats the news..spill.

:naughty:

Oooh ils! What have you been up to? let me get that Bud for you and you can share the gossip

*is a nosey cow*

.... and a Tequila and tomato juice smoothie for me please, barperson!

There you go ladies...2 cold bottles of bud. So ils....BigBadBoy...whats the news..spill.

:naughty:
Oi Oi Oi...I asked for a glass of wine please......I am off the beer at the moment and am trying to be more ladyeeee like and drink a winey or threee.....so come on mrs.....WINE.......I thank you

Oh I do apologise Buzz, a whiney whine whine for you and a tequila and tomatoe juice :sick: for the lovely Fee.

Manage to sort your car insurance dear?

I couldn't possibly say Fee, as I promised to be discrete!

Browsing as we speak, Cat!

When has ils ever kept it zipped?

And another large Bud for the bosomy lady please! In fact, put them all on my tab - I'm feeling a bit flush today!

Buzz, are you chasing BBD too, perchance?

I couldn't possibly say Fee, as I promised to be discrete!

ROLF!






.

Buzz, are you chasing BBD too, perchance?
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She better bloomin not be...I saw him first. :boxing:

Browsing as we speak, Cat!

When has ils ever kept it zipped?

And another large Bud for the bosomy lady please! In fact, put them all on my tab - I'm feeling a bit flush today!

Buzz, are you chasing BBD too, perchance?


No Fee I am a happily married laydeeeee and would never dream of lusting after anyone other than my husband.

**** me this wine gets to you quickly......and I haven;t seen BBD yet so don;t wish to comment

**** me this wine gets to you quickly......and I haven;t seen BBD yet so don;t wish to comment

OFF!

ON
Isn't this a game on here somewhere??

I saw him first. :boxing:
Actually, I did :ninja:

And another large Bud for the bosomy lady please! In fact, put them all on my tab - I'm feeling a bit flush today!



Are you hoping large amounts of alcohol will loosen my tongue, perchance?

Actually, I did :ninja:

And what did you do about it :angry:

And what did you do about it :angry:

You don't really think I am going to tell you that, do you? :laugh:

You don't really think I am going to tell you that, do you? :laugh:
Have you soiled him already.. :sad:

I Am Not A Plaything [yet] :wacko:

Good evening all.
Those ladies causing trouble again BBD.

Nice glass of wine for me tonight please, I need it.

comeing in for a chat ..And

Well, hello big boy! Is that your tail I see wagging, or are you just pleased to see me?


You want to watch this lot - they're all permanently on heat.

Oh hi Andrea.

:D

That post is not for you Cockney!

You want to watch this lot - they're all permanently on heat.
:D

pot
kettle
black

Well, hello big boy! Is that your tail I see wagging, or are you just pleased to see me?

I rest my case!


Hi Andrea! :bye:

you comeing in fee?

Evening all.
Thankyou Cockney for the invite :thumbsup:
Flippy, come on in for a quick chat.

Good evening all.
Those ladies causing trouble again BBD.

Nice glass of wine for me tonight please, I need it.


hmmmm....I seem to be a small topic on some posts. I aim to be quiet and discreet, so I'm going to observe from a distance for a while. I get frightened easily.

ILS is certainly one to watch if I remember correctly! I still owe CAT a drink...and will honour that soon.

Be good all of you - especially ILS!!! :devil:

hmmmm....I seem to be a small topic on some posts. I aim to be quiet and discreet, so I'm going to observe from a distance for a while. I get frightened easily.



You don't need to be frightened BBD, I'll look after you!

ILS is certainly one to watch if I remember correctly! I still owe CAT a drink...and will honour that soon.

Be good all of you - especially ILS!!! :devil:


Moi - I am an angel :angel:

**the phone rings in the bar***

DRING DRING......DRING DRING


"Allo SOMBA Rooms Bar, eet is Jose, hoo speak pleees"

"JOSE! its me Cat...I'm just leaving work, will be home in an hour...can you put a bottle of white in the cooler for me...cheers mate..."

[QUOTE=ilovesurvivor]You don't need to be frightened BBD, I'll look after you!

:hug: oK... MAKE SURE YOU DO....

Hello Bad Boy, fancy a quickie before Cat gets here? I'll have a tea please.

:hug: oK... MAKE SURE YOU DO....

Never fear, ils is here :hug:

Hello Bad Boy, fancy a quickie before Cat gets here? I'll have a tea please.


Sorry - missed your post earlier, out for a walk with my owner.

Always up for a quickie....let me know when :blink:

Right...line them up Jose....bit late as got distracted in newly opened sports shop at the Interchange. Ross needed new footie boots...70% OFF!!! I spent a total of £41 and bought new footy boots, 2 England stylee white T shirts for the boys, a pair of LA Gear 3/4 lengths for me and 5 stringy vest tops that show off my ample bosoms!

But never mind, here now....who's for a beer before I open the wine.

....just a small one for me then....how about you?

Always up for a quickie....let me know when :blink:

I'm ready for one now mate....mines a bottle of bud.

How was the walk...hope you didn't roll in sh!t like my bigbadboy did tonight.

Sorry - missed your post earlier, out for a walk with my owner.

Always up for a quickie....let me know when :blink:


NOW!!!!!!

leaps up and, with the swiftness of a predatory tigress, pins BBD to the floor

I'm ready for one now mate....mines a bottle of bud.

How was the walk...hope you didn't roll in sh!t like my bigbadboy did tonight.

of course not - I prefer to be clean............ish

NOW!!!!!!

leaps up and, with the swiftness of a predatory tigress, pins BBD to the floor


now it is then!!!! what'll you have..................?

We really should get BBD in the chatroom....:whistling:

rubs BBD's belly firmly and rhythmically causing BBD's leg to twitch

Do you like that Big Boy? Do ya? Do ya?

of course not - I prefer to be clean............ish


Thats a relief, so we share our first drink together....do you have any interesting hobbies BBD?

By the way...watch that Patsy, not nice.

kind of...........

but it's not a hobby much loved by the public generally.......

We really should get BBD in the chatroom....:whistling:

DON'T YOU DARE! HE IS ONLY AN INNOCENT DOG :eek:

rubs BBD's belly firmly and rhythmically causing BBD's leg to twitch

Do you like that Big Boy? Do ya? Do ya?


LOL - boy that's good!!! :blush:

kind of...........

but it's not a hobby much loved by the public generally.......

Spill.......are you a train/plane spotter??

Corrrrrrrrr, you like that don't you? Give Patsy a big lully kiss.

Beware the Cat who speaketh with forked tongue

planes are a fascination, and part of my job - so I guess it's one of them....

DON'T YOU DARE! HE IS ONLY AN INNOCENT DOG :eek:

Subtle as ever Ceri. Like it!

I think it has more to do with sniffing things. :)

planes are a fascination, and part of my job - so I guess it's one of them....

are you a....


PILOT!

I think it has more to do with sniffing things. :)



LMFHO - you lot are so funny................ :)

LMFHO - you lot are so funny................ :)

So you like funny then BBD :naughty:

My round...what does everyone want.

I'd love a glass of wine, but I can;t afford it tonight, only having got half of my wages this month!!! :mad2: :bag:

A bacardi and parafin and a bowl of whatever our new friend would like.

plays gently with BBD's ear

I'd love a glass of wine, but I can;t afford it tonight, only having got half of my wages this month!!! :mad2: :bag:

And whatever Buzzy wants please Jose.

a small bowl of perrier for me please..........

yes CAT - I do like funny - very much............

:wink2: :wink2: nudge nudge...... You're very funny aren't you Cat. Unusual, you might say?

Buzz...we will sort it out tomorrow...TSK. Heres a bottle of of wine for you, patsy a bacardi and BBD...a bowl of water? Oh PLEASE PLEASE tell me you arn't teetol.

:wink2: :wink2: nudge nudge...... You're very funny aren't you Cat. Unusual, you might say?

I've been know to bring a smile to sad face Patsy :) ...

no no no...just very careful - :cool2:

Buzz...we will sort it out tomorrow...TSK. Heres a bottle of of wine for you, patsy a bacardi and BBD...a bowl of water? Oh PLEASE PLEASE tell me you arn't teetol.

Do you know what tee total is Cat?? :bag:

I was just telling BBD how "unusual" Cat was, Buzz. You know him/her don't you.

I was just telling BBD how "unusual" Cat was, Buzz. You know him/her don't you.
Never seen em before guv.......... :bag:
I was wiv me mate...............
who??

Evening all! Scotch and Solpadeine please barperson; can't risk a hangover tomorrow!

Everyone chirpy this evening?

I'll get that for you Fee...feeling flush tonight got over paid..whisky and solwhateveritwasdein.

Does that work?.

Did you get Buzz's money Cat? Does she know? Do you do the wages?

Saves taking it in the morning Cat! And helps the alcohol circulate.

Allegedly.

Have you had a pay rise then?

Did you get Buzz's money Cat? Does she know? Do you do the wages?
Oh the wages are done by the cat person....so why don't you all have a sdrink on MY wages... :ranting:

Oh the wages are done by the cat person....so why don't you all have a sdrink on MY wages... :ranting:

Righty ho matey...who want's a drink on Buzz then.

Same again Jose...apart from BBD, I don't buy water for no one, as butch as they may seem.

Buzz, old friend! That sounds like Breach of Contract and Constructive Dismissal to me. Of course if you could prove sexual harassment as well, you could easily treble your compensation.

and 25% to me

Righty ho matey...who want's a drink on Buzz then.

Same again Jose...apart from BBD, I don't buy water for no one, as butch as they may seem.

......no offence

Righty ho matey...who want's a drink on Buzz then.

Same again Jose...apart from BBD, I don't buy water for no one, as butch as they may seem.

Thats it people, eat, drink and be merry and when the kids ask why theres no dinner on Sunday I shall drag them to cats house and show them that family having a good old knees up at MY expense. And on Tuesday, when they are walking to school with holes in their shoes I shall try to help them along, and on Wednesday when there is nothing for their packed lunches I shall quieten thier cries of hunger...................

need I go on????

......no offence

..what would you like then BBD? A big butch pint of beer perchance?

Have you spent that money you found in your cuboard?

Thats it people, eat, drink and be merry and when the kids ask why theres no dinner on Sunday I shall drag them to cats house and show them that family having a good old knees up at MY expense. And on Tuesday, when they are walking to school with holes in their shoes I shall try to help them along, and on Wednesday when there is nothing for their packed lunches I shall quieten thier cries of hunger...................

need I go on????


Oh Stop Moaning! It was only half your friggin wages....there's a good chance you will get them back.

..what would you like then BBD? A big butch pint of beer perchance?

maybe a small rioja

Have you spent that money you found in your cuboard?
That was months ago...........have to eat you know

Would you like some quiche with that? Jeeeeeez, have a real drink man. Jose, give my friend a Cat Surprise!

That was months ago...........have to eat you know

Blew it on a takeaway huh?

Would you like some quiche with that? Jeeeeeez, have a real drink man. Jose, give my friend a Cat Surprise!

Woo hoo...one of my specials:

A Pint of bitter with a whiskey sunk in a small glass to the bottom with a Pernod chaser.

Downed in one.

Go BigBadBoy....GO!

Reminise of a Lady Boy in Alan Partridge.

............ careful Big Boy, I think Cat's trying to get you drunk. If you're thinking of leaving, you might want to take this with you.

hands BBD a large package

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/Patsy271/dogjacket.jpg


You like the colour?

............ careful Big Boy, I think Cat's trying to get you drunk. If you're thinking of leaving, you might want to take this with you.

hands BBD a large package

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/Patsy271/dogjacket.jpg


You like the colour?


Pasty...when have you ever been out with me and I didnt' try to get your drunk? Not once.

People can leave of their own accord you know.

Just warning him of your persuasive ways, Cat, that's all. Not that I ever needed persuading.

Hello! is anyone still here?

I'm here now...morning.

Is there any entertainment tonight, Floopy I think its your turn or do you want another go Patsy.

Or is there anything to celebrate?

I really enjoyed yesterday and hope to do so again tonight. Going to 'tpub straight after work with family. Dropping car, walking up 'troad, kids going to play footie and I will embibe of a few of the small bottles with my husband and his pub mates. Not done that for ages.

Hopefully will be just tiddly enough to join your later.

xx

JOSE!...line them up mate, I am piggin gaggin! Oh the relief...a full day a work - sorting out insurances, Buzz moanining on and on and on about not being paid this month, sainsburies and tea...ALL IN 3 INCH HEELS!!!!

I am now changed and slobbed in new bargain sports wear...contacts out, bra off...so bring on friday night please.

Anyone joining me for an early evening booooooooooooze. I think we should take our drinks to the patio.

JOSE!...line them up mate, I am piggin gaggin! Oh the relief...a full day a work - sorting out insurances, Buzz moanining on and on and on about not being paid this month, sainsburies and tea...ALL IN 3 INCH HEELS!!!!

I am now changed and slobbed in new bargain sports wear...contacts out, bra off...so bring on friday night please.

Anyone joining me for an early evening booooooooooooze. I think we should take our drinks to the patio.
Shutt up I was not moaning...............merely stating a fact...................over and over again. in case your were not aware of my financial predicament......the poor kids were bloody starving this morning......
Go on then it's friday I'll have a beer before the real people get here.

Or is there anything to celebrate?

only a Bank Holiday Weekend

Well lets celebrate then.....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/Bottlesofchampers.jpg

Hit the juke box...

CELEBRATE GOOD TIMEs

COME ON!

More beer Jose!

Well that went down with a plop didn't it...you boring bunch of to$$ers.

However, moving on:

I am flying today have already been for a run with Bazeeeeel, deweeded the front garden (was going to take a before and after shot but it was too embarassing) and am now cooking a brunch of sausage and egg rolls for the Cat Clan.

Cup of tea for me please Jose.

Any sausage and egg rolls going spare Cat?

I may have to go buy some eggs now.

Any sausage and egg rolls going spare Cat?

I may have to go buy some eggs now.

Yes Andrea, there was a couple spare..I'll give one to Bazeeeeeeeeeel for being such a good boy on his run this morning and I will sent the other one by courier, To Andrea, Norfolk.

Just a cup of tea for me Jose please, as I am still full up from my breakfast of eggs, bacon, mushrooms and baked beans - yum yum :eat:

I'll join you with a cuppa ils, my energy is dying. After my exuberance this morning.....and having just finished clearing up the house and putting the sixth load of washing in I am pooped.

I think I shall leave the rest of the back garden till tomorrow when I go and buy the plants. I shall sit down with freddie and watch a film instead. If he falls asleep which I think he will as he has gone into manic mode....I will do my college homework, either way the garden can sod off.

Afternoon by the way.

Good afternoon my lovely :bye:

I've just had my new dishwasher fitted and it is now on it's test cycle, can't wait to try it out properly!

Afternoon everyone.

Cat thankyou for the egg and sausage bap, it was yummy. The postie squashed it a bit, but it still tasted loverly.
I am now getting that afternoon lull of getting tired. Should really keep going, but actually not been doing that much.
I've just been colouring and sticking with the kids, quite relaxing actually.

You are most welcome Andrea....I wish I had sent you more, I have heartburn now.

Oh well...off to the sofa with a cup of tea and the delightfull Fredmeister no.

Sleep little one...SLEEP!

Evening all. Just got in from a brief visit to Bluewater and fancy a nice cuppa. Anyone want to join me. I have some Mr Kipling Country Slices too if anyone wants one?

Evening all. Just got in from a brief visit to Bluewater and fancy a nice cuppa. Anyone want to join me. I have some Mr Kipling Country Slices too if anyone wants one?

ooh I'm to the red wine and doritos patsy! we start early in Pompey!

Methinks you'd start early wherever you were Dol............. :wink_kiss

Methinks you'd start early wherever you were Dol............. :wink_kiss

oh you, you, you astute person you!

No thanks Patsy...I'm with Dolly Bird ....Beer please Jose!

The Fredmeister took himself off to bed in a huff because I wouldn't let him post his cars in the new printer (new because he posted cars in the last one and broke it), so I have done some studying this avo....was very nearly sucked in by The Nun's Story...but turned it off and worked.

Do all Nuns pluck their eyebrows? I would have thought that would have been classed as vanity, which is a sin.

Do all Nuns pluck their eyebrows? I would have thought that would have been classed as vanity, which is a sin.

yes they do Cat, it's a kind of pennance - they also pluck out their pubes and eyelashes .... although I hope they wash the tweezers in between uses!!

pass me another vat of wine please!

yes they do Cat, it's a kind of pennance - they also pluck out their pubes and eyelashes .... although I hope they wash the tweezers in between uses!!

pass me another vat of wine please!

:laugh: :laugh:
Dolores you are rockin.....quick Jose get her more wine.

Just been watching Chelsea celebrate their win....now theres a Jose...Jose Mouriniho....PHOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR.

Like the Russian bloke too....pots of money.

No thanks Patsy...I'm with Dolly Bird ....Beer please Jose!

The Fredmeister took himself off to bed in a huff because I wouldn't let him post his cars in the new printer (new because he posted cars in the last one and broke it), so I have done some studying this avo....was very nearly sucked in by The Nun's Story...but turned it off and worked.

Do all Nuns pluck their eyebrows? I would have thought that would have been classed as vanity, which is a sin.

I have a problem - I can't stop watching this film. Every time it's on I tell myself I WILL NOT watch it but I always do! Perhaps I have an obsession with nuns. Audrey Hepburn did look amazing in that habit though.

Pour me a stiff drink please - I think I need to get drunk.

Aud looked lovely in everything, Crit, didn't she?

I have a problem - I can't stop watching this film. Every time it's on I tell myself I WILL NOT watch it but I always do! Perhaps I have an obsession with nuns. Audrey Hepburn did look amazing in that habit though.

Pour me a stiff drink please - I think I need to get drunk.

I too can watch it again and again....as I sat there this afternoon, freddie asleep..I was saying GRAB THE MOMENT...study in peace (the other boys had gone to Luton to watch them play)....I really was a wrench..I got as far as the Congo then just switched it off with a self control that was beyond belief.

I've just watched Strictly Dance Fever and the gorgeous Doctor so I am in need of a beer - who's round is it?

I actually caught a bit of the Doctor too...where Billy very stupidly touched the chained Dalek and bought it back to life...daft mare, she should have known.

I also saw a bit of Strictly dancing....who got knocked out tonight?

Anyway....get the beers in mate.

Jose - 2 beers :beer: and whatever you're having :D

The results aren't in yet, Cat!

I too can watch it again and again....as I sat there this afternoon, freddie asleep..I was saying GRAB THE MOMENT...study in peace (the other boys had gone to Luton to watch them play)....I really was a wrench..I got as far as the Congo then just switched it off with a self control that was beyond belief.

Lol - that's weird cos I was channel hopping and didn't find it til the Congo bit so I must have started watching as you stopped - just thought I'd share that bit of useless information :)

and yes Dol, she did and I enjoyed nearly all her films.

Two glasses of red wine please for me and my daughter in law Angie who is visiting at the moment we have shared one bottle but there is still room for more.

Wino's :p lol

Steve is in da house..and says there's going to to be a quizz.

More wine please Bishop.

A quizz? What time please? Might come and show myself up as usual ;)

A quizz? What time please? Might come and show myself up as usual ;)

He's there ready and waiting...come on...

Dammit - hubby's home - gotta go make life a wife - Grrrrr!

Dammit - hubby's home - gotta go make life a wife - Grrrrr!

KILL HIM!!!



Any way...a cup of your finest tea Jose, thankyou. Mentally preparing myself for my floral festivities today.

Cat, are you doing the SO garden today? Tell you what, Jose, how about a large jug of Pims around mid-day. Stick the barby on, too. I'll bring some kebabs and corn on the cob.

Cat, are you doing the SO garden today? Tell you what, Jose, how about a large jug of Pims around mid-day. Stick the barby on, too. I'll bring some kebabs and corn on the cob.


Oh what a good idea Patsy...yes I will work on it this morning and we can have a little do there this afternoon. How nice.

Oh happy days...

I have opened up the patio doors and the garden is now fully open for those who wish to drink in the beautiful spring like weather....... :cool:

Cat...no nicking the brollies! :ranting:

Yay Coastie's back!

I'll have a nice cold bud please Coastie, and I am going to sit outside sunshine watching Cat working in the SO garden! :laugh:

Right, thats it for one day. I hope you like it...have done 7 hanging baskets they are over there for now, will put them up next week. I have stuck with the same theme of geraniums but upped the ivy this year. I have also got all the old pots ready for the herbs I have decided to grow. Will plant those tomorrow in the little pots that the geraniums came in (arn't I versitile) as we need a new hose. I thought a patio of herbs this summer; Basil, Rosemary, Oregano and Corriander, also I'm going to grow peppers and sunflowers ofcourse.

So Coastie me old mucker.....a huge cold beer for me now ta.

Oh look...here I am all alone on the patio. Oh what a lovely evening..Jose has taken his top off.

Another bottle please gorgeous.

Oh look...here I am all alone on the patio. Oh what a lovely evening..Jose has taken his top off.


my word don't tell ILS she may need restraining!!!!!

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pass me something fizzy, cold and amber please!

my word don't tell ILS she may need restraining!!!!!





I think I might, if you don't restrain me I might 'attack' him :laugh:

I think I might, if you don't restrain me I might 'attack' him :laugh:

Do want you want to ILS .....just remember we may call on onlookers as witnesses in case you deny it later!! :)

Okay.....what have we here...hmmm...right yep...okay sorted....

Now who wants a drink? :)

Ahhh the party is still going on in the garden I see!

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A cup of coffee for me please Coastie

Morning girls. Coffee and a croissant for me please.

Boys have gone out for the day with friends. That's us for the day. Ironing, followed by pub methinks.

I have a huge pile too Patsy :ranting:

I keep putting it off and putting it off but can't do anymore!

Oh, no, you misunderstand me. Mr P is doing the ironing!

I have organised a suprise party for Maeve and Tulip later on this afternoon to thank them for their hard work during April.

I've just baked these, any good?

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/Patsy271/fairycakes.jpg

Oh, no, you misunderstand me. Mr P is doing the ironing!

Do you hire him out? :unsure:

Cakes are fab Patsy...thanks! I shall sell them with all profits going to charidee! :laugh:

I have to say your rainbow dress is very pretty! :cool:

Oh, no, you misunderstand me. Mr P is doing the ironing!

Tell him there is a little bit more (read that as a load more) and I am on my way with mine!

We can leave him with it and go off down the pub. He can join us when he has finished both loads and I will buy him a drink :beer:

No problem, bring it over ils. There's roast pork later.........

No problem, bring it over ils. There's roast pork later.........

Ooooo I like roast pork - I am on my way!

Parsnips, broccoli, carrots, apple sauce?......... About 6.00pm?

Parsnips, broccoli, carrots, apple sauce?......... About 6.00pm?



Sounds fantastic and 6pm is fine by me!

Bring the boys, we've got loads.

Right, come on, back from the pub, need continuum, pork's in, can't type proepertly

Right, come on, back from the pub, need continuum, pork's in, can't type proepertly

What's continuum? :wacko:

Can't even remember typing that....... oops
Continuum means, in my languagae, anyway, keeping things going.

MORE MAGNERS CIDER

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Should be drunk over ice, very smoooooooooth

So who's round is it?

MINE!

God lets get swiggin...a very late start for a monday bankholiday...don't think I'm going to last too long either...bloody physical weekend I have had.

BUT...get them in Jose!!!!!

It is a lovely night here and I think I'll have an impromptu (sp?) jug of Pimms! And yes, you heard me a Jug is what I need, I have a quenching thirst!

MINE!

God lets get swiggin...a very late start for a monday bankholiday...don't think I'm going to last too long either...bloody physical weekend I have had.

BUT...get them in Jose!!!!!

Cheers Cat :beer:


Are you back at work tomorrow?

Blimey Bella - go easy!


here let me get two staws and we will share the pimms!!!
Actually confession coming up (no, girls not as sordid as the one in chat last night!!!!) but I've never drank pimms beforre - does it get you pist?!

Cheers Cat :beer:


Are you back at work tomorrow?

College tomorrow, Buzz is holding the fort. Nice day...finish at 12.30...shhhhhh it was Buzz's idea to keep it secret....

College tomorrow, Buzz is holding the fort. Nice day...finish at 12.30...shhhhhh it was Buzz's idea to keep it secret....

You're secrets safe with me :D

Blimey Bella - go easy!


here let me get two staws and we will share the pimms!!!
Actually confession coming up (no, girls not as sordid as the one in chat last night!!!!) but I've never drank pimms beforre - does it get you pist?!

If you drink enough of it, it does!!! :laugh: But tell me more about the sordid chat in the chat room! I can't get in there anymore for some reason! Maybe you should copy & paste sections to show us who can't get in what you dirty lot get up to! :w00t:

And Dol I am happy to share!

Who ordered the cow? :blink:

College tomorrow, Buzz is holding the fort. Nice day...finish at 12.30...shhhhhh it was Buzz's idea to keep it secret....

Bloody wasn't my idea!!!

well actually it was....but only so I don't have to put up with her on a tuesday afternoon..... :devil:

Someone call me? Is Sky Sports on Coastie re the football. Stick it on please Jose. I'll have a Sangria and Shoe polish with lots of ice please.
Coastie? What's your pleasure?

Coastie? What's your pleasure?
Crikey thats a brave question.....

Could I have a beer please. I have a very bad taste in my mouth I need to get rid of......thank you

Telling lies or licking ar5es Buzz? I'll get the beer.

Telling lies or licking ar5es Buzz? I'll get the beer.
Neither actually..............bum face!!
Just get the beer in......

Beer for me please!

Can we have ITV1 on please the Liverpool v Chelsea game is on!

Sorry, ils, thought it was on Sky. Jose, stop fiddling with that an put it on ITV1 please. Beer for my lovely YOUNG friend please.

Neither actually..............bum face!!
Just get the beer in......

Who you calling bum face, acid ar5e. Phoar, speaking of which, what have you had to eat today, your breath stinks.

Beer for my lovely YOUNG friend please.

I love you Patsy :wub: :hug:

Who you calling bum face, acid ar5e. Phoar, speaking of which, what have you had to eat today, your breath stinks.
Go away you ugly mare

Beer for me please!

Can we have ITV1 on please the Liverpool v Chelsea game is on!


Touchy subject......I wanna watch the footie...but oooooh no I have to work! :mad2:

So I shall simply scowl at you all as I serve your drinks this evening in order to feel like I'm making you feel a little guilty!

Ugly? Me?

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/Patsy271/mare.jpg

A little portly, maybe, but not ugly. Ils, your HO please.

Ok I am in a better mood now I have got my grumps off my chest so to speak. Patsy of course you are not ugly........reallly ugly anyway. Let me get the next round in.....
Who wants what??