Patsy...will you stop playing with the horses collar and stick it back on the wall!

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A bottle of Bud for me please Buzz :beer:

Ok I am in a better mood now I have got my grumps off my chest so to speak. Patsy of course you are not ugly........reallly ugly anyway. Let me get the next round in.....
Who wants what??


Well, Coastie clearly wants a slap and a makeover, in that order!

A bottle of Bud for me please Buzz :beer:
Righto...........

one bud coming up.....bloody hell I hope Coastie lets me have a tab..........I didn't get all me wages this month

No tabs...I'm in a grumpy mood tonight....unless of course someone is willing to keep me appraise dof the footie scores...then maybe Buzz can have a tab! :unsure:

Liverpool 1 Chelsea 0 (ht)

Liverpool 1 Chelsea 0 (ht)
TAB??


.

Tab and a free drink....

Come on you Reds!

LOUDER!

COME ON YOU REDS!

Are they still winning?

You'll Never Walk Alone...Walk Alone..Walk Alone....

Can I have some strawberry vodka and tonic please? With lots of ice! :wub:

Can I have some strawberry vodka and tonic please? With lots of ice! :wub:
OOOOooooooohhhh that sounds 'nice' can I have one please?

It's not nice, it's lovely. :mad2:

That's it now LIVERPOOL won.

I don't want any if it is lovely!

But what was the final score? 1-0 or did anyone else score?

Coastie dances around the bar with her top pulled over her head and boobs and arms flapping.....

Wahoooooooooooooo!

What about if it is nice AND lovely? :unsure:

What about if it is nice AND lovely? :unsure:

It would be Nivley!

I don't want any if it is lovely!
Na me neither....I only do 'nice' drinks...... :laugh:
I'll have a beer then....they're nice

Still on the tab Buzz?

:beer: :wine: :drinking:

I'll have a ...dont' faint....a cup of tea and a biscuit please.

Oh glad I popped in, there's lots of nice people here tonight.

I'll have a ...dont' faint....a cup of tea and a biscuit please.

Oh glad I popped in, there's lots of nice people here tonight.

Are you ill?????

There is indeed alot of Nively people in here to night and you are now one of them...welcome Cat...please have a seat and here is your tea and large cookie.....who's counting the calories anyway! Enjoy! :laugh:

I'd like something a bit different please! A whisky and beechams I think.

Oh god Coastie - put em away, you nearly had my eye out there!

Actually I am on a diet, so can someone recommend something that will get me peed without the calories?

Neat white spirits, Ceri. Oh that's white as in gin, vodka etc not as in paintbrushes. Though that would be cheaper.

Large brandy and some FRIENDS please.

One white spirits and a beechams n whiskey coming right up....and I am sorry about that Fee...just got a bit carried away with the momet...it wount happen again...honest! :blush:

Neat gin? :ohmy: :sick:

Large brandy and some FRIENDS please.

I'm your friend Patsy loo. :bored:

Large brandy and some FRIENDS please.

Have a treble and don't worry there are at least three people in here as desperate for friends as your are so I'm sure you'll have some company soon enough!

Neat gin? :ohmy: :sick:

Once you get the first one down, you don't notice the rest! I sank a litre bottle that way once.

*do not try this one at home children*

Have a treble and don't worry there are at least three people in here as desperate for friends as your are so I'm sure you'll have some company soon enough!
Uhoh the paranoia again...........do you mean +me??

I'm going to go up to bed now and read my extremely disturbing book - it's certainly not what you would call nice - The Wasp Factory.

See you all in the morning bright and early.

Cheerio....Oh that reminds me...walking by the local DIY store today there was a notice saying "Scoobies on Sale" what's all that about then.

Good night.
x

Probably me and the two of you Buzz...

"Scoobies on Sale" what's all that about then.

Weird stringy, platting things which are all the rage at the moment. :bored:

Large brandy and some FRIENDS please.

Oh for goodness sake woman, coven meetings take time to organise!

Oh for goodness sake woman, coven meetings take time to organise!
She speaks from expereince you know

I'd like a large vat of something strong to wallow in please. I don't like falling out with people. I feel quite pooey now. Felt quite good at the time, getting it off my chest, but what good will it do? None, that's what.

:unsure:

Oh, God, Andrea's coming!

Funny you should say that Pats.....

I have just had a new jaccuzzi fitted in the garden today...fully heated and I can fill it with a liquid of your choice! :laugh:

I don't like falling out with people.


How odd, I delight in it. Do it more often, you'll soon get the hang of it.

Patsy your vat of gin and tonic is ready! Oh and here is a large straw!

Sorry I am late girls, I have been chatting to a very nice young man :naughty:

Patsy - I'll be your friend :D

Thanks ils, knew I could count on you. Feeling better now.

Ready for another fight now............... :laugh:

Oh, God, Andrea's coming!

And what do you mean by that missus :boxing:

Hey Buzz is in the house! :D

Morning :bye: Would you like a mug of tea?

Hey Buzz is in the house! :D

Morning :bye: Would you like a mug of tea?
Morning ils my dear. I would love a great big mug of tea to take upstairs whilst I stop the boys from killing each other and get showered and dresed.

Coming up! :D

I'm off to get showered and dressed myself and to make sure the boys get themselves sorted so they leave on time!

ooh large beer please Jose! Had an unexpected result...was going to study tonight, but got a day off work tomorrow - school used for polling day, and the child minders keeping freddie for a few hours so I can study then.

So get the beers in ell pronto.

Had anything interesting been happening here today?

I'll join you for a beer my friend! :beer:

Oh nothing really interesting happening today, just a thread deleted and a few members banned!

I'd like a stiff one please

I'll join you for a beer my friend! :beer:

Oh nothing really interesting happening today, just a thread deleted and a few members banned!

Oh!...anyone I know...was it Andrea....no no...bet it was PJ for relating his dentistry exploits...no?....oooh was it Normal1 for revealing himsself as one of the Chippendales....the one that got them banned for performing with small animals..no? oooooh oooh...I give up...who could it be?

I actually thought you were one of them at one time, because of your goats, but obviously not :wacko:

I can't remember their names they were so unimportant.

I actually thought you were one of them at one time, because of your goats, but obviously not :wacko:

I can't remember their names they were so unimportant.


Well how will I know....what if it was someone I really,really liked???

It was PJ wasn't it :cry:

It was jolly exciting for a while there this morning, Haydon was splatting people like erm, like a splatty thing.

He's quite masterful really.

Cocktails in te garden ladies! :wine:

you want me to walk across the lawn in these heels?


hardly darling

Floops there is a perfectly good patio darling...and some nice lounge chairs esspecially for you to recline on!

Now that I can do :laugh:


A virgin colada please, hold the virgin

I'll send Steve out with it...here he comes Floops...

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ooh floops you have dressed up tonight too. Wearing Bella's necklaces, you have to dress up..they SCREAM decadence. Right grab my hand, I'll hold the washing line and will chasse over to the patio...come on...dont' slosh.

'Cat...will you please answer the door!'

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oh typical - a good looking young man turns up and here comes Cat

oh typical - a good looking young man turns up and here comes Cat

Don't worry Floops...Steve is under strict instructions to serve only you this evening! ;)

As you can see Cat has her own skivvy for the evening......little does she know hes Gay! :laugh:

**cat sniffs the air***
Oh floppy....see got you to the Patio...

**sniffs again***

oooh theres lots in the house tonight floopy, button the hatches and lets rock and roll...

'Cat...will you please answer the door!'

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I'M ON THE PATIO WITH FLOOPY!

Ooo he's on his way Cat...don't panic! :blink:

Nibbles anyone? :eat:

Nibbles anyone? :eat:

No thank you, it a helluva job to cover those little bite marks up in the morning

Hellooooooooooooooooooo :D Who's round is it?

yours .............:devil:

Mine!! I'm on a roll....


..round the up JOSE!!!

Oh Cat, if you really want to, I won't stop you!

Nibbles anyone? :eat:

yes please! it's my rabbit's name! and she is so cute I could eat her ... rabbit pie anyone!?



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yes please! it's my rabbit's name! and she is so cute I could eat her ... rabbit pie anyone!?



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That is cruel, cruel, cruel Dol :laugh:

DOLL!!! That is dispicable........











.....but very funny.

Spitting fluff from her mouth....

Very nice Dol but you could have skinned Nibbles first! :blink:

More wine please vicar!!!

Already had half a bottle so not going to last long.

Been at a very sad funeral this avo...42 year old mother of 2 teenage boys.

Life's a :pooh: sometimes isn't it.

More wine please vicar!!!

Already had half a bottle so not going to last long.

Been at a very sad funeral this avo...42 year old mother of 2 teenage boys.

Life's a :pooh: sometimes isn't it.

It is Cat :cry:


I'll join you for a while! Vodka and diet coke for me please!

Vodka and coke it is then my friend. The most strangest thing was me and Mr Cat held hands in the church!!!!.....havn't done that for a long time :shocking:

Right...

Cappacino, Latte, tea, bagels and buns anyone! :w00t:

Skinny latte with cinnamon please Coastie!

Just a skinny latte for me too please Coastie

P.S. glad to see you back as your normal self!

Skinny latte's allround for the lovely ladies! :thumbsup:

I'll be sittin' in the morning sun
I'll be sittin' when the evenin' come
watching the ships rollin
then I'll watch em roll away again
Oh I'm just sitting on the dock of the bay
Watching the tide roll away
Sittin' on the dock of the bay
Wasting tiiiiiiiime......

:wacko:

Amazing Grace
How sweet the sound
That saved a retch like me
I once was lost
But now I'm found
Was blind but now I see!

Blimey...its been quiet in here...just pushed the last roll of tumble weed thru the doors.

A beer please bar personage...my first since last thursday. We must celebrate my breaking my record of abstanence that was set in 1973.

Been for a lovely little run with Bazeeeel, showered, helped the boys make there own omlettes - which were bloomin lovely, little one asleep..so I am ready to rock and roll....(well for a little while anyway).

Anyone joining me.

You know I never say no, Cat!

:beer: for the ladies...... :beer:

Gosh it's quiet in 'ere again tonight.... :mellow:

You need to get some decent bar staff Coastie, that will pull the ladies in!

Line em up Coastie my old landlady....everyone ready for another?

I desperately want a pair of cowboy boots, can anyone oblige?

Me, me. I'll have another bud please :beer:

a glass of water for me please :mellow:

a glass of water for me please :mellow:

Helloo floopy doops, I feel as tho I have been away for such a long time...let me get you that. Have an umberella, a monkey climbing a stick, ice, bits of herbs that you can pick out and flick at people, lemon and other citrus fruit.

There...hold it with 2 hands it's heavy.
x

Floops...would you like...sparkling, still or council pop straight from the tap? :mellow:

Ils...:beer: there ya go hun!

Cheers everyone :bye:

Good evening housemates. I'd like a frozen shoulder with extra ice please.
Oh, it's ok I've got one. A large Black Russian to numb the pain.

Hello Patsy dearest...are you well.

Neck and right shoulder are killing me. They were a bit stiff the other day, went to the gym and did some strange things on a mat and it's worse today.
Apart from that, fine thank you my sunshine.

What do you think of my new identity? Dab put the idea in my mind, like the mind controlling fiend that he is.

Found em...here ya go Cat!

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Found em...here ya go Cat!

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ooh I like them, how much?

Free...I was going to take em to the charity shop but hey...their yours now... I'm embarrassed to say my calfs are to big for em now! :blush:

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I have nothing more to say until I next visit!

BEER PLEASE BAR PERSONAGE!

Phewwweeeee, first beer of the evening...looking forward to a night out at the boys footy presentation which is just across the park here....staggering distance (hopefully). Just made my donation of a plate of cheese sarnies so I am ready to roll......

Beer for you :beer:

I'm on the soft stuff...overtime today! :ninja:

Shall we all join together for breakfast? Coastie put on a large pot of tea that we can all share.

Is it just me or is the board really slow, its taking about 15 seconds to click from one thing to another.

Who was in chat last night? Can someone enlighten me as to what was discussed as I can't remember.

Thanking you.
x

Morning all. Tea, All Brand and grapefruit juice for me please.

I left chat about 11.15 Cat. What time did you get there? Were you spouting spurious b****cks?

Morning. A flagon of tea and maybe a crumpet this morning please. What have you all got planned for today?? I am going to wash and iron all day by the looks of it and probably throw in a bit of housework too, alongisde taking middle buz to football training.

Nice cuppa tea please not to much milk.

Cat you weren't in there for long and only discussed your night out how you kept the bar open during presentation.

Nice cuppa tea please not to much milk.

Cat you weren't in there for long and only discussed your night out how you kept the bar open during presentation.
Oh my God, why does this not suprise me?? :wacko:

Tea for me too please!

The usual suspects were in, a mysterious guest and the lovely Karenh, but you missed most of them!

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Poot....Poot to Tonee...Poot...Poot to you all!

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Poot....Poot to Tonee...Poot...Poot to you all!

I would recognise you now anywhere!
Is this today's bar theme - buttock beer, pooting cocktails, sherry derriere??

I'll stick to a lovely bloody mary please!!

Conflactulations Tonee.....you have chosen the drink of the day....

Twenty poots in your direction and a large drink are on the way! :wine:

THought you might like to meet this Dovemeister.....a magician...who will be performing for us tonight...make him feel welcome and applaud the great Coastie dove in his first lead role!

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ooh how exciting...in that case I will have a beer please as I can feel myself getting hysterical with Poll Fever..I am just bursting with Poll's today.

On my way out to a birthday meal - so just popped in for a quick one

Oh - and can I have a cold bottle of Miller as well:whistling

Hi Rob - I'll get this one! Good to see you btw!

Hello Rob, we did meet briefly just before you disappeared, I remember discussing the joys of Cross Stitch with you.

Are you the Actoooooor.

On my way out to a birthday meal - so just popped in for a quick one :naughty:

Oh - and can I have a cold bottle of Miller as well:whistling

Certainly young man... :beer:

Ils.....the magician needs an assistant for tonight...are you interested...he'll pay you a fiver! :w00t:

:beer:Cheers - and thanks ils

Ils.....the magician needs an assistant for tonight...are you interested...he'll pay you a fiver! :w00t:

What would I have to do Coastie?


Rob - the pleasure is all mine :wink2:

Well he does this thing with a rabbit......

Can you bend over double?

Hello Rob, we did meet briefly just before you disappeared, I remember discussing the joys of Cross Stitch with you.

Are you the Actoooooor.

Hi Cat

I'm more of a backstage type person! Although I will be "acting" on Friday - as the real actor is unavailable!!

Well he does this thing with a rabbit......

Can you bend over double?



I can but I don't do it for a £5! :w00t:

Hmmm okay I'll try one of the other ladies...... :sad:

Hi Cat

I'm more of a backstage type person! Although I will be "acting" on Friday - as the real actor is unavailable!!

What will you be acting as? will this be on a stage?

You will get on with my friend Patsy who now posts here, she likes to act...she is in the local amateur dramatics.

Are you famous?

Cat...I think you should at least buy the man a drink before bombarding him with so many questions! :blink:

Oh alright....a Millers is it Rob?

What will you be acting as? will this be on a stage?

You will get on with my friend Patsy who now posts here, she likes to act...she is in the local amateur dramatics.

Are you famous?

I'll have a lage Laphroig if anyone is buying for a start:wink2:

Cat - I'm playing the part of Enrico Basilica in Terry Pratchett's Maskerade - only on Friday - in the Aberdeen Arts Centre - lots of tickets available unfortunately:rolleyes:

I also helped to produce the thing!

Not famous - although I did get a name-check in our local paper's piece on the show!

I look forward to meeting Patsy - though us backstage lot think of ourselves as being a trifle superior to mere thesps:whistling

(Only kiding Patsy)

Two Millers Cat...at least... :beer: :beer:

Cat - I'm playing the part of Enrico Basilica in Terry Pratchett's Maskerade


Are you a Terry Pratchett fan then? I have never read any of his books but I think I should. I would then be able to go on one of the Terry Pratchett meets that happen in obscure places...I would enjoy that.

Have you been to a Terry Pratchett meet?

Are you a Terry Pratchett fan then? I have never read any of his books but I think I should. I would then be able to go on one of the Terry Pratchett meets that happen in obscure places...I would enjoy that.

Have you been to a Terry Pratchett meet?

I love Terry Pratchett - but I've never been a meet. Must happen in places that are too obscure for me!

thought I'd find you in the bar Rob! welcome back!



....and what's all this with the Polls, Cat? is it some kind of competition?!

Evening all. Whose round is it? Is it mine?? I feel flush this week (got the other half of me wages) so beers on me......

I hear they are usually in fields somewhere....people from around the country just gather in a nominated field and read favourite chapters from his books. I presume there would be a make shift bar...or you took your own.

Have you been to one of SO's meets?

....and what's all this with the Polls, Cat?


Have you a problem with my poll's Dolores?

Have you been to one of SO's meets?

Nope - never made one yet - they're a bit far from Aberdeen!!

Evening all. Whose round is it? Is it mine?? I feel flush this week (got the other half of me wages) so beers on me......

ooh yes please me hearty....a little bottle of bud would be lovely.

Nope - never made one yet - they're a bit far from Aberdeen!!

I went to one in February....it was the scariest thing I have ever done...what shocked me more than anything was how ugly everyone was.

i'll have a Cornona and lime please bar keep!

I went on a bender last night and dying but hey! hair of the dog and all that!

I went to one in February....it was the scariest thing I have ever done...what shocked me more than anything was how ugly everyone was.
Lets be honest here Cat....you can't remember WHAT anyone looked liked can you?? You have very hazy memories of the day..... :photo:

Right - I'm off out to - see ya all soon!

Lets be honest here Cat....you can't remember WHAT anyone looked liked can you?? You have very hazy memories of the day..... :photo:


What day - were you there?

Right - I'm off out to - see ya all soon!

Bye Rob! Come back soon :bye:

PJ...can I buy you your post exam taking beer now...what would you like?

Can I have a drink please?
Long time since I've been here.....:D

Hi Kittencat :bye:

Good to see you back :D

I'll get this one, what would you like?

Hi Kittencat :bye:

Good to see you back :D

I'll get this one, what would you like?

Hiya ils :hug:

That's jolly decent of you, I'll have a medium white wine please. In fact, I'll buy a bottle, care to join me? :D

I'm not much of a wine drinker myself KC, so you drink the wine and I'll have a bottle of vodka with you :wine:

can i have some wine too???

Having a really bad day, getting nothing done at work so i want some wine to drown my sorrows!!!!

ooh its that time again...HURAH!!! :wine:

LARGE BEER FOR ME PLEASE BARPERSONAGE (where's Jose?)

Just about to go and get dressed for my BBQ...so need some liquid refreshment....its a lovely sunny afternoon here so should be a good do.

LARGE BEER FOR ME PLEASE BARPERSONAGE (where's Jose?)



me too please!

In fact I've just had to nip to the Co-op to get some alcohol cos my son has made me so MAD :mad1:I need something to focus on other than how much he has annoyed me!

chin chin, down the hatch! :beer:

btw - what he's done/said is nothing out of the ordinary for your average 11 year old and the way I reacted by screaming and shouting is also nothing out of the ordinary ... it's just that sometimes you wonder why you had kids! ....

I'll have one too please bar person as I am just going to watch Norwich play Fulham


*Come on The Canaries*

Bet you wish you hadn't now, ils. Shame for Norwich. Glad for the Baggies, keep West Midlands Premiership footy alive. Arsenal obviously feel the same, which is why they allowed the Blues to win.

Unlucky Palace - thanks Charlton!

Here..champers all round....Scumhampton have been relegated and Pompey have stayed up! :w00t:

Sulky people only tonight.....and if your on the sexy list ya aint comin' in! :mad:

Nice bag you're wearing Coastie - what do you think of mine? I've gone for the plain brown paper look - rather fetching don't you think. Fortunately I've left a hole for my mouth so I can drink the place dry in the absence of the beautiful people :D

:bag: Just call be the Rustler.....now I was thinking of painting a smilie face on mine but some how I think I'll stick to my natural dull expression of bagdom!

Drink up Noxie...we've alot to get through without the lushes tonight... :wine: :beer: :drinking:

Hello :bye:

Can I come in?

Hello :bye:

Can I come in?

No you're to beautiful....this is the mingers bar tonight so you aint comin in! :angry:

Another drink Noxie! :beer:

That is very nice of you to say so Coastie, but I want a beer so I am coming in :beer:

GRAB 'ER NOXIE...WE'LL LOCK HER IN THE LAV! :mad2:

Another drink Noxie! :beer:

Thank you most kindly Rustler - double vodka please.

I've got her... quick you shove her in, I'll lock the door.

Coastie pushes Ils into cubicle 2 - the one with the broken loo seat...and slams the door....with Noxies help the lock is secured and several tables are stacked up outside to ensure there is no escape! :devil:

Nice one Noxie :thumbsup:

Another drink :wine:

ils just climbs over the top, if they think they can get rid of her that easily they are mistaken

Stop behaving like green eyed monsters girls and I will buy you both a drink!

I'm certainly not in any clique or in the incrowd, I will drink with anyone! :beer:

Stop behaving like green eyed monsters girls and I will buy you both a drink!

Hah, you think you can buy me off with an offer of a free drink, shame on you.

(ok, ok, another double vodka please ils)

What do ya think Nox? Should we let her stay (provided she wears a bag over her head) or do we shut her in the dark room...yes the dark room...oooooooo :devil:

Can I come in I must qualify as a minger as i only got the one vote they gave everyone to start with. Very large vodka and sprite please.

A double vodka for Noxy please Coastie and what ever you are having!

Do you like my pink bag? it is the in colour this season you know!

What do ya think Nox? Should we let her stay (provided she wears a bag over her head) or do we shut her in the dark room...yes the dark room...oooooooo :devil:

I reckon we let her stay as long as she wears a Happy Shopper bag over her head and buys all the drinks all night. ;)

Maz you made it on the list therefore you are barred for tonights festivites....you may only return as a true minger.....now clear off and make room for the great Bob....

Here you go Bob.. :beer: Nice bag hun!

Pint of larger and packet of pork scratchies for the minger over here
BURP!

Ooo look new cutomer...attracted no doubt by the minginess of the joint!

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Whatch out Mrs Hamburger you could be this creatures next meal! :w00t:

Well I am really sulky now I didn't ask to be put on said list after all won't you stretch a point.

Can I have a beer please.......

Peej...is that you trying to sneak in..... :naughty:

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Come and sit with me Maz, I get you a drink!

LMAO off Coastie. Although we know it's not PJ because he's got bigger feet!

No booze for anyone on the list...you can all go to the Muff Bar up the road....they only let the beautiful people in there! :angry:

Thank you Ils very kind of you I need a little kindness in my sexless old age

No booze for anyone on the list...you can all go to the Muff Bar up the road....they only let the beautiful people in there! :angry:
Shut up spouting and pour me a beer. I may have been on the list, but i didn't get any friggin votes....so get on with it. :huh:

Shut up spouting and pour me a beer. I may have been on the list, but i didn't get any friggin votes....so get on with it. :huh:

Come and sit over here with me and Maz, Buzz leave the green eyed monsters to their jealously :laugh:

No...you can go suck on a lemon and be pleased!

Mingers only will be served alcohol tonight...grrrrr!

Welcome Buzz take no notice of the others we didn't ask to go on the list did we.

Come and sit over here with me and Maz, Buzz leave the green eyed monsters to their jealously :laugh:
Thanks ils, maz....crikey I didnlt realise how scary that Costie can be whn riled.....verrrryyy touchy aint she......(and a right minger too boot)

Brought my own nah nah.

vodka ok girls. Now we can sit back andwatch the mingers.

vodka ok girls. Now we can sit back andwatch the mingers.
vodka is always a welcome guest in my house......thanks mazz

vodka ok girls. Now we can sit back andwatch the mingers.


Cheers Maz - vodka is great :wine:

Coastie, you grab Maz's legs, I'll grab her arms - we'll lock her in the cleaning cupboard, although I'm a bit worried that she'll sniff all the cleaning products if we deny her her vodka.

Gerroff I am here and I am staying for a nice quiet drink with my sexy friends.

You tell em Maz :boxing:

Welcome Buzz take no notice of the others we didn't ask to go on the list did we.

But you didn't ask to be removed either!
**** off the mingless. Did you see us all begging to be added to your "beautiful list"
Frankly it's shameful.

But you didn't ask to be removed either!
**** off the mingless. Did you see us all begging to be added to your "beautiful list"
Frankly it's shameful.

I See you misread the thread it was sexiest member not the most beautiful one does'nt have to be beautiful to be sexy. sadly Maz is neither.

And I refuse to leave until I finish the bottle with my sexy friends.

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Good Evening - mines a G & T

I See you misread the thread it was sexiest member not the most beautiful one does'nt have to be beautiful to be sexy. sadly Maz is neither.

And I refuse to leave until I finish the bottle with my sexy friends.

Ok I stand corrected.
I'm a minger and I'm thick :bag: :shutup:

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Good Evening - mines a G & T

:w00t: ..........

Minger here, a ginger minger to be precise:w00t:


Pint of lager for me please.

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Good Evening - mines a G & T

Critique you look so lovely. Are you wearing that hat to Portsmouth with your sanitary slippers?

:shutup: :shutup:

Critique you look so lovely. Are you wearing that hat to Portsmouth with your sanitary slippers?

:shutup: :shutup:

Naaah not this one - it's my Sunday best. I've got a Tesco bag (I mean hat) for Portsmouth. Don't want to look over-dressed.

Might wear the slippers if it's raining - they're super absorbant ;)

Wow what a wonderful ming fest..... :w00t:

Okay...I'm feeling a little peaky today so I'm on the soft stuff.... :sad:

Fully recovered....bring on the booze...anyone going to join me in a bevvie or two...or three...or floor..oops! :beer: :beer: :wine: :drinking:

Yes please...can I have a beer before I give Dolores a smack in the face with a wet fish. She is doing my head in now. She finks I am right stupid she does.
I know a thing or two....

I'll have a beer with you Coastie the Moastie...my meeter and greater (thank the lord that was sorted out).

Brother round armed with steak so will be griddling soon.

x

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For goodness sake Crit, do be careful with those fag ends, you've set one of the guests on fire again!

very excited at the moment ... pass me a glass of red wine bar person :wine: .... but any minute now I'm expecting my first delivery (courtesy of Tesco delivery online) of alcohol for the Portsmouth meet:beer: :beer:..... I say first, cos I'm sure I'll have drank it all by the weekend and will have to order some more!... btw - I hope no-one wants to eat! cos I have no food!

Yes please...can I have a beer before I give Dolores a smack in the face with a wet fish. She is doing my head in now. She finks I am right stupid she does.
I know a thing or two....

yes love, a thing or two ... not enough to make you a genius I think!

yes love, a thing or two ... not enough to make you a genius I think!
Right that's it.............................

Dolores, please desist from communicating with me in any fashion. Do not reply to my posts and please do not beg me to e-mail you again. I shall from hence forth be incommunicado to you.

I'll have a beer with you Coastie the Moastie...my meeter and greater (thank the lord that was sorted out).



x


well ****** yuo .... I was only being caring! I don't give a ****** now and will just get drunk and look after mine and Max's needs! ****** the rest of you.


.... bartender more wine
:wine: :wine: :wine:

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For goodness sake Crit, do be careful with those fag ends, you've set one of the guests on fire again!

It's alright Noxie...it's only PJ trying to sneak in again without being jumped by the randy whores! :wacko:

well ****** yuo .... I was only being caring! I don't give a ****** now and will just get drunk and look after mine and Max's needs! ****** the rest of you.


.... bartender more wine
:wine: :wine: :wine:

Madam...please have a seat and I shall bring you you own personal crate of your fave red...you may share it as you see fit or simply get totally bladdered alone! :wine:

Right that's it.............................

Dolores, please desist from communicating with me in any fashion. Do not reply to my posts and please do not beg me to e-mail you again. I shall from hence forth be incommunicado to you.

suits me effing fine, love!

And I hereby announce that I will give Buzz no more sympathy reputation points!!!!

wine, bartender, now!

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For goodness sake Crit, do be careful with those fag ends, you've set one of the guests on fire again!

Is that you Nox!! You look like a man :shock:


Should have stuck with my gut instinct

suits me effing fine, love!

And I hereby announce that I will give Buzz no more sympathy reputation points!!!!

wine, bartender, now!

That's quite enough of that language young lady...this is a respectable joint...any more of that and your out! :mad2:

That's quite enough of that language young lady...this is a respectable joint...any more of that and your out! :mad2:
Yeah
BAN HER!!

Oiy that's enough from you to madam...now the pair of you sit down and eat your stale pork scratchings.....and Buzz stop flicking beer froth at Dol you'll only start her off again! :mad2:

Hello :bye:

Is it safe to come in, as I would love a vodka & diet coke!

Look are we in the Shipton Arms, Portsmouth or some poncy boozer in Bedford?!


.... did you see "toughest pubs in Britain" on Sky the other night .. .I caught it by flicking through the channels. Turns out the Shipton Arms in Portsmouth is one of the toughest!! lmao .... and even I wouldn't have given any of the blokes in there one!!!! And I'm a complete whore!!!!

So, can anyone else boast having one of the toughest pubs in the UK in their area?!!! or isn't it a boast?!

Hello :bye:

Is it safe to come in, as I would love a vodka & diet coke!

****** off!

It's one of the mingers from the guys camp Cat - the ones that didn't make the sexiest bloke list.

Search Google images for 'baghead' and you'll see what he looks like with only the bag. (Second row down) I wonder who it can be!

****** off!
Dolores you bad tempered bitch, sit downa nd let ils in...if you shut the **** up she'll get the drinks in....
and you call me stoopid

Long day at work and i'm still here!!


Please can i have a JD on the rocks!!! I need something strong! :beer:

****** off!

Well that's the last time I give you good rep, you old tart!

I need something strong! :beer:

stand next to Buzz ...she smells strong! fnar! fnar!

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Right Dol...I can see your tiddled already now go into the padded room and chill for a while! :angry:

Well that's the last time I give you good rep, you old tart!

did you? when? I love you!

stand next to Buzz ...she smells strong! fnar! fnar!

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Right now you can
**** Off

Right Dol...I can see your tiddled already now go into the padded room and chill for a while! :angry:

don't worry mate, I'm off!

did you? when? I love you!
You are nothing but a cheap old slapper.

don't worry mate, I'm off!
No No No don't go I am having such fun......

No No No don't go I am having such fun......

sssh buzz I wasn't really going! just hiding in the bogs til Coastie calms down!

sssh buzz I wasn't really going! just hiding in the bogs til Coastie calms down!
Hmmm. I heard you spent a lot of time hanging around bogs, but never believed it til now....

Can't believe how long it's been since I was in this place.
To whoever's buying: I would like a pint of Castlemaine XXXX please.

did you? when? I love you!
Well I use to love you too, but I am not so sure now!!

Hmmm. I heard you spent a lot of time hanging around bogs, but never believed it til now....

you're confusing me with Tigereye and Urk!!!

Peej...your drinks are on the house tonight...enjoy! :beer:

Well I use to love you too, but I am not so sure now!!

be quiet!.......

Peej...your drinks are on the house tonight...enjoy! :beer:
*pushes Coastie out the way and heads for the optics*

Seeing that PJ's drinks are on the house are mine too?

Seeing that PJ's drinks are on the house are mine too?

what makes you think you are good enough to lick the sweat from PJ's brow or the condensation from his beer glass? get back in your kennel!

You are the entertainment manager so of course your drinks are free...they always are! Ya silly old mare! :huh:

Peej...no not that one dear it's the lime cordia...oh dear! :sad:

PJ...I love your shoes..are they suede? They look well worn.

be quiet!.......

You have little or no chance of that, my dear! :ninja:

I stood here at the bar in my lovely silky brown blouse, my new jeans and my contraversial boots....is anyone going to buy me a beer?

There you go. One beer on me Cat.

When you've finished that, can you buy me one back?

PJ...I love your shoes..are they suede? They look well worn.
Yes, it's a shame yours weren't! :w00t:

Yes, it's a shame yours weren't! :w00t:
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There you go. One beer on me Cat.

When you've finished that, can you buy me one back?

Oh yes....I shall have a pint of red stripe please.

My brother (not the wednesday night brother, this is the Dorset Brother) has just rung and he will be arriving from London in an hour and a half.....isn't that exciting?

What are you wearing today PJ?

Hi guys :bye: I'm interupting anything am I?

Barperson, beers all round for me and my friends please and one for your goodself :beer:

Fantastic Cat.

I am wearing this (http://www.markmcaullay.com.au/photos/MM_tranny.jpg)


But I must say, is there really any need for you to be wearing this (http://www.escort-victoria.co.uk/assets/photos/17contact.jpg) ???